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Character Sheet (Full!):https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU
Character Sheet (Renexizious Only!): https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xgNKMzLUZS9L05DUCxmsvuYs-bGPIRpQsFv5k7oaBBk

What is EDQ: A huge quest dedicated to CONQUERING THE WORLD AND BEYOND, with long and YUGE character sheets, a highly lustful dragon who's just as brilliant as often as he is inappropriate and morally bankrupt, who has taken over most of Europe and is totally not a closet nazi, and with a drunken QM half of the time.

Last time on EDQ: Romania is in the middle of a rebellion by vampires, who are both BOLD AND FEWLISH, not to mention a giant lion which may or may not be God fucking around with things on the planet taking over Prague, Flames continuing to be a filthy degenerate, and we found a 40k Dimension with the TAU FIRE WARRIORS outside fucking around in a bunker, and we stole them and their weapons. And a Crisis Battlesuit.

For science.

Now, back to the regularly scheduled program.

You sigh... Honestly, you were liking just doing science and being with your wives...
Now you have to go deal with something. Great.

You also hear some arguing in the basement, and you turn around to see a rather envious Frankizka and Elizabeth arguing at each other. Great.
Now you can't wait to leave.

"Sir?"

"...I'll see about going, I suppose."

"Yes, si-"

"YOU BITCH! YOU STOLE MY PERFUME!"

"And fast. I really, really don't want to be here."

"YOU STOLE MY FUCKING COMB! WHY?!"

"YOU STOLE MY PERFUME!"

The two of them seem to really be at it, great.

"Can the two of you stop yelling at each other for one fucking minute? Please?"

They both give you a rather angry stare, and you sigh.

"Please?"

"Well, she stole my comb! I need that for my hair... I only have one!" says Frankizka.

"She stole my lemon perfume, not to mention used MY toothbrush for her teeth!"

"I didn't!"

"Explain why your teeth are so nice then?"

"Because you British don't even know what dental hygiene is?"

"You bitch! Take that back!" Elizabeth seems gravely offended...

"Well, take back your insult about Bretonnian's being horse-fuckers!"

"As if! You know it to be true!"

God, you can't wait to go now. Frankizka and Elizabeth literally just had to walk out a door and make eyesight to just instantly hate each other.

"Sir? Do you want me to pack you your lunch?"

"Hm? Sure. I might be in Prague for a bit, business... And to see what the utter fuck is going on."

"Erh, yes sir. Anything else?"

"No, not really."

Your two wives realize your leaving, and both attempt to wave goodbye... Both call you husband... And give each other such a hateful glare you quickly close the door.

You see Chrysoula sleeping on the couch and you pat her on the head as you think where to go first...

Continued!
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You note that Chrysoula seems a bit annoyed at their yelling and seems to be trying to get a nap... You think on where to go.

Actions

>Head to Prague. A giant lion clad in armor could be rather important.
>...You should see if the German Kaiser will let you in his lands for a bit...
>...Invasion? Invasion. This is the perfect time!
>Head to Romania. Vampires tend to be a bit more dangerous, you think.
>...Just stay home, regardless of the arguing.
>Bring Chrysoula along?
>Bring someone else along?
>Write-In
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>>1088249
>Head to Prague. A giant lion clad in armor could be rather important.

>Write-In
Grab our staff and some troops / equipment, they can hold onto our back or in the case of the equipment, be strapped to it.
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>>1088279
Just saying, not telling the Kaiser your moving in with troops to help along with you will be nearly guaranteed to be thought of a hostile action.
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>>1088299
Fine, fine.

>...You should see if the German Kaiser will let you in his lands for a bit...
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince the Kaiser in a phonecall.

+3 if you can tell him why your intervening...
+2 if you can be nice to the sleeping Chrysoula. (+1 if you can think of a way to get her to sleep comfortably.)
+2 if you can apologize for the yelling in the background.
+2 if you can also mention how much gratitude he should shower you in for intervening. (+1 if you can get the draconic ego in there.)
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>>1088340
"Good day Kaiser, I apologise about the noise but there's an argument that I am unable to stop happening and it is for the best they work it out.

Now onto my reason for calling you. I can't help but see you have two problems on your hands, I offer to take care of one of them; specifically the giant lion.

In return, I suppose I would accept either a large payment of money into my nation's treasury or a gold statue depicting my draconian perfection outside of some important building. We can decide which one later."


Place a blanket on her and a pillow over her ear so she can't hear them arguing as much.
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Rolled 13 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1088400
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Back for now anons.

13+15=28

Minor Success!

"Good day Kaiser, I really do apologize about the noise, but there's an argument I am unable to stop happening and it's for the best that they work it out. Now, unto my reason for calling you. I can'-"

You hear a loud thud downstairs, and sigh.

"I can't help but see you have two problems on your hands. I offer to take care of one... Specifically the giant lion. In return I would accept either a large payment of money, or a glorious gold statue depicting my draconian perfection to you mortals outside of some important building. We can decide which one later... But really, both would be good."

"I'm not denying help here, but I'm not paying you to deal with an oversized lion... The German Landswehr can deal with it easily."

"Really?"

"Of course. We're Germans, and we can deal with a few undead."

He seems rather stubborn.

Actions

>...You know, I could just go over and break into the treasury to make things worse, if you won't give me the gold willingly.
>...I suppose for the sake of my son I'll help you. But that's it.
>...You have an idea... A political one. Ask if he has an unmarried son. A political union could be rather powerful with the Germans.
>Really? What can this lion do anyways?
>I can wait, you know.
>...Well, now if you want my help I want a life-sized statue of me.
>Write-In
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>>1088460
>Write-In
"So, your German army can take down a literally 50 story tall lion, wearing armour and capable of having an intelligent conversation..?

While also taking down a rebellion lead by vampires and their personal army..?


This I have to see! Okay sign me up, I am coming to see your army fight and then I am either going to make you this offer again after laughing at you if they fail or I will be considering working with you Germans more."
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"So, your German army can take down a literally fifty story tall lion, wearing armour and capable of having an intelligent conversation. Not to mention taking down a rebellion led by vampires and their personal army?"

You crack a rather hearty smile.

"This I have to see. Alright, sign me up. I'm going to see your army fight, and then I'm going to make you this offer again after laughing at their pathetic failure... Or actually consider working with you Germans more."

You hang up, rather eager to see this clusterfuck... In your good mood though, you decide to put a blanket on Chrysoula and a pillow over her ear... She seems much more comfortable and you give her a kiss before you leave.

Do you want to bring anything with you?

>...Two steel silos of popcorn, a few pounds of salt and a few liters of butter... Simply to enjoy watching the shitshow that this will be.
>Bring someone else along?
>Bring a personal regiment? (Choose up to three!)
>Bring Chrysoula along? She can see just how nice you are, stopping creatures from attacking places...
>...Bring your wizard staff!
>Just go! You need to see this.
>Write-in
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>>1088533
>...Two steel silos of popcorn, a few pounds of salt and a few liters of butter... Simply to enjoy watching the shitshow that this will be.
>...Bring your wizard staff!

>Bring a personal regiment? (Choose up to three!)
Could you show me a list?
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>>1088564
Lupis Mortem
100x Werewolves

(Great at Offense and Ambushing. Unblooded and not trained.)

First Draconic Corps
30x Half-Dragons, 5 Humans, 30 Dragonblood

(Great on offense, moderate on defense. Very loyal.)

Finnish Snipers

(Amazing at defense, moderate on offense.)

40x Finns With Snipers

Sons av Renexizius

(Mediocre at everything)

2500x Crusaders

Panzer Wehrwolf

(Great at attacking and sieging, bad at Defense)

1x Super Heavy Tank.

Swedish Yuan-Ti Lifeguards

(Amazing at Defense, terrible at Offense. Very Loyal and zealous.)

120x Yuan-Ti

By the way, anons might want to look into upgrading their personal regiments soon, as their equipment is starting to get outdated.
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You order your slaves and servants to fill two steel silos and pour some butter and salt into it while you get ready to leave...

You think about bringing a personal corp, but nothing really comes to mind, and you fly away from the arguing that is in your lair...

You begin to fly to Prague, German airplanes and jets keeping a fair distance away from you.

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+2 if you can regret leaving Chrysoula with the arguing wives, and how uncomfortable she must be just because of them. (If you want to, you can think about how to make it up to her.)
+2 if you can think about what they'd like enough to stop arguing. Maybe buying them something they like so they won't yell at eachother and be distracted by it?
+2 if you can think about how to deal with this lion fellow, if you'll try talking first, fighting first, etc...
+2 if you can also think of more things to sate your draconic desire for superiority in the future.
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Rolled 7 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1088634
Sorry for not responding to your previous post, I was playing overwatch and needed to concentrate.


Chrysoula does't deserve to have her sleep ruined by their arguement. I mean shit most people can't sleep next to a normal conversation let alone what they were having. Clearly we need to get her some noise cancelling headphones.

The only thing they might like enough to stop arguing is currently attached to us. Besides that I suppose buying replacement perfume and all that other shit they were arguing with the other over using would at least shut them up.

Talk first, he seems interesting. Failing that kill him.

Clearly we need to pay for someone to create a film of our life so far. As clearly there is too much for one film or book and it will need to be a series.
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>>1088646
It's fine. I can wait for your great write-ins and bonuses.

Allowing samefagging if you can think of your glorious draconic superiority, and how to solve your ego. Also how to make Chrysoula more comfortable.
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Rolled 7 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1088674
Clearly we need to make some sort of soap or gel that makes her fur floofy as fuck. Not for any particular reason but...floof...

We should also see about helping her learn other languages so she can talk with people besides us. Another idea might be to learn how to make clothes and give her a few as a gift or something. At least it would allow us to maintain her clothes and stop them getting destroyed constantly.


Also we should clearly see about carving our face into the moon when we get into space or we could carve our face into the Urals.
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1088634
Dis gun b gud
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7+12=19

Failure!

You get to Germany, thinking about how to make Chrysoula happy...

As you get there, you arrive to the outskirts of Prague, and settle down on a hill, overlooking Prague... There seems to be the German military surrounding the city, and nothing seems to have really happened yet...

You of course, rather curious, fly overhead...

You see a huge figure, easily the lion. He seems clad in what seems to be silver armor, with somesort of longsword, and is crouched over, attempting to talk quietly to what you see to be a German officer... He definitely reminds you of a knight or someone of high importance and nobility.

The large armored lion seems

So far it seems like nothing has happened. Absolutely nothing.

Boring.

Actions

>Surprise attack!
>Taunt the cat from above.
>
>...Land beside it? Maybe you can communicate on fair grounds?
>Communicate from above in your superior domain...
>...Try to overhear what they're talking about.
>Write-In
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>>1088835
>Communicate from above in your superior domain...
Oh and we should activate our acid blood to peak effectiveness.

I wonder when we should visit sun Jiang again
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Be back in a while anons. If anons want to think of how to introduce yourself or anything, feel free to go ahead.
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Back anons.

You fly above Prague, and try to get the attention of the large lion...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+3 if you can find a way to get his attention, either by insulting him, complimenting him, or otherwise greeting him.
+2 if you can introduce yourself, and mention how cool you happen to be.
+3 if you can try your best to be friendly.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1089138
>Excuse me giant dragon is trying to talk to you. I would like to engage in some conversation if you would be willing. Especially considering I left running my empire to come here.

I wonder how our kobold civ is doing
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Rolled 12 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1089138
"Greetings giant well-armoured Lion! I am emperor of the Swedish empire, masterful romancer and generally great scientist Renexizious. You may call me Ren."
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12+12=24

Minor Success!

[red]"Greetings giant well-armoured Lion! I am emperor of the Swedish empire, masterful romancer and generally great scientist Renexizious. You may call me Ren, however."[/red]

The lion looks up... It seems to be a humanoid, and confused up at you.

"Hail! I am Pragius of Czechoslovakia." He pounds his chest armor in a sort of greeting.

[red]"I see."[/red]

The two of you seem a bit uneasy... Neither one of you are really too sure what to do.

His armor seems to be that of a roman Centurion and a knight mixed into one... Iconic helm of a Centurion, with the armor of a knight... It's rather strange honestly.

Both of you also seem to speak fluent English... But his accent seems very... Knightly, so to speak.

Actions

>...So, who exactly are you, Pragius?
>Jupiter? Would you know anything about him?
>You are one large housecat, just saying.
>I am pleased to meet you! Hopefully we'll get along finely!
>I recommend you leave my soon-to-be subjects alone.
>I see you are intimidating the mortals? Would you care if I ask why?
>See if he knows Latin?
>So... Why the hell are you in Czechoslavia?
>Write-In
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>>1089253
>See if he knows Latin?
>Jupiter? Would you know anything about him?
Gotta see if deadbeat god dad knows anything.

>...So, who exactly are you, Pragius?
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>>1089253
>Write-In
"So a few things, first off welcome to being a world player, the gift basket will reach you some time soon.

Next, I don't know what your plans and goals are but I must ask that you don't attack my nation, any of my allies or any of my vassals.

Also, can I ask where you came from? You just seem kinda random...are you a saint or something?

Lastly, the German army is apparently going to try and fight you, I will not intervene on their side unless they ask but I doubt they will. Best of luck to you and I hope you can put on a good show as I will be watching."
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Fun fact... I believe at this point your deadbeat god dad has less followers than you. Which isn't saying much, but could be a easy way to trigger him.
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>>1089309
Well yea we are more or less reviving his religion.
We could probably get way more worshippers by upping our pr and then helping humanity then shilling for our religion.

I wonder if we ascend to godhood if we can do something to help fenrir
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[red]"Well, first of all, welcome to being a world player. The gift basket will reach you some time soon, of course."[/red] You say in Latin. He seems to understand.

[red]So... Dad? Know anything about him?[/red]

[blue]Sort of... I think... Ah, I do in fact detect it... He's a spirit of Maahes... Well, in body so to speak... Though I do detect numerous household Celtic spirits and Roman spirits... Hm.[/blue]

[red]Erh...[/red]

[blue]If I had to guess, he's what we would call a "twisted spirit", when a soul from an old or weak god gets taken away and used for something else... For example, an "original spirit", of mine would be a large falcon or birdlike creature. So I predict this is a sort of project of numerous petty gods that most likely don't even have names."

Interesting.

[red]So he's Egyptian?[/red]

[blue]Sort of. He's mostly a mix of Celtic and Roman though.[/blue]

This is quite strange, honestly.

You return back to reality.

[red]"Next, I must say that I don't know what your plans are, but do not even think about attacking my nation, allies, or vassals... Oh, and the German Army will attempt to fight you. I will not intervene unless they ask, but I doubt they will. Best of luck to you and I hope you can put on a good show."[/red]

He seems a bit confused.

"Pardon?"

[red]"What? It's fun to watch things get destroyed."[/red]

"I see. Perhaps you could tell thy lands to me, so I do not trespass?"

He seems rather polite and respectful. How nice.

Actions

>...Ah, well, let's see... All of Europe.
>You know, I like you. So why don't we try to get along a bit?
>Dad? Technically speaking, are we related at all to him?
>Just look out for any big balls of yarn, alright?
>Oh, I wouldn't really worry about that too much.
>Western Europe, and most if not all of everything outside of Germany.
>Write-In
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>>1089407
>Western Europe, and most if not all of everything outside of Germany.
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>>1089407
If I may ask, how does a Celto-Roman God take the shape of a lion? They've been dead in Europe for thousands of years.
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>>1089514
Because he has the body of maahes.
But his spirit is FUBAR in a sense so he also kind of isn't.

He has Maahes body but his spirit is corrupted with roman and celt shit
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I'm going to take a nap for a bit anons.
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[red]So, is it a god or something?[/red]

[blue]It isn't. But it is made by a deity's hand.[/blue]

Huh.

"So, stick out of Western Europe, and most if not all of everything out of Germany, understand?"

"Verily. So, why are thou here?"

"Me? Well..."

Actions

>Just watching. Mostly for the time where the Germans shoot at you and you crush them while I eat some popcorn.
>Well, I might help you... Giants have to stick together after all.
>Why don't you work with me?
>Well, we may fight. To be fair, I will see about non-lethally knocking you out rather than killing you.
>We'll fight... But I really do hope you prove entertaining to kill. More than a human, at the least.
>Write-In
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>>1090656
>Why don't you work with me?
>Write-In
"For now I will mostly be spectating and will refrain from choosing a side until either party asks for aid."
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Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can convince him.

+3 if you can claim of the great ambitions and glory he could achive with you.
+2 if you can mention why fighting the Germans might not be a very good idea.
+2 if you can mention how useful he'll be...
+1 if you can also compliment his KNIGHLTY DEMEANOR and how it could be put to work in your empire.
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Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1090697
>We could take over the world and build an empire the likes of which have never been seen. Our names written down in history and songs dedicated to us as long as civilization stands. And it's better than getting into some fight with germany here if only because they'll be a pain and might actually injure you. Not to mention my son might be obligated to help and he's a dragon as well so I'd have to fight just so he doesn't get hurt and you'll be an instrumental piece in helping to maintain and expand my empire especially in the more arid areas. Also I have a respect for your knightly demeanor and you would be a good ally to my empire as long as a symbol as I have no doubt the people would come to respect you.

Even if he says no I hope to see an interesting fight.
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>>1090724
>tfw you get a 60 story anthro-lion spirit thing completely loyal to you.
Another hero unit to add to the pile.
feelsgoodman
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>>1090731
>tfw you weren't expecting a one and don't know what to write
>tfw you were hoping for a boss fight kaiju style.
>tfw your dreams are now but memes.

Well, if anons want to throw suggestions for what this nat twenties does, go ahead. I may or may not take inspiration from that while I think on how to make this more unique than a normal success.
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>>1090740
Ren just goes into a full speec about the honor and glory of our empire and how he can be part of this bright and prosperous future.
We hover in place and while this speech goes on the sun shines behind our back giving that full feel then Pragius swears fealty to us and for some fucking reason the german military cheers our name because they got caught in the hype.

(Though this might be over the top.)
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"We could take over the world and build an empire the likes of which have never been seen, let alone dreamed about. Our names written down in history and songs dedicated to us as long as civilization stands. And it's better than getting into some fight with the Germans here if only because they'll be a pain and might actually injure you... Neither of us really want that. Besides, I should mention my son might be obligated to help and he's a dragon as well so I'd have to fight you, just so he doesn't get hurt. But, if you serve me, you'll be an instrumental piece in helping to maintain and expand my empire especially in the more arid and dry areas. Also, your knightly demeanor and personality would be a great benefactor to my empire as a symbol, as I have no doubt the people would come to respect you, if not love you... The honor and glory would beyond imagine!"

He seems extremely convinced, being both honored and proud of your compliments.

"Ah! I know naught of what thy empire is, but truly, it sounds majestic, ruling over most of Europe! I will gladly serve thy, dragon! In life and in death! You have my eternal word!"

He draws what seems to be a very long... Longsword, and plants it into the road, crushing a few cars and a water hydrant.

"I pledge my loyalty to you, and your foes shall know death and defeat, while we shall know glory and honor!"
He seems to be rather prideful. Huh...

"I see! Well, it's great to have such a hero with us."

"Ah! But I am not a hero yet! I am honorbound to assist the Czechoslavians in their righteous struggle for independence!"

"Really?"

"I have! It is my honor at stake, if I do not help the plight of these people!"

"Would you care if I asked why?"

"Of course I would tell you, glorious and noble liege! I have heard of the plight of the men of this country and of the terrible reign of the Kaiser! How his dark knights prowl the land, marauding and bereaving the people of their daily bread! In fact, one of the noble and venerable organizations of this land, called the "Anarcha-Capatalais" have told me of the struggle for freedom, not to be treated as slaves!"

He seems to have butchered the word "anarcho-capitalists", and you highly doubt he understands what that means.

"Really?"

"The nobles of this land neglect their pledge to the commoners and serfs! They neglect to even appoint knights, and how they ignore the time-honored oath of feudalism! Tis' a ghastly sight to be sure, my lord!"

You predict that he's most likely Lawful Good. Damn it.
But he also seems to be extremely honorable to you, and you highly, if not think it's impossible he would ever betray you.
How nice.

He also remains bowing, waiting for something.

Actions

>I am proud to have you aboard.
>...KNIGHT HIM. You've never done this before!
>Erh... Sorry, but I can't really be associated with you.
>...You do realize it's pronounced "anarcho" and "capitalist", right? And do you know what they are?
>I can help you, you know.
>Write-In
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>>1090812
>...KNIGHT HIM. You've never done this before!
Why have we not done this before.
>...You do realize it's pronounced "anarcho" and "capitalist", right? And do you know what they are?
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Mind if I ask how anons like the lion-guy so far, and how nice it is to have an eternally faithful giant lion knight?

Because I have spent most of this time looking in fucking dictionaries just so I can come up with fancy words for him to use. Mostly variants of GLORIOUS.

Also, getting dinner so I'll be back in a bit.
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>>1090825
He seems pretty fucking cool and I bet he'd make a great military leader. Maybe we can finally honorably discharge charlemagne. And maybe if pragius is good he can make our armed forces not shit.
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>>1090829
Also, here's his stats...

Strength: 9
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 3
Wisdom: 4
Insight: 5

Also, he does possess shapeshifting from a human to his full form.
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>>1090841
Wait how's our military structure?
We have Commissioned officers and NCO's right?
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>>1090858
Of course. Most are very competent and very powerful in battle thanks to their half-dragon mutagens. Though they suffer from "Carolean Syndrome" a bit.

"...I see you request to be knighted. Well, I will gladly oblige, Sir Pragius."

You don't really have anything to do a proper knighting. But you just sort of take one of your hands, putting it over his head, and confirm him as a knight.

"Arise, sir knight, as a knight of Sweden... Also, you know it's pronounced "anarcho-capitalist", right? And do you know what they are?"

"Sadly naught! But I was told they represent the peasantry's views!"

You sigh.

"...I see. Well, will you come with me?"

He seems very split.

"I have a duty here! You have my uttermost deepest apologies, but I must complete my oath." He says with his rather deep voice.

Actions

>Trust me, the Anarchic Capitalists do not represent the majority of the populace's views. Just ask them yourself.
>But there is an even more grave threat... Vampires.
>...If you so wish, I could help.
>Sorry, but I cannot be involved in this... It would spark a war.
>You have my apologies also, but I cannot let you do this. It would spark a war between Germany and Sweden since you are technically an agent of the state.
>Write-In
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>>1090878
>You have been deceived. Firstly feudalism is near non existent in this day and age. These people you have spoken too are anarcho capitalists. People who believe the government to be evil and wish to see it gone. But trust me when I say they do not represent the majority of the populace. You can ask them yourself.

How competent are our officers at treating and training our troops?

They don't forget to train their troops right?
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>>1090897
Well, of course they train their troops.

Your troops though aren't exactly of the best quality though... They're average and could be better.

Though your support in the grunts is very low, with your officers having moderate loyalty towards you.

+High Popularity.
+Nationalism
+Good Ruler
+High Monarchist Support
+Militaristic and Expansionist.
+High Fascist Support.
-Low Human Support.
-Low Religious Support.
-Below Average Conservative Support
-Conscripted Soldiers.
-Equality Changes in racial issues.
-Prefer another candidate (Charlemagne)
-Overextension.
-Appointed a terrible commander.
-Socialist Policies

If I had to guess, most of your soldiers are loyal simply for the country rather than you, and most support Charlemagne... For example, this is what they like about him.

+War Hero
+Populist.
+Humble (From wearing a grunt uniform rather than a officer uniform to a meeting!)
+Heir Status
+Amazing Commander
+High Fascist Support.
+Overwhelming Religious Support
+Known Nationalist
-Not as powerful as a Dragon.
-Paranoia
-Rumors of being a "closet nazi"
-Low Conservative Support.

Updating here in a minute.
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>>1090970
>Over-extension
Wait we have too many lands and not enough troops?
>Appointed a terrible commander
re.

So I think our popularity will go up a bit if we discharge conscripted troops and take in more of other races.
Or we will at least have loyal factions among the military
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"You have been deceived. Firstly feudalism is near non existent in this day and age. These people you have spoken to are anarcho capitalists. People who believe the government to be evil and wish to see it gone. But trust me when I say they do not represent the majority of the populace. You can ask them yourself, honestly."

"Truly? Alack, truly dark days. I have been deceived?"

"Of course."

Roll me a 1d20+8 if he believes you. (+2 from him wanting to believe you!) In addition, even if you fail he will investigate being lied to.

+3 if you can point how how silly anarchic capitalists really are. (+1 if you can give a meme example)
+2 if you can also point out that your nation is indeed a monarchy and has "feudal" tendencies and what they are.

>>1090982
You own Russia and most of Europe. You need a LOT of troops, a lot more.

Also, taking in more of other races might make the problem worse in the long-term in discipline, equipment, etc. Not to mention that the humans might just get radicalized.

Pro-tip, you are close to radicalizing humans for recent policies.
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Rolled 7 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1090992
>Humans are close to being radicalized.
Because we aren't treating them like they are special?
We need more loyal races and just in general to replace humans. Preferably with loyal races like werewolves and half-dragons and yuan-ti too.

>Firstly anarchich capitalists honestly think that a government isn't necessary. Thinking people can get by without someone to rule or guide them. And they want to ban the state. Which is odd considering who would enforce this law. Though my nation is in fact a monarchy that has vassalized a few other nations
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Allowing samefagigng if you can continue to make fun of the anarchic capitalists, and reminisce about feudalism and how humans and commoners knew their place. Or something close to that.
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Rolled 20 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1091021
>Honestly they think that you can have any sort of coordinated group of people that won't turn into a government. It's just how it is. At least in feudal times people understand that there were leaders and followers and each side had a purpose. but now with a taste of more liberties they seem to desire to take it too far and ban any sort of organization and to be done with the role of leader.
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>horror.jpeg

Half Dragons are all ex-humans, and probably won't like the idea of their kin getting replaced either. Most still have human families, etc.
Once Yuan-Ti find out you aren't catholic or anything like that, their popularity of you will plummet. Like a rock.

Also, humans make up a huge percentage of your empire, maybe not as much as in Sweden and Norway, but empire wide they're overwhelming.

Critical Success

[red]"Firstly anarchich capitalists honestly think that a government isn't necessary. Thinking people can get by without someone to rule or guide them. And they want to ban the state. Which is odd considering who would enforce this law. Though my nation is in fact a monarchy that has vassalized a few other nations... You know how it is as a ruler. But honestly, they think that you can have any sort of coordinated group of people that won't turn into a government. It's just how it is. At least in feudal times people understand that there were leaders and followers and each side had a purpose. but now with a taste of more liberties they just take it too far and want to be done with the role of the leader..." You add a sigh of disappointment, and see Sir Pragius seem quite furious.

"Thy cravenous wretches! Were I not merciful and overjoyed to have found a true and noble liege to serve, I would without a doubt seek justice for their deceit against their betters!"

"Ah... I see."

"Truly, I am indebted to telling me about their true ideals!"

He already seems to like you quite a bit, and you sense that he's extremely trusting of you, since you are his "liege" so to speak.

"Now, what is thy command? I await your word!"

Actions

>...Listen, could you cool it with the whole "absolute loyalty" to me? I mean, I like it, but I like the people I know to be a bit... Less absolute in their loyalty, I suppose. (Try to get him to stop being so lawful!)
>...Why don't you come with me to Sweden?
>...Try to get on his good side even more. Reminisce about the "good old days" of feudalism and so forth, or how you have nobles, etc...
>We should go to Romania to deal with some vampires, so to speak...
>You should really defeat the Germans while I erh... Just take a quick look at their gold reserves here.
>...Headpat him for his undying loyalty. You don't really know what else to do.
>Write-in
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>>1091058
>We should go to Romania to deal with some vampires, so to speak...

we then we'll just have to wait it out.

The next generation of humans will salt less at non-humans than the current ones do.
They'll grow up used to them.
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>>1091062
I'm just imagining the next generation getting some weeaboo condition which makes them want non-human waifus or some shit.

Also, the school system is heavily right-wing, so there's a good chance they are not going to get the "sexy snek teacher" and learn about the values of multiculturalism with other species and instead get the "normal human teacher" who teaches the kids conservative and right-wing views.

Also, I'm surprised anons are following the footsteps of Sweden by replacing their main demographic of white people with others. Open borders when?

I'm fucking tired by the way.

"We should go to Romania, deal with some vampires. It's rather urgent."

"I see my liege... But how will we get there?"

"I'll carry you."

"Like a mount, my lord?"

He seems extremely confused.

"No. You are NOT riding me, I am carrying you. Understand?"

"Of course my liege! I thought it might of been degrading to you!"

"Now shift down and get on me."

He does so obediently, and makes sure to sit up by your head.

Roll me a 1d20+5 by the way anons.

+2 if you can think about how you'll deal with the vampire Romanians who have a massive cult worshipping them.
+2 if you can think about Sir Pragius, and your opinion about him, and try to get along with him with some small talk or questions.
+2 if you can mention your wives, how to properly act around them, what they're like, and finally where he'll stay when he gets to Stockholm, (+1 if you can slightly mention how they can be adorable or their cute little quirks at time. Just saying. +1 if you can also mention what would happen to someone who stared just a bit too long at them, and be very protective of your wives.)
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Rolled 15 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1091075
It's called "Good taste"
And that means we should probably change the school system a bit.

Maybe instead of conservatism just focus on multiculturalism and to be in favor of our totalitarian government

Let's just show up and use our charisma and power to upstage the vampires.
I want to see if we can steal their worshippers.

And Sir Pragius is fine so far though I hope his good alignment doesn't cause problems. Let's ask him about his first memories and if he knows what he is.

>I have three wives. One who studies blacksmithing and has an adorable stutter you can leaver her alone. Another with pale skin who prefers the dark she's also the smallest of my wives so it's quite adorable so much more fragile of the three. If you don't bother her she won't bother you. And a dragon woman who is very kind and maternal with a cute blush. I expect you to treat them with respect and maintain a professional demeanor. I will prepare a guest room for you on arrival to stockholm.
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>>1091078
For fuck's sake anons this keeps sounding more and more swedish.

I'm not sure if putting non-human races as teachers in buildings with horny teens is a good idea, honestly.

Well, if you wanted multiculturalism and more "liberal" teachers, minotaurs would excel and their immigrants are usually very well-educated. Yuan-Ti teachers would probably lean towards conservatism, nationalism, and a heavy focus on religion.
Humans would be mixed leaning towards right wing.
Werewolves would probably lean towards loyalty to Big Dragon (totally not big brother) and to the nation, though finding well-educated werewolves is very rare due to their lack of income...

Elves would lean towards slightly leftwing, mind you, but very few are educated.
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>>1091087
This narrows it down to Minotaurs and Werewolves as ideal teachers.

>Put female minotaurs as teachers.
We all know how that would go.
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>>1091092
At least teens would pay far, far more attention to the teachers. I mean, it's not like they're going to spend most of the class staring at breasts, right?
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>>1091097
Exactly.
They'd definitely learn why not to hate other races
It's encouraging "Open mindedness"
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>>1091097
So how integrated is our school?
The students are a mix of races and colors right?


