This is Boruto Quest, a quest set in the universe of Naruto. It is during the generation of Naruto's son after everyone has graduated from their Genin exam. I haven't kept up with the series beyond the end of the original one, so this one is intended to recapture the feel of that time of Naruto. I will not be incorporating the main show or the Boruto movie's plot into the quest, although some recognizable characters will be present. You play as a 12 year old Chunin named Takeshi. You have been assigned a Jounin squad leader named Hanto, and your two squadmates are Kichiro, a young delinquent, and Ai, a strange social outcast of a girl. You are of average skill in most aspects, although your sharp intelligence, and your jack of all trades skill set have brought you far. You're a Chunin of notable talent for your age. You're training with your brother Hideki.
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Before we start, here is a short side story from Shozuku's perspective. --Your eyes snap open. It's not unusual for you to have difficulty sleeping. Your insistence on remaining underground has caused your internal clock to become quite disrupted, and the near relentless nightmares offer little peace. You stare up at the stone ceiling of the facility. The military complex was originally one of Orochimaru's hideouts, and your cultists have cleared and expanded many others like it. You find it fitting to fill in the spaces he left behind, considering that you obtained his goal of immortality so easily. Swinging your legs over the side of the cot, you rub your face and stand up. The air down here is as cold as ever, and it helps to rouse you from your drowsiness. You stand up, and move to take a drink of water from a sink. You stare back at a pair of gaunt, lifeless eyes in the mirror. At one point, you had the cultists waiting on you hand and foot, serving your every need. When you first dominated their pitiful excuses for leaders, you humiliated them by making them into slaves. They'd bring your breakfast, wash your body, and suffer your abuses without a word. Anything to escape being horribly disfigured by the acid. It got extremely boring fairly quick. You soon isolated yourself from the rest of the cultists, for several reasons. The honest one is that you really just wanted to be left alone. Most of them are just the scum of society leeching off of Jashin's power for a chance to assert their will on the world. What you tell them, is that you wish to not have any special treatment. To live in the same barracks they do, drink the same water and eat the same food. Compared to the high walls of the village gates, the common man is eager to accept a ruler who has no interest in stroking their ego.Far in the distance, the sound of human agony can be heard. Down the halls echoes the moaning of still living torture victims can be heard. You don't take part in pointless sadism like that, but when you've forced your cultists to do terrible things in your name, you can't really blame them for being twisted. At minimum the average immortal has to kill on a nearly daily basis, so they have to get creative with it to maintain any sort of interest.
>>1180542You step over to the widescreen monitor mounted on the wall, and turn it on. News reports of the death toll caused by the civil war in the Mist continually roll in. The numbers aren't horrific, only in the dozens. A mixture of civilian, military, and rebel fatalities. The injuries from various bombings and counter-raids are too high to count, however. Property damage in general is going to cause a crippling blow to any major city that isn't the Hidden Mist Village itself. Bandits raid the weakened infrastructure, and in general, rogue shinobi from all over the world are holing up in the Land of Water. Briefly, the corners of your mouth pull into a slight smile. This is pretty good, for now. Destabilization of this level is going to cause ripples for years, all because of a single day's work.The smile quickly retreats, as your mind skims over the memory of your doppleganger. That rat bastard. Where does he get off? Not only does he look like you, he won't even fight head on. He's a coward, who's whole style of fighting revolves on playing keep away. As if that took any talent or skill. You could do that! It'd be easy to do that. If you could just trap him in a one on one situation, without any Jounin, you'd be able to kill him with no real effort. It wouldn't even be a fight, a challenge! You find yourself clenching your fists, and you have to remind yourself of the guidelines that are being set. He is a coward. He doesn't have the capacity to fight you head on, so he won't. It's your fault for not being able to nail him down and finish him off. Can you even really call yourself the strongest if you can't take out someone relying on scrub tactics like those? Hell no, of course not. You take a kunai from a shelf, and grip the blade tightly. Blood trickles down your arm, and a searing pain fills your palms as they're cut. It brings your focus to razor sharp levels, clearing away the fog of frustration. "There aren't any excuses. It's my fault he's not dead. My fault." Stepping out of your room, you head down a long hallway. At the end of it is an underground gymnasium, with several people shackled to the walls. On the other end of the large room is a wall of weapons, of all sorts. Not only shinobi weaponry, but more conventional tools of warfare like axes, maces, and longswords. Spears and halberds, as well. While your cult lacks the edge in technological superiority, or numbers, you make up with fanaticism and drive. Unlike a nation state, each member is driven by their own personal desires.
>>1180560Tomoko enters the room. She steps over to you quickly, and grasps your wrist. She holds up the bloody palm and scoffs. "I don't get why you do this. You claim that it helps you focus, but pain tends to do just the opposite for most." You examine her closely as she starts to heal your hand. Tomoko is the member of your cult you understand the least. While she kills as readily for you as any other, you can't fathom why she does it. For any other, it tends to revolve around increasing their power as a shinobi, revenge, or pure hedonism. She's wearing a long white lab coat, and her lengthy blonde hair is pulled back into a ponytail. She's several years older than you, and treats you like a little brother almost. "It does help me focus." Across the room, a man chained to the wall starts to groan. He's being used as a punching bag, until he eventually passes. You glance over at him with a hollow gaze, and he bites his tongue to keep quit. While you lack the sadistic streak of your underlings, that doesn't mean you won't go out of your way for a little peace and quiet. You pull your now healed hand away from her. She chuckles as you walk away, most likely baffled by your antics. Tomoko sticks around, leaning on the wall while you start to get warmed up for the day. "I was thinking of starting a basic training program for the immortals. If we could marginally increase the effectiveness of our average troop, You head over to an iron bar mounted on the wall for pull-ups. Jumping up, you start with a narrow hand position, mostly relying on your biceps and core strength to pull you up. It's easier to hammer them out by the number this way. As you go over the top, you respond to Tomoko. "Don't think it'll work. Our lack of a central dogma is what makes it possible to gather a continual number of fresh recruits. People would be off put by any sort of training regimen. Continue with the plan of picking out persons of interest."Tomoko remains quiet for several moments. "Speaking of which, I've got another poor report for you. We failed to recruit Usagi, and Otozawa was captured. I think it was a sort of trap meant to draw us out, though I'm not sure if they had coordinated it as a group. What we do know is that Usagi never intended to be a part of our group."You drop down, and curse quietly to yourself. "We could have used him, even if he wasn't necessarily going to be on our side. Bringing out the demon in him would have made it possible to spread mass destruction in the Stone, just as we did in the Cloud. Losing Otozawa now, that just leaves you, me, and Asuka. It's difficult to discern whether or not she's entirely faithful.."
>>1180562You leap back up, and begin to do chin-ups with a wide armed stance. This focuses mostly on your shoulders, chest, and back. Tomoko continues. "She's fine. The few rogue shinobi from the intelligence communities have been working together to maintain a consistent regimen of brainwashing. She's more or less forgotten her life before us." Once more you drop down onto the concrete. The ice cold ground refreshes your bare feet as your body starts to heat up. "It's effective, but it's not efficient. We might consider using her as a sacrificial pawn for a higher purpose. Several spies have been captured, so I'd rather put the efforts of intelligence towards infiltrating the security of the nations. The Mist has made it easy for us to spread in their territory, but in terms of high level operatives we're somewhat lacking. News on finding the swords?"Tomoko has watched your training process numerous times, so she wordlessly starts to strap on your weighted vest. Ankle and wrist weights are placed as well. You get to work with some squats, particularly wanting to focus on the strength of your legs today. She signs once she's done, and continues. "Despite the disruption, we've been having difficulty even finding rumors on the locations. It seems that the Mist, regardless of having the artifacts returned to them post-war, have kept them on lockdown. Probably something to do with the high amount of wielders that've gone rogue." You grunt between motions. "Makes sense. For now, we should divert resources towards gathering up a powerful grouping of officers. Losing Otozawa and Makoto means most of our reliable muscle is gone. I've got no problem with going in personally, but the more I put myself in danger, the greater risk to our objectives as a whole." She chuckles. "What exactly are our objectives?"Struggling, you straighten your legs out and finish the last squat. You exhale slowly, and think of an appropriate answer. "I don't know. I only know why my goals are. Whatever the goals of the individuals are in this group of ours, I couldn't care less. I'm giving the power for the depraved to express themselves as they like, just as I do. If I ever want to grow strong enough to beat the strongest men in the world, I need keep them busy while I train. If the whole world has to burn for me to be the greatest, I'll make it so." Tomoko grins. She knows the history of this broken child, how he killed his foster parent for the sake of self defense. His view of the world is incredibly narrow and simplified, to the point where basic human morals have been cast aside. He's not so unlike Orochimaru, even beyond the obvious ways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBdBlit1pqkYou walk over to one of the men mounted on the walls. At once, you start throwing wide hooks into his body from various angles, punching with your full might. The weight on your body makes each strike sluggish, but more powerful. The sensation of his ribs cracking under the blows tell you that you're hitting from the proper angles to cause the most damage. You want to strike down that doppleganger with a single punch if you can, face him man to man and show him that he's just a bump in the road to you. Ever since you first encountered him, you've gone out of your way to be able to counter his various annoying jutsu. At this point, you think you've roughly got his strategy boiled down to a T.You stop for a moment, and look back. "Tomoko, I want you to write a report on Takeshi. If him and his squad were able to beat you and Otozawa together, despite extra help, it means he's been improving. Right?" She considers this for a few moments. "Well, he did have a new toy. It seems like each time we face him he's got a couple more tricks under his sleeves, but it's never anything cataclysmic. I don't really understand why you're worried about him."You pop your knuckles. The man in front of you has tears streaming down his face, sobbing quietly. "I think I'm starting to understand how he fights. He's been depending on us not truly being concerned about him. It's how he gets by. People think that just because he lacks raw destructive potential, he can't disable or kill them. How many times has he proved this line of thinking wrong by now? Even Makoto was undone by his scheming, and he was easily the most physically capable member of our group. No one else fights quite like him, in this world. It's an old way of thinking that died out in response to the might of those involved in the last World War. Who cares what he seems like, as long as results are met? He's a damned devil. Sure I could beat him head on, but at this rate, I'll never be able to pin him down." You turn around. "Issue a report to the intelligence network, and have it spread. This man is strong! Attack him with everything you've got! He'll certainly have allies with him, and they're his weakness. They don't have nearly the same defenses, so hold them hostage. Strip away his tools and he won't have a thing left. We'll leave him dead and naked." She doesn't respond for a few moments. "He's just a Chunin. Do you really think that's necessary?" You spin around, and strike the man chained to the wall with a devastating side kick. His ribs shatter as the heel of your foot slams into him, and he rebounds off the concrete. The chains he's strapped to rattle, and under his skin blood pools from punctured organs. "Don't question me. He's alive. It's necessary. We can't just consider our way of thinking anymore. This is the world of Shinobi; there's no such thing as being too paranoid." She bows. "Yes, prophet. I'll carry out your will."
Perspective switches back to Takeshi.---Iron knuckles strike you in the ribs from side to side, bouncing your body around like a pinball. Even then, you can tell your bro is pulling his punches. You leap back, but he closes in with a dash. You notice that he keeps throwing tight, powerful hooks. Mostly to the body. Whenever you block one, you're stunned long enough that the next one is a guaranteed hit. He mixes in a frequent knee to open you up from the bottom, as well. Weathering the storm is difficult. At this right, he's going to pry right through and start hitting you in the head. You've gotta do more than curl up. You could try to sweep his legs out from under him, but the nature of his water based sensory jutsu make it too easy for him to predict the movements of you or your clones. As long as you're touching the thin layer of water, he'll be an extra step ahead of you. >A. Jump up, and use the Water Bullet Jutsu all around him. If you can disrupt his sensory jutsu, he'll be temporarily blinded.>B. Tie a bell to your side, and summon some water clones. Do a series of jumping attacks. If you can get him to focus on the sound of your bell, you could catch him off guard with a mix-up. >C. Use the Great Fireball Jutsu in a wide arc, and try to evaporate some of the water. Even if it doesn't work, you could surprise him with an element he's never seen you use before.>D. Write-in
>>1180599>>C. Use the Great Fireball Jutsu in a wide arc, and try to evaporate some of the water. Even if it doesn't work, you could surprise him with an element he's never seen you use before.
>>1180541Thanks anon. I'm not sure how long tonight's thread will actually be, as I think I'm starting to get sick because of a sudden weather change. At the very least we'll get some more training done tonight.
>>1180599>C. Use the Great Fireball Jutsu in a wide arc, and try to evaporate some of the water. Even if it doesn't work, you could surprise him with an element he's never seen you use before.
>>1180599>C. Use the Great Fireball Jutsu in a wide arc, and try to evaporate some of the water. Even if it doesn't work, you could surprise him with an element he's never seen you use before.We should really work on Boil Release.
>>1180599>>C. Use the Great Fireball Jutsu in a wide arc, and try to evaporate some of the water. Even if it doesn't work, you could surprise him with an element he's never seen you use before.Man we really tweaked Shozoku off.
>>1180599>>B. Tie a bell to your side, and summon some water clones. Do a series of jumping attacks. If you can get him to focus on the sound of your
>>1180612>>1180622>>1180626>>1180629>>1180640You leap backwards into the air, and go through several handsigns. It's difficult to control your chakra on the move, but this is the proper time to practice it. You inhale deeply, and then blow out a consistent stream of fire. Oscillating between high and low makes pressure makes it easier to keep going, just as Hanto taught you. The billowing flames spread across the damp ground, evaporating some of the water. Your bro, blindfolded, leaps back several steps from the heat. He's clearly very confused, as he'd thought you to only posses the water element. When you land, you use the Water Clone Jutsu again to create two clones behind him. You start to sprint forward, still on muddy earth. It's cleared off enough to disrupt his technique, however. Hideki spins around to destroy your clones with two swift kicks, but when he turns around to face you his sense of spacing is distorted. He swings early, before you arrive. Twisting your body back, you prepare your strongest punch. Throwing forward a right straight, you strike him across the cheek and whip his head back. He stumbles back, hopping on one foot before regaining his posture. He rushes forward, and starts to throw various straight punches at you in frustration. You calmly weave your head through the blows, focusing on evasion as you normally do. Suddenly, he feints a straight punch. He thrusts out a fist intentionally wide, but when he pulls it back, he swings his body into the elbow. It cracks you across the top of the skull, sending your ears ringing.The ground seems to twist up and slam you, an illusion caused by falling so quickly. At once you've got a throbbing headache going, as being struck while attempting to dodge doubled the damage. Hideki takes a few steps back and pulls off his headband from his eyes. "I think that's enough for now. We'll start hurting each other if we're not too careful. Impressive move with the Fire! I'd have never guessed you could do all that.." You sit up, dazed. "I can do a couple Fire Jutsu now. I'm still not very good, but I can get some partial use out of it at least."Hideki turns, and smiles at you. "You might surpass me soon enough with talent like that. I'd already thought you were blooming during the Chunin exams, but I don't guess you have any intention of slowing down."
