I bet you fuckers though I was dead, didn't you?Hahaha I wish, no I've been playing final fantasy XIV. I will continue to do so but I figured as long as I was stuck in crafting hell, I'd come run this to make it suck less> http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/904599/ < Last thread> https://discord.gg/DqzXdTs < Discord linkLast time on fate/quest, Jeanne Santa and Saber Santa delivered christmas presents and SAVED CHRISTMAS by punishing gilgamesh, who was attempting to destroy the city.That was about a month ago, almost two now. Surprisingly, nothing has really happened since then. The grail war seems to have stagnated, and while you have no idea as to why personally, you're thankful, as it's given you time to train with Saber and in creating swords. However, that is all about to change, as valentines day is in two days, and you're sure it will end in violence with how Illya, Rin, and Sakura are all vying for your attention while Irisviel and Saber fight them off.What will you do today?>Continue training>Go out hunting for servants. Somebody has to be up to something. Not really, Caster wasted all her time on playing games, too>Attempt to woo a girl (or Archer I guess?)>Don't pick me>Other
>>1157387>>Don't pick meBOI, I GONNA DO IT.
>>1157394Don't do it ho you don't know the consequences of that option
>>1157397You underestimate my power.
>>1157387>continue trainingMaster the swordEvery technique that is possible to learn in a weekBecome saber shirou
>>1157411Anon, we have already mastered the basics and a decent deal after that in the two month break.
>>1157445Master the more advanced techniquesMaster every type of sword currently possibleWe will not stop until we don't have to rely on UBW to win fights
>>1157387You decide to spend today training with Saber. Irisviel will have to fend off the girls alone. Maybe she'll have more luck reigning in Illya than the other two, but you've got saber with you, so the others won't be a problem.You spend the day becoming one with your blades. Your relationship with Saber has deepened!What will you do?>Casual date with Saber>Hunt for servants>Woo a girl/Archer (probably Saber. You can still pick others though)>Don't pick me>Other
>>1157464>>Don't pick meNEVER STOPPING
>>1157464>woo archer>practice some more afterwards
>>1157464>Don't pick meMy yearly good dead
>>1157464>>Woo a girl/Archer (probably Saber. You can still pick others though)
I told you fucks not to pick that option REEEEE>>1157464You begin to attempt to woo Archer, who suddenly phased into existence nearby, probably to warn you about Rin, but then you hear a loud noise and look up to the sky. Wait, is it cracking?!You look to Saber, and then to Archer, both of who have a look of horror on their faces. And then Archer speaks up."Oh fuck, she comes."And that's the last thing you hear before everything around you is on fire, you're on the ground, and saber is clashing swords with a beautiful woman clad in white. You feel like you can hear Saber yelling at you to run away, but you're not quite sure. Archer is nowhere to be seen, but he's not the type to die to something like this.What do you do?>Attempt to help Saber>Run>Use a command seal to command Saber to win>Other
>>1157535Roll for diplomacy
>>1157535Disregarding what both Saber and your body are trying to tell you, you instead get up and try to talk to the new stranger. She's strangely calm, and seems to understand what you're saying, but instead of engaging in a proper conversation, she simply points her sword at you before speaking."I am destruction incarnate. I come seeing a challenge from one deemed worthy by the holy sword."Saber charges her once again, only to get knocked back. Every fiber of your being is telling you to run at this point.What will you do?>Fucking run>Use a command seal(s) to power Saber up, and command her to win.>Other
>>1157630>run and shit
>>1157630You decide to listen to your gut and begin running, yelling at Saber to find you at Rin's house once she can shake this new enemy.>Use a command seal? (specify how many and the command) Y/N>Roll 5d20 to see if you can even get away from this carnage, or if it follows you to the tohsaka manor.
Rolled 18, 17, 11, 17, 1 = 64 (5d20)>>1157670>>Use a command seal?Ehhhhhh, we only got three of those. But this is Saber. So one and to win.