Also could we survive the Yuan-Ti drop with high enough PR?
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>>1091110
I'd say so, yes. Nothing discriminating against any race really, that sort of thing.

And I'd say that the Yuan-Ti as a species are very spirtualistic and probably wouldn't like it at all... So if you had perfect PR, maybe.

>>1091102
So I assume you want to get minotaur teachers which just so happen to be female?
I guess minotaurs do have one thing going for them and that's "large boned" women so to speak, particularly around the chest area.

Anyways, after this post getting some sleep.

"Just so you know,
>I have three wives. One who studies blacksmithing and has an adorable stutter you can leaver her alone. Another with pale skin who prefers the dark she's also the smallest of my wives so it's quite adorable so much more fragile of the three. If you don't bother her she won't bother you. And a dragon woman who is very kind and maternal with a cute blush. I expect you to treat them with respect and maintain a professional demeanor. I will prepare a guest room for you on arrival to Stockholm for you to sleep in, understand?"

"Surely, my lord!"

You begin to fly over Hungary, and see a large gathering of centaurs... You see what seems to be a medieval jousting tournament held by the centaurs, dressed in fancy regal plate armor, fancy helmets, the works really... There seems to be a large camp, like an army camp of sorts, and judging from the hoofprints, they're headed to where your going, Romania.

Huh.

Actions

>...You've never actually met Centaurs before. Land beside the camp and jousting tournament?
>Continue to fly to Romania!
>...Land away from the village, centaur form, and go into it. You never actually tried your centaur form.
>Write-In
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>>1091121
And yes, I'm tired enough where I'm literally too fucking tired to take out the >
and resort to copy and pasting.

I really am fucking tired and I'm going to pass out because at this rate I'm literanlly coopying and patisting.
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>>1091121
>...Land away from the village, centaur form, and go into it. You never actually tried your centaur form.
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>>1091121
And yes yes I do.
The female minotaurs I mean.
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>>1091268
Why do you want to give horny teens female minotaur teachers? I mean, that just seems like a bad idea.

You land away from the village/camp of sorts, counting nearly four-hundred centaurs. Not a very big village.

While you land, you can't help but think of seductive yuan-ti teachers and innocent minotaur teachers, oblivious to their... Size, so to speak.

You partially wonder if human dad is only a little bit concerned about having a sex-addicted son. Then again, it's not really the sex for you, so to speak. Assets are always nice to look at.

After that brief thinking in your head, you land outside of the village, letting Sir Pragius down and you shift to your centaur form.

"Sir? Why haveth we landed?"

"Well, you see... I never seen Centaurs up close before. You know, they have a rather medieval civilization and I've always been curious..."

"I see my lord! But there are vampires afoot!"

"Well, just wait out here. I'm fairly sure that I'll be fine."

"But my lord! What if that's precisely what the covetous leeches want? I should protect you from any harm that befalls your person or property, instead of simply milling about outside a camp!"

Actions

>Well... Just get onto my back, I suppose.
>...Erh... Well, you won't mill about. Just guard the perimeter for any possible... Erh, vampires. Or vampire centaurs. Anything that might want to kill me, ok?
>I like the sentiments, but you shouldn't really worry about me. I can handle myself.
>...Do you think of me as weak or defenseless? I am neither!
>...Get on my back. Hopefully this isn't seen as taboo or strange in centaur culture.
>Write-In
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>>1091348
>...Erh... Well, you won't mill about. Just guard the perimeter for any possible... Erh, vampires. Or vampire centaurs. Anything that might want to kill me, ok?
What could possibly go wrong?
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>>1091360
Everything?

Solaire briefly questions the sanity behind wanting minotaur female teachers. The poor fool.

[red]"Well, just guard the perimeter for any... Possible vampires. Or vampire centaurs. Anything that might want to kill me, alright?"[/red]

"Yes, my lord!"

You begin to strut into the camp, and you see it had something of a mix of cultures... You see that it seems to be a very fancy culture, and there are many eloquent designs and banners for every tent, most of which have either very eloquent designs resembling a coat of arms, while others resemble more Greek symbols or figures, and a rare few have both.

A few centaurs give you a suspicious look as you approach, and most seem to be in armor resembling Greek hoplites.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get in without someone calling you out on suspicious or going to investigate you.

+3 if you can try to act like a centaur, and reassure others that you've always been here, and why they've never noticed. (+1 if you can finely articulate why you are in fact not a dragon.)
+2 if you can in fact, reason internally why minotaur female teachers are a great idea.
+2 if you can also reassure them that there is not an extremely loyal lion knight outside of the village.
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Rolled 3 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1091404
But in all honestly I wouldn't say favor the women of the species. Women or men minotaurs are minotaurs.

>Greetings fellows I see not why you would be so suspicious of me as I can assure you I have always been present you have merely not noticed as I have chosen to make myself scarce choosing only now to present myself to you all. I apologize if this has confused you as to the legitimacy of my presence. I assure you that I am most certainly not a dragon as I lack the armored scales, the grreat wings, and the gaping maw of one such creature.

Well minotaur women have all the right ideologies we need plus women tend to be good with dealing with children so it's a perfect combo.

>I can also assure you that there is no knight that bears resemblance to a lion outside of our village. Why the very idea of that is quite silly.
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Allowing samefagging if you can continue to reassure the other centaurs that you are in fact a centaur, and that there is no threat outside or inside the village.
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Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1091422
>There is nothing in fact to worry about. Today is a fine day to relax and converse with your fellow centaur. Like me. As I am a centaur. There is no cause for concern or reason to worry.
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Rolled 15 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1091422
>Honestly what could possibly go wrong. I would bet on my life that today will go perfectly fine. So relax and drink and be merry. That's the best thing to do on a fine day such as this.
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15+12=27

Success.

You of course, reassure the other centaurs who leave you alone, thinking your... Rather strange, honestly.

You see three locations of importance...

>Head to the Jousting Area. It seems to be rather entertaining... Plus you still have two silos of popcorn you can consume. You even brought a bag with you.
>Head to the largest tent with the most fancy coat of arms. No doubt this is where the leader is.
>Just take a tour around seeing the day-to-day of centaur life. Your curious how their society works.
>...Maybe you should spread some positive rumors about you. Just saying.
>Leave.
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>>1091439
>Head to the largest tent with the most fancy coat of arms. No doubt this is where the leader is.
Shame we can't join the jousting tournament.
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You decide to head to the largest tent...

You see that there seems to be two centaur guards, bearing assault rifles, and seem relaxed, actually... A few of what you would assume to be servants, enter, and you note that there seems to be a few female centaurs entering the tent. They seem just as strong as the males, but seem more slim and with cute pointed ears... In fact, it seems the centaurs do indeed have pointed ears, and seem rather slim. Huh.

You also note that the female's assets are surprisingly good. How nice.

Of course, now you need to get into the tent...

Actions

>Try to convince the guards to let you in?
>Ask the guards some questions about who lives in there? Though it might be a bit suspicious.
>Try to shift to another form, go to the side, and try to burrow beneath the tent. A stealthy entrance, and you don't have to deal with the guards...
>Charge into the tent!
>Write-in
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>>1091462
>Try to shift to another form, go to the side, and try to burrow beneath the tent. A stealthy entrance, and you don't have to deal with the guards...

Can dwarf form burrow?
If not half dragon.
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>>1091469
Dwarf form cannot, but kobold form can.
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>>1091474
Oh then use kobold form.
Also
>Centaur women have nice ears
Cute.
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You go to your kobold form and begin to dig beneath the tent, and eventually get up into what you'd assume to be a kitchen. Plenty of servants seem to be working and making what seems to be salads, and other herbivore foods. It smells rather nice, but has a rather thick smell of sugar and apples.
Curious.
The servants are compared to the guards, extremely unaware of you. It should be rather easy to convince them to let you pass or sneak through them.

Most of the servants seem to have a different coat compared to the others you've seen around the camp, such as white and gold, brown, hazel... That sort of thing. It's rather interesting to watch.

Actions

>Sneak through?
>Shapeshift, but this is blatantly obvious and might alarm them?
>...Talk your way through the servants!
>Burrow back out?
>Try to get past by burrowing, but it might alert them if you go directly beneath the centaurs... (Meaning you'll have to roll)
>Take a sample of centaur food. Your rather curious.
>Write-In
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>>1091502
>>Sneak through?
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You decide to sneak through the centaur servants.

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons.

+3 if you can think of things to hide behind or under.
+2 if you can think of what your plans are upon meeting whoever's in charge here.
+2 if you can come up with an excuse why a kobold is in here, just in case you get detected.e
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Rolled 12 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1091520
We got lost burrowing underground and are looking for food.
And depends on the leader
If they're a woman waifu them
We should see if they're reasonable and willing to serve us.

Let's hide underneath any furniture they have like tables and the like.
crates are also good for hiding behind.
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12+12=24

Minor Success

You sneak through the centaurs and hide under tables and behind crates, sneaking through until you finally get out to what seems to be a courtroom.

It seems to be a rather long courtroom with a fireplace, and has... Rather fancy sofas for what you would assume to be a throne. It seems that a rather wizened old centaur with a prestigious gold crown seems to be sitting on it, talking to a female centaur.

Actions

>Try to listen in?
>Shapeshift? No one will really detect you.
>Approach what you would assume to be the king?
>Leave!
>Write-In
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>>1091540
>Shapeshift? No one will really detect you.
Half dragon.
It's about time for introductions I presume.
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You shift to your half-dragon form and approach...

The king seems to look up, and you see the female he's talking to turn around. She seems to be related, most likely a daughter of this king, and seems a bit shocked at seeing you. The king himself has a brown coat, along with his daughter.

He says something in Hungarian. Great.
Wait...
Does that mean no one understood what you said earlier?

Roll me a 1d20+7 to translate.

+3 if you can give an introduction to the king of who you are.
+2 if you can introduce yourself to his daughter. (If you want to be a bit romantic, go ahead.)
+2 if you can reassure them that you do not intend harm and apologize for sneaking in, and why you did that.
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Rolled 12 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1091557
>Greetings I am Emperor Renexizous. Emperor of Most of Europe I apologize for my form of entry but I was curious as to this group of centaurs I had never heard of.
Do the classic bow then take the daughters hand and kiss it.
>I do hope that I have not offended the king nor his fair daughter.
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12+14=26

Minor Success!

You have successfully learned Hungarian... Well, most of it anyways.

"Greetings, I am Emperor Renexizious, Emperor of most of Europe. I apologize for my form of entry, but I was curious to this group of centaurs I had never heard of."

You give a bow, and take his daughters hand and kiss it.

"I do hope that I do not offend the king nor his fair daughter."

She seems quite flattered, having a healthy blush over her face, with one of her hooves backing up. She was clearly not really expecting that.

"I am Princess Dalma. I am erh... Is this a thing most non-centaurs do? It is nice to meet you however."

"Of course. So who are you, king?"

"Me? I am King Barnabas of the old house of Arpad, the true kings of Hungary, rather then those Hapsburg usurpers."

"I see."

"I am pleased to meet you... But I would rather you take the front door next time."

"I see... So, you are King Barnabas?"

"I am. So, why have you come here, emperor of Sweden?"

Actions

>Well, first I must admit, your daughter is very fair and fine indeed. (Try to court his daughter!)
>I am here to see if you want to join me and MY empire.
>I was hoping I could ask some questions and get to know this place.
>...So, do you have any proper weapons of sorts? You seem rather medieval.
>Write-In
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>>1091585
>Putting the option to court his daughter
Tempting but I don't know if he'd be fine with that considering we already have multiple wives.
>I was hoping we could be allies, friends even. I would also like to ask some questions and learn more about the people you lead.

Who has hungary?
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>>1091599
That's what charisma checks are for.

So do you or don't you want to court his daughter, or just subtly hit on her?
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>>1091599
Oh, also it's ruled by Germany, with the vassal of Austria ruling over Hungary.
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>>1091612
So what I'm hearing is enter a marriage with his daughter so we can help him take over hungary from austria.

That sound like a decent idea?
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Huh.

You find his daughter alluring enough where you think courting her might be a good idea.

"I was hoping we could be allies. Friends even. I would also like to ask some questions, and learn more about the people you lead."

"Allies?" He seems a bit mixed on this.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to sell him on the idea.

+2 if you can imply a possible courtship with his daughter. In time. (+1 if you can compliment her a bit.)
+3 if you can list the benefits of being allied and friends...
+2 if you can tell him how glorious Hungary could be under his rule.

Also, if anons want, you can just tell him directly that your interested in courting his daughter, or offer an alliance in exchange for marrying his daughter.
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Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1091622
>As an ally you would have the extreme might of me a 50 story dragon and those who follow me to aid you as well designed weaponry it would be no problem as I felt like updating the equipment of my soldiers anyways. We could be great allies like family. Or maybe literally family. Who knows. though I wouldn't mind that especially considering the wonder that is your daughter. Just think of it. You could bring hungary to a age of prosperity and wealth with a mighty military to back it. And if you want to cement the alliance with a marriage I am not opposed.

This can't possibly go wrong.
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The absolute madman.
Why do you even want a centaur anyways? Jesus.

Allow me a samefagging if you can continue to compliment his daughter, how powerful you are, and how a marriage might even be a good idea and how well-treated she would be.
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Rolled 2 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1091642
>I am more powerful than any army you have seen. And this is by myself. I have defeated cities. Fight and won against powerful mages. I can turn the tides of battles with my mere presence. I would be a asset to have on the battlefield.
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Rolled 18 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1091642
>And I will most certainly make sure to take care of a woman as wonderful as her daughter. There will most certainly be space in my palace for her.

You put the option there.
The bait was cast.
Do not be surprised when someone bites occasionally.
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Well... Since no other anons have really responded, I'm just going to leave a vote here since I feel like other anons should vote on this. And if lurkers could vote as well, that would be nice.

>Attempt to marry his daughter right now!
>Offer her a courtship! She and you will get to know each other for a bit.
>Don't even consider marrying or courting the centaur!

Also, I'm really curious why the fuck your trying to marry a centaur you don't even know.
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>>1091674
>Why would you marry someone you barely know.
>What is all of our wives.

I'm entirely fine with just hitting on her a bit then moving on.
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>>1091674
Also I'd like to point out if we do help them take hungary being married to his daughter might be beneficial.
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>>1091696
The thing is that you just literally met her, and immediately went to marriage grounds without even talking to her past a single fucking sentence.

Anyways, I'll go along with this, but if you want to marry her, get another anon to agree.

18+12=30

Success!

"As my ally you would have the extreme might of me, a seventy story dragon and those who follow me to aid you, along with well designed weaponry. But trust me, it would be no problem as I felt like updating the equipment of my soldiers anyways. We could be great allies like family, Or maybe literally family. Who knows. though I wouldn't mind that especially considering the wonder that is your daughter. Just think of it. You could bring Hungary to a age of prosperity and wealth with a mighty military to back it. I am far more powerful than any army you have ever seen, having defeated cities and I have turned the tides of battle with my mere presence. I would be an asset on the battlefield without a shadow of a doubt, king."

"Hm... Well, I could certainly use the help."

"You most certainly could."

He seems to be going along with this.

"Though why do you want an alliance with us? I fail to see why."

He seems close to being convinced.

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can continue to try and convince him.

+2 if you can compliment his daughter even more. (+2 if you can also flirt with her a little.)
+3 if you can give him a reason why you want an alliance or at least friendship.
+2 if you can mention the technological assistance you can provide.
+1 if you can also point out why you'd like to have centaurs as a ally and the benefit they'd have to your empire.

I'm going to say that your hitting on her and are trying to have an "unofficial" courtship...

But you do know your fucking hitting on a half-horse half human, right? And that you want to marry and at some point procreate with?
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Rolled 12 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1091722
>Half-horse Half-human
Didn't we fuck a minotaur?

>I don't see why I wouldn't want to ally with a competent leader and his daughter who I'm sure quite capable as well. I of course always seek to expand my sphere of influence and I feel it'd be better for me if you were in control of hungary and have you as my allies. I'm sure I could outfit your men in some more powerful weaponry to ease your time.

I wonder.
If the centaur expand and form a decent sized nation and we married his daughter who would have control of his lands once the old man bites the dust.
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>>1091755
I was just as shocked honestly.

Allowing samefagging if you can compliment his daughter some more, or flirt with her.
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Rolled 8 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1091837
You should stop being shocked.
Did you know there's a quest where you play as a monstergirl?

>And if she's as competent as she is beautiful then I'm sure we can have a prosperous relationship.
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Rolled 2 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1091837
Also
>Half Dragon Half centaur.
That sounds cool af.
Like a pegasus but less gay.

>And an alliance with you would strengthen me as well as you. It would certainly weaken foreign powers and give more room for me. I'm sure both of you will make powerful allies.
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>>1091863
Pic related.

Basing an entire quest around monstergirls sounds cancerous as fuck.

"I don't see why I wouldn't want to ally with a competent leader and his daughter who I'm sure quite is capable as well. I of course always seek to expand my sphere of influence and I feel it'd be better for me if you were in control of Hungary and have you as my allies. I'm sure I could outfit your men in some more powerful weaponry to ease your time gaining control... And I'm sure that if your daughter is as competent as she is beautiful then I'm sure we can have a prosperous relationship... And an alliance with you would strengthen me as well as you. It would certainly weaken foreign powers and give more room for me, and I'm sure you'll make powerful allies."

"Well... I cannot help but agree, emperor of Sweden."

"Great."

"I suppose you want this to be writen on a document?"

"Yes, I would."

"I'll have a scribe do what he will do best... Is there anything else?"

"Hm..."

"Dad, my most highest pardons, but I really wish to get back to you about talking about th-"

"We can discuss this later, daughter. You already know the answer."

She sighs.

"Can I be excused then father?"

"You indeed may be pardoned."

She bows from her human-side up, and begins to leave. Her father takes his full attention to you.

"Mind if I ask what that's about?"

"Silly dreams of wanting to be a knight rather than learn manners, dignity, and our traditions..."

"Why can't she be a knight??"

"Besides being my daughter and female? I think that stands for itself. Now, what are we to discuss?"

Actions

>Well... I mean, maybe you should let her go. Not let her join, but just let her watch.
>Are women not equal with men?
>If it's her dream to become a knight, just let her become a knight.
>Could I go see her?
>Does she have any other siblings?
>I should get going, my apologies.
>Write-In
>>
>>1091942
>Could I go see her?
>>
"Could I perhaps go see her?"

"Well, if she's alright with it, I don't see why not."

You give him a grateful bow and go to where his daughter's side of the tent seems to be... It seems to have a wide flap as a door.

"Hello? Could I come in?"

"Huh? Oh, why sure. Did my dad say it was alright?"

"He did indeed."

You open the flap to see the princes Dalma laying down on her legs and reading what seems to be a book on learning English.

"Hi. Is right now a bad time?"

"I mean, I can talk if you want. Do you need something?"

She has brown hair, with nice blue eyes, and sports a rather curious face. She also seems to be wearing a blue court dress, which covers up her horse part as well, and is remarkably fancy.

Actions

>Well, I was seeing if you just wanted to talk. I was curious about you after all.
>Well... I must say you are rather attractive. (Flirt with her?)
>I was curious... How would you feel about sneaking out to that tournament?
>So, what are your plans regarding the future? I'm curious.
>If you want, I can teach you English.
>Write-In
>>
>>1092039
>I was curious... How would you feel about sneaking out to that tournament?

After this and dealing with the vampires we should grind more magic.

OP how stronk are illusions?
>>
>>1092046
Depends. It can range from minor to very, very major.

"Well, I was curious... How would you feel about sneaking out to that tournament?"

"I mean, what?"

"Well, I mean, it could be fun. I heard you wanted to go."

"But my father wants me to stay here, I am sorry..."

She looks down a bit.

"I mean, I am sure you can go without me, and I am certain it is a good time."

It seems you'll have to convince her.

+3 if you can flirt and compliment with her. (+1 if you can get her to blush from embarrassment/being flattered)
+2 if you can mention that your interested in here, and are actually quite curious to get to know her some more.
+2 if you can encourage her to sneak out with you.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1092062
>I would honestly rather if you accompanied me. I must be going soon due to other matters and I would love to get to know you better and I feel this would be a good way to start. I would rather not miss a chance to spend time with you as I'm sure you are as beautiful. And I mean more than just appearances.

Also
>Not telling me what dice to roll.
re
>>
>>1092082
Holy shit I'm fucking autistic.

Then again, what else is new.

It's a 1d20+5

Anyways, allowing samefagging if you can continue to compliment, flirt, and mention why your curious in her.
>>
Rolled 11 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1092100
>I don't meet many women interested in learning how to fight. I'm curious to learn why. I'm sure you're more than just a pretty face.

So draconic centaurs wen?
Will they have wings?
>>
Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1092100
>Though your pretty face is nice as well. And besides we may have fun.

Can we learn to make solid illusions?
>>
>>1092105
If you want, I guess.

So, Critical Failure.

Do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1092115
>No!
We should be leaving soon anyways.
Vampires to kill and all that.
We should go tell the king and head off.
>>
>>1092117
Are you sure anon?
>>
>>1092176
>>Yes!
Well since you have to be ominous about it.
Now I can't say no.
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can channel your inner chivalrous barbarian/knight. Because a centaur is probably going to be hard to carry.
+2 if you can mention just how interesting this will be!
+2 if you can mention how secure, safe, and protected she'll be with you at her side!
+2 if you can also mention how her father will not know!
>>
Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1092208
>But madame surely you cannot want to stay cooped up in here when we can spectate honorable combat between warriors as they challenge each other in contests of might. And with my by your side your safety is assured. Who would dare attack a dragon as mighty as me? And I would of course never tell a soul. This secret shall stay between you and me. It shall remain ours.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to channel your inner chivalrious barbarian and knight, and why she should hang out with you.

Also, I'm offering a free +1 if you can mention that you tend to "carry" the other girls rather than try to convince them.
>>
Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1092226
>And I'm sure you would rather spend time with me than stay here in a tent by yourself. Surely no beauty such as yourself should stay locked away in here bored and alone. I of course will not force you to go. While I have done that to other stubborn people I would never want to be so crass to one such as yourself.
>>
Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1092226
>So would you rather stay here by yourself or go enjoy a interesting battle with me.
Also if we brought popcorn mention that.
>>
14+10=24

Minor Success!

" But madame surely you cannot want to stay cooped up in here when we can spectate honorable combat between warriors as they challenge each other in contests of might. And with my by your side your safety is assured. Who would dare attack a dragon as mighty as me? And I would of course never tell a soul. This secret shall stay between you and me. It shall remain ours. And I'm sure you would rather spend time with me than stay here in a tent by yourself. Surely no beauty such as yourself should stay locked away in here bored and alone. I of course will not force you to go. While I have done that to other stubborn people I would never want to be so crass to one such as yourself... So would you rather stay here, or watch an interesting battle? I brought popcorn by the way."

"What's popcorn?"

"Well, will you come?"

"Well... I always wanted to attend a tournament. But how are we going to sneak over there?"

Actions

>Well... If you want, I can burrow there. Though it might be very, very cramped.
>I can disguise you... Of course!
>Well, I mean... Do you have any concealing armor?
>Are females allowed at the tournament?
>We'll just walk out.
>Write-In
>>
>>1092294
>Well... If you want, I can burrow there. Though it might be very, very cramped.
>>
"Well, if you want, I can burrow there. Though it might be very, very cramped."

"Oh... I mean, alright. But I mean, how will I get out?"

"Don't worry about it..."

You begin to dig a hole in the middle of the room and help her gently down. She seems very uncomfortable due to her size, and you begin to dig...

"I-I mean, do we have to be underground?"

'Well, there's no way out other than this. Sorry."

"I-I mean, my skirt will get dirty... What if dad finds out?"

"Don't worry about it."

"What if someone sees us? I mean, I could scarcely think what would happen..."

"No one will."

"...What if the ground caves in and crushes us? What if I get stuck or something?"
Great. She seems to not really like being this cramped. And is actually getting more nervous...

"Maybe we should head back... What if my dad finds the hole?"

"He won't..."

After a bit you get to the tournament area and carefully make a slit for the two of you to look out of.

Roll me a 1d20+3 if she enjoys it.
+3 if you can find a way to give her more head room and be more comfortable.
+2 if you can tempt her to some popcorn.
+2 if you can also reassure her that everything's fine and calm her down.
+2 if you can think about other things you can do to make her happy.

If you want to ask her questions, feel free to ask her questions.
>>
Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1092437
We could make a separate hole for her to look out of and dig out more room so she isn't cramped.

>How about some popcorn? IT's delicous trust me. It's popped corn seeds and it actually has good texture when you try it. Maybe it'll also help you calm down. Really there's no need for you to worry.

I wanna know why she's so interested in becoming a knight.
>>
Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1092437
Take longer digging the tunnel or shift to a larger form which can dig.

"I think you will quite like popcorn, it is a filling healthy and fairly nice tasting snack-food.

Now, calm down I must beg of you. If something does happen I will take all responsibility and trust me, I can be very convincing."

Clearly we should regale her with our stories of valour, knighthood and all that good shit.


>>1092468
She's grown up in a medieval society for all her life, being told stories of the glories of knights. Makes sense she wants to be a knight.
>>
>>1092488
You know I have to ask something
>>1092437
Is she blonde?
>>
>>1092495
What?
>>
>>1092516
I want to know her hair color.
>>
>>1092520
Oh, I thought you meant you had something to ask me...
>>
>>1092600
Though I do have something I feel like mentioning.

We're 1/2 towards learning to summon a rock golem?
Do you think it's size would scale with our form?

I kind of want to get back into the magic grind.
These spells have been useful af.
>>
>>1092608
Based off of the way the spells have worked so far. Yes it will.


I agree that we need to focus on grinding out skills and masterpieces of various things but I would argue we need to focus on making our nation more powerful.


As I have explained previously, we are a single being of immense power and the only thing that realistically will threaten us is a nuke, at least for a long time.

Thus the worst threat to us is either something faster than us, something that is "everywhere" like a revolution or something that hits us where we can't defend.


For this reason we need to focus on fixing our nations many problems and I have a few ideas on how to do so but we will get started after dealing with the vampire coven.
>>
>>1092495
She has brown hairs.

19+12=31

Good Success!

You decide to make a much bigger hole, and shift to your dragotaur form and dig out quite a bit...
She seems much more comfortable, and a bit more calm. She must not like closed spaces.

[red]"So... Mind if I ask why you want to be a knight?"[/red]

"Because no one has done it before... I mean, as a woman."

[red]"Really? So what do you do to achieve that?"[/red]

She seems a bit embarrased.

"Well... Erh... Does reading count?"

[red]"...You just read."[/red]

"Well... I mean, I don't really go outside or joust or... I'm not really allowed to do any of those things."

[red]"Oh... Hey, why don't you have some popcorn? It's a filling and delicious food. Plenty of salt and butter."[/red]

"Oh... Erh, sure."

You hand her a bit and she eats it. She spits it out, and you go to look.

[red]"Is there something wrong?"[/red]

"I-I erh... Sorry. My uh... It's just, well... My deepest apologies, I did not mean disrespect to your food."

[red]"It's perfectly fine. I assume you didn't like it?"[/red]

"It's just... There's a lot of flavor. Not to mention the salt and butter just really made it delicious... Can I have some more?"

[red]"Sure."[/red]

You pass her a little bit of the popcorn and she slowly adapts to it. You think she finds it actually extremely tasty.

[red]"You should really calm down though. If something does happen I can take all the responsibility, and I can be very convincing, trust me."[/red]

"Really? Oh, thank you... I would dread to explain this to my father."

[red]"No problem."[/red]

You watch out to the tournament, which seems rather entertaining... One person gets knocked down, one person accidentally gets skewered... Rather interesting sports. Dalma does however eat the popcorn you brought with you, and seems a bit disappointed that you didn't bring more.

During this time, you decide to tell her stories of your favors and deeds...

She finds it actually really interesting to listen about.

"Truly? I mean, that's quite heroic."

[red]"Oh yes, no doubt about it. Sometimes, I still remember her in my dreams."[/red]

"Oh... Erh... I think the tournament is over."

[red]"Really?"[/red]

"Yeah... I mean, that was quite fun to watch, don't you agree? You did really spruce it up."

[red]"It was indeed."[/red]

"Hey... Thank you for getting me out here."

[red]"No problem."[/red]

"...Could you tell me a few more stories of being a knight? I really am interested. if you'll pardon me."

[green]+15[/green] Relations with Dalma.

You have also learned a few things.

Dalma seems to be slightly claustrophobic.
Dalma seems very polite and proper, and seems to be fascinated with knights.
Dalma seems to love popcorn.
Dalma seems to be Lawful Neutral.

Actions

>Well... I have the time to tell you a few more stories.
>Sorry, but I really should get going...
>If you want, you could come with me, I bet.
>...Anyways, how would you like to be my girlfriend?
>Write-in
>>
>>1092770
>Well... I have the time to tell you a few more stories.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get along further with her.

+3 if you can regale her with heroic, inspiring tales of what you have done.
+2 if you can flatter and flirt with her.
+2 if you can also do some things you think she might like!
>>
Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1092817
We could edit the time we raided the ED base to make it sound more heroic and knightly.


>I'm sure you have some interesting stories as well. You're life sounds like it could be very interesting. I would love to hear more about you.


So do we know how many vampires we're dealing with?
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can come up with more heroic and inspiring tales, or flirt with her for a bit!
>>
Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1092897
>Out of all the times I've been gifted luck honestly I must say the chance to court you must be one of the most notable times.
>>
Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1092897
We could also do some altered stories of our time in warhammer.
Like when we fought the ebil vampire.
>>
Critical Failure!

[red]"You know, this reminds me of the time when I raided a base..."[/red]

You do your best to describe it as knightly as possible, and finally finish. She seems quite impressed.

[red]"Now... I'm sure you have some interesting stories as well. Your life sounds like it could be very interesting, and I would love to hear more about you... But out of all the times I've been granted luck, honestly the chance to court you must of been one of the most notable times."[/red]

She blushes wildly.

"I-I erh.. Excuse me?"

[red]"We are courting, are we not?"[/red]

"I must of missed something... I don't recall you requesting at any point if we could court. Does my father know?"

"Erh, no."

"I'm terribly sorry, but I must refuse your advances. You have my deepest apologies, and you still have my utmost gratitude for taking me out though."

[red]"Oh."[/red]

You hear hoofsteps from above.

"Did you hear anything from overhere? Like, from below the ground?"

Shit.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you are detected or not.
+3 if you can hide Dalma and you from the vision slits.
+2 if once they're gone you can either apologize to Dalma for not having permission or try to convince her to court you.
>>
Bumping.
>>
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1093050
>>
Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1093050
>>
Just woke up from a nap anons.

Critical Failure!

One of the centaurs looks down to see you and Dalma through a vision slit!

"A monster has kidnapped one of the women!"

[red]"I'm not a-"[/red]

You nearly get your head blown off by a rifle shot above you, and you decide that maybe its time to run.

The two of you begin to bolt down the tunnel while you hear the alarm raised... Holy shit.

