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Character Sheet (Full!):https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU
Character Sheet (Renexizious Only!): https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xgNKMzLUZS9L05DUCxmsvuYs-bGPIRpQsFv5k7oaBBk

Last time on EDQ, we bumped Elizabeth's opinion of us to +120 Opinion and she vented with us a bit, and we got her opinion perk which is an addition action as Elizabeth in Civ Mode.

Elizabeth cuddles up to you, secure in your arm... And your other arm, fondling her breasts... She doesn't mind, and she kisses you.

"Thank you for talking to me Renexizious... I just feel like we don't get enough time to talk."

"Yeah, it's fine."

She turns over, her tail falling on your leg.

"...Hey, Renexizious?"

"What?"

"If you ever want me to help you, just ask... I can do a lot more besides cooking you know."

"Really?"

"Well, yes, of course... And do you want to go again later? Or now?" She says this sweetly, and you think she's asking to be polite and courteous to you.

"Another tumble?"

"Well... If you want one, dear... I owe you that much at least."

Huh. Elizabeth's in a great mood!

"Well... You want to help me?"

"Yes... And maybe we'll get some time together, working. Who knows?"

She sweetly kisses and caresses you...

Actions

>Sure. You can help me whenever you want, Elizabeth. (Gain a free action in Civ Mode, which is done by Elizabeth. Also, personal actions done with her are free in Civ Mode.)
>Elizabeth, I'd rather you not... You should stay at home. (Decline her perk!)
>...Make out lustfully with her! (Give her another tumble!)
>Write-In
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>>1164279
>Sure. You can help me whenever you want, Elizabeth. (Gain a free action in Civ Mode, which is done by Elizabeth. Also, personal actions done with her are free in Civ Mode.)

We should start talking to some Germanic or Celtic gods. If we were to find 1 (one) who sounds like Liz then that could mean she's like Ren in that she's a demigod.
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"Sure, you can help me whenever you want Elizabeth."

She hugs you.

"Thanks Ren..."

You hear a knock on the door.

"Mom? Daaaad!" It seems to be your daughter...

What should you call her anons?

>Freyja.
>Elsilf?
>Veljiaulk.
>Morrigan.
>Write-In
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>>1164317
>Elsilf?
imo it's Nordic enough that it fits her but at the same time is fairly neutral and unique for her.
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"Elsilf? What is it?"

"M-my brother ate my candy! He ate it with his two-heads!"

"Really?"

"Y-y-yeah..." She stiffles a cry.

"Hey! You said I could have some!"

"B-but your eating all of it!"

"I let you have a bit!"

"Y-you gave me a half-eaten piece of candy!"

Great. Elslif and her brother are arguing...

Actions

>Let Elizabeth deal with it!
>Side with your daughter, Elslif!
>Side with your son. Or sons.
>...Get them more candy. They can just have more.
>Candy isn't good for them... You should probably stop them.
>Name your sons!
>Write-In
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>>1164352
>Candy isn't good for them... You should probably stop them.
>Name your sons!
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You get up with your wife to stop Elslif and her brother...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see how well this goes.

+3 if Renexizious can find a way to stop them arguing with Elizabeth.
+2 if Elizabeth can very extremely maternal to her children. (+1 if she can be excited for having more.)
+2 if Renexizious can suggest better, more healthier foods to his kids.
+1 if Renexizious can be a bit lustful to Elizabeth, his children won't notice...
+1 if Reneizious can try to resist Elslif's adorable charm from affecting his decision.
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Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1164369
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Going to wait until anons do the bonuses or more anons roll.
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>>1164369
"Liz you take one and I will take the other, tickle them into submission..."

"Come my little ones, behave for me and your father!" - (And to think I will get to have these little ones for years!..it doesn't seem long enough...oh well, I can just have more!)

"Children, can I suggest trying other foods? There are so many kinds and so many different flavors; how about we have some Venison stakes and then we can see about getting you some replacement candy or something if you still feel hungry..?"

Hand on her back...slowly sliding down...

"Nope, not going to work. I have too many adorable children and such to even consider relenting on my decisions..."
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Rolled 19 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1164409
I always forget to roll...
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Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1164369

Get them to eat butter, pork and fish.

Hey QM thought up something we could find later
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19+16=35

Great Success!

"Elizabeth, you take one and I'll take the other, we'll tickle them into submission."

"Ah."

"I'll go after Elslif."

"Right..."

You open the door slowly, and rush Elslif, and begin to tickle her. Elizabeth goes after her brother.

"Come on my little ones! Bheave for me and your father!"

"Dad! Stop! It tickles!" Elslif laughs, unable to get her adorable eyes to lock on.

"Nope. And no cute eyes! I have way too many adorable children to even consider relenting."

You tickle the children into submission, and tire them out... You send a servant to get them some food, like venison steaks with butter and fish.

You also decide to think up a name for your new son...

Actions (Choose two. First is for his primary head, second is for his second head.)

>How about... Ragnar? That sounds Swedish, and awesome.
>Kevenalos. That sounds draconic.
>Harald. Good name that one is.
>How about... Johann? That's a name...
>Odahaarivik. It's a complicated draconic name..
>Marcus. A good simple latin name.
>...How about Augustus?
>Julius. Julius is a great name.
>Write-In
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>>1164432
>Marcus. A good simple latin name.


...now we just need a Dominic...
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>>1164432

>Write-In

Lofwyr, Nero
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>>1164436
Please choose two names.
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>>1164432
I propose Aurelian.
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So we have Marcus, Lofwyr, Nero, and Aurelian. Does any anon want to change votes?
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>>1164457
I'll vote for Adrian and Lofwyr. Nero just has negative connotations to me at least since he did stuff like kick pregnant women to death and castrate young boys. Adrian on the other hand is pretty good.
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>>1164466

One of said pregnant women was his wife, also fiddled while Rome burned
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>>1164473
I believe he also had his mother murdered during dinner. Also the young boy he castrated, he married. Really fucked shit.
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Waiting ten more minutes before rolling anons.
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>>1164473
>>1164488
Okay so we are agreed, we can't call a child Nero because the real one is a fucking mess...


I personally want to reserve the name Adrian, for reasons involving french children's 3D animated cartoon and a potential past time for Ren...we will however need a catboi...or a teen willing to wear a tight spandex suit with cat ears...
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>>1164493
That should have been pastime.
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>>1164493
What the fuck are you talking about?
You need some help.
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>>1164493
Nero please leave along with your degeneracy.
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>1164488

Tried killing his mom at a dinner, then tried crushing her to death with something falling on her, but she died by getting a case of knives to everywhere

>>1164504

I think he's referring to a french animu called Wakfu
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>>1164513
It's not really anime if it's made in Frogland, and we have two minutes left anons.
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>>1164432
>Odahaarivik. It's a complicated draconic name..
>Marcus. A good simple latin name.

A duality thing.
opposing pairs and shit.

So OP I've been wondering.
Can we copy daemons using our shapeshifting?
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>>1164526
I'd say you can if you improve your shapeshiftinhg even more, and can actually befriend a daemon, for reasons not yet explained.
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>>1164528
Can we use upgrade mutations to improve our shapeshifting?

Really I feel anons ignore upgrade mutations too much.
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>>1164532
Yes, you can indeed.
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>>1164536
Also I noticed you gave a reason to pay attention to the characters.

What happens if we do the impossible and get adellman to 120 opinion?
>>1164513
Odahaarivik is a nice name.
It makes people suffer trying to pronounce it
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>>1164513
No, no that is a different thing but is also quite good. If you like fantasy stories, decent subversion of tropes, are willing to put up with some weird names and shit.


What I am talking about is "Miraculous; tales of Ladybug & Cat noir". Essentially, a french children's super hero show. The male cat-themed hero wears a skin tight suit that is somewhere between bat man and fetish gear. Especially with the cat ears...he is cute as hell though...

I know I am degenerate but dammit he is too cute! The little blond, pun spouting shit that he is...oh and the girl is pretty cute too I guess...
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>>1164524

Anime-esque

And I'll go Lofwyr and Odahaarivik
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>>1164548
Bro... I've watched Monster Musume but goddamn this is weird and perverted sounding.
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>>1164554
I'll support this.

So I was thinking that we should send our Death squad to deal with the dominion base and take any documents and information they can find.
Maybe send in a support staff with cameras and such to go over it.

I also think it's about time to go back into civ mode.
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>>1164548
Pic Related is where your going on the day of the shoah.
And where whoever made that show is going.

>>1164561
Also, why the fuck did I go and watch that shit, once anons brought that up I was curious and now I can't even think of any anime with any degree of innocence.
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>>1164570
>Anime
>Innocent
Pick one
And desu I've watched worse.
Bad enough that I refuse to mention them.
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>>1164570

Because waifus

>>1164548

/d/ please leave
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>>1164570
To be honest I've only really watched 2 anime besides Naruto with one of them being Monster Musume. The other was Girls in Panzer. I mainly only watched them because of curiosity and kept on watching them because of guilty pleasure.

Overall I would say 2 nukes weren't enough.
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>>1164580
The waifus are pretty good.
Reminder that there is a centaur lady we met a thread or two back.
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>>1164582

Wizard Ninjas and waifus. I can dig it

Hey QM remember my mention of some of Werewolf: The Apocalypse's /d/generacy? It could always be that, be thankful it isn't
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>>1164582
>Watching naruto
>Disgust.png
>>1164570
Though I'd recommend berserk for you OP.
I swear there is no waifu harem shit
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>>1164584
*disgust intensifies*

>>1164582
I'd say we need 50 nukes. Just to be sure.

>>1164588
Stop. Now. Please.

>>1164589
Everything I do turns to waifu harem shit.
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>>1164554
I shall support this, cause I need Adrian for reasons previously stated.


>>1164561
Trust me, the show is fairly normal. It is just the french having uniform designs that are too sexual without trying that or it is intentional. Considering that one of the main plot points of the whole show is a love square (between two people living double lives), it is honestly probably a little more intentional than I think...

Still better, than in Wakfu, where the one piece of outright fan-service is literally cock-blocked out of the viewers sight by a (smiling) duck.


Also Monster Musume is tame as fuck and has quite possibly the worst backstory I have heard in a long time.


>>1164570
I will die happy and go to hell, right next to every gay boi to have ever lived...wonder if the devil is up for a bargain...

>>1164580
No, I am not even at /d/ levels of lewd yet nor do I plan to reach it.
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>>1164594
To be frank, it is good waifu bullshit.
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>>1164594
Berserk has no waifu shit.
It's just...dark.
I'd rank it a bit below warhammer 40k grimdark.
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>>1164582
You have such mixed taste I don't even know how to feel about you.


Capatcha was a women in jeans, I wonder what it is trying to tell us?
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>>1164598
If you take out the borderline rape that everyone tries to do to the protagonist, the slimegirl shit, and the plot that makes me yell "purge the xenos now" I'd actually have little to no problem with it. It has some good ideas here and there.[/spoiler[
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>>1164600

No waifus. Only rape

Any character you find likeable will have been or was nearly raped at some point in their life.

And god is a giant heart made because mankind needs something to blame.

>>1164594

Don't worry, there are redeeming qualities to it. Like the Get or Fenris, the Wyrm, Black Spiral Dancers, and Weaver
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>>1164608
Wait which one? Cause I mentioned like three things in that post...
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>>1164608
>Puts in a centaur woman
>Gives the option to court her
>Surprised we went for it.

This is the future you chose.
>>1164612
And sometimes it's the person you thought was your best friend doing the raping
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>>1164600
Really? I'll check it out.
Now if only 40k had some mad jap try and make an anime out of that.

>>1164615
What? I mentioned what I didn't like with Monster Musume. I'm only a few chapters in.

Also, wow we're really off fucking track.
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Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d4)

Rolling for name.

1=Odahaarivik
2=Marcus
3=Adrian
4=Lofwyr
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>>1164622
Becareful OP.
It starts out somewhat dark before the magic shit happens.
Then Slan and co come in and it just gets extreme.
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>>1164622
They made a Starship Troopers anime and a Halo anime, chances are there is at least a pilot script for a 40K anime.

Also Monster Museme is not that bad. The fetishism levels out and it just becomes the waifu Olympics with some late contenders.


Lastly, it is my problem we got so side tracked, me and my QT 3.14 cat bois but honestly I want to post a clip from the show or something to show the suit he wears...Eh fuck it I have time to find it...
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>>1164636
Go away /cm/
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>>1164636
>Starship troopers anime
What's it called?
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"Come on Adrian and Odah..."

"Dad! I'm just hungry!" Adrian and Odah say...

"Yeah dad! And that t-tickles!" Elslif say.

Hm. It seems like they want breakfast...
Hm. Your shrewd mind has an idea to keep them from fighting too...

Actions

>Go and make some breakfast with Elizabeth helping. Your kids will forgive you for making them food... Though they might get into an argument while your gone. Elizabeth gives you a +2 to this roll.
>Go make breakfast normally. There's a low chance the kids get into an argument though and fight.
>(Shrewd Mind): Have a servant bring you raw ingredients, and you cook them quickly in the laboratory!
>(Shrewd Mind): There's one thing parents and kids love. Pizza. Fast and easy, not to mention delicious... Order some from your pizza place.
>Send Elizabeth to make breakfast for you and the kids.
>...You have things to do. Leave them and head down to the basement. (-5 Opinion from Elizabeth and the kids for leaving them while your needed as a parent!)
>Write-In

>>1164636
What's the Halo and Starship Troopers anime called?
And if you do post your gay fetish faggotry you'll get a -1 on this roll.
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>>1164663
>(Shrewd Mind): There's one thing parents and kids love. Pizza. Fast and easy, not to mention delicious... Order some from your pizza place.

Efficient.

So we now have a +35 to our income from the kobolds right?
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>>1164663
>Go and make some breakfast with Elizabeth helping. Your kids will forgive you for making them food... Though they might get into an argument while your gone. Elizabeth gives you a +2 to this roll.
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>>1164642
No, I have put too many write-ins into this quest. Seriously I have written English papers shorter than everything I have done for this quest...


>>1164647
>>1164663
Hell if I know, I am just aware they made a TV show in japan using the universe. Nothing more.


Also OP, threatening me with de-buffs is a cruel method and will not work.


I will now merely state that if one were to want to see an example of what I was discussing, they would merely need to go to YouTube and type in "Miraculous Cat noir" and look for the person with the name "sweetamyrose14"'. Then enjoy either all the puns and jokes or the flirting by / between the male and / or female leads.
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>>1164663
>(Shrewd Mind): There's one thing parents and kids love. Pizza. Fast and easy, not to mention delicious... Order some from your pizza place.


Seriously though I will stop now because this is taking too long...
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So I say next mutation we get we should upgrade shapeshifting so we can copy anything.
And then become the perfect mimic.

Plus if we have daemon forms we can probably enter the warp to find that double headed guy an anon mentioned.
Which could help deal with our chaos taint.
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>>1164699
That would be Kairos Fateweaver. Although I doubt that simply looking like a daemon would shield us from the energies f the warp. If I remember, daemons are physical manifestations of cosmic energy drawn from people emotions which Ren could not mimic. We would need soemthing like purity seals from powerful gods to defend us from the corrupting influence of the warp.
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You decide to order pizza. You pick up the phone...

Roll me a 1d20+8 for how well this goes.

+3 if Renexizious can specify his order. (+1 if he can be a bit romantic in a pizza to Elizabeth. If you also want to increase relations among the wives or other people you know, specify what they should get.)
+2 if Elizabeth can calm the children down and tell the kids why pizza is superior compared to candy. (+1 if she can be maternal during this. +1 if she can be excited over having more kids compared to yesterday, but still not content.)

Autosuccess if this all happens, and a small boost to opinion among your kids.
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Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1164711
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Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1164711
Hey OP would magic from chaos and evil help defend us from the warp?

Get frankizka regular cheese.
We'll modify it with blood when it gets here.

Chrysoula can get the pizza with salad on it. I forget what I said was on it at the time.

The kids can get the one that was stacked with pepperoni and beef on it.


Liz can get a pepperoni one with the meat arranged in a heart shape
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Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1164711

Bacon, pepperoni, beef, stuff the crust with cheese, put some buffalo sauce on it, sprinkle it with pepper, and have the crust be pretzel bread.

>>1164727

And what this anon says

QM, no worries. I've had to deal with a horrible brony once upon a time, I'm pretty sure his autism makes Claw seem like Aristotle in comparison

He was fucking bribed by a teacher with those girly toys. I shit you not
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>>1164748
... what kind of school did you go to?
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>>1164748
An older relative of mine still watches MLP
I always wondered how people watch that shit.
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>>1164752

I am still going to it unfortunately.

The hell school. In Missouri

One of the fat kids is practically a split fucking image of the fort Lauderdale shooter
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>>1164727
I'd assume pleasing Chaos Deities would eventually give you some resistance to the warp.

>>1164748
That is one aryan pizza right there. Best taste.

>>1164755
Who knows what the fuck autistic people can and can't do.

16+11=27

Great Success!

You decide to get a bacon pepperoni beef pizza, with stuffed crust, buffalo sauce, sprinkled with pepper, with pretzel bread.
The guy on the other line seems certainly a bit confused.

You also order a pizza with just cheese, and a vegetarian pizza, with cheese, and you get a pepperoni pizza heart-shaped for Elizabeth.

Oh, and two smaller versions of your pizza for the kids.

You go back to the kids, who are still feuding.

"Alright, so breakfast's on the way..." You give a kiss to Elizabeth.

"What's a pizza?"

"It's an italian food, Odah."

"...What's an Italian? Is it spicy?"

"...Actually, I never ate one I think. I'd assume so. Never ate a Spainard ei-"

"Ren!"

"Oh, right, right. Now, I'm going to get the wives."

Elizabeth sighs, and hugs her two kids.

"We have other moms?" Elslif says...
Hm... She's a bit fast, that one.

Actions

>...Well, they aren't moms. They're like... Backup parents.
>Why don't I take the two (or three) of you to see my wives? They'll be delighted to meet you.
>They're not your other moms, Elslif. Don't say that again.
>...They're uh... Just people I really, really love...
>Write-In to try and explain the relationship.
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>>1164772
>...Well, they aren't moms. They're like... really good family friends.

>Giving ourselves to the Chaos gods to learn how to rid ourselves of chaos corruption
Nope
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>>1164772
>Pleasing the chaos deities
Pic related
>...Well, they aren't moms. They're like... really good family friends.

We really need to talk to janus.
Khorne is gonna be pissed soon
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>>1164755
>>1164748
I had a post in response to this but it is apparently spam. I will now attempt to cut down the post to it's key points;

1) People watch the show for many reasons.

2) The show is quite shit now but the fans are more or less still making good shit.

3) I enjoy the fan work and everything up until about season 4. I support /mlp/ in the 4C cup and go to the yearly stream over on cytube.

4) Sorry about the retard fans, there are always a few and most of them are anomalies. Sadly in the case of MLP it often seems there are more of them than for other things...seriously most of us pretend to have no interest in the show unless asked. Others have plans in place to destroy all possible evidence at a moments notice, they are weird but in the opposite direction.
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"They're not moms... They're just like really good family friends."

"Oh. That's a little weird..."

You give Elslif a kiss and go off...

After going out through the gardens, you run into a familiar looking woman, who just looks quite naturally attractive, so to speak. Nice large assets, a fatally attractive smile, and nice hands, with a nice, pleasant look to them.

"Ren!" She gives you a large hug, a loving hug, so to speak.

"Erh..."

"I was waiting to talk with you for a while, you know. I have some great news!"

"Erh..."

She very nearly goes to tears while hugging you. You are highly confused.

Actions

>Excuse me, who are you?
>...Try to guess her name? You think you remember her.
>...I uh... No problem. Hug and pat her on the back?
>So... What have you been up to?
>Write-In
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>>1164815
>Yes vasura?
I'm not dense
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>>1164815
>...I uh... No problem. Hug and pat her on the back?
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>>1164815
>So... What have you been up to?

Ahhhhhhhh! What the fuck is going on?!?
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>>1164822
Are you pretending?
It's obviously vasura.
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>>1164815
Ya know now that I think about it.
>Angelic feeling from liz.
Did venus do anything while we were away from here?
I thought she said she was going to stay out of this
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>>1164828
I am just pretending although I am just a little bit unsure of who this is because it's out of normal.
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"Hey Vasura, it's nice to see you again."

You give her a hug and a pat on the back.

"So... You won't exactly believe this, but Venus actually let me worship her! I'm not a Slaaneshian anymore!"

She gives you a hug, and you can tell she's quite ecstatic...

Actions

>I'm so happy for you, Vasura. It's nice to see you aren't a filthy degenera- I mean, Slaaneshian anymore.
>...So what does that mean?
>...What did you have to do to get Venus to let you worship her?
>I thought Venus said she'd stay out of this?
>...Erh, not to be rude... But does that mean your an angel now? Or still a daemonette?
>Write-In
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>>1164836
>...What did you have to do to get Venus to let you worship her?
>I thought Venus said she'd stay out of this?
>...Erh, not to be rude... But does that mean your an angel now? Or still a daemonette?
>I'm happy for you vasura.

So she did get involved.
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>>1164836
>I thought Venus said she'd stay out of this?
>...Erh, not to be rude... But does that mean your an angel now? Or still a daemonette?

Technically I think she would be a nymoh
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>>1164836
This reminds me.
What is vasura's current opinion of us.
I have to make a note to spend more time with her. Along with frankizka and chrysoula.
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"I thought Venus said she'd stay out of this?"

"Well... At first... Then she let me convert, so long as I get you to convert others."

"Really?"

"Well, her worship's been down a lot since the fall of Rome... Only really some Italians worship her, and a few french people..."

"I see."

"Can you do that? For me? Please? It feels great to not be under the influence of Slaaneshi, having terrible memories whenever I close my eyes... Please!" She seems quite desperate, no doubt she doesn't want to go back.

"Well..."

She hugs you tightly.

"Please... Please say yes. I can't go back..."

You are unsure of what to say... You could oblige yourself to yet another roman god...

"Well... I"m happy for you Vasura. But not to be rude... Does that make you an angel or a daemonette?"{/red]

"Well... I'm technically a little bit of both, I guess. It's a little strange." She calms down a little bit, wiping some slight silver tears from her eyes.

Actions

>Listen, I promise to you and Venus that I'll get her some new worshipers. I know how much you don't want to go back to Slaanesh...
>How bad was it, being a Daemonnete? I mean, still having Slaanesh influence you?
>I'm surprised you haven't asked me to have sex yet...
>Write-In
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>>1164875
>Listen, I promise to you and Venus that I'll get her some new worshipers. I know how much you don't want to go back to Slaanesh...
We had to shill for the roman panth anyways.

So anons back into civ mode?
Or do we have anything else to do?
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>>1164875
>Listen, I promise to you and Venus that I'll get her some new worshipers. I know how much you don't want to go back to Slaanesh...

>>1164879
I think we can go into Civ mode and do some stuff now like converting people en mass
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>>1164884
So for civ actions
>Start using our land to set up more businesses and industries
>Convert people
>Renovate our palace

Personal actions during civ mode
>Study magic
>Spend time with people

This sound good?

And in a few months our rocket is ready
And next month that overstuffed kobold is coming here with his honor guard so the slaves should prepare the festivities
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"Listen, I promise to you and Venus that I'll get her some new worshipers. I know how much you don't want to go back to Slaanesh."

"Thank you! She said I had five months before I would... I would go back."

She hugs you tightly.

You have 10 civ turns before Vasura is forced back into her daemonette form and you lose plenty of opinion with her.

"Well... Is therre anything else?"

"...I just want a hug, ok? This means a lot."
She hugs you tightly, and your unsure she's letting go.

"I erh, need to get a few pizza's for my kids."

"...C-can you just... You know. Lift me up with y-your big strong arms? And the pizza's? I bet a big strong man like you can do that."

She rubs your abs, and you feel quite flattered.

"Really? Well, thanks... And why are you hitting on me?"

"Well, I can't just straight up ask for sex now. A Slaaneshian would do that... Which I have to admit, I'm disappointed in... If you want though, we can do that. I wouldn't mind a bit."

"Really?"

"Well, I just need to do some fancy romantic thing, like give you a rose or take you out... Or is that you?"

"Oh."

She sighs.

"...Please? I haven't exactly been touched by you in a while you know. Could you at least fondle me a bit? You know, grope me?"

You are bit... Startled by her hedonism.

"Erh..."

"Oh, right. Well, I can't say that, now can I? Hm... Damn it, this is hard already. Not in that way though. But I would appreciate it if you were!"

"...Well..."

She gives you a hug.

"Well, even if you won't fondle me I'm still happy that this happened. Can we hang out soon though? Please?"

...I SWEAR I JUST HEARD THE WORD "SLAANESH". IS THAT FAGGOT AROUND?"

Erh, no. Sorry.

GOT IT. JUST YELL IF A SLAANESHIAN WHORE OR FAGGOT NEEDS TO HAVE THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF THEM. GOTTA GET BACK TO SLAYING IN THAT TABLETOP GAME.

This relationship could be a bit difficult with Khorne...