Mini's back! The Jashinists are way more ISIS than I remembered!The End of Part I is closing in rapidly!Excitement?
>>1180798He pulls you up to your feet, a notable bump forming on the side of your head. His cheek is also starting to swell up from your punch. "It's just the fruits of hard work, you know? Here, I'll heal both of us real quick." You both sit down, and you get to work on him before yourself. The Mystical Palm can be used simply to reduce inflammation and swelling.He sighs, and looks out at the training field. "Takeshi, where do you get all your determination? I mean, I love being a shinobi too, and protecting my country. It's the most satisfying job I can think of. But it just seems different for you." You think for a few moments before responding.>A. I really do just want to be the best Shinobi I can be. I love everything about the lifestyle. The training, the fighting, all of it.>B. I think it might have something to do with proving people wrong. Everyone looks down on your average shinobi for being lacking in power, especially after the last world war. >C. I want to be able to protect people who can't really protect themselves. I've seen so many people get disfigured and hurt by the cultists and other criminals, that I couldn't imagine not doing anything about it.>D. Write-in
>>1180810>>A. I really do just want to be the best Shinobi I can be. I love everything about the lifestyle. The training, the fighting, all of it.
>>1180810>B. I think it might have something to do with proving people wrong. Everyone looks down on your average shinobi for being lacking in power, especially after the last world war.Fuinjutsu can put away Jashinists permanently, right? Would it be possible to get Reverse Tetragram Tags to help put them down?
>>1180810>A. I really do just want to be the best Shinobi I can be. I love everything about the lifestyle. The training, the fighting, all of it.
>>1180810>B. I think it might have something to do with proving people wrong. Everyone looks down on your average shinobi for being lacking in power, especially after the last world war.
>>1180810>>B. I think it might have something to do with proving people wrong. Everyone looks down on your average shinobi for being lacking in power, especially after the last world war.>D. After all Hasirama's rise and fall, but there are many more ninjas of talent that were great or terrible without a unique bloodline or parentage. Orochimaru, Konan, The second, The third, Jiraiya and more.
>>1180810>A. I really do just want to be the best Shinobi I can be. I love everything about the lifestyle. The training, the fighting, all of it.>B. I think it might have something to do with proving people wrong. Everyone looks down on your average shinobi for being lacking in power, especially after the last world war.
>>1180824Reverse Tetragram tags? Remind me what those are again please, I tried looking them up and I got Danzo's tags where he suicides.
>>1180903I think he's saying place a seal on them that will make them into chunky salsa easily.
>>1180925More like mash them into an inky meatball. >>1180903The seal itself is essentially Naruto's seal in reverse, juinjutsu are weird.
>>1180942Ahh, no you'd have to be quite highly skilled for that. Danzo was nearly a Hokage level ninja. Nothing like that is going to be produced or sold to your average ninja.
>>1180960Can we get tetragram seals? Those were one of the most widespread Uzumaki seals? Naruto's own seal is two working in tandem, and Danzo's was four. And what's the general opinion of Danzo at this time?
is no one gonna archive the previous threads?
>>1180980Pretty much everyone has publicly recognized Danzo to be a traitor, who's the one truly responsible for the elimination of the Uchiha clan. As for the seals, you'll have to be more specific. Tetragram and duo is more like a pattern of seals, I think, built with specific functions in mind.Your underdog seal is a single seal, but the more advanced and powerful seals get, the more working together you need. >>1180998Shit, good point. Thread 60 especially needs to be archived. I'll do it soon if no one else does.
>>1181016 I really do just want to be the best Shinobi I can be. I love everything about the lifestyle. The training, the fighting, all of it. Plus, I think it might have something to do with proving people wrong. Everyone looks down on your average shinobi for being lacking in power, especially after the last world war."Hideki looks over as you finish healing your head. He reaches up, and ruffles your hair. "I figured you might say something like that. What a boring answer. You have any idea how many times I've heard that, how many bonehead classmates of mine said more or less the same thing? 'I'll be the greatest there ever was! Better than Naruto, better than Sasuke, better than the first himself!' There's always that one kid who's walking around yelling it at the top of his lungs."You grin. "Well, I don't really walk around proclaiming my dreams to the sky. For the most part I keep those feelings inside, hehe." Hideki nods. "Yeah, you've got no interest in talking about it. Just doing it, I guess. Hey, I gotta get out of here and get ready for work. Good job today. You keep working on your defense like that, and soon nobody'll be able to hit you."He jumps up, and heads off. "Take it easy if you can, little bro. I was worried about you these last few weeks, but it's good to see you're not really any different. Just keeping up with the times, I guess."You stand up, and wave him off. "Thanks! I'll keep doing my best!" You run off in a different direction, and head back to the village while he goes to the gates. What would you like to train in next?>A. Go to Sarada's and ask her to help you with Medical jutsu>B. Find Kichiro, and ask him to help you with Fire jutsu>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.>D. Go to the Academy, and start investigating Boil Release.
>>1181016Tobirama's politics must only be appreciated on Ninja /pol/ then? That's a shame. Forget whatever I said about the Tetragram Seal.
>>1181044>>D. Go to the Academy, and start investigating Boil Release.
>>1181044>A. Go to Sarada's and ask her to help you with Medical jutsu
>>1181056Yeah, Naruto is a big time bleeding heart liberal.
>>1180824>>1180903>>1181016Maybe we should learn some barrier ninjutsu. At the very least pick up some tags for it. The ability to create solid walls out of thin air could be useful for those times we're ambushed at long range, get a wave of acid thrown at us, or need to pin someone down so we can get away. Combined with our fire element we might be able to pull off a ghetto dust-style. >>1181044So many options. All of them are useful and interesting.Medical can help put down these immortal bastards, sealing can too, genjutsu has been really good to us so far and learning more can't hurt, fire is important to master if we want to get any use out of it, Boil could be amazing if we ever manage to learn it. I'd say our biggest problem right now is the inability to get away from close-quarters fights. We're not amazing at taijutsu, and once we get into a fist-fight almost all our ability to control the battlefield goes away. We need a way to break free and get back into mid-range where we shine.
>>1181097Well, instead of blindly believing everyone has good in their hearts, Naruto has jesus evil sensing powers to back it up.
>>1181056what would be the equivalent of Jews for Ninja /pol/ though? Aliens?
>>1181111The First didn't need Jesus evil sensing powers to know shit needed to get done, and he didn't need ninshu or tnj either.
>>1181044>>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.
>>1181116Mist Refugees are Middle Eastern Refugees, Jashinists are ISIS, and Jews are probably major clans, Aliens are a bit too rare.
>>1181044>D. Go to the Academy, and start investigating Boil Release.
>D. Go to the Academy, and start investigating Boil Release
>>1181149sounds about right. now i'm imagining a group of ninja's getting drunk and ranting how the Hyuuga's are behind everything
>>1181188I meanThey kind of are. Have you seen the eugen->>1181209Yep
>>1181188Ai seems like she would browse Nin-Chan.
Just got an idea, the next time we are at the training field, we could summon Danpei and train a combo move with his wind bullets and a fire jutsu to make it stronger.
I wonder how ninja sp/asp reacted to us winning the exams
>>1181214Please tell me this is canon in this quest.
>>1181231Are there memes of us?
>>1181231Probably about the same to how /sp/ reacted to the Falcons losing to the Patriots.
>>1181248>LITERAL WHO KICKED THE SHIT OUT THE HOKAGES KID
>>1181188>>1181149Are you blind? It's OBVIOUS that the Uchiha are the Jews. >Gods chosen people>Masters of deception and illusions>Hereditary insanity and emotional disorders>Everyone hates and distrusts them>Forced to live in ghettos>Holocausted for plotting a revolution>Ability to summon giants to do their biddingHyuugas are aliens, I mean they LITERALLY come from the moon! Though there are rumors that they're taking over the old Uchiha infrastructure, and even whispers that all that has occurred is within their plans.
>>1181268>This is just proof that the tailed beasts are a hoax perpetrated by the Uchiha and the Hyuga working together desu
>>1181231>Literally who comes out and stomps all competition. I knew it was rigged, how can you guys watch this shit?>put my life savings on Hokage's kid and he literally trips at the finish line. Have a good life everyone, I'm ending it all>I put down 100 Ryō on a couple no names just for the hell of it, this Takeshi dude being one of them, and now it's paying out 50000 to 1. I'm a millionaire guys!
>>1181301computers and the internet are a thing in the Boruto time right? we should invest in one
>>1181291>>1181288>>1181301> legits get BTFOd by a mech>still stomps the hokages kidJUST
>>1181335>The fact that a mech counts as a ninja tool at all is total bullshit
>>1181347Was it a mech, puppet, or both?
>>1181231>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT PROMOTED>he's the only one who did actual ninja type shit>HE DOESN'T HAVE SHIT FOR A FINISHER THOUGH. THE REF IS FUCKING COLLUDING I SWEAR
>>1181301>>1181335Keep in mind that this kid stopped a raging Jinchuuriki by stabbing it with a fucking senbon. ONE. He used the equivalent of a metal toothpick to stop a superweapon about to blow. I put 5k on that kid after that.
>>1181356It was a mech, a puppet, AND a suit of armor.We broke the face-plate though.Senbon OP, plz nerf
>>1181359>Fuck you man, for once a ref wasn't in someone's pocket>>1181356It was based on puppets, but it was essentially a mech. I don't actually believe that though, I was just memeing.
>>1181377>for once a ref wasn't in someone's pocket>literally spent the interim training with the ref>implying he didn't collude hard so his student would look good
>>1181209That's fucking amazing.
>>1181363>failed mission count: 1WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK
The next day, you decide it's time to start investigating the powers of one of the most prominent opponents you've had to face. The secrets of Shozuku's Boil release. You enter the building, equipped with all the study tools you usually bring. Calculator for determining geometrical equations, notebook, and most importantly snacks and water. You begin by diving into the basic texts of combination elements. It describes using two chakra natures as one to create an entirely separate effect, an incredibly difficult feat without the assistance of a natural inclination towards it. Generally, a shinobi capable of using a combination element without a bloodline to assist them is considered one in a million. Sighing, you can't help but wonder what sort of training he went through to get to this ability. It's taken you a month to learn a couple C ranked jutsu. Looking down, you continue to read. The book tells you about how mastering a combination element can make all your other jutsu more powerful, for a bit of an extra cost. For example, mastering the Scorch Release, a combination of wind and fire, would allow you to turn any fire or wind jutsu into a Scorch one. The same goes for Lava, or Ice. In this way learning a combination element is less like a new element entirely, but being able to take two elements and bridge the gap between them completely. You find the section on Boil release. It describes the release as being potentially the most diverse of all combination techniques. Similar to Lava, which can switch between a form of rubber, or molten earth, it has multiple forms. There is the chemical aspect of it, which can produce materials which would otherwise require a great deal of labwork to produce. Then there's the heating aspect, which could allow one to control steam and boiling water with ease. You quietly note to yourself that you've never seen Shozuku heat his Water jutsu, but instead always elects to alter them chemically. Could this mean he's able to do one, but not the other?This book doesn't describe anything more about Boil release, so you set it aside for now. The speed at which you're able to skim through text and find the information that you want has rapidly increased, whether or not you notice it. You pick out a book on chemical composition, and start to pour over it. You also select several more on Fire nature Chakra and Water, and cross reference elements of control for both that have something to do with one another. You note that both fire and water can be controlled with a pulsing rhythm. You're careful to note this down in your book, and wonder how this could be applied to potentially learning Boil release.You exit some hours later, with a better understanding of combination elements.
>>1181387>It's nice to see an actual ninja win for once, I was a Chunin Exam away from explosive tagging a bridge if another kage's kid won.
>The leader of the cultists happens to look exactly like Takeshi>Takeshi is known to specialize in Genjutsu>Trains like a motherfucker to do near impossible shit all the timeTakeshi is pulling a fucking Aizen guys. Stay sharp.
>>1181408>A. Go to Sarada's and ask her to help you with Medical jutsu>B. Find Kichiro, and ask him to help you with Fire jutsu>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.>D. Look for Roku, and ask him to spar with you in Taijutsu. He's similarly skilled to you, so it should be a good chance to practice defense.
>>1181387>Excluding that he never trained with the prelim ref until after the prelims>Excluding that he never met the third round's refWhen will this meme end?When will this meme end?
>>1181387>implying the ref could be bias with ninja jesus RIGHT FUCKING THERE>Implying Stopping a nuke with a metal toothpick isn't impressive>Implying beating a weaponmistress Hyuuga by fucking disemboweling her isn't impressive>I'll give you the taijutsu duel is kinda meh>Implying that beating a fucking mecha with senbon AGAIN isn't fly as shit.>>1181420>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.
>>1181420>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.GENJUTSU PLEASE
>>1181420>>D. Look for Roku, and ask him to spar with you in Taijutsu. He's similarly skilled to you, so it should be a good chance to practice defense.
>>1181420>A. Go to Sarada's and ask her to help you with Medical jutsu
>>1181431I'm not saying it wasn't impressive, but there's no way he should be able to pull this shit off. I bet he'd get stomped out by that Uchiha chick though. That clan is rife with asspulls.
>>1181420>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.
>>1181414>Takeshi is pulling a fucking Aizen guys. Stay sharp.He looks like young Aizen, doesn't he? >>1181420>A. Go to Sarada's and ask her to help you with Medical jutsuThat was a book on Combination Elements, so what are Wind/Lightning and Lightning/Fire? Are they cut and dry like Laze's and Wargle's Impact and Stellar, or more unclear like Country's Emission and Gleam?
>>1181420>>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.
>>1181420>>D. Look for Roku, and ask him to spar with you in Taijutsu. He's similarly skilled to you, so it should be a good chance to practice defense.>>1181451Oh fuck you're right. The keikaku is forming as we speak and we're all just pretending it's not there. God help us all
>>1181443Fucking uchihaLiteral murder hobosNams one uchiha (ONE) who was ever helpful
>>1181474>Nams one uchiha (ONE) who was ever helpfulKagami.
