I have decided to sire a spontaneous little venture as my current occupations lay momentarily dormant. Big thanks to the art of archiving in all its counterintuitive ass-backwards glory. That is all. Chart course from theatrics to fun.
>>1087993You begin as most everything does; mildly perturbed and in the dark. Your head and hands throb dully. How will you proceed?
>>1087995Call forth our big tiddy waifu
>>1087998In place of such wishes, a much more modest waifu appears in place, awakening from both literal and metaphorical daydreams alike. As it would turn out, she was merely asleep. As it would also turn out, you just so happen to be this young lady.
>>1088008Grow big tiddy
>>1088011All attempts end in vain. You succeed in mildly rustling your top and generally looking like a cretin. Thankfully no eyes are watching.
>>1088017Ask the universe why I dont have big tiddy
>>1088017Observe the room
>>1088020The universe does not answer.
>>1088024Snapping out of your stupor, you take a sensible look around. The room is seemingly a room and nothing more. This would be fine were it indeed your room, or perhaps you knew how you wound up here, or further yet, where here was. On second thought, there is a lot to take in.
>>1088033Look out the window
>>1088037The window is actually an elaborate form of 3D mural or perhaps an impression of a window. Under normal circumstances this would be humorous.>>1088044You keep in mind to water the plant should you find a source of doing.
>>1088054Read the paper on the corner table.
>>1088054We have a tail? Examine yourself.
>>1088055You rise to examine the note before giving yourself a prudent once over.[1/3]
>>1088067>>1088056Your tail is right behind as you are sure it has always been for your entire life. This is not out of the ordinary. However, upon scrutiny, you do find what one would believe to be the source of an aforementioned pain from your palms.[2/3]
>>1088075Where was once unblemished flesh, there appears to be a pair of some sort of insignia carved or branded in. This is most concerning.[3/3]
>>1088080What is that panel like thing on the wall beside the door?
>>1088080Clash our fists together. See if our bitchin' tatoos do something cool.
>>1088091It seems to be a device doubling as a keypad and intercom. Now, that being said...[1/3]
>>1088114>>1088100Time to give this neat trick a shot, if only just to find out sooner rather than later.[2/3]
>>1088120The ache in your head amplifies to senseless levels as your mind and arms rend in agony. This may not have been a good idea.[3/3]
>>1088130Nonsense, pain means its working.Enter 527913 into the keypad.
>>1088132With a few deep breaths, you get a grip and try punching in the number, hitting enter. Sure enough, the intercom begins to ring. After what feels like several despondent minutes, the call is abruptly answered with frantic scrambling and hastened panting. A female voice begins to speak."Hello!? Yes, is someone there!?"
>>1088151>Can I have some water for my plant?
>>1088156Judging from the exasperated chuckling and ensuing awkward silence, she comes to understand that you are serious."Well, uh...did you try the bathroom?"
>>1088173"Where is the bathroom?"
>>1088180"Have you not tried the other door?"
>>1088193>You can see where I am?
>>1088241Cheeky. I like it.
>>1088219You cast a gaze around the room with your inquiry, not spotting any obvious means of surveillance."O-oh, oh no, not at all. There's, well, simply little to no variance in what would be your room and others of its ilk.">>1088241>>1088247You opt to play your hand close to your chest with your next response, continuing on."Oh. Um, my apologies? Was the door somehow jammed or...or..."Whether from genuine frustration at the train of thought or perhaps guilt laden reasons, she is quick to change the subject."Argh, listen, this is not important! I just- I-"She breathes a deep sigh."Sorry, sorry, let me just cut to the chase. You don't know what's going on, I hardly know much more, and this is the only sane conversation either of us may have for the foreseeable future. First things first, do you want out of there?"
>>1088312>Where exactly is this?
>>1088318"Alright, good. Now, I don't want to make you nervous or angry or anything, so for all intents and purposes, let's say most everything is on a need to know basis."Her pause as she weighs her next words is quite apparent."...Honestly, I'm really just something of an intern, and...and everyone else has up and vanished. I really don't know what's happening. Not quite in the same way, but I'm as trapped as you."For a moment, she seems to involuntarily trail off."God, there's just all these fail-safes, all these contingencies, all these...and I'm not sure whether they're working perfectly or not working at all..." >>1088342"I...I suppose where is relative. As for the how and why...please, as I've said, just wait on it for now. Many things should come to you naturally, whether I think it beneficial or not. Just think yourself a...guest, making a long overdue departure."She seems to finally be getting to the chase part of the lecture."I could go on, and I fear I just might, but long story short, if I am to open your door, there may be chance of some form or another of a chain of events counting down to either our success and absolute freedom, or...let's not think about any 'or'.""...In closing, on the record, do I have your blessing in setting any and all of this in motion?"