"Ren? Is everything alright?"

Actions

>You know... I think we should erh... You know. Break up. Seperate. I don't know if this is a good idea.
>...I'm still surprised your more hedonistic then me...
>...Pick her up and go wait for the pizza's. Who are you to deny someone hitting on you?
>Help her with the whole "trying to be subtle" thing.
>Fondle her. She wants it, so why not?
>Wee can hang out later, Vasura. Ok?
>Write-In
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>>1164909
>...Pick her up and go wait for the pizza's. Who are you to deny someone hitting on you?
Ask her how many people we need to convert to meet the deadline
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>>1164909
>...Pick her up and go wait for the pizza's. Who are you to deny someone hitting on you?
Fuck Khorne.
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>>1164909

>...Pick her up and go wait for the pizza's. Who are you to deny someone hitting on you?
>Fondle her. She wants it, so why not?

I have an idea for something anons, it's an extremely long shot but if we can do it. It'll be worth it
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You pick up Vasura, and carry her over your shoulder.

"Thanks... Your muscles are really nice, and defined, just saying."

"Thanks."

"Yeah... Oh yeah..."

She hugs onto your shoulder tightly as you go to get your kids some pizza... Vasura seems to enjoy being carried.

"So... I'm curious. How many people do I need to convert?"

"Oh, that? She said about five thousand."

"I see."

"Is that too much? I mean... I hope it isn't..."

She caresses your arm slowly.

Actions

>I can do that, no problem.
>...Don't have high hopes, alright?
>...Spank her behind? She likes that.
>Eh... I don't know...
>I'd do anything for you, Vasura.
>Write-In

If you want to talk about anything with Vasura, go ahead.
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>>1164953
Go on
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>>1164953
Explain further
>>1164962
>I'd do anything for you, Vasura.
>...Spank her behind? She likes that.

Five thousand is doable.
But we'd do well to focus on rome.
We already re-constructed some temples there and the population is large enough that we can do it.
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>>1164962
>I can do that, no problem.

>5,000
Heck. We could probably convert a lot of French actresses and that would be enough.

>>1164969
We should focus on Rome.
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>>1164962
Oh yeah I forgot to ask.
Ask her how her art is coming along.
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>>1164962

>I'd do anything for you, Vasura.
>...Spank her behind? She likes that.

>>1164965
>>1164969

We can try and get the chaos gods to pass Lorgar and the Word Bearers off to us. Like I said, a long shot
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>>1164986
>Getting Lorgar and the Word Bearers on our side
Iron Warriors are better in my honest opinion.
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>>1164997

Think on it: our own fanatical space marine legion and primarch, spreading our religion to wherever they go and conquer, converting the people.

We could try and do the same with the Iron Warriors too
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"I'd do anything for you, Vasura."

You spank her with your large half-dragon hand and she yells a bit in pain... And a bit in satisfaction, which she tries to hide.

"Ow... Oh no... I hope this barbarian doesn't have his way with me... This... Muscular behemoth, with an amazing set of abs and muscles... Or worse yet, fondle me and THEN do it!"

She holds onto you tightly. You think she enjoyed you being a bit proactive in this...

+5 Opinion with her!

"How's your art coming along anyways?"

"Oh, I'm looking into impressionism and classicism... It's quite interesting honestly... How's everything going for you?"

"Great, actually."

"Oh, yeah, that's nice."

Actions

You go to the front door, and wait a few minutes... After a bit, you hear a knock.

"Uh... Is this the right place?"

You open the door, and a very intimidated teenager with acne and sores looks up at you, terrified of your large size... Oh, right. You sometimes forget that your quite bit larger than most half-dragons.

"H-h-h-hi. I-I-I have a delivery for Mr. Thorsonn..."
He gulps nervously, and looks up at your shoulder to see a woman slung up on it. He's very close to cowering, and it's clear he didn't sign up for this shit.

Actions

>...Scare him a little. A good scare should be fun. (Slightly improved relations with Vasura!)
>...Just get it like normal.
>Be nice about it. Subvert the tropes, damn it. (Slightly improved relations with Vasura.)
>...Scare him. But be nice about it, somehow. (Improved relations with Vasura.)
>Try to explain why you have a woman on your shoulder.
>...Do something lewd and lustful to Vasura.
>Write-In
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>>1165026
>...Scare him. But be nice about it, somehow. (Improved relations with Vasura.)
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>>1165014
But they're incredibly tainted by chaos, possessing the highest percentage of daemonic forces out of any traitor legion. While Iron Warriors are not fanatically loyal like the Word Bearers and couldn't be lied to, they're at least the most logical out of the traitor legions, doing stuff like amputating chaos mutations.

>>1165026
>...Just get it like normal
>>
Going to point out that's very unlikely to impossible. You'd have to side with Chaos in order to have a chance of recruiting them... And two chaos gods already hate you, Slaanesh and Tzeentch, with Khorne being bros with you (though anons have been drifting away from that personally), and with Nurgle dislikeing you.
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>>1165075
>Drifting away from khorne
For good reason
>>1165046
>Not wanting to get improved relations
It's like you don't want the character specific bonuses you get from them.
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>>1165075

Well fuck. If you'll excuse me I'll be thinking up super soldier programs, for as much as I love 1984

Super soldiers are grand. Maybe something for each species, even come up with a program name
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>>1165099
We already have one super soldier serum.
Also vote
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>>1165107

Yeah, but there can always be more to work with.

>...Scare him. But be nice about it, somehow. (Improved relations with Vasura.)
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>>1165119
True.
We still need to actually use it.
And it can be improved upon.

We also need to improve the half dragon mutagen
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>>1165075
Why do the other chaos gods hate us aside from allying with Khorne?

>>1165099
>>1165099
To be honest I doubt super soldiers are that needed when we have Half-Dragons and Dragotaurs. Half-Dragons, with their greatly enhanced physiology, can form the brunt with Dragotaurs being heavy tanks.

It's kind of like the covenant in Halo. The Sangheli form the core with other stuff like Hunter being special units. Only weaker species like Humans need super soldiers.
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>>1165126
Half dragons eat a ton more.
Dragotaurs can't into hot whether.
Also the super soldier humans have better reaction times and a healing factor.
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>>1165126
Oh yeah this is also ignoring the fact that Coil guns and rail guns are going to make half dragons Weak shit.
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>>1165126
Well, Slaanshi hates you for eliminating his cults, taking a daemonette he was going to use to kill you, and literally converting her to another god, not to mention declining a invite to join him/her as a champion, and killing the Everchosen, ruining their plans.
Nurgle dislikes you for finding a cure to Nurgle's Rot, and that's really it.
Tzeentch hates/loves you for constantly getting in the way of his plans, and taking one of his daemons and basically making it one of HIS daemons. He does love you though for being an amazing scientist and using plenty of mutagens, not to mention being a bit of a aspiring mage, and being pragmatic.


You decide to scare him. But be nice about it.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if Vasura's opinion goes up.

+4 if you can be nice and yet terrifying and intimidating at the same time. (+2 if you can try your best to be a barbarian. Both to Vasura and the deliveryman.)
+2 if you can be lustful towards Vasura. (+1 if it's extremely lewd and lustful.)
+2 if you can introduce yourself grandiosely.
+1 if you can thank him, and if you want to, give him a tip.

Autosuccess if everything happens, along with a large increase to opinion for impressing her!
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>>1165141
For Tzeentch's part, I meant he hates you for taking one of his daemons and basically taking it for personal use.
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Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1165133
But people who use super soldiers and put time and effort into them are squishy races like humans when they meet something they can't beat normally.
>Space Marines in 40k were made against Orks
>Spartans in Halo were made against terrorists and then became humanity's only reliable card against the covenant

While Half-Dragons need food as with any army, they're inbetween Humans and super soldiers and are probably cheaper then the latter Witt 5 or so million living in Stockholm for example.

>>1165141
When did we cure Nurgles rot? I thought he just disliked us for curing all those people in Spain.
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>>1165126
>>1165133
>>1165136

What this anon says, but can you imagine half dragon or dragotaur super soldiers? It'd be a nightmare to fight against, we combine the dragonblooded of Exalted with space marines and then....beauty.

>>1165141

"I HAVE COME TO THEE MORTAL. THANK YOU FOR DELIVERING MY MAIL WITHOUT DRAWING MY WRATH."

We could go to the Elder Scrolls universe. Find that gigantic fuck off dorf mech
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>>1165141
Throw money in his face (with a generous tip of course)

>Hello it is I the great ruler, the unbeatable beast, the great intellect that this food is for. Now depart before I rend you to pieces. And keep the change. Mortal.

Make out heavily with her, grope her, and strip her a bit and embrace her tightly.
And slam the door in his face.


Good enough?
>>1165154
Orks are more ridiculous than our half dragons.
And the convenant was a hyper advanced alien race with energy weapons.

And we had khorne give as an axe that cures nurgles rot
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Rolled 2 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1165170

Also grab Vasura's ass
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>>1165174
Both the Orks and Species in the covenant such as Sangheli and Brutes are like 8 foot tall though which while impressive compared to normal humans, isn't that impressive compared to Half-Dragons. Half-Dragons can stand from 8'2 to 15'4 here and they probably have the strength to match. Give them proper weaponry and they should be equal if not better as stuff like the covenant.
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>>1165193
Orks have weird psychic shit and large numbers.
Our half dragons eat a fuckton.
Plus physically their armor isn't that amazing.
Coilguns would actually pierce them easily.

And don't the covenant have hunters?
Who are 12 ft tall?
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>>1165222
So we would just have supply lines what they need to be for a force of Half-Dragons. Besides, if there are countless orks that there's countless bodies of flesh that could be use for more... passive purposes.

Hunters don't even sound that intimidating when Half-Dragons can be that tall and when Dragotaurs are even taller.
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"I HAVE COME TO THEE, MORTAL! THANK YOU FOR DELIVERING MY PIZZA, WITHOUT DRAWING MY GREAT WRATH AND RENDING YOU TO PIECES!"

You throw nearly five-hundred marks in his face.

"AND KEEP THE CHANGE MORTAL!"

You grab your pizza's, and slam the door shut... Vasura seemed to have enjoyed that, and the two of you making out lustfully, with you groping her and you strip her tightly by cutting that tight bra with one of your claws... You embrace her...
And of course, grab her sweet ass.

You make out lustfully for a few minutes, until you stop and get up.

"I should probably get going. See you soon?"

"Oh, yeah. Thanks for the make out session by the way."

"No problem."

You grab the pizza's, and go to feed your kids...

Chrysoula doesn't realize that cheese is in fact, a dairy project, and seems to love cheese. You neglect to tell her that cheese is in fact dairy.
Meanwhile, Elizabeth makes out with you over the cute pizza you gave her, and the two of you romantically share pizza slices...
Frankizka comes, sneaks in, and finds pizza to be strange. You coat it in some blood and buffalo sauce, and tell her to come back once she's done. She sneaks off to the basement, and you hear her yell... She's clearly not used to spicy food.
Meanwhile, you utterly love your pizza, after coating it in some more butter, especially the crust... It gets only better as you melt the butter with some good old fashioned fire breath, and the kids enjoy the pizza too.

A week passes, of very little happening, as your cabinet prepares for you to assume direct control again.

And of course, you have a courtcase you need to attend.

Your health attendants come back to you however, and say that the Colosseum's restraunt has rat infestation, to the point the food is contaminated.
Shit.

Of course, thanks to your diligence in sending investigators, you have also found out that the meat is cooked a bit too raw for most humans. Something to consider at the least. Not to mention that your able to form a few arguments around the whole "rat problem".

Elizabeth is also getting dressed for the court case, and is going in her half-dragon form... Of course, she told you this ahead of time and you change the suit to fit her half-dragon form... Oh, and you have that fat American politician to uh... Dispose of. Yes.

Of course, you have two actions you can do before you go.

>Prepare an opening statement as Elizabeth! (Opening Statement will get a bonus!)
>...Try to get some makeup to look great as Elizabeth! (+1 to Charisma during this entire thing!)
>Try to find a way to silence the health investigators? (Illegal!)
>Maybe look into reviewing the facts... (Cross-Examination will have a bonus to it!)
>...Look into the witness and prosecution's backgrounds.
>Bring another wife along! (Free! Chrysoula can "act" intimidating, with Frankizka being able to be sneaky!)

Continued.
>>
I'd like to point out that half-dragons are typically 8 feet, and normal extends to about 10 feet. Renexizious in his maximum half-dragon size is about 16 feet, and can lower himself to about normal human size. Elizabeth is also about 16 feet.

Continued

>See about taking care of the American Businessman early for Viktor... The American Embassy might "intervene" and clear some contradictions and evidence up for you...
>Write-In
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>>1165250
Fuck, forgot this part to the American Embassy. They'll also maybe give you some "sensitive" info on the witnesses.
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>>1165238
Dragotaurs still don't into heat
And I doubt Half-dragons can tank plasma weapons.
Here's the thing.
Half dragon armor is only effective against current weaponry.
Plasma, Coil, Explosive weapons can still fuck them up.
Oh yeah and not to mention remember that time those criminals fucked up our half dragon police force using armor piercing rounds?

Hell we got our shit pushed in a bit by a magic lance that explodes as a dragotaur.
>>1165239
>Bring another wife along! (Free! Chrysoula can "act" intimidating, with Frankizka being able to be sneaky!)
Bring frankizka

>Prepare an opening statement as Elizabeth! (Opening Statement will get a bonus!)
>Maybe look into reviewing the facts... (Cross-Examination will have a bonus to it!)

We'll need to make sure our restaurants get checked for pests regularly.
And that the food is well cooked.
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>>1165239
>Maybe look into reviewing the facts... (Cross-Examination will have a bonus to it!)
>...Look into the witness and prosecution's backgrounds.

>>1165268
Not every single place we go to will be a scorching desert that causes a Dragotaur to instantly die of heat exhaustion and turn into dust.
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>>1165275
It doesn't even need to be a scorching desert.
>India
No
>South america
No
>Too far south in america
No

I assume it's safe that anything over 80-90 degrees will fuck up our day and dragotaurs as well.


Dragotaurs(and halfdragons) suffer from the problem that as weapons do more damage they need to become bigger (and by extension eat more) to tank it.

Dragotaurs already weigh a fuckton with their scales and such and desu we could beat them with a well made power armor that we put a super soldier in.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Opening Statement
2=Look into Witness and Prosecution backgrounds
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>>1165291
Even if it is a scorching desert then it shouldn't be a automatic no go zone for soldiers. During the fighting in North Africa during WW2 temperatures could've reach well over a 100 degrees with it being even higher inside of armored vehicles like tanks but they would still be able to fight because they had a supply of water be it from a local body of water or a truck loaded with it.
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>>1165291
Going to point out that power armor is expensive as balls, and mutations are cheap and can be improved. Not to mention eco-friendly.

You look into reviewing the facts... And look at the witness and prosecution's backgrounds.

You see that the witnesses are a family of four from Florida, and the father of the kids is a politician in Florida... Hm. That might have some shady stuff in it, if you look closely...

You meanwhile decide to come up with your opening statement after some rehearsal and preparation, giving you a +2 bonus. Hopefully you don't mess it up..

Come on! You won't mess it up.

You take a deep breath...

"Hey, would you care if I brought along Frankizka?"

Great. Not her.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if Elizabeth wants Frankizka's help.

+3 if Renexizious can give good arguments to Elizabeth.
+2 if he can compliment his sixteen foot half-dragon wife in a tight suit...
+1 if he can tell her what Frankizka will be doing.
+2 if Elizabeth can calm down, and think rationally. (+1 if she can think about what's at stake. +1 if she can think how happy Ren would be if she wins this!)

Autosuccess if this all happens and your arguments make sense.
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1165321
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1165321
So ignore tech and acquire mutations?
>>
So, do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

Keep in mind, this is applying to Elizabeth since it's free... But I'd recommend to keep it for the trial. The free barbaric will also last until you use it, so you might want to hold onto it.
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>>1165386
>No!
Save it for the trial
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>>1165386
>No!
How are our half dragons at taking orders from other half dragons.
iirc don't dragons have mental illnesses?
Would this extend to other draconic creatures?
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>>1165386
And I forgot to ask.
Wouldn't there be an upper limit to how big we can make our mutated creatures without making them dragons(who get away with it because magic beast shittery)?

Or else they'd get fucked by the square cube law.
>>
So, are anons sure not to use the barbaric and to save it?

>>1165423
I'd say the maximium is probably around 60 stories. Then you need to look into other methods.
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>>1165436
Yes.

Would they be able to size change?
No offence but we literally cannot afford to feed a 60 story beast.

And if we ever had to fight such a creature it'd be better to load up on artillery and heavy ordinance.
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>>1165405
I'd say they'd slowly get some personality quirks (like wanting their money nearby, maybe even sleeping with it, or wanting big houses, dark environments, small quirks.)

"Ren! I am not having a french harlot do this, alright!"

"Liz..."

"I've prepared this all by myself, and I know I can do it! So come on, let's get going! "

Elizabeth certainly seems excited, and leads you to the car.

"So, the prosecution is a legal expert from America, apparently one of the bigger more potent ones..."

"Right."

She engages in you with many details about the trial, which you don't particularly listen to... You mostly hear the rain fall outside.
Eventually the car pulls up to the courthouse, and Elizabeth begins to squeeze out.

"Right, we're here Elizabeth. Are you rea-"

You hear her yell, and see that she's tripped over on the sidewalk... How unfortunate!
You go to help her up, and the car begins to drive off. This is when you realize her foot was trapped under the wheel of the car...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can help her!

+3 if you can think of a way to move the car or get it to stop in your half-dragon form.
>>
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1165473
And the sizechanging for the 60 story behemoths?
Also wouldn't the armor rating of our half dragons cap at 3?

It seems cheaper to just get a gorillion decently armed mooks and drown our enemies in soldiers

And just use rock throw to break one of the cars wheels.
>>
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1165473
This is clearly the fault of the French. They're still pissed at there penis structure being destroyed in Oaris and now that they heard Liz say that, they retaliated.
>>
8+8=16

Minor Failure!

You use your rock throw, and hit the bumper of the car, too late as Elizabeth yells out in pain as the car rolls over her leg... You rush over and help her up, and the driver gets out to help, realizing what's happening...

It seems Elizabeth's foot has been nearly broken by the car!!

She yells and curses the French, and you think about what to do...

Actions

>Use Necrotic Healing!
>Try to make a crutch!
>...Punish the driver for running over your wife's foot!
>Try to calm your wife down!
>Write-In
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>>1165536
>Use Necrotic Healing!
>>
>>1165536
>Use Necrotic Healing!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6 to use Necrotic Healing!

+2 if Renexizious can comment about how unlucky this is!
+2 if Elizabeth can continue to blame the french!
+1 if Renexizious can try to comfort Elizabeth!
+1 if Renexizious can be angry towards the car driver!
>>
Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1165577
>This is ridiculous. Honestly the odds of this happening verge on nil. Don't worry though liz I have this covered.

So what would happen if we worked on robots to replace workers in factories?
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>>1165577
>Fucking frenchies! First they invade us at Hastings and now this! They're constantly trying to undermine the British nation and people, even if it's in fantasy land.
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>>1165592
Well, I mean, if you did use robots in factories, that would put nearly 40% of your population out of work, mostly the werewolves and dwarves.

16+11=27

Success!

You heal Elizabeth's leg, and she can walk, barely... It seems rather uncomfortable.

As you help Elizabeth up, a nearby bus drives over a puddle, splashing Elizabeth with water, making her lipstick and makeup come off, not to mention making her suit wet... Goddamn it.

You walk inside the courtroom with the struggling Elizabeth who takes out a semi-wet hankerchef which she uses to dry her face off a bit, and she struggles to put some emergency make up on... She still seems rather attractive though, honestly... But she mutters more about the french.

You are now Elizabeth, and you are rather pissed off. Your wearing a wet suit, your makeup came off, and you nearly had your foot run over by a car... Your leg still hurts a bit, and it's hard to focus honestly... Not to mention this makeup is hard to get off without a mirror! (-1 to all rolls!)

Now of course, you prepare for the trial...

Of course, that whole fiasco back there has reduced your time. Now of course, you think about what you can do in five minutes...

>Rush to the bathroom! You can probably dry your face off in there and put some more makeup on! (Your -1 will apply to all but your Charisma rolls!)
>Sit on a bench and just rest... (Your -1 will apply to all but your intelligence rolls!)
>Try to cool the room down... It'll hopefully make it more comfortable. (Your opposition might start taking penalties if it gets cold enough!)
>...Try to talk with Gwyenvere. That might help with the whole dizziness thing... (Your -1 to all stats will apply to everything but wisdom!)
>Write-In
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>>1165658
Are we going to be using charisma or intelligence in the court case?
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>>1165692
It's a courtcase. You'd be using it a lot. Charisma the most, I would assume, since that's Elizabeth's highest stat.
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>>1165658
>Rush to the bathroom! You can probably dry your face off in there and put some more makeup on! (Your -1 will apply to all but your Charisma rolls!)
Don't we own only like 5% of business?
Plus industrial robots are going to exist in like. 20 years anyways.

Plus we can hire people into civil services and the military and use some of the money made to pay them better.
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>>1165696
Rush to the bathroom then
>>
You rush to the bathroom, and begin to clean your face and put some new makeup on.

You head back out and rush to the courtroom... You nearly trip again on your foot, which begins to spike in pain again... Great.
You come up besides your husband, with the other attorney, who seems to be a male human on the other side of the room... The judge seems to be a red half-dragon. You wait for the prosecution to give their opening statement and for you to give yours...

What do anons?

>Have the opening statement appeal to logic and reason why your client is innocent! (Intelligence!)
>Have the opening statement assure everyone that your client is not guilty and that he couldn't do this! (Charisma)
>Have the opening statement point out how foolish this case is and why your client has to be innocent! (Wisdom)
>Try to make the room a bit more cool... Just to get a bit more comfortable. (May get a bonus and the enemy might get a disadvantage!)
>(Very Maternal) Try to appeal to everyone's sense of family and how your client is an excellent father, and how many children he's given you... This can be applied to any argument for a bonus!
>(Amazing Assets), Give a very "convincing" arguments, where you use sex appeal to your advantage! This will give you a huge bonus and possibly distract the opposition! Can be used on any argument!
>Write-In

You can also stack Very Maternal and Amazing Assets for a very powerful opening statement.
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>>1165762
>(Very Maternal) Try to appeal to everyone's sense of family and how your client is an excellent father, and how many children he's given you... This can be applied to any argument for a bonus!
>(Amazing Assets), Give a very "convincing" arguments, where you use sex appeal to your advantage! This will give you a huge bonus and possibly distract the opposition! Can be used on any argument!
>Have the opening statement assure everyone that your client is not guilty and that he couldn't do this! (Charisma)

Also another thing that I am wondering.
Why are werewolves in the lower brackets in the economy.
I don't think this was explained.
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>>1165781
Hansodr is where most of them live, most are uneducated to the point where some are illiterate, suited towards factory and manual jobs, and most employers don't exactly want werewolves working for them.
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>>1165804
I assume the children are getting an education.
More questions
Can we lift the ban by the church and inquisition on books?
Can we get rid of the hungry debilitation from the half dragon mutation?
Did you retcon our father being a creature that physically should not be able to exist?
How do we even mass produce our mutagens? Don't we need to put our blood in them?
How would we make enough to stock millions of troops and this number will only go up.
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>>1165833
Well, the half-dragon serum is expensive and you have literal tons of blood. The half-dragon mutagen is so old and stable now that it would be very hard to get rid of the hungry debilitation, and your father simply weighs a fuckton. And you could probably make more mutagens if you can get another dragon to offer blood.

Roll me a 1d20+8 anons. (+2 from the Amazing Assets, +1 from Very Maternal)

+3 for an opening statement using your assets, charm, and how maternal you are! (+3 if it's really long. +2 if it's extremely long and great. +1 if Gwynevere can get Elizabeth to show off a bit unconsciously. +1 if Elizabeth even be a little maternal to everyone!)

Autosuccess if the opening statement is good, maternal, and alluring!
Critical Autosuccess if the opening statement is amazing, very maternal, and extremely alluring!

By using those bonuses, the male Judge and Jury will lean towards you, along with the female jury.
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Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1165845
Can't we just make a new variant?
We've made multiple kinds of the half dragon mutagen.

How does the reaction time and reflexes of a super soldier compare to a half dragon?
Do we even have publicly owned libraries?
And wait if the half dragon mutagen is expensive wouldn't any mutagen that could make a creature to tank railguns and the like be fucking ridiculous?

>Literal tons of blood
So we're turning into our dragon form and bleeding into some container for blood to use?
And blood goes bad in around a months time so any time we store it we'd have to replace it.

Do we recuperate blood that fast?
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>>1165880
Well, yes.

A half-dragon is better, and you do have public libraries.