>>1181438>>1181442>>1181451>>1181461>>1181464Our genjutsu, which is one of our ebst skills is also falling behind. Mini said we're really close to a rank up too. COme on guys.>>1181443yeah they're uter bullshit though. Like how is she that strong with no muscle?>>1181474You'd have to get to know one first.
I know someone is gonna archive the previous threads, but i am new here and just have one question, how long until a thread is gone and can not be archived anymore?
>>1181420>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.Genjutsu has been ignored for too long
>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.
>>1181483Alright, the weight are helping, genjutsu needs a boost. >>1181420>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.changed from >>1181461
>>1181505Yeah, we also just trained taijutsu
>>1181408Eh, disregard my last vote, changing to>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.
>>1181420>>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.changing to this cuz yeah
>>1181485week after it drops from the board.
>>1181483So are they just gonna let those kids keep using the gates and shit like that? Don't those just fuck you up after a while. Not to mention that kid who turned himself into a microwave just to get some hits in.
>>1181420>B. Find Kichiro, and ask him to help you with Fire jutsuI'm seriously tired of genjutsu and we only use like two of our genjutsu techniques anyway
>>1181482>was friends with living warcrimes > did absolutly nothong important>only lived to 25
>>1181533If the ninja want to trhow their lives away, let them, /asp/ is completely right about the samurai being superior.
>>1181533Probably why most of em didn't make Chunin. If they had to rely on forbidden techniques to compete they were probably automatically unable to pass. Probably why Boruto Failed since he spammed shadow clones.
>>1181533Listen man, in a world were literal ninja wixard jesus lives right next door, you have to have SOME way to keep up
>>1181543Two of those living warcrimes were the best Hokage.
>>1181539C'mon man, we're one away from upping a stat.
>>1181562>Having the chakra pool to spam shadow clones isn't impressiveHokage's son shouldn't be in the regular bracket anyways. He's even getting taijutsu training from the Hyuuga and shit.
>>1181575But he lost anyway. Not sure if ti's because he's just that shit or if Literally Who is that beast.
>>1181562Can confirm i work the naruto administrationIt was also because he wasn't paying attention to any other matchs and he was disgustingly over confident and easily fooled
>>1181575probably why he got so many bye rounds. The uchiha heiress fought more than he did.>>1181592>Not paying attention to free infoShitter deserved o lose if he was that arrogant.
Yeah, I don't know if I actually should have included Genjutsu as an option. Full 15 minute revote. Sorry everyone, my fault. You'll have the opportunity to seriously learn some stuff at the Owl Village once you go there. For now it'd just be a normal C ranked one, and you have way better Jutsu you could be learning from Sarada or Kichiro. Gonna do a revote. >A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical Jutsu>B. Find Kichiro and learn how to improve both of your Fire Jutsu>C. Go to the Academy and learn a new Sealing Jutsu
>>1181589Spoiled punk with "DATTEBAYO" father just didn't think his bulldozing technique would fail to quick thinking and actual understanding of the fundamentals. He deserved that loss
>>1181589Just because he's the product of (((Hyuuga))) eugenics doesn't mean that he's dumber than a sack of bricks. The Uzumaki Clan has been extinct for decades anyway.
>>1181616>B. Find Kichiro and learn how to improve both of your Fire Jutsu
>>1181616>>B. Find Kichiro and learn how to improve both of your Fire JutsuLet's make fire cool then
>>1181616>>B. Find Kichiro and learn how to improve both of your Fire Jutsu
>>1181616>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical JutsuI hope that we can learn about Tsunade there.
>>1181616>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical Jutsu
>>1181616>>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical JutsuCHAKRA CONTROL
>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical Jutsu
>>1181420>>C. Go to the Academy, and look into sealing or Genjutsu.genjutsu please, were finally at a level where we can learn higher ranked genjutsu. they have always served us well, and help our chakra control.
>>1181616>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical JutsuWe went with Kichi last thread. It's been forever since we did anything medicinal.
>>1181616>>A. Go to Sarada's and master several Medical Jutsuwe're the healer of our group
>>1181677We're also learning a new element that we're not naturally aligned with which requires a huge time investment for significant results.
>>1181677>we're the healer of our group>We're the third Tsunade
Been think about hat kind of parent Takeshi would be,then realized that would mean he would have to A be interested in anyone and B be able to to if anyone has any interested in him so he will probably never have children,
>>1181688Chakra control healing gives us would help, no?>>1181698Nope Kakashi,as he was supposed to be. Good at everything, a true jack of all trades.
>>1181698>We're the third TsunadeBut good at gambling.
I'm conflicted. I feel like Sho is gonna be gunning for us now and force us into a one-on-one.Both better healing and boil release would help a lot against his acid shit. I don't know which is better though
>>1181702He has other priorities right now, I'm sure he'll be taught to love by the Naruto equivalent of a Saigon whore while on his training journey with Sausage.
>>1181711Definitely boil release. Our weakness is actual combat strength.
>>1181711Healing gives chakra controlChakra control helps us learn boil release easier.
I just realized that we are essentially a jojo character with the amount of planning that goes into our fights and traps
>>1181702Oh no. We'll find a way if we're controlling him.
>>1181704>Nope Kakashi,as he was supposed to be. Good at everything, a true jack of all trades.>Implying pasty, autistic Ai won't become something like Orochimaru>Implying Kichiro isn't already basically Jiraiya
>>1181702There also a good chance we pull a snek to wipe out all the jashinist >in 5 years>/npol/>checking takeshis file>kill count: 1,000,000 jashinist
>>1181702Mari is starting to look like a thing, Also Hizashi's ghost is looking at our genes mighty thoroughly now that we're hot shit. Hyuuga marriage is blessed by the eugenics ghost.
>>1181742I don't feel like we really plan that well. We usually just go with premade options by Mini.
>>1181753and one drunk ninja, but come on he was asking for it when he brought up how he and snek where the same
>>1181779Early on you planned a lot. It's sort of gotten so complicated at this point that the premade options are usually easiest than trying to think things out in detail.
>>1181772Hizashi didn't buy into the keikaku, that's why he had to die. And we care about eugenics in this quest? Awesome.
>>1181797?And we care about eugenics in this quest? Awesome.It's all Hyuuga memes, but if that's how you pick your favorite girl, by all means
>>1181805Are there any girls our age in the Tsuchikage clan?
>>1181797Well kinda, i mean unless mini is gonna write the story up until the point where our child is going through ninja school it won't really matter that much.
>>1181772>>1181797Think he meant Hiashi
>>1181825Whoever the fuck. Very similar names for two secondary characters fucks me up
>>1181625>>1181635>>1181638>>1181663>>1181697>>1181774>>1181777>>1181804>>1181640>>1181641>>1181652>>1181653>>1181655>>1181662>>1181666>>11816778 to 8. Shiiieeet. Okay one more time anons, a 10 minute revote. >A. Sarada and medical jutsu>B. Kichiro and fire jutsu
>>1181843>>A. Sarada and medical jutsu
>>1181843>>B. Kichiro and fire jutsu
>>1181843>B. Kichiro and fire jutsuWE WILL NOT BE MOVED
>>1181843>B. Kichiro and fire jutsu
>>1181843>A. Sarada and medical jutsu
>A. Sarada and medical jutsu
>>1181843>B. Kichiro and fire jutsuOk this is taking way too long come on
>>1181841Well, they were twins. >>1181843>A. Sarada and medical jutsuSince it's established that ninjas without Kekkei Genkai can used Combined Elements, could we theoretically have a Kekkei Tota eventually?
>>1181843>A. Sarada and medical jutsuThe ability to heal ourselves is extremely useful.
oh god if we keep up medical, fire element and genjustu we are gonna be the perfect field medic, able to cast illusions to help deal with pain or knock them out, medical for healing and fire for if something happens like a wound being too big to heal we can cauterize it.
>>1181909Cauterization should only ever be a last resort since it sharply raises the risk of infection. Tourniquets are way better anyway.
>>1181909We shouldn't aim to be just a field medic We have incredible killing power and versitlity, we can fill in a lot of roles roght now
>>1181952Now we're Kabuto, great.
>>1181958>1 post by this ID>altered vote texthmmm
>>1181846>>1181847>>1181859>>1181860>>1181862>>1181869>>1181874>>1181882>>1181883>>1181884>>1181898>>1181848>>1181852>>1181857>>1181865>>1181866>>1181870>>1181873>>1181876>>1181888>>1181918Fucking hell. 11 to 10, Sarada! Post incoming! >>1181969He was a tad late anyways
>>1181969I have a habit of typing up the response instead of just copy+paste. Plus I'm on the toilet.
>>1181966the longer this quest goes the more worried i am about the ninja around us drawing the similarities about us and the two sneks and then they end up hating and faring us.
>>1181979I just want Tsunade news desu.
>>1181969Sarada was winning anyway.
>>1181979Surely spreading ourselves even thinner is a great idea.
>>1181990Not spreading us thinner, just mastering the medical skills we already have.
TIME FOR SALAD SHENANEGANS...Also when will we duel with hima?
>>1181990were are kinda of the medic of our teams, usually as everyone else has just some random fuck you power and never bothered to learn medical skills
>>1181987>Kon was a underhanded weirdo who people were leary around>Kuro is an alien who people fear because of his bloodline>Now Takeshi is becoming a snekman who people will start to resentEbin. It's not ebin, dammit, I just want a male Naruto Quest MC whose not a pasty weirdo, is that so much to ask?
>>1182007Medical Jutsu and Genjutsu sounds like a cool combo anyways. We could literally make people believe they shit their pants, and then actually have them shit their pants.
>>1182007Yes but we need to keep one thing in mind, we are not a field medicWe have potential to fill that role and much more at the same time
>>1182017You've actually got a healthy skintone from being in the sun a bunch. Plus you're well liked by just about everyone. You are weird, but in an endearing way instead of a creepy one.
Takeshi is the Patriots of the Burrito quest settingnot the fastestnot the strongestjust the most prepared
>>1181999I just feel like we shouldn't have bothered learning any fire jutsu if we're not gonna fully commit to it. It's a waste of time.
>>1182018Such a retarded idea, I don't know why there's this obsession with making people shit themselves lately.
>>1182029The option will be available later, and you have several Medical jutsu that need mastering anyways.They've been sitting there for weeks.
>>1182029We're still going to do it. We aren't married to medical by this choice.
>>1182028>just the most preparedSoo... We are meme Batman?
>>1182026>You are weird, but in an endearing way instead of a creepy one.Country said this at some point. It's all a matter of moderating it, it seems.
>>1182029Boil release necessitates it. It's also a good offensive foil to the more defensive water shit.
>>1181698>Not wanting a 106cm bust
>>1182041>We aren't married to medicalIf Sarada decided on contacts and changed up her wardrobe to something more traditional Uchiha, I wouldn't be opposed.
>>1182042I don't think Takeshi is that emotionally stunted
>>1182055How is future naruto quest?I droped it cause it wasn't to my taste
>>1182081I tried it, while I liked some aspects, the voters ended up turning me off. The MC turned into a complete tard.
>>1182073That's AI's job
>>1182073Were pretty emotionally stuntedAll we care about is getting betterOur greatest fear is falling behindWe don't really romantizie what we do
>>1182102You care about your friends a lot. In every mission, whenever the choice has come up to put them at risk for the sake of progress, you choose to protect your allies. 100% so far.
>>1182093Didnt MC went the same path as Kon?Hitting them Tsuchi of the stoneMan the stones are popular. I want the sand puppet girl tho. Goin shika's path
>>1182081>How is future naruto quest?Eh, I liked it, but I can see why people wouldn't. It's a little closer to Mini's than Laze's, but it's not as similar as Wargle's is to Laze's. Country's heart is in the right place, even if he's not the most descriptive. There's waifufaggotry, but it's not too serious, mostly banter.
>>1182102No. We care about our friends and are an actual nice guy, when was our greatest fear mentioned as being falling behind, and how does romanticizing what we do make us emotionally stunted?
>>1182102It's less that we're emotionally stunted and more that we just have the most generic shonen MC personality possible.
>>1182114>Didnt MC went the same path as Kon?>Hitting them Tsuchi of the stoneHis girlfriend is from the Stone and uses Lava Style, but they'll only be 15-17 when he comes back, so it could always change. If you like eugenics, it's the quest to be.
>>1182102>>1182111Has Takeshi come up with individual plans to kill his ninja friends?
>>1182140No, but we should.
>>1182111Thst is trueWe do care about our friends and fucking hate jashinistNot sure how i forgot thatEhProbabky because my minds degrading right nowGoing to sleepBye
>>1182140I mean we kinda have with Sarada, but its more just beating her.
>>1182151We need a plan to beat Mitsuki, especially considering we now know he has some connection with Orochimaru.
>>1182150sleep well anon
>>1182148>Aikill her with kindness
>>1182162snakes don't have eyelids, so just carry pocket sand around and throw it at him if he tries anything funny
>>1182166with and kindness and being so sweet we give her diabetes
>>1182134Yeah just wanting to get stronger, beat the clearly evil organization, and protect "muh nakama" isn't very interesting but Mini has hinted that it's all a setup for some interesting character development in part 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BHU2NOqBrAYou walk up the steps, and knock on the door to Sarada's home several times. You look around the village, and it's a bright and sunny afternoon. It's fairly cold out still, but it looks nice at least. You're glad the weather isn't muggy like in the Mist, or too dry like in the Stone. As you're looking up, the door swings open. You attention snaps back, and Sakura Uchiha is standing with an apron on. She grins as she sees you. "Well, hello Takeshi. Can I help you with something?" You nod. "I was hoping to ask Sarada to help me with some medical jutsu. Is she available? There's some stuff I was hoping for some pointers on." Sakura puts a finger to her chin, and looks off to the side. "Hmmm, sure. I'll see if she wants to help. She's been taking some time off since the Chunin exams."You grin. "How'd it go? I imagine she passed this time. Her and her squad are just too good!" Sakura nods. "She did. Her and Mitsuki both, actually. Boruto didn't, but I don't think anyone was really too surprised by that." You sheepishly rub the back of your head. "Oh, jeez. I'll bet he was upset. Was there any reason that he didn't pass?"Sakura rolls her eyes. "He got caught trying to cheat! He used a Kote in his match against Shikadai. He probably could have beaten him too, if it wasn't for that. Stay right there, I'll be back in a sec. I've got something on the stovetop so I gotta be quick!" She turns back and moves up the steps at a quick pace, and you can hear her lightly rapping on a door. A few minutes later, both Sarada and Sakura come down the steps. Sarada looks a little bit frazzled, as if she just rolled out of bed despite it being about three PM. She yawns, and walks over to you. Sakura heads back into the kitchen, attending to whatever she's preparing. The scent of spices wafts through the air, prompting you to inhale deeply.Sarada slips on her glasses. "Hey there. I heard you wanted some help training?"You nod. "Yeah, I wanted some help with a couple jutsu. I've nearly got Chakra Scalpel down, but I figure it'd be better to ask for some advice before I start using it in the field." The young teenager invites you in, motioning by curling a finger. You follow into the living room, and she runs into the kitchen. "Mom, can we borrow this?"