>>1088405"Not yet. I wanna explore the place for a bit."Go to the other door and open it.
>>1088456You request the voice wait just a moment. She politely bid you take your time.[1/2]
>>1089608You are now in the bathroom, as it would turn out to be after all.[2/2]
>>1089618> Admire yourself in the mirror and imagine what we would look like with big boobs>Check the water tank on the toilet, also flush it> Put water in the cup and feed the plant!
>>1089618check cabinet, also check if we need a shower. if yes, take one. if not, take one with the curtain open.
[OP here, sorry everyone for about the day of absence. Had to relocate quite abruptly, which is actually one of my better excuses for these things. Hence the ID change. Update momentarily. Thank you for your patience.]
>>1090079>>1090197All the facilities seem to be functioning at complete normality. The cabinet contains a sufficient supply of towels and is otherwise quite roomy.[1/3]
>>1093297Filling the cup after a lack of any particularly interesting finds, you naturally take a look in the mirror, perhaps imagining life were you just a bit more well endowed. The mirror is fake, much like its window brethren. You are now sufficiently displeased.[2/3]
>>1093329Shower works too. Refreshing.[3/3]
>>1093349return to the intern on the intercom and ask about having cold beers sent to the room, a sort of room service. become hostile if denied.
>>1093373She groans somewhere in between agitation and defeat at your proposition."Okay, listen. This is not a hotel. There is no beer. There is no room service. There is no anything. We can't even begin to reach each other from where we currently stand. However, I'll tell you what. If we get out of this in one piece, first rounds on me. Happy? Can we proceed?"Her compromise only allows you to achieve half frustration. You lightly smack the door. The mark cramps in immediate protest. It is hard to see if any progress has been made.
>>1093512Open the Pod bay doors, HAL.
>>1093512Dry yourself off with a towel first.Maybe wear one too.Not sure if you're wearing clothes or that just how you look like without them with that artstyle.Don't wanna electrocute yourself or make a shitty first impression with that wet look of yours when you open the door
>>1093576>>1093816Alright, now you're ready. As you are indeed already clothed, you improvise with your new outfit. The stranger readies herself and informs you for any and all future reference that while she is able to override it this one time under certain circumstances, the code to open and close your door should be 615841.[1/2]
>>1094134For a moment, there is only silence. Then, without another word, connection on the intercom is cut and the door before you shoots up into an evident recess, the only noise a mere puff of wind. A long hallway stands before you.[2/2]
>>1094205Bravely go forth and explore the hallway.
>>1094314The hallway is empty aside from the destinations at either end. After one straight shot and minute or so walk, you arrive at a simple elevator.
>>1094464Examine the door closelythen the panel.
>>1094485Just a normal door and panel. Obvious differences from what you've seen thus far would be the far lesser options of two arrow buttons and the obvious B emblazoning. No way of telling any more without taking things apart, which would be difficult even if you knew where to begin.
>>1094584Push the "V" button.
>>1094633A lull of a few seconds and the door opens, already on the current floor.
>>1096336You are now in the elevator.
>>1096455Press the ^ button
>>1096482The door politely closes as a classy elevator tune cues in at the activity.[1/3]
>>1097272The suspense is killing me
Anyone else notice the size of the images?Great story, by the way.
>>1099710>>1099754[Most deepest apologies, without blogposting too much I'll just say I'm still getting adjusted to a few less than stellar changes. Your words truly mean a lot to me. Update momentarily.]
>>1100503Its all good man, this isnt the longest ive waited for a qst update.
>>1097272You are quite thankful for the solace. The ride seems to last forever.[2/3]
>>1100683You arrive at a quaint little room.[3/3]
>>1100839go through the left door
>>1101749You enter into a hallway. Looks to be quite the bit more to this place than you've seen.
Aha, time for life support!>>1115761