And yes, making creatures that can tank railguns and shit would be fucking hardcore in cost. In the average person's money it is expensive.
And going all the way back to make a new half-dragon mutagen from fresh would take a while, not to mention difficult to get rid of the hunger since you have it extremely severely.
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Also, holy shit I'm tired. I"m going to get some sleep. There will be no samefagging on this roll too by the way.
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>>1165892
Wait a minute didn't you describe the super soldiers as near instant?
And a half dragon made from us has faster reflexes?
interesting. in multiple ways

And who would physically move faster?
The half dragon or said drugged out human?
I assume the drugged out human?
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>>1165920
Super Soldier would move faster, easily. The half-dragon has faster reflexes, and I'm fairly sure I didn't say they had instant reflexes. I said enhanced.
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>>1165993
*Cough*
I said near instant
Which I based off what you said

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/652349/
>After some heavy experimentation with the fellow scientists, you create a very, very expensive... But very effective combat drug. When applied, it visibly causes muscles to double, nearly instantaneous reaction, and essentially no way to feel pain... Not to mention a very fast healing system, capable of regenerating broken arms in minutes. You dare to wonder what happens if you gave Khornates this... However, in order to produce one of these, it costs five-thousand dollars. Cheap, maybe. But expensive in bulk.
The drug also is radioactive, requiring iodine to prevent radiation poisoning, and you don't precisely know the long term side effects... The fellow scientists help out and say that the price could easily be reduced with more access to methamphetamines and morphine. They also copy it down and seem very impressed... They call it "Muskel Blood" mocking it a little
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Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1165845
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>>1167059
Wait, your talking about the drug? I thought you were talking about the Enhanced mutagen. Now I feel retarded.
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>>1167059
Also, I'm fairly sure you can give it to half-dragons, dragotaurs, and minotaurs, though it would require a bigger dose.

16+8=24

Great Success!

You get ready to give your opening statement.

"Your honor, I am Elizabeth III Windsor of Great Britain, Queen of Britannia and her Colonies, and Empress of my dear husband... And also a step-in for a law attorney."

You make sure to make your movements as theatrical as possible, and try to get your large breasts to get some momentum from it. It does surely help in drawing attention to them.

"Not to mention me and my lovely husband are possibly the greatest couple of all time, with me bearing him a nice... Oh, twenty children or so. Maybe a bit less. But nevertheless, lovely children with great big adorable smiles on their faces."

And maybe a "few" dozen more in the future.... You think internally.

"Now, we're here today because my lovely husband's business has been claimed in causing a heart attack of a teenager who ate the Dragon Pounder, correct?"

The judge nods.

How are you going to go about this?

>Claim the Dragon Pounder is not meant for humans!
>Cede the point that it was the restaurant's fault due to health and safety violations!
>Claim the Prosecution's teenager has had medical problems!
>Claim the prosecution is lying about the heart attack(Will be very hard to get it past!)
>Claim the prosecution is not only lying, but are conning the country and hoping to get money out of falsely bringing your husband to court!(Extremely hard to get past!)
>Write-In for any possible motivations the opposition might have.

Bonuses (Choose Two at most!)

>(Hoarder)Hug your husband and bring him close, and tell everyone just how dear he is to you, and how much shiny gold the nation stands to lose if the Americans win! (Will give you a mediocre bonus if you can claim the opposition's bonus is economic-related or false.)
>(Very Maternal)Tell the opposition that they knew their child could not handle the burger, and should be liable for possible child abuse! (Hard to get past, but may allow you to counter-sue for child abuse...)
>(Amazing Assets)Use your natural assets. Somehow. (Large Bonus to any claim, but you need to figure out how to use your assets!)

The more extreme you get with the motivations the more likely the Judge will shut you down for going off track or your case becomes unbelievable.
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>>1167678
>Claim the Dragon Pounder is not meant for humans!
>(Amazing Assets)Use your natural assets. Somehow. (Large Bonus to any claim, but you need to figure out how to use your assets!)
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Going to wait for two more votes anons.
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>>1167798
Ceding the case will cause some negative controversy about your restaurants and possibly even the Colosseum and reduce profits, but will give Renexizious and Elizabeth a more "honest" reputation.

Going to wait fo one more vote anons.
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>>1167805
Didn't mean to delete the vote, tried to do a thing, ended badly. Will fix.
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>>1167805
>Cede the point that it was the restaurant's fault due to health and safety violations!

I have decided I will just rewrite the thing when you ask for it.
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Going to give a quick bump.

>>1167821
Mind if I ask why you want to cede the case?
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>>1167857
We fucked up by not looking into the standards of food safety in the company when we took over.

I mean, we are not responsible for it since it should be blamed on the previous owners who made the policies and on the local management who allowed for the rats to infest the place.


We have done nothing wrong but pretending that we aren't fixing other peoples shit is also quite bad. These guys have done nothing wrong but we didn't exactly do anything right.


To be honest, I would rather offer them non-monetary compensation like us doing a review into the entire branch and firing anyone responsible for this. Not to mention getting a formal apology for them from the staff / previous owners.
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>>1167879
Keep in mind they're looking for monetary compensation for them and their child, so if you do in fact go for ceding but trying not to pay them anything, you'll have to still argue the case.

>>1167879
Well, if no one votes in the next twenty minutes I'll just roll.
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>>1167885
What case is there to argue? He is in our nation so we can sponsor his health care until he recovers or something but actual money? Hell no.


We did nothing wrong and the blame lays on other peoples heads; the staff who under-cooked the food, the management who allowed the situation in the branch to get so bad and the previous owners who set such loose regulations and standards.

Why should we, the new owners who are actually looking to improve this shit now that it has been brought to our attention, be forced to give them money for it?


Hell, throw them a public apology, a discount in our restaurants, a refund on the burger, a permanent visa for our country and...I dunno a gold bar or something small to get them to shut up...
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Claim the Dragon Pounder is not meant for humans!
2=Cede the point that the restaurant's fault!
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I'm somewhat okay with this. I personally hate a lot of Ren's character and think he needs more humility
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You take a deep sigh. Your going to go right to the defensive...

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can avoid damaging Renexizious's company, and try to get the blame off of Renexizious, and to the restraunt itself!
Keep in mind that if you get a high success that your company may get out unscathed along with your PR.

+4 if you can give an argument why Renexizious is innocent and why it's the restaurant's fault.
+2 if you can try to promote your company. (+1 if you can try to promote it as family friendly.)
+3 if you can promise reforms and change.
+2 if you can suggest possible compensation to the affected family.
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1167929
If the kid had a heart attack then we could just heal him ourselves. Maybe even give him a Draconic mutagen so he doesn't have a heart attack next time he eats something like the 'Dragonpounder'
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>>1167941

I don't think Necrotic Healing can magic away cholesterol.
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>>1167945
What do you mean QM? Are you saying that we can't just necromagic our way through all our health related obstacles now?
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>>1167951
Well, I mean, I just find it hard to see how Necrotic Healing can affect fucking cholesterol levels, but I mean if you level it up, I would assume it would be able to.
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18+5=23

Good Success!

"As far as I can see your honour, it's not my dear husband's fault, but the fault of the restraunt itself. My husband and I are willing to give compensation to the family, and are even willing to give him a free mutagen just so he doesn't suffer from a heart attack on his next Dragonpounderâ„¢ burger."

The judge thinks this over.

"Well, prosecution, what says you?"

The opposing attorney thinks, while Renexizious comes up besides you.

"Liz? What are you doing?"

"Well, I'm trying to cede the case."

"Why the hell are you trying to do that?"

"Well, I'm trying to blame the restraunt itself, not us."

"Liz, in case you forgot, I own the restraunt!"

Ren seems to not really like the idea of ceding the case, and the prosecution is discussing with the family...

Actions

>Come on Ren. People will think we're honest and trustworthy, and willing to make changes! That's a good thing!
>...Ren, we can't really win this case. Health and Safety violations are serious and hard to fight against!
>If you want to do it your way, go ahead then!
>Comfort your husband and calm him down?
>Well, this is part of a very complex strategy dear...
>Ignore him and focus on the case... Though he might not like that too much.
>Write-In
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>>1167929
"I would explain to the court that, Ren does care for this families plight but is unable to take the blame.

This is because although he has tried to raise the industries appeal to people from all walks of life; from werewolves to Yuan-ti, as seen in his new chair design for them, to humans; individual customers, couples and families especially thanks to his belief that they are most important.

Sadly however some areas of the business went unnoticed during this period of enhancement and expansion. Under the assumption that the previous owners had taken proper precautions to ensure customer safety and satisfaction.

This is an example of one such area that wasn't inspected, until after this incident where an inquiry found the standards...minimal.

These will be enhanced in an attempt to both improve satisfaction of customers, safety of customers and most importantly, the trust that must always be present for a business to survive.

However not all the blame can be labelled on not cooking the food long enough or any other such menial matter. The fact is that the management of that branch and staff have been preparing food that has been found to be greatly contaminated by rodents, which will be exterminated immediately.

The staff will be replaced or, in cases where innocence can be proven, put through testing to ensure this does not happen again and to ensure competency.

Similar training policies will be enforced across all branches along with tighter restrictions on hiring and they will be inspected regularly to ensure the utmost safety of customers from potential contaminants. We will do everything we can to improve in this regard including forming our own internal department of inspection who can be moderated by an independent watchdog organisation. We will also try to improve the cleanliness of our facilities if at all possible which we feel it may be.

We are however willing to compensate the family of the victim, in the manner of their choice for this terrible event. Be it gold, jewels, slaves, food although we understand that would inappropriate or anything else such as weapons."


>>1167954
Wait, so it can heal bullet wounds and broken bones yet a little bit of shit on your heart is stumping it?
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>>1167969
>Come on Ren. People will think we're honest and trustworthy, and willing to make changes! That's a good thing!
>Comfort your husband and calm him down?
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>>1167969
>Come on Ren. People will think we're honest and trustworthy, and willing to make changes! That's a good thing!


>>1167978
Ignore this huge writein I made...completely useless now unless OP wants to have us do another roll on this section.
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"Come on Ren, people will think we're honest and trustworthy, and willing to make changes! That's a good thing!"

He growls softly.

"I don't like the idea of losing this case, Elizabeth. I mean, my profits would go down, I have to spend more on advertising... Not to mention that it's clearly the American pig's fault, damn it!"

Yeah, he's being stubborn now.

Actions

>Ren, please. This will be better for you and me!
>Ren, we barely have anywhere to stand in court!
>Ren, don't let your natural dragon instincts get in the way of this, alright? It'll be better in the long term!
>(Hoarder)Enthuse Ren about how he and you will get even more gold out of this!
>Try to calm your husband down!
>(Amazing Assets)Ren, come on. Just do it for me, please? You can be fairly convincing, if your husband just gets some incentive to listen to you.
>Write-In
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>>1168004

>(Amazing Assets)Ren, come on. Just do it for me, please? You can be fairly convincing, if your husband just gets some incentive to listen to you.

I'm here, and I have ideas for super soldier programs. Who all wants to hear?
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>>1168004
>Ren think about it from a PR perspective. If you can admit that the restaurant has problems. You've learned about it. And are already actively trying to fix it it'll give you a positive reputation. All you have to do is prove that you personally didn't know about the problems inherent in the restaurant.
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>>1168004
>(Amazing Assets)Ren, come on. Just do it for me, please? You can be fairly convincing, if your husband just gets some incentive to listen to you.
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>>1168013
Oh yea go ahead.
I'm interested.


I also just realized that with railguns and gauss weapons we save money on ammunition.
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"Ren, just think about it from a PR perspective, if you can admit the restaurant has problems, you've learned about it, and are actively trying to fix it... It'll give you a positive reputation. All you have to do is prove that you personally didn't know about the problems inherent in the restaurant... Come on. Just do it for me, please?"[/red]

Your first argument has slightly convinced him...

Roll me a 1d20+8 (+1 from an anon's write-in)

+3 if you can use your assets to convince him.
+2 if he can think calming thoughts and why he should listen to his wife.

Autosuccess if everything happen.
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Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1168027
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Rolled 13 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1168027
Well firstly she raises a good point.
Even if we win some people will still be suspicious of our restaurant.
Just admitting it though will clear the air and may be better in the long run.

And liz can promise 'wholesome' 'fun' times should ren reconsider.
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>>1168026

Well for a more mundane approach for humans, elves, drow, orcs and the like it would be a mix of extreme training, the super soldier serum and indoctrination. The hopeful end results are loyal, regenerating soldiers with more enhanced strength, senses and reflexes than average.

Another is adding a mix of cybernetics and traits of various animals to them. Cybernetics for when we get to them

For dragotaurs, half-dragons and the like. We do as above training, serum and cybernetics but mix in some godly influence. One of these for an army just like Roboute Gulliman would've wanted.

Not exactly sure for names yet.

But should you anons have some suggestions, add on to it
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>>1168042
In the future we can get godly influence for our army most likely.

We should work on drones in the distant future too.
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>>1168054

We should also be sure to mix in Exaltation some how into this. Get rulership over the dragon weabs, and some help from the Yozi
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15+13=28

Good Success!

"Come on Ren... After this we can have some... Wholesome fun together."

You brush up lovingly to Ren, who thinks a bit.

"Damn it... I erh... I have a company to consider, Elizabeth."

"...Oh, come on... People will be suspicious of our restaurant if we don't admit it..."

"Why do you keep referring to it as our restaurant?"

"Well, the food's good honestly... And besides, maybe one day you can make me a mascot or something. Just saying."

You give your dear husband a kiss. Oh, how you would love to be a part of popular culture! It's quite interesting! Besides, you'd make a good mascot! Your already a fantasy creature, the Queen of England...

Elizabeth, enough stars-in-the-eyes, I know you always wanted to be in a celebrity, but right now we have to work!

You sigh, and turn your attention back to work.

The prosecution comes forward.

"Excuse me Miss Elizabeth, but the company was nationalized a few months ago by your husband, correct?"

Something about the lawyer's eyes tells you that he's thinking about something.

The judge looks towards the prosecution.

"What's your decision, attorney?"

"We'd like to call in a witness to the stand, your honor."

"Who?"

"A Mr. Stiliano, the fry cook at the restaurant at the Colosseum. The man who cooked my client's hamburger, in order to clarify the case and so we can bring it to a resolution faster."

"I see... Defense? Do you have anything to say about this?" The judge looks over to you.

You quickly check the court documents... It seems three witnesses are for the prosecution. The fry cook, Mr. Stiliano, then of course the manager, Miss Alberta, and finally the health investigator, Mr. Climaco...

Actions

>I don't have any problem with having one of my husband's faithful workers take the stand, your honor.
>I'd like to protest this, there's clearly no need for a witness to take the stand.
>We'd actually like to call a recess for a minute.
>Write-In
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>>1168069
>I don't have any problem with having one of my husband's faithful workers take the stand, your honor.

Let's rip them to shreds.
Verbally of course
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>>1168069
>I don't have any problem with having one of my husband's faithful workers take the stand, your honor.
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"I have no problem with having one of my husband's faithful workers take the stand your honor."

The other attorney nods.

"Would Mr. Stiliano come forth?"

A rather young man, a teenager, comes into the trial room. He seems rather nervous, and takes the stand...

"You are Mr. Stiliano, right?"

"Uh, yeah. I'm Stiliano Macchia. I'm the frycook at the Colosseum."

"Great... So could you tell us about how you cook your burgers?"

"Yeah, I can. We usually grill them for thirty minutes until they're well-cooked. You know, brown and delicious, then serve it with cheese, mayo, all in this delicious blanket."

"Blanket?" The attorney says.

"Oh, uh. Burger. You know."

"Ah. Continue... But how did you cook my client's burger?"

"I mean, the same as always, you know. I mean, yeah."

"I see... So, would you happen to know about the mice infestation in storage?"

"We had mice?"

Evidently not, it seems.

"No. But continue with your testimony. Tell me what was happening while you were cooking, the time too."

"Well, I think it was around 11:30 AM, I was getting off break and was heading back to work, cooking a blanket for the uh, family. I went to the storage room to get some patties and buns, slapped those suckers down, and grilled. It was kinda deadsville for a bit though, before the family came in."

You sigh, and the attorney seems a bit frustrated.

"What do you mean, deadsville?"

"You know. Not many people. People said the cheese tasted off or something, and not a lot of people went up here. So anyways, I was there cookin' a nice slab of meat, and of course I gotta slap all these together to make, while lookin' at the Dolly outside with a classy chassis, you know?"

"Erh..."

"Anyways, I did the usual, and gave the burger to the family. Business as usual, right? So then after I went out back and smoked a bit, and I heard an ambulance come out! I rushed back in and I saw the kid twitchin' on the ground or something, and I was nervous, you know? So I called the hospital to come on down."

The other attorney nods.

"Thank you."

"Yeah... Can I go now?"

The judge shakes his head.

"No. I assume the defense wants to go ahead with the cross examination?"

The teen looks at you... Clearly a bit shocked, judging from his eyes going wide. Now that he's facing you, you notice he seems to be sporting a pompadour and a leather jacket, probably one of those "greaser kids" you hear about. He also quickly combs his hair with a pocket comb to look nice.

Actions

>Yes your honor, I would like to do a cross-examination.
>...I don't think it's needed. I assume the prosecution wants to bring forth another witness to clarify everything further?
>...Ask Ren if there's an employee manual and company polices. That could come in useful.
>Write-In
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>>1168114
>...Ask Ren if there's an employee manual and company polices. That could come in useful.

Ren designed the idea behind the burger so I assume he knows he long it takes to cook one properly.
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"Ren? Do you have a copy of the employee manual and company policies?"

"Huh? Well, I'll send a call for one. I think one's next door."

You tell the judge to wait a few minutes, and a tired half-dragon court bailiff hands you the employee manual and company baliff. He's a bit of a manlet, standing at 7'4' and you pat him on the head for good work.

The Employee Manual.
Cooking Time for a Dragonpounder.

17 Minutes for Very Rare
20 Minutes for Rare
23 Minutes for Medium
25 Minutes for Well-Done
28 Minutes for Extremely Well-Done
Cook at 400 Fahrenheit.

Ingredients.

Two Extra Large Buns
A 1.2 lb Patty of meat. (Reduce to 1.0 lb if the customer is not a half-dragon or Werewolf.)
Four slices of cheese.
Six Tomatoes.
Three strips of Bacon on the top and bottom.
Mayonnaise.

Break Times
Employees can only choose ONE.

11:30 AM to 12:00 PM
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM.
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM

The restaurant closes at 9 PM, and opens at 9 AM.

Smoke Breaks are for five minutes only, twice a day.

This is what seems to be the most relevant to the case currently.

>Look for something specific!
>...Look in the court case files. You should know the circumstances around the case. Like when the ambulance was called, etc.
>Begin Cross-Examination!
>You don't need a Cross-Examination. Just let the next witness come up.
>Write-In
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>>1168156
>...Look in the court case files. You should know the circumstances around the case. Like when the ambulance was called, etc.

OP it was mentioned that the burgers were undercooked right?
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>>1168156
>...Look in the court case files. You should know the circumstances around the case. Like when the ambulance was called, etc.
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>>1168156
He took a break off of official break times, since he stated that he was getting off his break at 11:30 AM.
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>>1168165
I noticed that.
I want to grab more information before we push his shit in though.

I wonder if we could find out at what temperature he cooked the burger.

He said he cooked them till they were well done but with how long he did it they should have basically been burnt
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>>1168159
Yes.

You look into the court case files...

The time the family walked in was around 11:10 AM, and ordered at 11:20 AM.

They received their order at 11:51 AM.

The heart attack happened at 11:53 AM.

There are reports of rats in the storage room...

There were two calls to the police. The first one from the manager and the second one from the fry cook. The first call happened at 11:54 AM and the second call happened at 11:56 AM.

The victim is in a coma currently in a local Italian hospital.

What do anons?

>Accept the offer to do a cross-examination!
>Decline the offer to do a cross-examination.
>Write-In
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>>1168175
>Accept the offer to do a cross-examination!
Let's get to work
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>>1168175
Well, he cooked it for approximately half an hour to a third of an hour. Well within the recommended times for the burger...
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>>1168179
Here are some notable contradictions
>He cooked the burger till it was well done
False. Between the time he returned 11:30 and the time they received the order around 11:51 the burger would have been rare

Another problem is that he was off on break at incorrect times
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>>1168185
At around 11:30 is what he said, so we will assume he is somewhat accurate. In which case it is somewhere between rare (20) and well done(25 minutes), Leaning towards rare(20 minutes) or even very rare(17 minutes).
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CROSS EXAMINATION

The court stenographer hands you what the witness has said to make your life a lot easier. You look over the transcript.
"Would Mr. Stiliano come forth?"

A rather young man, a teenager, comes into the trial room. He seems rather nervous, and takes the stand...

MR. LUKAS: "You are Mr. Stiliano, right?"

MR. STILIANO: "Uh, yeah. I'm Stiliano Macchia. I'm the frycook at the Colosseum."

MR. LUKAS: "Great... So could you tell us about how you cook your burgers?"

MR. STILIANO "Yeah, I can. We usually grill them for thirty minutes until they're well-cooked. You know, brown and delicious, then serve it with cheese, mayo, all in this delicious blanket."[/gren]

MR LUKAS: "Blanket?" The attorney says.

MR. STILIANO: "Oh, uh. Burger. You know."

Actions

>Try to press further for more information!
>...Wait a minute... Objection!
>Continue!
>Write-In

The fact that the only time I've ever been close to a court of law really and cared is in a Phoneix Wright game should probably say somethingAt this point I'm blatantly copying it
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>>1168189
There is of course the problem that rare meat can make people sick.
To be more specific in the case of hamburgers they were undercooked for humans
>>1168190
I know I love it
>...Wait a minute... Objection!
This is inconsistent with the current evidence
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8QRExBfQhs

"OBJECTION!" You yell, at the top of your lungs, pointing towards the witness. It just feels natural, for some reason.

"Hm?"

"This is inconsistent with the current evidence!"

"How so, Miss Elizabeth?"

The court room seems a bit confused...

What's your evidence anons!

>Give him evidence!
>Back down.
>Write-In
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>>1168204
>Give him evidence!
He said he returned to work at approximately 11:30 and started on the order.
The case files say they received said order at approximately 11:51.

He says he served the burger well done when in fact he did not.
It was very undercooked.
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"He said he returned to work approximately 11:30 AM and started on the order! The case files say they received the order at approximately 11:51 AM! He said that he served well done, when in fact..."

You wait for a dramatic pause..

"When it was ACTUALLY very undercooked!" You say, loudly.

The Honor seems a bit surprised.

"I see... Could you explai-"

"Hold it!" You hear from across the room. It's the other attorney, Mr. Lukas! Of course, he can't yell as loud as you, but he can certainly try.

He slams his hands on the table.

"How do you know the burger's undercooked?"

"It says right here, in the manual!"

You show it up to see...

"I request a copy of this evidence!" He says

You slam your claws down into the desk, causing some minor damage to it, and you stare right at the opposing attorney intensely!

"Sure!"

You don't know why your ending your sentences so dramatically, but you must admit, it's quite exciting!

The other attorney reads the manual, and you must admit, you have given Mr. Stiliano a bit of a scare from how loudly you've been yelling. Even Ren is a bit shocked.

The other attorney looks at you.

"So the burger is indeed undercooked, correct? Cooked aproximately twenty-one minutes? What are you trying to prove with this?"

Actions

>The frycook wasn't doing his job right and neglected his duties!
>He's been lying!
>He tried to purposely murder your client!
>I demand an explanation! Another testimony from your client to explain this!
>I don't claim anything, but I think this speaks for itself!
>Write-In for claims.

Bonuses

>(Amazing Assets)Use your assets to make your claim more believable!
>(Hoarder)Claim that the fry cook did this as an act of industrial sabotage, no doubt!
>(Very Maternal)Claim that it wasn't the cook's fault. He's just a teenager... But it WAS the manager's fault!
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>>1168236

>The frycook wasn't doing his job right and neglected his duties!
>(Very Maternal)Claim that it wasn't the cook's fault. He's just a teenager... But it WAS the manager's fault!
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>>1168236
>I don't claim anything, but I think this speaks for itself!
When the court case is over can we go into Civ mode?
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>>1168250
Well, yes. That's the plan.
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Well, going to wait fifteen more minutes anons. IF anons want to argue about what to do go ahead.
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>>1168254
Just change my vote to get things moving. We need to convert 5,000 European actresses to Venus asap.
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You decide to claim that the fry cook wasn't doing his job right, and neglected his duties, but it wasn't his fault, but rather that of the manager!

Roll me a 1d20+7 anons.

+3 if you can give an argument why he neglected his duties and why it's the manager's fault! (+1 if it's maternal towards the fry-cook!)
+1 if you can come up with more ways for Elizabeth to yell objection and look fancy doing it.
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1168260
Maybe she could impersonate a type of accent like a thick Scottish one.
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Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1168260
>Your honor it's obvious that the fry cook was neglecting his duties. First he undercooked the food unwittingly then served it to the patrons all while failing to notice his errors. Not only that but the evidence also shows he was remiss in his duties regarding breaktimes. He was on break prior to 11:30 then came off at that time when there is no break prior to that time meaning he was off when he shouldn't have been. Of course the fry cook is a child. The fault lies with the manager. Not only did he fail to notice the fry cooks lack of presence he also failed to notice his failure to adhere to proper food preparations. Even if the boy failed he is still but a child. The fact that the manager failed to notice all of this speaks more about him than this boy.