>>1182205You can't quite see what they're talking about, but don't really think about it. You look around the house, and see everything to be more or less the same. There's a few new pictures of Sarada, most notably one of her in an oversized flak jacket. Naruto is standing behind her, putting a pair of bunny ears over her head and grinning. "Eh? Nono, not that one! Here, take this. That's way too expensive.." Sarada comes back out with a cheap cut of steak, on a plate. She sits down in the living room floor, cross legged. You take a seat in front of her. "Okay! You said you wanted to do Chakra scalpel?""That's right. There's also Diagnosis Pulse." She grins. "That'll be easy compared to this. Show me what you can do, for now." You start by preforming the handsigns, and make some rough cuts into the meat. She does the same just after you, but while the edges of your cuts were wavy and imprecise, hers are razor sharp. She gives you various tips for chakra control with this technique. Most importantly, she mentions that you're putting too much energy into it."That's good when you're trying to hurt someone, but the real purpose of this technique is to make incisions without even breaking the skin.." ---I'd love to continue since there's so many people here, but I'm really just not feeling well. I'll run again on Tuesday, for sure. Thank you all for coming, I'll be here for a little while to answer some questions.
>>1182209is Takeshi a tits or ass man?
>>1182209Thanks for running Mini, don't put us over your wellbeing though. So the most recent Chunin Exams was the one in canon? I really do hope Momoshiki shows up, I like the Otsutsuki Clan.
>>1182209What was Sakura's Thoughts on us steak cutting for her? Nalt's reaction the cheating? Who else made Chunin? Who won the tourney?
>>1182225>Who won the tourney?I'm pretty sure that Shikadai won in canon.
>>1182209I just want to fuck mif Sakura while Sarada watches. Or the other way around, that works too
>>1182237I want Chino.
>>1182216At this point he's too focused on training, but when the time comes it'll be up to the votes. >>1182224It wasn't exactly the one in canon, considering there were many, many other candidates from other countries.>>1182225It's just an extra piece of meat, Sarada originally grabbed some pork tenderloin. Naruto was suitably upset about the cheating, conidering it meant that Boruto didn't really learn all that much from his last loss.The people who got promoted to Chunin this time were Sarada, Mitsuki, Shikadai, Nyoko and Kagami. The winner of the tourney was Sarada, in a match against Nyoko.
>>1182271Kagami is ironwoman with an eyepatch yeah?Did she add a better eye shield?Also there is are two more categories besides T&A, Legs and abs.We get a bingo book entry yet?
>>1182271>but when the time comes it'll be up to the votes.How will that even be set up?>YOU SEE GIRL WALK PAST, WHAT DO YOU LOOK AT??>ASS>TITS>THIGHS
>>1182271Oh damnWe can meet them here if the match is in konoha.Social link with ice princess and sand puppets.Yes please.CMon minmin. give me this chanceeeee
>>1182288That's right, she's the ironwoman. Her tech is always improving, so she made sure to have a better guard for her eyes than plexiglass.You have no bingo book entry, that's for criminals I think. You've shown nothing but pure dedication for your country.>>1182292Isn't that how it happens? I remember always being an ass man>>1182297There has been a lot of pure training lately, so I might give you guys the option to see one of them briefly next thread. Their squadmates will be there as well.
How'd Kichiro and Ai do?
>>1182288>LegsAww ye>absAww no>Not including vulva
>>1182307>You have no bingo book entry, that's for criminals I think.There would be a book of some kind for regular shinobi, though.
>>1182313They weren't able to participate, the exams started during your mission with Usagi. They chose to go with you rather than join in.This was partly a strategic move. Now all the serious big leagues are already Chunin and won't be in next time.
>>1182307Bingo book is also for enemy shinobi as well minmin. We keep having to tell ya that.
>>1182307>that's for criminals I think.It's for any ninja that could be considered a serious threat to another nation. Remember Zabuza had one on Kakashi despite Kakashi never going rogue. Basically a book of potentially really dangerous ninjas in the world.
>>1182318>>1182322>>1182329Ohhh okay, my mistake. I'll try to commit this to memory.No, no one in any government really considers you to be too dangerous. They all think that you lack the destructive force to be a major threat.
>>1182340>They all think that you lack the destructive force to be a major threat.How Hard is Kakashi facepalming to that sentiment?
>>1182292>ALL OF THE ABOVEWe have to learn Ai's technique for maximum ogling efficiency and power.
Actual intelligent discourse, not seeing myself crucified, and people extolling the virtue of taking everything in when considering attractiveness? Boruto Quest is truly exceptional.
>>1182344That's the secret,anonHe's always dangerous
>>1182271>The winner of the tourney was SaradaMY BLOOD. IT BOILS WE ARE GONNA FIGHT THIS LITTLE GIRLOUR POSITION AS VILLAGE GOLDEN BOY WILL NOT BE QUESTIONED Really though if we don't spar with her next thread i'll be upset
>>1182350Kill yourself faggot.
>>1182363>implying the villagers won't ship Takeshi and Sarada
>>1182361Obviously, I'm just wondering why Kaskashi hasn't smacked people over the head for being stupid. With the Anthology of all of Jiraiya's writing.
>>1182350Git working on the shinobi quest boi
>>1182340>No, no one in any government really considers you to be too dangerous. They all think that you lack the destructive force to be a major threat.How many people in the Leaf know about that sentiment and how many were amused?
>>1182350>says the anonkun futa quest QMyour kind are not welcome here
>>1182376/sp/ would do it
>>1182378DudeWhy do you want people to know that we are the threat?Being a non-threatening actually gives us the edge to control the battlefield and ambush them
>>1182344He knows how incredibly effective you can be. But you're still lacking in offensive force. You might be one of the best support Chunin in all the nations, though. >>1182350Thank you anon, it isn't easy being a naruto QM. But by god, someone has to do it>>1182387Most agree with it, despite your myriad achievements. It's not easy being a nobody.
given Takeshi dedication to self improvement i can see him not realizing he is been hit on by someone, the only way i think he could ever date somone is if they said they wanted to date Takeshi
>>1182403>You might be one of the best support Chunin in all the nations, though.Fuck yeah.
>>1182402I don't but I doubt Shozoku is the smartest or most cunning ninja we've run into, and I doubt he's the only one who realizes we're dangerous.>>1182403Yeah, fine. Still does no one play games? Everyone knows that a great support makes or breaks a team.>>1182405Not that dense, thing is we're like 13. All the chemical we take daily retards puberty.
>>1182376>>1182377Dudes I need this fight to happen.Sarada is our last challenge and now that she's Chunin, its time to test our place on the ninja totem pole.Its all about the never ending struggle to prove to ourselves and everyone around us we are worth a damn.Also unlocking Sarada's route would be great
>>1182443We don't need to fight her. It's pointless.
>>1182392I can't have sex for four months, but I know, even I'm disappointed in me. >>1182403You're the best Naruto QM Mini, you run a nice quest here. Not much more for Takeshi in part one though, is there?>>1182380I am, I'd just like to get somewhere I'm happy with concluding the porn, and finalize something to have in reserve.
>>1182443She's half Sakura, she's polluted with failure genes
>>1182460I'm sorry anon, but unlike you, I have people who care about me, and 4chan isn't the most important thing in my life.
>>1182470Best medic around, can't be that bad.
>>1182452Not too much left. After the next mission we're heading towards the final segments. Appreciate the praise as wellI'd like to be done by the end of the month. Or about two weeks rather, since this month is short. >>1182443Since things are coming to a close you could ask her for a spar I suppose, though probably not next thread
>>1182482So out of our leaf ninja contemporaries, who wants to fight us the most?
>>1182451We just need to see where our limits are and BASH THEM OUT, especially with anti genjutsu AKA sharingan
i want boretoe to use his BEST """jootsue""" adn git all teh waifues!!
>>1182507Mari and Roku are always looking for another shot at you. Boruto would be interested in it as well. Ai often wonders if she could beat you in a straight fight to the death.
>>1182520If Takeshi could fight any ninja, live or dead, who would it be and why?
>>1182482How potentially powerful can Takeshi be at the end of this quest?Not asking for how powerful he will be, but rather how powerful he can potentially be.
>>1182520>Ai often wonders if she could beat you in a straight fight to the death.why...why would she do such a thing.
>>1182537'Cause we remind her of her brother, I think.
>>1182527The Third Hokage. Takeshi has always had a great amount of respect for him, ever since he was little. Plus, skinny guys like him fight 'till they're burger. >>1182528Stronger than Naruto or Sasuke as they are now. >>1182537She wonders that about everyone she meets.
>>1182538Oh no...the Ojiisan of USandA
>>1182551>Stronger than Naruto or Sasuke as they are now.Holy shit.How likely is that to happen, though?
>>1182554>Oh no...the Ojiisan of USandAI'd kinda love to see Naruto versions of world leaders in history.Fucking ninja Teddy Roosevelt trying to beat the shit out of ninja Napoleon.
So, let's try to make a list of priorities training wise. Our main problems right now seem to be:1)people getting in our face and preventing us from using ninjutsu or weaponry2)getting ambushed/evaded by stealth specialists3)enemies too strong/tough/immortal to take down4)getting overwhelmed by multiple opponents5)getting brute-force overpowered by ninjutsu Currently we're doing the following to help out:1)weight training will up our speed and strength to hopefully catch up in taijutsu, or at least not get wrecked2)the jet-sheathe also helps with taijutsu/evasion3)fire techniques help a lot with putting down enemies We're not doing anything about groups, stealth, or ninjutsu. I was initially against medical techniques, but right now they're the only thing keeping us alive because we just have to muddle through and out-endure our enemies right now. The problem is, it's getting harder and harder to win the fights, and our wounds are getting more frequent and more severe. Right now our main battle strategy seems to be endurance, stacking debuffs, and provoking mistakes. The problem is that that only works if we can stay alive and in the fight long enough to win. We should consider a shift to a different tactic: ambush and skirmishing. If we get a few good fight-ender techniques and improve our ability to attack from surprise and escape to concealment I think we can seriously step up our game. The hidden mist technique could be a game-changer, IF we could see in it. How convenient that our brother is working on a sensory technique that works based off of wet surfaces, like damp ground in a thick fog(or maybe even the fog itself)
>>1182551>Stronger than Naruto or Sasuke as they are now.What in the mother of fuck.Do we suck Kaguya's dick for chakra or something?
>>1182598ChristIts japan and i can already visualized it. Its either gonna be genderbent or manly faces mangas
>>1182577>>1182605Be the change you want to see in the world, anons
>>1182551>Stronger than Naruto or Sasuke as they are now.So Madara and Hashirama at VotE strong? Nagato strong? Are you saying that we could make this kid the Ten Tails' Jinchuuriki?>The Third Hokage. Takeshi has always had a great amount of respect for him, ever since he was little.And you wonder why people conflate you and Laze.
>>1182520>Ai often wonders if she could beat you in a straight fight to the death.Ai what are you doing? Ai stahp. >>1182551HOW>>1182602You forget bells fuck groups easily and we have clones for days.
I want to read Ai's diary
>>1182628>Implying someone with a family so deeply embroiled in assassination and espionage would purposefully record sensetive information.
>>1182612So, become this generation's Orochimaru? Or Madara? Or Danzo?
>>1182602DOnt forget the weapon storage seal in our wrist. We can use them for instant smokebombs or poisonsTL;DR; Seals helps
>>1182628>>1182639>There's a bomb in the diary>It's activated when you open it>The opening page has the number 5 on it>Next page has 4>Next is 3, and so on.
>>1182642Madara is probably the most applicable of those threeBut you don't have 1/100th of the special bullshit he did.
>>1182666>Madara is probably the most applicable of those threeSo, we somehow go from ninja dickery to 'i cast meteor, you lose'I eagerly await to see how the fuck this transition takes place, if at all.
>>1182619>You forget bells fuck groups easily and we have clones for daysBells are actually AWFUL for groups, since they require us to stand still. If we can get someone in ambush they're amazing, but once the fight is started there's no way anyone's going to give us enough time to use it. We've got clones, but they're nothing more than distractions at best and lots of our opponents can casually sweep them away like nothing. Now, clones constantly attacking and bursting into mist can maybe hold people in place long enough, and if they can't SEE the bells they might not be able to stop the paralysis. But that won't work on anyone who knows us. Their first priority will be to get out of the mist, or to blow it and us away.
>>1182692It's not guaranteed, Anon.It's just the max potential that we can possibly achieve in the future.
>>1182692>So, we somehow go from ninja dickery to 'i cast meteor, you lose'Madara was a weak kid, anon. >>1182666>Madara is probably the most applicable of those threeSatan, don't you lie to me.
>>1182699That's why I added the clause 'if at all'.I'm personally more interested in chemistry shenanigans with boil release
i know this is the third time i brought this up but is anyone gonna archive the past threads, i am really worried about losing thread 60
>>1182736I'll do it tomorrow, even if it falls off tonight it's got several days before it's deleted. It probably won't even fall off by the time I wake up with how slow this board is
Takeshi is just gonna become a near damn monster on the battlefield by virtue of he is the only one studying stealth and genjustu techniques that don't fuck with reality, no one knows how to deal with those anymore.
>>1182782You've actually inspired some others to study up on Genjutsu. There's a good deal of stealth focused people as well.
>>1182782It's honestly hilarious how selectively incompetent modern 'ninjas' are.
>>1182825I remember those rice ninjas. Fucking metal gear teams
>>1182825we are a positive influence?
>>1182833Power creep, man. People saw cataclysmic gods change the world. The days of ninja were at an end. >>1182843Grass, actually. But yes, they're all a good example of a more classical ninja team. >>1182844Indeed
>>1182833Oh shit, you're right. Those guys knew what was up.
>>1182782>stealthwe don't have any stealth techniques though
>>1182852WOOPS, meant to quote the dude comment ting on the grass nin, not myself!
>>1182851>People saw cataclysmic gods change the world.Is there ninja porn on the ninja internet where a girl dresses up as Kaguya and gets triple teamed by "Naruto" "Kakashi" and "Sasuke" in hilariously incompetent costumes? Also, were Gaara's kids in the most recent Exam? And does he look like Hitler in this quest?