After a bit you manage to get to see the tent and get up... Close one.

You hear footsteps (hoofsteps?) approaching the door, and you realize that it's a bit too cramped for Dalma to actually get up. And that there's a big hole in the room.
Shit.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to attempt to hide her or help her up!

+3 if you can think of something you can hide the hole and her with... Or attempt to help her up.
+2 if you can come up with an excuse to why an underground lizard person was seen with a female.
+2 if you can hint to having a great time with Dalma, and if you might visit again in the future or not.
If you want to, you can also attempt to ask if it's alright for you to court Dalma.
>>
Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1093946
Yeah let's help her up.

And the reason that an underground lizard person was seen with a female....
We were stealing food...
Honestly how would you explain that? Sounds like a bad tv show. Or a subpar romcom.

>We'll one things for sure at the minimum one of us has had a good time and that person plans for another visit here to for more fun. This person also understands your refusal though he does hope you may reconsider and give him a chance. And regretfully he may have to bid you farewell soon.

So I want to ask.
Frankizka mentioned something about young vampires being able to go in the sun.
Am I remembering that right?
>>
19+11=30
>>1093984
I believe so.


Amazing Success!

You lift her up out of the hole and into her room, and she quickly throws a blanket over the hole.
Her father struts in...

"Dalma?"

"Yes father?"

"...Oh. I just heard... Nevermind. I thought something was happening."

[red]"Don't worry about it."[/red]

He leaves, only a bit suspicious, and you turn to Dalma.

[red]"Well, one things for sure. At the minimum one of us has had a good time and that person plans for another visit here to for more fun. This person also understands your refusal though he does hope you may reconsider and give him a chance. And regretfully he may have to bid you farewell soon... Can you guess who this person is?"[/red]

"You? And I'm sorry about the refusal, but I barely even know you. Also, I tend to get shot at around you."

[red]"Isn't everyone?"[/red]

"Well... I mean, thank you for taking me to the tournament. It was amazing."

She gives you a polite kiss on the head as a reward.

"I'll hopefully see you again later... And I'd really like it if next time we don't get caught. Or shot at. Or anything like that, ok?"

[red]"Well, no promises, ok? Besides, this is normal for me."[/red]

She sighs.

"Well, alright... Just don't get killed I guess, if this is normal for you. I don't see how getting shot at is normal at all..."

[red]"Your letting me court you?"[/red]

"Well... I mean, I would feel bad if I didn't... You did risk your life to take me to the tournament... And you are actually really interesting."

She hasn't really turned down your advances, but something tells you that she's probably going to take a while if you do in fact want a relationship.

Actions

>Well, thanks... I'll see you later.
>If you want, I can say hi on my way back.
>Well... Why don't we talk a bit?
>Thank you for giving me a chance. You'll enjoy it, I assure you.
>Write-In
>>
>>1094082
>Well, thanks... I'll see you later.
>Now if you'll excuse me there are a group of vampires starting trouble that I have to go deal with.
>>
"Well, thanks. I'll see you later... If you'll excuse me, I need to deal with a group of vampires starting trouble."

You leave the tent... And by Jupiter it's freezing.

You leave the camp and meet with Sir Pragius, who seems to have made a campfire. You warm up a bit, and get ready to fly off towards Romania. To be specific, Transylvania.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for how well it goes getting there.

+2 if you can think about Dalma and your opinion and dislikes/likes about her.
+3 if you can think about what adorable misadventures each one of your wives at home might be up to and miss them.
+1 if you can explain to Sir Pragius what you've been doing. And thank him for setting up the campfire.
>>
Rolled 8 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1094109
>Dislikes
Lawful alignment.
Herbivore
Claustrophobic
>Likes
Wants to practice combat
Cute
Is a princess


Chrysoula is approximately 4 hours into arranging all her clothes into her closet. And is about 25% done.

Frankizka and Liz have entered a cold war of annoying each other in minor and petty ways.

The latter would be entertaining to watch.

>I've just been talking to the centaurs. I've met their leader. They seem to be of the knightly disposition. I'd also like to thank you for the campfire. It was very cold.

I stop myself a bit everytime I hear ren complain that it's cold.
>>
>>1094131
Good catch anon.
Do you know why I put that in there?
Because I want you to feel the pain I do daily.
Also I'm curious if anons are reading into minor details at times.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to think about your wives misadventures.
>>
Rolled 15 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1094140
I try to catch minor things.

As the cold war escalates it reaches a breaking point wherein they damage a some of chrysoula's clothes.
She proceeds to chase them around while they chase each other. While this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

Plays in the background
>>
15+13=28

Good Success!

You fly over the Hungarian mountains and eventually see Transylvania...
You begin to fly to Napoca, the nearest city in Transylvania...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you are detected and if you can get a good look at what the fuck is going on.

+3 if you can think of a way to hide yourself this high up.
+2 if you can miss your wives a bit and think about adorable things they do, or think lustfully about them (+1 if you can also continue to think about their misadventures.)
+1 if you can think of a plan and if you'll talk to the vampires, or attack. Or just so happen to have an excuse to raze a few cities.
>>
>>1094250
Could we use ice aura?
I assume when we activate it the aura makes an obscuring blizzard?

If not could we use our breath and flames to make some fog?
>>
>>1094258

I assume you can, but frost aura cannot make a blizzard just yet. Weather Change could do that, and high enough levels of Ice Aura.
>>
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1094270
Okay let's do the combo with flames for a fuckton of fog.
If we put enough points in ice aura could it help us deal with hot climates?

We should drop in and demand the surrender of the vampires. None of this god shit from them.
>>
>>1094294
Yes, but not for too long mind you. For a day or two you'd be fine, just expect some minor penalties rather than dehydration and then death

Allowing samefagging if you can think about your wives, either lustfully or what they must be doing. Or think adorable things about them.
>>
Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1094302
We should get frankizka some more combs and other lady things. And turn the attic into an actual living space with a bed and other furniture.

Could we get around that desert shit by using terraforming potions to make safe zones for ren?
Not the entire desert but safe places to rest and not die?
Probably set up artificial oasis's

Think about if liz's chest got bigger and what her new size would be. And what chrysoula's size must be. And maybe think about trying to sleep with frankizka when we get back

We should see about getting custom-fit clothes made for chrysoula.
>>
Rolled 12 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1094302
I have a idea.
We should get all our wives custom made pajamas.
It would be adorable.
Just how they'd look in them.
>>
>>1094294


Oh yes, you could... But it would be very hard if not impossible to change the temperature. You could make it more livable by having more cold spaces (mountains or lakes etc)

Also, Liz's current size is DD for a half-dragon. Which compared to a normal human, is rather large. And impressive.
Chrysoula I'd say is a... Well, Maybe an F or maybe even an FF, I guess.
>>
12+11=23

Minor Success!

You think lustful and adorable thoughts about your wives, and use your breath to make a shitload of fog. It helps conceal you this high up, and you fly over the city...

You see that it seems surprisingly well... Nothing really too bad. In fact, you note that it seems organized, and surprisingly charming... Well, as far as you can see. You don't even see anything wrong from this high up, and as far as you could tell, everything's just normal...

The only place where you suspect vampires might be is at the city hall... Maybe. Maybe not. Though they could be anywhere, and City Hall just looks normal and nothing out of the ordinary...

Actions

>Land outside the city and shapeshift?
>Land directly outside of the city hall?
>Wait a minute... Vampires love sewers! Go find the city sewer!
>...Purge the heathens! Attack the city!
>Try to look around for abandoned castles. Maybe there's vampires there?
>Try to observe further! Maybe your missing something?
>...When in doubt, summon Smaug. Have him scout for you where the vampires might be at.
>Write-In
>>
>>1094354
So illusion magic?
>Land directly outside of the city hall?
In this case I say go for the thing that seems extremely ordinary.
>>
You land directly outside of city hall... There seems to be two human guards, who seem quite startled.

[red]"You two. Get me the mayor of this village."[/red]

One rushes inside and after waiting a bit, you see a rather pale man in robes come out.

[red]"Ah. I see your the mayor of this city? Are you a vampire, by chance?"[/red]

He gives a courteous bow.

"I am indeed the vampire liaison to this city for the rebellion. Welcome to Cluj-Napoca, dragon."

"I see you are rather polite. How nice."

"Of course I am. Would you prefer to talk inside or outside, dragon?"

He seems to be talking slow and calmly, no doubt patient.

Actions

>I would prefer to talk outside, thank you very much.
>...Give him a bit of trust. You'll take his offer of going inside. Shift to a smaller form.
>...Nom the vampire.
>Write-In
>>
>>1094390
>I would prefer to talk outside, thank you very much.
I like muh big safe dargon form.
>>
"I would much prefer to talk outside, thank you very much."

"I understand. Do you wish for a drink?"

"I'm good, thank you. Though it is a bit cold."

You give a brief, sarcastic smile.

"Ah. Why are you here, dragon?"

Actions

>Well, I heard that there was vampire cult worship going on. As a ruler, I don't really like vampire cult worship.
>Well, it's nothing personal, but my son is sort of the co-Kaiser and I want to see him inherit a powerful empire when he gets older... So I would really like it if you could not rebel, thanks.
>I'm here mostly to see what the situation is. So far it looks... Decent.
>I came here to crush and chew humans, and I'm all out of humans.
>Write-In
>>
>>1094409
>I would prefer to talk outside, thank you very much.
I'm gambling that it'd be harder for them to put themselves up as gods if they don't rebel.
>>
>>1094422

Anon, you kinda fucked up a little in the answer.
>>
>>1094450
Re
I fucked up with copy and paste.

>Well, I heard that there was vampire cult worship going on. As a ruler, I don't really like vampire cult worship.
>Well, it's nothing personal, but my son is sort of the co-Kaiser and I want to see him inherit a powerful empire when he gets older... So I would really like it if you could not rebel, thanks.

I don't like the thought of vampire rulers.
That's how things like "Mandatory blood taxes" happens
>>
"Well, two things. I heard there was a vampire cult, and as a ruler, I don't like the idea of vampire cults. Number two, my son is the co-Kaiser and I would rather have him inherit a powerful empire when he gets older, so I would really like it if you could not rebel, thanks."

"My apologies, but I cannot decide what our objectives are."

"Really?"

"I am beholden to the master, as is most of us."

You note that he seems to have a... Well, his eyes seem a bit strange... Like when Frankizka dominates someone...
Hm.

Maybe there's a head honcho who's dominating other vampires? That could explain quite a bit.

"I see... So you don't have any word in this?"

"I am sorry, but you would have to take it up with the Master."

"Who is the master?"

"The Duke of Transylvania, Vlad Tepes. He is the rightful ruler of Hungary and Romania."

For fuck's sake. Now you get to deal with Vlad Tepes.

"Pardon me, but isn't he dead? Killed by the Turks?"

"Ah. Yes, he was. He was buried at our monastery of Snagov."

Curious.

"So your a monk?"

"Most of us are indeed monks."

"So, Vlad Tepes, the ruler of Wallachia is somehow back to life? What brought him back?"

"Ah... When the Soviets took over his homeland of Wallachia, he came back. No one knows why."

How curious.

Actions

>I must thank you for being so polite, truly.
>Where is Vlad Tepes at anyways?
>What exactly is rule under the vampires like anyways?
>...Wait a minute... Maybe you can use your control over the undead to try and break Vlad Tepes control over this vampire? Maybe even submit him to your will? You are a rather accomplished necromancer after all... And no doubt this monk would be very forthcoming in information.
>So, what is your name precisely?
>Do you have any free will what so ever?
>...Fucking vampires. Nom him.
>Write-In
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>>1094478
>Vlad III, known as Vlad the Impaler or Vlad Dracula,
damnit.

>...Wait a minute... Maybe you can use your control over the undead to try and break Vlad Tepes control over this vampire? Maybe even submit him to your will? You are a rather accomplished necromancer after all... And no doubt this monk would be very forthcoming in information.
>>
You decide to try and break Vlad Tepes control over this vampire.

Roll me a 1d20+6 anons.

And please specify between making him submit to your will (Higher DC) or just freeing him.

+2 if you can distract him!
+2 if you can think lustfully about your wives, or think about adorable things they must be up to!
+2 if you can get Sir Pragius to help you by distracting him or intimidating him.
>>
Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1094497
Get him to submit to our will.

So pragius could shift into his larger form and ask the vampire to consider switching masters while we let out a nice low growl.

Liz and chrysoula could be enjoying some tea.(While chrysoula wrecks all the nice tea cups with her massive hands then stammers out apologies)
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>>1094497
So with necromancy what decides when it levels up?
When we get crits using it or just using it in general?
>>
19+12=31

>>1094520
General use, and criticals. Also doing necromantic shit that is creative.

Amazing Success!

You begin to subtly warp the vampire's ties of loyalty to your own... While Pragius shifts to his largest form, and he carefully lowers himself and asks if he truly will not serve a better, more glorious liege. You let out a nice growl as well.

After a bit you think his ties of loyalty warp to you, and is indeed controlled by you... Something tells you that you just made Vlad Tepes very unhappy by doing this.

What level of control will you give the monk?

>Absolute Loyalty and little free will. He will preform worst at tasks and will have little to no personality.
>Moderate Loyalty and free will. He'll be able to preform tasks moderately and will have some personality to him.
>Low Loyalty and high free will. He'll be able to preform tasks quite well and will have quite a bit of his personality and free thinking, and no doubt thank you for freeing him.
>Free Will, what it implies. He'll have no inherent loyalty to you, but will no doubt be extremely thankful for being freed.
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>>1094535
>Low Loyalty and high free will. He'll be able to preform tasks quite well and will have quite a bit of his personality and free thinking, and no doubt thank you for freeing him.

So can we choose how skellingtons get upgraded when we add bones to them?
We should try that.
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You decide to give him low inherent loyalty to you.

He seems like he's waking up out of somesort of dream, and blinks his eyes slowly... He sees you, a massive dragon with a rather charming smile (which no doubt scares him from the amount of sharp teeth you have... You know you should really clean them sometime...) and a large humanoid lion giving a slight growl.

He blinks again.

"Erh... What? Is this a... Dream or something?"

"Nope. I'm Renexizious and this is Sir Pragius... So, you may be waking up from a domination spell..."

"By God, who are you? What in God's name is going on?"

He seems confused, scared, and seems to have minor memory loss... Probably from the domination.

"Well, I just told you."

"What in God's name are you? What is he? What is going on? And why am I here? This has to be a dream or something..."

You decide to make calm him down so he can tell you some coherent information.

You also realize that he's probably been under control for more than a year or two, and probably has no recollection of dragons being real.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can explain and calm him down.
+2 if you can be less intimidating, or intimidate him into calming down. (+1 if you can get Pragius to be more intimidating or less.)
+2 if you can explain what you are and who Pragius is.
+3 if you can tell him what happened, and that he should be thankful for you. (+1 if you can come up with a way to satisfy your draconic ego.)
+2 if you can properly introduce yourself and Pragius.
+2 if you can tell him this in fact not a dream, and take some joy in the fact that he thinks your not real.
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Rolled 8 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1094566
Tell pragius to shift down since the man is just awakening from his mind rape.

>Me and pragius are great creatures of legend. Coming into the world not too long ago. I am a dragon and pragius is a type of spirit in a physical form. You were under the effects of a domination from another creature of myth. A vampire. As your weak, feeble, mortal mind could not resist you went under. So no this is not a dream. While the thought is quite entertaining all of this is quite real.


You know we could probably fuck up vlad by using our necromeme skills to fuck with the necromeme energies keeping him alive.
It'd at least make him starved and weak.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to try and calm him down.
>>
Rolled 3 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1094592
>You should relax. Telling yourself this is a dream won't help anyone. Just take some deep breaths. And refocus on how you got to where you are now.
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Rolled 17 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1094592
>Really you I'm not the one you should be worried about. I'm just trying to help deal with a vampire problem. I just want you to answer some questions. No need to freak out mortal.
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17+14=31

Great Success!

You nod for Pragius to shift down, and decide to explain to the man...

"
>Me and pragius are great creatures of legend. Coming into the world not too long ago. I am a dragon and pragius is a type of spirit in a physical form. You were under the effects of a domination from another creature of myth. A vampire. As your weak, feeble, mortal mind could not resist you went under. So no this is not a dream. While the thought is quite entertaining all of this is quite real... But really, you should relax. Telling yourself this is a dream won't help anyone, just take some deep breaths. There you go."

The man tries to breath in and out...

"Wait... Why do... It feels like I don't need to breathe..."

"We'll talk about that later... Just refocus on where you are now. But honestly I'm not the one you should be worried about. Just trying to deal with a vampire problem, and I just need you to answer some questions."

"Vampire problem? Vampires don't..."

"Listen, they do. Now, can you tell me about them? And just think."

He calms down a bit, but still seems rather startled...

"I erh... Well..."

It takes him a bit but he slowly begins to remember.

"...I think I remember a bit... I erh... I remember the monastery..."

"Right. So... Can you tell me where Vlad Tepes is?"

"Tepes is... I think I remember him being at Bucharest... Doing somesort of ritual. I think it was already complete though, when you got here."

"Really?"

"I just... Well... I just know, I think."

"Ah... Thank you."

"I should probably tell you my name... I am Brother Vasilescu of the Order of Saint Benedict. I thank you for freeing me from my mental prison... Even though I barely remember it."

"Really, it's no problem."

"You have my gratitude... If there's anything I can do to help, you can ask."

He seems disoriented and confused so far, but seems to calm down a bit...

Solaire brings up that maybe it might be a good idea to get a religious advisor who's loyal to you... And he seems to fit the bill. Even if he's a bit of a vampire. Also so he won't cause a epidemic or something elsewhere when he gets thirsty.

Actions

>...I just need to ask a few questions, really.
>You know, I could use an advisor...
>Your free to go. Just remember the name of the dragon who freed you.
>...What sort of ritual was it?
>What is Vlad Tepes doing anyways?
>Write-In
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>>1094635
>You know, I could use an advisor...
>>
"You know mortal, I could really go for an adviser to help me... As in you, really."

"Me?"

"Of course you. Now, what do you say?"

He does not look convinced at all.

"Keep in mind, you did say anything you could do to help..."

"I... Well... I did, didn't I?"

"Yes, yes you did. Now, will you serve me?"

"Well... Sure?"

Great..

"Would you care if I ask what my du-"

"Oh, the standard lot. Give me advise time to time, tell me what needs to be done in my empire..."

"Empire?"

"Oh, right... The Empire of Sweden. Though you could say Europe..."

"What in God's name..."

"Oh, don't worry about it..."

"Right."

He still seems a bit worried.

Actions

>Calm him down a bit more... Maybe even try to befriend him.
>Come on. We should stop Vlad Tepes.
>Could I ask a few questions?
>What was this ritual he did?
>Oh, by the way... I recommend you don't betray me or steal from me. Us dragons don't really like that.
>I think we could go for some backup... Maybe we should fly home.
>Write-In
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>>1094816
>What was this ritual he did?
>I think we could go for some backup... Maybe we should fly home.

Maybe grab frankizka and those skellington scientists.
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>>1094826
I fail to see how skeleton scientists will help.

Updating in fifteen minutes.
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"Tell me, what was this ritual that he did?"

"Well, I'm not too sure. I don't remember too well honestly."

You sigh

"Well, Pragius... I think we should head back for some extra help."

"Yes sir. Are we taking the human along?"

"Yes, we are."

You pick up the vampire and begin to fly back to Stockholm...

Eventually you arrive back at Stockholm and land, and head to your lair...

As you enter, you see Chrysoula sleeping calmly on a couch, comfortable with a blanket over her... Just like how you left her. You don't even hear yelling, though you do see the coffee table crushed and the floors have been freshly mopped...

You fail to see Frankizka or Elizabeth.

"Chrysoula?"

Chrysoula snores loudly.

"Chrysoula?"

You poke her nose, and she slowly opens her eyes.

"R-ren?"

"Hi... Where's Frankizka and Elizabeth?"

"I erh... Well..."

"...What happened anyways?"

She seems a bit nervous.

"Well... I erh... Earlier I accidentally tripped and crushed the couch. I mean, it's fine now because I fixed it... But Elizabeth yelled at me, then Frankizka... Then it became a three-way argument."

"Really?"

"...Mostly because I crushed Elizabeth's china set... And Frankizka's blood wine. They were on the coffee table which I'm trying to rebuild."

"...So you crushed their valuables?"

"O-on accident... I didn't mean to. I mean, I paid for their stuff back."

"How? You didn't use my money, right?"

"I mean, it was my fault, so I erh... I kind of had to get a job."

"Really?"

"Well, yeah... I just got home actually. I-I just got a job as a construction worker."

"...Huh. So you paid for their stuff?"

"I mean, it might take a week or two... I just hope they forgive me."

"Where are they now?"

"Frankizka stormed off to the attic, and Elizabeth I think is in the laboratory."

"I see. Anything else?"

"Well... I also fixed your bed after Frankizka sabotaged it to inconvenience Elizabeth... And I stopped Elizabeth from setting Frankizka's clothes on fire... Though Elizabeth did cause a leak in the attic so Frankizka's sofa up there got soggy... And in response Frankizka opened the roof up to rain water here so I had to clean it..."

She sighs.

"...I feel like it's a full time job. And I already have a full time job... My back hurts like hell honestly, and the two of them just can't get along... I've even considered just locking them in the basement."

"I see... What are they arguing about anyways?"

"Everything? Who's the most loved wife, who's the best wife, who has the best country and culture..."

She sighs, and turns over, grunting in pain.

"...Wait... Actually I did lock them in the basement. Sorry. I wanted some sleep without any shenanigans."

"That all happened in the span of nine hours?"

"...I mean, well... It's early in the morning now since you left."

Continued!
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"Right... I didn't really expect the trip to take so long."

"It's fine... But uh, you might want to let them out. Sorry about locking them down stairs, but I really just wanted some sleep. I also made a gift basket for them so they'll get along."

"You made a basket?"

"Well... More like a box. I don't know how to weave, but I do know how to make a box. Can you take it to them while I get ready to go to work? Frankizka's in the laboratory and Elizabeth's in the library... Also I mopped the floor, so please be c-careful, ok?"

You see that the room seems very well cleaned and mopped... Much better than what the servants do, and a few coffee and dirt stains have been completely scrubbed away. Also the stairs look good as new... Did she install new stairs? Huh.

"Did you change the stairs? They look different... I mean, they seem artisan."

"I uh... I spent the money the construction company gave me to buy you something so you wouldn't get mad... I also had enough to get you a potted plant... I think it was a rose or something. I thought it was sweet."

She seems a bit nervous but calmed... She's probably hoping you don't get mad at her.

Actions

>Sure, no problem.
>...If you want, I can just pay for Elizabeth and Frankizka's stuff. It's probably pocket change.
>...Listen, can you not lock them downstairs? I don't want them to starve or anything if you forget or something.
>...I completely understand not wanting to hear arguing while you sleep.
>You got a job just to pay for your mistakes? You really are sweet, aren't you?
>Jesus, they're acting like kids, aren't they?
>...At least nothing got broken.
>...I recommend you just stay out of it. They'll probably leave you alone. Probably.
>...Why does your back hurt anyways?
>Thanks for cleaning up... And installing new stairs. Really means a lot.
>...Why the hell did you lock them in the basement!
>...Listen, I wouldn't get mad at you over this, ok?
>Write-In
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>>1095106
>Write-In
"Look, I understand that you are worried I might get angry with you; I am not in the slightest angry at you, though I will certainly have a strong talking down-to with them about this.

Next, I apologise for their behaviour and will see about dealing with them. It isn't fair that you suffer for their petty arguments sake.

Also, I like the fact that you have gotten a job, it is good that you took the initiative to solve what you saw as a problem before it became one.

However I would point out that you don't need to do this if you don't want; I can almost certainly replace the blood wine considering I contain a major ingredient of it and Liz will get over the china set. If not I can get her another one from actual china or something.

Oh, by the way, thank you for the new stairs and for cleaning up. They are beautiful and I can say for certain that your work will be undervalued at your job. If you want, you could get a job producing sculptures rather than simply building things; a more expressive activity I would say.

Lastly, you said your back hurts? Do you know why? Do you want me try and ease the pain?"
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"Look, I understand that you are worried I might get angry with you; I am not in the slightest angry at you, though I will certainly have a strong talking down-to with them about this.. But next, I apologise for their behaviour and will see about dealing with them. It isn't fair that you suffer for their petty arguments sake... But I really do like the fact that you have gotten a job, it is good that you took the initiative to solve what you saw as a problem before it became one."

"I mean, thanks... I erh, never had a job before and I was quite curious."

"I will point out that you don't need to do this if you don't want; I can almost certainly replace the blood wine considering I contain a major ingredient of it and Liz will get over the china set. If not I can get her another one from actual china or something."

"Well... I mean, it's my fault for breaking the china and wine... I should pay for it."

"You want to pay for it?"{/red]

"I mean, thank you for offering your help but I-I mean, it's perfectly fine. I can handle hauling building materials and crates. It's easy."

"You really don't want my help?"

She sighs.

"I mean... I just caused you to spend nearly a million on my clothes... I don't want to become a burden... I know I tend to spend a lot, and I really am trying my best to make up for... Well, you know. Breaking things."

"Speaking of things, thank you for the new stairs and for cleaning up. They are beautiful and I can say for certain that your work will be undervalued at your job. If you want, you could get a job producing sculptures rather than simply building things; a more expressive activity I would say..."

"I uh... I never sculpted before. I'm not sure if I would be good at it."

"Well, maybe later we can try... But lastly, you said your back hurts? Do you know why? Do you want me try and ease the pain?"

"I mean, it began to hurt once I tripped and crushed the couch... And the coffee table... It didn't really help that on the first day I had to move steel beams and push a few trucks..."

"You moved cars?"

"I mean, it didn't hurt too much... But my back roars in pain like the fires of Hades... I really shouldn't of moved that truck full of steel beams..."

"What's your job anyways?"

"I just push heavy objects out of the way and haul steel, wood, that sort of thing... The foreman says I'm the best hauler he's ever had apparently."

Actions

>Later you should put in a word with the foreman to reduce her work and increase her pay. Or maybe just her pay.
>I'm proud of you for getting a job, Chrysoula.
>Maybe you shouldn't work too hard... You shouldn't hurt your back.
>Give her a kiss?
>...If you want, I can cuddle with you. I really did miss you.
>...Listen, if you want I can put some lotion or something on your back to make it feel better.
>I can use necromancy healing...
>When I get back, we can spend some time together, ok?
>Write-In
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Bumping anons.
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>>1095252
>Give her a kiss?

>Write-In
"Well first off, tell your boss that you can't do that much weight at once. It isn't a problem as he said so himself, you are the best he has had and it is probably because the last ones didn't injure themselves by working too hard.

Also, you are not a burden. I spend ridiculous money on Liz as well I'll have you know and I once got a boat for Frankizka not to mention a huge cake...

Next to deal with your pain, I could either offer a mutagen, a pain-killer or a massage and a hot bath followed by snuggling up together..."
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You give her a kiss.

"Well, first off tell your boss you can't do that much weight at once. It isn't a problem as he said, you are after all his best and it's probably because for the best you don't injure yourself... But really, you aren't a burden. I spend ridiculous amounts of money on Liz and Frankizka... I even got her a boat and a huge cake once..."

"Well... I mean, I break things a lot, and I spend a lot... I just really do feel like I should give something back."

"You aren't a burden, far from it. But to deal with your pain, I could offer either a mutagen, a pain killer, or a massage and a hot bath... And snuggling together."

She seems tempted by the latter option.

"I mean... The snuggling part seems cute... But I have work to go to in... What time is it?"

"Erh..." You check your watch.

"It's about 7 AM."

"Oh... I erh, have to get to the construction yard in three hours... Well..."

Actions

>Let's do the mutagen. It would be the fastest, but might have side effects... But you'd probably like it.
>You can just take some painkillers. You'll be fine.
>...I think I'd like the hot bath and snuggling myself. You yourself said you'd like this.
>...Chrysoula, you aren't a burden, I just really want to stress this.
>...I should probably free Elizabeth and Frankizka first though.
>...Hey, do you want to come along to bust some vampire heads?
>Write-In
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>>1095378
>...I think I'd like the hot bath and snuggling myself. You yourself said you'd like this.
>...I should probably free Elizabeth and Frankizka first though.
>>Write-In
"What if I go in with you and help you? Just until you feel a bit better?"
>>
"I should probably free Elizabeth and Frankizka first though... But I think the two of us would like the hot bah and snuggling. You yourself said you'd like this... Would you care if I went into the bath to help you? Just until you feel a bit better?"

She seems a bit shy.

"I mean, I erh... Well..."

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if she'll let you help.

+3 for good arguments.
+2 if you can mention that you aren't being forward or lustful. (If you actually are, just come up with a lie.)
+2 if you can reassure her.

Autosuccess if everything is done.
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>>1095394
Not what I meant OP but I can roll with it...


"You have injured your back, stretching to wash certain body parts could further damage your body and will most certainly be painful.

I won't do anything unless you want me to, which considering you are injured would be very unwise just in case you hurt yourself further.

Anyhow, it is best you just relax, sit back and let the warm waters of the bath heal your back. Anyhow, it isn't like I'll be see anything new..."
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>>1095404
>Mention hot bath with Chrysoula.
>Who is waifu.
>Mention you going into tell her.

Literally every sign pointed towards "lets have a bathing scene.
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>>1095407
What the fuck is

>Mention you going into tell her.

I'm too busy at work for spelling mistakes damn it.

I meant

>Mention your going into the bath with her.
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>>1095410
I meant going to work with her, to help her do her job? It seemed like a logical act of compassion but now you are making me doubt my sanity...
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>>1095412
OH.

I erh... Alright.

I mean, if you want you can still help her bathe? Unless that was the original intention?

I'm so fucking confused.
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>>1095435
Aye, I'll go ahead with your interpretation of my intent. It is still a nice gesture either way...though we can just ask after if we can join her at work and help her. Please?
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>>1095437
I mean, yeah. Sure,

[red]"Come on. You injured your back, stretching to wash certain body parts... Stretching to wash could really further damage your body and I won't do anything unless you want me to. Which considering you are injured would be unwise... But it's best you just relax and let the bath heal you, ok? It's not like I'm going to see anything new."[/red]

"Well... That's a good point... I suppose you can help."

[red]"Great. Afterwards I'll help you at work, ok?"[/red]

"Really? Thanks. It'll be fun... Bet I can lift more than you."

[red]"Really?"[/red]

"Well... After you help my back."

You go to wash Chrysoula, and she barely fits into the tub. Mostly because it's been stretched out and refitted. Barely.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to help Chrysoula.
For doing this, she'll get a +10 to opinion of you for actually helping her.

+3 if you can think of a way to get more space for Chrysoula's bath.
+2 if you can also think of what Chrysoula would smell good with when you use thine soap.
+2 if you can be a bit lustful in your cleaning. Or just thank her for taking care of the children. And by children, you mean your other wives and for being responsible.
+2 if you can think of a good way to unstress a minotaur.
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Rolled 11 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1095511
Shift to a smaller form, Kobold for example, so she can have more space.