>Guide to looking cool while objecting.
Yell objection
Slam desk
Make a piercing statement or good point
Then point at others when finished with your statement.
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"Your honor it's obvious that the fry cook was neglecting his duties. First he undercooked the food unwittingly then served it to the patrons all while failing to notice his errors. Not only that but the evidence also shows he was remiss in his duties regarding breaktimes. He was on break prior to 11:30 then came off at that time when there is no break prior to that time meaning he was off when he shouldn't have been. Of course the fry cook is a child. The fault lies with the manager. Not only did he fail to notice the fry cooks lack of presence he also failed to notice his failure to adhere to proper food preparations. Even if the boy failed he is still but a child. The fact that the manager failed to notice all of this speaks more about him than this boy!" You end your statement by slamming your desk, crumpling it a bit. Whoops.

"I see! But the manager is hired directly by your company, making you responsible!"

The judge slams the gravel down.

"Order, order."

You calm down almost instantly.

"So, I see the manager may be responsible after all... Does the prosecution have any counter arguments?"

"No, your honor."

Hm.

"I see... Well, well..."

"We would however, like to cut the defense a deal!"

"Go ahead."

"We would like to hold the manager liable to pay for half the medical bills for the son, and have the frycook fired, along with the company being held limited liable for this, paying a small monetary bill of around $1,000,000, your honor."

Hm... It's in their favor, but a little bit more pushing and you may be able to get the manager wholly responsible!

"What does the defense say to their terms?"

Actions

>We think that the prosecution's demands are fair, and will be executed immediately. (Pay 1$ Million out of your treasury and lose 0.5$ income until their son recovers, your restaurant will lose some PR, and you and Ren will lose a minor amount of PR.)
>...Argue further! You can win this and put it squarely on the shoulders of the manager!
>Write-In
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>>1168304
>...Argue further! You can win this and put it squarely on the shoulders of the manager!
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>>1168304
>...Argue further! You can win this and put it squarely on the shoulders of the manager!
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"No!"

"I see... Well, would you care to continue your cross examination, Ms. Elizabeth?"

"Most certainly!"

You read down the transcript further.


MR. LUKAS "Ah. Continue... But how did you cook my client's burger?"

MR. STILIANO: "I mean, the same as always, you know. I mean, yeah."

MR. LUKAS: "I see... So, would you happen to know about the mice infestation in storage?"

MR. STILIANO: "We had mice?"

MR. LUKAS: "No. But continue with your testimony. Tell me what was happening while you were cooking, the time too."

MR. STILIANO: "Well, I think it was around 11:30 AM, I was getting off break and was heading back to work, cooking a blanket for the uh, family. I went to the storage room to get some patties and buns, slapped those suckers down, and grilled. It was kinda deadsville for a bit though, before the family came in."

Actions

>Continue down!
>Press on this a bit!
>Objection! There's a contradiction in here!
>Write-In
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>>1168319
>Press on this a bit!

"We had mice?"

Ask him if he's sure he didn't see any mice.
Anywhere in the restaurant.
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>>1168319
>Press on this a bit!

>>1168327
inb4 mouse people
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Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if he's willing to answer your questions (Succeeding this roll means for the rest of statement he's willing to answer your questions!)

+3 if you can make it seem like your almost accusing him of something! (+1 if you can still be maternal a bit, and have a bit of British sophistication. He's just a teenager after all!)
+2 if you can use your sixteen foot size to your advantage somehow! Like scaring him or being intimidating. It's not your forte, but you can try most certainly!
+2 if you can use your assets!
+1 if you can tell him why it's probably a bad idea to lie.

Autosuccess if this all happens.
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Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1168336
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>>1168336
>I would like to remind the young fry cook not to lie on the stand nor omit any testimony. Not only is it potentially criminal but it is just very bad manners to lie. Especially to your elders.

>Not to mention that should you lie most likely that you will be fired from your current place of employment.

Then straighten our spine cross our arms Under our bust and glare him right in the eyes.
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"Excuse me, but what did you mean, by "we had mice?"

"Well, you s-"

"And I would like to remind you, that to lie on the stand nor omit any testimony! It's potentially criminal, but it's also very bad manners to lie, especially to your elders! Not to mention that if you should lie, you most certainly will be fired from your current place of employment!"

You straighten your spine, crossing your arms under your bust, and glare him right in the eyes.

"W-well, you see... I didn't know we had mice, alright?"

"Really now?"

"I mean, I always suspected since the place opened, I mean, like... Nibbled on cheese here and there, but whenever I asked someone they said the manager would take care of it, alright?"

"I see... So you suspected?"

"I mean, yeah. While the manager was away visiting his relatives I even asked the co-manager!"

"Co-manager?"

"Yeah, Carlotta. She's in charge of storage and is the co-manager."

Huh. Another person?

Actions

>Who's this Carlotta figure? Did she know there was mice? I would assume so, from her being in charge of the storage.
>...So the manager was on vacation? For how long?
>Did the manager ever hear there was rats? Did you know?
>...I'm glad to hear such an upright young man tried his best to solve a problem with rodents!
>Back off!
>Write-in
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>>1168358
>Who's this Carlotta figure? Did she know there was mice? I would assume so, from her being in charge of the storage.
>...So the manager was on vacation? For how long?
>Thank you for the answers young man.
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"So, the manager was on vacation? For how long?"

"I mean, his relatives came down with cancer a week after he became the manager so he had to go attend to them... A few days before the mouse problem started."

So the manager has an alibi. Hm.

"I see... So, who's this Carlotta figure? Did she know there was mice? I would assume so, from her being in charge of storage?"

He kind of pauses a bit... He seems uncertain... The look in his face seems to be attraction, but he's not looking at you...
Hm.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get a more defined answer (-1 from having a penalty to wisdom due to earlier today!)

+3 if you can be very maternal, and tell him why he should most certainly tell you everything he knows. (+1 if you can be quite nice about it, and understanding.)
+3 if you can get him to focus on your assets rather than thinking about this Carlotta.)
+2 if you can be a bit more intimidating at the same time.

Autosuccess if everything happens.
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1168372
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>>1168372
>Young man I understand that you would rather not bring forth the ugly truth regarding someone you care about but please think about what matters right now.

Point to him
>You.

Tap our chest right over the heart just enough for physics to work
>Me. And most importantly the truth and the people that gather here to hear it.

The tighten our hand in a fist.
>So please reconsider. Or else many will leave here...Disappointed so to speak.
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"Young man, I would understand that you would rather not bring forth the ugly truth regarding someone you care about, but please, think about what matters right now."

He seems a bit distracted, and you sigh. You point to him.

"You."

He looks at you, a bit confused. You tap your chest, right over the heart, hard enough for a bit of a jiggle.

"Pay attention to me, child. The truth matters, understand? Everyone has gathered here to hear it..." You tighten your hand in a bit of a fist.

"So please, reconsider. Or else many will leave here quite disappointed. Especially you."

He nervously nods.

"Uh, right. Right. Well... She's my uh... I kind of..."

"Girlfriend?" You say. You can already tell.

"Well... Not yet. She's the girl I was talking about. The dolly."

"I see... So, what's with the hesitation?"

At this point he's quite embarrassed.

"Ok... So uh... The manager and co-manager's from Sweden, and she was this weird snake lady, with a uh... Cute accent, you know... I uh, never seen one before, you know? None of my friends have. So uh, she was in charge of storage, really dedicated to her job... Then of course I told her about the rats and she kinda was really nervous... You know, she was worried that paying for a exterminator or gas would damage the food and go over the budget the manager gave her, so she tried a bunch of methods to try and get rid of the rats."

"Like?"

"Well... I think she made some homemade mouse traps out of the cheese she personally bought with her money rather then using company cheese... Or how she slightly flooded the storage room with just enough water which she brought from her apartment using buckets to drown the mice but not to get any of the food damaged. I mean, I think that was five days ago, after some guy said he was a health investigator and looked around. But around the time the heart attack happened she was buying rat poison I think, and spiking some food left out to get the rats."

"Right..."

Mr. Lukas interrupts.

"So this employee attempted to solve the problem without consulting a professional?"

"I mean, yeah."

"Hm."

The witness seems to have a bit more to say, but doesn't really say it. He probably thinks it's not important.

Actions

>Confront him over this?
>...Let it slide, it's not important really.
>...Wait... Question him if he thinks the rat poison could of possibly gotten in the food?
>...Maybe you can send a call to get this Carlotta to the stand? Though it would prolong the trial by a day.
>Write-In
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>>1168436

>Confront him over this?
Get all the info.
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>>1168436
>Confront him over this?
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You decide to confront him.

Roll me a 1d20+8 to see if he's willing to tell you.

+2 if you can give him a maternal reason to tell you more.
+2 if you can try to use your assets yet once again.
+1 if Elizabeth can be reminded of Charlemagne and Svana and worry about them internally. (+1 if she can also worry a bit about Svana, and try to make an excuse up to Gwynevere. The Yuan-Ti aren't that bad... They are catholic conservatives after all. Now if only they were Anglicans.)
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>>1168459
Oh, autosuccess if everything is done.
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Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1168459
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Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1168459
>Young man are you leaving something important out? I'd be hurt if you did such a thing and I wouldn't be able to help you if you did.
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16+10=27

Amazing Success!

"Excuse me young man, but are you leaving something important out? I'd be hurt if you did such a thing and I wouldn't be able to help you if you did."

"Well... I erh... I mean, it's rather trival. She had a bunch of these spices to put on the burgers, Yuan-ti style. The customer's loved it, but you know. Claimed it was a bit soft in the middle and that they suffered from chest pain after wards from the spice."

Hm... Interesting.

Actions

>Did you put her spice on the burger?
>What sort of chest pains?
>Do you think it's possible that some of the rat poison got into the burger?
>Thank you, that will be all.
>Write-In
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>>1168484
>What sort of chest pains?
>Did you put her spice on the burger?

This is really suspicious.
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>>1168484
>Did you put her spice on the burger?
>What sort of chest pains?
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"What sort of chest pains?"

"I erh... Well, honestly I don't know. She claimed that she didn't have any chest pain when she ate things with it."

"Did you use her spice in the burger?"

"Yeah. I sort of noticed that usually it dissipates when it's cooked long enough. It kinda wasn't, but I was in a bit of a rush.. And a little distracted."

"So you didn't think this was important earlier?"

"I mean, it's just a spice."

Hm.

Well, as a healer... I think that spice might of been meant for yuan-ti, not really humans.

Actions

>...You know, I think you might be onto something Gwynevere. I'm thinking exactly what your thinking.
>It sounds like she didn't know... Should we implicate her into this?
>I think we should pass by this.
>We should ask what the spice is called and have a little bit of it.
>Write-In
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>>1168503
>...You know, I think you might be onto something Gwynevere. I'm thinking exactly what your thinking.
>We should ask what the spice is called and have a little bit of it.
>It sounds like she didn't know... Should we implicate her into this?

Yeah seems like the yuan-ti madam fucked up.
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>>1168503
>...You know, I think you might be onto something Gwynevere. I'm thinking exactly what your thinking.
>We should ask what the spice is called and have a little bit of it.
Uh oh. I guess we have to launch a nation wide program against Yaun-TI and elf them or else our brand will hurt and we lose shekels. Time for some Yaun-TI ghettoes everyone. Not really[\spoiler]
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"Well, what's the spice called?"

"It's uh... What was it? Diablo's Glare: Mild and Wild?"

"I see."

"I think that was the weakest kind they had."

You send the same court bailiff from before to get you a small amount of the spice.

You know Gwyenevere, I'm thinking what your thinking... But it does sound like she didn't know. Should we implicate her into this?

Well, I mean, there's enough proof that she could of done it if the spice comes back with possible results of giving people high cholesterol, but she certainly did sound very loyal to the company...

Actions

>We should implicate the yuan-ti. It seems like her spices did this.
>We should implicate the manager. It seems like his negligence did this.
>We should implicate the frycook... It seems like his bad cooking did this.
>Actually, why don't we see about getting Carlotta here as a witness?
>Write-In
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>>1168545
>We should implicate the yuan-ti. It seems like her spices did this.
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>>1168545
>We should implicate the yuan-ti. It seems like her spices did this.

She's getting demoted heavily
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You decide to implicate the yuan-ti.

After a little while the court bailiff comes back with the results after a court recess. You of course, decide to try some of this spice...
And by Sweet Jesus, is it spicy. Enough so where you feel like you'll breathe fire into a wall... Your heart feels like races for a minute, but then everything cools down, and your mouth cools down comfortably... That is certainly spicy.

You of course get the results towards the end... It doesn't necessarily increase the cholesterol of the burger, but most certainly does increase the heart rate by a bit, and has dietary issues with humans and dwarves, but very little with werewolves... A little bit with half-dragons though... When properly cooked. If not properly cooked, it's has a tendency to mess with blood and cause blood clots, not to mention induce slight amounts of vomiting and other issues...

You also hear back about the condition of their son, who is suffering from a blood clot in the heart, and is going through surgery...

Hm.

Go ahead with the plan of putting the blame on Carlotta?

Actions

>Yes!
>No! Choose someone else!
>Write-In
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>>1168579

>Yes!
Yeah this more or less seems to be the cause
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>>1168579
>Yes!

What ever kind of person who thought putting this on a burger like that should be executed. Either she was grossly ignorant or purposefully trying to kill him because she's racist towards Human Americans or something.
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>>1168590
Probably put it on because she doesn't know it causes dietary issues.

Seems like the standard case of negligence.
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>>1168594
Call me paranoid but I think she did this with malicious intent. The victim is the son of a US politician and America is rather opposed to fantasy races like Yaun-Ti. Depending on what the fathers stances are, I would bet she did this with intent. That or I'm just not understanding how someone could fuck up this bad. It's like giving chocolate to dogs.
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>>1168601
Maybe.
We could probably look into this personally.

As a note this would be easier to confirm if we had our own form of the FDA.
Considering how we have a multi-cultural empire and foods that cater to different species we're going to need one.
The guy would have known what this does.

Though if this is a murder it was a sloppy one considering how it hinged on one horny teenager.
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>>1168590
To be fair, I highly doubt there's been extensive tests on spices made by Yuan-ti.

You decide to go ahead, as recess ends...

How are you going to do this anons?

>Intelligently put all the facts together and point it towards Carlotta! (Intelligence!)
>Convincingly put all the fact together, and appeal to everyone's sense of justice! (Charisma!)
>Wisely bring up examples of past cases and mention why Carlotta should be charged with this! (Wisdom)

Bonuses

>Use the assets. Few can resist, after all. (Use Amazing Assets. Bonus dependent on how alluringly you use them in the roll!)
>Try to use your great intellect to intellectually explain the culprit's misdeeds and why she should be charged! (Genius! Will give a medium bonus!)
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>>1168612
>Convincingly put all the fact together, and appeal to everyone's sense of justice! (Charisma!)
>Use the assets. Few can resist, after all. (Use Amazing Assets. Bonus dependent on how alluringly you use them in the roll!)
This is why we picked Liz as our lawyer
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>>1168612
>Intelligently put all the facts together and point it towards Carlotta! (Intelligence!)
>Use the assets. Few can resist, after all. (Use Amazing Assets. Bonus dependent on how alluringly you use them in the roll!)

I actually have a decent write-in for this.

Plus I'm bad at using that assets meme.
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Well, do anons want to do it intelligently or charismatically?
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>>1168630
Wait a minute are there any warning labels on the bottle.

Literally anything that says it might be a threat to a human or someone else's life?
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>>1168637
Nope. Just a "Warning: Spicy."
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>>1168641
...
...
>Implicate the makers of the spice
Nope.
This is their fault.
100%
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>>1168645
You sure?
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>>1168650
Am I wrong?
ffs there was a spice that can give people heart attacks.

And no one knew apparently
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>>1168660
No... But I'm actually really surprised.

I'll wait fifteen minutes for more voting.
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>>1168664
This is basic food safety and quality control.
Apparently we need to make our own FDA.

And why are you surprised.
>>1168616
Apparently businesses are autistic and we need to reign them in.

Since they shilled a product that causes heart problems with no warning signs whatsoever.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>1168678
Eh.

Rolling for what anons do.

1=Intelligently blame the makers of the spice!
2=Charismatically blame the makers of the spice!
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Roll me a 1d20+6 for intelligence anons!

+3 if you can explain why the spice makers are to blame, rather then the yuan-ti, frycook, or manager! (+2 if you can maternally defend each one. Even the yuan-ti.)
+2 if Elizabeth can talk about how dangerous it is to families for this reckless behavior from companies!
+3 if you can use your assets. (+2 if you can REALLY use them, so people will pay attention to you and your argument!)

Autosuccess if everything happens!
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Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1168714
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>>1168714
>Your honor please consider the following. I would like to blame the spice makers due to this train of logic. The manager had a alibi covering him for the duration of the incident visiting a family member that came down with cancer the poor little mortal. Obviously it couldn't be him. the frycook was merely a child who undercooked the food not to mention he and the yuan-ti are covered by another irrefutable fact. Ignorance. They had no knowledge as to the ill effects of the drug. If everyone would be so kind as to look you would notice that the spice contains no other warning except being spicy. Failing to mention that it causes disturbance to the digestion tracks of races like human and dwarves even being lethal and causing blood clots and heart attacks when not prepared properly. Of course neither the yuan-ti nor the child could have known this. Making them in-fact quite innocent of this occurrence and it is our duty to protect the innocent is it not. And failing to mention this shows that either they didn't look into the quality of their own product meaning they do not care. Or that they knew and kept it a secret making their intent malicious. This kind of behavior is extremely reckless and puts the consumers and innocent families out there at risk. Potentially putting their lives on the line each time they have a meal.

Lean down on to the table and slam it multiple times with increasing intensity shaking the table (And us each time)
>This can not stand, it should not stand, and it will not stand. This malicous behavior by those just to make a profit of the pain of others.

>I argue that the makers of this spice should pay recompense to all the parties it has inconvenienced with this.

wew
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"Your honor please. consider the following. I would like to blame the spice makers due to this train of logic! The manager had a alibi covering him for the duration of the incident visiting a family member that came down with cancer the poor little mortal. Obviously it couldn't be him. the frycook was merely a child who undercooked the food not to mention he and the yuan-ti are covered by another irrefutable fact. Ignorance... They had no knowledge as to the ill effects of the spice. If everyone would be so kind as to look towards this packet of spice, which I hope a kind bailiff will show around, you would notice that the spice contains no other warning except being spicy. Failing to mention that it causes disturbance to the digestion tracks of races like human and dwarves, even being lethal and causing blood clots and heart attacks when not prepared properly. Of course neither the yuan-ti nor the child could have known this. Making them in-fact quite innocent of this occurrence and it is our duty to protect the innocent is it not? And failing to mention this shows that either they didn't look into the quality of their own product meaning they do not care. Or that they knew and kept it a secret making their intent malicious. This kind of behavior is extremely reckless and puts the consumers and innocent families out there at risk. Potentially putting their lives on the line each time they have a meal!"

You lean down on the table, and slam it with increasing intensity... Which of course, breaks the table in half on accident, sending papers flying.

"This cannot stand, it should not stand, and it WILL NOT STAND! This malicious behavior by those who just want to seek a profit by the pain of others! I argue that the makers of this spice should compensate all parties it has inconvenienced with this!"

This starts a buzz of activity around the court room, talking everywhere, and the prosecution looks interested.

The judge slams the gavel extremely loudly.

"Order in my courtroom! Now, Miss Elizabeth, what would you say would be proper compensation to all parties?"

Actions (Keep in mind, you need to split it to the family, or just give all of it to the family... Or try to convince the prosecution to get a lower cut...)

>A million dollars! Be generous.
>Five million dollars! They put lives on the line!
>...Ten million dollars! They should be lucky they aren't nationalized!
>Nationalize the spice company AND it's profits! Your husband can make it so much more anyways! (The company's net worth is twenty million)
>Write-In
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>>1168783
>Five million dollars! They put lives on the line!
split it
>Write-in
Along with a warning stating that should another incident like this happen involving their products the government will step in.
Of course this can include being nationalized
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>>1168787
This
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"I'd say five million dollars. They put the family's lives on the line!"

The judge seems to agree with this.

"I see... Well, I think the case is well done and over.."

The prosecution lawyer seems quite pleased by this, and their family seems quite ecstatic.

You turn around, and give a hug to Ren... Who seems extremely pleased.

"Well... That erh... That certainly went better than expected Elizabeth. I was damned worried you just were going to bend over and let us just lose!"

He gives you a kiss, and seems quite proud of you... But he also seems to have a face telling you that he's plotting something.

Actions

>Hug up against Ren, and cuddle. Your so happy.
>...Maybe we can stop and get something to eat, Ren? I was thinking... How about some yuan-ti food? (Either joke about it, or just be honest.)
>...Let's get home. Remember earlier, what I said I would reward you with?
>Can you just hug me, please? I did just get you two and half million dollars.
>...Ren, you better not be thinking about starting an incident to nationalize another company... Not without my help, at the least.
>So, am I a good lawyer or what?
>Write-In
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>>1168804
>Hug up against Ren, and cuddle. Your so happy.
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>>1168804
>...Maybe we can stop and get something to eat, Ren? I was thinking... How about some yuan-ti food? (Either joke about it, or just be honest.)
Joke about it.
>...Ren, you better not be thinking about starting an incident to nationalize another company... Not without my help, at the least.
We wait for the companies to fuck up too heavily then we wreck their shit
>Hug up against Ren, and cuddle. Your so happy.
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"You know Ren, I was thinking... How about some yuan-ti food?"

You give a slight laugh, and you begin to walk out of the courtroom with your husband, who laughs a bit with you... It does sound a bit... Strange though, from how you remember it. It kind of scares you, but that just means you cuddle up besides him a bit more.

"Well, if you want..."

"I'm joking Ren... You know, you really do need to laugh more."

"I laugh enough."

"Come on. It's so rare for you to actually laugh, it's cute."

"Come on..."

You give him a kiss.

"It's cute. Now, we've had a lo- Ow, ow..."

"What is it Elizabeth?"

Your foot begins to spike in pain again... You put too much pressure on it. Great.

"Want me to carry you?"

"Well, not right now... Maybe when we get home though."

You hug up against him to help support you, and he helps you get into the car...

You also warn him about not starting a incident with the spice company. Yet. Not without your help at the least...

A week passes...

Recent News.

The Socialist Worker's Party of Sweden has staged a rally promoting your rule at a park.. Which although mundane, attended by a mere 500 people, has blown up in the news and now many ethnic Swedish citizens are protesting the socialists, and many socialists have claimed to be discriminated against in places of business and work for their beliefs...

This particular group of socialists seem to support you, larger government, and more socialist tendencies, but many citizens seem hostile to them.

What do anons?

>Take measures to protect the socialist loyalists! (Conservative, Reactionary, and Capitalist opinion of you falls, with Socialists, Liberals, and Communists opinion of you going up!)
>...Ignore it. (Conservatives, Reactionaries, and Catholics and Capitalists opinion of you slightly increases, with Socialists, Liberals, and Communists opinion of you falling.)
>...Promote this! (Same as above... But Socialist members will go back into hiding and be oppressed!)
>...Call up the death squad. (Same as above, and purge out socialist thought, which will make Reactionaries, Conservatives and religious very happy.)
>Write-In
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>>1168920
>...Ignore it. (Conservatives, Reactionaries, and Catholics and Capitalists opinion of you slightly increases, with Socialists, Liberals, and Communists opinion of you falling.)
Eh... I'm neutral on the subject.
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>>1168920

>Take measures to protect the socialist loyalists! (Conservative, Reactionary, and Capitalist opinion of you falls, with Socialists, Liberals, and Communists opinion of you going up!)
Considering how we're going to do more socialist shit and how conservatives and capitalists are a pain in our ass anyways we might as well be smart and make friends with those that would support us and our endeavors
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Well, going to wait ten more minutes anons.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Ignore it!
2=Take measures to protect the socialist loyalists!
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>>1168983
Oh yeah this reminds me we're going to need to set up laws so people can't perform hate crimes or other autistic shit because they disagree with the political beliefs of others.
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By the way, please mark actions done by Elizabeth with an E.

You decide to ignore it. They're fucking socialists after all.

You also talk to Pragius, who loudly complains about having no where to sleep in his true form. You catch him napping once in a while on your couch, and one time on the floor. Most strange.

Of course, you assume your ruling position once again...

Civ Actions: 4 (+1 from Elizabeth)

>Encourage Industry!
>See about upgrading your fast food place!
>Diplomacy!
>Espionage!
>Research!
>Interrogate the Tau Prisoners!
>Build something in your cities!
>Look into the parade in the next week for the Roman...
>Try to increase your popularity!
>Try to increase your restaurant's popularity! It has faltered a bit...
>Look into encouraging a party's popularity!
>Look into influencing the Russian Election.
>Look into introducing new laws?
>...Remodel your palace!
>Write-In

Personal Actions (3) (Elizabeth does the last personal action.)

