Previous thread: >>92797Archive: http://darksquid.org/titmouse/Twitter: brianraddatzChat: http://darksquid.org/chatIS THIS THE END OF PETER TITMOUSE???(part 1 of 2)
part 2 of 2
>>112506first for CUTE
>>112506You did it, the poison unlocked your ability to enter the dreamscape.
You can never move again. That's just how these things work, Peter. Hope you don't have to pee.
>>112506Try not to pet the Gnat,Pet the Gnat
>>112522poke the Gnat affectionately
>>112506Let's just enjoy the moment.
>>112506try to confirm that we aren't dead and that this isn't heaven
I'm so glad Gnat called for help and Glasses Wizard came to help us.
>>112506Touch our penis to check if it still works.
>>112506Examine torso for new breathing holes.
>>112531check our vitals and all that important stuffthen poke the Gnat
>>112506Check Gnat's hat for embarrassing secrets.
>>112506If the hat doesn't run away i'll be very sad :(
>>112503>>112506Right, first order of business, ask what the heck happened after you passed out. Also thank her for presumably being the one to keep you safe.
>>112506Good news we aren't dead, better wait for Gnat to wake up
>>112506>>112535Seconding. For all we know our legs are still numb and we get to enjoy the headache and nausea associated with just being injected with poison. Given that our body stopped working without a terrible pain (and that it was our legs that stopped first) it was probably a neurotoxin so we're prolly still kinda fucked up.
>>112573Surely the first thing we should probably be doing is checking our wounds to see if they're still really bad, or at least a bit better
>>112503>IS THIS THE END OF PETER TITMOUSE???no
>>112686who is birdbro
>>112705It's in the name.
>>112705Some shitty forced meme from last thread.
Blame me for misarchiving the titles in sup/tg/. Don't hurt me... It was my first archival...
>>112529yeah this, it's nice and chill just listen to the birds and the wind and gnats slow rhythmic breathing... wait, she IS breathing right??
>>112506Pet Gnat's head gently.
>>112506This is just a venom-induced dream, isn't it?
>>112506A bird tries to land on Gnat, this is extremely symbolic for reasons.
>>112506Wiggle fingers and toes to see if they work. If comfortable, try to gently wake Gnat.
>>112506Put her wizard's hat on her head.
>>112506See if you can figure out what happened to the Manticore
>>112506she was probably listening for a heart beat and fell asleep
>>112506Steal a kiss
>>112873Naw, maybe a hug of appreciation.
Just a question but how much time usually goes by between each of OPs updates?
>>112898Usually about 24 hours, but he may release them in bursts of two or three
>>112898Just go to previous threads and find out by yourself.
>>112898Depends on the day. He works on some days but not others so we occasionally get 3 or 4 updates in a day and other days we get 2 or 1.
>>112898>>112907I'm off work today, so I'm gonna try to get several pages done today.On my work days, I try to do a page before I leave and another when I get home, but I don't always manage it.
>>112916Alright cool, godspeed op
>>112916Gods work OP, I hope for many more threads to come
>>112916OP you are amazing and this quest is great
>>112506HONK DA TIDDY
>>112873on the forehead
>>112506 #Check to see if you can move your legs, try not to wake the Gnat
>>113083Supporting. Say it's for saving our skin. (Also holy cow were we useless in our role as protection)
>>113410We tried though so we totally got the affection points
>>112506remember to write the thing in your bestiary, "avoid barbs" and "hates being called stupid"
>>113410this reasoning is sound
I'm moving kind of slow. How will I meet my arbitrary, self-imposed quota for the day?
>>113949do lots of cocaine
>>113949Ah. So I see. Whatever shall we do to pass the time?
>>113949Quality over quantity is preferred, man. Don't sweat it.
>>113949Attempt to pickpocket the venom out of your bloodstream.
>>113949Also, take a look at your legs, make sure they don't look weird. Tell Gnat to turn around though, no one likes a peeping Tom.
>>113949Make sure your legs are OK
>>113968I second this.
>>113949Good thing you're an expert at walking on your hands.
>>113949take note of it's colors so you can compare to a different one later.also, run down a list of poisons you have made yourself immune to in your line of work, maybe manticore poison has lethal and paralysis poisons at the same time and you are immune to the lethal aspect?