Hell man, all perfumes smell like shit to me more or less... I guess I will go with the ever classic roses but I personally would think a more appropriate scent for her would need to be "earthier" if that makes any more sense to you than it does to me...

"Thanks for keeping those two on lock down. They are a handful even on their best behaviour and I honestly sometimes wonder if it is worth having them both live here..."

Massage her back, brush her fur down, wash her hair thoroughly and generally try to relax her muscles.
>>
11+14=25

Success!

You message her back, brushing her fur and head, and relax her muscles.

[red]"You know, I really have to thank you for keeping those two on lock down. They're a handful even on their best behavior. Honestly, I wonder sometimes if it's worth having them both live here together."[/red]

"Really? I mean, they usually keep their distance."

[red]"It annoys me."[/red]

"I mean... I kind of want everyone to stay together, if that makes sense. I mean, both are my friend... Or at least I'm trying to get along with them... I'm still not sure if Elizabeth likes me."

[red]"She likes you, alright?"[/red]

"Hey uh... Can you scratch right there?"

She relaxes immensely.

"But your considering kicking one out?"

Actions

>I'm not trying to alarm you Chrysoula, ok?
>...Chrysoula, they're basically waging a cold war at the point. It's a miracle no one is hurt.
>...Well, I mean... Not kick them out.
>Sorry, sorry. I really shouldn't mention that.
>Honestly, compared to those two, you are far more manageable.
>Kiss her and pat her on the horns?
>Write-In
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>>1095606
>Kiss her and pat her on the horns?
>Write-In
"That has the wrong implications but...it seems like it might end up being necessary...

I know that if this keeps up, that they'll keep fighting and eventually someone will get seriously hurt.

I honestly therefore feel it might be better to try and either separate them somewhat by making another bedroom or two or by getting one of them busy with something somewhere.

I love them and don't plan on forcing them to leave but I mean, it's not like I don't think about it. You on the other hand are pretty much the best behaved person I have had the pleasure of knowing. One of the cutest too..."
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>>1095649
This
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You kiss her and pat her on the horns.

[red]"
"That has the wrong implications but...it seems like it might end up being necessary... I know that if this keeps up, that they'll keep fighting and eventually someone will get seriously hurt. I honestly therefore feel it might be better to try and either separate them somewhat by making another bedroom or two or by getting one of them busy with something somewhere."

She seems a bit disappointed, but you continue on.

"I love them and don't plan on forcing them to leave but I mean, it's not like I don't think about it. You on the other hand are pretty much the best behaved person I have had the pleasure of knowing. One of the cutest too..."

"Really? I mean, thank you... I mean, your cute too. You really small."

You growl softly.

"I am not cute."

"...I mean, your really small. And your growl is really cute."

She pats you on the head as you brush her large muscular arm.

"...I mean, I really don't want to see anyone go..."

"I know. I don't either."

You eventually finish scrubbing her arms and move to her legs.

"So... Ren?"

"What?"

"Why do you think I'm adorable?"

"Really?"

"Well... I mean, I'm curious."

Actions

>Let's see... Your clumsy in a cute way, you stutter, your nervous... And your huge as hell and cute.
>Well, I mean... Honestly, your breasts. They're really charming.
>What about you isn't adorable?
>Your socially awkward... Which is actually quite nice.
>Well, you make mistakes, but try to make up for it... And often make things better.
>That's for me to know.
>Write-In
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>>1095719
>Let's see... Your clumsy in a cute way, you stutter, your nervous... And your huge as hell and cute.
>Well, you make mistakes, but try to make up for it... And often make things better.

As said chrysoula is actually a pretty good waifu.
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>>1095719
>Write-In
"You mean besides being a sheltered, innocent, attractive, responsible, self-conscious, easily embarrassed and honest girl? Oh, I don't know, you have cute horns, beautiful eyes, a great smile and dynamite attitude.

Then there is the fact you don't judge my actions too much or consider yourself superior or anything like that...


You are actually best wife currently is what I am saying. Mostly because you don't cause all that many problems intentionally."
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>>1095763
I mean, I'm not sure about putting the best wife part unless other anons want to put it in.
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>>1095772
Yeah I kinda don't want to.
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>>1095772
>>1095799
Fine, no best wife line but it is entirely accurate...
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>>1095817
I'll admit that's true but that is better left unsaid.
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"You mean besides being a sheltered, innocent, attractive, responsible, self-conscious, easily embarrased, and honest girl? Well, I don't know. Maybe it's because you have cute horns, beautiful eyes, a great smile... Dynamic attitude. Not to mention that you don't judge my actions too much or consider yourself superior... You don't even cause that many problems that can't be fixed!"

"I mean, I don't try to cause problems..."

"You don't cause many in the first place. So it's perfectly fine."

"Oh. I uh... Thank you. I was curious why you kept calling me adorable."

"Oh yeah. You really are."

"Oh, yeah... Yeah. I uh... Your adorable too, you know."

"Really? I'm adorable?"

"Well, I mean... You have this cute habit of smiling when your busy. Not to mention your tail wags a bit."

"...My tail wags?"

"I mean, yeah. When your happy. I think... I erh, I'm not sure. It's really cute though."

"My tail doesn't wag. Period."

She smiles.

"Also, your cute thing with butter. I mean, I don't know why you like it so much."

"What? It's tasty, nutritious..."

"It's cute, ok? Also, I choose to believe there's a soft dragon under all those hard scales... Even if there isn't, I uh... Well, I still think your really cute."

"I see."

"...Plus you come up with cute nicknames for me. I mean, I remember Horny... Which was a uh... Innuendo. I actually didn't know that. Or Bessie... Which I hated, but was still pretty cute. Also, your shapeshifting can be cute... I mean, your a cute little lizard wizard right now."

"Wizard lizard?"

"I erh... I uh... I didn't mean to do a pun. But I mean, it describes you a bit. You know magic, right?"

"Yep."

"But yeah... You really are cute, ok? Even if you won't admit it... I mean, cute to me at least."

Actions

>I am not cute. Period. Point blank.
>What is with you mortals and making things adorable?
>I am not soft. To the contrary, I am hard as a rock.
>...I need to focus. Sorry.
>...Hey uh... Don't tell anyone else, but it's nice to have someone thing I'm adorable.
>Any other adorable things I should note?
>...List more adorable things she does?
>Write-In
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>>1095895
>...Hey uh... Don't tell anyone else, but it's nice to have someone thing I'm adorable.
She makes it hard to be le edgy cool guy
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>>1095895
>I am not soft. To the contrary, I am hard as a rock.
>...Hey uh... Don't tell anyone else, but it's nice to have someone thing I'm adorable.
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>>1095908
Huh. So is Chrysoula now elevated in wafiu status or something?

"Well, I mean, don't tell anyone else, but it's nice to have someone else think I'm adorable."

"Yeah... I uh... I'm always afraid someone thinks I'm a monster or something... I mean, people aren't really used to minotaurs."

"Really?"

"I uh... Well... I still remember that Austrian trip... Or the looks I get wherever I go. I mean, people think I must be a monster or something from my size and strength. I uh... Well, I kind of think your like that too. In a sense, really... Not precisely."

She gives you a nice smile, and you kiss her.

"Thanks for saying that... I uh... Well, people calling me evil just get to me at times... It's nice to have someone who thinks I'm not evil."

"I mean... Yeah... Hey, I just wanted to thank you for doing mundane things with me. And washing me. It erh... It's the little things that count... Also because I hope work will be a lot more fun with you."

"Oh it will be... Hey uh, want me to get your face?"

"Oh, sure."

You brush her face a bit with the wet towel, and she begins to talk.

"Hey... I was kind of curious about something."

"What is it?"

"...Well, I was thinking... Maybe later we could do some carpentry?"

"What sort?"

"And... Maybe just a tiny bit of shopping?" She uses her massive fingers to properly measure it... Which seems to be only a bit.

"For what?"

"...Well... I was thinking about maybe furnishing the attic for Frankizka... I mean, we could add a walk-in closet for her... Maybe we can even install a closet for Elizabeth! You know, in your treasury."

"My treasury?"

"I mean, for both of you. The two of you love gold, right? I mean, that seems to fit."

"I do."

"I mean... We'd have to do good in order to afford all that."

"I could just pay for it."

"Oh. Right... I mean, it's your call. I can probably pay for it though, if I work hard enough... Might have to do a few odd jobs though..."

Actions

>...You know? Why don't you just stay home and I do today for you? Your back needs some time to heal.
>...I mean, I think you paying for it would be more sweet... Besides, it would be an adventure together.
>...I can pay for it. No problem.
>You are really sweet, aren't you? They argue and you just want to give them a proper bedroom. And a walk in closet.
>...Wait a minute... Are we going to have to shop for clothes? For their closets?
>Write-in
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>>1096010
Well she's just a really good waifu.
Her intentions are just too good.
>You are really sweet, aren't you? They argue and you just want to give them a proper bedroom. And a walk in closet.
>...I can pay for it. No problem.
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"You really are sweet, aren't you? They argue and you just want to give them a proper bedroom and walk in closet."

"Well, they're my friends... I should be nice to them. I mean, I never really had many friends."

"That's sweet... You don't have to worry though, I can pay for it."

"I mean... I can pay for it too."

"I can too."

"...Well... Why don't both of us pay for it? I-I mean, they'd probably think it's nice."

"Both of us?"

"I mean, yeah."

Actions

>Yeah... That sounds good actually. Both of us can pay for it.
>...Well, if you want to, you can pay for it.
>...I can pay for it. That's your money and you should hold onto it.
>Write-In
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>>1096035
>Yeah... That sounds good actually. Both of us can pay for it.
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"Yeah, that sounds good actually. Both of us can pay for it."

"Yeah... Hey uh... My back's actually feeling better."

"Oh, great... Great."

You jump off the bathtub as Chrysoula carefully gets up and begins to get dressed as best she can, in very ill-fitting jeans and a t-shirt that barely fits.

"That's it?"

"Yeah... Hey uh... Do you still want to cuddle a bit?"

"Really?"

"I uh... Well, I thought you wanted to."

"...Well, I did mention that."

"Well, I mean... If you don't want to we can move onto getting to work."

Actions

>...You know, I think a bit of cuddling would be nice. I haven't cuddled with you for a bit.
>...Let's just get going to work, ok? I'm eager to help.
>Give her a kiss?
>...How about we talk while we cuddle? I really do like talking to you.
>Shapeshift out of your kobold form!
>Write-In
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>>1096058
>Give her a kiss?
>...Let's just get going to work, ok? I'm eager to help.
>Shapeshift out of your kobold form!
Dragotaur.

Hey will working hard give us wis like it did with sun jiang?
Or do we need his sensei aura for that to work?
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It would give you strength anon.

You give her a kiss, and she pokes you on the nose... Shamefully causing you to lose your usual stoic side and giggle for a bit. You feel a bit ashamed for giggling for five point four seconds, but you get back at her for poking her by poking her belly button, causing her to giggle and laugh uncontrollably.

She then splashes water on you.
You splash water on her.

Overall, the two of you get soaked, and you leave and dry off...

And most adorably, Chrysoula's fur seems to be... Poofed. So to speak. As in, it's fluffy. And she sort of looks like a cross between a grizzly bear and a minotaur. A fluffy one. A very fluffy one, to be precise.

She begins to put on a t-shirt which barely fits and leaves little to the imagination, and some working jeans, which rip a bit. Only a bit though.

"Hey? Ren?"

You dry your nose with a towel as you shift to your dragotaur form.

"Nope. Now come on, we'll be late."

You head to work with the fluffy Chrysoula, and the two of you report to the Foreman, who seems to... Be staring at her a bit. Just at her assets though. He sends her out to push a stalled garbage truck and hires you to help her.
You note that quite a few workers seem to be staring at Chrysoula. And you. Huh.

Roll me a 1d20+8 for PUSHING.

+3 if you can compliment Chrysoula's puffy fur and how cute she was during the water bath... And of course, how she seems to be very, very ticklish at her belly button.
+2 if you can intimidate the living shit out of the workers staring at Chrysoula. (+2 if you can then show your softer side to Chrysoula.)
+1 if you can be lustful towards Chrysoula.

If you want to talk towards Chrysoula, feel free to.

Autosuccess if everything is done.
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>>1096139
>We're you always that ticklish? I should have known sooner. It was absolutely adorable. I never thought I'd get to tickle a poofy minotaur before.

Ren let's out a low growl and starts letting out some frost breath as he stares down the filthy mortals. until chrysoula rubs his horns that devolves into a rub battle which devolves into kissing.
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>>1096139
"You are like a giant cotton ball with horns, my god I need a photo of this...

I won't have you hurting yourself again, or {Say this louder so the workers can hear it} anyone else. Let's start out slow today okay? Don't stress too much, I'll take care of anything you think might hurt you to move.

Now, let's get to it!"

Give her a slap on the ass for the final sentence and get to work.
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"You are seriously like a giant cotton ball with horns... God, I need a photo of this. But really? Were you always that ticklish? I should of known sooner... It was absolutely adorable. I never thought I'd get to tickle a poofy minotaur before."

You turn your glare to the filthy mortals staring at your Chrysoula, and you make a sign of dominance... By slapping her ass.

"Come on, let's get to work."

Chrysoula stutters adorably and tries to says something, but is embarrased enough where she just tries to focus on working. She does give you a kiss while you give a stare to two human workers... How nice.

Of course, when a human worker comes up to you and gives a nice big stare at Chrysoula's... Assets, you give him a stare, and a low growl. Chrysoula seems a bit worried and rubs your horn... Which soothes you quite a bit... So you rub her horn...

After a minute, you begin to passionately make out... And Chrysoula squeaks a bit and quickly goes back to work. You think she was embarrassed of the whole kissing and making out in public., but you continue to work...

After the truck's pushed out of the way, you head back to the foreman and get your second job... Carry some steel beams to the workers. Lots of steel beams. Chrysoula helps you out in this too...

The workers here however seem predominantly to be werewolves, and attracted to Chrysoula. One even whistles towards her... Disgusting.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to get work done.

+2 if you can continue to be lustful towards Chrysoula.
+3 if you can intimidate the shit out of the werewolves. Or just tell them who you are. Maybe even both.
+2 if you continue to show a soft compassionate side to Chrysoula. (+1 if you can come up with excuses.)
+1 if you can get Chrysoula to do something adorable. Just to daww at.
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>>1096235
>Telling them who we are
That sounds like a trap.

Could we shift our dragotaur form to a larger size?
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>>1096271
You are rather big already. A bit bigger than Chrysoula.

Also, autosuccess if everything is done. Forgit to include.
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Rolled 18 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1096281
Make out a bit with chrysoula then take a quick break to walk to one of the werewolves.
Cast bulls strength.
then say.
>You seem to be staring at something alot. Care to say what?
And breath in his face adding frost for intimidation.

And help chrysoula with her share of the steel beams she does have a bad back no? Can't let her strain herself too hard.
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Rolled 8 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1096235
"So do you want to learn magic? It seems like something we could bond over; me acting as your mentor and you getting to learn something immensely useful...I get to see you in a school girl uniform...

In saying that I dunno if I'll have free time to do it anytime soon; since I need to deal with a vampire from the past, a few dozen scientific problems that would confound Einstein and a few other things. Then I'll need to deal with some elf extremists and other nuisances, probably through combat.

Still, I want to spend time with you..."


Boop her nose, boop her furiously.
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18+13=31

Amazing Autosuccess!

You make out a bit with Chrysoula and take a break to talk to the werewolves, casting Bull's Strength to make yourself stronger... You confront him and breath in his face, scaring him. He cowers down and you head back with Chrysoula, helping her with her share of the beams... And of course, you boop her nose adorably. She's unable to really boop your nose, but she tries with her nose. It's really cute, honestly.

[red]"So... you want to learn magic? It seems like something we could bond over; me acting as your mentor and you getting to learn something immensely useful...I get to see you in a school girl uniform..."[/red]

"Erh... What?"

[red]"Huh? Nothing."[/red]

"Did you sa-"

[red]"No. That totally wouldn't be hot as fuck... I mean, you know. You in a cute skirt..."[/red]

"I-I mean, skirts don't really look good on me..."

[red]"What? Come on."[/red]

"I'm bigger than most people... And besides, my hindquarters aren't really... W-well... I don't think they're really made for a skirt."

[red]"Well... I'm saying that I dunno if I'll have free time to do it anytime soon; since I need to deal with a vampire from the past, a few dozen scientific problems that would confound Einstein and a few other things. Then I'll need to deal with some elf extremists and other nuisances, probably through combat... But still, I would love to spend time with you."[/red]

You boop her again on the nose and after a while, you finish hauling... It seems to be nearly lunch time, and the Foreman sends you on your last job... You need to haul some bricks to the other side of the construction site.

Fair enough.

Roll me a 1d20+6!

+3 if you can tell her just how cute she'd look in a skirt. (+2 if you can also mention how cute her buttocks are.)
+2 if you can think what you and Chrysoula would enjoy for lunch...
+2 if you can also continue to be soft towards Chrysoula.
+2 if you can continue to be lustful towards her.

Autosuccess if everything is done anons.
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>>1096503
>Come on you would look adorable especially considering your shy demeanor and plus your hindquarters are cute. And firm. Good to smack honestly.
Then smack her buttocks.

I think she'd prefer cabbages and lettuce.
And rub her horns while she eats.
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>>1096503
"Oh please you have a great body, for one you have a very muscular and thus firm body, something which is considered very attractive. Even more so in this particular area. Then there is the...volume of your "ass"-ets which would certainly make it a wonderful sight.

Any how that is in the future, this is the present and here in the present I am in the middle of helping my adorable little independent Minotaur do her job!..the rest can come later..."


Something filling but vegetarian; some sort of soup and bread would work I suppose...
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[red]"Come on, you would look adorable. Your shy demeanor and hindquarters are cute and firm... Good to smack, honestly."[/red]

You smack her buttocks, squeezing a bit. She seems a bit surprised and nearly drops the crate of bricks which your carrying with one hand.

[red]"But really, you have a great body... Very muscular, and firm... Very attractive. Even more so in this particular area... Not to mention the volume. But anyways, that's the future. This is the present and I'm helping my adorable little minotaur do her job! The skirt can come later. And the rest."[/red]

With that over you move onto lunch, and the two of you stop by a local food cart and get some cabbage and bread... While you eat you rub her horns, causing her to giggle.

"You've been really... Well... Very engaging today... I uh, never really thought you'd come down to help."

[red]"Oh, don't worry about it... What else do we have to do after this?"[/red]

"All we have left is to dig a foundation... That should be it."

[red]"Dig a foundation?"[/red]

"Yeah..."

[red]"I can burrow it out, no problem."[/red]

"Oh, yeah... Hey... Do you really think I look good in skirts?"

Actions

>Of course you would. You'd look stunning.
>...Well, I mean... We'd have to go look...
>...Oh God, do you want to go shopping? Please say no. But it's ok if you say yes....
>...Well, I don't know honestly...
>Write-In
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>>1096625
>Of course you would. You'd look stunning.

>A minotaur asking us if she'd look good in a skirt.
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>>1096625
>Write-In
"I have never seen you in a skirt but I can state with a good degree of certainty that it would be easier to find ones in your size than jeans or other such clothes. I can state with absolute certainty that I want to see you in a skirt, just to know if it fits your look and if you would like it.

Any how, it's not like it could hurt to try..."
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>>1096633
Is that a "what are we even doing" what or a "obviously yes" what
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>>1096643
The first one.
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>>1096633
See you are missing the important part;


A FEMALE minotaur who has never had a romantic relationship before us or any real contact with the outside world before us is asking if she looks attractive in X because to her we are the authority on these things to some degree. Partly because she wants to "please" us and also because she feels uncertain of her own world views, ideas and beliefs thanks to a lack of time to adjust to her new life and other reasons.


I have dealt with shit dumber than this and I can state that she has plenty of reason, unlike some people, to doubt herself.
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>>1096653
It's just in my entire life I never thought I'd have to contemplate if a minotaur woman would look good in a skirt.

I'm not unhappy just coming to this realization
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>>1096663
Mate, this is normal to me. It shouldn't be but it be.


A mix of overactive imagination, an earlier write-in and actually having had vaguely similar conversations before.
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>>1096694
>Contemplating monstergirl fashion.
The only time I've done that is recently.
Which is to say.
If we make mer people.

How will they wear underwear?

Other than that I've been thinking about the coming olympic games for us.
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[red]"I have never seen you in a skirt but I can state with a good degree of certainty that it would be easier to find ones in your size than jeans or other such clothes. I can state with absolute certainty that I want to see you in a skirt, just to know if it fits your look and if you would like it. I mean, I bet you'd look stunning, Chrysoula."[/red]

"Really? Thanks, you know after this job we should go shopping... Oh, wait. We were going to build Frankizka's room and Elizabeth's closet."

[red]"Yep."[/red]

"...Well... I mean, later we can get skirts... But you really do think I'd look good in a skirt?"

[red]"Of course you would."[/red]

She seems excited.

"I never really wore one... I mean, do you think it would uh, fit my figure? I'm not fat, right?"

[red]"Fat?"[/red]

"I mean, well... I hope I'm not... I mean, if I am, can you tell me? Because now I'm worried..." She seems a bit concerned.

Actions

>You aren't fat, ok? How did you even come to this conclusion?
>...Well, I mean, you are a bit pudgy...
>You are a bit fat. You should exercise more with me...
>...Uh... Fondle breasts? This is always a good answer.
>...Change subject! Fast!
>Why would you ever wear a skirt if you were fat? I just said you should and you'd be beautiful!
>Write-in
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>>1096713
I blame a long list of influences, amazingly drugs aren't on that list.


Water-resistant adhesive polymer (ala monster museme's solution to the snek people) or rubber banding everywhere (the real world way, probably).
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>>1096723
>Write-in
"You are beautiful. Nothing more, nothing less. So long as you aren't medically speaking approaching the point where half of your bodies mass is fat, you are probably fine.

Anyhow, a little bit of fat is needed for you to be healthy; given it's nature as an energy store, a protein transporter and a great softener of impacts. It makes a body of purely bone, skin and sinew into something perfect, like you.

Still, if you ever want to lose weight just ask and I can get you a personal trainer or something to help you."
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>>1096728
>Monster musume.
I remember that.
I should look back on that for inspiration for more hybrids.
>>1096723
>You aren't fat, ok? How did you even come to this conclusion?
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>>1096739
It does have some good ideas, however if we take any form of advice regarding lawmaking from that I will explode in rage.
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>>1096728
What's Monster Musume anyways? I'm curious.

[red]"Your beautiful, nothing more, nothing less. And you aren't fat, ok?"[/red]

"Sorry, sorry. I was just thinking... Anyways, we should get back to work."

[red]"Yep."[/red]

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how long it takes to dig a foundation out.

+3 if you can think of other things Chrysoula would look good/sexy in.
+2 if you can be lustful or lewd towards Chrysoula.
+2 if you can continue to show Chrysoula your soft and compassionate side.
+2 if you can compliment her. (+1 if you can make her more secure about her hindquarters)
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>>1096751
Fuck, forgot again. Allowing autosuccess if everything is done.
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>>1096751
Monster musume is basically monster girls the anime.
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1096751
As in alot of monstergirls.
I can say most of the named characters are monster girls.
A good 9/10 ratio.
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>>1096751
An anime about a guy in a world with monster girls (and guys who we never see...) that gets assigned to be a host "family" to a snek person. Through out the course of the series this snek person, along with additional waifus to fill other fetishes, try and get him to date them.

The series does go into some detail as to the societal problems of having people that require bathrooms that could contain horses, along side people who are literally snakes and spiders from the waist down.


>>1096751
A "police" uniform, a collar or a flowing dress.

Dat sweet ass and how we need to get her some...Japanese inspired "garments"...

"How is your back doing? Do you want or need to take a break?"

"You are a beautiful you know that? I mean, there is something about the way your clothes stretch over your body...that speaks of raw strength and appeals to me greatly."
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>>1096801
This reminds me.
Spider/humans.

Great for defense and ambushes.

I also remember we need to deal with our over extension issues.
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>>1096811
It would be easier to deal with our over-extension issues by fixing our stability issues, so that we don't need as many troops...however I feel that much of the unrest in our nation will disappear after our space program bears fruit.

Since the people will feel proud to be part of our empire and we can justify our actions saying it was for the "greater good". Then we make all races equal but with laws protecting them from certain things (e,g a business must carry a vegetarian and a meat-eating option if they maintain a canteen in their factory / office / etc so that Minotaur and werewolves can both receive the same service and benefits.)

Another example would be convincing nations to integrate, if we use the fact that non-humans from other nations don't align with that nations identity as much, we can make them into true swedes so much easier and then use them to replace the original population of their home nations.

Lastly, we can also use it to light the beacon to scientists around the world; that we are a new star on the world stage and that we are burning bright.
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>>1096801
Sounds degenerate as fuck, where's the crusaders when you need them.

"Hey, Chrysoula? How's your back doing? Do you want or need to take a break?"

"I mean, it hurts a bit, but it's fine."

"Oh... Well... I just wanted to let you konw that your beautiful. alright? I just wanted to let you know there's something about the way that your clothes stretch over your body, that just speaks of raw strength and really appeals to me."

"O-Oh. Thanks... I mean, you have a lot of strength too."

"Yep. I do indeed... But you should sit down. This shouldn't take too much time."

After a while, you finally clear out the foundation and you and Chrysoula get ready to leave... She's gotten a nice 150 Swedish Marks for her work, and you also got a similar amount... Just enough to buy a bed and a dresser...

Though as you cross a clothing store, you see that Chrysoula seems very tempted by the shiny and fancy clothes inside, as she stares for a few seconds.

On the other hand, there's a furniture store not too far ahead... But you suspect Chrysoula wants to try to see if a skirt would fit her... Maybe get some clothes for Elizabeth and Frankizka... That sort of thing

God, you hope you don't have to go clothes sh-

"Hey, Ren?"

"What?"

"...You know, when was the last time you bought clothes for yourself?"

That's a... Good question. You don't recall the last time.

Huh.

Actions

>...Fuck it. You have the entire treasury of Sweden behind you, and it would make Chrysoula happy... Brave the terrors of a clothing store. Maybe even get some clothes for yourself... Or your kids...
>Head to the furniture store and try to get Chrysoula to stop staring... She gets tempted way too easily.
>...You know, you feel like being fancy. Why don't you make dinner tonight for Chrysoula? Stop by a grocery and get some fresh ingredients.
>Just head home.
>Write-in for other shopping ideas.
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>>1096843
I was actually contemplating grinding beneficial techs to give us good PR and make people want to be a part of our empire.
>>1096849
You say this but Spidergirls

>Write-In
Get a suit.
Fancy suits.
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>>1096849
>...You know, you feel like being fancy. Why don't you make dinner tonight for Chrysoula? Stop by a grocery and get some fresh ingredients.
>...Fuck it. You have the entire treasury of Sweden behind you, and it would make Chrysoula happy... Brave the terrors of a clothing store. Maybe even get some clothes for yourself... Or your kids...

>Write-in for other shopping ideas.
See if we can find any shops selling massage oils, muscle relaxants and all that good shit to help best wife(tm) get over her injury.

Also see if we can't get some perfumes, scented soaps and conditioner for Chrysoula. She seems like should like that stuff.
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>>1096855
Your waifu is shit.

Human Waifu is best Waifu.
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>>1096872
Maybe do a quest set in real life with only human waifus and no monstergirl or furry bullshit
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>>1096872
>Human waifus
>Anything but trash
Renounce your inferior human waifus and get monster girls in your life.
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>>1096872
The show is honestly quite nice. I mean, the girls are all adorable seeing as you have;

1) Snek girl who essentially wants to marry the poor sod and snuggle up to the nice warmblooded human for the rest of time. Deredere as fuck.

2) Horse girl that wants to marry him and live out a loving life with a few children yet acts like a tsundere.

3) Spider girl, who is emotionally damaged by the fact her previous host family saw her and basically went "kill it with fire". She wants to do some kinky bondage or something...yandere / deredere

4) Burd girl. A scatter brained, lolicon looking girl. Honestly I remember nothing about her.

5) Slime girl, is kinda absent minded but genuinely does seem to care. Gets bigger, by every possible meaning, when she consumes water and shit.

6) Fish girl, who I remember absolutely nothing about.

7) Dragon girl, who is a reverse trap and is tsundere as shit.

8) All those people who work with miss smith but I remember nothing about.
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>>1096882
>not purging the xenos with your waifu
>not being citizens of the Imperium of Man
>choosing inferior xeno waifu.

Fucking nonhumans.

>>1096895

Snek waifu sounds pretty cute and adorable... Centaur sounds nice and cute... The rest just seem fucking degenerate as shit.

I'm surprised anons have turned to Chrysoula being the best waifu.

You decide to make dinner, buy clothes, and get a fucking suit... And find a shop seeing lotions, relaxants, etc.

You go into the clothing store, and Chrysoula seems extremely happy and begins to look for clothes which fits her... The clerk seems a bit shocked, and Chrysoula eagerly pokes around.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to find clothes anons.

+2 if Chrysoula can accidentally get other women salty about her breasts/hindquarters. (+1 if Ren can help salt the fields)
+3 if you can come up with what size of skirt would fit Chrysoula.
+2 if you can try to think of what suit would look fancy on a white dragon.
+2 if you can also explain to the clerk Chrysoula's thing with clothes.
+2 if you can finally find some more clothes Chrysoula might like.
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1096895
>6
You mean the tragedy addict?
>8
Ah yes mon squad.
>>1096914
>Shittalking le spider waifu
Begone with your shit taste
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>>1096914
Going to point out that the final bonus is thinking of good idea for clothes Chrysoula would like.
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>>1096914
Most of them are fairly nice and I think I am underselling Spider and Slime girls but they are pretty hard to describe and remember.


"God, just imagine if you grew again? How big would your clothes be then?"

A size XXXL or there abouts. I don't into clothes...

A gold suit would compliment white quite nicely, depending on the shading alternatively; red.

"Look, she hasn't ever really been in control of anything in her life before so in somewhere like this where the only opinion which matters is hers...she kinda buys many things but I better not hear you pressuring her. Am I clear?"

Try giving her some sundresses, tank tops, Tracksuits and "joggies" + hoodies to try on.
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Allowing samefagging if you can make women more salty, and think of more clothes...
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1096948
What about gowns.
As in gowns for fancy parties?
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>>1096957
Not accepting since you did not do all of the samefag requirements.
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Rolled 2 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1096948
"Feel free to spend as much as you want Dear."


Nothing annoys a person more than knowing that they have a limit of some kind that someone else doesn't. It odd to work against women this petty...
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>>1096969
I'd just like to mention
>>1096971
You didn't roll the first time.
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Anons have one more roll.
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Rolled 2 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1096975
Fine I will roll once more.
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>>1096971
>>1096978
At least my votes are consistent...
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2+15=17

Bad Failure!

[red]"Feel free to spend as much as you want dear. But really, imagine if you grew again... How big would your clothes be?"[/red]

"I mean, I don't know..."