>Spend some time with one of your wives!
>Spend some time with Pragius.
>Spend some time with Claw.
>Spend some time with one of your cabinet members.
>Spend some time with mom or dad.
>See about visiting that centaur... She was pretty cute. Princesses are always cute.
>See about talking to one of your sons.
>Try to get back on friendly relations with Charlemagne!
>See if Viktor's going outside, exercising, etc...
>Maybe have some quality time with your new kids...
>Write-In
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>>1169038
>Build something in your cities!
>Encourage Industry!
>See about upgrading your fast food place! (E)
>...Remodel your palace!

>Try to get back on friendly relations with Charlemagne!
>Maybe have some quality time with your new kids...
>Spend some time with mom or dad.
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>>1169038
>They're fucking socialists
>We institute socialist policies
What is the meme that is ren's thought process?

Also how did people take to the initiative we did in sweden to get the homeless jobs?

>Look into introducing new laws?
>Look into the parade in the next week for the Roman...
>Try to increase your restaurant's popularity! It has faltered a bit...
E
>Write-in
Spread religion

>See if Viktor's going outside, exercising, etc...
E

>Spend some time with one of your wives!
>Write-In
Visit the magic college.
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>>1169049
Wouldn't something like rebuilding or expanding Pagan Temples in Rome count towards spreading religion?
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>>1169049
Well, most people like it, and don't really mind it too much since you aren't increasing their taxes to do it. The capitalists also like it since they're getting labor, but the Socialists/Communists love it.

>>1169049
Renexizious dislikes left-wing ideas typically, and socialists/communists since he's been against them for a long, long time.

>>1169048
Also, could you mark the personal action done by Elizabeth please?

>>1169049
Please specify which wife your spending time with. (And yes, Elizabeth can also do that.)
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>>1169065
I was planning on having Elizabeth spend time with Ren's parents, her in-laws. Try and foster a better relationship between Liz and Karesteina ecspecially since the new born children.
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>>1169065
Spend time with frankizka.

>Dislikes left wing ideas
>Regularly seizes the means of productions
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>>1169064
We already rebuilt the temples in rome.
Insofar I haven't heard of people going there actually increasing.
There need to be people that shill for the religion I think.

Also I disagree with encouraging industry as we get more money expanding our own.

And why are we renovating the palace already?
Also I'm surprised another anon would vote for spending time with our parents
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>>1169081
Mussolini, Adolf Hitler and a number of other right wing dictators seized and nationalized industry.

>>1169081
I don't think we fully restored all the temples which is part of the issue but I suppose I'll go with directly converting people.

Improving industry is always a good thing and pretty much obligatory.

May as well renovate the palace now and get it over with.
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>>1169110
>Improving industry
Well we also need to regulate industry more considering the shit we just dealt with.

And as said that's the industry of other companies not ours so the financial gain isn't that much.
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>>1169081
Renexizious is a right-wing dictator with some slight left-wing ideas. (And of course, is slightly a closet nazi.)

Keep in mind upgrading your restaurant and promoting it's popularity is two different things.

I'll give anons 10 mins before I roll.
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>>1169124
Will upgrading it help us to improve like sanitation and food preparation?
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>>1169124
I know it is.
Though you raise a good point
I'll switch to upgrading it.
We need to increase the oversight so things get properly dealt with.
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>>1169128
Of course.

So I'll do Elizabeth upgrading the restaurant while anons decide what else to do.

Treasury: 25.5$ Million

You are now Elizabeth!

You have been assigned to of course, try to make Ren's restaurant bigger and better...

It seems that maybe preventing further rat infestations in the future may be a good idea... Along with either banning foreign spices, or maybe filtering them...

Hm.

Also, recent news in your restaurant...

Very few people are ordering your pizzas, costing more in upkeep than it's worth, since there seems to be a conception that it's not too good since it's rushed, and a lack of advertising.

Your kitchens in Stockholm also have a influex of customers and there's a few problems in actually keeping up. A few managers seem to want bigger kitchens with more staff.
Hm.

What do anons?

>Look into ways to possibly make storage rooms and kitchens rat and mice proof!
>Look into getting a mascot for the store! (Maybe or maybe not you. Free if it is indeed Elizabeth... Increase popularity from males thanks to her assets.)
>Deal with the foreign spices problem!
>Try to make the fast food burger joint better!
>Try to hire more staff and increase the size of kitchens!
>Try to advertise for the pizza! There's a huge lack of advertising!
>Try to upgrade the pizzeria part!
>See about getting some sponsors?
>(Very Maternal) Try to make it more family friendly! Less of the "rushed atmosphere" and more of the "happy family restaurant" vibe! (If done right, will be very popular among families which earn even more money! May cost quite a bit, up to nearly 15$ Million.)
>Write-in
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>>1169151
Also, you can choose as many as you want.
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>>1169151
>Look into ways to possibly make storage rooms and kitchens rat and mice proof!
>Deal with the foreign spices problem!
>Try to hire more staff and increase the size of kitchens!
These are more or less, the basic necessities that we need to make sure the restaurants work.
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>>1169151
>Try to hire more staff and increase the size of kitchens!
>Try to advertise for the pizza! There's a huge lack of advertising!

>Look into ways to possibly make storage rooms and kitchens rat and mice proof!
>Look into getting a mascot for the store! (Maybe or maybe not you. Free if it is indeed Elizabeth... Increase popularity from males thanks to her assets.)
>Deal with the foreign spices problem!

Of course it's liz.
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>>1169167
Well both of you wanted her to go to the kitchen, so to speak.
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>>1169180
eh.

And anyways I still want to introduce new laws.
We need another section of government to function as our own version of the FDA.
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You decide to hire more staff and make the kitchens bigger...

How much room to add?

Treasury: 25.5$ Million

Your average fast food place can service 70 people right now in a fair amount of time, and can service 140 people slowly. It can seat 140 people.

The projected demand is for 160 seats.

Actions

>Increase the size of the sitting area! (Every 1$ Million is ten more seats!)
>Increase the size of the kitchen! (Every 1$ Million is ten more people able to be serviced!)
>Try to introduce a bar area! (Cost: 5$ Million. Whenever you increase the size of the kitchen and serving area you get 5 seats to boot. Cost of increasing kitchen area goes up by 0.5$ Million for every 10 people.
>Half-Dragon Burger Brigade (Try to attract red half-dragons to cook food even faster, though it will require some damn good pay for them, and less fire alarms. Kitchen areas will service twice as many people, and people are more interested in the restaurant just to see them cook! It's a bit of a firehazard though. Cost: 20$ Million, will get cheaper if more half-dragons exist, particularly of the red variety.)
>Write-In
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>>1169216
>Increase the size of the kitchen! (Every 1$ Million is ten more people able to be serviced!)
Drop 5 million on this.

>Adding in half dragons
Expensive and I don't like fire hazards or removing safety devices.
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>>1169216
>Increase the size of the sitting area! (Every 1$ Million is ten more seats!)
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>>1169224
Do you just want to do one million for sitting areas?
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>>1169241
Yes
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You decide to spend 6 million...

With that issue resolved, you move onto the next thing... Making storage rooms and kitchens rat and mice proof!

Since you've expanded the kitchen, the cost of this is halved!

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if Elizabeth can come up with any ideas that are cheap and effective.
.
+4 for ideas. (+2 if you can think of a way to incorporate it with the new construction going on!)

Autosuccess if the idea is great, and cheap!
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1169258
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Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1169258
Use glue traps that are embedded into the floor.(with handles or something so we can pop them out to replace them)
Place them in areas rats would frequent like behind furniture and such and in dark places and so on.
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Autosuccess!

Glue traps! Those work well, cheap, and easily replaceable!

This is free since it's such an easy and cheap idea!

The next thing you do is of course, the foreign spice problem...

Yuan-ti love their spices, and that's well known. To most people it's actually quite harmless, with a spicy kick that most food can't actually match... Though a few yuan-ti spices simply aren't safe to be eaten...

Hm.

What do anons?

>Hire a task force to get the most widely-liked spices which are safe for consumption as packets optional to the customer! (Cost: 8$ Million. Yuan-ti will greatly enjoy your restaurant more, and people will like it more.)
>Ban any foreign spices not in the recipe! No weird burgers, no "good ideas", none of that!
>Spices are well-liked... Maybe you can look into adding those to burgers? (Spend some time cooking and see about trying to find safe and delicious spices that compliment your burgers... A sort of "secret spice" if you will. Alternatively you can hire someone else for $4 Million to look for spices, though they might not have the best results.
>Who cares? Allow it!
>Write-in
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>>1169306
>Hire a task force to get the most widely-liked spices which are safe for consumption as packets optional to the customer! (Cost: 8$ Million. Yuan-ti will greatly enjoy your restaurant more, and people will like it more.)
Opinion gains yo.
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11.5 Million Left

You decide to hire a task force.

You move onto the next thing... Seeing about advertising for the pizza.

A ad run will cost about 8$ Million to do...
But luckily, some sponsers are willing to help you out.

Coca Cola is willing to pay 25% for your ad if your willing to include their product in the advertisement.
Kentucky Fried Chicken is willing to pay 100%, and send a bowl of nice deep-fried delicious chicken with their sauce just for you... If your willing to do some product placement do a meeting with Sanders to discuss possible operation in Sweden.
Franco of Spain is willing to pay 75% for the ad, and even air it in Spain if it has pro-Spanish and pro-Monarchy themes in it.

What do anons?

>Pay 8$ Million for an ad!
>Take up a corporate sponsor to help you! (Specify which deal! You can choose more than one!)
>Eh... No ad.
>Write-In
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>>1169340
>Take up a corporate sponsor to help you! (Specify which deal! You can choose more than one!)

The KFC one.
And also meeting sanders?
Now I'm curious
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You decide to go with the KFC deal.

Roll me a 1d20+8 for making an ad.

+2 if you can have pro-family, pro-dragon, and pro-British thought in the ad. (+1 if you can also be quite maternal in the ad.)
+2 for a good slogan.
+2 if you can also include KFC advertisement in the ad.
+2 if you can use assets to encourage it.

Autosuccess if this all happens.
Also, the better the write-in, the better the ad will be to audiences. Something that will knock my socks off will also knock the audience's socks off.
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Rolled 10 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1169361
Well the add could start with a british man eating the food in a civilized dignified manner like using a fork and knife Like a complete weirdo

Then a half dragon family comes in and orders food tears through it at a phenomenal rate they ask if there is any good chicken. Cashier points out the window and the camera pans to a KFC next door.

>"Fit for a brit to eat."

I'm bad at shilling.
I tend to dislike it too.
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Allowing samefagging if you can continue to work on the ad.
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Rolled 13 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1169377
The brit in the restaurant can be liz herself and she'd obviously be the one saying the slogan.
And she could have a napkin she tucks into her shirt then pat herself on the chest to get a bit of sex appeal.
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Allowing a higher success if you can continue to work on the ad.
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>>1169402
And when the camera pans to the KFC the sky should part and an angel choir should play.

And the half dragons should obviously get along like a perfect family and they should take about table top board games so we can shill for GG

And in the restaurant should be a bunch of different races more or less getting along and not screeching autisticaly.
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13+18=31

Good Success!

The commercial is extremely well made, and no doubt will help KFC in Sweden...
Though it sort of... Has KFC as a major role, with little word on pizza.

It could be a problem...

Actions

>...See about redoing the ad?
>Shoot the ad, and see if Sanders will let you do a second ad. The first ad is practically for him!
>...That's good enough. There'll be a bit of a pizza undertone, and it's a rookie mistake afterall.
>Write-In
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>>1169424
>Write-In
It's an easy fix.
Have the food the half dragon family is eating in the first restaurant be pizza.
They can also point out that pizza is convenient for sharing and that it can be made fast and well.
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You do another shot, and hopefully it gets the pizza ad across...

With that done, you move onto the final thing... A mascot.

Who should you make into a mascot anons?

Choose up to three.

>Elizabeth. (Free)
>Renexizious! (Free)
>...One of your kids? (Free)
>Kryos. He's sort of a hero already. Also, who doesn't love a big dragotaur who's a bit liberal? (Free, will promote a bit of multi-race thought.)
>Why not Chrysoula? She's lovable, awkward, and shy. (Free. May prove to be quite popular, and slightly shill for multi-race thought.)
>...Blondi? A lovable red puppy?
>...Pragius? He's rather recognizable. (Free)
>Claw. Why not? What's the worst that could happen? (Free)
>Make up a cartoon character?
>Make up a fictional character?
>Write-In
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>>1169435
>Elizabeth. (Free)
>Renexizious! (Free)
>Why not Chrysoula? She's lovable, awkward, and shy. (Free. May prove to be quite popular, and slightly shill for multi-race thought.)
>Kryos. He's sort of a hero already. Also, who doesn't love a big dragotaur who's a bit liberal? (Free, will promote a bit of multi-race thought.)
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>>1169439
Anon, please just choose up to three.
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>>1169447
>Renexizious! (Free)
Obviously
>Why not Chrysoula? She's lovable, awkward, and shy. (Free. May prove to be quite popular, and slightly shill for multi-race thought.)
Gotta get that multi-culti shit.
>Elizabeth. (Free)
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You decide to star yourself, Chrysoula, and Elizabeth.

You also have a rather crazy idea...
Why not implement a sidekick?

Actions

>A sidekick is a good idea, actually... Gotta get more merchandise, after all.
>Nah, don't do it... Three mascots are good enough.
>Write-In
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>>1169452
>Nah, don't do it... Three mascots are good enough.
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Three mascots seem good enough in your opinion. Gwynevere was secretly hoping, but eh.

Now of course, you need to find a way to promote your mascots...

Actions

>...Animated cartoons. Kids love them. Adults love them. Everyone loves them. Families especially do. (Cost: 6$ Million, appeals to families.)
>...Wait a minute... Japan right now is trying to get Renexizious to help them... And doesn't Renexizious like Japan? He'd love you for getting a few Japanese animators to come to Sweden... (Cost: 2$ Million rather than 8$ Million, and reduced from normal due to Japan waiting for a meeting and wanting you to like them... Though they will expect a meeting soon... (Will be very popular among everyone) May or may not jumpstart anime.
>...How about a comic or something? Pay a comic book artist nearly nothing to do it... Seems good. (Cost: 3$ Million. Appeals to kids and nerds.)
>What? No advertisement pay, period!
>Write-in
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>>1169471
>...Wait a minute... Japan right now is trying to get Renexizious to help them... And doesn't Renexizious like Japan? He'd love you for getting a few Japanese animators to come to Sweden... (Cost: 2$ Million rather than 8$ Million, and reduced from normal due to Japan waiting for a meeting and wanting you to like them... Though they will expect a meeting soon... (Will be very popular among everyone) May or may not jumpstart anime.

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You decide to outsource.

Your treasury is now 9.5$ Million.

You call up the Japanese Shogunate, who seems a bit confused about the whole "sending you cheap animators" or whatever.

He of course accepts your gift of two million and sends his son and a few other "animators" trying to immigrate...
Wait.

His son?

When you ask him why, he mostly says so "he can stop asking me to leave every twenty days" and "so I won't have to buy him expensive western pencils", that sort of thing.

Quite strange. But it seems like he's sending his third son, an aspiring animator...

Also he says that it's a sort of respect thing, sending his third son, and in a sense is a bit of a diplomatic thing... Also he mentions how his son can learn the ways of the west or something.

Actions

>Allow him to send his son... (Increase relations with Japan, and they'll increase in tech culturally and technologically slowly! Decrease relations with China and America a bit though.)
>Decline his gift (Decrease relations with Japan, and potentially have them refuse to send animators! Increase relations with Chian and America though.)
>Write-In
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>>1169482
*I mean china, I'm way too fucking tired.
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>>1169482

>Allow him to send his son... (Increase relations with Japan, and they'll increase in tech culturally and technologically slowly! Decrease relations with China and America a bit though.)

I wonder if we can work out a deal with japan to get some military bases on their clay.
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You allow him to send his son. He seems quite pleased...

Of course, they'll arrive in a month.

"Ah, while I still have Sweden on the line... How would you like to consider a possible... Embassy, of sorts?"

"Embassy?"

"Yes. Between Japan and Sweden?"

Actions

>I think that would be perfect, Shogun.
>Sorry, but not right now.
>My husband will be ecstatic! Sure!
>Write-In
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Also, before I pass out....

I just want anons to think how weird anime involving Renexizious, Elizabeth, and Chrysoula would be. Because that would be fucking weird.
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>>1169489
>I think that would be perfect, Shogun.
It'd make holding meetings easier.

Let's keep it separate from the kobolds though
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>>1169490
It'd be a monster girl anime ofc.
We've got a busty minotaur and bustyt dragoness.
The super macho dragon man.


Seems like standard anime.
I'd watch it at least.
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"I think it would be perfect, Shogun!"

"Ah, very good!"

You hang up, and tell Renexizious, who gives you a huge hug.

You also tell Chrysoula.

"Hey, Chrysoula?"

You walk into the library room, and erh...
Well, you see she's practicing with a spear and seems to be wearing hoplite armor fitting her. It's rather strange, not seeing her breasts. They've slightly grown on you, to be honest.

Told you.

It's just out of character, ok?

"Oh, hey Elizabeth! I just got my armor done! Like it?"

"Oh, yeah... It's uh, Iron?"

"Well, to be specific, gilded steel! I felt naked without my armor to be honest!" She says this a little bit less... Well, awkward and shy. She's happy enough where she's actually not nervous or anything like that.

"Really?"

"Of course! Though I will admit... It is a bit tight. I think I made the breastplate a bit small, but that could be just me."

"Right... It's a bit small."

"Oh, right... I erh, sometimes forget it grew a bit... You know. The uh..."

Melons?

"Yeah."

She takes off her helm.

"Hey... Did you want to talk about something? I uh, kinda sorry that I talked about myself a bit, but I really just..."

She clenches her hands, trying to hold her excitement in, her hoofed foot stomps the ground, in excitement.

"I'm just super excited, you know? I missed armor... But uh, sorry, sorry. Did you want to say something?"

"Well... There's some Japanese animators coming and they might want to talk to you and maybe put you in a animation or something."

"W-what? What do you mean?"

"Well, you know. Probably try to get to know you a bit. Maybe try to poke around to see your dimensions and size. I don't know honestly."

She seems nervous, and she sits down.

"W-wait... I-is it like auditioning for something?"

"Kind of. But you already got the part."

She seems scared for some reason, and clearly has little inclination to do this.

"I-I just need some a-alone time, ok?"

"Really? Do you have something about crowds or being watched?"

"I-I just... I just remembered stuff I d... I don't want to remember, ok? I don't want to do this..."

She's less sounding nervous, but more sounding scared.

Actions

>Try to calm Chrysoula down? Comfort the sweet minotaur down a bit.
>If you want, I can get someone else to do you...
>I mean, they just want to talk to you a bit, ok? Nothing more!
>...Just walk away. She doesn't want to do it and has bad memories of something.
>Write-in
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>>1169515
>I mean, they just want to talk to you a bit, ok? Nothing more
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"Come on, they just want to talk to you a bit, ok? Nothing more."

"I know that. I just... I'm not good with auditions, alright?"

"...Fine then, it's not an audition. It's literally just some of them poking and looking at you so they can just draw you."

"Well..." She takes a deep breath.

"Come on. It'll be fun. You'll see, alright?"

"I'm not sure..." She's just unsure now, and you think she's calmed down a little.

Actions

>Listen, I really do think that you and I will have plenty of fun. We're just being drawn for cartoons, we're not talking, nothing like that.
>What are you moping about for anyways?
>If you don't want to be drawn by some foreigners I'll find someone else, ok?
>...Come on Chrysoula... Your... Brave. At times, I suppose. Just be brave now, alright?
>Do you have stage fright or something like that?
>Write-In for other words to comfort her?
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>>1169627
>...Come on Chrysoula... Your... Brave. At times, I suppose. Just be brave now, alright?
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"Come on Chrysoula, be brave, ok? You can do that, can't you?"

"It's just... Well, I can try... I just don't know if my father would like it..."

Actions

> Try to convince her?
> Listen, I'm sure your dad will be fine with it. He loves you, you know.
>Well, if he won't like it, nevermind.
> Write In
> Write In
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>>1169661
> Listen, I'm sure your dad will be fine with it. He loves you, you know.
iirc he didn't want people to know chrysoula was with him.
He wouldn't complain publicly
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Because I'm kissed about my browser crashing and deleting my text TWICE I'll just have anons roll.

"Come on, why would your dad get angry? "

Roll me a 1d20+6 anons, before my browser crashes please.

+4 for convincing and reassuring arguments.
+2 if you can try to comfort Chrysoula.
+2 if you can enthuse her about being in a cartoon!
+1 if you can mention why she'd be a good fit and what role her character would play!
+1 if Elizabeth can reassure her about her dad.
+1 if Gwynevere can pop up and try to reassure Chrysoula.

Autosuccess if everything happens.
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>>1169669
>Come on chrysoula there's no auditioning, no performing publicly non of that. You'll be fine there's no need to worry about anyone bothering you. In fact you'd be really popular.

>Plus you'd be a perfect fit. You and your appearance would gain popularity easily and you'd encourage people to be more accepting of other races. And you have nothing to worry about from your father. He loves you right? He wouldn't be pissed at you for this and even then you have Ren to help you. It'll be fine.

>Yea what liz said. Come on and join us in becoming world stars. You'd be amazing at it.


Why's your browser crashing m8?
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>>1169675
Fuck, I'm phoneposting. Of course it ism. I'll be back to typing here in a few minutes.
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>>1169683
Well good luck then.
Though I'll be off after a bit
Probably back in 5 hours or so.
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"Come on Chrysoula there's no auditioning, no performing publicly none of that. You'll be fine. There's no need to worry about anyone bothering you. In fact you'd be really popular. Plus you'd be a perfect fit. Your appearance would gain popularity easily and you'd encourage people to be more accepting of other races. And you have nothing to worry about from your father. He loves you right? He wouldn't be pissed at you for this and even then you have Ren to help you. It'll be fine."

"Well, I mean..."

Gwynevere's head grows from your shoulder. It creeps Chrysoula out a bit.

"Yeah what Elizabeth said. Come on and join us in becoming world stars. You'd be amazing at it, I know you will be."

"Well... I mean... I'll try."

"Great. Now, I need to talk to Ren about this..."

You go to tell Renexizious, who seems extremely excited! He gives you a large hug, and tries to contain his excitement...

You are Renexizious, and you decide to see about trying to spread your religion a bit..

What do anons?

>Try to convert someone you know! (Kryos and Chrysoula will be easier due to their hellenic roots than usual. Christian characters are harder to convert.)
>Look into converting a personal regiment?
>See about going to a unniversity or two and joining a theology club, and try to debate in favour of the roman pantheon.
>...Wouldn't Reinhold's church have a replacement priest by now? Try your luck at converting him...
>...You have an undead religious advisor. Look into religious debate with him.
>...Maybe you can try to spread more roman themes throughout Stockholm?
>Write-In
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>>1169715
>...You have an undead religious advisor. Look into religious debate with him.


Seems the most interesting option.
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You decide to debate religion with your undead religious advisor. You find him looking through a book...

You approach him for religious debate, but your dad seems a bit... Well, disgusted at the idea of having a vampire possibly worship him. He mentions how he's glad of potentially having another follower... But mentions if it DOES have to be a vampire...

What do anons?

>...Fine. Look for someone else.
>...Ignore your dad and try to convert the religious advisor!
>Dad, we have to start somewhere...
>Write-In
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>>1169738
>Write-In
"Dad, stop being a dick to the undead. Most of them didn't choose to end up that way and if they want to worship you then that is fair enough."
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"Come on dad, stop being a dick to the undead. Most didn't choose to end up that way, and if they want to worship you that's fair enough."

"It's perverted, that's what it is... A lack of good values, not to mention it violates the laws of nature."

"Dad, come on."

"It's ungodly! Have you ever heard of a single god accepting the undead as followers?"

Actions

>Dad, stop being a dick. What's wrong with the undead?
>...Ignore it and convert the vampire.
>So your calling my second wife a crime against nature? Wow, thanks dad.
>Dad, do you want me to convert people or not?
>...Dad, aren't you a bit desperate?
>Write-In
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>>1169751
>Write-In
"So you want them to commit suicide en masse simply because they are a crime against nature in your opinion?

Also how is a lack of good values? They aren't doing anything wrong!

Lastly, I have heard of gods accepting the undead as followers, such as my second wife's current god. Admittedly he advises that I cure her vampirism but purely for practical reasons, not anything like yours."
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"So you want them to commit suicide en masse simply because they are a crime against nature in your opinion?"

"Well, they are. And it's not my opinion, it's quite literally the truth. Undead is a perversion of nature."

"How is it a lack of good values anyways? They aren't doing anything wrong?"

"It's quite literally degenerative to a society, besides spiritually and physically corrupting."