Rolled 13, 1, 6, 11, 15 = 46 (5d20)>>1157670>>Roll 5d20 to see if you can even get away from this carnage, or if it follows you to the tohsaka manor.Use one command seal
Rolled 13, 7, 18, 7, 13 = 58 (5d20)>>1157670>Roll 5d20 to see if you can even get away from this carnage, or if it follows you to the tohsaka manor.
>>1157670In the name of the command seal, you order Saber to surpass her limits, to fight and win, and come back to you alive. And then you try your best to flee to Rin's house. For a little bit, it seems like the fight is following you, but eventually, that ceases to be the case. The sky has been dyed red with all the chaos though. You can see a bit of blue off in the horizon, but the sky directly above you is an ominous red.What will you do?>Find Archer>Find Rin>Sakura is probably lurking around here somewhere, they are sisters after all, let's go find her>Check your phone>Other
>>1157727>Check your phone
>>1157727>>Find Rin>>Check your phone>Capcha was Extra
>>1157727You check your phone, only to find that you've got no service and like five texts from Irisviel asking what the fuck is going on in various tones. Except for the last one. The last one cuts off due to size restrictions, but it goes into detail about how the holy grail is probably going haywire, and to get to a safe place as far away from the mountain as you can manage, before cutting off just after mentioning Kititsugu planning something. You figure that's when you probably lost service, and the text is marked about an hour ago at this point. You decide to go find Rin, but don't get very far before Archer stops you because you are so horribly lost in this house. You share a quiet moment of bromance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ before he shows you to Rin's basement, though it's more like a bunker. There's a nice family portrait hanging on the wall facing the entrance/exit, with who you can only assume to be her father, her mother, her, and Sakura, but other than the portrait, this basement is really musty, though it's filled to the brim with magical artifacts, and you can't help but feel a little safer down here, there's probably a ward up to keep out whatever that feeling of impending doom that woman was putting out."I was wondering when you'd show up.""I told you he'd come."You flinch when you hear Rin's voice for just a moment, but then you turn around, smiling at her in relief, and for a moment, the bitch face she constantly has breaks and you can see the deredere underneath all that tsun before she regains her composure, and you do the same. You proceed to ask her just what the fuck is going on."Well, I'm not quite sure, but it seems the grail is going haywire. Anybody that's up at the temple on mt ryuudo probably got the worst of it. I wouldn't expect any of them to have survived."Rin goes on for a bit as you begin to frown. One of your best friends lives up there. or lived, since according to Rin, the whole place is fucked now. You can only hope he was still out for the day when it happened. You ask Rin if she can help you find Saber, telling her that you had to use a command seal to get away, and since they hadn't vanished yet, that she still had to be alive."Well, I can certainly try, but I will make you no promises. I've got an Archer at my disposal, not a Caster. Though this war's Caster seems kind of quirky...">Roll 6d20 again to see if Saber will come back to you or 3d20 to try and locate her with Rin's help.>Other
Rolled 13, 3, 4 = 20 (3d20)>>1157861
>>1157861>Rin's basement filled with magic artifacts.Fuck me, where's the kaleidostick?
Rolled 11, 3, 11, 6, 13, 1 = 45 (6d20)>>1157861>Roll 6d20 again to see if Saber will come back to you
Rolled 17, 18, 12, 6, 19, 13 = 85 (6d20)>>1157861
Rolled 5, 19, 18, 7, 20, 1 = 70 (6d20)>>1157861WE'LL GIVE YOU DRIVING LESSONS OR TAKE YOU ON A DATE AND MAKE YOU A WOMAN, COME BACK YOU WHORE.
>>1157872You've unlocked a secret option. roll 1d20 to accidentally find it before the next post.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1157885
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1157885DED
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1157885
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1157885I'm going to beat the shit out of that stick for sending us to an alternate universe.
>>1157913if you would look closely at it, It'd say just as planned.