>>113949You're fine. Quality > Quanity, yeah.Also:>Double check your legs to make sure they aren't like...atrophies or swollen or crap, just numb and can't be moved....and no, seriously, what do we do about passing the time? And hopefully getting movement back in our legs?
>>113949Tell Gnat a secret to further bond
Wait patiently for awhile and if it seems like if the feeling in our legs doesn't come back I doubt Gnat could carry us. We'd have to be kinda left for dead then huh?
>>114654Obviously Peter's legs are trapped under some form of magical spell and the only way to free them is by sharing truths with Gnat.Like that time you and your crew managed to steal from a dragon's hoard!
>>114654Ash Gnat where she put the barbs, you should periodically lick them to gain immunity to Manticore venom
>>114654A creature bursts from your foot flesh
>>114654rest until movement comes back then go look for any manticore tracks
>>113949>>114654You can check a pulse by bringing a finger to the neck or wrist, checking the chest is ineffective and she didn't have to partially remove your shirt at all.In other words, she's bluffing. Call her tsundere ass out, you know a lie when you hear one. You're a master of deception, after all.
>>114654Sing a catchy tune to wiggle your foot to
>>114680>Make Gnat sing a catchy tune to wiggle your foot toftfy
>>114654Demonstrate your hand walking skill to make up for lost time on the road
>>114668To prepare for a possible rematch down the line
>>114678this, so much
>>114680WIGGLE YER BIG TOE
>>114654Now, wiggle your big toe.
>>114678yepsounds about right
>>114654Put your shirt on proper before Gnat sees your awesome birthmark
>>114678Well, she did have to undo his shirt to bandage his arm.
>>114990Or just roll up his sleeve.1-800-COME-ON
>>114654Oh, I thought we were a real knife salesman.
>>115010We sell the idea that we sell knives. It's all part of an elaborate hypothetical knife Ponzi scheme.
>>114654Now I'm confused. We almost gave up thievery entirely and I thought we going to start knife selling as a full time job before meeting Natalie.
>>115038We're not a knife salesmen, but I think we were considering actually trying for it. Just HADN'T yet....to be honest, maybe we SHOULD become something of a merchant, down the line. We seem to have a gift for gab. Could probably sell ice to an eskimo.
>>114668yes, the fact it didn't kill you mean it will ether knock your ass out every night or you become immune.
>>115010>>115038We were going to, but met Gnat before we actually started selling any knives.
>>115053Sell ice stolen from an eskimo's freezer back to it
>>114654What other spells does Gnat know? Best to have an understanding of her capabilities before another near deadly encounter.Also, we should keep our eyes peeled for loot, specifically magic loot.
>>115021Classy, I like it. Better than being a highwayman.
God I fucking love this questAlso Gnat but that goes without saying I mean duh
>>115100Thank you.I'm having a wonderful time.
>>115100>>115127this, seriously though this is the best thread on the board. when people come here like 3 years later they will hear about the legend of Peter Timhouse
>>115152Timhouse, you say
>>115169ohOH>all this fucking time i thought it was timhouse god fucking damnit
>>115183TimhouseThe name Peter applies to whatever home he currently has
>>115082>itAre eskimos not people?
>>115214He'd obviously be selling the ice back to the freezer. What's the challenge in selling stuff to people?
>>115183You should be embarassed
>>115362Fine fine as you say GnatNot a single spell that could knock down a branch but not a tree?
>>115366Maybe she has no mana?How does magic in this world actually work?
>>115362"So you just gonna hang out until I can walk again?"
>>115362Stop teasing Gnat, I think we've done that enough for nowThrow a knife to cut down the branch and practice moving around a littleMake sure you won't be falling down any stairs or anything
>>115362get up, miraculously, the second she suggests going without you
>>115362>Shut up and help her.
>>115387He can't his legs don't work
>>115380Let's start with just moving our legs. Don't stand up just yet, we don't want to fall over and embarrass ourselves in front of Gnat
>>115380>Make sure you won't be falling down any stairsIt's not as funny when it's a skinny guy...
>>115380If we do this, warn Gnat to clear out of the- wait. Let's just give her a knife, guys. Preferably a big one.