"Really now? I have heard of gods accepting the undead as followers, such as my second wife's current god. He does advise that I cure her vampirism but for practical reasons, not like yours!"

"Ah, so your resorting to feelings over facts now, son? Do you think that every vampire is akin to your wife?"

Actions

>But he isn't that bad! Give him a chance at least, damn it.
>Come on, if necromancy is a perversion of nature, then why does it exist?
>...I'm just going to find another person to convert.
>I'm not cherrypicking though!
>Come on, you can't deny that Frankizka, for a vampire at the least, is good!
>Write-In
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>>1169760
>...I'm just going to find another person to convert.

Why the fuck would we preach a religion to undead? A place like the university would make more sense to preach our creed then just one vampire.
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You decide to instead head to the university. Your dad seems happy he won the argument...

There's a few different races you could try to convert.

>Humans. Humans lack the conviction of the Yuan-Ti, no doubt.
>Werewolves... They adore authoritative structures and strict hierarchy. Maybe they might like Jupiter?
>Find Jasmine.
>Half-Dragons are like humans, but much more upper-class from wealthy families.
>Yuan-Ti, once you convert one they're probably going to pander the religion on their own.
>...There's a minotaur professor here. Minotaurs are open to new ideas, but don't really care much about religion. He'd probably be interested in a bit of religious learning. He's also the patron of the history club.
>Maybe you can try to convert your friends?
>...There might be a history club. It's a lot more people, but it's people well-versed on the subject from a variety of races... You think the minotaur Geomancy teacher is also the patron of this club.
>Write-In
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>>1169785
>Half-Dragons are like humans, but much more upper-class from wealthy families.
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>>1169785
>...There might be a history club. It's a lot more people, but it's people well-versed on the subject from a variety of races... You think the minotaur Geomancy teacher is also the patron of this club.
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Going to wait until anons decide.
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>>1169881
I will concede, just so we can move forwards.
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You decide to find a few half-dragons to convert...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+3 for convincing arguments! (+2 if you can appeal to a half-dragon's sense of superiority! +2 if it's long! +2 if you can also mention why the Roman pantheon prefers half-dragons over mere humans. +1 if you can also make subtle hints towards you being a god, along with Tiamat.)
+1 if you can stand out or use your size.
+1 if you can also be extremely excited for that Japanese cartoon with you, Elizabeth, and Chrysoula. (+1 if Renexizious can find ways to try to hide his excitement from the crowd.)

The higher the success the larger the crowd you will draw.
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1169947
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Rolled 12 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1169947
"The roman pantheon loves strength, something half dragons certainly have more of than their traditional followers; humans.

This is before mentioning that unlike most modern religions, the roman gods intervene in the lives of their followers, assuming they give gifts to the gods. A Christian, Jew or Muslim is bound to 'gods plan', a Buddhist has no influence over their life from god and most other religions fall into one of these two groups. I mean you could worship the Greek gods but they are essentially the same pantheon under different names and the Romans have done more for civilisation than the Greeks.

I advise you to worship them for many reasons, one or two of which are of personal benefit to me or another I care for."

Stand on top of a crate or something.


"I am going to be portrayed in the best art form! I don't think my day can get much better!"
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Allowing samefagging if you can continue to give convincing arguments and appeal to draconic superiority.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1169984
>One of the Romans Gods who can not be named, was a dragon. You can totally trust me
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12+12=24

Success!

You draw a small crowd of twenty two, who seem a bit interested in what your saying. Most seem to be Draconia Firma members...

Flames brings up the idea of maybe converting Chrysoula when you get home, since he thinks it would be so Vasura won't have to go back, and also so she can "maybe be a bit more confident"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well your conversion goes.
+3 if you can convince them of the divine will of the Roman Pantheon. (+2 if you can appeal to their sense of superiority to humans, +2 if you can compare half-dragons to ancient romans. +2 if it's long.)
+2 if Renexizious can think what the anime would be like and what it could cover... Just so he can give some inspiration to the plot writers (+1 if he can try to contain his excitement and fail.)
+1 if he can think about the Japanesese shogunate favorably.
+1 if he can respond to Flame's idea of possibly converting Chrysoula. And think about her shyness a bit and comment on it.
+1 if you can also comment on Vasura, and what you think of her.
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Bumping anons.
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Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1170051
>Do not pray and give yourselves to the hollow Human made god of Christianity but to the true Gods. The Gods who are primordial and represent nature incarnate. Give yourselves to Neptune, God of the sea! Give yourselves to Saturn, God of growth and regeneration! Give yourselves to the Roman Gods who are present in everything around us and not to "God" who is not as the Romans are.
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>>1170051
"The language we now know as Latin, is more or less the exact same as the draconian tongue and thus is clear proof that the Romans were influenced by dragons. Therefore their gods must be related to them to some degree...perhaps on even their own gods who they enforced over the human populous.

To be fair, a comparison could be made between the Romans and the modern Half-dragon. Both were rich citizens, of an expansionist empire, with an amazing tradition of military service and such."


"The anime clearly is going to be the best thing ever, cause I am clearly the best main character ever. Yep, I will be the dream of every girl and the envy of every man. God this will be great!"

"That shogun seems nice, I mean he gets me these guys for a good price and sends me his son!"

"If she is willing I have no problem with it, honestly it seems it might be easier than getting her to be less shy in public..."

"At the very least, it will make Vasura happy. She deserves that much, the little sex-happy ex-demon..."
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Rolled 3 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1170326
Forgot to roll.
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1170051
>Dad hates undead
Honestly I don't care as long as he leaves frankizka be.
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14+15=29

Good Success

"Everyone!
The language we now know as Latin, is more or less the exact same as the draconian tongue and thus is clear proof that the Romans were influenced by dragons. Therefore their gods must be related to them to some degree...perhaps on even their own gods who they enforced over the human populous. To be fair, a comparison could be made between the Romans and the modern Half-dragon. Both were rich citizens, of an expansionist empire, with an amazing tradition of military service and such! Do not pray and give yourselves to the hollow Human made god of Christianity but to the true Gods. The Gods who are primordial and represent nature incarnate. Give yourselves to Neptune, God of the sea! Give yourselves to Saturn, God of growth and regeneration! Give yourselves to the Roman Gods who are present in everything around us and not to "God" who is not as the Romans are!"

The half dragons listen on, intrigued...

"So, your saying we're related to the Roman gods?" One says...

"Why do you believe this?" Another asks...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you get followers. ..

+3 if you can enthralled them more about talking about the glories of Rome.
+2 if you can tell them about what the future might hold in a more roman society.
+2 if you can tell them more about the connection between Half dragons and Romans
+2 if you can address the roman mobiles...

Random question anons, why do you like Values? She went from trying to kill you to a friend.
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>>1170598
Fuck, I meant Vasura, not valued. Thanks auto correct.
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>>1170598
She seems to hate what she was. I mean, it is a bit like a child soldier; sure they are trying to kill you but you sympathise with their plight since someone else is forcing them to do that shit. Also she is cute and is so inexperienced in romantic shit yet at the same time knows about it.
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Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1170598

"Rome was one of the largest empires in the history of the world, it lasted thousands of years! A center of culture and civilization in a time when there were unwashed barbarians fucking goats in the name of their backward gods. In a more Roman society my children, we will expand into the stars! We shall become all kings and emperors of our own! Commanders of our fates! None shall stand before us in any field!"
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Rolled 1 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1170598
So she tried to kill us.
She was forced to do it and showed actual regret being forced to.

But she rejected her maker and everything else to do what she wants.
I can't hate that.
And she's a qt.

>Rome was an empire of legend with military might spoken of in stories. With a foundation so strong it's architectures and influence still affect us to this day. In a more roman society this empire will grow and expand to encompass this earth. Join me in the true lineage of dragons. The truth is that draconic and roman are nearly the same. Dragons are interconnected with rome and I hypothesis that our precursor might be related to rome.
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>>1170635

Boy.
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>>1170598
"Rome managed to go from several small villages in the middle of Italy, to an empire stretching across an entire continent. They defeated entire armies outnumbering them to ridiculous degrees and all the while managed to find time to make one of the richest, safest and advanced empires of their time.

A more roman society could see a return to the values of citizenship through service, the idea of a more unified Europe or even an increase in Latin values like the rich sponsoring artists.

I would also point out that us dragons have been around for thousands of years, mostly in the shadows. I can be certain the Romans interacted with at least one or two of my people.

{The fuck are the roman mobiles?}"


>>1170635
Bruh.
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>>1170635
Well. Anons want to use barbaric?

> Yes
> No

Mind if I ask what anons thought at first about Vasura? Also, what do anons think about her hedonism?
I'm curious because she's not involved too much in the plot.
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>>1170645

> Yes
We still have two of these right?


At first I thought she was going to be a potential quest end that kills us.
Then I heard her backstory.
Then I wanted to bring her to our side.

And yeah she's hedonistic but she has other things she enjoys too.
Kind of like us.
I'd like to see where her art goes
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>>1170645
> Yes
Needs less hedonism.
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>>1170645
So
I gotta ask.
What happens when we max out Vaszur's opinion

And what would we get if we max out katariina's?

I wanted to make amends with her anyways.
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Roll me a 1d20 anons!

>>1170651
Yep.

Roll me a 1d20 anons!

+4 if you can come up with militant and barbaric arguments about worshiping the roman pantheon!
+2 if you can be intimidating compared to the smaller half dragons. You are nearly sixteen feet and they're a mere 8 feet. (+2 if you can make fun of how small a human is, and how glorious a half-dragon is compared to one.)
+2 if you can mention how they'll prosper under the glorious rule of dragon rome.
+2 if you can also explain Tiamat and Jupiter a bit. (+1 if you can somehow explain Tiamat in a positive light.)
+1 if Ren think lovingly of Elizabeth for getting the Japanese to animate. And also think what the fuck a roman anime would look like.
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>>1170700
Not spoiling.
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>>1170703
>"The roman pantheon is objectively superior. They wield great power capable of smiting powerful foes not to mention they would make powerful allies. If you truly want to prosper under the new golden age of this empire and the wealth it shall bring to all of us. you will support me small ones for otherwise you shall stay that. Small and weak. Praise Tiamat. The mother goddess to us dragons who teaches of the importance of strength and self reliance. And Jupiter the god of the sky who brings order.

Liz managed to get us into a anime. Like we always dreamed. That's actually pretty nice.
>>1170711
Considering how you spoiled it for kryos and frankizka that piques my curiosity.
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>>1170703
There's also Magi which has a Not!Roman empire formed by a guy named remus.
The empire even had a Colosseum
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>>1170735
Is Magi the name of the anime? Because anime Rome sounds pretty awesome.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to explain Tiamat and Jupiter, along with making fun of the size of humans or half-dragons.
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Rolled 8 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1170746
It's Magi:The labyrinth of magic.
It's actually interesting.
The Not_Roman empire called the Reim empire is actually has some similarities to it's roman counterpart.

>There is tiamat the mother of all chromatic dragons. Who tells of our strenght, the importance of it, and the strength a dragon can have teaches the importance of draconic values. Jupiter the God who control the domain of the heavens. So come one you tiny half-dragons. The weaker versions I made in an attempt to make you stronger.

Maybe we should shill for our religion a bit as well.
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Rolled 15 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1170746
>Tiamat also claims the spot as a Goddess of magic of course. Jupiter with his domain in the sky also claims the power of lightning.

There's also an empire that's basically an imperial china.
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>>1170778
Mind if I ask what the plot's about? Seems interesting.

You tell them all you can, and a few seem interested in knowing more...

You have gained 15 worshipers of the Roman Pantheon, they'll convert fully in time, and maybe tell their friends...

You look into the next thing... Upgrading your industry or looking into a parade.

Actions.

>Look into upgrading your industry!
>Look into a parade for the Roman Emperor's son.
>Write-in
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>>1170796
>Look into upgrading your industry!
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>>1170796
It's basically about a kid named aladdin who was secluded all his life. He gets out into the world and meets a boy named alibaba who wants to raid a dungeon Yes dungeons are a thing. And they are filled with loot and rare treasures. the penultimate loot in the dungeon are plot important. They become friends and successfully raid the dungeon and the plot kicks off from there as after becoming friends they get separated.

>Look into upgrading your industry!

Another important thing is aladdin has two magic items with him when he starts.

A magic turban he can use as a flying carpet.
And a magic loot with plot relevance later.
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Are anons sure about ignoring and not holding a proper honor guard parade for the kobolds?

>tfw the captcha says "kebab pizzeria"
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>>1170812
Honestly I could probably go into deeper length but I'd rather not spoil all the nice things.
>>1170818
>Look into a parade for the Roman Emperor's son.
Another good point.

A better way to put it would be

An anime set in an alternate recreation of the Old World with things like magic fueled by a thing called rukh

There are magic castles called dungeons with money and at the bottom a magic entity called a Djinn at the bottom.
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>>1170818
I switch my vote
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You decide to hold an honor guard parade!

What do anons?

>Corporate. Sponsors. They can pay for the parade so you don't have to!
>Maybe the kobold embassy could help you?
>...Clevita. She could surely help you plan out what a parade would be like... Besides, you haven't seen her for a while.
>Invest a little bit ($2 Million)
>Invest a bit. (5$ Million)
>Invest moderately. (9 Million)
>See about talking to Elizabeth for money? Though she is quite protective of it, she is your wife...
>Write-In
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>>1170884
>...Clevita. She could surely help you plan out what a parade would be like... Besides, you haven't seen her for a while.
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>>1170884
>...Clevita. She could surely help you plan out what a parade would be like... Besides, you haven't seen her for a while.
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You decide to go say hi to Clevita, the roman kobold scholar...

You head to her room, and you peek in, the door being still a bit open thanks to her inability to properly close it.... She seems to be looking at her notes, a bit stressed out... You note the curtains are shut closed, and she has her hand on her face, clearly either bored or stressed out. She doesn't exactly hear you open the door, and she idly taps her finger...
She most certainly seems stumped on her research.

Actions

>...Sneak up and scare her. It would be rather adorable for her to come face-to-face with a sixteen foot half-dragon suddenly and shockingly.
>Close the door, and knock to see if you can come in?
>Give Clevitta a hug. Why not?
>Just wait for her to notice.
>Open a curtain to notify her of your presence?
>Write-In
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>>1170966
>Write-In
Pat her on the head.
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>>1170966
>Just wait for her to notice.
Cough
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You wait for her to notice, and cough a bit. She gets up in the chair, standing up and turning around in it.

"Renexizious?"

"Hey."

You come forward, and pat her on the head... She nearly falls off the chair as she grows a bit dizzy, but you catch her and set her on the ground.

"Thanks. I nearly fell there..."

"Yeah, no problem... So could you help me with something?"

"What is it?"

"It's a parade for the Roman Emperor's son."

"Really? Interesting... Well, do you want help with the customs and traditions?"

"Well, yes. I would enjoy that."

"I see! Well, consider it free of charge thanks to you helping me earlier... But could you help me in something, maybe?"

"What?"

"Well, I'm trying to figure out about the other races up here... It's rather strange to see anyone not quite like me! Most of these races would be marked as mythological, you know. Like you, for example. Who knew giant flying reptilian creatures could live above ground?"

"It's not reptilian. It's draconic." You say, a bit annoyed.

"My apologies, sincerely. I did not know. But I must say, how do you keep it together? Surely there must be some people who think their race is superior, or slave races?"

She seems quite interested in what you have to say. A lot more than most people, you think.

Actions

>Well... How about I tell you later? I really do need to do this parade.
>I'll gladly tell you more about my race and other races... Let me just sit on your bed. (And if you want, maybe push for her sitting on your lap.)
>...To be honest, nothing's really as interesting as I am.
>What do you think is the most interesting about the surface anyways?
>...You know, why don't we go out sometime? I think you'd greatly enjoy it!
>Write-In
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>>1171072
>I'll gladly tell you more about my race and other races... Let me just sit on your bed. (And if you want, maybe push for her sitting on your lap
On our lap.
Laps are good for storytime
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>>1171072
>Well... How about I tell you later? I really do need to do this parade.
Business first, lap dances second
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So, going to wait to see if anons want to explain the surface more to Clevita or just get to the parade part...

Also, do anons like Clevita? Just curious.
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>>1171111
She's a friend.
A potential ally.
Not really going to try and waifu her.
Pretty sure we both consider each other friends.
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>>1171111
I'm neutral on her.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Tell her more!
2=Parade first!
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You decide to tell her more about your race and other races...

Roll me a 1d20+6 for how well you do this.

+4 if you can explain every race you've encountered, and give examples of what they're like.
+2 if you can compare your wives to most members of their species groups.
+2 if you can tell her about your race.
+1 if you can also get comfortable while telling her all this stuff. It'll be a bit of time.
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>>1171180
Autosuccess if everything happens.
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Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1171189
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>>1171189
>Dwarves
Think humans but shorter but stronger and more durable. They live underground and have a thing for crafting and mining somewhat like you kobolds the difference being socially. Kobolds tend to drink more as well as being louder and more friendly to each other. Honestly they are more relaxed.
And they also have nice beards
>Elf
They share some appearances to humans but are much more frail and slight of build. They tend to be good at woodworking and also have a preference of nature. The men aren't masculine and the women are cute.
>Werewolf
A wolf that stands upright on two legs. They are larger than humans with fur and claws as well as fangs. They have an innate sense of social hierarchy and a obedience to the leader they accept. They only accept the strong though. And weak, cruel leaders that fail have no place.
>Minotaurs
Large race with features of the bovine. Of course they have hands and stand upright as well. With hooves instead of feet. They are extremely strong and are much larger than most races. They tend to be liberal preferring personal freedoms. They also believe in multi-multiculturalism.
Think of chrysoula my wife. She's nice but also physically intimidating if you don't know her. and also very accepting of others.
>Humans
Humans are well. Humans.They tend to form groups based of things like ideals and religious beliefs. They can also be very...strong in their opinions. They can be strong-willed. Regardless of right and wrong. They have a strong sense of passion. Think about my wife liz.
She has a strong sense of beliefs and values and can sometimes be uncompromising in them.
Of course this isn't always true. Some tend to be less passionate or extreme. Frankizka tends to be quiet and undemanding.
>Drow
Elves that live underground. The women tend to be backstab happy and can be dangerous enemies. They also believe in female superiority. The men aren't that bad though they are low in the rung of society. This obviously stems from their religion.
>Dragons
Very uncommon creatures. We tend to like gold and raiding. Due to the nature of dragons some take slaves. This is of course due to the need for a labor force as dragons can be ambitious sometimes. Dragons are powerful creatures growing to many stories in height. Dragons can also mutate new abilities. They are also geniuses being multiple times smarter than a human. I am smarter than an average dragon but this has to do with the mutations I got more than anything else. They are also durable and powerful. I've raided cities and other places filled with soldiers and even missile silos and gun emplacements. Simply put conventional weaponry is very ineffective against us.
Sit on the bed and place her on our lap.

Did I get them all?
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>>1171277
I think you skipped Yaun-Ti
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>>1171277
Also, centaurs if you want.
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>>1171277
Orcs as well
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>>1171284
>Yuan-Ti
A hybrid of snakes and people We made them ourselves right? If so mention that They tend to be very religious and devout people. They come with a distinction that some have the standard two arms while some have four. They are carnivores and tend to like spicy food.

>Centaurs.
Half horse half people. With the upper body of a man and lower one of a horse. They have alot of endurance. Their society insofar seems to be nomadic and sometimes I've noticed knightly similar to Medieval europe. Their diet tends to consist of sugars, apples, and grains as they are herbivores.


>All this typing
All I wanted was to make a swedish board of food and health to deal with the autism that is private business
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>>1171297
>Waiting to mention it
Re.
>>1171304
Addendum
>Orcs
Originally when I found them in russia they seemed to be a warrior race. Dedicated to battle. I guess I could equate them to norse in that they are a people dedicated to war and to a sense honor as well. They tend to be bigger and bulkier than standard humans with green skin and tusks.
The ones here are loyal to me in spite of everything as well.
Also gotta remember to remov the orc and elven ghettos
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>>1171304
There are also Harpies and Giants although those aren't really in Sweden.
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>>1171322
Those can wait until we actually meet them.
As we know jack and shit about them.
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>>1171321
>orc ghettoes
I don't think we've been nothing but kind to the orcs by encouraging immigration from Siberia to Sweden. At least no official ghettoes like the elves.

>>1171330
Didn't we meet Giants in Romania though?
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>>1171341
We didn't go to romania iirc.
As we do not have a giant form.

We were about to go to Sicily and see harpies but things happened.

And a reminder that a harpy form would be useful
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>>1171355
things always happen. Just as we're about to do something QM throws something in our way.
>Family trip to Sicily cancelled because of stuff
>Guy has a heart attack and we have to go to court
>Son gets infected with Lycanthropy even though it should've been impossible and we still haven't made a cure

Also I doubt a Harpy form is even possible. I think it's like a succubus or mermaid form in that it's exclusively female.
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>>1171382
Nah we can do it.
I remember the limits.
The gender thing is a non issue iirc.
The size of a creature is important though.

But harpies are big enough and not too outlandish a creature for us to do.

And we could probably copy merfolk as well
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>>1171392
But I don't think there's even a male equivalent to a Harpy like mermen to mermaids.
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>>1171410
Here's what you do.
Take a harpy.
Remove the vagoo and bewbs
And add a pinga.
Boom we're a male harpy.
The only one ever.
Because magic
Honestly are you trying to apply reason to shapeshifting?
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>>1171427
I'm trying to apply mythology and naming conventions to shapeshifting. Harpies are described as an exclusively female group of creatures so a male "Harpy" should be impossible.
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>>1171448
Why would our shapeshifting powers be affected by mythology?
Insofar it seems only size matters.
The only other case is shapeshifting into a daemon and even then we can do that if we get better shapeshifting.


Also minotaurs are nothing like their counterpart in mythology iirc.
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>>1171454
A male shouldn't be able to shapeshift into female creature though. That's basically the same as shapeshifting into a slug when all slugs are hermaphrodites. Even if it has the same appearance then technically speaking to isn't a Harpy or Slug what so ever.

The same also goes for Daemons since they're just manifestations of magic/cosmic energy that take vague shapes. It would just be us shapeshifting into some general shape or into the shape of a perceived daemon like Vasura.
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>>1171454
>>1171479
I would point out that mythologically there can't be such a thing as a female Minotaur, so we are off script already...
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>>1171479
*Ahem*
It's magic.
Quite literally magic.
Why not question why we can call down lightning bolts?
Or fuck with the thermal energy of objects?
Or ya know.
Make skeletons walk.
>>1171483
And centaurs are lustful and wild.
And daemons apparently shouldn't have tails.
OP does what he wants
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You tell her practically everything about every race... She seems very interested and writes this down.

+10 opinion with Clevitta.

In exchange she tells you how a honor guard parade is suppose to go... Mostly a march throughout the streets, with plenty of horns and drum, and eventually at the center of the city, lead by the general a march around in a square four times while reciting oaths to Mars, Julius, and Augustus, along with a speech and a feast afterwards.

"So, what exactly is the sacrifice?"

"It ranges. Sometimes a goat or sheep in minor victories, or a sacrifice of loot and gains for a moderate one... Though if the enemy's commander was knocked out and forcibly taken captive there's usually a humiliation part."

"Really?"

"Well, first there's an auction to see who keeps the prize, usually the commander's favorite. Of course the punishment varies, but it usually is either castration or blinding. Sometimes both if the enemy commander was particularly hard to capture."

Jesus. The Romans don't exactly play around.

"So who's most likely to be in the honor guard?"

"Usually a Praetorian if the general was in the thick of fighting, or a Cuniculumiles."

"Erh..."

It seems to be a word that you don't exactly understand. Seems like their Latin has split off a bit.

"Oh... How do I say this? Ah! Tunnel Auxiliary! Just criminals, you know. Occassional volunteer or the medically ill or disabled."

"Tunnel Auxiliary?"

"Tasked in fighting in the smaller more dark tunnels, with smaller shields and a smaller Gladius. Usually with the Legionaries behind them to both reinforce them... And cut them down if they flee."

"...So erh... What's the justice system in Rome?"

"Usually getting sent to the Tunnel Auxiliary, it's a drain on manpower, and prisons and jails take up far too many men and women for what they're worth. Of course, lesser crimes are punished on the severity, sometimes the breaking of fingers to the severing of an arm. So of course, there's very little crime in the first place!"

Ah. Well...

"Of course, more major crimes have more severe punishments, you know, besides the Tunnel Auxiliary. If you really mess up, such as corruption with foreigners or treachery, it's a bit harsh. National execution with torture. Except on the kid shows though, that's the one show that doesn't show it."

"Jesus."

"What? They only happen every five years, and it's rather interesting in my opinion. Usually they parade the criminal around for a bit, give a speech, bets are placed on the type of torture and execution, that sort of thing."

"...Seems rather heartless, honestly."

She shrugs.

"Well, I personally don't see the problem with it."

"Oh... You know, we kind of got off track. What happens during the end of a parade?"

"Well, the feast's end and usually a quick speech, and the troops are dismissed. That's it, really."