>>1182899Gaara's kids are too young. He has a daughter that's 7 and a son that's 5. Kankuro's kid was too old. He was already a Chunin, you actually met him on a mission to the Sand. Gaara does not have a charlie chaplin mustache, though that would be funny.
>>1182910>Gaara does not have a charlie chaplin mustache, though that would be funny.Does he have the same hair from the movie/manga though? And apparently shiggy is adopted. Huh.
>>1182929Ah, he does retain his appearance.Also is shiggy gaara's kid? For the large part I have completely ignored the Boruto manga and movies to set things up how I'd like to do them.
>>1182899Hahaha sure, that's triple funny, guy! It's a fan-based quest, so anything goes I should think!
>>1182940Shinki is Gaara's foster kid, I guess he's just grooming an heir with Magnet Style.
>>1182975The inheritor of magnet style is actually Kankuro's son, Katsuro.
>>1182993Did Onoki pass Dust Style onto anyone?
>>1183012He's trying to teach it to an apprentice, but it's one of the hardest things to master in this whole setting.
>>1183058It requires like, 3~4 elemental proficiencies, right? That alone is a Kakashi-tier feat.
>>1183076Three, right. Fire, Wind, and Earth.
>>1183081ShitThat's captain planet tier
>>1183058Oh, I thought you said he had died at some point. >>1183095It's a kekkei tota, those are no joke. I love that how in Naruto, the strongest elements are Wood and Dust.
>>1183095Those elements also make a pretty good band.
>>1183116>I thought you said he died at one pointI say a lot of stuff manI hope I didn't say that, I think Dust release is great.
>>1181451I keep posting this every time someone brings up Takeshi's appearance, It's just too fitting. And remember if we look like Aizen, so does Shozoku. Imagine two Aizen's fighting each other, one of keikaku, and one of bloodlust, dueling to the death.
>>1182205>"She did. Her and Mitsuki both, actually. Boruto didn't, but I don't think anyone was really too surprised by that." >You sheepishly rub the back of your head. "Oh, jeez. I'll bet he was upset. Was there any reason that he didn't pass?">Sakura rolls her eyes. "He got caught trying to cheat! He used a Kote in his match against Shikadai. He probably could have beaten him too, if it wasn't for that. I want to believe that Bort had it on him but had no intention of using it, and Shikadai intentionally goaded/manipulated him into using it to get him disqualified. He really is (my favorite) the best of our friends.
>>1182551>How potentially powerful can Takeshi be at the end of this quest?>Stronger than Naruto or Sasuke as they are now.>Pic related endgame Takeshi
so if Ninja 4chan doesn't exist, shall we become Ninja moot as well?
>>1183810Shikadai best waifu no contest no homo
>>1183810We should hang out with Shikadai more
>>1183834>>1183564So, Captain/Hueco Mundo Aizen vs Hogyoku Aizen? Well, fuck, that sounds awesome. >>1183810Shikadai is the best. I wish we could go on a mission with him now that he is also a Chunin.
>>1182730Fuck you. I had almost forgotten about HMQ.
>>1184104It'll never come back, Anon.
>>1183810I want to lewd Shikadai. >>1183834Well, Mini said that Madara was the most relevant villain to Takeshi's character (even though Kabuto, Nagato, Obito, and Kaguya weren't mentioned) so probably more like pic related.
>>1184154>I want to lewd Shikadai2pure, we find him the blondest chick in the sand and throw that at him instead
>>1184154I believe that Madara is still the most relevant out of that updated list, we don't have a vendetta against the world for war crimes and therefore need to force peace through destruction/suffering to bring about understanding, we never went crazy from the loss of a loved one and decided on making a better world, we don't want to be a perfect being or whatever Kabutops wanted, and i can't believe Kaguya's on that list.We want to be the best of the best, and to sit at the top, that's comparable to Madara's initial want of becoming the hokage. Tbh, i never watched Naruto or the second series terribly thoroughly, but I still would think of Madara as being closer, since to my understanding, 'creating a perfect world' was more or less his way of 'getting his way'. (That said we obviously aren't him, he just lands closer than anyone else. That being said, we have yet to see if we will give in to doing more questionable things to be the best, barring the orochishit incident.)Now have a smug bastard because it doesn't feel right to not Takeshi Aizen post.
>>1182271Oh man, Mari is gonna be pissed.
>>1184179That's probably his young cousin though...>>1184182Madara didn't want to be the Hokage, Hashirama wanted him to be, and Kabuto's end goal was to create an identity for himself all his own. So Takeshi has a bit of Kabuto motivation in him. And Nagato's endgame was peace through MAD, he didn't want to cause destruction himself, if it wasn't necessary.
Oy mate!I noticed that some cheeky lil' faggot mis-archived your quest and it shows up as mine.I suggest you contact the guy who runs suptg
>>1184598shiieetI just checked and it was the appropriate spot for me. Has it already been fixed or does it still show up for you?>>1184214Shikadai and Kagami are unrelated
>>1184903I was talking about Gaara's young kids, considering we haven't seen them, one might be blonde, I guess.
>>1185084Ohh whoops, sorry, I misread it. Gaara's son has brown hair and his daughter has red.
>>1184903>shikadai and megami are unrelatedIs that a plan to take more sands into leaf?
>>1185169>Sand girlsLiterally only one was worth anything, let's get some Rain and Stone girls.
>>1185251I still want them ice girls
>>1185752Leaf a best
>>1185752>We finally waifu the Ice Ojou>Mini cuts away as the sexy time starts, cuts back to Takeshi with a handwarmer down his pants as bro gives a thumbs up
Waifu boil release. We can chemically engineer THE PERFECT WAIFU (not yours though, it's shit)
>>1184191She is very upset. She did really well, making it to the final tournament until losing against Nyoko. The primary reason she didn't get promoted was repeatedly losing her cool during her fights. This let her get repeated victories, but she had a bad habit of throwing herself into danger. Contrary to last time where she was almost lazy in her fighting style, she was going way overboard and trying to crush everyone from the start full blast. Nyoko was good enough to play keep away, though.
>>1186130Is she going to visit us asking what she is doing wrong?
>>1186145God no, too prideful. Next time she approaches she'll be much more like Neji was. Aggressively cautious. But since she's already gotten punked by you, she won't let her guard down ever.
>>1186156So, who would fuck us over in combat more, Mari or Nyoko? Nyoko seems like less of a headache since she has yet to deal with us and seems to be the kind that relies on overwhelming offence (something that seems at the very least mildly manageables)
>>1186177Nyoko probably. She's the most bullshit character in the quest. Extensive chakra reserves, a bloodline limit with a range that covers the entire arena. Most of the time she's not just winning her fights in a heartbeat is because she wants to be more creative than "Encase them in ice"
>>1186194>Extensive chakra reserves, a bloodline limit with a range that covers the entire arena. Most of the time she's not just winning her fights in a heartbeat is because she wants to be more creative than "Encase them in ice"Thanks mini, now I want to see her fight the flamboyant, kekkei genkai princess from FNQ.
Mini, when we do the time skip and you start up your other quest, will the both quest run by each other or will you focus on the fighting quest.
>>1186194So if we fight, run or ambush her.Alternatively Boil Release Anti-freeze bomb
>>1186379I'm going to put a pause on Boruto Quest and focus entirely on The Fighting. I intend for that to be a much shorter quest though. I'd like a break from writing for Boruto, so I think that'd be a good way to get a break for the timeskip.I've got some things I need to work out about the plot of part 2 as it is. >>1186382Sounds about right. Though, she can detect changes in heat for a fair radius around her if she's concentrating. Would be a bit hard to ambush unless she was distracted.
>>1186428Will Boruto Quest be two parts, three like Leaf Ninja Quest is intended to be, or four like Future Naruto Quest is intended to be?
i am sure it's just me but i would like a characters chart of all the characters because half the time when someone says a name i have to dive through the archives to remember who that person is.
>>1186428When will you be running again mini?I need to be ready for meeting with the new chuunins and hopefully derived anons of shikadai by voting to hang out with others
>>1186507Mini's making one, it will be out soon(tm)
>>1186507Oh man I forgot to add to that recentlyI'll do that. It's in the works>>1186505Boruto quest will just be two parts. The divider is the timeskip, that's all.>>1186517Running tomorrow night, about 7 PM.
>>1186539>Running tomorrow night, about 7 PM.Fuck yeah.
>>1186539>Running tomorrow night, about 7 PM.Oh yeah. >Boruto quest will just be two parts. The divider is the timeskip, that's all.Will Part 2 be longer than Part 1? Like Shippuden was to the original Naruto?
>>1186565Probably not.Part 1 has taken more than a year, because about twice I stopped running for several months. Plus, part 2 is way more streamlined overall. Part 1 will take about 67 threads by my guess. Part 2 shouldn't be more than 40.
>>1186585Aww, putting numbers on it makes it so much more real. I hope we at least get a satisfying ending living a comfy laifu with our waifu and a functioning family.
>>1186607Man I'm just throwing out a ballpark figure, I've got no idea how many threads it'll take. It could be twice that many.
>>1186585Mini please, i hope you reconsider and make it somewhat longer, there's too much filler, and then too little, and the side moments in Boruto are great so removing a lot of those and power grinding training/speeding through it would not be the way i would go about it.This is my favorite quest right now and it has been for some time if only for how you write and where we've taken it, as i didn't expect this to work initially, at all, and so while i as an anon along with all other anons want this to go forever even though it can't, i seriously would prefer you to keep the formula for part one more or less the same going in to part 2. Just don't rush anything Mini.
>>1186828It's less that there'd be a lot of training but more that the whole system loop we have now of training and doing missions is going to get changed up roughly a quarter into it. I'll keep this in mind though. There'll probably be more threads dedicated entirely to social events in general, since everyone will be more mature. Can only hang out at people's houses and play games so much.
>>1186853Keep the social/side stuff. It's good and fun, please.
>>1186910It'll be somewhat difficult for reasons.Even if that stuff cant' always be done during the current plot, I'd be willing to do flashbacks and stuff where people can vote. Just for breaks of heavier content. One idea I had was a 3 v 3 basketball game between your squad and Boruto's.
>>1186935Ball breaks 50 times before they finally give up
>>1186935If Boruto puts a rasengan in the ball and "accidentally" makes a pass to Team 13, he's getting his shit pushed in.
>>1186952>>1186971It'll totally be a Chakra-resistant Hell Ball to allow for maximum slamming and jamming. The only illegal action will be using weapons, traveling, direct fouls, and clones.
>>1186982I have feelings that Boruto will cheat and takeshi will counter with borderline actions
>>1186982What would Takeshi be good at though?Running the ball? Passing? Stealing? Lay-ups? 3 pointers? Or would he just call good plays during the interim?
>>1184903Yeah man, it has been fixed already
>>1187025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwv_2OKxZr8Passing and 3-pointers due to your high accuracy. >>1186993Just make sure Kichiro doesn't start throwing elbows>>1187027awesome
>>1187025With speed and intelligent, ill say passing and positioning.Kichiro will go with powershots and Ai will be stealing
Slam Release : Heaven to Earth Dunkage
>>1187050So we're a young Steph Curry. I'm alright with that.
>>1186982Team Bort is like if the Hulk, Mr. Fantastic, and the Flash joined the Harlem Globetrotters. I don't know if Takeshi should be more worried about losing the game, or losing his life. Not to mention we all know Boruto plays for keeps, he's not out to win, he's out to humiliate and emotionally destroy. Forget the Jashinists, forget Orochimaru, this is the most important thing in Takeshi's life. We need to start preparing.
>>1187848so the best thing to do is treat the game like a complete joke so Bort gets pissed?
>>1187858I'd say 'use genjutsu', but Sarada
>>1187848We gotta work on our trash-talk skills. That's the best weapon on the court, especially with a little shit like Boruto and a snob like Sarada.
nearly half of this thread is misc. discussion and shitposting, that's a sign of a good quest.
>>1187858Fuck that, we play for keeps. >>1187848We've got to go full shonen sports-anime if we want to stand a chance.Potential tactics:>HellballUse the heated-steel technique to heat up the ball until it's too hot to touch, then have Kichiro go on offense in Oni mode Ai plays interference and Takeshi generates mist and relays commands though False sound >Four WindsUse Shadow shuriken to clone the ball, Ai uses her four witches technique and super-reflexes to dribble four balls while Kichiro screens her and Takeshi blocks Sarada's vision and relays false commands to her teammates with genjutsu
>>1187876I assume if the Quest and it's MC are interesting enough to encourage more discussion and joking, it just means Mini's doing something right.
>>1187894Shadow Shuriken isn't quite the same as Shadow Clone Shuriken, very similar in name.Shadow Shuriken is you hiding a second weapon in the shadow of the first, a very sneaky move. Nothing actual ninjutsu based is going on, more of a weapon skill. Good ideas though
>>1189184Roof Tile Jutsu to pass/shoot the ball with no body language to tell our opponent where we're throwing?
>>1189631Sounds viable, yeah
Testing to see if this thread still gets bumped. If so I'll just be running in here.
>>1189184Is haze weapon a possible skill or jutsu? We could use that in conjunction with shadow weapons for some crazy shit.
>>1189843Don't this thread's already archived.
>>1190017Does it not still get updated? I thought it did
>>1190022It does. I'm not sure why the anon is saying not to.
>>1190022>>1190027Oh, shit didn't know. Ignore me.
When did it get archived? I'm looking at Suptg now, and the last post it shows is >>1189748
If you resubmit the archive request it'll update it but I'm pretty sure it automatically updates every few hours after the first archive
Who else here #NotMyMizukage?
>>1189843Also just so you know, threads go into sage when the original post is 72 hours old or when the thread hits 750 replies.
>>1190022iirc it updates like every two hours or something, but you can force an update by resubmitting the archive request. You don't even have to resubmit with the same title tags or description either. Though I tend to anyway due to being anal.