>>1157861You and Rin try to scry for Saber, but sadly whatever jammed your phone is also jamming magic too. However as you're getting frustrated and begin to pace, you trip over... something. You think it's a stick of some sort, and Rin lets out a surprised yelp when she sees what it is, and scrambles to try and pick it up before you can even see it, but it's too late, you've seen it. She has a magical girl pendant of some sort in her hand. Rin's a fucking magical girl. And she didn't even bother to tell you. And now she's blushing angrily and Archer is giving her a deadpan stare like he expected this to happen. He opens his mouth to make a comment, but Rin responds with a "Don't you fucking dare even breathe a word about this" to him. The pendant begins fighting her best attempts to keep it hidden and then speaks up."Please help me, I'm Kaliedo-Ruby, and this girl has been keeping me hostage for years now!""That's a fucking lie and you know it Ruby!!"Oh boy, things sure got weird fast in here. It's a wonder how this is even happening with how a literal apocalypse is going on outside. Your thoughts briefly turn to worrying about Saber before Rin slaps you for not paying attention.What will you do?>Ask Rin what the fuck is going on>Ask Ruby what the fuck is going on>Ask Archer what the fuck is going on>>Be Archer>>Be Rin>>Be Saber>Other
>>1157918>>Ask Rin what the fuck is going on
>>1157918>>Ask Archer what the fuck is going on>>Be Archer
>>1157918I'll back this >>1157929
>>1157918gonna call it for the night here due to the weather fucking me up big time on very short notice, but here's an update. I'll be back when I don't feel like I'm going to die if I try to think.>You ask archer just what the fuck is going on. He does his best to recap just what the fuck is happening to you.Attila the hun is not only a girl, but suddenly invaded town from literally out of nowhere and is now fighting Saber. She may have also tried to kill both you and saber with her noble phantasm on arrival, but Archer put a stop to that with the improved Rho Nokias. For some reason, the name sounds familiar to you. And then you look at your phone in disbelief as you look at archer with a look of shame on your face.>>Next time: we >Be Archer.
>>1157387o shit which server are you on? Is it Brynhildr?
>>1158143Hyperion actually, same data center though.
>>1158240s a d
>>1158302a lot of people from your server are really cool though, most people I've met that play on it have been really nice or just flat out awesome.
Okay so because I've been no lifing FFXIV I haven't had time to post, but the quest will resume during the patch on... monday night? tuesday? whenever the fuck. You'll have me for a good potion of the day nonetheless.>>1157918>You ask Archer what the fuck is going on."Where to begin... It would seem that Attila the Hun has attacked us out of nowhere, and that we're all effectively fucked unless Saber, or myself, can beat her. This was probably what I was summoned here for by the grail, seeing as my memories are becoming a bit less cloudy, but I'm not becoming any more broodier, well, at least Rin hasn't made a comment about it yet."You tell him that you're not entirely sure what he's saying, but you get the gist of it.>>BE ARCHERYou've just finished sort of explaining the situation to the man you're pretty sure is your younger self. Your memories aren't all back and you're mildly disassociating with them, sadly, so they don't really feel like they are fully yours, but enough has come back that you remember who you're supposed to be and what you're sort of here for."Uh, hello? Archer? You've been staring into space for a bit. You were explaining the situation to me still?">Oh, right, you need to finish explaining the problem.You explain to Shirou that the woman that attacked Saber likely came from the Moon Cell, and that there is a Grail War up there too, but that it's largely unimportant most of the time.>>What will you do next?>Give Shirou a chance to boost his exp level majorly by handing him a fully formed pair of Mo Ye and Gan Jiang.>Fine tune Shirou's mana circuits so that they match yours a little more more>Wife Rin>See if you can summon TOHSAKA somehow. Your servant waifu beckons you>Other
>>1167384>>Fine tune Shirou's mana circuits so that they match yours a little more more>>See if you can summon TOHSAKA somehow. Your servant waifu beckons you
>>1167384>Fine tune Shirou's mana circuits so that they match yours a little more more>See if you can summon TOHSAKA somehow. Your servant waifu beckons you>Try and summon Moon Cell Archer
>>1157387>OP is playing FF15Prompto is best bro and chose the best waifu.
>>1169268Gladiolus if my waifu of choice.I don't actually have a ps4 yet.Update still incoming on monday/tuesday, but I actually remembered to check in with everyone this time.