>>115394But that won't be nearly as impressive as throwing the knife with our sick thief skills
>>115362You know, we think you're kind've cute Gnat.Just throwing that out there.Do you want some help with... whatever you're doing?
>>115362Tickle Gnat's belly button while she's still in that helpless and vulnerable position.
Where did you learn how to draw, op? This is fantastic stuff.
>>115419I think she's trying to make us a splint. She should probably try and get on top of it then stomp into it. Or use one of our hybrid saw-knifes.
>>115427I've actually been drawing since I was old enough to hold a pencil.So... I should actually be a lot better at it by now....
>>115489you're doing good desuty for delivering this amazing interactive webcomic series
Cooperate with the Gnat. Throw a knife into the tree trunk so that she can use it as a step.
I want to smell gnat's stinky feet
>>115588I'll second this suggestion.
>>115615If you get to both vote and veto, than I'm using my veto to veto your veto. Bitch.just kidding. vetos are retarded and you should kill yourself.
>>115531Are we trying kill her?>>115623I veto your veto veto to make a veto veto veto.
>>115624We must go deeper. Quick, someone veto this anon's veto veto veto.
>That artstyle>darksquid.org as archiveIT'S BEEN TOO LONG, QUESTY!yes i know it's fuckin obvious, shut up
>>115633Welcome to Peter Titmouse!
>>115664Steal the drool.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>115664>phlehm>typo: spottedCheck out that well.Also rolling to resist immediately starting to steal things.
>>115664Ask her what she has to do.
>>115664Find out which house is Gnat's to avoid stealing from there accidentally.
>>115664Steal the 64 on the sign.Also,>Population: 64>Your post number ends in 64
>>115664Hock a loogie in the square, as is the local custom. You're pretty sure it is, anyway.
>>115675This. Why exactly was the town she hated the first stop after getting kicked out of mage college?
>>115664I think you simply made the best founding myth ever.Do what must be done : ask why she wanted to come here if she hates this place
>>115664If you don't mind me asking, why come here, if you hate it?
>>115735Maybe she got homesick for whatever reason.And if Earthbound has taught me anything, the only way to cure homesickness is either call your mom, or visit her directly.And since there ain't no phones here as far as I can tell, you can probably imagine which one Gnat has to use.
>>115753But let's ask Gnat just to be sure, gives her the opportunity to open up a bit more to us.
>>115693Where else would she go? She is a girl from a small village who could not make it in the big city. If a he wasn't a mage, she would marry, get pregnant and live a life of bitter, quiet resentment in Spat.
>>115735To retrieve her family heirloom dildo, past down from mother to daughter for seven generations?
>>115801Luckily, Peter Titmouse has found her and they shall embark on a grand adventure together.
okay, serious post for once.who wants to get a buff fighter to round the team off? or maybe an alternate class, like berserker/paladin/muscle wizard?
>>115947>wanting competition for our OTPMuscle wizard would be fun though, even if we already have a wizard.
>>115953I never said it had to be a male muscle wizard. or an available one, or one who is into actual midgets.Not to mention it could eventually turn into an all-wizard team. muscle wizard, moxie wizard, and midget wizard.
>>115947>>115953>>115960Just get a magic pet
>>115960Girls are just as much competition as guys, Peter is quite the dashing fellow. And no one could not find Gnat the cutest and want to marry her
>>115970Gnat a shit, anon. A shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
>>115978YOU A SHIT, ANON GNAT BEST GIRL
>>115947Just let the story take it's course.OP knows what he's doing.If we're supposed to meet someone, we will.
>>116040That hasn't really been the type of QMing Questy's done so far. Did you not read PokeQuest?
>>115978Take all of my hatred anon! ALL OF IT!
>>115664Hang on. Did they build this statue over their miracle tomato patch?
>>115664Check the well for magic swords.
>>115978You are not welcome in this thread, on this board, or on this website, and I suggest you leave this planet immediately.
>>115978I have never before seen taste this shit.
>>115978You triggered a nice amount of people by this bait. Bravo.
Will there ever be a quest with a female main character that doesn't just tumble into a faggoty waifuquest?
>>116573speaking of jovi, when does Roxie come in to this quest? Can't be a real questy quest without Roxie!