Thanks for the info anons. Will be continuing in here.--The two of you keep slicing into the cut of meat, and within an hour you're accurate enough to cut the inside without breaking the thinnest outer layer of the meat. You note that it's taking incredible concentration, so without a bit more practice you probably won't be able to do it with surgical precision in combat. You're now able to cut without breaking the skin in general, though. Chakra Scalpel has been mastered!The nature of medical jutsu means that there's always room to improve, regardless. You think that this will also help with your Mystical Palms technique as well, heightening the precision. Doing so means you'll be able to target damaged areas and repair them faster, for a lower cost. "Next I was hoping that we could work on the Diagnosis Pulse technique. I haven't had anyone to practice it on, yet, but I think I've got the general principles down." Sarada glares at you with a flat, blank look. "You're not planning on trying anything funny, are you?" You look at her with a smile. "Eh? I don't know what you mean." She adjusts her glasses with a sigh. "Right. I should remember who I'm dealing with. Okay, I'm gonna stand up, and- Hey! Are you listening?" You've gotten up, and are taking glances in the kitchen. Whatever Sakura's cooking smells good. "Yeah, you're gonna stand up. Got it." She grabs your arm and pulls you back into the living room, and turns her back to you. "Okay, since this is your first time with it, you should use both hands. Ideally, you'll be able to do this jutsu with a punch. Don't push me too hard." Truthfully, you're somewhat tempted to knock her over with a shove. But that'd be rude, since you're in her house and she's doing you a favor and all. Not to mention you'd have both Sarada and Sakura jumping on you. You preform several handigns, and gather a bit of medically focused chakra in your palms while holding them together. Separating them, you focus sharply. With a quick motion, you throw out your hands and (gently) strike them against Sarada's shoulder-blades. She lurches forward about a step, and grunts.In your mind, you're suddenly visualizing a detailed picture of her inner anatomy. Everything is a light green tone, and you can even see her individual chakra networks. Then there's the veins, organs, and arteries. Without medical knowledge, you wouldn't really be able to do anything with this information.
>>1190097>In your mind, you're suddenly visualizing a detailed picture of her inner anatomy.Freaky.
>>1190097H-how detailed are we talking?
>>1190097Since it's a /qst/ archive rather than /tg/ I rerequested the archive. It worked and updated properly.
>>1190112All the way down to the capillaries.
>>1190097what did Sarada mean exactly?
You grin, suddenly getting an exact picture of her height and weight as well. You're surprised how detailed of an examination it really is.Suddenly, Sarada spins around on her heel, blushing. "Stop thinking about it!" She slaps you across the face, and your cheek's starting to turn bright red. Before you can ask any questions, she picks you up and chucks you out of the door.You bounce across the road, and look back in confusion as she stands in the doorway. "What'd I do wrong!?" She slams the door without answering your question. You stand up and dust yourself off. Diagnosis Pulse mastered? Now that you think of it, the Chunin Exams are over. There's probably a couple squads in town that you could visit, since they'll only be here for a short while.>A. Go find the Snow Squad >B. Go find the Sand Squad
>>1190097>you're suddenly visualizing a detailed picture of her inner anatomy.L-lewdSo both Sarada and Himawari have seen what Takeshi can bring to bare? How do they feel about it?
>>1190097>you're suddenly visualizing a detailed picture of her inner anatomy.
>>1190124>A. Go find the Snow SquadDisregard Hitler!Gaara; acquire ojou.
>>1190124>>B. Go find the Sand Squad
>>1190124>A. Go find the Snow SquadIt is inevitable.
>>1190124>A. Go find the Snow Squad
>>1190124>A. Go find the Snow Squad Congratulate best girl on her promotion.
>>1190124>>A. Go find the Snow Squad
Daily reminder for top priorities:>intelligence training/sparring with shikadai>genjutsu secret hunting with owls>boil release shit
>>1190165More like: >Acquire Boil>Learn Medicine>Waifus
>>1190167Yeah, most likely.
>>1190167Bruh whats the point of the sage shit then?And I thought shikadai was our waifu.
>>1190188to be the best
>>1190191Well yeah but those things are prerequisites my dude
>>1190188To be Jesus Naruto compared to Naruto Jesus, obviously.
>>1190188This isn't just a normal waifu, Loose. This is an ojou, and not the wicked tsun kind. And she has a kekkei genkai, this is a chance we have to take. What sage shit? I don't remember Takeshi doing any sage shit, I remember Kon doing sage shit though.
>>1190205Owl sage is a thing, I believe. We'd get wide-as-fuck eyes and 360 necks or something.
>>1190205Well you know the owl shitAnd if your talking about the snow princess, im not really all that opposed.
>>1190188By sage shit do you mean owl training? We likely won't be learning sage jutsu until after time skip. We'll be there to learn genjutsu shit and whatever else they have.
>>1190221>>1190225Oh yeah, that. Can a 13 year old even be a Sage? It seems taxing on the body. And does every summon have senjutsu? Is senjutsu now more common? Is it only the summons with advanced societies? I hope that if we get Sage Mode, we can be a Perfect Sage.
There's a number of hotels in the village which the Snow Squad could be staying at. Considering that Nyoko seems to be royalty, you try to think of the more expensive ones. There's a few meant for high priority government officials, with enhanced security, but you can't seem to find anything when you enter their lobbies. As you leave a particularly fancy skyscraper, and enter into a bustling road, a chilly draft wafts across you. Looking to the left, you can see the lobby of another hotel has it's doors propped wide open. Additionally, people on the street seem to be avoiding the entrance. It gets colder and colder as you approach, and the doorman is wrapped in a bundle of warm clothes. He stops you as you're about to enter. "Sorry, young sir, but the hotel's been cleared out entirely. A princess from the Snow country rented a large number of rooms, several for her and each of her subordinates."You blink. "But what about security? Isn't that dangerous, for her?"The man shakes his head. "We've decided to close off the hotel entirely. The fifteenth floor has been entirely iced over. The elevators won't work, and she's paying out of pocket for any damages. We're a bit used to eccentric customers, so as long as she's got the money we're allowing her and her colleagues to stay. "Huh. Well, I'm a friend of hers. Is it alright if I go up and visit?" The man motions for you to follow him, and he heads to an intercom. He presses a button, and speaks into the microphone on the wall. "Excuse me, sirs? There's a young man who wishes to see your princess. He says- hey, what's your name kid?" "Takeshi.""Oh, yeah, it's you! Sorry, I kinda forgot what you looked like. You won that last tournament." He turns back to the mic. "It's Takeshi, the Chunin who won the last exam tournament. Should I send him up?"Anzai's familiar, serious voice responds in kind. "Go ahead. I'm sure my fair lady will be pleased to have a visitor she can respect." You grin. It's not too often your ego gets stroked, especially by a princess and her guards. The doorman takes you to the stairwell, and reminds you to go to the fifteenth floor. As you head on up, it gets continually colder. Eventually, even the stairs are slick with frost, and the metal guardrails are bitingly chilly. You open up the door to the rest of the building, and are highly confused when you find an inch or so of snow. Anzai and Goto both approach. They're both wearing the same thing as the last time you saw them, navy blue coats with a fluffy white fur collar. Anzai is a little bit taller than you, with pale skin and a serious, straight face. His black hair is medium length, and overall he seems a bit wolfish. Goto is a lumbering giant in comparison, broad shouldered and muscular. He has a big mechanical hammer on his back, and his hood is up over his head and drawn tight. He waves worldlessly.
>>1190242Anzai nods in your direction. "Long time no see. Follow me, she's around here somewhere." >A. What the hell is all this?>B. How have you guys been?>C. So how were the exams?>D. Write-in
>>1190238It's still very rare, and not every summon contract has Senjutsu. It's more or less only summons with advanced societies.
>>1190245>B. How have you guys been?>C. So how were the exams?>She respects usNice, I was concerned about Takeshi being a peasant with filthy, worthless blood. >>1190250Do Glass Lizards have it?
>>1190242>B. How have you guys been?
>>1190245>B. How have you guys been?>C. So how were the exams?
>>1190245>B. How have you guys been?>D. Enjoying your stay?
>>1190242>Oh, yeah, it's you! Sorry, I kinda forgot what you looked like. You won that last tournamentOuch.>>1190245>B. How have you guys been?>C. So how were the exams?
>>1190254Shut the fuck up aboutglass lizards!
>>1190269No, one day we will be Ophisaurmaru.
>>1190254>>1190269>>1190272I'm unfamiliar with glass lizards
>>1190280They're lizards that look like snakes.
>>1190285>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass_lizardOhhh, these things. I remember them from another thread.I think they'd be the type of animal to get summoned by the Animal Path of Pain.
>>1190297So you're saying that we need rinnegan to get the best summons? Interesting...
Ooooh ohLets carry a chakra concealment seal on us at all times as an added layer of suprise or defence in our tactics, seems like a good idea. Plus we dont have to have it active all the time, just almost complete so it doesnt have an effect but one drop of blood or ink in the right pattern activates it. Like a trap card.
He leads you deeper into the building. As you pass by a series of windows overlooking the street, you note that they're all plated with a coating of ice. It seems that Nyoko is her own defensive force, not discounting her two squadmates. You're thankful that you've never had to face her, and likely never will. The Snow is largely an isolationist country, aside from trading with the Leaf and other countries. It's well known for producing lumber and expensive furs, as well as having particularly clean water and other natural resources. Probably due to not very many people living there."I think I have a bit of an idea, but what's the purpose of all the ice?"Goto chuckles, and he says something. Though it's muffled from under his big coat. Anzai picks it up for him. "Well, quite simply, our lady loves the cold. She finds herself getting sick if she has to bear with warm weather for too long. Thankfully her kekkei genkai allows her to bring home with her, wherever she goes.""I see. How have you guys been?"Anzai has his hands folded behind his back, and he stops to look out the window briefly. "Well. We're somewhat disturbed to learn of the situation in the Mist, and the recent spread of terrorism across the various nations. We're somewhat separated from the rest of the world generally. In this instance, it's a good thing."You nod. "Right. How does Nyoko feel about it all?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK0T30p86c0Anzai coughs. "Our fair lady is admittedly, a tad naive. Thankfully her mother is in charge of political endeavors, for she would..Welcome the Jashinists to attempt to invade our home." You shiver slightly, trying to warm yourself up by rubbing your arms. "Right. Well, what about the exams? Did you guys have an easier time than last year?"They both nod as you continue down the hall, taking a left. "We did. Though, we expect that the next time we'll actually be successful. Similar to the situation last exam, neither of us want to have to face our fair lady in combat. Goto and I both made it to the final tournament, but we forfeited one of our matches." You can't help but smile at this. "You guys are seriously dedicated. Do you have a crush on her, or what?"
>>1190360Anzai shakes his head. "If it were as simple as physical attraction, we wouldn't be so united in our cause. We're fortunate enough to be chosen as royal guards, so we take our position seriously. Titles like Genin or Chunin matter little in the face of that responsibility." He opens up a door, and motions for you to enter. "She's inside. Somewhere."You take just a few steps in, when suddenly a bundle of white hair glides past your face. She circles around, and waves. "Takeshi! It's been ages!"She comes back over to you, and stops on her skates. The entire suite is coated in frost, giving even the red velvet of the chairs a bluish tint. She slides over to you, and pulls you into the room, laughing. You're spun around suddenly, and she leaps back to land on the bed, throwing up snow into the air. She's clearly ecstatic, likely from being promoted to a Chunin. >A. Hi Nyoko. How did your matches go?>B. Hey there, Nyoko. Congratulations on becoming a Chunin.>C. Hi! I thought I'd come by to visit, since you were in town.>D. Write-in
>>1190370>B. Hey there, Nyoko. Congratulations on becoming a Chunin.
>>1190370>>A. Hi Nyoko. How did your matches go?>>B. Hey there, Nyoko. Congratulations on becoming a Chunin.>>C. Hi! I thought I'd come by to visit, since you were in town.
>B. Hey there, Nyoko. Congratulations on becoming a Chunin.
>>1190370>C. Hi! I thought I'd come by to visit, since you were in town.Yeeeeeah shes a best
>>1190370>>B. Hey there, Nyoko. Congratulations on becoming a Chunin.>>C. Hi! I thought I'd come by to visit, since you were in town.
i forget was it ever explained how sasuke had the ability to summon snakes but also a hawk?
>>1190370>B. Hey there, Nyoko. Congratulations on becoming a Chunin.>C. Hi! I thought I'd come by to visit, since you were in town.
>>1190370>B. Hey there, Nyoko. Congratulations on becoming a Chunin.>D. How did you're matches go?, I figure'd I'd drop in and ask since you're in town.
>>1190390You can contract a summon with each hand. I wonder which one he got to keep.
>>1190390That was Kishimoto wanting to do a thematical thing with Sasuke abandoning the snakes as he left Orochimaru and then going over to hawks instead.But instead he just ended up keeping them both.
>>1190370>B. Hey there, Nyoko. Congratulations on becoming a Chunin.>C. Hi! I thought I'd come by to visit, since you were in town.>D. Write-inBow or something she is royalty after all
>>1190400hey mini could we in theory get snake summons, or are they always used buy guys who are just a bit evil?
>>1190420The only qualifier is earning the snake's respect.Only Kabuto, Orochimaru, Sasuke, and Mitsuki have done it. Not easy at alllll
>>1190429>Mitsuki earned their respect. Nepotism.
>>1190429i was just asking as all, it never made sense to me how the animal summons were split up into groups and yet their are summons that clearly don't belong to clans at all
>>1190444Animals are people too, they organize themselves based on species. Some animals probably gained intelligence from the First Infinite Tsukuyomi, which is why they're that way.
i really am enjoying this quest, i just caught up a few days ago an i really like the main character, if i had compare him to any other anime character it would Izuku Midoriya, he realizes that h is average an so has to work harder than most people and is determined to prove himself.
>>1190483Only main difference is that Midoriya has one power. It's super strong and versatile, but he just has to master it. Takeshi has to master dozens of small abilities to get by, and has to use them intelligently for maximum effect.
>>1190373>>1190375>>1190379>>1190389>>1190391>>1190395>>1190407>>1190415You chuckle, even though it's freezing in the room. "Hey there, Nyoko. I wanted to come and congratulate you on becoming a Chunin." She sits up, shaking off the frost on her body. She's wearing the same thing as last time, a fancy white garb with long sleeves that covers her hands. There's also traces of translucent fabric hanging off and waving about as she moves. You notice that there's a consistent breeze flowing in the room, as if some form of air conditioning were active. "Hmmm, thank you. If that's all you wanted, you can go now." She stands up, and blows a handful of snow in your face. You laugh and brush it off. "Well, I also just wanted to visit since you were in town."Nyoko chuckles, and skates over to the window. Anzai and Goto step inside and stand near the door, not wanting to take any risks. She looks out the window, and sighs. "It's winter here, and even still it's too warm. How do you live here, Takeshi? Wouldn't you rather be a soldier for me?" You shake your head. "O-oh, I can't. I've got too many people here I need to protect, too. Besides, you've got Goto and Anzai, right?" Behind you, Goto grunts from his muffled coat. Anzai doesn't seem to react, as stony as ever. You note the rifle on his back has altered it's appearance, somewhat. It seems less bulky than it's previous design. She hums. "True, true. They're more than sufficient. I just don't think this place will be doing well all that much longer. Don't you hear them? Wolves, howling at the gates?">A. You mean the Jashinists?>B. Are you talking about the civil war in the Mist?>C. I don't know what you mean. Everything seems really peaceful here.>D. Write-in
>>1190525>A. You mean the Jashinists?