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>...I see. Well, thank you Clevitta.
>Can we talk more?
>Write-In
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>>1171487
>Can we talk more?
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>>1171487
>...I see. Well, thank you Clevitta

>>1171486
Anons do question and mock the QM for science related mistakes all the time though.
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>>1171512
I am just waiting to see how effective he makes laser weapons...
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>>1171487
>Can we talk more?

Okay so no public executions or torture.
That comes right out of the parade,

I want to make amends with katariina.
And get as many characters to 120+ opinion as possible.
Starting with our wives then moving out.
>>1171512
Only when it gets ridiculous.
Like fur under scales.
Unless they have teleportation magic or something the fur would shed and fuck them up.


And I'm still wondering how liz could shapeshift in the 2016 dimension
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>>1171520
I theorise that she could because she had gotten those forms via a mutagen.
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>>1171520
No. Anons have made fun of him for stuff like non-flaccid canine phalluses in NEQ.
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>>1171523
I thought that but then realized even then she'd need magic to shapeshift.

Or else multiple parts of science would kick his ass.

And any opinion on maxing out relationship stats for cool stuff?
I wonder what chrysoula does.
>>1171529
Oh I wasn't there for that.
I think we do that now because it brings back traumatic memories to OP.
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>>1171529
I will kill you.

"Can we talk some more though?"

"About what?"

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>Well, why is your government so brutal?
>So will this parade have any executions or torture?
>Thanks for telling me this, but I should get going.
>...I was wondering if you wanted to know more about the surface.
>You know, you kobolds do have a good idea about the jail system... Free up some men to work elsewhere...
>Write-In
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>>1171542
>So will this parade have any executions or torture?

I'm just saying, there's stuff regarding terminology and shiet.
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>>1171542
>Well, why is your government so brutal?
>So will this parade have any executions or torture?

Interesting in that in a way kobolds are being exactly like the roman empire in a sense
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"Well... Why is your government so brutal?"

"Well, at least we show mercy to cities unlike the Drow and Gnomes. If they surrender before we get there we don't touch a thing. Can't say anything else though if they don't."

"I see... Huh."

"But mostly because a strong government prevents crime by making it not worth it in the first place, and besides, in a sense it's more kind. Less people will do crime in the first place, meaning less suffering."

"Right... Well, will this parade have any executions or torture?"

"I mean, you'd have to ask my dad about that. Sorry."

"I see... Well, thanks."

You pat her on the head and get up... You then visit the embassy.

Her dad does confirm that the enemy commander was slain in battle, and there were few slaves. It seems there's no torture or executions planned.

Great.

Now armed with this knowledge, you can make the parade much better..

Treasury: 11.5$ Million.

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>Spend very little! (1$ Million)
>Spend a little! (2$ Million)
>Spend below average! (3$ Million)
>Spend an average amount. (6$ Million)
>Spend an above average amount. (9$ Million)
>Spend a large amount! (12$ Million)
>Spend a huge amount (15$ Million)
>Spend as much as you can! (18$ Million)
>See about getting Elizabeth to help you with money!
>Try and get a sponsor deal! There will be no doubt a huge amount of deals!
>Write-In
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>>1171595
>Spend an average amount. (6$ Million)
Save money for the future work we make for constantinople
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>>1171595
>Spend a little! (2$ Million)
Or very little
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Do do anons just want to spend below average?
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>>1171626
Sure.
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>>1171626
>do do
Hehe
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You decide to spend below average.

With that done, you think it's probably time for a break...

What do anons?

>Spend some time with Frankizka!
>Spend some time as Elizabeth with Ren's mom and dad!
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>>1171665
>Spend some time with Frankizka!
Gotta make that climb
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>>1171665
>Spend some time as Elizabeth with Ren's mom and dad!
Liz should get to know Rens parents better.
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So what do anons want to do? I'll wait a bit.
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>>1171712
Well I consider it objectively better to spend time with frankizka as ren
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>>1171717
Those are some nice digits
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Spend time with Elizabeth!
2=Elizabeth spends time with Ren's mom and dad!
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>>1171721
Spending time with frankizka confirmed for the better choice.

Also I consider it bullshit we have to choose one or the other since Liz and Ren are two separate people
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>>1171737
I'm gonna ask.
Why don't we spend time with frankizka then transition to spending time as liz?

Answer me this OP.
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>>1171741
I though that the other anon didn't choose a personal action for Liz to do for a minute, realized it was him, and that you just wanted Liz to check on Viktor.
So now I'm stuck in shit central. Anons can do the Elizabeth action.

But would anons rather spend some time with Frankizka or try to have quality time with your kids?

>Spend time with your kids!
>Spend time with Frankizka!

I feel stupid as fuck now.
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>>1171773
>Spend time with Frankizka!
Imperial Spies World Wide
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>>1171778
Oops
Forgot to take that off.
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>>1171773
Franzizka
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Frankizka it is.

You decide to go on a date with Frankizka as Renexizious...

How should this go?

>Go on a double date with Elizabeth and your mom and dad... She is after all meeting your parents later... Formally meeting that is.
>Maybe a double-date with Vasura?
>Your fairly sure she wouldn't mind a double-date with Chrysoula...
>See about taking Frankizka out to diner!
>Maybe a movie theater?
>You still have that boat... You can get some things together and go out with Frankizka!
>She liked the opera house with you... Why not go again?
>You know... Why not a drive along the Swedish coastline? That'd be new.
>Camping! Just like your adventuring days in the warhammer dimension. It'll be fun!
>Write-In
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>>1171831
>You still have that boat... You can get some things together and go out with Frankizka!

Just prep some nice food and wine.
And have boat tumbling
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You decide to get some nice food and wine together for a boat trip with Frankizka...

You go to her attic room, where she seems to be reading a book.

"Frankizka?"

She sighs, and puts down the book.

"Yes?"

"...Want to go on a date?"

"Didn't we just go on one?"

"Well, yes."

"...Can't we just stay at home or something?"

Right. Not really an outdoor person.

"Come on, why not?"

"Well, I'm kind of reading a book, and I'm exhaustion after dealing with Lynea stealing my blankets, since she was freezing from water or something. I don't even know what she gets up to, so strange."

Huh.

"So you don't want to go?"

"I'd rather just stay home. If you want, you can relax next to me, but I have a book I kind of want to finish."

Actions

>...Frankizka, come on. I know you don't like going outside... Much. But this will be exciting! Fun! Adventurous!
>I mean, snuggling together sounds nice.
>What's wrong with going on a date so soon after the last one?
>To be fair, the last date was a week or two ago...
>Fine, fine. I'll see if Elizabeth wants me to go on a date with her... (Threat or actually go with her!)
>Write-In
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>>1171893
>I mean, snuggling together sounds nice.
>What's wrong with going on a date so soon after the last one?

I'll just make a note to potential renovations
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>>1171907
What?
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>>1171918
An indoor movie theater.
A sidenote is that making CDs would also be good.

Actually VHS tapes would be a easier goal
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"Well, I mean, snuggling together sounds nice. But what's wrong with going on a date so soon after the last one?"

"Eh... I mean it's fun, but I just prefer to stay where I know people and it's comfortable. Just an indoor person, I guess."

"Oh."

You see she's reading Plato's Republic. Huh.

"So did you want to get in beside me or what? Wouldn't happen to have a pillow, would you? I have a lack of them."

You are currently in your human form.

Actions

>...Sure, I guess we can cuddle.
>Well, you know, I don't use other forms too much... If you want, I can be your pillow. Kind of. (Shapeshift)
>Come on Frankizka, I got you a ton of stuff... Don't you want to go out?
>Frankizka, please?
>Maybe we can read that book together, Frankizka. Just saying.
>Write-In
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>>1171982
>Well, you know, I don't use other forms too much... If you want, I can be your pillow. Kind of. (Shapeshift)
Minotaur
>Maybe we can read that book together, Frankizka. Just saying.
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"Well, you know, I don't use other forms too much... If you want, I can be your pillow. Kind of. Maybe read a book together?"

"Sure... I'll scoot a bit."

You shift to your minotaur form and get in beside her... You dominate the bed easily, forcing her to cuddle up onto you and rest her head on your fur.

She seems quite comfortable...

"You know, speaking of minotaurs... Ren? Just curious when I first got this bed, why was there minotaur fur all over it?"

"What?"

"Yeah, it was weird. Tons of fur all over the place, and I had to clean the entire place out... Would I mind if I ask what happened?"

Actions

>Erh... Well...
>You know what would be comfy? My room. We can get in bed together, you can cuddle up to me as much as you want...
>I kind of had sex with Chrysoula in your bed. Sorry.
>Hey, come on babe. Let's just read this together.
>Eh. It's a surprise.
>Write-in
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>>1172018
>Oh sorry I was helping chrysoula with work and I was in my dragotaur form. Me and chrysoula had bought the furniture and brought it here. Sorry if we got fur on it when we set it all up.
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"Oh, sorry. I was helping Chrysoula with work and I was in my dragotaur form... Must of gotten fur everywhere when we brought the furniture in."

"Oh, no problem." She seems to believe you, having no thought that you could be lying. She turns the page in the book...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how well reading Plato's Republic goes with Frankizka!

+3 if you can get Chrysoula extremely comfy, and be as loving as possible.
+2 if you can be a bit lustful towards her.
+2 if you can talk favorably about Chrysoula to her.
+2 if you can compliment Frankizka and think what sets her apart from the rest of the vampires, and why you like it.
+1 if you can be a bit disappointed that you didn't go on the boat trip.
+1 if you can hope for maybe tumbling later.
+1 if you can be a bit disappointed she didn't get into the anime. (+1 if you can still be excited about that.)
+1 if you can whisper loving things towards Frankizka.
+1 if you can think of philosophical one liners to steal from Plato's Republic.
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>>1172061
>Get chrysoula extremely comfy
>>Get chrysoula
>>>>Chrysoula.
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>>1172070
>why you shouldn't go to work at five in the morning
I regret nothing.
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>>1172073
What time zone do yoo live in?
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>>1172089
West Coast Time, also known as Worst Coast Time.
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Rolled 20 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>>1172061
Wrap our large warm around her and her soft chest.
>Chrysoula has been really helpful lately huh. She's gotten a job I noticed. I think it's nice and she's really been working hard to help us.

>You know I don't say it often but I like that you rmoralistic. You have power over other people but you don't exercise it or let it go to your head. Honestly I don't think being a vampire makes you evil. Power doesn't make someone evil it just strips down the falsities and shows someones character. So you have a good character. A strong one. Even if you don't want to ride on a boat with me.

It's a shame she isn't in the anime.
The anime is awesome but it's a shame.
Maybe she can be added in later.

>So yeah it's nice your around frankizka. I love you. You try our best to do the right thing. And you're careful when you do it.
Philosophical one liner?
>Because if you do good to those you believe good and wrong to those you believe evil you make the world a less just place.

Philosophy son.
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>>1172163
Looks like I'm
*puts on shades*
20/20
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>>1172163
Oh and I made an error
>Because if you do good to those you believe good and wrong to those you believe evil you make the world a less just place.
Should be
>Because if you do good to those you believe good and wrong to those you believe evil you and you're wrong you make the world a less just place.

My mistake
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So do we learn everything about Platos Republic and a government type stuff from it?
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Critical Success!

You wrap around her comfortably, giving her a soft hug on your chest.

"You know, Chrysoula has been really helpful lately, huh? She's gotten a job. I think it's nice and she's really been working hard to help us."

"Yeah... Too bad Elizabeth couldn't be the one to get a job."

"Nah... I love having my wives where I can see them. But you know I don't say it often but I like that your moralistic. You have power over other people but you don't exercise it or let it go to your head, like most people. Honestly I don't think being a vampire makes you evil. Power doesn't make someone evil it just strips down the falsities and shows someones character, you know? So you have a good character. A strong one. Even if you don't want to ride on a boat with me..."

"Well..." She sighs.

"Is that a yes?"

"Why not?"

"Nice. But really, it's nice your around frankizka. I love you. You try your best to do the right thing. And you're careful when you do it too, that's what matters."

You give her a hug.

"Because if you do good to those you believe good and wrong to those you believe evil you and you're wrong you make the world a less just place, you know."

You read Plato's Republic with Frankizka... And feel a bit of inspiration coming to mind...

Choose one anons.

>Socratic Teachings (Renexizious gains +3 Wisdom and +3 Insight. If you so want, his character can go through a startling realization and lean heavily towards a certain ideal/ideology.)
>Socratic Uprightness (Renexizious implements a series of reforms to counter corruption and future corruption, along with your populace leaning away from corruption and decadence.)
>Socratic Parliamentary (Institute a parliament where men are not chosen by election or their word, but by noble deeds, actively striving towards the betterment of the nation, with strong anti-corruption laws. Citizens favoring democracy will be pleased, and you'll have a system of people who can deal with minor issues for you.)
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>>1172312
>Socratic Uprightness (Renexizious implements a series of reforms to counter corruption and future corruption, along with your populace leaning away from corruption and decadence.)
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>>1172312
This is a tough one.
I want either socratic teachings or socratic uprightness.

I think I'll go with
>Socratic Teachings (Renexizious gains +3 Wisdom and +3 Insight. If you so want, his character can go through a startling realization and lean heavily towards a certain ideal/ideology.)
I'd like a startling realization
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>>1172328
Mind if I ask what the startling realization is?
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>>1172339
*Ahem*
HITLER
A
SHIT

And that socialism isn't that bad.
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>>1172357
>Socialism isn't that bad

Pic related anon

Also, going to wait for anons to decide.
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>>1172371
Kek
We should wait till tomorrow and other anons come on.
This seems important.

Plus I'd like if ren stopped saying fuck the socialists and then doing socialist shit.
Basically
"Being left wing or Right wing is kinda pointless as neither is functionally the best way to run a government. Being flexible and able to adapt to a myriad of social, economic, and military problems is the best path."
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>>1172371
And I have to ask.
Are we going to get any relationship boost with frankizka?
And what is our current level with her?
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>>1172377
Perfect pic related.

>>1172381

It's 80 right now, which is good. Could be better though.
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>>1172410
Hm.
Well I'm going to sleep.
I'm determined to get to 120 this thread.
Somehow.
Goodnight OP.
You should sleep too before you make more spelling errors.

>>>>Chrysoula
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Also, just because I feel like putting this down somewhere to remember...

Here's what most races main political party is.

The first belief is on the spectrum. Far Left being Communist, with Far Right being Reactionary, that sort of thing.
The second one is their economic stance.
The third one is their environmental stance.


Half-Dragons: Reactionary, Laissez Faire, Industrialists.
Humans: Conservative, Interventionism, Industrialists
Dwarves: Reactionaries, Lassiez Faire, Extreme Industrialists
Elves: Liberal, Interventionism, Environmentalists
Yuan-Ti: Extremely Conservative, State Capitalism, Industrialists
Minotaurs: Very Liberal, Lassiez Faire, Industrialists
Orcs: Liberal, Planned Economy, Industrialists

I'll probably expand this list later.
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>>1172312
>Socratic Uprightness (Renexizious implements a series of reforms to counter corruption and future corruption, along with your populace leaning away from corruption and decadence.)

This seems most useful, since it will make our government more efficient and reduce the threat that chaos presents. I would however support any of the other ones if it comes down to it...


Also, can we only get one of these from this book or will we need to read it again or something to learn more? Is there any way to get more of these bonuses? Like going to the Greek god's realm and talking with Socrates, assuming he is there?


>>1172460
All I am getting from that, is that no one will really care about us fucking over the environment...except the elves.
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>>1172460
I forgot to ask but these reforms we implement.
What are they?
Are they anything notable like book banning or such or just public decrees that encourage people to not be degenerate?
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>>1173124
I think it would be adjusting societal outlooks and teachings towards the concepts Socrates considered important.


That being acting in the interests of the people rather than the individual. Working longer, harder, better and not asking for anything in return.

As to why it would reduce corruption and decadence, think about it; everyone is dedicated to making a better world for everyone. So corruption is a mortal sin and decadence is inefficient and thus also wrong.


Or something like that. Personally I would like to go with the Parliamentary option but I am aware that it wouldn't offer much in the short or long term besides less minor issues to deal with and the democratic citizenry liking us more.
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>>1173124
Well, if anything it's encouraging people to look at philosophy and ancient texts, making libraries more popular and so forth.

Also, an important thing is that minotaurs are a bit more loyal to the government thanks to you encouraging this.


>>1173114
Werewolves are also Environmentalists, which I forgot to include. Most races will be Industralists and until environment starts becoming a major problem. If a race has "Laissez Faire", they'll get pissed at you nationalizing things and interfering a lot in the economy. If they have Interventionism they're alright with limited nationalization and the government helping businesses with subsidies, etc.
State Capitalist are alright with major nationalization and encourage it, but endorse that smaller businesses less vital to the state shouldn't be nationalized.
Planned Economists want the entire economy to be nationalized.

>>1173114
Also, for your actually really damned good idea, I think you can totally do that. For example, if you wanted to go up to Adolf Hitler, and be trained in the art of National Socialism, you'd get policies and unique socialist-nationalist ideals. Or if you go talk to George Orwell you can totally take one of his ideas, etc.
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>>1173127
And another example could be going up to Augustus Caesar, and get a training montage in the art of ruling over a massive empire, that sort of thing.
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>>1173127
Oh so our empire becomes more literate.
I'm okay with that.
>>1173129
>Doing a training montage
I swear flames talked shit when I brought up the idea of training our stats
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>>1173127
>>1173129
>>1173132
Well, time to go on a treasure hunt of all these people...we will also want to find the writers of these books;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Diamond_Age
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starship_Troopers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fahrenheit_451

Since they can give us some useful ideas or at least will cover some good ground.
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>>1173129
Can we up our intelligence stat by talking to famous scientists?
Like talking to Einstein before he bites the dust in a few years.
>>1173136
Let's do that after we finish the books we have.
We still haven't even touched advanced enchanting.
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>>1173136
>Starship Troopers
Military Republic when?

Socratic Uprightness chosen!

You read Plato's Republic with Frankizka, and are quite enthralled... Eventually you finish the entire book up and put it to the side, and cuddle a bit with Frankizka. She decides to talk suddenly.

"You know what I find so strange Ren?"

"What?'

"Well, you know. How your world has it so lucky compared to mine. Minotaurs are comfy and adorable here... Which you are too, you know."

She gives you a kiss right on the side of your face.

"But I mean... Well... It's so strange. Elves aren't too much of upright dicks about things, most people are alright with other races... It's just... It feels wrong, I guess."

"Really?"

"Yeah. I mean, it's like looking out at a crowd of people who were your enemies at one point and aren't... For Sigmar's sake, you even allow Khornates who somehow don't pose a problem!"

You chuckle a bit.

"Yeah."

"Next thing you'll say is that you tamed a chaos demon or something... By the Lord Sigmar, I never thought a dwarf could not bear a grudge if I knocked into him. Not to mention the strange beast-men and how they don't remind me of barbarians with stone axes."

She cuddles up to you.

"...I don't get why my dimension has to be so... Dark, and so brutal..."

Actions

>Hey, come on Frankizka. You shouldn't treat groups of people like potential enemies.
>...Well, haven't minotaurs always been cute? I mean, there's Chrysoula. Then there's me right now in this form...
>...Hey, want to read another one of those books?
>I don't get how your dimension's so dark either.
>To be perfectly fair, it seems Demons have some humanlike traits and are capable of human thought and reason...
>I have indeed tamed a demon, so to speak. A cute one at that.
>Write-In
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>>1173139
>Maybe it doesn't have to be. Maybe it can be salvaged. Have some hope.
>I have indeed tamed a demon, so to speak. A cute one at that.

So can we up our Int and Wis by learning from the great minds of this world?
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"Hey, it doesn't have to be. Maybe it can be salvaged, have some hope. But yeah, I have indeed tamed a demon, so to speak. A cute one at that."

She rolls over to look at you. She has something she's about to say, almost on reflex without thinking...

"Isn't that heresy though?"

"Erh..."

She shakes her head.

"Ren, that's impossible. To be frank, every demon is a blight upon reality itself, twisting it... Don't believe a demon for one second, let alone even talk to it..." She seems to hug you tightly, worried about you.

Actions

>Listen, it's all good, ok? I know what I'm doing.
>...Now your a bit curious. Ask Khorne why Slaanesh and Tzeentch have no influence over you. Because for fuck's sake you've dated their followers at the least.
>To be honest, the Chaos Pantheon isn't as evil as you make it out to be. It's a little... Over the top, but there's good and cool gods too, you know.
>What's with you zealots and trying to tell me what to do?
>...Cuddle with Frankizka. She's clearly worried about you.
>Write-In
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>>1173139
Technically it is a partly military republic. Since to become a citizen just requires "military service" in a world where the military also owns a huge array of research facilities and factories. Presumably a great scientist gets citizenship for their work.


>Write-In
"Trust me this world is far from perfect.

There are incidents of species motivated violence and I would point out that the majority of non-humans are moving to my empire because I don't discriminate unlike their homelands. Minotaur are banned from most political positions and where they are allowed they are unable to have children.

Anyhow, even ignoring that, the majority of our world's history is just as bloody as yours. It's just these days...the world is a lot more stable, thanks to the interconnected nature of our economy and such. When someone in america can talk with someone in England in real time, you would be amazed how much more easily diplomacy and industry can act across huge distances.

Personally I also blame the chaos gods of your dimension, here they are weak enough to not try anything that would attract my attention but in yours; they can act as they wish.

Still, it is also momentum. So much bad shit causes more bad shit; every famine, every death, every crime just pushes your world closer to that edge, that abyss.

Still, I will do my best to solve this problem once I can afford to step back from this world.


...And about taming a demon, I have kinda done three. The demon dog I took from Khorne, the bird I took from Tenzeetch and a shapeshifting demon of Slannesh that I managed to shift to another god and convince to work with rather than against me. You can meet them if you would like?"
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>>1173148
>...Cuddle with Frankizka. She's clearly worried about you.
>Listen, it's all good, ok? I know what I'm doing.
>To be honest, the Chaos Pantheon isn't as evil as you make it out to be. It's a little... Over the top, but there's good and cool gods too, you know.
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>>1173146
Fuck I am a mess today, meant to link >>1173149 to your post not mine.
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>>1173146
>Write-In
"Well they didn't want to be a daemon. Plus now they serve under a different god. They aren't really a daemon anymore. Not to mention their former chaos god is pissed at them."
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You cuddle with Frankizka.

"Come on, it's all good, ok? I know what I'm doing. Besides, the Chaos Pantheon isn't as evil as you make it out to be... I mean, it's a little over the top, I won't deny, but there's good and cool gods too."

She cuddles up to you.

"...You sound like a heretic, honestly. But your a heretic who can give a damn nice hug."

"Well, no problem. But heretic, really?"

"...It's a joke."

"Oh."

You cuddle up to her for a bit.

"...You know, in a sense I miss Bretonnia."

"Really?"

"...I sort of miss the knights strutting around, and the the horses, along with the tournies, you know?"

"...Really?"

"I can't help it... Not to mention the "France" here just... Well, it really does remind me of home in so many ways. From the cuisine to the language!"

"Hm."

"...But I find it the most strange of all to have my best friend to be a minotaur! A beastmen... It's strange, no?"

"Well..."

"For Sigmar's sake, when I told Chrysoula I was a vampire she brushed it off and gave me a hug... Though she has been careful about letting me near her neck, I find it so strange... What the bloody hell is with your dimension Ren? I feel like at times my dimension had to get the short end of the stick, I doubt there's any more unlucky then mine."

Actions

>Well... To be fair, there's ONE dimension related to yours which might be... Only a little more grimdark...
>Kiss her and cuddle even more!
>Chrysoula's amazing, isn't she?
>Why do you like Chrysoula so much anyways?
>You know, we should probably do something besides talk in bed...
>Write-In
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>>1173129
>going up to Augustus Caesar,
How do we do that?
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>>1173159
>Well... To be fair, there's ONE dimension related to yours which might be... Only a little more grimdark...
>Why do you like Chrysoula so much anyways?
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>>1173159
>Kiss her and cuddle even more!
>Well... To be fair, there's ONE dimension related to yours which might be... Only a little more grimdark...
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>>1173159
>Well... To be fair, there's ONE dimension related to yours which might be... Only a little more grimdark...
>Chrysoula's amazing, isn't she?
>Kiss her and cuddle even more!


>>1173160
Either necromancy the shit out of roman tombs or we go to the Roman god realm and find the cunt. Perhaps ask dad to put him on the line.
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>>1173165
I say necromancy.
We need to level that up anyways.
And we can have Roman undead legions.
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>>1173170
Necromancy would've been OP in WW 1...
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>>1173165
>>1173170
Is like you guys what to intentially piss off jupiter.

Besides Augustus' was cremated and his ashes scattered over a thousand years ago
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>>1173174
>Jupiter doesn't like the undead.
I don't care tbqhwy.
We married the undead.
We specced into necromancy.
If he has a problem with it he should have tried to get into contact with his son sooner.
Or shouldn't have cucked our mortal dad.= in the first place.
>>1173173
As I've said we should grind necromancy.
And get to reading that advanced enchantment book.
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>>1173170
Your dad would be pissed the fuck off at that, and it's not "a little pissed" but "what the fuck are you doing you cunt" pissed.