You fail to find anything useful, and most of the skirts burst and break with Chrysoula, none fitting.

She seems to be getting annoyed, and in fact is getting a little angry they have nothing in her size.

But of course, she remembers your here and calms down, and you boop her on the nose...

Something tells you that she's getting tired of being unable to find anything in her size, and she feels... Well, a repressed anger at being unable to choose anything smaller. And you yourself are annoyed because all the suits are made from cheap fabrics...

Actions.

>...Just leave and go to the grocery store...
>...Head to another clothing store. Hopefully they having fitting clothes.
>...Try to get Chrysoula to calm down. She's being a bit angry about non-fitting clothes, even if she's doing her best to be calm.
>...You know what? Get some anger out and demand to talk to the manager. (Chrysoula's opinion of you will slightly increase!)
>Write-In
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>>1097003
>...Just leave and go to the grocery store...
We can just get them custom fitted by a top tier tailor. Fuck this pleb shit.
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The two of you leave frustrated and head to a nearby grocery store... It seems rather small, and well, it's sort of adorable in a sense. Werewolf families with kids trying to buy groceries, while their kids run around, or the two flirtatious human couple in the corner... Not to mention two rather obvious college students, a half-dragon and a dwarf carrying a few crates of alcohol to the check out... It just seems... Well, it feels nice.

Roll me a 1d20+6 for the quality of ingredients you get for dinner.
+3 if you can come up with a list and what you'll make with them.
+2 if you can be very lustful towards Chrysoula.
+2 if you can continue to compliment Chrysoula's body.
+1 if you can get your essentials. Such as butter, etc...
+2 if you can be sweet and romantic... And family-like with Chrysoula. You are in a public place after all. (Things like holding hands, etc)
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>>1097051
Fuck my life.

Autosuccess if everything is done.
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>>1097051
Salt
Pepper
Tomato sauce
Mushrooms
Beef(lots)
Lots of pasta
Grated cheese
parsley
(below are the essentials)
Butter
Milk
Cheese
Coffee
Sugar
Cereal

For two pots of spaghetti.
One for herbivores and one for carnivores.

Smack her ass and say.
>I still don't understand why you are so insecure about that. Honestly you can tell your working out is paying off. Firm.

Sure we can hold hands, hug, small kisses and such things.
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You get the essentials, and get some milk...

"Ren? Why are you getting milk?"

[red]"Huh?"[/red]

"I erh... Well... I mean, I don't want to be the person who wants to ruin your day... But I mean..."

Right. She's technically semi-bovine. It's a sensitive thing.

Actions

>Come on. You don't have to drink it.
>Oh, oh... Sorry, I wasn't really thinking.
>...Get the shitty powered milk.
>Are you really sensitive about this?
>...Minotaurs don't make milk. There's no problem here.
>Write-In
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>>1097109
>Come on. You don't have to drink it.
>Please?
re
Not giving up the milk
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>>1097109
>...Minotaurs don't make milk. There's no problem here.
>Come on. You don't have to drink it.
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"Come on Chrysoula. You don't have to drink it."

"I mean, I know..."

"Besides, Minotaurs don't make milk. There's no problem here."

"Only pregnant ones... And I mean, I just feel like it's disgusting... Sorry."

"Chrysoula, please?"

She gives you a kiss on the nose.

"I just... Well, it's reminding me of the time you thought non-pregnant minotaurs made milk and yo-"

"Goddamn it..."

"Sorry, sorry... I mean, it's just wrong to me. Can you use anything else?"

She seems to be trying her best to be sympathetic...

"I mean... Maybe you can just drink water?"

"Please?"

She sighs.

"I mean, if you really want to. I just find it really odd, alright?"

She doesn't seem like she'll hold it against you, but is close to gagging.

Actions

>...Fine, put it back. No milk.
>Try to compromise.
>Come on! Milk is healthy and good for you.
>Kiss her, and tell her that you need milk... And that your sorry about this.
>Just take the milk.
>Write-In
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>>1097216
>Kiss her, and tell her that you need milk... And that your sorry about this.
We can't eat cereal without milk.
Milk is good.
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>>1097216
>Kiss her, and tell her that you need milk... And that your sorry about this.


>>1097223
This, any how it's not like she complains about us eating butter. Which is effectively a refined form of cow's milk.
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You give her a kiss.

"I really do need the milk though... Sorry. I mean, you don't complain about butter, which is basically a refined form of cow's milk."

"Wait, what?"

"Oh."

She seems sick to her stomach.

"I-I need to use the restroom."

She runs down to the nearest restroom, nearly knocking a stand over in her retreat. She seems utterly disgusted, and you continue shopping.

After a bit she comes back, and you continue on... Though Chrysoula does try her best to lead you away from the dairy section, and you see her gag at you getting most of the butter your cart can carry.

After you finish shopping, she seems a bit traumatized, so you decide to find a lotion store...

On the way down, you find a rather interesting spa... Apparently for scales rather than skin. Huh.

You are quite interested, since it has many... Attractive photos in the window of attractive female half-dragons and yuan-ti... Not to mention that it seems to sport care for dry scales, cracked scales... Not to mention smoothing! Oooh! They even have dental flossing and claw sharpening... Oh! Not to mention steam bathes which apparently relaxes scales...

You stare for a few minutes, reading what they take care of... Things your slaves can't really do.

"Ren?"

"Huh?"

"What are you looking at?" Chrysoula seems to have recovered from her shock.

Actions

>Memorize the location. Liz would love this place.
>I wonder if they'll let a minotaur in... You want to come in?
>...I uh, I'll be right back. I'm just going to see what they do...
>...Let's just continue onto that lotion store.
>Write-In
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>>1097291
>Memorize the location. Liz would love this place.
>...Let's just continue onto that lotion store.
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>>1097291
>Write-In
"A spa that specialises in scale rather than skin. An interesting idea and quite viable thanks to my actions but I am curious as to how good it would be...want to come and find out? Maybe they have something for fur?"
>>
Rolling

1=Memorize and continue!
2=Fuck it, spa.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>1097324


>>1097312
Nice to see you still alive anon.
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>>1097338
I needed to restart my computer and regather my tabs and shit. It is an agonising process.
>>
You decide to go to the spa.

[red]"Huh. There's a spa that specialises in scales rather than skin. An interesting idea and quite viable thanks to my actions... But really, I am indeed curious to how good it would be. Want to come and find out? Maybe they have something for fur."

"I mean, sure..."

You go inside to the spa, and a rather attractive half-dragon with white scales waits for you.

"Excuse me, but do you deal with fur as well? I have my wife here... I'm quite curious."

"I'm sorry, but we don't exactly deal with scales... We can give her a basic massage."

"Really? Not even a bath?"

"...Well, she might clog it up, sir. I'm sorry. We aren't specialized to deal with furred humanoids."

Actions

>Try to convince them to give her the more "advanced" messages and a bath...
>Well... Can you wait for me Chrysoula?
>Let's just go to the lotion store.
>...Why don't you try to find a place dedicated to fur? You can shapeshift to a werewolf or minotaur or something.
>Write-In
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Anons?
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>>1097372
>...Why don't you try to find a place dedicated to fur? You can shapeshift to a werewolf or minotaur or something.
I was eating.
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>>1097453
>>...Why don't you try to find a place dedicated to fur? You can shapeshift to a werewolf or minotaur or something.


Sorry I was catching up on another quest.
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>>1097460
How fucking dare you, don't you know there's starving children in America who haven't had their 5th burger yet?

"I'll just find another place, thank you."

You thank her and go off to find a fur spa... Chrysoula however decides to hold your hand while you do this. How nice... You look like an actual couple.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can find one in the upper class part of Stockholm.

+3 if you want to extend your search and time to the middle class part or lower class part.
+2 if you can be lustful towards Chrysoula.
+2 if you can slightly make fun of her for the butter thing, or try to be understanding.
+2 if you can be happy about spending this much time with Chrysoula.

If you want to talk about anything with Chrysoula, go ahead.
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Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1097477
I live in america.


And sure we could check out the middle class areas.
And of course we're happy. This is /comfy/ af we should hum a jaunty tune.
>Chrysoula I get butter makes you uncomfortable considering the whole dairy thing. It's just normal for me. Sorry if it makes you uncomfortable but I enjoy butter.
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Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1097477
I am most certainly not a communist spy. Nope, no Leninist sympathies here nor any Stalinist ideals...


"Okay, I can understand why you are uncomfortable with the whole dairy thing but you must understand it is kinda a staple food for most people? I mean fair enough you don't need to eat it but I must admit your reaction to realising what butter was was...entertaining...

Ah well, it's great to be spending time with you. I mean even if what I am learning about you isn't exactly positive it is still something."


Kiss her god dammit. Be lustful in your love of non-functional-milk-jugs-jane!
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Allowing samefagging if you can continue to be lustful and happy.
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Rolled 5 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1097520
Pull her in for a sidehug to touch her chest somewhat.


Escalate to singing and finger snapping.
>You know today has been pretty nice. Got some things done. And now I get to relax. Don't get to do that too often.
>>
8+12=20

Borderline Success.

"Listen, Okay, I can understand why you are uncomfortable with the whole dairy thing but you must understand it is kinda a staple food for most people? I mean fair enough you don't need to eat it but I must admit your reaction to realizing what butter was was...entertaining..."

"Y-yeah. Sorry. I might of overreacted a bit."

"Really?"

"I mean... You other people do like your dairy products. I just find it to be... It's disgusting to me."

"Ah. Well... I understand. Hey, come on. Why don't we hug?"

You hug her to the side, touching her chest a bit... So soft.

"...I just wanted to say that it's great to be spending time with you. Even if what I am learning isn't exactly positive, it's still something."

You give her a kiss on mouth, and make out.

"Now... You know? Today has been a pretty nice day. Got plenty of things done for once, relaxing... I rarely get to do that."

You begin to hum and finger snap, being quite jolly. You think Chrysoula is finding this downright adorable, as she can help but be in a better mood because of it.

Eventually you find a small spa for fur... You shift to your minotaur form and go inside to relax...

You go in and order a message for you and Chrysoula together, grooming, that sort of thing... They seem to have some difficulty with Chrysoula's size, but the message...

God, you love the message. You didn't actually know how much tension built up in your back, it feels twenty pounds lighter... Your limbs feel more nimble... It's nice.

You rendezvous at the hot bath, and you must admit, Chrysoula looks even better and less stressed out and dirty.

The two of you get into the hot bath, and only two other people seem to be in here... A werewolf couple. Huh.

The spa is extremely relaxing, and your fur looks less dark brown and a nice light brown... Along with Chrysoula's fur. The two of you leave rejuvenated and looking much more happy and relaxed.

You have gained a +1 to Insight and Wisdom for the rest of the week.

+10 Relations with Chrysoula.

The two of you calmly go to a lotion store and begin to shop... You feel relaxed enough where you don't even feel like yelling or intimidating the people who give you and Chrysoula odd looks, in fact, you just feel like giving a nice hug to Chrysoula.

Holy shit, your going soft. Literally. Because your soft.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to shop for lotion.

+3 if you can come up with what lotions, perfumes, etc, each one of your wives would like.
+2 if you can let your soft and relaxed side show to people, and rather than scare them off just be pleasant... Or scare them off and still remain in a good mood.
+2 if you can be do more couple things with Chrysoula, and more attached.
+1 if you can continue to show your good mood.
+1 if you can be a bit lustful towards her.

Feel free to talk to Chrysoula about anything.

Autosuccess if everything is done.
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>>1097590
Liz - A perfume of mint.
Fran - A perfume of vanilla.
Chrys - Some sort of fur softener.

"Good day all. I hope you experience success in your goals and tranquillity in your life."

Hold hands with Chrys.

Smile, hum and say good day to those we pass in the street.

Slap. That. Ass.
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>>1097590
Chrysoula would like lotions that make her fur soft so a moisturizer lotion combo. And perfume would have to be something light that won't be too strong.

Frankizka for lotion would prefer something that keeps her skin smooth and protects her from the sun. Her perfume would preferably be something french. Very french.

Liz needs lotion that's good for her scales and some british type perfume.

Just stick right next to chrysoula. Hugs and chest touching. Because what is personal space. and hold hands I guess.

And we can smile more at people. And wave and wish them good morning.
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So just curious, are anons having a comfy time with Chrysoula?

You get some moisturizers and perfume... And be pleasant and nice to people, wishing them a good afternoon as you hold hand with your wife and hug her quite commonly... And slap her ass, which she gets embarrassed about... But this leads to you making out as you leave the story and waving goodbye...

Man. This is actually quite fun...

"Hey, Ren? Is there anywhere else?"

"Yeah, we were going to the furniture store."

"Oh! Right. Thanks for reminding me."

She gives you a kiss on the cheek and the two of you go down the sidewalk.

After a bit Chrysoula sits on a bench, tired, and you sit next to her.

"Wow... Ren? Today's been a great day."

"It has been indeed. Now, what's next?"

"Well... There's the furniture store... Oh! And that nice lady you helped with the lotion told me about a sort of half-dragon clothing store... Do you think they have clothes that fit me? I even heard they have something called purses..."

You chuckle.

"We could head down there... What time is it anyways?"

"Oh... I think it's two in the afternoon."

Huh. You've been out for five hours with Chrysoula... How nice.

"W-well... I really would like to see that store, but I mean, I think your probably tired of all this shopping, right?"

She seems to be trying to consider you, but it's clear she's having an excellent time with you.

Actions

>Of course not. I'm happy to be with you Chrysoula. In fact, I'm having a great time, and I'm actually relaxed for once.
>...You know, I'm exhausted. We should head home, maybe we can do this later.
>...I think we should head home. I'm a bit tired.
>...You know, let's get you those clothes. I can't wait to see your smile... Besides, a skirt would go lovely with your shirt.
>I think we should go to the furniture store. Maybe when we get home we can put together the furniture together, that would be fun.
>Write-In
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>>1097652
Very comfy. If only we could enjoy this with the other wives. But then arguing would happen.
But all good things must come to an end.
>I think we should go to the furniture store. Maybe when we get home we can put together the furniture together, that would be fun.
>>
"Let's go to the furniture store... We could put the furniture together, that would be fun."

She smiles.

"Yeah, that would be. Lead the way."

She gives you a kiss and you eventually find a furniture store which you both agree to pay 50/50 on.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for shopping.

+3 if you can think what furniture Frankizka's bedroom should have and it's style.
+2 if you can continue to be close to Chrysoula.
+2 if you can be quite lustful to Chrysoula.
+2 if you can also mention how comfy it's been so far.
+3 if you can vent to Chrysoula about some things to relax even more.
+2 if you can also mention the cool cat you found, so to speak. (AKA: Pragius, and how cool he is.)
+1 if you can add a degree of chivalry with Chrysoula.

Autosuccess if you do all that.
>>
Rolled 18 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>>1097693
She needs a dresser with a mirror
A bed
A chair for one. A comfy recliner type chair.
And a lamp. All in a traditional style.

Remember to open doors for her, carry things, and wrap our arm around hers and make out a bit.

>You know it's been very relaxing doing all this. Much better than all the stuff I normally have to deal with. Like I found a feline creature causing trouble and I kid you not it was 60 ft tall and wore armor. Could talk too and acted like a knight but that wasn't so bad because I got him to listen to me. But worst though is that another hole in reality leading to another dimension was found and it's filled with people that might be a fucking pain to deal with. Not to mention that vlad the impaler is back from the dead as a vampire and I still need to deal with him. So in general it's annoying.
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>>1097693
15th century and mostly wooden, for that sense of home.

The hands, never let go of the hands!

...Okay let go of the hands in order to kiss but the prior order stands...

"This has been a great trip. I've learned about you, got some money, picked up some gifts and managed to relax to an amazing degree."

"Hey would you mind if I vented my complaints to you? Great! Well, for starters there is my son who we worked out with who won't do anything besides work even with me pushing him to get a hobby or a girlfriend. Then there is the continued existence of certain extremist elements in my nation that I want to handle but I don't have enough time to, not to mention the problems I am having with my PR...

Seriously at any moment in time my approval will tank with literally everyone but the werewolves, Minotaur and Orcs who think of me as a saint or as a god so it isn't that impressive."

"Oh did I mention what is happening in Germany? Well, was happening? Long story short there was a giant lion in armour and I convinced it to serve me. So you know, that is nice and all."

Hold all the doors, defend all the honours and slap every Frenchman you see.
>>
You get quite a few things, beds, dressers, mirrors... You make sure to have these delivered to your address but you carry out the bed and lamp, and make sure to carry her things and open doors for her...

You even vent to her, and she seems to be genuinely concerned and asks if you need any help... You tell her maybe, and you make out a bit with her.

Finally, you head to the half-dragon clothing store, and Chrysoula begins to poke around while the half-dragon clerk tries to help, and tells you maybe this is the wrong place, etc.

Of course, after this you get to go home with Chrysoula...

Roll me a final 1d20+5 for a final day.

+3 if you can think how to get half-dragon women salty about your waifu. (+2 if you can come up with plenty of ways! As in three!)
+2 if you can think of a way to genuinely show your affection for Chrysoula when you get home.
+2 if you can get a few things for Elizabeth.
+2 if you can also state to Chrysoula how fun this has been with her.
+2 if you can enthrall Chrysoula with tales of your cooking apptitude.
+2 if you can show your soft side to her. (+1 if you can think of excuses why your going so soft on this date.)

Autosuccess if everything is done.
>>
>>1097758
She is married to their literal fucking emperor. There is also the fact we are rich as all hell. Not to forget the fact we have a fan club, chances are some of them are our fans and they are less close to us than Chrys.

Cook her a great meal, just lay with her and talk with her about shit. Bonding man.

Get her a few slaves, she likes slaves.

"I have enjoyed this experience and would like to do it again sometime, which I certainly will until your back has fully healed."

"I have made mutagens that change peoples races, drugs that make people into super-soldiers and so many other things. I think I can make a good meal with my experiences."

"I know I don't usually act like I did today but I have my reasons. I have to seem strong to the world or else no one will fear me, and that is one of the few things that actually keeps me in power.

With you however I don't need to do that. You aren't afraid of me to begin with and are close enough to me that I don't feel like you will ever betray my trust in you that I am showing by not being my public self'; distant, barbaric, bloody yet - I would hope - wise."
>>
>>1097758
Help her in her bra and audibly complain about how small it is. Ask multiple times if there are larger sizes. When they ask her size say it casually. And tell chrysoula to go wild and enjoy herself.

When we get back we should try our hand at smithing something nice for chrysoula.

And we could look for some underwear for liz. iirc she needs more.

We can enthrall her with the time we cooked with our mother. recently in the D&D world.

>I have to say thanks. I haven't really had a mundane time like this in a while. It's a nice change of pace. Every so often it's nice to relax and do something simple.

And give her a nice squeezing hug,
(And it's nice to go soft every once in a while. It's good for stress and chrysoula is nice enough to not judge us for it.)
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You help Chrysoula into her bras, skirts, you name it... You make sure to ask if there's larger sizes, and you tell her size casually... They seem quite shocked and you are quite proud.

"You know, I really did enjoy this experience. I'd love to do it again some time, which I certainly will until your back is fully healed... But really, I've made some great mutagens for people that change their race, drugs that make people into supersoldiers... I bet you I can make some killer food."

"Killer food?"

"I erh... That's just what the youth are saying, right?"

"Wow... You really are relaxed."

"Yeah... I don't usually act like this, but I have my reasons. I have to be strong to the world or else shit gets fucked, and it's nice to have a mundane time once in a while."

You give her a nice hug, unable to squeeze her.

"With you though, I don't need to hide my inner self. You aren't that afraid of me, and are close enough to me that I don't feel like you'll ever betray my trust in you by showing my not public self."

"Ren, you don't have to explain anything to me, ok? I-I understand that you have to scare people... Also, it's sweet that you scare people from looking at me."

"You notice it?"

She rubs one of your horns.

"Well, I mean, it's hard not too... Plus it's sweet. I uh... I never had people really threaten people with dismemberment if they look at me."

"You don't mind?"

"Ren, that's just how you are, and I think it's sweet of you."

She gives you a kiss to the face.

"...Hey uh... Did we ever let Elizabeth and Frankizka out of the basement?"

Oh.

Fuck.

"Let's just forget about them until we set up Frankizka's bedroom and have dinner, ok?"

"Well..."

"Please?"

"Sure... I hope Frankizka is surprised. And thanks for getting me all these clothes and skirts... I hope they look good on me."

"They will, they will... Hey, have I ever told you about the time I cooked with my mom?"

"Oh?"

"Well, it was rather sweet..."

You tell her about the time you cooked with your mother, and she seems a bit emotional.

"That's... That's really sweet Ren. I erh... Why don't we move along?"

"Something wrong?"

"I mean, no..." She says, a bit meekly. She gives you a nice smile.

She does however, let you put your arms around her.

"Well, let's get back home. We have a job to do."

You give her a kiss and begin to head home with plenty of things to carry.

+20 relations with Chrysoula.

You walk through the streets when Chrysoula decides to speak.

"I mean... Ren? You know that to me at least, you'll be the nicest person I ever met?"

"Really?"

"Well... You and Flames. I really can't help but thank you for getting me out of home and into the r-real world."

"Yeah, no problem."

She rests her head on your arm, draped across her left side of her body.

"You know, your mom does sound like a sweet woman. I wish I met her while she was here."

Actions

>She's coming over you know.
>...I love you too.
>Let's get home.
>...Is this about your mom?
>Write-In
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>>1097813
>...I love you too.
>She's coming over you know.

And she has successfully stolen the thunder from liz and frankizka
GG
>>
[red]"I love you too ok? She's coming over though, you know."[/red]

"Really? I mean, your really lucky t-to have a mom."

"Yeah."

The two you of you continue on, getting to the front of the palace.

"Hey, Ren?"

"What?"

"...I just wanted to let you know I really did enjoy going out... Even if you might be faking enjoying it. I mean, we did go shopping."

"I don't hate shopping..."

"I mean... Oh. Well..."

"I do however, hate deparment stores. Now, how does some dinner sound?"

"Really?"

"Sure. Pasta for the two of us."

She gives you a hug.

"...What's pasta?"

Oh good lord above. She's never had pasta.

You take her inside while you begin to make her some dinner. Good old fashioned dinner.

She asks if she can help you at all, but you decline.

+3 if you can add some ingredients you might like and she would like.
+2 if you can find a way to prove that you did indeed love going out with her.
+2 if you can describe pasta to her.
+2 if you can also be sweet and romantic to Chrysoula.
+1 if you can tell her more stories about your mom (+3 if you can go all in on a paragraph or something about stories with your mom!)

Autosuccess if everything is done.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1097844
Add some parsley and mushrooms. Prepare some chicken to add to our plate of pasta when we are done.

>Pasta is basically grain made into long strands of chewy dough then cooked. You add sauce from tomatoes and maybe meat too if you want.


>Not telling us what to roll
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Going to get some sleep anons.

>>1097852
Also, what do you mean she stole the lightning from Frankizka and Elizabeth? How?
I'm curious.
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>>1097859
>Locked them in the basement.
>Proceeds to spend quality romance time with ren.
It was a good display from her.
I like her a bit more now.
iirc have we really spent time doing mundane things like this with liz or frankizka?
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>>1097844
God damn you OP, I am caught between my sense of being nice and not teasing the person with the fucked family with our nice one and actually auto-succeeding this.


We might like some butter on our pasta but I would suggest using either a non-cow milk product to replace it hers like olive oil or something. I don't know I don't cook enough.

See about producing or procuring some sauce, something fairly generic like bolognese sauce.


If we didn't enjoy today, then why are we so relaxed?

"Pasta is an Italian food, primarily composed of wheat refined into various shapes like spirals, strings, shells and so on. It is served after being boiled to make is soft enough to consume and is quite filling and healthy. Though that depends on how one prepares it.

Now, I think a sauce might be wise but I don't want to overwhelm you. So I will produce it separately and then you can add it if you want."

Give her a kiss, a cuddle and a curt nod before getting to work.

"Did I ever tell you about the time my mother took one of my children, took out a huge loan and they started eating famous monuments, art pieces and other such things? How about the time we went raiding together in Korea? We had a great time together."
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Back for a quick update anons.

You give her a kiss and a cuddle, and she kisses and hugs you in return.

"Did I ever tell you about the time my mom took one of my kids, took out a a huge loan, and started eating famous monuments, art pieces and things like that?"

"I mean, no? I remember that happening though."

"Oh, right, right. You were there."

"Also, I really did enjoy today. If I didn't enjoy it, then why am I so relaxed?"

"...Good point."

You make a rather tasty meal, which she seems to like, and your is a bit meaty and chewy... Just how you like it, honestly.

After a bit you finish up dinner, and head upstairs to the attic as your things arrive...

It's a bit... Lonely, with only a single window towards the harbor, and has a small symbol of Sigmar and a crude and old sofa... Not to mention a leak in the roof...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to make it nice anons.

+3 if you can make it aesthetically pleasing to her with what you bought.
+2 if you can be very lewd and forward with Chrysoula.
+2 if you can also think what Frankizka and Elizabeth are probably thinking about Chrysoula, after all she did lock them in the basement and go out on a date with you.
+2 if you can think lustful thoughts about Chrysoula.
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>>1097911
Place the bed as far away from the leak as possible and place the dressers in such a position as to be next to the bed. Onto one of these place the lamp and the mirror onto the other.

Groping and kissing and lewd implications involving a chance to...test the bed...

They are probably pissed, maybe not as much as they are at each other.

Her well-muscled body in the bath.
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Rolled 5 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1097924
Forgot to roll.
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Allowing samefagging if you can be more lustful and think lustful thoughts.

Also, I think I just lied about going to sleep because I feel wide awake.
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Rolled 18 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1097928
Imagine her in the school girl uniform, blushing most innocently...
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18+14=32

Great Success!

You place the bed far away from the leak, and put the dressers next to the bed, placing a lamp and the mirror...

You know... Maybe you should test the bed, so to speak...

Chrysoula finishes screwing in the final nail, and you come up behind her...

"Hey, Chrysoula?"

"Huh?"

You give her a hug... And grope her large, amazing breasts... And she seems to go nervous, sweating a bit.

"R-ren... I erh..."

"Come on... Maybe we can go for a "test ride" so to speak..."

She seems a bit nervous.

"Ren... T-this is Frankzika's room though..."

You grope her breasts harder... They're great, soft and smooth...

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if you can convince her.
+2 if you can be more forward. (+1 if it involves her breasts or hindquarter. Additional +1 if it's both.)
+2 if you can mention how you'll be doing Frankizka a favor...
+1 if you can get her to blush somehow.

Alternatively, you can just choose not to.
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Rolled 11 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1097970
"We could always take this somewhere else if you would prefer...or we could grab Frankizka and get to work having a great time.I know she would enjoy it...

...Maybe I can even find a schoolgirl's uniform or two somewhere..."

Punctuate the pauses by playing with her breasts, end the sentences by slapping her ass and kissing her.
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>>1097999
Why the fuck would Renexizious have a schoolgirl uniform?

11+14=25

Minor Success!

"You know, we could always take this elsewhere... Or we could grab Frankizka and have a great time... I know she'd enjoy it..."

You jiggle her breasts... And she seems to be getting more comfortable... And you end it by slapping her ass and kissing her, and dropping onto the bed... She begins to make out with you as you descend...

Roll me a 1d20+7 to tumble.

+3 if you can use her breasts to get comfortable and have a great time... And also because she secretly likes it. (+1 if you can imply that you know that she likes it.)
+2 if you can think what else she might like.
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>>1098015
For the same reason we have the ability to get silos of popcorn when we got to watch a giant Lion fight the Germans, for plot convenience and comedic effect.
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Rolled 20 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1098015
We have a tongue and two hands, she has a pair of nipples to be teased...mounted on a pair of tits to handle.

"It's good you are so confident in your body, and that you know what you enjoy, for example these!"

A question OP; how sensitive are a Minotaur's horns and how much force could they resist without being painful or breaking? Cause we could be using them for leverage...

Another idea would be to tickle her or to whisper sweet platitudes into her ear.
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>>1098021
You don't have one. Go to Japan and get it.

Well, apparently it gives you a lot of leverage.

A lot.

Critical Success

She greatly, immensely enjoys you playing with her breasts, and you get her in the mood with some rubbing, touching, and general teasing...

She giggles, like she's being tickled, and encourages you to play with them a bit more before you go to pounding... And squeezing her ass, so to speak.

After a long tumble where the bed had failed to hold your weight, the two of you eventually end up cuddling, your hands still on her chest and your head on her shoulder...

You pass out afterwards.

After a few hours you wake up in the morning, and feel her soft breasts in your hand... You rub her horns passionately and you begin to get up from your long tumble... The bed seem crushed, and the mirror and lamp fell...

Great.

Chrysoula also seems to be snoring, and the two of you are cuddling tightly enough where she simply would wake up if you moved... So you decide to just squeeze her breasts for a bit... Just amazing...

Not to mention the room is filthy dirty, and slowly Chrysoula begins to get up...
You give her a kiss and she seems quite embarrased.

"So, have a good time?"

"I mean... Well..."

"Yes, yes you did."

You rub her horn passionately, and give her a kiss right on the breast... She giggles a bit, and you both get up and get dressed...

Chrysoula seems very clingy today, and no doubt extremely happy... You feel happy as well.

You decide to get up to clean the mess..

Roll me a 1d20+5 to clean up the mess that you've caused so Frankizka doesn't notice.

+2 if you can continue to be lewd... (+1 if you can compliment her breasts. +1 if you can mention that you know about her thing with them... +1 if you can then go to "use" them.)
+2 if you can mention that you don't really mind about her "nakedness" that sometimes happens when her clothes don't fit. (+1 if you can imply you enjoy it.)
+2 if you can mention how your a bit disappointed the tumbling didn't go on for a bit longer.

And yes, after this you'll probably go back to tumbling her.
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>>1098062
"Hey cutie, be careful not to rip your clothes because although I don't mind it that much, it is a rather costly way of enjoying the view...worth it sometimes from how embarrassed you get but still...

So, do you have anything you want to do today...or shall we resume earlier activities? I think I learned a few things about you and your fun-bags last night which I would like to give another shot {begin groping}...

A shame we didn't last a little longer...I was getting quite into it..."
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Rolled 6 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1098109
Forgot to roll.
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Allowing samefagging if you can mention how your disappointed for it going for so short... And if you can compliment her breasts a little...
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>>1098113
Sorry man I need to sleep, I have been awake for too long.
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1098062
Just woke up again.
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Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1098113
>It was nice. Kinda sad it didn't last as long as I hoped but nice. And as always they were soft so it was pleasant.
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"Hey, cutie... Be careful not to rip your clothes. I don't mind it too much, but it's a rather costly way of enjoying the view... It's worth it sometimes from how embarrassed you get though..."

"W-wait, what?"

She looks down and she sees that she might if accidentally burst all her clothes off in your fondling/tumbling...

"So do you have anything you want to do today? Well... I think I learned a few things about you and your fun bags last night which I would really like to give another shot...'

You begin to grope her breasts, and she relaxes even more.

"O-Oh..."