>>1190525>D. There's always something isn't there? If it's not Jashinists, it's malcontents, if it's not malcontents it's rogue scientists, if it's not rogue scientists it's moonmen.
>>1190525>A. You mean the Jashinists?>D. I'm not about to abandon my village just because things might get dangerous.
>>1190525>A. You mean the Jashinists?>D. I'm not about to abandon my village just because things might get dangerous.If anything 'the village is in danger' is a reason to stay
>>1190525>A. You mean the Jashinists?>D. If so that more than anything is why i must stay. The village and its people need more in these trying times more than ever, even if i'm not some big name shinobi we all have a part to play to insure the safety of our homes.
>>1190525>A. You mean the Jashinists?>D. Write-in>Would you leave the Snow if it was in danger?
>abandon your village because you might actually have to do your job soonNyoko you silly
>>1190545>Would you leave the Snow if it was in danger?Have- have you not seen the first Naruto movie?
>>1190550Yeah, but that girl was complete trash.
>>1190550Are the movies even canon besides the ones that are explicitly canon?
>>1190550She's not her (mother?).
>>1190560She is, actually.
>A. You mean the Jashinists?i mean this would be Takeshi's main concern, given how there is an immortal asshole out their that has his face
>>1190575Wait do you mean that the girl from the movie is her mother or that she is the girl from the movie? Because if its the later that's pretty fucking weird.
>>1190575Nyoko is her own mother? That's lewd.Also, what's the policy on moving village to chase tail? Temari did it, and she's pretty important, but other than that I can only think of Choji's chunin(?) wife. Not even Kon did it, I hope that Takeshi, or at least Kuro has the balls to.
>>1190584>>1190587>>1190592What I meant was that the girl from the movie is her mother
>>1190575Wait...Is Koyuki her mother? This shit's confusing
>>1190601I know, it was just the wording. Who's her father? Also, could you answer the "putting tail over nation" question, please?
>>1190613Temari and Shikamaru were coincidentally a political marriage. Temari is still technically a Sand Shinobi. This is because they're both from noble families.Choji's wife left her village and became a Leaf ninja.
you now i always wonder if the people in Takeshi's generation, excluding Boruto see him as a good ninja despite his lack of 'genius'?
>>1190652At the very least our squad, Nyoko, and Mari see that we're competent.
hey mini, so are there any rumors going around about Takeshi or is he that unmemorable to people that people constantly forget what he has done?
"You mean the Jashinists? Well, I won't leave my village just because things could get dangerous. If anything, that's reason to dig my heels in and stay. Would you leave the Snow if it were in danger?"She turns, and grins widely. "Hehehe, sensitive about this topic, hmm? I was only joking. It's clear you're very dedicated. I simply worry for your safety. It's not necessarily the Jashinists that are an issue, but the political climate in general. Things are going to start taking a shift for the worse. I don't believe it'll be overnight, no, not even within the next year. But certainly, this civil war is only the start of things." Thinking, you try to consider what she could mean. "I can't imagine a force large enough to attempt to invade the Leaf. Are you hinting that another country could be trying to come after us?" She shakes her head. "It won't be quite as simple as that. Eras of peace can only last so long. Especially in our world of shinobi. Some people like to think a new era is coming, but from my perspective, the old ways are what's coming back."The pale girl lurches forward suddenly, and grabs your arm. "I like you, because you're like a soldier of the old ways. Whether or not you might realize it, your fighting style suggests a much older way of thinking. The people of your village have much to learn." She leans in, and whispsers in your ear. Her breath is as cold as ice, and you shiver against your will. "Someone will have to teach them."Nyoko skates away, laughing. "Was there anything else you wanted? I'll be preparing to leave, soon. It's been good seeing you, though.">A. Ask her something else>B. Go home for the day
>>1190668As far as the general public, you're fairly forgettable. Your entire class knows your name though, and you're generally seen as someone to be respected considering you were the first to graduate into being a Chunin. This also means you have the most experience as a leader, and have a larger number of high ranked missions under your belt. No real rumors, though.
>>1190670>>B. Go home for the dayDid she basically tell us that people need to start actually being smart about shit again and being actual ninja?
>>1190670>A. Ask her something elseDo you think you'll be able to visit again? It's been good to see you too.
>>1190670Mini, could we ask her for pointers on Boil release? Or is her combo element somehow different enough that they wouldn't be useful.
>>1190670>I simply worry for your safetyYesssssss.>A. Is the Land of Snow on edge about this? >A. Does she think it will be a political threat? Something more like Akatsuki? Something more like Kaguya? Really more her gut feeling.
>>1190690She got hers through a kekkei genkai, so she doesn't really understand the mechanics of it.
>>1190695>she doesn't really understand the mechanics of it.She shouldn't be lecturing us on shitty ninja'ing then, should she?
>>1190670>B. Go home for the day
>>1190670>A. Ask her something elseAnd who do you think is the mostly likely to try?
>>1190698She gets to spend her time reading instead of training.
>>1190670>>B. Go home for the day
>>1190670>A. Ask her something elseAsk her and her gaurd out for dinner. Emphasis on her AND her guards. We don't want a political incident. We just wanna be nice.
>>1190670>A. Ask her something elseWanna exchange numbers? (Pretty sure telephones are a thing right?)
>>1190674Huh no rumors.Well that's a good and bad thing i guess.Takashi is a really boring motherfucker if you get down to it. Its our work ethic and strive for results that characterize us instead of our personality.
>>1190750You've more or less sacrificed your childhood to be where you are now. With no signs of slowing down.
>>1190755We're like if Rock Lee was dutiful and mostly no nonsense
>>1190755So basically, we have to sacrifice everything to barely keep pace with the natural geniuses that can get away with barely even trying half the time.
>>1190755i am worried that if we don't stop people are gonna think that Takeshi actually has some weird kekki genkai that either effects him to be determined or has a memory altering effect and that is why no one remembers him
>>1190742>Just asking a princess for her personal phone number.Come on dude you gotta be more classy than that.And when do you think we'd even have time to call her, between our content training, and her being a princess.>>1190755That's sad and horrific.We gonna end up like Tenten niggas.We gonna go rouge cause while all our homies are snatching up our waifus, we will be studying the jet blade.
>>1190764it will be worth it in end when someone tries to counter us, only to realize that they can't because of how we fight and how we don't constantly relie on the same technique nearly every fight
>>1190755What would our friends reactions be to realizing that? Like Mari, Kichi, Salad, everyone. You can do it post thread if it's too much, I don't mind.
>>1190773i thin it's pretty clear that Takashi doesn't care about that sort of thing, even though the are people who would look at Takashi that way i don't think he can look at anyone that way
>>1190772>>1190772Well, I mentioned that the real superpower Takeshi has above everyone else is that you guys are piloting him.When you vote on an action, that determination is absolute. Also eating a burger real quick, gonna be a few minutes longer.
>>1190790Bells, to a degree. They are the jutsu we have probably gotten the most mileageout of.
>>1190790possibly pity or horror due to realizing that he knew what he was doing and still did it, mixed with admiration that someone could go so far to improve them self that they would give up a lot of their life.
>>1190790for a while we just used the bells pretty much
>>1190820>>1190820this was meant to be a response to 1190803
>>1190813We can actually start setting up bells as a cover for another technique if that's the case. Don't look down on Takeshi.
Alright done eating, post incoming
>>1190858how was the burger?
>>1190862It was okay, jr from wendy's the fries from wendy's are great though
>>1190867As a Wendy's Worker I can safely say they are only good when done right. if you get them after they have been sitting under the heat lamp for more than 5 minutes they are rubbish.
>>1190867I'm probably going to head to sleep soon, but could you answer this>>1190803 in the post thread?
>>1190803They pretty much already know it. It's the reason some people think you're strange, but, they also understand it. it's not like you're alone in your endeavor. Takkun and Ollie Chan are both good examples of other people who have a similar level of dedication, though you take it several steps further in your emotional solidity. You've rarely, if ever, doubted the path you've taken. Naruto in particular recognizes your hard work, and identifies with it. He knows how much harder you have it than he ever did, in many ways.
"Do you think it'll be a political threat? Or maybe something big, like the Akatsuki?" She shrugs. "Just a gut feeling, you could say.""I see."As you turn to leave, a thought occurs to you. "Do you think we could exchange phone numbers, Nyoko? It seems like it'd be a good idea to contact you every now and then." She frowns. "You just want me as a political ally, then? You're going to hurt my feelings if you keep acting like this, Takeshi.." You turn around, a little stunned. There aren't any girls around here who are this difficult to handle, except maybe Mari or Sarada. "T-that's not what I mean! As friends, yeah?"She chuckles. "Just kidding. Of course. Though, I'm not exactly on call even when I'm home. I'll have the appropriate channels delivered to you through the mail, once I return. All I need is your address." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8You tell her, and go on your way. As a Leaf shinobi, some of the things that she said were deeply disturbing. You hate to even think of your home being potentially invaded, or the situation in the Mist leading to greater unrest. Especially considering that you somewhat blame yourself for that whole mess. Once you get home, you make yourself a simple dinner of rice and vegetables and head off to sleep. It's not too much trouble resting, but you wake up a little earlier than you wanted to the next day.You're lying in your bed, about thirty minutes before your alarm goes off. Trying to go back to sleep now would mean you'd just get settled in when it's time to get up. You swing your legs over the bed, and stand up.First thing's first, you strap on your ankle weights to get ready for the day. They're as heavy as ever, and you've slowly been adding weight to them bit by bit. Heading into the bathroom, you look at yourself in the mirror. You rub your tired eyes, and splash some water on your face. You take a shower as usual, and the hot water relaxes your tired muscles and helps you to stretch. When you exit, your apartment is as dark and lonely as ever. Your brother's door is open, as usual. He's not in it this morning, most likely working his post. You strap your Jet-Sheath onto your side, the mechanical device hanging low. The metallic grey accents your navy blue jacket, with the white stripes. You note that your brown hair is getting to be a little bit long, and hanging in your eyes slightly. You brush it out of the way, but soon, you'll be needing a haircut. Stepping out, you get ready for your day. The whole Leaf Village is open to you, but as usual you'll be focusing entirely on your training. The light of the morning sun causes you to shield your eyes, and a chill blows through you as the wind goes past. What do you want to do today?>A. Train Fire with Kichiro>B. Go research Boil release>C. Investigate more Sealing Jutsu>D. Go ask Naruto if you can visit the Owls>E. Write-in
>>1190940>He knows how much harder you have it than he ever did, in many ways.I mean, Takeshi doesn't have it that bad, there are plenty of people who had it far worse than him who were stronger. There are at least ten, including Naruto.
>>1190946>D. Go ask Naruto if you can visit the Owls
>>1190946>A. Train Fire with Kichiro
>>1190946>>B. Go research Boil releaseSTEAM KARATE LETS GO
>>1190955The main thing is that you don't have anything that helps you accelerate in terms of progress. No clan jutsu, no astounding teachers, or special abilities. On the inverse, you don't really have much of a tragic backstory, or emotional baggage. Your strength and weakness is being totally normal.
>>1190946>>D. Go ask Naruto if you can visit the Owls
>>1190946>You note that your brown hair is getting to be a little bit long, and hanging in your eyes slightly. You brush it out of the way, but soon, you'll be needing a haircut.No need for a hair cut, just slick it back, Takeshi.>D. Go ask Naruto if you can visit the Owls
>>1190946>B. Go research Boil release>E. See Sarada afterwards, she might know what to do with longer hair like this (only if we've seen pictures of Sasuke)
>>1190946>B. Go research Boil release
>>1190946>B. Go research Boil release>C. Investigate more Sealing Jutsu
>>1190946>>1191015Sorry i only want B
>>1190946>>A. Train Fire with Kichiro
>>1190940Jesus chirst, you would think with how he works, like that he is always training and hardly hangs out with people you could be convinced that Takeshi is a misanthropist if you didn't know him personally.
>>1190867Wendys fries always taste like wet cardboard to me.
>B. Go research Boil release
>>1191041That's also part of the reason you're not well known.Do you know ANY people that aren't ninja?
>>1191050Literal shit taste, anon.
>>1191060>Do you know ANY people that aren't ninja?We've been to like, restaurants and stores, right? Do people whose names we know because they wear nametags count?
You know what we should learn when we have a chance to make up for our lack of a finishing move?Water Release: Water Severing Wave.Shit literally turns us into a pressure cutter.If making dragons out of water is only a B-Rank technique then this should be too. It doesn't even sound particularly complicated.
>>1191060You're saying there are people who don't get raised from childhood to kill and die for their nation?
Genjutsu is gay and so are the owls
>>1191076Water Dragon Jutsu is actually A ranked. So's that particular move unless I'm mistaken. Either way, it should be.There is a B ranked version, called Rising Water Cutter. It's like firing a vertical crescent of high pressure water along the ground. Your bro can teach you that one.
>>1191076It might be a higher rank, after all, Water Encampment Pillar is S-rank. Have other elemental rasengan been developed yet, Mini?
guys, do you think Takashi could serve as a role model for other people who want to be ninja but lack the thing such as bloodline techniques?
>>1191088Genjutsu is badass and you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>1191091Boruto will probably eventually come up with one.
>>1191093No, he's too much of a weirdo. Lee is a better role model desu. So isn't the Sarutobi Clan, their whole thing is basically hard work, the only advantage they have is being a clan. >>1191102Sounds like we need to beat him to the punch.
what if we combine the use of boil release chemicals with something like the sleep justu that the owls gave us to effectively create a type of fighting style that is designed to put opponents to sleep.
>>1191090>Leaning to use a Water ReppukenSign me the fuck up dude.
>>1190946>D. Go ask Naruto if you can visit the OwlsAncient Jutsu
>>1191090Well then we should Rising Water Cutter and see if we can't move up to Water Severing Wave. We need something that can end fights in an overwhelming manner.Also the wiki says that Water Dragon Bullet is only B rank.
>>1191115is Takashi a weirdo? i mean he is a hard worker but i wouldn't call him weird.
>>1191141eh I'll keep it at A rank for quest.The B rank version is Water Shark Bullet, smaller but faster. Functionally the same thing, just that dragons are more powerful than sharks.
>>1191152>is Takashi a weirdo?I don't know who this Takashi is, but Takeshi is definitely a bit of a weirdo.