>>116580Obviously Roxie was the phelem Goddess.
>>116579>female mc>tumble>complaints...TUMBLR PLEASE GO AND STAY GO.
>>116600You're not making sense.
>>116538>>116533>>116484>>116138>>116129your tears sustain me.>>116579never. like, literally never ever. as soon as another female character rears her head, expect all this memeing shitposts to turn into a brutal shitstorm of genuine, full-on autistic rage.seriously, if this is what we get with only one grill in the entire quest (who I genuinely dislike) imagine just how much the list of banned proxies would swell from the sheer intensity of the rampant samefagging we all know is coming.
>>116606>People disagree with me, that means they're salty samefags.Grow up.
>>116606>a modern 'channer>capable of using a proxy
>>116604the joke is that you are complaining about a quest or story that involves a female character being reduced to generalized waifufaggotry instead of being a story about two equal individuals who are neither sexualized or romanticized outside of homosexual or multinational relationships. You also used the word "Tumble" which is similar to Tumblr. Hence, the joke. >>116606U hav'n a chuckle mate?
>>116634I must be too old for this shit.
>>116619I never said they were samefags, you illiterate ingrate. I said the samefags will surface when the waifuwars will begin.reading consists of more than running your field of vision over a given arrangement of letters. there's also a comprehension component. of course, I wouldn't have to explain this to you if you did everyone a favor and removed the chromosome-deficient pile of failures you call a life from this world.faggot.>>116634the chuckles are having me. they are making me orgasm against my will.
>>116654Wow you're right I am a failure of a human being, I should go kill myself.Or I could ignore the insane person yelling about nothing, that would also work.
>>116665my man... don't start or part with the website or youll find yourself in a plight youve never experienced at night
Shut the fuck up, please. Stop bickering.
>>116833What, getting triggered?
>>116833it's not like there's anything better to do.you fag.
>>115978NO FUCK YOU ANON YOU'RE A SHIT
>>117012>doubleposting>frogposting>not reading the thread before replying
>>116861>it's not like there's anything better to do.
>>117154I'm glad you're a man of taste
>>117154I already did a playthrough recently, after I got the Legacy rerelease. Because I'm not a faggot.
>>117715We should help her with the dishes, all the while trying to convince her to go adventuring with us.
>>117715"Hi ma'am, I've come here to ask for your approval to marry your daughter."
>>117715Does she really want to spend the rest of her life here? Ask her to come with us on adventures instead of wasting her talent here washing dishes
you "accidentally" break all the dishesproblem solvedshe can thank you later
>>117747This, lets go adventuring and she can practice her sorcery on our journey
>>117715Fuck that. Come adventure with me and finish your mage training on the road like all the legends!
>>117715Yea no screw that nonsense. She's already shown herself to be quite capable with magic. Adventure on the roads await! Would you rather live a boring life for a long time or a short one filled with excitement! Life is for the young to enjoy to the fullest!
>>117715Steal the dishes.
>>117715Yeah no fuck that, your daughter gave up her dreams to save those less fortunate than her, and you call her stupid, fuck you.
You know, asking her to go on an adventure with her mom right in front of her and Peter injured doesn't exactly sound like it'll go well.In fact it sounds like a good way to get on her mom's shitty side. Let's help Nat with dishes and bring it up once the parental unit goes away.
>>117715Looking at her mother Gnat is going to age like shit.
>>117715Peter stands up for Gnat, takes her hand and leaves, knowing she's better off with a good friend and having lots of fun and exciting adventures.also this >>117817 this is very important as well
>>117715Also holy crap that lady. The only reason that Gnat was expelled was for wanting to save the life of a child. She's been an awesome spellcaster, just one that lacks actual experience.
>>117853well, since we seem to be definitely going for defending her, we might as well say this, since it's actually a really good point.
>>117715Let's stick around for a bit to find out why her mom is such a hag. Maybe help her with some chores?
>spend the rest of your days washing earthware dishesit's like pottery
>>117715"It was knives meeting you too, Gnat."
>>117715Is this really what you want to trade a life of magic and adventuring for? You can find more people like that poor peasant girl to help. And I can steal from the rich to give to the poor! (I self-identify as poor.)