"A shame we didn't last a bit longer... It was so soft..."

"I-I mean... We can do it again if you want... I mean, I d-didn't like it..."

"Not even when I groped your breasts?"

She doesn't say anything.

You look around the room and see that you've successfully cleaned it up.

Actions

>...I'm happy you said that. Come on. Let's tumble for a good while...
>Come on. You love this. Don't lie to me.
>...You sure you don't want anyone else?
>...I erh... I'm coming on a bit strong aren't I? I think we shouldn't tumble more, this is Frankizka's room after all...
>Write-In
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>>1099050
>Come on. You love this. Don't lie to me.
>...I erh... I'm coming on a bit strong aren't I? I think we shouldn't tumble more, this is Frankizka's room after all...

Let's not destroy her room.

We should make rooms for chrysoula and frankizka.
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"You know, I think I'm being a bit... Too strong, aren't I? Maybe we shouldn't tumble more."

"O-oh... Alright..."

"But I know that you love this... Don't lie to me."

She seems too embarrassed to actually say anything...

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can get her to admit it.

+3 if you can continue to use her glorious breasts for lustful fun.
+2 if you can mention how cute she is when her clothes rip off and how nice she is when she's naked.
+2 if you can tell her that you promise that you won't tell anyone else.
+2 if you can be sweet and loving to her.
+2 if you can also mention how she shouldn't be embarrassed because she enjoys people playing with her breasts, caressing them, and sleeping on them.

Autosuccess if everything is done.

Also, if this roll is a success Chrysoula will become a bit more open about her feelings to you.

And if you want, you can move to tumbling elsewhere anons.
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>>1099086
Well I want to actually be productive.
Did we even release liz and frankizka?
Plus we still have vlad to deal with and I want to try and amke the skellington scientists into a battle golem skellington.


Squeeze harder jiggle them a bit.
>You look so cute when your struggling to keep your clothes from tearing. And your physique is actually nice. Very fit.

Start patting your head.
>No need to worry. I promise not to tell a soul. After all there's nothing wrong with liking what you like. It's adorable honestly.

Can't wait to level necromancy.
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You squeeze her breasts even harder, and jiggle them...

"You look so cute when you struggle to keep your clothes from tearing... You physique is so nice... Very fit."

You give her a pat on the head...

"No need to worry thought... I promise to not tell a soul. After all, there's nothing wrong with liking what you like. It's adorable honestly."

"I-I mean... Y-yeah... It feels nice to just have someone like them..."

You give her a kiss.

"I should get going... I have some work to do after all."

She gives you a hug and the two of you head back to the lair, where she goes to her closet to continue organizing her clothes and put the new ones in there...

You head down to the basement to free Liz and Frankizka...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how well this goes.

+3 if you can come up with excuses for not seeing them, and that you love them and that you were so worried...
+2 if you can reassure them nothing happened at all with Chrysoula. Nope. (+1 if you can however allude to it.)
+2 if you can be a bit lustful and lewd towards them when you free them.
+2 if you can also promise to make this up to them, etc...
+1 if you can accidentally mention Chrysoula's wonderful breasts.

If you do all this, your wives will not be pissed at you.
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Rolled 18 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1099157

Pull them in close and start making out the second they are free.
>So sorry about not freeing you sooner. I was busy dealing with a vampire cult and not doing anything lewd with chrysoula's wonderful ra- I mean chrysoula. Nothing at all that you know of. And I promise to make it up to you in fact I already brought some gifts. I also got you some furniture frankizka along with some perfume. Got some nice things for you too liz and found a nice spa for draconic creatures.
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You open Frankizka and Elizabeth's "holding cells" and see Frankizka asleep, and Elizabeth working...

You quickly explain the situation to them and give them a kiss and make out with them, and tell them that you found nice things for them...

They seem a bit angry, but are just happy to be free, and you give Liz a slap on the ass like the old times...

Now of course, that's done... So now you need to get ready for your fight with Vlad.

Actions

>Bring Chrysoula. She's powerful and can take a beating.
>Bring Frankizka. She can cast spells and shapeshift to useful forms... Not to mention drain blood.
>Bring Elizabeth. She's another dragon, and is really good at talking.
>Bring Pragius. He's very loyal and no doubt willing to sacrifice himself for you. Also, giant longsword and armor. Plus he's a giant lion.
>Bring Claw. The two of you haven't exactly gone out and done anything, and he's powerful in his own right against minions.
>Wait a minute... Isn't your mom coming over? You could just wait for her to come over and you can go and beat the shit out of Vlad with her... Maybe even get some cookies. Vampire cookies.
>Write-In
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>>1099201
>Bring Chrysoula. She's powerful and can take a beating.
>Bring Frankizka. She can cast spells and shapeshift to useful forms... Not to mention drain blood.
>Bring Pragius. He's very loyal and no doubt willing to sacrifice himself for you. Also, giant longsword and armor. Plus he's a giant lion.
>Bring Claw. The two of you haven't exactly gone out and done anything, and he's powerful in his own right against minions.

Can we do some things with skellingtons to prep for the fight?
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>>1099206
Sure. I'd assume there's a graveyard you can go to for bones.

Keep in mind, the max you can make your skeletons currently is seven story bruisers, or add four new "things" to them. (Basically whatever you can think of besides height.)

Feel free to come up with what to add to them, so long as it's vaguely bone related.
Because I don't have any fucking idea on how to make a skeleton upgrade sheet.
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>>1099226
What about bladed arms?
And giving them four arms instead of two?
And make them more durable of course.

This work?
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>>1099239
Alright. Do you want to increase their size at all?

Keep in mind they'll be unable to hold anything with bladed arms.
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>>1099253
Triple their size.
I want bruiser knight skellingtons.
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Roll me a 1d20+5 to do NECROMANCY.

+2 if you can continue to think of the joys of Chrysoula's rack.
+2 if you can think who does indeed have the better rack, Chrysoula or Elizabeth. (+3 if you can determine who's the better waifu.)
+2 if you can calm the skeletons down. Not like they're going to die or anything.
+2 if you can think what the fuck Julius is doing with necromancy if you can do this.
+1 if you can worry about what the fuck Julius is up to.
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Rolled 4 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1099280
It is a massive soft pillow that is prime for sleeping in.
And as of now chrysoula leads with a bigger bust.
>Better waifu
Pic related.

>Calm down my skellington warriors. It's not like you can die. You will be perfectly fine. As you are skeletons. So you have nothing to fear as you will enjoy a nice long un-life

Julius is probably doing shit with ghosts and wraiths and other hyper advanced shit.

He might be close to becoming a lich lord or some shit.
>Lich half dragon.
>With a massive undead army.
>That grows with each victory.
>And cant be permanently killed.
And this is why necromancers are a pain in the long run.
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Allowing samefagging for more thoughts about Chrysoula.

And if you can continue to fucking worry about Julius.
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Rolled 15 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1099326
Wait if we can make 7 story skellingtons.
>Inb4 Giant 40 story skellington with 6 arms and 3 heads

Also chrysoula is large, soft, and warm.
She's like a giant stuffed animal only alive.
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15+14=29

Great Success

You easily make the skeletons more powerful and a nice seven feet... Hm. Interesting.

You head back, and Claw and Pragius eagerly agree to come with you, but Chrysoula seems unsure about coming, claiming she has work and that she doesn't want to her back.

Actions

>Try to convince her?
>...Offer her a nice warm bath if she comes with you. Just saying.
>Maybe take along Elizabeth?
>Move onto Frankizka.
>Write-in
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>>1099361
>Move onto Frankizka.
Well that's fair if she doesn't want to come.
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You then move onto Frankizka, who seems to happy about having her own room, though she claims the bed feels a "bit wet" and that she's trying to fix it.

Though she does enjoy your offer, she asks if you could go later so she won't burn to death and so her bed's fixed.

Actions

>...Erh, sure. Why not? You can wait a few hours.
>...Try to convince Frankizka to come right now.
>Leave!
>Welp... That leaves Elizabeth. See if she wants to go.
>Write-In
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>>1099381
>...Erh, sure. Why not? You can wait a few hours.
We can get some last minute prep in.
Make enchant clothes with shield runes and read that frostmancy book we have.
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You apply some of Frankizka's clothes with shield runes, and you decide to read that frostomancy book.

Solaire thinks it might be a good idea to have a "date" with Frankizka, since the two of you rarely talk and she's a bit anti-social. Flames claims that it's sweet to see you and Chrysoula get along...

Hm.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to study and learn Frostomancy.

+2 if you can think lustful things about your wives.
+2 if you can think about maybe going on date with Frankizka after you fight Vlad.
+2 if you can make fun of Chrysoula internally. You haven't done so for a while. (+2 if you can make fun of her breast thing, the fact that her clothes ripped, weight, etc... +1 if you can get plenty of insults in, like four or three.)
+1 if you can be internally excited for your mom to come back, and if you can think about things you'll do with her. (+1 if you can remember your human dad and be excited about them coming back.)
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Rolled 13 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1099407
We should take frankizka on a date afterwards.
It'd be nice.

Liz in exercise wear.
Frankizka in swim wear.
Chrysoula in skirts.

And tumbling all three of them at once again.
Because the last time was fun if a long deal.


>Best mom returns
A wonderful time of pastries and good stories comes. Good advice too.
Oh and we have a viking wizard dod coming back as well.
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So anons like Chryosula enough not to make fun of her now? Huh.

13+12=25

Good Success

You think lustfully as you study, and you seem to be learning a spell called Ice Blast... Though it seems a bit hard, and you decide to re-read to make sure you understand it...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to learn Ice Blast.

+2 if you can make fun of Solaire liking yuan-ti, or just list suggestions of what yuan-ti you know that he might like.
+2 if you can think what size Chrysoula and Elizabeth's breasts would be if they expanded again.
+2 if you can give a half-hearted excuse to Khorne about thinking lustful thoughts.
+2 if you can think nice things about Elizabeth.
+1 if you can think how cute it is for Elizabeth to be maternal towards mortals.
+1 if you can be thankful that Elizabeth loves having plenty of children, even children who aren't hers.
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Rolled 3 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1099471
I'm just not feeling it anymore.
>You know solaire there's a catholic yuan-ti I met at a restaurant. Also seems to like charity work.
Liz would get to FF
Chrysoula would literally be GG.

>Eh I'm enjoying quality time with my wives to relax. It's nice after all the bullshit I have to deal with. Especially considering another khorne might be a factor soon. I'm not sure how you work though.
She's maternal and soft and also a good cook.
And her love of children is convenient for all the bastards we make.

And watching her be maternal towards mortals is adorable considering she could crush all of them. It's weird in a nice way.
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Allowing samefagging if you can think nice or lustful things about Elizabeth.

>>1099530
To be honest, I have no idea visibly what a GG is. Since I'm busy, tell me or show me how large it is and I'll throw you a +1
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Rolled 13 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>1099555
Scratch that.
She'd be closer to a Z
Which I think is around pic related size.

Another thing that's nice is she always tries to spend time with the kids.
It's helpful for when we aren't around.
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Jesus.

13+17=30

Great Success

You successfully learn Ice Blast, which causes a blase of ice around you... It's currently non-lethal and all it does is knock people down, but can be upgraded to be more effective. In your dragon form, the shockwave is about a city block.

Solaire seems to be thinking about the catholic Yuan-Ti you tell him about, and you of course come up with an excuse for Khorne not to rage...

After that, Frankizka seems ready to go, and you get ready to leave...

For some reason, Pragius and Claw just don't seem to get along, and keep a distance. Not to mention a slight growl whenever they close.

Ah. Old rivalries between dogs and cats no doubt.

You begin your flight to Romania.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well this goes.

+2 if you can think when you'll go to see that yuan-ti, and if you can think of the pros and cons to having a conservative religious yuan-ti waifu.
+1 if you can think of the adorable things a yuan-ti could get up to in your home.
+2 if you can think of where to stop for your date with Frankizka.
+2 if you can get Pragius and Claw to stop disliking each other.
+2 if you can think about cute things your wives probably get up to when your not around.
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Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1099720
Extreme I know


Let's take that boat. Make food vampires can eat. Grab some bloodwine and enjoy ourselves on a boat. And do lewd shit.

We can go in maybe a couple weeks when our schedule clears up a bit.
>Pros
Not a short kobold so no midget jokes.
Is cute.
Good cook.
>Cons
Religious
Conservative
Will be hard to woo.

>Pragius are you not loyal to me? Then cease this meaningless bickering it irks me and claw is a friend of mine. Claw if you shut the fuck up I will show you something you'll like when we get back.
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>>1099762
>implying religious and conservative to be cons

Do you even MAGA?

18+10=28

Great Success!

You think about taking a boat with Frankizka, making some food, that sort of thing. That seems nice.

You also get Pragius and Claw to shut the fuck up.

After a bit of flying over Hungary, you see the German army's camp... Hm.

You fly past them and begin to fly into Romania, towards the capital...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if your detected or not.

+2 if you can think what the news will think once they hear your teaming up with not just a giant wolf, but a giant lion.
+2 if you can think lustful thoughts about the yuan-ti.
+1 if you can think how delicious her cooking was.
+1 if you can also think how you'll get past the conservative catholic part of her.
+2 if you can also think what a date with the yuan-ti might go like.
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>>1099822
fuck, wrong image. Choose the image next to the best image.
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Rolled 13 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1099822
The news will ask if a giant bird will come next.
This makes me wonder
>Behemoth phoenix waifu wen?

We could think about what sex with one would be like.
And it was pretty good. They know how to properly cook meat.

The date would involve lots of spicy food a visit to a church and a good movie.

Shame she doesn't worship us or the superior roman pantheon.
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Allowing for a higher success from a borderline success if you want to samefag and think further about the date and how you'll get past her conservative catholic part of her.
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Rolled 16 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1099865
We could either
A:Convert her
Or
B:Make her less conservative and ergo tolerant of us.

We would take a nice afternoon stroll through the city after she gets off work. We could then visit the spa for scaled folk.

It'll end with us taking her home and rolls willing tumbling.
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16+12=28

Great Success!

You fly to Bucharest, and fly over head above the clouds...

The city seems quite old, and seems to be very militarized, with barbed wire, machine gun positions, that sort of thing... And a notable smell of the undead...

Hm.

There still seems to be some civilians in the city, evident by the lights on in homes, and a few citizens walk the streets....

What do anons?

>Attack Bucharest in your dragon from along with Pragius and Claw. (Lowers opinions with Germans and Romanians, and your international infamy will go up.)
>Land and shapeshift... Maybe you can fight your way through or convince the guards to let you past.
>...You bet the mortals aren't really too happy being ruled by the undead. Maybe you can visit a few major places and try to get a revolution going... (Increase relations with Romanians.)
>What's the best way to beat the undead? Have your own undead army. Find a nearby graveyard and get Frankizka to raise the dead...
>Write-In
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>>1099921
>...You bet the mortals aren't really too happy being ruled by the undead. Maybe you can visit a few major places and try to get a revolution going... (Increase relations with Romanians.)
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You decide to cause a revolution...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well this goes.

+2 if you can shift to a intimidating form or a human form.
+3 if you can give them reason to revolt against their vampire overlords!
+2 if you can be lustful towards Frankizka!
+1 if you can tell Frankizka that she's fine for a vampire and won't get lynched by an angry mob.
+3 if Pragius and Claw can help either by intimidating or being convincing, or reassuring them that they'll have extra muscle...
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Rolled 5 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1099971
Goliath form.
>You should revolt because your situation will only get worse as time goes on. Soon you will be nothing but cattle to them as their hunger grows and their mercy diminishes. Is that the future you desire to choose? As nothing but livestock.

Grope frankizka's ass.
>Don't worry honey you have a dragon right next to you. And there's no chance they'd lynch the nicest vampire I know.

Pragius and claw can tell them they'll also have the help of a giant lion and wolf. At that point they can't lose.
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Allowing samefagging if you can be a bit lustful and nice towards Frankizak and reassure her. And tell the people more reasons to revolt.
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>>1100003
>Also they'll probably spread their gift more and turn you all into basically peasants. And soon they will be draining people to left regularly. This has the potential to cause suffering worldwide.


give her kiss and say.
>I wouldn't bring you here if I didn't think you'd survive. How else am I gonna take you out later.
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>1100059
forgot muh roll
>>
Rolled 10 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1100059
>>1100067
Sorry my head isn't in the right place.
>>
Rolled 8 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1100003
We could princess carry her and start talking about the date we have planned.
feel her chest a bit and allude to the fact that maybe tumbling happens afterwards.
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10+16=26

Minor Failure!

You shift to your Goliath form on landing, and walk towards a bar...

"You should revolt because your situation will only get worse as time goes on. Soon you will be nothing but cattle to them as their hunger grows and their mercy diminishes. Is that the future you desire to choose? As nothing but livestock! Also they'll probably spread their gift more and turn you all into basically peasants. And soon they will be draining people to left regularly. This has the potential to cause suffering worldwide..."

Pragius and Claw shapeshift, and none of the Romanians really seem to want to revolt... If anything, they seem to be more scared of Claw and Pragius!

You give Frankizka a nice grope on her ass...

"Don't worry honey, you have a dragon right next to you. And there's no chance they'd lynch the nicest vampire I know. And I wouldn't take you out if I didn't think you wouldn't survive..."

The people seem to be not really wanting to revolt... But Frankizka seems to enjoy your advances.

Actions

>INTIMIDATE them into revolting. That should be much, much easier...
>...Convince them further?
>Try to convince the Romanians that Claw and Pragius won't do anything to them and that they're friendly.
>...Make out lustfully with Frankizka.
>Write-In
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>>1100172
>...Make out lustfully with Frankizka.
>Write-In
Point out if either claw or pragius wanted to fuck them up they'd have already done it. and if they don't help they risk an army coming here and this place turning into a warzone.
>>
You do the one thing that comes to you naturally... Making out lustfully with Frankizka.

After that's done, you turn back to the people and begin to point out that if they wanted to fuck them up... They've would of done it. Not to mention the army coming here and turning their homes into rubble...

You aren't sure that they're paying attention and are still more concerned about the monsters looking into their bar... Which one man affectionately yells "Monster!"

How nice.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if they can see the logic in your words.

+3 if you can go on an angry rant about them calling your best friends (If you consider Pragius.) monsters. (+2 if you it's nearly a paragraph long rant.)
+2 if you can further tell them what EVIL vampires do.
+1 if you can give Frankizka some nice PR and tell them what nice vampires do.
+1 if you can also be lustful towards Frankizka. and caring.
>>
Rolled 18 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1102007
>Are you seriously doing this right now? Are you seriously doing the stereotypical paranoid peasant bit? Ignoring the fact we flew all the way fucking here to save your asses? Now you call my friends monsters when in all honesty we could have left you all to suffer or better yet roll in here full power and razed everything to the ground? Honestly I cam here to help you stop the evil rebellious vampires starting cults to turn you all into fucking cattle. The ones that will more or less enslave you all and spread their disease to others and plunge humanity into more or less a life of slavery and mind control and you don't even want to fight them. I don't even hate vampires because I've met good ones. In fact I traveled around helping people out with her. She even saved my daughter. But these guys are just evil. The worst kind too.

Kiss the vampire and hug her protectively.
Fucking wimp mortals.
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>>1102155
re I forgot.
It's 14 not 12.

I got distracted
Because I felt like googling vampire the masquerade
>>
18+14=32

Amazing Success!

"Are you seriously doing this right now? Are you seriously doing the stereotypical paranoid peasant bit? Ignoring the fact we flew all the way fucking here to save your asses? Now you call my friends monsters when in all honesty we could have left you all to suffer or better yet roll in here full power and razed everything to the ground? Honestly I cam here to help you stop the evil rebellious vampires starting cults to turn you all into fucking cattle. The ones that will more or less enslave you all and spread their disease to others and plunge humanity into more or less a life of slavery and mind control and you don't even want to fight them. I don't even hate vampires because I've met good ones. In fact I traveled around helping people out with her. She even saved my daughter. But these guys are just evil. The worst kind too!"

You give Frankizka a kiss and a protective hug.

The peasants seem unsure now about their loyalties.

"Well, They ain't as bad as the Germans... Ain't done nothin' too bad, and we ain't sure about following some monsters..." One man mutters... There seems to be some agreement.

Though you are getting there to convincing them. Your friends seem like they want to help.

Roll me a 1d20+7 (+2 from Claw and Pragius deciding to help.

+3 if Pragius can APPEAL TO THEIR SENSE OF HONOR AND RIGHTEOUSNESS.
+2 if Claw can awkwardly talk about why maybe they should revolt.
+3 if you can internally think about how mortals are pissing you off, and give a valid reason why your friends are not fucking monsters. (+2 if you can defend your friends in a paragraph.
+2 if you can be protective of your wife.

Autosuccess if everything is done.
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>>1102225
As pragius
>What kind of fool are you to willingly serve those with no honor, morals, or kindness in their heart. Do you honestly think them to have your best interests at heart or even to care for you? More likely they see you as nothing but prey and laborers. You would make your loyalties with these foul creatures? And I do not mean vampires. I mean leaders with no love of their people. My liege came here seeking to aid you. He knows the danger and seeks to bring aid and you are foolish enough to turn him away? Shameful.

As claw

>Just uhh gonna say that siding with the villains never works well. They seems to do good at first and then it just gets worse and worse. Always goes bad.
Firstly both of our friends are not monsters. More or less they are harmless or nice. Pragius is a lawul good character so he can't be evil or a monster. That goes against lawful good. Claw is just a socially awkward giant wolf and I haven't seen a socially crippled villain yet. Also they agreed to come help of their own volition and what kind of monster does that. Honestly it's just mortals being superstitious for no reason.

Get frankizka behind use away from the superstitious mortals. Make sure her shield runes are working too considering we have detect magic that should be possible.
>>
"What kind of fool are you to willingly serve those with no honor, morals, or kindness in their heart. Do you honestly think them to have your best interests at heart or even to care for you? More likely they see you as nothing but prey and laborers. You would make your loyalties with these foul creatures? And I do not mean vampires. I mean leaders with no love of their people. My liege came here seeking to aid you. He knows the danger and seeks to bring aid and you are foolish enough to turn him away? Shameful..." Pragius growls.

"Just uhh gonna say that siding with the villains never works well. They seems to do good at first and then it just gets worse and worse. Always goes bad. Yeah."

You internally rant, and slowly draw Frankizka away from the mortals, who are very close to beign convinced to side with you. It should just be one more argument in the right direction...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to convince them further.

+2 if you can give further reasons.
+2 if you can also continue to be lustful to Frankizka and be nice to her.
+2 if you can also point out to the peasants why they aren't monsters, and why they're your friends.
+1 if you can get a bit angry at them calling your friends monsters.
>>
Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1102539
>Firstly never call my friends monsters. I'd sooner kick the shoot out of you than they would. They're cool guys. I play board games with claw occasionally.

>Also their leader is vlad the impaler. Are you honestly going to say choosing him as a leader is a good idea?

Begin grabbing her chest and ask her if she has any preferences for food.
Gotta know what to prepare.
>>
"Firstly, never call my friends monsters. I'd sooner kick the shit out of you and faster then my friends. They're cool guys! I even play board games with them... Plus their leader is Vlad the Impaler. Are you honestly going to say that choosing him as a leader is a good idea?"

You grab Frankizka's chest and ask her if she has any preference for food... She longingly thinks of meat and bread, and tells you she hasn't had it for nearly sixty years. Huh.

The peasants seem willing to rebel, so you advise them against the enemy...

They tell you that there's a few major areas where the vampires are... The palace, a plaza where most of the undead army is, a few armories around the city, and of course plenty of anti-air batteries, SAM sites, anti-tank... And a few tank armories... That sort of thing.

Roll me a 1d20+2 for how effective these peasants will be.

+2 if you can come up with plan for the peasants.
+2 if you can come up with a plan for Pragrius.
+2 if you can come up with a plan for yourself.
+2 if you can come up with a plan for Frankizka.
+2 if you can come up with a plan for Claw.
+2 if you can give some encouragement to your friends.
>>
Rolled 3 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1102792

>So guys we are extremely uncommon and very capable individuals. An A team if I had to give us a name. So let's go out and kick some ass.

The plan is basically claw helps arm the peasants covertly then go to take the tank armories and anti tank as well. Pragius makes a distraction to give us room. We take frankizka and the skellingtons and work to take their undead army. Then afterwards we move to take out the palace.


Does this work?
I'm mostly restricting peasants to a support roll.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can think lustful thoughts and give some more encouragement.
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Rolled 1 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1103000
Think about how if everything goes well we get to tumble frankizka on a boat. We just need to kill vlad.

>If I didn't consider you guys among the elite I wouldn't have brought you here. I consider all of you an asset and an important member of this A team.
>>
Critical Failure!

Use barbaric? (4 hours left until cuckolding)

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1103051

>Yes!
I don't want a red shirt army.
>>
Roll me a 1d20

+3 if you can intimidate the peasants and what would happen if they failed you.
+2 if you can think lustfully but barbarically.
+2 if you can come up with a barbaric plan.
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1103190
>If you fail trust me when I say you'll be fucked on both sides. Either from the vampires or from me. So yea eternal enslavement or a dragon. So win.

Think about just bedding frankizka immediately after we kill these rebel vampires or while we're doing it. Either works.

>Barbarian plan
First we yell and rush the armory.
Then we yell and rush the plaza.
Then we yell and rush the palace.

100% foolproof.
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>>1103251
I guess the peasants were secretly khornish berserkers.
>>
Well, I'm going to update this tommorow.
>>
Update for tommorow.

Critical Success!

"Now, if you all fail me, trust me when I say you'll be fucked on both sides. Either from the vampires or from me. So yeah, eternal enslavement or a dragon. I recommend winning. Now, you'll rush the armory. Then the plaza. Then the palace."

"Wait, that's the pla-"

"Of course it is, now go out there and fucking fight you dipshits."

Pragius gives a rather COURAGEOUS roar, which you think scares them into rushing out grabbing whatever they can.

"...Why are they running? I merely had a belch from high tea!"

"Erh.... Well, that works.

You wait a few minutes and after a bit hear fighting outside and you see that it seems to be a sort of massive bar fight... And a rather interesting one. Many skeletons and zombies seem to not really be fighting the rebels, who are bashing against them with whatever they can find, and seem to be winning, crashing up against the skeletons and zombies outside, a mere fifty of them...

The undead don't seem too scared and don't even seem to be using deadly force.

"Sir? When do we charge?" Pragius says.

"Soon, soon."

"...Is there any policies on looting at all?" Claw says.

"Marauding? At a time like this?" Pragius says.

"Well... I mean... I kinda heard that a new Warhammer book came out... Not to mention I heard that it brought a new faction with awesome guns."

"...What is this "Warhammer?"

"Alright, so here's the plan..."

Right now there are only seventy rebels, who are furiously clashing against the skeletons...

Of course, there's a few things you need to do first.

First of all, you could send someone up ahead to get into position at the Armory to lessen resistance from the defenders.
Second of all, Frankizka needs to get to a graveyard so you can get some undead assistance.
Third of all, someone could take the sewer to sneak to either the Palace or Plaza for a surprise attack...
Or fourth of all, someone could lead the rebels. Someone good at leadership.
And finally, someone could be above (Only you however) to provide assistance to whoever needs it.

Alternatively, you could just send everyone on a rampage through the city... Or just send someone to spread chaos and confuse the defenders.

Pragius is great at leadership and fighting.
You can fly, and your pretty good at everything.
Claw is great at sneaking and non-lethal, but is bad at talking...
Frankizka can cast spells and raise the undead, not to mention be very sneaky, and can dominate people... But is rather weak in melee.

Actions

>Send someone to go through the sewers!
>Send someone to get Frankizka to the sewers!
>Send someone to lead the rebels so they can have direction and won't get genocided en masse! (Essential!)
>Shapeshift out of your goliath form?
>Shift to your dragon form to fly around!
>Send someone to the Plaza ahead of time!
>Send someone to spread chaos?
>Write-In

Keep in mind the guy who's leading will be attracting rebels as he goes, so it should be someone with good Charisma.
>>
Also, on the limited character sheet Pragius is now on it.

Also, Pragius is capable of spellcasting and has a few spells.
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>>1104124
Astra; blade+armor....Yeah fighting him could have hurt.
>Send someone to lead the rebels so they can have direction and won't get genocided en masse! (Essential!)
Pragius

Send claw to take the armory.

Frankizka should head to the graveyard and march on the plaza.

And can we burrow into the palace?
If not just walk in there to fuck them up and cause more chaos.
>>
Burrowing to the palace might damage the city in your dragon form, and a smaller form would take a lot of time, up to two or three hours.
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>>1105136
Okay then let's fly overhead and make sure everything goes according to plan.
>>
You decide to fly overhead to make sure everything goes according to plan.

Pragius of course goes to dispatch the guards attacking the rebels, while Claw sneaks ahead to take the armory, and you decide to fly Frankizka to the graveyard and patrol overhead...

You are temporarily Pragius, serving your NOBLE LIEGE!
And of course, there's some fiendish living dead blocking your way! A mere fifty.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to deal with the skeletons!

+3 If you can come up with a way to attack the skeletons!
+2 if you can inspire courage to your allies with some noble words!
+2 if you can intimidate the skeletons and zombies! They shall know fear!
+1 if you can mutter an apology for your rather untimely belch earlier!
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1105167
Get that blessed armor+longsword out and do a noble roar.
>For the ones we honor, love, trust, or care for. Let us drive back these foul undead with the strength in our arms and the righteous fury in our hearts.
then charge.
>>
Allowing Samefagging if you can describe how you'll attack, and just reminding you that intimidating the skeletons and apologizing about the incident earlier give you some bonus points.
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Rolled 16 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1105209
Smash the shit out of the skeletons.

"These vampires are so weak that they don't dare take to the field! What craven braggarts they must be!

I have fought deadlier foes in my sleep than stand before me today! Come one and all undead I shall turn you back like the sun does the night!"
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1105209
How big is our hybrid form?
Let's shift into that if we can.

And do a wedge formation when we charge.


Before we roar say.
>Apologies for the poor showing earlier involving that little belch of mine. Please give me a second chance to show you a true roar!

>Skeletons prepare as I turn you to bonemeal. You shall not survive my Glorious strength and virtue!
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>>1105253
I'd say about fifteen feet large. So quite large compared to a human.

You summon your astral weapons and armor, and let out a fierce roar! A MUCH better roar than your pathetic belch!

"Apologies for the poor showing earlier involving that little belch of mine! That was my second chance to show you A TRUE ROAR!" You add a second roar to it, which encourages the rebels to fight harder, and you lift your sword and charge, preparing to swing it at the skeletons and undead!

"Skeletons! Prepare as I turn you to bonemeal! You shall not survive my glorious strength and noble virtue!"

You slam your blade down, smashing a few skeletons to bits, and you stomp with your left foot, squishing a few unfortunate zombies.

"These vampires are so weak that they don't even dare take to the field! What craven braggarts they must be!"

You bring your sword in a arc, slashing through most of the undead, and setting a few unlucky ones on fire. Truly, having a blessed sword is great!