You kiss Frankizka and cuddle up to her even more.

"To be fair, tehere's one dimension related to yours which might be a... Only a little more grimdark."

"Ha. I'd like to see it..."

You cuddle with her a bit more.

"Chrysoula's amazing, isn't she? But why do you like her so much?"

"She seems... You know. Naive and innocent, mostly. You know that she doesn't even know what a prostitute is, right?"

That certainly is sheltered. And judging from Frankizka's face, she has some joy in this.

"So..."

"Plus she makes a good hardworking friend. But don't think we don't want you for ourselves."

"Really?"

"Well, yeah. Maybe one day. But probably not now."

She gives you a kiss.

"You know, I find it weird how Chrysoula and Elizabeth interact. Elizabeth being a bit caring about Chrysoula, but tries to hide it... I mean, it's plain as day. But you know, Elizabeth in general has been acting more weird than usual. I mean, you know. More and more motherlike, I mean, for god's sake I caught her making lunch for some slaves who were busy working on more slave quarters... She even cut off the crusts of a sandwich, cut them apples which were sliced, a small carton of milk, a few strips of bacon and even some sliced swiss cheese... It's so strange. It used to be that occasionally she tried to improve the slave's conditions... Now she's acting like a surrogate mother for them or something."

Actions

>Yeah... You noticed? She's been acting really... Well, you know. Mother-like.
>...Yeah. I think she just finds it fun though. I don't know.
>It's cute, right?
>...What else does Elizabeth do? I'm interested now.
>...You know, Elizabeth's been craving even more children, have you noticed?
>...Holy shit, I think she took the packed lunch thing seriously.
>Write-in
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>>1173174
...Get me a vacuum cleaner and a week. We will have a sack of roman emperor.
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>>1173177
>...Holy shit, I think she took the packed lunch thing seriously.

>Write-in
"...I wonder what else I can get her to do...wait a second! She didn't make me a packed lunch!"
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>>1173177
>Yeah... You noticed? She's been acting really... Well, you know. Mother-like.
>...You know, Elizabeth's been craving even more children, have you noticed?

We need undead legions
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>>1173177
>Yeah... You noticed? She's been acting really... Well, you know. Mother-like.
>...What else does Elizabeth do? I'm interested now.
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>>1173181
You are on shaky ground as it is with gods.

You've betrayed God.
You've betrayed the Norse Pantheon.
And your dad considers necromancy to be bad, but doing it en masse on Romans? He'll be pissed.

Let me just say, and make this clear, that unless you want bad] shit to happen, you should at least try to stay on good relations with your god dad, or at least try to get God and the Norse Pantheon to stop hating you.
Because having two major religions actively hate you is a very, very bad thing if you slip up and piss them off even more.

Anons are actually lucky their real dad worships the norse pantheon, because that's prevented the norse from smiting Ren for betraying their pantheon even though he converted to it.

"Holy shit. Did she take the packed lunch thing seriously? I mean... I wonder what else I can get her to do... Wait a minute, she didn't make me a packed lunch..."

She smiles.

"Yeah... Well, you noticed? She's been acting really mother-like... She even wants more children."

"Really?"

"Yeah... Not just a little, but a LOT more."

"...Isn't that the last thing you need?"

"Basically... But could you tell me more about what Elizabeth does?"

She doesn't seem to certain she wants to tell you. Mostly because the conversation has gone on for a bit about her...

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if Frankizka's willing to tell.

+3 if Renexizious can show his love to Frankizka.
+2 if he can get her even more comfortable on him, in his minotaur form.
+2 if Ren can comment on Elizabeth's increased maternal side.
+2 if Ren can come up with excuses why Elizabeth's more maternal.
+1 if Ren can take a guess at how many children Elizabeth actually does want.

Autosuccess if everything happens.
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>>1173195
>Anons actually have to respect beings of higher authority now.
Sacreblou. What an unprecedented notion.
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1173195
I think we can calm down Odin if we get a chance to talk to him.
We'll have to remember to call them I guess.
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>>1173195
Honestly, the gods seem to get pissy over random shit. I mean the norse I don't even remember what we did to piss them off! All I know was that we converted to them to please our dad, found out they were going to do even less to help than god and went "fuck this shit, I'm out!" back to religious grey-zone-ship
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>>1173201
The Gods are like that.
I wonder if there's protection strong enough to stop god smiting.
I'd say anything strong enough to stop lightning would do.

>>1173199
>Anons have to get along with the beings born from the hope and belief of people.
ftfy

The Gods are more or less sentient energy.
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>>1173202
>could smite us and ruin our lives
>not a being of higher authority

You may as well just say that our mom, dad and everyone else are nothing but a conglomeration of eukaryotic cells.
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>>1173201
You betrayed them via face-heel-turn, and luckily left it at that.
God isn't actively doing anything against you, because unless you piss him off extremely badly, he's probably content to leave you be.

Also, almost every god doesn't do too much for their followers. Jupiter's willing to give you some incentive since he needs the help though.
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>>1173208
The more I learn.
The more I believe becoming a God is an entirely better option.
I have to remember we need to shill for our religion.
>>1173207
Eukaryotic cells and a soul.
And magic.
Dragons are part magic.

And technically alot of things can kill me and ruin my life.

Ren has been killed as well too.
But I don't consider the white death a being of higher authority
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>>1173208
Actually, the Norse gods stated that all their divine energy was going towards preparing for the end times. So simply put, they would do less than any other pantheon for us.
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>>1173219
Eschatology a shit.
We should make our own afterlife.
With hookers and blackjack.
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>>1173214
Got a question for you. What would happen to all the waifus you leave behind? Your after all leaving their plane of existence.

>>1173219
So just a face-heel-turn at a time when they needed more divine energy.

17+7=25

Good Success

"Well, I mean, there's one time I saw her give a lullaby to a slave's child who wouldn't sleep with her two heads. Or the time she was in the garden, and one of the nobles was talking to her, and mentioned how his wife was sick... I think she personally visited his wife and gave him enough money for the operation for her... She's certainly extremely maternal now. So strange... But anyways, do you know anything about her deal with Chrysoula?"

Actions

>...Sorry, I don't. (Lie)
>Change the subject?
>Elizabeth's second head is interested in Chrysoula, you know.
>...Maybe Elizabeth's interested in Chrysoula?
>I mean, I think maybe she's a bit weirded out by something. You never know.
>Write-In
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>>1173221
>Change the subject?
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>>1173221
>Elizabeth's second head is interested in Chrysoula, you know but you didn't hear this from me.

What would happen to them when we die?
I'm pretty sure we aren't all going to the same after life.
Now that I think about it we should do some studies into the astral plane.
I remember hearing technology to harness astral energy was a possibility.
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>>1173221
>...Maybe Elizabeth's interested in Chrysoula?
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I'd also like to point out.
Jupiter says undead are bad because they are unnatural when that argument is inherently fallacious .

Also the fact Gods do little or next to nothing to help their followers annoys me slightly.
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>>1173260
I can see why he might think that but at the same time I must agree, there is nothing unnatural about animating a bunch bones into motion. The attaching of a sentient soul? Then he might have a point but still.


It also makes sense that the gods do little to help their followers. If there is limitation to what they can do thanks to peoples decreasing intensity of faith, they will feel less interested in protecting or expending their power to help them.

Or it could be an agreement between the gods, not to get into some sort of benefits war.
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>>1173266
This also makes me wonder if Jupiter is going to stop helping us once he has enough followers.

And as to the Gods sitting things out due to people caring less.
I wonder if them sitting things out will have a negative effect on the strength of faith.


The Gods might very well be massive Jews.

And attaching a sentient soul maybe.
Depends honestly.
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>>1173279
Eh, honestly at this point it seems like we really are better off getting people to worship us. Since we are actually willing to do shit to improve their lives and aren't going to ask for idiotic things like no necromancy.
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>>1173284
Before we do that we have to put things to rights.
And accept our heritage.
Of fucking with the boundaries between dimensions and planes.

Isn't inter-planar travel a thing in the D&D verse?
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>>1173289
Yeah but that is more like different pages of the same book whereas the inter-dimensional travel we have done is jumping to a different book entirely.
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>>1173299
Well then we would need to study astral energy.
There has to be a way that astral energy gets from the Gods to humans.

Either we need to look into a form of astral projection or find out if there are any weaknesses in the boundaries between their plane and ours.
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>>1173302
Well, holy magic is a thing.


I would advise caution, the last time however someone tried to make themselves a god, their entire civilisation god was killed...
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>>1173308
Then we'd need to find a way to close the powergap between us and the Gods before we make any moves
As always I advise magic and stat grinding
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>>1173314
I advise a series of dead man's triggers, designed to eliminate their followers.
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>>1173319
Are you advising mutually assured destruction? Seems like it could work.
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>>1173323
We have less to lose than the gods, seeing as we have power-bases in other universes to fall back on if all else fails.
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>>1173319
>>1173323
>>1173327
Stop acting stupid and talking about destroying ourselves.
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>>1173337
>Destroying ourselves.
I don't want to do that.
I'm just contemplating the character of the Gods.

And at best this goal would be a long way off.
A century or two in the making
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Now that I think about it.
Why are the norse so pissed we stopped worshiping them?
I can understand why God's pissed at us as we fucked with his religion but so what if we left their faith.

It's not like we took anything from them.
We worshiped them
They got free energy and we decided to leave no?
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>>1173353
Essentially, yes. On the other hand the norse gods aren't all that smart, even in their own scripture.


I mean they fall for Loki's tricks all the time, when they really shouldn't trust the bastard after the first time.
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>>1173421
Well Loki is the god of tricks so it would make sense for him to trick a lot and in devious ways.
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>>1173424
Not really, what I mean is that after the first few times he was a prick, they should really have just avoided acting on anything he said, eating anything he offered, etc.

I mean, Odin traded an eye for knowledge yet even he doesn't bother to stop his son from literally killing like 4 gods and shit.
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>>1173430
But it's how things are suppose to be in Norse Mythology. Loki is a trickster/villain and it's suppose to teach morals like not lying.
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>>1173436
Doesn't mean we still can't call them idiots.
The Norse Gods seem dense.

And all the Gods seem uncaring.
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>>1173440
Yeah but even looking at the Wikipedia page of Loki it's not all black and white. Norse mythology is a complex subject.

>Loki's relation with the gods varies by source; Loki sometimes assists the gods and sometimes behaves in a malicious manner towards them.
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>>1173448
> Loki's positive relations with the gods end with his role in engineering the death of the god Baldr and Loki is eventually bound by the gods with the entrails of one of his sons.

^This doesn't sound nice
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>>1173471
Loki did give Odin his steed so theyir relationship has its ups and it's downs with varying outcomes.
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>>1173482
And their eschatology shows that in the end they fuck everything up.

If we actually fail to stop ragnarok I think we should use that as a chance to take over the world.

Considering how after that event they'd be at their weakest we could muscle in on that.
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Well, as I like to put it, the Norse Gods are basically bunkering up and trying to reserve as much faith as possible for Ragnarok, and aren't exactly willing to go out and spend it on someone or something. So their assistance would be limited during this time.

"Well, don't tell anyone else... But Elizabeth and Gwynevere are interested in Chrysoula."

She laughs a bit.

"Your joking, right?"

"Nope."

She begins to laugh quite a bit, and you smile a bit.

"Yeah, yeah. I know it's weird..."

"Oh my Sigmar, I can't believe it..."

Speaking of Sigmar... Son, Sigmar wants to talk to you.

Hm. Frankizka is busy laughing and talks to the gods are rather instantaneous.

Actions

>I'll talk to Sigmar. It should be important after all.
>Eh. No, I'd rather not... I have a wife here I want to be with.
>...Can I talk to someone?
>...Hey, could I talk to you for a minute?
>Write-In
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>>1173847

>I'll talk to Sigmar. It should be important after all.
This either involves frankizka or Tzeentch
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Fine... I'll talk to Sigmar.

You feel something different from last time... You feel warped to somewhere else, temporarily...

You seem to be standing outside of a stone castle, in a dark forested land with the drawbridge of it lowered. But you notice that your body has a inane ethereal glow to it... Like you aren't here, but rather your consciousness.

You feel beckoned to enter the castle, and do so, and you must admit, it's splendor in the great hall amazes you... A large stone bridge hangs over the great hall, while a old man with a crown on his head waits for you, still rather muscular.

You of course go up to him, not wanting to waste any time looking at pretty banners or anything.

"So, what did you want Sigmar?"

"If there's one thing I won't get used to is your tone, a tone of what I would suspect treason to hide behind if I was still mortal, a tone which suggests to me, that I can trust you to not trust me... The tone of non-nonchalance."

"What's this about? I'm in the middle of something?"

"Well, it's a short question, dragon. But first, I suppose we should exchange formalities. You know that you are the first, and only being to have ever graced my halls besides me?"

Actions

>Wow, yeah. Cool. Nice. Good for you. Can we talk about things now? (How boring!)
>Really? Why am I the only being to ever have been here?
>Well, I suppose thank you for the honor.
>Can we hurry up? I have a wife to tumble.
>Can I ask you a few questions first?
>Write-In
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>>1173930
>Really? Why am I the only being to ever have been here?
>Time is stopped right? I don't have to worry about frankizka worrying because I lost consciousness?
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>>1173930
>Really? Why am I the only being to ever have been here?
>Time is stopped right? I don't have to worry about frankizka worrying because I lost consciousness?
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>>1173930
>Really? Why am I the only being to ever have been here?
>Time is stopped right? I don't have to worry about frankizka worrying because I lost consciousness?
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"Time is stopped, right? I don't have to worry about Frankizka?"

"Well, this is all taking the span of a single blink, so essentially it's been scaled down."

"I see. So why am I the only being to have ever been here?"

"Because I can't get involved with mortals, but you aren't a mortal, so to speak. Very few gods can. Gods such as the Chaos Pantheon tend to ignore the rules, which have corrupted them over time."

"Rules?"

"Agreements between gods, that sort of thing. Which if you become one, your forced to agree with, typically."

"What does it oblige?"

"The typical. I can summon you because your not mortal, but any mortal off the street I cannot summon up. I can't cause a explosion to take out the northern Chaos Wastes, that sort of thing. I can only act subtly."

"Oh."

"But of course, the Chaos Gods don't play by the rules, and are so misguided by what they think is right that they hardly stop to consider if its moral or not."

"Truly?"

"Of course. Slaanesh thinks rather amusingly that rape equals fun, and that mortals enjoy it, and all souls sent to her, slash him, are sinners needing of punishment. Tzeentch thinks magic is great and could make mortals happy, that sort of thing. Every god is out to make their worshipers happy. Some get... Lost along the way, and end up like the Chaos Gods, thinking that breaking the rules is a good idea."

"I see..."

"Of course, you have the occasional deity... Most interestingly in this dimension, that God figure, having a sort of leeway in the rules. When a god has enough worshipers, typically the other gods let them get away with certain things."

"I see."

You note that Sigmar is... Surprisingly happy to have someone to talk to.

"Now of course, his most recent example was bringing someone back from the dead a few years ago. Very rarely happens, but in his alibi, typically that of children or mothers, or warriors with great intentions get saved by him. But he went shockingly outside of his alibi..."

"Really?"

"Yes... But anyways, let's just turn to affairs between us. Do you have any further questions?"

Actions

>Wait, the Chaos Pantheon thinks what their doing is just and moral? Can you tell me more about that?
>How exactly does breaking the rules corrupt gods?
>...Erh, what were we going to talk about again? I think we should get that out of the way.
>You don't talk to people much, do you?
>You know, for a mortal-turned-god, you aren't half bad.
>Write-In
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>>1174058
>Wait, the Chaos Pantheon thinks what their doing is just and moral? Can you tell me more about that?
>You know, for a mortal-turned-god, you aren't half bad.
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>>1174058
>How exactly does breaking the rules corrupt gods?
>...Erh, what were we going to talk about again? I think we should get that out of the way.
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"Wait, the Chaos pantheon thinks what their doing is just and moral?"

"In a sense. Nurgle for example thinks he's saving lives... Tiny microscopic lives, mind you... Or Khorne, who thinks that just honorable warfare is good, and personal honor and integrity above all else. You'd rarely if ever see a Khornate raid a defenseless village, but most Norsemen would do it in a heartbeat."

Huh.

"You know, for a mortal-turned-god, you aren't half bad. But how does breaking the rules corrupt gods?"

"It starts off thinking that you can do whatever you want, whenever you want. Then maybe here and there you want to change some things about your faith... Next thing you know your sending crazy axe warriors to their death en masse because it's honorable. It's a gradually corrupting force to want more power."

Interesting.

"Well... What were we going to talk about again? In the first place."

"Ah, right... I believe it was about me possibly helping you."{/blue]

"About what?"[/ed]

"Well, I was going to tell you that your brother is returning from Mousillion, under my protection."

"Really?"

"To be fair, you have done a great thing in cleansing Mousillion, but your brother simply cannot manage over it further without the risk of chaos corruption. So I advised him to flee while he could."

"...Oh."

He was under constant assault from the forces of Chaos, and I have extended much faith attempting to protect him from their evil ways, simply for helping us in the fight against Chaos. Even a fraction of Chaos helped him... Khorne, I believe.

Richard seems to be coming back to your dimension. Great....

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>So is Richard completely fine? Nothing wrong?
>Why was Chaos trying to corrupt my brother?
>..Hey... Thanks for saving my brother, I guess.
>So what's happening to Mousillion?
>...Hey, I mean, if you want I can get you some more faith for protecting my "big" brother.
>Write-in
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>>1174176
>So is Richard completely fine? Nothing wrong?
>Why was Chaos trying to corrupt my brother?
>So what's happening to Mousillion?
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>>1174176
>So is Richard completely fine? Nothing wrong?
>So what's happening to Mousillion?
>..Hey... Thanks for saving my brother, I guess.
And here I thought he was just going to give us shit and threaten to smite us for Chaos corruption.
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"So is Richard completely fine? Nothing wrong?"

"Besides what lack of sleep, stress, and very slight chaos corruption does... He's about the same as ever, save minor anger issues."

"Oh... So what's happening to Mousillion?"

"It's put under the stewardship temporarily of Karl Franz until you or Richard come back."

"Oh... Well, thanks for saving my brother."

"Well, thank you for saving the Empire from the Everchosen and conquering Bretonnia for it."

"Oh... Hey, why is Chaos after him?"

"Because you destroyed the Everchosen and so they're going after the nearest thing to you they can? They're venting their aggression out on him, and once he gets here, I predict they'll try to influence this realm further... Just to get back at you."

"...Because Chaos Gods have grudges?"

"Particularly Slaanesh."

Hm.

Actions

>...So aren't you pissed off at me for associating with Chaos?
>...You know, we should hang out more often. You don't seem like that bad of a god, and you haven't talked to anyone for centuries, no doubt.
>...So any advice regarding Frankizka?
>...Hey, do you want anything in return for saving my brother?
>...I should go. Thanks for telling me this, by the way.
>Write-In
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>>1174240
>...Hey, do you want anything in return for saving my brother?
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>>1174240
>...So aren't you pissed off at me for associating with Chaos?
>...You know, we should hang out more often. You don't seem like that bad of a god, and you haven't talked to anyone for centuries, no doubt.

I wonder if barring access to the portals counts as breaking a rule.
We should ask him.
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"Hey, do you want anything in return for saving my brother?"

"No, not really. A bit of followers would be nice, but that's up to you."

"Are you pissed off at me for associating with Chaos at all?"

"To be fair, while you were with Chaos, you did a surprising amount of good. Killing the everchosen, helping a town out without murdering it, even if it was for some Tzeentchian, helping the Empire... That sort of thing."

"Oh... So you know, we should probably hang out more often. You don't seem that bad of a god, and you haven't really talked to anyone for centuries... But just curious, is barring access to portals count as breaking a rule?

"Technically, no. But it requires massive amounts of followers and faith to do, which only Khorne possess, along with God and Allah... Oh, and to a limited extent Buddha. God is only able to block a few portals from demons, Buddha can only hide them, and Allah... Allah's content to let them through to weaken most of the western nations. I find it quite strange, honestly.

Actions

>...Allah's a dick.
>...Hey, who did God save a few years ago? Just curious.
>I should get going...
>Seriously though, thank you for helping my brother.
>Well, I might actual look into starting a religion for you. You could use it.
>So... Just curious, want to talk about anything else?
>Write-In
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>>1174302
>...Hey, who did God save a few years ago? Just curious.
>Seriously though, thank you for helping my brother.
>I should get going...
These portals are a pain.
We really need to learn more about them.
Maybe get to work on upgrading our lab soon.
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>>1174322
We certainly have the money for it.
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>>1174331
I don't think we started instituting our super trees in our timber industries.

I also wonder what would happen if we released a scientific paper proving that homosexuality is genetic and they are born like that.
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>>1174343
...We would actually basically be the exact same as most scientific theorists in that regard prior to 1900.


The method our proposed mind-altering disease used was to restructure the brain's path ways. Rather than altering the genetics.
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>>1174343
We legalized gay marriage a while ago remember. There's a good chance that a number of gays moved to Sweden similar to Lycanthropes because other countries likes Spain and Germany probably don't allow it like we do. A backlash who'd be likely.
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"Hey, seriously though. Thanks for saving my brother... But who did God save a few years ago?"

"Well... I believe it was you."

"Me?"

"I believe so."

Well.

Actions

>I should... Probably go.
>...Wait, why did God save me? What reason did he have?
>...Well, now shit's awkward. Thanks for telling me, I guess.
>Shit... Great, now I owe God.
>Write-In

>>1174362
Did you? I forgot if you did or not.
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>>1174362
I remember.
We are a bastion of equality.
We're going to get all the immigrants.
>>1174358
The difference is we have actual knowledge of where it is on the genome.
This does mean we can find out where a bunch of different traits lie on the genome.
I'd say sequencing it in it's entirety would be easy.

And make us famous.
>>1174372
We did.
We definitely legalized gay marriage.
>...Wait, why did God save me? What reason did he have?
>...Well, now shit's awkward. Thanks for telling me, I guess.
>Shit... Great, now I owe God.

Fucking hell.
Damn white death.
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>>1174372
>...Wait, why did God save me? What reason did he have?


We did something enabling homosexuals in Sweden, I know that. There was a whole wall of text of two anons debating each other.
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>>1174372
>Shit... Great, now I owe God.
>I should... Probably go.


>>1174383
We are releasing no such scientific paper, since by the logic I supplied in the second part of that post, we can't show that.

What we have the ability to do is force the brain to restructure the paths it makes in order to produce a different response from stimulus.

We can't eliminate the possibility from genetics nor can we find out if a child shall grow up that way and thus we can't prove that it is genetic. Only that it can be changed.


As to being able to show where a bunch of different traits are on the genome, not only would that be species specific but it would not be easy.

The human genome is made up of a fuck ton of information, some of which is entirely pointless sections of random instructions which do nothing separated by sections that actually do shit.

Even then you need to be able to examine multiple examples of the genome until you figure out what the constants are (how the heart is made) and which change (hair colour). Then you need to find each variation of those.
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>>1174415
But we made it so the disease only affects those with the Gay Genome.
It sounds ridiculous I know.
But when we were looking for said "Gay Genome" we isolated it.

We could make a disease that only affects gay people.
Most certainly
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All this talk about gays got me noggin a floggin. Didn't we make a mutagen that made people speak Latin and admire Rome? If so then why don't we use something like that to save Vasura and get Venus at least followers.
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"Wait? Why did God save me?"

"Well, he thought you were a good person at heart who would save more people then he would kill... Of course, your betrayal against him was a bit of a slap in the face for him."

"Great... Now shit's awkward and I owe God shit. Well, thanks for telling me."

You wave goodbye and head back to cuddling with Frankizka... She seems to have gotten a second book, called 1984.
Roll me a 1d20+6 to learn along with Frankizka.

+4 if you can get Frankizka more comfortable and try to make her not scared of the future, and maybe reassure her a bit about what the future under you will look like.
+2 if you can think about Richard coming back, and what that might entail. (+1 if you can think how happy your mom will be... And the probability of her forcing you to hang out with Richard since the two of you don't get along too well thanks to your argument...)
+2 if you can be a bit lustful towards Frankizka.
+1 if you can think about maybe making it up to God or something.
+1 if you can think what's the worst that could happen about telling Frankizka that Elizabeth/Gwynevere secretly llikes Chrysoula.
+1 if you can think about Elizabeth being even more maternal and your opinion on it.

Autosuccess if everything happens.
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>>1174432
That we did, I choose to interpret that however to refer to either a genetic likelihood, although not a certainty, of homosexuality or the presence of a particular type neural pattern in the brain.


>>1174436
Aye that is the same one. We could make another one that just does that...
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>>1174436
That was a effect the Disease we made had.
The one that would only affect Gay people.
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Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)