>>117715Convince Gnat's mom that we are an extremely rich knife merchant, and that we owe her a life debt. In order to properly reward your savior, Gnat needs to join us on a journey to find your caravan. If Gnat's mom says that we can go alone and return with the reward, take her aside and tell her you plan on having Gnat's hand in marriage, making her a member of the extremely wealthy Titmouse family.
>>117715Ask her if he can help a bit and find out a little more about her family
Gnas tiny just pick her up and walk out of town, if she asks it's for adventure
>>117731This. We should add that we're secretly the prince of a neighboring kingdom or something and embellish our reputation as a wealthy noble of much renowned.
>>118000>tripsMake it happen.
>>117715help to show your gratitude, meanwhile convince her to go adventuring
>>117950Absolutely this."It was knives meeting you as well."And when she looks at Peter with a look of disbelief that he'd say goodbye in such a stupid way, continue with"... or did you really think I'd leave you behind here to let you waste your days sculpting mud and washing dishes?"The other anons have good ideas on how to go from there, but this should absolutely be the next thing Peter says.
>>117715Invite her to live in your cave.
Adventuring is an excellent way to perfect your skills, be you a simple thief or a fledgling mage. Since wizard college is off the table, this is going to be the best if not only way for Natalie to hone her skills.And yes, I also agree we should help with those dishes in some fashion.
>>118362Charm the mom so she trusts you to take care of Gnat on the road
First this >>117817Then when everybody's sleeping steal Gnat and leave town.
Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)>>118379roll to seduce gnat's mother
>>118543Might as well steal her mother as well.And all of Spat.And especially the ball of phlegm.
>>118659Steal this anon.
>>117715Ask Gnat about her dreams of Wizardry, why she wanted to be one.Then reassure her that the dream's not over until she decides to give up on it.
>>118754He's already stolen my heart
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>118632Not seduce her, just use our charisma to get on her good side.
>>117715Well, see you later.
>>118760No, I want to steal him. I don't want him to steal you.
>>117874>>118000>>117731>>117950Gentlemen, the waifu quest is over here, >>96808Please join us on our quest to find our sixth waifu, and leave Gnat alone.
>>117715...The level of rage I have at this lady is unusually high for me. I guess bad mothering is a sore spot with me.Either way, whatever we do, it has to be emphatically done with an air of 'I utterly refuse to accept this path and that's all there is to it.' Like, completely non-joking, dead fucking serious attitude.
>>117012I read the whole thread you giant faggot. Fuck off.
>>119177Anon, Insulting yourself isn't healthy, even if you're a dumb frogposter.
>>117012>>119177>>119247Q U A L I T YUALITYP O S T I N GOSTINGyou got there m8.
>>119155Lol if thats what you call a bad mother than you must have had pretty good parents
>>119930Calling your daughter stupid isn't considered bad parenting?
>>119966My point is that there are a lot worse parents out there, calling your kids stupid isn't ok but its not like she beats her
>>119981watch. The next update's probably gonna show her hitting Gnat.
>>120519inb4 tough love mom who smothers her with a bear hug
>>117715"Your daughter is actually a fine spellcaster that was only expelled she went against some rules to save someone's life."Ask Gnat if she wants to go adventuring. Better than wasting her talent here.
>>117950>>118056>did you really think I'd leave you behind here to let you waste your days sculpting mud and washing dishes?This, but showing up out of nowhere later that evening.
Tell her mom that she will be separating you from the most gifted partner in knife sales you've ever had. Why, before you met Gnat, your business was on the verge of bankruptcy after investing your life savings into a cart of knives! Gnat's gifts turned your fortunes around overnight, so much so that you've just returned with only a handful of knives left for sale. A true testament to her good salesmanship.
>>120983>>117853>>120795compliment the gnat
>>121043"I wouldn't stand seeing such a cute girl working with mud like that"
>>119155I hear you, Anon....
>>121885(Or the pseudo-medieval equivalent)
>>121883WE WILL FIND EL DORADO! OR FIND LOTS OF LOST TREASURES ALONG THE WAY!
>>121883"Well, I still have some coupons for the Fondue shop"
>>121888ThisWE ARE MIGHTY AND POWERFUL GODS
>>121885>>121887this seems fun. oceans 11 meets lord of the rings is not something you see everyday, and we could definitely use the cash. good chance for backstory stuff too
>>121883Let's go to the local dungeon, that'll shut Gnat's mom's mouth.