Most of the undead seem to be dead and destroyed, and the rest get overrun by the rebels.

"I have fought deadlier foes in my sleep than stand before me today! Come one and all undead! I Shall turn you back like the sun does the night!"

You let out a quick boisterious laugh, and you begin to march to the armory...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can gather more supporters!

+3 if you can tell them about the TYRANNY that vampires can do, their blasphemous ways, and their evil nature!
+2 if you can promote YOUR noble liege!
+2 if you can get the rebels under your command in a formation and show off to the commoners! (+1 if you can be in a utmost perfect pose to show off your noble virtue and honor!)
+2 if you can add some knightly words about protecting the rebels from harm!
+1 if you can point out the benefits of having a giant lion knight protecting the rebels.
>>
Rolled 20 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1105329
Wedge formation is perfect for this actually.
Stick our sword in the ground with both hands on the hilt
>Come friends! Join this noble cause! Stop these cruel vampires. That set themselves up as gods yet do nothing but feed off of the innocent. Harming the unwilling, and bringing suffering to those merely for their own benefit with no consideration of justice, fairness, and no honor. Why serve them? I know who I serve. Renexizous, the one who came here to aid you all and end their reign. To save you all at no cost to you. And now I come to lead you, guide and protect you, which is befitting the strength of a great lion such as I! So come and let us show them what we are made of!
>>
>>1105329
Oh yeah I wanted to point out. Our wisdom is 6 I think not 4.
>>
Critical Amazing Sucess!

You stick your sword in the ground, with both hands on the hilt, as the few rebels following you seem to be in a wedge formation!

"Come friends! Join this noble cause! Stop these cruel vampires. That set themselves up as gods yet do nothing but feed off of the innocent. Harming the unwilling, and bringing suffering to those merely for their own benefit with no consideration of justice, fairness, and no honor. Why serve them? I know who I serve. Renexizous, the one who came here to aid you all and end their reign. To save you all at no cost to you. And now I come to lead you, guide and protect you, which is befitting the strength of a great lion such as I! So come and let us show them what we are made of!" You add in a mighty roar at the end!

With that, many people hear your rallying cry and give a cheer, arming themselves with rudimentary weapons! After a minute, you have nearly a thousand! No, two thousand following you! Wait... Five thousand!

You begin a mighty march to the armory, with your footsteps stomping and echoing through the city streets...

You are now Claw, and you are sneaking to the armory to arm the rebels!

Oh... And uh, do some looting if you have time.

Of course, as you look out into the street, there seems to be a few skeletons patrolling and a few human guards watching the street ontop of a roof... You could probably jump up there, but people might notice the giant gelatinious wolf...

You give yourself a prick with one of your claws. It's weird being rubbery still. Why did it have to be you anyways? The servants always complain you leave a mess wherever you go, and it just doesn't feel right not sleeping in your wolf form...

Not to mention you tend to get your stuff covered in... Well, your slime. Like your models...

You let out a sigh and think... How are you going to get to the armory before Pragius probably tries to steal all the glory?

Roll me a 1d20+9 (-1 from difficulty) to be sneaky.

+3 if you can come up with a way to get rid of the skeletons patrolling the street and the guards on the roof.
+2 if you can try to be positive and look for the benefits in being gelatinous.
+1 if you can try to not dislike Praigus and try to think positive thoughts about him. (+1 if you can internally praise Renexizious. Mostly because he's your best friend.)

Autosuccess if everything is done.
>>
Rolled 14 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1105474
>5 thousand men
This is going well

Use vacuum breath to suck them all up.

And since we're gelatinous bullets and such aren't as lethal plus we can fit into small spaces better.

Also Pragius seems to be a good guy. And he's a good leader. Ren wouldn't choose him without good reason because Ren is good at picking decent friends.
>>
>>1105506
Anon, since the humans are on roofs and I assume are slightly out of range of your vacuum breath, I might just ask you to roll again on the next roll to see if you can suck them up.
>>
>>1105519
Then spit slime balls at them
>>
14+15=29

Great Success!

You spit slime balls at them, as fast as you can... Most of the guards get knocked down or stuck to something, and the skeletons and zombies you use your vacuum breath on. With all the guards on the street disposed, you sneak through the city alleyways, and eventually find yourself at what seems to be the armory...

There's a few guards patrolling outside, not to mention three tank destroyers and an alarm... You also notice a few snipers on the rooftops, and what you assume to be a few howitizers in the distance... A direct attack here might be a really bad idea. There's also a few machine gun positions facing the streets...
Hm.

Actions

>Rush head on!
>Look around for alternatively entrances!
>...Erh... Try to sneak around and head to the howitizers first?
>Double back and tell Pragius about the situation!
>...Rush a machine gun nest, if your fast enough you can disable it without alerting anyone, and from there attempt to sneak in.
>Write-In

Renexizious will be back in seven turns from the graveyard.
>>
>>1105577
>Snipers
Fucking snipers.

>...Rush a machine gun nest, if your fast enough you can disable it without alerting anyone, and from there attempt to sneak in.
>>
>>1105589
You sure you want to rush a machine gun nest head on? There's other ways to sneak in.
>>
>>1105594
>Look around for alternatively entrances!
I forgot that you love to put trap options and bait occasionally.

Though it's a known fact bad guys have terrible accuracy.
>>
You decide to look around for alternative entrances!

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can find any!
>>
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1105618
>>
Allowing samefagging.
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1105629
>>
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1105629
>>
15+5=20

Great Success!

You notice two things... You notice a sewer grate leading near one of the bunkers, and potentially inside... The second seems to be a... Well, a very large lorry, apparently refueling and preparing to deposit whatever it's carrying at the armory.
You could sneak into the back of it and get into the armory that way... Or go through the sewer grate.

Huh. Being gelatinious is good for stealth after all.

Actions

>Rush head on!
>Sneak into the back of the lorry! You'll get in past the machine guns easily! Though if someone does check the back, that might be a problem.
>Sneak into the sewer grate and to one of the machine guns! Maybe even inside! Though it will be a tight squeeze, and you have no idea where you'll come out... And of course they might of booby trapped it or something.
>...Erh... Try to sneak around and head to the howitizers first?
>Double back and tell Pragius about the situation!
>...Rush a machine gun nest, if your fast enough you can disable it without alerting anyone, and from there attempt to sneak in.
>Write-In
>>
>>1105670
>Sneak into the back of the lorry! You'll get in past the machine guns easily! Though if someone does check the back, that might be a problem.
>>
You decide to sneak into the back of the lorry...

You carefully sneak around to the back of the refueling station, and see that the lorry's back isn't really open... Hm. Though there is a crack of it open...

You carefully sneak up to the back of it, and notice that it seems to be carrying plenty of boxes... Enough to prevent you from getting comfortable.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can squeeze in.

+3 if you want to either absorb the boxes, somehow get them out of there, or try to squeeze into them somehow.
+3 if you can figure out a way to keep your weight from getting the lorry to be weighed down.
+3 if you can deal with the skeletons and zombies that you vaccumed breathed earlier.

Autosuccess if all of this is done.
>>
>>1105719
We could jettison some of our slime mass so we lose weight.
Absorb the boxes and make some of the slimeballs we jettison the portions with skellingtons and zombies in them.

Does that work?
>>
The skeletons and zombies might alert people since they're probably going to be obviously stuck and making noise.
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>>1105754
How long would it take to digest them?
What about doubling back and sliming them into the sewers?
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>>1105760
I'd assume it would take a minute or two anon to digest, but if you want you can just put them in the sewer.
>>
>>1105768
Then just drop them in the obviously trapped sewers.
>>
You drop the zombies and skeletons in the sewer, and rush back to begin to get into the lorry... You make sure to deposit plenty of your slimey mass into the sewer as well, though it kind of blocks it up. Oh well.

You squeeze in, and absorb the boxes... It uh, might be a bit hard to get out. But tasty. Well, if you like the taste of iron and bullets that is.

You patienately wait... But absorbing those boxes did make you absorb a bit of air... Not to mention the ride is a bit bumpy, sending those boxes inside you up and down...
You feel a bit of a burp coming on. Great.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to try and avoid attention.

+3 if you can muffle the burp.
+2 if you can try to make this ride more comfortable.
+2 if you can internally complain of this guy's driving.
+2 if you can threaten the driver to drive better. Or else.
>>
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1105827
The guy is driving like a drunk man through a warzone with a broken steering wheel. We could probably do better.

Could we muffle the burp by burping into one of our slimey claws?
Or perhaps releasing the air slowly?
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can try to make the ride more comfortable or threaten the driver.
>>
Rolled 13 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1105876
Start growling every time he bumps or shakes the car.
>>
13+11=24

Borderline Success!

You let loose a burp through your claws, and every time the driver bumps the lorry, you growl loudly...

Of course, the lorry comes to a stop, and you head footsteps coming to the back.
Shit. You think he probably thinks something's wrong... The good news is that he isn't suspicious enough where he's getting any guards to investigate, since you don't hear any...

You hear him struggle and complain about some slime or something leaking outside, and he begins to pull the lorry's back door up, your weight keeping it from ascending, since your taking up the entire mass from the inside, and from his complaints, a little more on the outside... But eventually he manages to loosen it and it begins to go up...

Hm.

What do anons?

>Vaccum breath him. You don't need a driver, in fact you could probably just drive it yourself! Well, maybe.
>...Intimdiate him into seeing nothing wrong and continuing his drive.
>...Try to blend in? Try to get the crates to the front of the truck so it looks like something just fell or something.
>Write-In for other ideas on dissauding him from looking or investigating.
>>
>>1105967
>...Try to blend in? Try to get the crates to the front of the truck so it looks like something just fell or something.
Become the box
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You decide to try and become one with the box.

Roll me a 1d20+6 anons.

+3 if you can literally become one with the box by trying to hide via absorbing all the boxes's contents.
+3 if you can attempt to find a way to keep the boxes still and not moving.
+2 if you can intimidate him into not investigating further.
+2 if you can think of a way to hide your mass.
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>>1106018
Autosuccess if you can do all of it by the way.
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>>1106018
Begin moving and stacking the boxes into an orderly fashion.
And also absorb the contents of the boxes.
Maybe hide our mass in said empty boxes.

Could we bang against the wall to rustle his jimmies?
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Eh. Think of something more intimidating.
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>>1106060
Start banging the wall.
growl.
Then start banging the wall more.
Growl louder as we do.
Then begin trying to rock the lorry.

Then start barking like a rabid dog.

This good enough?
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Yep.

You begin to move and stack the boxes quickly in a orderly fashion, and absorb the contents of them, hiding much of your mass in them... You make sure to shuffle and bang against the wall, with a gutteral growl and begin to bang the wall even more, growling even louder and rocking the lorry with your great weight... You then bark extremely loudly, and the guy quickly closes it and decides it's out of his pay grade. He begins to drive the truck very quickly, and very bumply... Which means you don't exactly have the best time.

Of course, eventually the truck comes to a stop, and you peak out of the truck to see that your inside the armory... The driver goes up to one of the guards however, and mentions that there's something "weird in there".

Great.

Two of the guards begin to go forward to investigate the truck...

Actions

>Stay hidden! Maybe they might think everything's normal?
>...When they get to the truck and open it, absorb them. That would terrify the driver and he'd probably realize snitching on you is a really bad idea.
>...Break out of the truck! Your inside and stealth is no longer needed!
>Intimdiate them! Hopefully they won't investigate.
>...You have an idea. Try to slip out through the crack to the side of the truck that no one's watching. Stealthy as fuck.
>Write-In
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>>1106089
>...When they get to the truck and open it, absorb them. That would terrify the driver and he'd probably realize snitching on you is a really bad idea.
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You wait for the two guards to get to the truck...

Roll me a 1d20+8 for agility absorbtion.

+3 if you can decide what to do to the two guards upon absorbtion.
+2 if you can intimidate/or casually say hi to the driver. Or if you want, you can also absorb him for his shit driving skills.
+1 if you can make a pun. (+1 if it's a really bad pun.)

Autosucess if everything is done.
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>>1106109
Just keep them in there. If they have weapons absorb them.
Absorb the driver for his lack of skill
>You're all going for a ride and this slime I'm the one driving!
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You lurch forth, absorbing the two guards, keeping them in your gelatinious mass. You make sure to make plenty of noise, banging, and suddenly stop...

The driver curiously and terrified looks in... And your claw lurches out and absorbs him also.
Three rather terrified humans are stuck in you, and you break the door of the lorry and get out. You absorb the crates completely, and you have three things to do to help Pragius...

Actions (You can get two of these done before Pragius arrives!)

>...Look into absorbing as many crates as possible, and trying to sneak them out. This will arm the rebels if you can get them out undamaged, and stealthily..
>Look into dealing with the defenders, which should be rather easy since your inside of their base. They won't expect someone to attack them from in there.
>Look into breaking into the tanks, and taking care of their occupants... Though it might take a bit. The resistance will be armed with tanks.
>Try to spread misinformation through a radio! This might confuse the vampires.

>>1106122
I'm assuming non-lethally have him stuck in you? Not digested?
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>>1106177
Yep.
>Look into breaking into the tanks, and taking care of their occupants... Though it might take a bit. The resistance will be armed with tanks.

>...Look into absorbing as many crates as possible, and trying to sneak them out. This will arm the rebels if you can get them out undamaged, and stealthily..
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>>1106177
>Look into dealing with the defenders, which should be rather easy since your inside of their base. They won't expect someone to attack them from in there.

I just realized I can do three things.

Do this one last so pragius can help.
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You decide to look into arming the resistance and taking care of the tanks.

You begin to stealthly go towards one of the tanks...

Of course, the people inside of you are trying to break free and are banging on your skin. Great.

Roll me a 1d20+8 to stealthly approach the row of tanks!

+3 if you can get the people inside of you to shut up, or convince them to stop trying to get out. Or just give them the "final solution".
+2 if you can think of a way to sneak lower to the ground.
+1 if you can think about what to do to the tank crew inside of the tanks.

Autosuccess if all of that's done.
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>>1106290
>Just saying that if you guys keep trying to break out I'll digest you alive. So stop please.

Get on the ground and slither and do stealth rolls.

And add them to the Claw collective when we get inside.
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Playing as Claw is basically playing Katamari Damacy. But with stealth.

You get on the ground, carefully sneaking and rolling around... You even use your back paws to sort of slither. Sort of.

Of course, you tell the people in your body to stop trying to break out, or of course you'll digest them alive.
This gets them to quiet down.

You of course begin to sneak up to a tank... The hatch is sealed though...

Hm.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to try and break through it.

+3 if you can think of a way to reduce the sound made by breaking the hatch open... Or a way to gelatinously slide inside.
+2 if once you get in you can introduce yourself. (+2 if you once your in you can tell them the rules of being in you. And the penalties if they do in fact violate the rules.)
+1 if you can think of more puns.

Autosuccess if all of that is done.
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>>1106342
We could lie ourselves down on the hatch to digest it a bit.
>Hello if you want to know goo I am it would be simple to call me claw. And I want you all to go inside me. Rules are no pulling out of me, No being too rough, and don't make too much noise.

Will this do?
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Didn't really include penalties, anon.
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Rolled 16 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1106413
You mean I failed to meet the criteria for a bonus?
Which one?
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>>1106425
Only for breaking the rules penalties part on introducing yourself.
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>>1106477
Oh.
>The penalty for breaking this rule is getting eaten by me. As I will digest you. Alive.
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You lie down on the hatch, and digest it a bit... Eventually it comes off silently, and you poke your mass down, absorbing everyone inside of it.

You give them the rules, and move onto the next tank, with a open hatch. Which you easily go in and absorb the crew...
The final tank however seems to have the hatch closed...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to get through the last tank!

+3 if you can think of another way to get through the hatch or of another entrance!
+2 if you can make more puns!
+2 if you can intimidate them by telling them what being digested alive is probably like.
+1 if you can try to tell them the highlights of being inside you.

Autosuccess if everything is done!
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>>1106625
Knock on the tank so they open it then absorb.
>I hope you guys know ooze in charge I don't want any mucking about. You're going to stay inside me and you're going to like it. Or else you get to enjoy the slow and painful process of having your skin break down bit by bit. Don't worry though it's not all bad inside here it's cool and bullets can't hurt you.
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You knock on the hatch of the tank, and they open it... Allowing you to engulf the entire crew.

You have about twenty seven people inside of you. Huh.

You give them a quick intro, and intimidate them a bit... But give them the brightside that they'll be fine.

With that done, you move onto getting the boxes of ammo and guns...

You notice that the boxes of ammo and guns seem to be moved to another warehouse... You do however see a rather easy way through. A pipe connected to the other side...

It's very small, and you begin to try and go through it... Of course, the people you've absorbed are a little big to get through... Not to mention one or two are trying to get out.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can squeeze through.

+3 if you can reduce your weight... Or force the pipe to accommodate your weight and size, alternatively digest a few people so it's more comfortable.
+2 if you can think how being gelatinious is actually pretty nice.
+1 if you can mention to the people you've absorbed that it might get a little cramped. Just a little.

Autosuccses if you do all of this!
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>>1106728
Start losing more slime and tell the people in us to start huddling together real tight.
And warn them that if they don't everyone is getting digested.
Our slime should also help act as a lubricant.

Well it lets us fit in small dark enclosed spaces.
Which is a requirement for a NEET.

>Oh yeah the fit might be a bit tight but I'll try to be gentle.
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You begin to lose some slime, and tell everyone inside of you to huddle together real tight... Or else.

You slide through, but everyone inside of you really does seem uncomfortable and cramped.... Barely fitting.
Eventually you get to the end, and you see a small slit and a change in where the pipe goes...

You see a large amount of boxes and crates, and plenty of guards around it... The light on the roof seems carefully lit, so anyone coming from above will most likely cast a shadow... And you see a few cable wires going up to them. Most of the guards on the ground level are spaced out too, and there seems to be an alarm wired to the power. Hm.

Actions.

>Climb up the ventilation to the ceiling! (You'll be able to shut off the lights if you want to as you ascend! Choose if you want to or not!)
>Climb down the pipe to wherever it lets you out! (You'll have to look around to find where the alarm's power wire is once you get out!)
>Break out of the pipe and charge the people down there!
>Write-In
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>>1106813
Also, you can sneak up to the ceiling and leave the lights on without any suspicion if you have nothing that will cast as shadow. Thanks to your gelatinous figure, your shadow is really, really dim, and light passes through you. You just can't have anything inside of you that will cast a shadow.
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>>1106813
>Climb down the pipe to wherever it lets you out! (You'll have to look around to find where the alarm's power wire is once you get out!)

If only claw had knockout gas breath.
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>>1106831
So bad breath to go along with his terrible NEETness?

You begin to climb down the pipe, and hit the bottom...

You see a office with a guard outside of it, and the crates not too far away, patrolled by plenty, and you mean plenty of guards. You also see what seems to be a grate on the floor.
Hm.

Actions

>Go towards the office!
>Go toward the crates!
>Try to go into the grating, though keep in mind you cannot bring any solid objects through it!
>Try to dispatch the guards patrolling!
>...Maybe you can make a sort of trap out of your slime?
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>>1106858
That'd work.
>>...Maybe you can make a sort of trap out of your slime?
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You decide to make a sort of trap out of your slime to capture guards...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how effective this is.

+3 if you can come up with a trap idea, and what it would do.
+2 if you can get your prisoners to stay quiet. (+1 if you can offer a possible reward or just intimidate them further.)
+2 if you can also continue to think of the benefits of being gelatinious.
+1 if you can mention to the prisoners that they'll probably be in very uncomfortable positions a lot. And either apologize for it or tell them to deal with it.
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Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1106892
Let's use the prisoners as traps.
Drop a slimeball with a prisoner in it and when people come to investigate absorb them.

>I'd just like to point out if you work with me you'll all live but if not I'll have to start killing people. So sorry but you're going to have to accept all the uncomfortable things happening to you.


It's very convenient for carrying people and eating things.
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Critical Failure!

You use a prisoner as a trap, putting him a slimeball...

Which turns out to not be enough, as he gets out and yells for help...

Shit.

Your prisoners realize that this might be a good time to get some help, and begin to bang against you and yell for help...
Shit, shit... This isn't going according to plan.

Actions

>Try to hide!
>Attack the guards!
>Just uh... Fuck, climb back up the pipe!
>Write-In
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>>1106944
>Attack the guards!
Welp time to digest our passengers.
Guess the 0 kill route is scrubbed
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You decide to attack the guards, who are coming to investigate!

Roll me a 1d20+5 to attack!

+3 if you can come up with a way to attack the guards!
+2 if you can penalize the passengers for making noise!
+2 if you can threaten the passengers even more!
+2 if you can also make some slime puns!
+2 if you can introduce yourself to the newly absorbed people.
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Rolled 6 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1106973
Turn on our digestion for long enough for them to start feeling the pain.
>All of you shut up okay? I'm not in the mood for this it's high slime you listen to me. I'm not scared to hurt you.

Maybe instead of a small ball of slime spray it like a hose to goop them all.
Then absorb them.

>Hello I hope you have a fun time inside me. I am Claw. I also go by KKKlaw. I hope we can have a wonderful time.

So we gave claw the computer with WoR right?
How's he enjoying it?
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Allowing sameafgging if you can continue to talk to the newly absorbed. And if you can punish the passengers.

>>1107001
Well, he's the only player, and he fucking loves it. Which is why you haven't really seen him at all.
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Rolled 15 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1107400
Reach inside and pinch those that disobey..

>Please do not try to escape and we can all live through this happily and I tink Ren would prefer this too.

I'm kind of tempted to set up a LAN so a slave kid can wreck his shit.
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You of course, activate your digestion, and reach inside of yourself, pinching anyone who disobeys.

"All of you, shut up, ok? I'm not in the mood for this, and it's high slime you listen to me! I'm not scared to hurt you."

A few guards rush around the corner, and you decide to do a sort of spray from your arm... It does indeed cause them to get stuck, and you jump on them, violently absorbing them!

"Hello! I hope you have a fun time inside me! I'm Claw, and I also go by KKKlaw... I hope we can have a wonderful time. Just uh, you know. Don't try to escape. We can all li-"

A few bullets hit your centeral mass causing your belly to jiggle. Tickles a little.
There seems to still be some guards left, opening fire on you!
Of course, the new people are still attempting to get out. Damn. Not to mention another belch from all the resistance.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for taking out more guards!
+3 if you can think of a way to absorb them! (+1 if you can weaponize the belch somehow.)
+2 if you can think of a way to block their bullets!
+2 for puns.
+2 if you can also teach the new guys in you not to try and escape!
+2 if you can explain why it's impossible to escape, but annoying.

Autosuccess if everything is done.
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>>1107550
Pressurize the belch in us then release it like a pneumatic cannon then once they are incapacitated vacuum breath them in.

Use pieces of slime to make barriers to stop and slow down bullets.

>Now that the claw is air it's slime for you all to surrender. Really firstly if you try to escape or make noise I can digest you like this.
Then start digesting them for a little,
>And it's not like you can escape. My skin has sort of tension so breaking it is impossible for anyone inside all it does is annoy and jiggle me a little.

Has our reputation among our slaves improved at all?

I'm considering giving them a sort of one day a week rest. Maybe try to shill latinism on them more too.
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>>1107596
Erh, no, not really.

You pressurize the belch after using some slime barriers to slow the guards down, and you release the belch it with enough pressure to incapacitate the guards... Which you vacuum breath in. You do note that your breath smelled terrible. Great.

"Now that the claw is air, it's time for you all to surrender... Really. First, if you try to escape or make noise, I can digest you. Like this."

Your acidic insides begin to melt their skin a bit, and you stop. A few have yelled in pain.

"And besides, you can't escape. My skin has a weird tension so breaking through it is impossible for anybody inside. All it really does is annoy and jiggle me."

The guards stop resisting, and you move onto the last few guards, who seem like they'd rather flee then be inside you. Of course, the armory's door is shut, and they attempt to slide it open...

Roll me a 1d20+7 to deal with the last guards.

+3 if you can think of a way to quickly get to them and absorb them! (+2 if it's particularly creative!)
+2 if you can continue to give reasons why escape is impossible. (+1 if you can mention why it isn't that bad.)
+2 if you can be a bit disappointed that they're attempting to flee rather than be inside you, and voice this.
+2 for puns.
+2 if you can intimidate the last few guards.
+1 if you can also mention how cramped it might get with you absorbing the tons of boxes and ammo crates in here.

Autosuccess if everything's done.
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>>1107638
Use our vacuum breath to suck a ton of air then pressurize and pounce release it out of our rear end for a speed boost.

>Also I have control of the slime inside of me. I can literally keep you trapped as long as I want. I don't know why your trying to escape though. It's not that bad honestly I'll let you out soon enough. Though why aren't you enjoying the ride? Isn't it fun? Is it about the lack of space? I can't help that. It's gonna get worse honestly.

Howl.
>I am about to wolf you all down.

Man I hope pragius and Claw get some mutations or something. Claw for sure he went to work.


So we have laws for equality regarding minorities both human and non-human right? Could we just point that out?
That seems like something people would notice.

We can't be the nation with the most equality in it.
If we are then that would be something interesting.
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>>1107723
Well... Actually, when it comes to minorities, I think you are. The second most is Britain I think.

You use your vacuum breath to suck up plenty of air, pounce, and let it out of your rear end...

"I AM ABOUT TO WOLF YOU ALL DOWN!" You say in a sort of howl, as you jump right on them in a sort of belly-flop.
Ow.

You absorb them, and get up.

"Just saying, I have control over all the slime inside of me. I can literally keep you trapped as long as I want. Don't know why you want to escape though, it's not that bad. I'll let you out soon... But why aren't you enjoying the ride? Isn't it fun? I mean, is this about the lack of space? I uh... Well, I can't really help that. It's going to get worse honestly."

You look towards the ammo... Which to be honest, is a lot. You already have a lot of people inside of you.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how much ammo and guns you can absorb.

You also have nearly fifty-four people inside of you.

+3 if you can get everyone inside of you to make more room.
+3 if you can think of a creative way to absorb the massive amounts of crates.
+2 if you can apologize to everyone inside of you about the whole 'threatening to digest them' and the whole lack of space thing. Or threaten them even more. +1 if you can attempt to be friendly, albeit a bit awkward, or attempt to hide the awkwardness.
+2 if you can list out why they should be comfortable, and that it's not that bad. Or just intimidate them into not complaining.
+1 if you can complain about the people in you.
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Rolled 10 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1107763
>Tfw we into equality
Getting calls from MLK and other civil rights leaders wen?


>Look I'm sorry about the whole almost no room and the whole threatening to digest you part. I kinda just want to hurry up with so I can go home? So can you guys just uhm...like relax? It can't be that bad honestly. Temperature should be perfect and it should be soft and safe in there. Honestly why do you all complain so much? I wish I got better passengers. Just huddle together tight okay? It's almost over.
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Allowing samefagging if you can continue to think of ways to make room in yourself, or a creative way to absorb the crates. And complain about the people inside of you.
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Rolled 17 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1107820
We could expand ourselves beyond normal capacity by making air bubbles in ourselves and putting the crates in us.
And the surface tension of our skin will keep the crates inside of us.

Slime logic.

>Come on if you guys just shut up I can hurry up and we can separate. I don't know why you want that but whatever.

Sometimes I question claws sexuality.
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>>1107847
Isn't it always questionable?

17+15=32

Amazing Success!

You create some air bubbles in your body, and begin to absorb the crates... Some of the crates stick out, but so far so good.

With that done, you prepare to flee...

"Come on, if you guys shut up I can just hurry up and we can separate. I don't know why you want that but whatever."

You prepare to flee...

Roll me a 1d20+8 to sneak out.

+3 if you can think of a way to reduce your mass and weight.
+2 if you can mention how you dislike the idea of loosing everyone inside of you once this is all over.
+2 if you can mention how comfortable most people would be inside of you, and that it's not that bad.
+1 if you can mention how nice it is that you solved this non-lethally just by absorbing people. +1 if you can mention that you enjoyed it.

Autosuccess if all of this is done.
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>>1107896
We can jettison more slime and just store the people in bubbles as well. We can just be lots of air bubbles with some slime. I wonder if loosing all this slime makes claw hungry afterwards.

>Are you guys sure you want to leave? I don't like it. I enjoyed our time together. Most people enjoy being inside of me. It's cool, quiet mostly, really comfy. Well at least I solved this without killing anyone. That's nice. We can all relax after this. Even if you aren't inside of me I guess.
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You lose a bit more slime and store the people in bubbles, and you look rather fluffy, in a since. A bubbly sense.

"Are you guys sure you want to leave? I don't like it. I-I mean, I did enjoy our time together I guess. Most people enjoy being inside of me. It's cool, quiet, and really comfy... Well at least no one died though. We can all relax after this, even if you aren't inside of me."

You say this, a tad bit disappointed, as you slink away...

Claw has upgraded!

>Stable Mutation!
>Unstable Mutation!
>Ultra Unstable Mutation!
>Upgrade Mutation!
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>>1107954
>Ultra Unstable Mutation!

>Inb4 autism mutation
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Roll me a 1d50 anon.
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Rolled 23 (1d50)

>>1107973
WITNESS ME
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23

Claw has gotten...

The Huge Mutation.
(+2 to Strength, -1 to Agility)

Claw is now ten stories large in his wolf form!

Also, since Claw hasn't really upgraded for a long time, I'm going to throw in a free mutation.

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation!
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>>1108003
>Unstable Mutation

>Everyone rolling large but ren
REEEE HE DOESN'T EVEN SPECK INTO STRENGTH
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Roll me a 1d100 anon.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>1108024
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Claw has gotten...

Rubbery Mass.

Claw's skin can now extend and bend like rubber, and can be stretched out to a great proportion. This also helps in his speed and jumping.

+3 to Agility.

Renexizious will be back in three turns anons!

You are now Pragius, and you and your five-thousand men have run into Claw... Who seems much bigger, and deposits plenty of weapons for the rebellion... Though he begrudgingly gives up the defenders, who you order tied up and in the back.

Now of course, you peek over a building to see the armory... Not as many guards as you expect, but there's still some heavy machine gun positions, but few guards walking around....

Only two-thousand out of five-thousand of your rebels are armed, and Claw is on standby.

Actions

>Send Claw back in! (Switch PoV to Claw)
>...Hm. Perhaps you can negotiate for their surrender? A parlay!
>...Organize everyone, and prepare to attack!
>...Ha! Claw thinks he can stealth, but you are no doubt more virtious and twice as cunning! You can sneak in there without a problem!
>Hold your followers back as you deal with the remaining guards!
>Write-In
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>>1108089
Also, going to point out that his body can be extended to twice it's original size.
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>>1108089
>Hold your followers back as you deal with the remaining guards!
And have claw help.

Funny how you can compare claw as our complete opposite.
Stat wise at least
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You decide to deal with the remaining guards, and you hold your followers back...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can terrify the defenders when you emerge!