>>1191152>Doesn't know anyone who isn't a ninja>Always training>Only focused on improving himself. And nothing else. >Had tattoos by 12
>>1191152He's not weird at all. He's just the type of guy who never gets a second glance. He's sort of the gray-man of shinobi. The only thing that really sets him apart is his unwavering dedication to the path he set himself on, and you'd only ever figure that out if you spend time with him.
>>1191161>just that dragons are more powerful than sharks.But are they stronger than Octopi? WHEEEEEEE!
>>1191167See >>1191164Constantly smiling, too.
>>1191172>Constantly smiling, too.So Laze and Mini /are/ the same person? I knew it.
>>1191172okay i will give you the smiling thing, not too sure how exactly the came about.
>>1191171A worse jutsu by a stronger person is stronger than a weaker jutsu used by a stronger person.
>>1190946>D. Go ask Naruto if you can visit the Owls>>1190755Good thing Takeshi genuinely likes his job.
Naruto should be back by now, so you decide to pay him a visit and ask for a little time off. This time, the secretary is happy to greet you. She figures that you're here for the same reason as several days ago, and motions for you to enter. "He's in there. I told him about your request, and he wanted to see you personally anyways."You step into the office, and Naruto is hastily writing something down. Nearby, several clones of him are positioned around the room doing the same thing. None of them look up, except for the one sitting at the desk. He grins, though you can see his face is tired. "Hey, Takeshi. I heard you were hoping to get some time off for a few days, right?"You nod. "That's right. I was wanting to go to the Owl Village, and train some new Jutsu. I think with the Jashinist threat getting worse, learning some more advanced jutsu would be a good idea."He nods as well, before sighing. "Makes sense. I hate not having you on call if a situation arises, so I'm gonna give you a reverse summoning seal. Just keep this on your body, and I'll be able to bring you back. The border of the Mist has been continually getting worse. I proposed just building a huge wall, but the whole council got really mad at me for some reason.." He rubs his face. "The Chunin Exams were really difficult to keep in order, with everything that's going on. Now it should all be easier, and I've got some higher ranked soldiers to deploy too. I'm expecting to send you on a mission with someone fairly soon. Is there any local Chunin you'd prefer?">A. Sarada>B. Shikadai>C. Mitsuki
>>1191211>B. Shikadaineed the boipussi
>>1191211>>A. Sarada>not wanting a wall to keep out "refugees"
who is Shikadai again?
>>1191234Shikamaru and Temari's son
>>1191211>The border of the Mist has been continually getting worse. I proposed just building a huge wall, but the whole council got really mad at me for some reason.."That's fantastic.
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>1191211insert Neutral.png here>1. Sarada>2. Shikadai>3. Mitsuki
>>1191211>B. ShikadaiKeikaku doori intensifies
>>1191211>B. ShikadaiOur boy needs some loveNot that type of love you gays.
>>1191211>I proposed just building a huge wall, but the whole council got really mad at me for some reason.Gutbuster Mini, really. >>1191211>B. ShikadaiBros before ho's.
>>1191214Goddammit upload keeps failing. I'd meme in response but I can't. Anyway, great response ya faggit. I love you
I am looking forward to the future where someone asks Takeshi out on a date in a subtle way and he rejects them not nowing it's a date and is to busy training, just for the reaction that person who thought anything else would have happened
>>1191262Anybody who actually wants a date with Takeshi would just arrange a training session with him. That's about as close as they're gonna get for a while.
>>1191261Same, probably a 4chan problem. >>1191262But I don't want to do that to ANONYMITY.
>>1191261>Goddammit upload keeps failing.Real happy to hear that it's not just me that's having that problem.
>>1191266We've literally already been on one.
>>1191241are we going to make Mist pay for it?
>>1191266you know you are probably right about that and i find it funny as all hell
>>1191273>>1191271Ah, good to see I'm not alone.
from what i can see these our are main objectives as training goes:1. learn boil release2. learn some genjustu techniques3. learn medical justsu 4. raise all our basic stats
>>1191275Dinner with Mari dosen't count.That was just us eatting out with a friend.
>>1191211>B. ShikadaiBoi pussies before other types of pussies
>>1191309You can admit it was a date anon, you don't have to put a ring on the first girl you take to dinner.
>>1191303We should also learn more elemental jutsu, to boost our offensive power. That means more jutsu we can use with boil release too.
>>1191303We should improve water and fire so that we can control the elements that form boil more effectively.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEWF2xh5E8s"I'd like to go on a mission with Shikadai, if I could."Naruto looks down at some papers, and mumbles to himself for a few seconds before responding. "Oh! Yeah, right, yeah that sounds great. I think for his first mission as a Chunin, Shikadai would like to go with you anyways. You two are a serious tactical duo in terms of support. After meeting with the Mist, I determined that there was some hotspot areas that they were going to need help with."He keeps looking down at the papers, his eyes shifting from one to the next. All around you, the clones keep working. "Just how bad is it over there, Lord Hokage?"He swallows, and sets his work down. The Hokage looks up and wonders. "Takeshi..All my life, the problems I faced seemed so clear cut compared to this. Most, anyways. I remember when I was little, on my first big mission when I visited the Mist. Then, the people were as poor as they are now. After all the fighting, after all the death and the.." A tear breaks down his face, but he wipes it off right away. Around him, the clones keep their composure and never stop. "I gotta wonder. Are the friends I made then, even still alive? These cultists, they seem like they've cut all ties, all their bonds, for the sake of something so petty and impersonal. The rebels who fight against the Mist, if they had been misled before, now they believe in their cause completely. I know the Mizukage. He doesn't want to kill his own damn people!! He knows better than anyone what a bloody history we've made to get to this point! If I didn't have all this work, if I wasn't needed here, I'd be there!" Naruto looks up at you, the paperwork in his hands crumpled from the fists he's made. "How?! How can people be losing faith so quickly?? I won't say that I didn't think the world was done with war, but..people are killing each other over nothing but greed. This Shozuku..I know he's a boy from our village. I knew his real parents when they were alive!! They loved this country, and the people in it! If we could just show him, show him there's a home for him, then maybe he'd give all this up. Heh-I don't mean to put all of this on you, suddenly, but you're more involved with it than almost any Chunin. More than anyone from your generation, you've fought these people time and time again. Why do you think he fights? Pits people against each other? Steals people from their families, their homes!?" >Write-in---That's all for tonight folks. Think about the answer a bit, next thread I'll ask everyone again and we can compile it. Remember to think of this from Takeshi's perspective, and not necessarily what you might know about Shozuku OOC. I'll be around to answer some questions for a bit.
>>1191303Genjutsu > boilBoil will take FOREVER to work ou, I'm thinking we might even have to do it over the timeskip, genjutsu can be learned right now and is evrey close to levelup. Genjutsu has been our waifu from the start, we shouldn't abandon her just so we can cuck Shozuku, though it will be amazing to behold.
>>1191326A date implies romantic intent.Maybe it was a date for Mari, but for our boy it was a break from the constant grind that is his everyday.I wouldn’t mind if Takashi goes on a real date but we too busy for that shit right now.
>>1191369Thanks for running, Mini. Naruto visited the Land of Waves on his first mission though, it's to the south of the Land of Fire. Man, Naruto is losing it worse than Hashirama must have when his world started falling apart. Sasuke was right.
>>1191387Land of Waves is the Mist.Mist really just refers to the village of the hidden mist, I tend to refer to it as the country though because I'm silly. It's similar to saying the Leaf is the Land of Fire.
>>1191387>>1191389OHHH I'm so wrong, I can't believe thiseverything I thought about Naruto is a lie
>>1191389The Mist is in the Land of Water. The Land of Waves is another location entirely. The Land of Whirlpools does border the Land of Water though.
Mini, would it be possible and feasible for us to develop our bros sensory jutsu, to work with mist from the hidden mist jutsu?
>>1191391Why would the Land of Water hire Leaf team anyway?
>>1191411because I thought they were shitty and poorThis changes my entire perspective on the Mist. Have we ever even seen the Mist then? Or the Land of Water?
>>1191407Nah, that'd be a bit strong. You're getting close to being able to learn his jutsu though.
>>1191421>Have we ever even seen the Mist then? Or the Land of Water?Yeah, a few times. It's big and misty. Sure, it's poor compared to the Leaf, but it's about at the level of the Sand, probably a little better even. We see it when Mei is going to the Summit, we see it in Zabuza and Haku's flashbacks, we see it in Kisame's flashbacks, Itachi goes there in the anime.
I wonder what Stone thought of Naruto's plan for a wall? I mean, it seems to work pretty well for them, right? I can totally see Naruto's logic here. Then again, Leaf may not have the natural barriers needed to make it feasible.Also, don't start religious wars or you'll make Ninja Jesus cry. Just another reason to punch Shozuku in the face.
>>1191369Thanks for the thread Mini, Naruto really must have faith in us if he's willing to break down like this in front of us.
>>1191427I'm so mad that the misty series of islands that they had to use a boat guide to get to WASN'T the village hidden in the mist
>>1191435Poor Mini... Your entire understanding of canon has been fucked, hasn't it? Any idea what you're going to do as far as naruto is concerned?
>>1191435The Land of Waves is only sometimes Misty, the Hidden Mist is always shown as super foggy. >>1191434Kaguya or Ninshu or something must have fucked with his memory though.
>>1191423Still, hidden mist with bros jutsu is still pretty cool. Especially against Sarada.
>>1191435Who are our biggest detractors in the village?
>>1191440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wscZU8xzmTk>the prominently featured land full of water, featuring antagonists from the hidden mist, that is sometimes misty, does not have the village hidden in the mist. >the rarely if ever featured always misty place does>>1191438This won't really affect anything. Naruto is still sad about all the death and infighting, even if his personal memory isn't as connected to it now. >>1191456Detractors? No one really actively dislikes you. Even Boruto begrudgingly has respect for you since you beat him, and thinks of you as an ally ultimately.
>>1191464It's his own fault, at least Hashirama was able to batman around the Five Nations, preventing War while he was still alive.
>>1191464We need to start making enemies.
>>1191369I think, I think He's broken Naruto. Sometimes a person is so.... warped that they become monstrous. Look at Orochimaru and his desire to be "great" and an immortal *at this point Takeshi suppresses a shudder* despite being a Sannin already. Or Danzo, who despite being contemporaries with the Many great ninja, was only and ever concerned with increasing his own power and shaping the leaf how he desired. He doomed a clan because of spite for their bloodline. There is some desire that twisted him to this, to make him think this is the only way. I mean, if he's anything like his sister, it wouldn't take much, even though I consider Ai is a friend, she's always been awkward and bad with people. I do not know what is driving him, but he's not like the other Jashinists. He's driven, they are lazy. He works to perfect his skills, they let theirs immortality be a crutch. I do not know why he fights, but I do know why he turns people against each other. For his cultists? Its a test, both of loyalty to him or their dreams and fears over their family. For everyone else? It's how he spreads, the more blood and strife their is, the more people will look for vengeance and easy ways to attain it. A world united would destroy him, a world divided gives him a thousand ways to work.
>>1191476The main issue isn't the Jashinists in the Mist, it's that by framing the government they were able to spur on rebel action by pre-existing anti government factions. >>1191483You've got someone who considers you a nemesis for now, even if you might not think very much of him.
>>1191483Well, there's Shozoku. And I'm sure we can offend plenty of people in the Mist under our guise as a gay couple with Shikadai.
>>1191464Wave is to water as rain is to earth. A shitty neutral country that gets pushed around by Konoha and Kiri and is filled with criminals and missing-nin escaping the better-policed major countries. They're still REALLY fucked though, they're a tiny nation next to a major one having a civil war, and have the biggest land-connection to Fire country. You can bet all sorts of smuggling/corruption/assasination/sabotage/etc... is going on as both sides of the war try to pull in outside supplies and Konoha tries to lock down the border. That bridge is an extremely important military and economic resource, you bet there's constant fighting over it. Plus, all the supplies being sent to the front will drain the locals dry.
>>1191476Isn't that what Sausebro supposed to be doing.>>1191483Like the OGs once said.If you dont got haters, you ain't ballin hard enough.>>1191487Oh no anon you weren't suppose to post that yet.Everything is failing apart.
>>1191497All very true. Really, not much has changed at allI'm just butthurt that I've been glossing over a distinction of several hundred miles for like a solid decade of my life.
>>1191487Danzo was justified in perpetrating the Uchiha massacre though. >>1191497Wave isn't between Mist and Leaf though. That's Whirlpool, which is literally Chernobyl at this point. >>1191488>The main issue isn't the Jashinists in the Mist, it's that by framing the government they were able to spur on rebel action by pre-existing anti government factions.Hashirama would have stopped it. Byakuren probably would have stopped it.
>>1191501why?>>1191509Takeshi's Viewpoint tho. Where it was a bad idea.
>>1191501>Isn't that what Sausebro supposed to be doing.No, he's investigating after the Otsutsuki.
>>1191509World is way bigger than it used to be. It's part of the reason Jashinists, rebels, and rogue ninja thrive now. Population increase plus advances in technology make it easier to hide, regardless of who you are. The Kage were originally more like super powerful feudal lords.Think of it this way. Hashirama is George Washington, Naruto is Obama.
>>1191509Damn, turns out I'm wrong too. Wave is just a totally irrelevant shithole south of the border.
>>1191521Come on, Naruto isn't that bad, and his wife was born a woman. Then again, Naruto does have problems icing niggers, Hashirama was a stone cold bastard when he had to be, blowing up mountains and shit.
>>1191521>Naruto is ObamaYeah i realized that when he started crying.>>1191538Ice princess is right.The leaf needs some hard as fuck niggas in the Hokage mansion to teach them the old ways again.Takeshi for Hokage
>>1191561Kakashi might be the right man for the job desu, he knows real war, unlike Naruto. And it's not like this hasn't happened to Naruto's family before. Who're the Village Elders now anyway? Still Homura and Koharu?
>>1191521You probably shouldn't have used a /pol/ example. It's bad enough with the eugenics posters.
>>1191561To be fair it was a single tear, and he wasn't on camera in front of the world. >>1191572I more mean it in the sense of old world naruto setting politics, and modern naruto setting politics. One was entirely might based, the modern one has numerous complications involved with even the simplest decisions. >>1191568Kakashi's sort of an advisory role to Naruto, even still. As for the village elders, it is still the same. They only have a couple years left in them, though.
>>1191587Could we just Edo Tensei one of the previous Hokage? This seems like a situation Hiruzen would be able to deal with, or even Minato.
>>1191592Gotta have comparable chakra to them. Edo Tensei also requires a human sacrifice.