>>121883>What kind of place we going first FONDUE SHOP
>>121896medieval oceans eleven?potions eleven?
>>121885>>121888>>121902OrStay with me hereWe go to a medieval casino, that is named El Dorado, and has a fondue shopIt basically pleases everyone
>>121896Maybe we could meet the warrior or the healer to round out our party
>>121883...my place ;)
>>121883>Thou art I... And I am thou...>Thou hast established a new bond...You have estabilished the NATALIE De MOUCHERON link of the EMPRESS arcana!
>>121909Dude, our party is full, stories were there's too much main characters suck since they don't have a nice dynamic and some end having more screentime than others, and stuff... that sucks.Maybe a temporary one could do the trick though, but no other perma members PLEASE
>>121916Yes, because Magician isn't a fucking part of the Major Arcana am I right?
>>121883Do a quick check of your thief knowledge to learn what kind of valuables or otherwise noteworthy things are nearby this town to pursue.
>>121918Dude wtf are you talking about? There are dozens of sucessful movies/books/etc. with 3-5 main characters.
>>121904This, the perfect compromise
>>121921But the empress arcana is more suitable for Gnat.The magician arcana are nearly always fire mages. They're also nearly always male. From the wiki:>An ongoing theme that is related to all Magician Arcana Social Links is the tragedy that befalls the social link character related to their romantic interest. Junpei's romantic interest Chidori dies when she sacrifices her life to save his life.Empress arcana, on the other hand:>Gameplay-wise, the Personas of the Empress Arcana are often Personas excelling in Ice-based attacks with healing powers also relatively common; they are usually important female figures.>Characters under this Arcana may also be cold-hearted in personality, but still present a high degree of care and concern towards others.
>>121883Maybe we should buy a world map and see what looks interesting
>>121931This sounds like a clever plan
>>121927Successfull =/= goodI'm not saying those are always bad, just that the character dynamic is often poorly exploited barring the MC and his best friend/love interest/whatever
>>121930>Gnat has/will get healing magicNice.
>>121933Star Wars (original trilogy)Harry PotterBreakfast ClubX-menThe Walking DeadGame of ThronesGooniesAlways Sunny in PhilidelphiaGhostbustersThe A-teamStand by MeThe GodfatherGuardians of the GalaxyFriendsHell, even TMNTTheres tons of fucking media where the group dynamic plays out very well, even if you don't like all of these (and even I don't like all of the) but there is no way you hate al of these and you have to admit the characters are still well developed and their dynamic is good don't give me this bullshit it works perfectly fine barring the writer isn't completely incompetent and I trust Okk to do a good job
>>121929What is the name of this particular expression been seeing it everywhere
>>121954Its from emperor's new groove
>>121952Personally not a fan of introducing a group dynamic in this story. I just want the story to focus of Peter and Gnat. I have no problem with giving some screentime to recurring secondary characters but I oppose them becoming part of the main party.
>>121961If this goes on for a while two people might get kinda boring. I have always been a fan of groups of three
>>121961How can we possibly call this quest a success without a Comedy Dog expy
>>121962it's already kinda boring desu
>>121964Not everything needs comedy dog.Please keep your fetish to yourself.
>>121975>Not everything needs comedy dog.What the fuck did you just say?
>>121883First, the gay bathhouse. Then, ADVENTURE.
>>121975What the FUCK did you just say?nah I agree, should be a small cameo in the background if anything at all
>>121975I agree comedy dog isnt funny.Thanks for the meme bait fellas
April makes a cameo.
>>121996ur mom isnt funny
>>121883first and foremost, why the fuck are there so many monsters about?Maybe we should do something about it
>>122037>fantasy world with magic>have encountered two monstersWow, what the fuck man, everything is awful. Anyway, tell Gnat's mother that you just came to let her know that she's doing a placement year, studying across the land, so you won't be able to contact her at the college, not that she ever did that anyway.
>>122049But we're not talking smalltime monters here.The skrzvzt was pretty big and spewing fire. And the maticore was sentient and had a ranged attack.