+3 if you can try to make yourself look as intimidating as possible, and do something to terrify the defenders!
+3 if you can mention that you have the assistance of Claw, and what he could do to them! (+1 if you question Claw's sexuality!)
+3 if you can mention that YOU, the noble knight lion is here, and what you can do to them if they don't surrender! (+2 if you can be very prideful about telling them how noble and prestigious you are.)
+2 if you can bring up the fact that it'll be near impossible for them to defeat a sixty story lion! (+2 if you can boast about your size and how powerful you are! +1 if you can also make fun of Claw's shortness.)

Autosuccess if you do this.

Terrified Defenders will mean they'll probably focus more on fleeing than actually fighting.
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>>1108145
Summon our astral shit and roar.
Then thrust our sword into the ground.
>The great Pragius is here. The noble, prestigous, glorious servant of the emperor of sweden is here to bring righteous judgment. With blade in I the Legendary lion of 60 stories shall destroy you. And with my smaller weaker ally Claw here we may capture as he takes you...inside him... odd why he prefers to do this to males but moving on. Prepare for battle!

Does pragius get mutations?
I'm curious.
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>>1108178
He does indeed get mutations,

You summon your astral armor and blade, and let out a fierce roar.

"The great Pragius is here. The noble, prestigous, glorious servant of the emperor of sweden is here to bring righteous judgment. With my blade, I, the Legendary lion of over sixty stories, a truly impressive height, shall destroy you with ease! And of course with my smaller weaker ally Claw here we may capture as he takes you...inside him... Tis' odd why he prefers to do this to males but moving on. Prepare for battle!"

"Hey! I don't just do it to women you know!"

You draw your blade, and begin your charge!

There's a few places you can direct your charge at... The guards, the machinegun nests, or alternatively, the watchtowers... Or even the snipers!

Roll me a 1d20+9 to attack!

+3 if you can target something important and what your attack is!
+2 if you can be CHIVALROUS AND NOBLE!
+2 if you can get Claw to do something and what he does to them!
+2 if you can continue to boast about how mighty and strong you are!
+2 if you can boast about how strong your liege is!
+1 if you can mention your missing your supper and would like this over quickly.
+1 if you can make fun of Claw's "absorption".

Autosuccess if all of this is done!
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>>1108231
Go for the machine gun nests.
Try to maintain a single file line and charge them. Preferably with us in the way of all the bullets.
(Is attempting to be a bullet spong for our troops chivalrous and noble enough?)
And send claw at the snipers and tell him to take them alive if possible.

>You have no hope of defeating me. I'm cloaked in blessed armor and taller than 100 men! And stronger too. And even if you were to drive me back you would still stand no chance against my liege who is much stronger than even I am 10 times stronger in fact! So quickly surrender so that I may go home and enjoy supper. This battle annoys me. Almost as much as my ally's weird skill of absorbing.

Man the relationship gains this gives better be good.
Organizing rebellions is hard work.
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Well, this is meant to be hard and not short.

You bring your sword arching down for the machine gun nests, and begin to destroy them one by one, stomping on them, crushing them... Most of the machinegunners flee before you even get to them!

Your troops open fire while you begin to boast.!

"You have no hope of defeating me. I'm cloaked in blessed armor and taller than a hundred men! And stronger too. And even if you were to drive me back you would still stand no chance against my liege who is much stronger than even I am ten times stronger in fact! So quickly surrender so that I may go home and enjoy supper. This battle annoys me. Almost as much as my ally's weird skill of absorbing!"

You stomp on one last machinegun..

Meanwhile, as Claw...

You jump up onto the roof, and being to rush the snipers, who are extremely surprised... Your stomach does growl however, and losing that much slime earlier and mass did make you rather hungry.

Roll me a 1d20+9 (-3 from hunger!) to absorb snipers.

+3 if you can come up with creative ways to absorb them!
+2 if you can mention how safe and how much fun they'll have in you. Well, how much fun you'll have. Oh, and introduce yourself. (+1 if you can also bring up how you'll hope that they stay in you for a long, long time.)
+2 if you can counter Pragius thinking your absorbtion ability is weird! (+1 if you can promptly act weird afterwards.)
+2 if you can think of thinks to nom. Either the snipers or other objects.

I'm having too much fun with these bonuses with Claw.
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>>1108333
Did you just try to avoid a joke about long hard objects?
How much flexibility does our rubbery mass give us?
If so we could make slime tentacles appendages to grab them.

>Hey my absorption is cool. It's perfect for letting me take people non-lethally might I. And let's me fit into small spaces. Now excuse me I need to take a lot of men inside me.

Nom on the sniper rifles and after we're done we can eat the ruins of the machine gun nests.

>Hello I am claw! I am taking you all inside of me where the temperature is cool and safe and you get to watch all the action. I hope you will all stay for a very, very, very, long time.
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>>1108356
Eh... I'm not sure it's THAT flexible.
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>>1108362
What about slime control?
Can we control our slime as long as it's connected to our main body?
If so slime blast them then manipulate the slime to pull them into us.

Or we could stretch our claw really long and sweep it to grab them all
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>>1108406
Can't do slime control, sorry. It's a mutation though.

You stretch your claws out to nearly twice their size, and sweep out, getting snipers in nearly every sweip!

"Pragius, absorption is cool! It's perfect for letting me take people non-lethally, and lets me fit into small spaces! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take a lot of men inside me!"

You of course digest the sniper rifles after you finish up absorbing the snipers, and decide to chew on the ruins of the machine gun nest. It's a little bit, but not much.

"Hi! I'm Claw, and your all inside me where the temperature is cool and safe, and you get to watch all the action... I really do hope you will all stay for a very, very, very long time..."

The snipers struggle to get out, but your rubbery skin makes it even harder. Huh.

You digest some rubble, and you see a few of the remaining guards fleeing...

It seems like that was all the defense offered by the Armory.

Roll me a 1d20+10 (-2 from Hunger) to see if you can get the remaining defenders before they alert the Plaza!

+3 if you can creatively come up with a way to make yourself faster!
+2 if you can continue to tell Pragius why absorption is cool!
+2 if you can threaten or injure the snipers on trying to get out.
+1 if you can also continue to be "strange" towards the snipers.
+2 if you can think of more things to nom.

Autosuccess if you can do this!
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>>1108438
We could do some one piece type stuff.
Make air bubbles in ourselves then jump.
When we land compress ourselves and with the aid of our rubber skin and air bubbles inside us we'll spring farther and faster.
And we can in theory repeat this process infinitely iirc.

>Also it makes me super resistant to bullets and I can shoot projectiles.

>Just saying guys if you try to get out while I'm doing all this moving you'll hurt yourself. Whether by me digesting you or te fact I'm moving really fast. And besides I don't want you to leave. We can be together forever. I'm sure we can make this work.

No one will miss some cars.
We can enjoy some of those.
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(By the way, if anons do this all stealthily and quiet, without bringing Renexizious, Romanians and Germans will get a HUGE PR boost, not to mention international respect since you didn't really kill anyone in a bloodless (well, mostly bloodless excluding the undead) take over, and prevented damage to the city as best you could.

You create some air bubbles and jump, your rubbery body helps greatly in your jump, and you jump a great thirty feet... Then fourty...

Though your legs are beginning to hurt and some slime is violently left behind... Eventually you jump ontop of the remaining fleeing guards, absorbing them.

You also sneak to digest some delicious automobiles... Your hunger is nearly gone, but the people inside of you complain a bit.

Sucks for them.

Renexizious also carefully flies overhead, only noticeable to you and Pragius. He seems willing to help if things get complicated.

You have taken over the armory without alerting the Plaza, which is chalk full of enemies!

You are now Pragius.

You reconvene with Claw after finding him relaxing, and one of the rebels seems to be the city's architect...

He mentions that the Plaza has always had a sort of "natural gas issue" and that flammable, highly destructive gas tends to build up below it, and that the only way down there is through the city's sewers and to maintenance pipe which will cause the Plaza to violently burst, killing all the undead inhabiting it with a huge fireball, and he claims that the plaza would be untouched.

Hm.

Alternatively, you could rush in and try to fight the undead, but there are claims that some of the undead are more than mere skeletons and zombies... Not to mention that there's human snipers, and artillery overlooking in case things get complicated... One of the rebels mentions that a giant was killed and turned into a huge skeleton for Vlad as a gift from one of the vampires. Hm.

Or, if you want to go for a really, really sneaky approach... One could alternatively just sneak to the necromancer's den and try to kill or knock them out.

Frankizka is waiting for a signal from Ren which will happen if you call for his aid.

Actions

>Attack the Plaza head on!
>Call for Renexizious's Aid (Keep in mind this will prevent Pragius and Claw from getting any mutations, and you won't get that huge juicy bump in PR.)
>Sneak below into the Plaza's underbelly and try to detonate the natural gas!
>Sneak to the necromancer's den and try to eliminate it!
>Write-in

Also, choose who your going to send!

Also, after this Pragius gets a mutation!
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>>1108544
>Sneak to the necromancer's den and try to eliminate it!
Have frankizka and claw go without any aid.
Those two are our sneakiest.

A team is best team.

I wonder if we get a parade with everyone in the A team.
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>>1108557
Frankizka isn't there. She's on the border of town preparing to raise the dead in case shit gets real.
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>>1108578
Then send in KKKlaw.
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You decide to send Claw to the Necromancer's Den.

You are now Claw, and you must think of a way to get to the necromancer's den.

The city architect tells you of three ways...

>The Sewer. It's quick and only has the occasional guard, but is a tight squeeze, and who knows what's down there after the vampires moved in!
>There's a factory complex that leads right near the necromancer den... It's guarded quite heavily thanks to it being vital to arm production, but doesn't have any surprises, really. I mean, what can a factory have that will surprise you?
>Apparently a portion of the city has been killed off due to disease... Sneaking through it should be easy, but there are a surprising amount of guard patrols in that area to prevent looting... Not to mention a few guard squads led by lesser vampires.
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>>1108610
>>The Sewer. It's quick and only has the occasional guard, but is a tight squeeze, and who knows what's down there after the vampires moved in!
We can swim through the shit
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You decide to go through the sewer...

You eventually find an open manhole... Which is rather hard to get through thanks to your ten story body and all the people in you.

Roll me a 1d20+8 (-3 from mass, -1 from hunger) to see if you can squeeze through it!

+3 if you can think about a way to make your body smaller or able to fit through, or if you can think of a bigger entrance to the sewer!
+2 if you can tell everyone inside you what they might experience in the sewers, and to get closer. Or else.
+2 if you can mention to everyone inside you how they might have more people with them, soon. (+1 if you can mention how nice it is.)
+2 if you can also try to talk shit about Pragius with your captive audience. (+1 if it comes off as awkward and not really that good.)
+1 if you can find something to eat before you go!

Autosuccess if everything is done!

Also, yay for choosing the most awkward behemoth who I enjoy making bonuses for.
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>>1108658
I was about to ask why claw still has people inside of him.
Then I remembered.
Autism.

We could use our rubber skin to change our shape closer to a cylinder.
And tell everyone inside to set themselves up in a line for convenience.

>Hah pragius your such a loser. You have almost nobody. But I have multiple men inside me. You wish you could be this lucky.

Eat a lamppost.
>So we're about to go inside a dark sewer. Expect bad smells, possibly undead, and the occasional trap. We also might receive more passengers which is always nice. So uh let's hope that happens.


Claw's autism is too stronk. We tried to cure it and it still has presence
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>>1108700
It has presence but isn't overpowering like before.

Also, I can't tell if it's good or bad that I cringed just a little bit at the multiple men part.

You shit talk Pragius a bit, as you eat a lampost, and begin to shift to more... Cylinder like shape.

You tell everyone to line up, but some people refuse to do so. You go through anyways, and go to your normal form, and you must admit, the sewers are rather small... And your tail is sticking of the manhole. Great.

You find yourself very cramped and it's hard to move, but you begin to go forward...

Roll me a 1d20+9 to see if you can go through undetected or as fast as possible.

+3 if you can come up with a way to go faster.
+2 if you can punish or try to convince the people stuck and who tried to rebel by not going in a line that it isn't that bad in you. (+1 if you can thank the people who didn't rebel.)
+2 if you can just talk to yourself and your captive audience as you move through the sewers.
+2 if you can also mention why it would be nice to have more people and things inside you.

You will move through the sewers quite fast if everything is done.

Also, I really do enjoy Claw's autism because it's great for laughing at, cringing at, and feeling bad for.
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>>1108740
When we get back home can we read ren's fan mail and reply?
I kinda want to as we haven't had positive PR before.
(Though we are probably about to get alot more fan mail)

Let's use our rubber body to lift our front. Extend it as far as possible then retract our behind. It'll help us move in this confined space.

>Come on guys why can't you be like the obedient ones? I have to thank them for making this easier. It's not that bad. It's comfy and safe and the temperature is just ride. I'm the perfect man/wolf to be in. And it's not like you could escape. So let's just find more people to get inside of me so I have someone to talk to and fill the void.

Let's talk about bismarck and how we miss having him inside us all the time.
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>>1108776
Sure, why not? And if you want to ask questions to Renexizious, you could try to come up with questions of your own to ask.

"Come on guys, why can't you be like the obedient ones. I really do have to thank them for making this easier, I mean, it's not that bad. It's safe and comfy and the temperature is just right. I'm literally the perfect wolfman to be in. It's not like you could escape anyways, so just get comfy, ok? Let's just find more people to get inside of me so I have someone to talk to and fill the void... You know, I really do miss Bismark..."

You begin to talk to your captive audience, as you move through the sewers and eventually you come across a small patrol underground. They seem to be led by a lesser vampire too.... And are walking right towards you. Thanks to the poor light conditions, they probably won't notice you until they're right in front of you...

That's when one of the guards tries to bang on your skin to get their attention.

Roll me a 1d20+9 to deal with the patrol.

+3 if you can find a creative way to engulf or ambush them.
+2 once they get absorbed how nice it is to have more people inside you, and how they can make themselves comfortable!
+2 if you can punish the guy trying to get out, and mention how sad you are he's trying to get out.
+1 if you can mention how it's useless to get out, and that they'll be in you forever. And why they should enjoy it.

Autosuccess if all of that is done.

I really do feel like Claw has a thing about Stockholm Syndrome or something.
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>>1108824
Put our arms together then stretch them out and slam them on the guards.

Then use some of our slime to crush the dissenter a bit.

>Aw why did you have to do that we're having fun. So new guests hello! It's nice to have you in here please just lie down, relax, maybe take a nap it's all smooth sliming in here. And don't bother getting out. Once you're in the ride never ends. So enjoy it!

Well he loves trapping people inside of him and never wants to let them go.

If had to ask ren a questions itd be.
>How'd you lose your eye?
>How'd you get so strong?
>What are you good at/like to do.
And also maybe a tour of the palace.
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>>1108850
Just realized that in a sense Claw is like fucking Trollzyn. Goddamn it.

Also, I don't think you can crush him really inside of you. I think.
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>>1108858
Then just start digesting him for a bit.
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You put your arms together and stretch them out, slamming and absorbing the patrol...

"Come on! Why did you have to do that? We were having fun! But anyways, hi new guests! It's nice to have you in here! Just uh, take a nap, lie down, relax... It's all smooth slime in here. Just don't bother getting out! Once your in, the ride never ends! So enjoy it!"

You digest the dissenter for a bit, and he yells in pain... You continue to move through the sewers.

After a bit you see what seems to be a check point up ahead... It seems like there's a machine gun nest covering the sewer hall in front of you, and a spotlight... Not to mention plenty of guards...
But there's a way around it. You could climb into what seems to be a pipe going down... Though you might get a bit lost, you won't alert anyone ahead of you.

Actions

>Go down the pipe!
>...You know what? Stick to the ceiling, and try to climb past them! You can probably stealthily absorb them or just sneak right past!
>Charge the check point head on!
>Write-In
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>>1108893
>Write-In
Absorb some more air bubbles then sort of coil ourselves. Then spring at them to absorb as many as we can. Follow up with expanding a fuckton to start absorbing everyone. Spit slime balls at anyone that runs.


Will this work?

This work?
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That is a great write-in...

Roll me a 1d20+14 (+2 from the write-in)

+2 if you can make a pun while you jump!
+2 if you can also give an apology to the guy you slightly digested, and give him some pointers on how to keep you happy.
+2 if you can introduce yourself, and mention how happy you are that more people have joined the collective. (+1 if you can also mention how they'll be there forever and why they should just accept it, be happy, and why they should like you.)
+1 if you can then begin to talk to your captive audiance.

Critical Autosuccess if all of this is done (Upped from a normal autosuccess because of the great write-in)
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>>1108961
>I'ts slime I took a leap of faith to have some pun.

>Sorry if the digesting bit hurt. I just don't like it when people escape. Just never try to leave me ever forever and we can be the best of friends okay?

>Hello new members of the claw collective! It's amazing to have you all here forever, and ever, and ever. We are currently on an adventure for my friend ren. And you are never leaving during that time or afterwards. So sit back, relax, be happy, and stay inside.

Begin talking about World of Reichscraft and why engineer is the best class.
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You absorb some more air bubbles and coil...You then spring at them, shouting "It's slime I took a leap of faith to have some pun" to absorb as many as possible, pouncing on four of them! You then expand as fast as you can, and absorb everyone nearby, and two people run, causing you to spit slime balls at them and absorb them... Your body has nearly sixty people in it now.

You get up and continue through the sewers...

"Sorry if the digesting bit hurt. I just don't like it when people try to escape... Just try to never, ever leave me, and we're the best of friends, ok? But anyways, hello new members of the claw collective It's amazing to have you all here forever and ever, and ever... We're on an adventure for my friend Ren, and you are never leaving during that time or afterwards. So sit back, relax, be happy, and stay inside, ok?"

Plenty of the new guys try to bang on your skin, causing quite a bit of noise. Great.

Of course, you continue without any problems, and run into what seems to be a small guard outpost, which is blissfully unaware of you. In fact, you see a few people inside sleeping and drinking. That's when you remember that the radio guy back at the base said "all clear" before you absorbed him. How nice.

You note that you can surrounded the entirety of the small outpost, which seems to be five feet away from any of the walls, and has a connection to the surface... It's not where your getting out, your getting closer.

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see how well absorbing an entire guard outpost goes.

+3 if you can think of a way to absorb everyone inside.
+2 if you can also thank the radio man for getting his friends to be unaware of your presence! (+1 if you can reward him!)
+2 if you can get everyone inside you to quiet down and stop banging.
+2 if you can also bring up why leaving is such a bad thing. And why you want them to stay inside you.
+2 if you can be excited for getting even more people.
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>>1109034
Also, if the way to absorb the outpost is good enough, it might just be an autosuccess on absorption. But doing everything will quiet people down for a while.
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Rolled 11 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>1109034
>Yay even more people! I have to thank you radio guy for helping me out there.
Give him his own comfy air bubble to rest in.
And start hitting each and every dissenter. If not possible digest them some.
>If you leave I have to hurt you. I don't want to but if I get angry I have to. Do you want me to be angry? I don't I just want to be friends with you all. So stay inside and be good.


Could we try stretching around the outpost to make one large bubble then use our mouth to vacuum them all up?
That way we can get everyone and everything in there.
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>>1109053
I'd say that would be a stretch, but I mean, Claw is ten stories tall, so sure.

"Yay! Even more people! I have to thank you radio guy, thanks for helping me out there."

You give the radio guy a comfy air bubble to rest in, and you punch every dissenter banging and trying to get out... Those on the other side of you, you digest a bit... Only a bit though.

"If you leave I have to hurt you! I don't want to, but if I get angry I have to. Do you want me to be angry? I don't, I just want you all inside me. So stay inside, and be good..."

You begin to stretch around the outpost, and break open a window... And use your vaccuum breath to suck them up.
You easily get twelve more people, and happily continue on your way...

As you get down, one man in particular seems determined to escape, trying to escape where your belly-button would indeed be. Hm.

He also seems to be trying to cut through with a knife, and seems rather serious. Everyone else though backs away from him.

You also come to what seems to be a split in the sewer, and get to what seems to be a dead end... Up or down, really. Either one will be a tight squeeze. Of course, there's a small door which would be extremely hard to squeeze through... And you suspect these pipes go to what is the same room, since you hear similar sounds from inside. Talking, to be specific.

Actions

>Head up in the pipe!
>Head down in the pipe!
>Try to get through the door!
>Try to get the determined man trying to cut his way out to stop! (Specify how!)
>Write-In
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>>1109074
>Try to get the determined man trying to cut his way out to stop! (Specify how!)
Digest his knife.

Then head up in the pipe.
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You digest his knife, but the man still is struggling to get out... Hmph.

You begin to head up in the pipe, which is a bit small for you... You notice that you have a few beds, tables, and lamps in you now since you vacuumed that outpost up.

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if you can squeeze in
+3 if you can think if a way to ascend easier!
+2 if you can stop the determined man who just isn't stopping.
+2 if you can be excited for more people to be inside of you. And continue to thank the radio guy. (+1 if you can be happy at having early seventy people. And what number you'd be happy at.)
+1 if you can somehow make the radioman more comfortable for not dissenting and lowering their guard so much!
+2 if you can also purposely make the people who dissented uncomfortable.
+1 if you can try to come up with reasons why it would be impossible to the one guy trying to get out.

Autosuccess if all of this happens.
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>>1109109
We could expand the lower half of our body to fill the space in the pipe.
Shrink our upper half.
Extend upwards then expand our upper half.
Shrink our lower half then pull up Rinse repeat.

Trap the determined man and all the dissenters in air bubbles filled with our godawful breath.

Try to expand radio bros air bubble and put a bed in it.
>Guys I think we might get some more people soon. Gotta say thanks for making it easier radio guy. I'm close to my checkpoint of one hundred newfriends.


>Also determined guy you can't escape. MY skin is like rubber so unless I want you out you'll stay in. I tend to stick to people after all,
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You expand the lower half of yoru body to fill the space, then shrink, then repeat... You do however make sure the determined man and dissenters are trapped in an air bubble filled with your terrible, terrible breath, and get the radio guy a nice bed and try to expand his air bubble. It sort of looks like a zit now on your back, but he seems quite comfortable... And seems to not be worried or anything, and is slowly realizing your being nice to him.

"Anyways guys, I think we might get even more people! Gotta say I have to thank you radio guy, we're near my check point of one hundred new people! Also, just saying new guy, you can't escape. My skin is like rubber, so unless I want you out, you'll stay in. I tend to stick to people after all."

The determined guy seems to be trying to pry his way out, and in a air bubble right on your belly...
You feel a belch coming just from this guy's resistance. Great.

You try to hold it in as you climb through, and see what seems to be a warehouse below you, with plenty of armed guards... You do note the high amount of alcohol on shelves and some small stairs going up.

Hm.

Actions

>Try to quietly dispose of the belch! Though it is a good weapon...
>Try to deal with the determined guy! He just won't quit!
>...Slip through some of the pipe and stick on the ceiling! Maybe you can grab them all the way up there?
>...Try to come up with a trap for the guards down stairs.
>Jump down below to attack and absorb!
>Write-In
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>>1109156
>Try to deal with the determined guy! He just won't quit!
Tell the other dissenters that if they deal with the determined guy we can make their bubble more comfy.
>>
"Hey! Come on now, if you guys can deal with him, I can make your bubble more comfy."

They seem less convinced, and more or less encouraged since they think they're getting somewhere.

Hm.

Actions

>Try to convince them?
>...Well... You haven't really made an example, you only made threats so far.
>Just ignore it and continue!
>Try to intimidate them to stop him!
>...Show them just how comfortable an air bubble can be? Try to make theirs more comfy... Or even worse somehow.
>Write-In
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>>1109185
>...Show them just how comfortable an air bubble can be? Try to make theirs more comfy... Or even worse somehow

Remove the stench and add a bed and table.
Also mention that the only reason we want him to stop is because when he does that it makes us slightly uncomfortable. they aren't any closer to escape.
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You transfer the stench out, back up to your mouth, and carefully transfer a bed and a table to their bubble.

"Can you please stop? It's really uncomfortable. You aren't any closer to escape."

They seem a bit tempted, and calm down only a bit.

The determined guy though still keeps trying, but is losing energy. By himself he can't really get out though.

Your belch seems to be rather loud and coming... Soonish.

Now, what to do...

>Deal with the belch possibly coming?
>Slip through the pipe and go on the ceiling!
>Come up with a trap!
>Jump down and absorb!
>See where this pipe goes?
>Write-In
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>>1109225
>Write-In
Let the belch get to maximum potential then spit it out in a slimeball.
So that it functions as a gas bomb when it lands so as to knock them all out.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can build up your belch.

+3 if you can think of ways to make it even more powerful.
+2 if you can think of a way to let it stew for a bit. It's like fine wine, in a sense.
+2 if you can find a way for it to smell terrible.
+2 if you can also foreshadow to everyone inside you that you might jiggle just a bit.
+1 if you can also get the radio man even more comfy. He is nice after all. Or you could alternatively just talk to him after you do this.
>>
Rolled 20 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1109237
>So yeah I may or may not shake around a bit. A bit mind you so don't worry.
Condense the gas ball and surround it with a thicker layer of slime so the gas explosion is more potent and jiggle to get more gas in as well.

Have our radiobro help with some belches too. We could even make layers of gas and slime to make it more effective and condense them all then let it sit for a bit.

Afterwards we should thank radio guy for being so chill and if he wants to hang out with us at a palace.


After this claw may become famous if we really get a televised parade.
Maybe he'll get fanmail too along with other members of the A team.
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"So yeah... I may or may not shake around just a bit... A bit mind you, so don't worry..."

You find the gasball, surrounding it with thick layers of slime, and jiggle a bit to create more gas.... You make a few layers of gas and slime and condense it to sit for a minute...

You then let out a huge burp, sending such a terrible, terrible smell that you have to cover your sensitive nose. Everyone in the room begins to gag, and put their hands on their neck, choking just from how bad it is. They even cry a bit from the smell and how disgusting it is...

Huh.
You slip down and absorb them, and you think that it might of been actually poisonous if they were exposed to it for a bit longer. You now have eighty two people in you.

You also tell the radio guy thanks for being so calm, and ask if he wants to hang out with you at the palace... He doesn't really seem tempted at all.

Hm.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can convince him.

+3 if you can try to point out how much fun the two of you would have.
+2 if you can be weird to him.
+2 if you can be slightly intimidating.
+2 if you can also be extremely thankful for him helping you get nearly a hundred people! (+1 if you can mention other milestones he could help you achieve in the future.
+2 if you can also apologize for the belch.
+1 if you can make him even more comfy.
+1 if you can remind him that he doesn't exactly have a say in this matter anyways.

Is radio guy the next Bismark?
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Rolled 11 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1109298
Probably.
>Come on it's a massive palace filled with tons of cool stuff. And totally comfy in there. Besides you've been so helpful you have to come. We are nearly at 100 people. You could hep me get to 200 maybe even 300. I know I may have an odd belch but I love it when you're inside of me. It feels right. Filling in a sense.

We could add a lamp and raise the bubble and make it possible for him to watch and spectate out of it.

Growl a bit and say
>But well if you want to leave... It's not like you have a say in the matter really. So just try to enjoy this please.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you be more intimidating and be further weird.

Anons regretting being Claw yet? Or is it just entertaining at this point?
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Rolled 10 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1109332
I'm getting used to the Clawtism.
Besides. PR and parades in my name.
I'm already thinking of making elite unites for when disasters hit and to further our agenda.
We could get so much PR from that.

Growl louder.
>Come on you have to enjoy this to. You are inside a giant gelatinous wolf. Not many people can say that. That kind of bond is once in a lifetime.
>>
Rolled 14 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1109332
>And if you try to leave I can just make you become one with me.Do you really want to become one with me?
>>
I'm scared to ask what "one with me is"

Also, his autism in the period of just four hours has went from "nonchalant" to "Oh god it's bad"

14+16=30

Borderline Success

"Come on it's a massive palace filled with tons of cool stuff. And totally comfy in there. Besides you've been so helpful you have to come. We are nearly at one-hundred people. You could hep me get to two-hundred maybe even three-hundred. I know I may have an odd belch but I love it when you're inside of me. It feels right. Filling in a sense. Come on you have to enjoy this to. You are inside a giant gelatinous wolf. Not many people can say that. That kind of bond is once in a lifetime. And if you try to leave I can just make you become one with me.Do you really want to become one with me?"

While you say all that, you growl very loudly... He seems a bit scared, and you add a lamp and make his bubble larger for him to watch and spectate out of.

He'll need more convincing.

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons.

+3 if you can be even more intimidating.
+2 if you can bring up all the fun things you could do.
+2 if you can mention how comfortable it is inside you and how comfortable it would be if he agreed.
If you want you can try to realize your being autistic towards the end and try to calm down a lot. (Optional if anons want Claw to calm down a lot and stop being weird.)
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Rolled 11 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1109361
Growl and start quivering and shaking in agitation.
>We can play board games. Look at miniatures. I have this cool thing called a computer as well. And besides you know it's comfortable inside me and I can make it better too,

Yeah have claw realize as ren puts it "That his autism is flaring up." And calm down.
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Well, if anons want to convince him before Claw realizes he's kind of flaring up, feel free to samefag if you can somehow become even more triggered. (You are currently at: Literally Shaking)
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Rolled 9 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1109380
Expand
Growl more
Start autistic screeching
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Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1109380
Screech louder.

>Just say yes faggot. REEEEEEEE.
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>>1109402
Welp claw's autism is flaring up even harder.

Poor Not!Bismarck
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Critical Failure!

You growl, and start quiverign and shaking.

"We can play board games, look at miniatures, I even have this cool thing called a computer and you know it's comfortable inside me, and I can make it better too..."

You growl even more, and nearly feel like screaming...

Wait.

Holy fuck, you've been... Wow. You got derailed fucking hard.

You kinda just don't know what to say... But deposit everyone in a slimeball and run.

Fuck, you feel stupid as shit, not to mention a little bit of you wants to cry just from being that fucking stupid. You always obsess about the little details! Then it goes and turns into this bullshit...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to avoid Claw breaking down. from realizing just how autistic he's been for the past hour or two.

+3 if you try to self rationalize to yourself.
+2 if you can try to think about why having all those people in you is a good thing.
+2 if you can just say fuck it and rant about how Renexizious is right at calling you autistic.
+2 if you can try to think why you should continue. You've already been autistic as fuck...
+1 if you can remember that Ren and Pragius probably won't notice the autism shit.
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Rolled 17 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1109427
Well we kinda did come here to capture everyone alive. And if they are inside of us we can make sure they don't escape. And yea we're being autistic with this obsession with keeping all these people and it makes us super autistic as fuck and we've done it multiple times not to mention that threesome thing with bismark is weird not to mention our unhealthy obsession with miniatures we should continue catching them for the sake of the mission. Also ren and pragius aren't here so they'll never know our autism flared up again.
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17+15=32

Amazing Success!

You recover after a lengthy rant to yourself, and remember that no one will really know.

There seems to be some stairs going up, and you of course have the people you have left behind... They're sort of a liability if you leave them out...
Also, you seem to be in the necromancer's den judging from the sign saying Vampire FOB.

Actions

>Compose yourself and head back for everyone. You might of embarrassed yourself, but you can recover..