We should let her mom know what's going on, then fish for some embarrassing childhood story we can tease Gnat with later
>>122051don't be a pussy, anon. what are you, some kind of faggot? that sun wizard would've killed them in two seconds no problem. are you saying sun wizards are better than you? do you want to suck some sun wizard cocks? is that what you're saying? you homo.
>>122058Questy´s dark past.
>>122057I just mean we're a thief and a mage. Distractions and vines will only protect us so far.We need to hire a meatshield.
>>122066So, basically a guy that'll die and we'll replace each adventure ?Sounds actually fun
>>122070That sounds kinda messed up desu
>>122072Dying, or fleeing, pick your favorite not a fan of dying either actually, just fun in the kenny way, btw I know Okk feels weird after calling him Questy since forever is able to keep it fresh every time anyway.
>>121931Agreed. As players, we don't yet know anything about this world, so it's kind of hard to set a destination.
Even more compromise, how about we buy map and look it over in de fondue section of casino El Dorado?
>>122252while Comedy Dog tells us the backstory of its creation
>>122255I've never seen Comedy Dog but I already hate it with the rage of a thousand suns.
>>122277He directed The Big Bang Theory.
>>122277I don't either, yet I somehow love the character now
>>122060so questy a furry?
>>121883Wait when did we learn her name?
>>122417they mentioned it in the trial
>>122425And when the guard arrested her.
>>122417when we plowed her into oblivion last thread;D
>>121931Simple yet likely effective. I like this idea.
>>122417We stole it when she wasn't looking, as usual.
>>121883Uh oh. It's Gnat's mommy.Is she going to be mad that her daughter is home when she should be studying?Or is she going to be one of those "OH! MY DARLING DAUGHTER IS HOME! COME HERE MY BABY. How come you never write your dear mother while you are off at your fancy pants magic school?"typeALSO have 2 pics of CHAD at work on the field.
>>122754try reading the thread properly next time, dickass.
>>121883To the Peter Mobile!It's a wooden tandem bicycle and they drive to a Las Vegas like city. Their first stop is a fast food restaurant where they order some good burgers.
>>121883It's gotta be somewhere with a lot of treasure to steal. We're a thief, after all.
>>121883Since Gnat need to learn magic, we should go in a city with a realy big library, so we can steal some magic book and hats along the way
>>122932i forgot to say to let Peter introduce himself with the Mother the same way he did it with Gnat, and at the end of the introduction tell her that you are stealing her Daughter
>>122974I like this, its nice
>>122415>>122406>>122399>>122304>>122295Why were these deleted?
>>123051 Ask her a better question, how badly does she wanna get away from everything bad going on in her life?
>>123051First, one of the two has to dress up as a hot chick , and everybody knows who that person will be...
>>123051It's mostly to give us something to do while I recover honestly.
>>123051The real reason why Peter wants to go to te casino is because he wants to meet up with an old friend.
>>123051No. She doesn't.>>123053Rampant homosexuality.
>>123051The correct answer is no!Now lets get going!
>>123076This is the only reasonable explination for why you would want to go to a casino.I still think we should start by buying a world map
>>123051You may not trust me, but you should at least believe in me!
>>123051You're hands always make me laugh. If they aren't making any specific move like pointing a or shaking a fist their just these shapeless pointy nubs. Not that there's anything wrong with them, I just find it funny.
>>123090I second this response
>>123051It's not just petty theft, no this is much bigger and better.We're gonna pull a heist.
>>123082Baneposting is never bad.
>>123123But it is Baneable.
>>123051need to look for some quest hooks and going to a bar is way too cliche.
>>123051We're going there to pick up quests Gnat, it's like a bar but bigger, shinier and won't run out of rooms every fucking night.Also we can gamble
>>123051Too bad, we're already there!
Hey Okk I hope you don't mind me improving your page
>>123516Be the new QM, please
>>123516Holy fuck man, my sides
>>123516Nah nigga. Hard to get is a best
>>123529Hard to get, easy to come?
>>123166>>123199I like these responses.
Is the thread dead?
>>125329Of course not, you idiot. We're waiting for the next update.
>>125336Five hours with no posting seems pretty extreme.
>>125346It isn't. Is this the only quest you follow in this board or something?
>>125361No, but the other quest I'm following at the moment has almost constant posting.
>>125379Whats there to discuss? OP's last post was 8 hours ago, and there was plenty of discussion for a while. Now we are just waiting for OP to come back, which probably wont be until tomorrow.
>>125385Just seems a little barren with no one doing anything.
>>125396Well, we could all shit post if you want us too?
>>125396Go jack off to futa league porn. Easy
>>125379Well that's not the case for all the threads on this board. This is probably the most popular one on the board.
>>125396We could talk about the many, many extremely large hairy hands Gnat has held if you like.
>>125599How many you ask? There's only pair of hands that she hasn't held is ours.
What a better place to loosen drunk wizards from their staves and tomes than the Fondue Casino?
>>125683A wizard bar?
>>125710No, but it has a wizard bar inside. Haven't you ever been there?
>>125725I don't get out much.
>>125379>>125396Anon, let me tell you something as a Banished Quest reader.If the OP is away, a dead thread is MUCH better than anons shooting the shit.
>>126208Tell me the trials and tribulations of an anon waiting for banish Quest op. I personally plan on never reading the quest so I would love to know.
>>126236It's 100% easier than waiting for Afterlife Quest to be revived.
>>126236You get used to the banter. The exaggeration of it is a meme at this point. The bad part is the waiting itself, because the writing is addictively good.
I made some OChop u liek
>>127056This is my artistic rendition of Gnat, I jope u laik
>>127201DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>127201This is BRILLIANT.Fuck Peter Titsmouse. This is true OTP.>>127284 >>127286 >>127324 >>127331 >>127361You want Gnat to be Peter's waifu only becouse you identify with him, as you are as shitty and weak as him. Chad is real man .
>>127416>Chad is real manChad likes playing with balls a little too much, I'm not insinuating anything, but maybe that has to do with why he broke up with Gnat
>>127430From now on it's canon that Chad was secretly gay. He only was able to sustain a fake relationship with Gnat because she's a tomboy.
>>123051*pat on the back* and give a hearty encouraging laugh."GOOD! That skepticism will serve you well."or something simularThen explain to her that it is time to celebrate a new chapter in her life. (and ours We have someone new to adventure with.) Go on to say that furthermore this is the perfect opportunity for her to gain practice in assessing situations, and reading others in a controlled environment. That will serve you well as an adventurer and as a magic user, since the skilled and talented always have people trying to manipulate and take advantage of them(we are a roguish charming thief, not a wizard, so we are teaching from the perceptive and mindset of one.)
Can somebody explain to me what this 'Comedy Dog' is? I tried reading through /pokequest/ to see his origin but it seems he just kinda showed up next to the three Bills. Was it an in-joke in the threads that made its way into the story or was it from something earlier in Questy's QM career?
>>128303Nobody cared until he put on the comedy
>>128303Comedy Dog is a comic relief character, the main goal for him is that he says bad puns whenever possible. Nothing more to it other than him being dead.
>>127512I second this.
Sorry, guys, but I think I need to take a break from Peter Titmouse. I've had a lot of fun the past couple weeks, and I'm proud of my productivity though. Keep an eye on my twitter, and I'll post there about it when this quest comes back.The archive on my webspace should be up to date. I've also broken it into chapters, and added a page for fan-made stuff. Except for the webms. I still haven't figured out how to embed those yet.
>>128862Ok, thanks for the quest. It was fun.
>>128890You can't fake the ID and the secure tripcode, m8.
>>128862I hope you'll quickly come back ;_;
>>128862Can we know why?
>>128862What is your twitter again?
>>128957Thanks for all your work so far. Genuinely made /qst/ my favourite board. Seriously great work.What's the reason for the break? Got a little writer's block?
>>128957Thanks for the fun. You completely sold me on quests.See you when you're ready
>>129050he just has to work out how to bring Chad back into it all, and that requires a lot of time
Why even live anymore?
>>128862this was the only thing prolongation my suicide. thanks for the distraction anyway.
>>129838remember to be responsible, anon.
>>129239someone post this on [r9k] plz.>>>/r9k/they already have some sort of "chad" meme about people they hate.
>>138212>He doesn't know what a chad is.What're you, some kind of faggot?
>>138212You know, he was called "Chad" exactly because of that meme