As the fighters pull inverted overhead, you feel something fray and snap deep within you - you'll be damned if you die waiting for a bunch of Brits in some French atrocity to come riding to your “rescue.” You pull up sharply into the next reversal, standing your bird on her tail and flicking the rudder as you thumb the gun trigger. The twin-twenties thunder, bright tracers flashing out to scatter the diving bandits - and then you're past, rolling inverted to find your foes pulling towards you again for another vertical merge. You take them up on it, counting - four, five!? - and past as your nugget and you roll tightly through the merge, snap-shots whipping past close enough to singe. “Extend, extend-” you wheeze with what air you've got left after the high-Gs. By the time your bandits reverse you've already grabbed some horizontal space, forcing them to stretch their dives a bit - equalizing the energy. You wait till they're a tad out of gun range before whipping around like rattlesnakes, saving just enough room to accelerate out of your turn before you merge. >Turn nose-to-tail. >Turn nose-to-nose. >Vertical reversal.
>>1070641>>Vertical reversal.He's doing a vertical jump!!!!
>>1070641Inb4 Panzer>[x] Vertical Reverse
>Vertical reversal.Ahahaha. Nice try tricking us into a nose- to- nose, poi.
>>1070641Uh, fuck.So apparently our plane is good at rolling, I guess?Not entirely sure which of these uses that to our advantage...>Turn nose-to-tail.
>>1070641>Turn nose-to-tail. We have power and energy on prop planes, go for a quick tail shot and roll out.
>>1070641>[X] Vetical reversal.ERE WE GO.
>>1070679Like I said. Fucking classified. The oathbreakers do... fucking things to these girls that we don't need to let get out. Bad for fucking morale, you fucking tracking?
The A-4, I think, doesn't have the low-speed capability to pull a vertical reverse.Keep in mind the kinematics of the manuver.
>>1070690>WE fucking aren't. WE either catch them on land or in fucking port. Otherwise, they're a warship's issue. Not mine.The fuck sort of port can handle this thing?
>>1070692Please don't encourage the Catte.
>>1070641>>[X]Vertical reversal.I don't know what any of these mean but this one sounds cool!Also, as inspired by SW'89. Here's a little something that probably took me far longer to make than it should have!
image shitpost>>1070641>Vertical reversal.
>>1070708Good to know
>>1070710What in the six fucking hells is that. You know what, no, don't fucking tell me. It's dogshit retarded is what it is. Also: Just like the USS Donald J Trump, it's nonexistent.
>>1070677>people are doing it for me now
>>1070710uh.. wait. Which end is the front?
>>1070707>he's calling them oathbreakers nowjust call them "COBRA." Oh, oh, and they're led by COBRA DANE, an axe-wielding Viking who can see in the dark!
>>1070641>nose to noseGO NOSE TO NOSE YOU FUCKS. THE A-4 DOES NOT DO WELL AT ALL IN THE VERTICAL. IT WILL NOT DO AMAZINGLY WELL IN A TURNFIGHT. GET INTO A ROLLING SCISSORS. IT ROLLS VERY WELL.
>>1070708 hereSTOP VOTING FOR THE WORST OPTION YOU MORONS.THE VERTICAL REVERSE IS A MANUVER WHERE YOU GAIN AS MUCH ALTITUDE AS POSSIBLE BEFORE RUDDERING OVER AND ENTERING A DIVE. THE SKYHAWK LACKS THE PERFORMANCE FOR THIS MANUVER TO WORK PROPERLY IN THIS FIGHT.
>>1070641>Vertical reversal>Vertical reversal>Vertical reversalERADIDESS ARGENTINA!
>>1070737He's been calling the abyssals that since like day one
>>1070719> picSomehow that's pretty fucking accurate.Had a good giggle at that.
>>1070737Shouldn't you be avoiding having to fuck one of the two incredibly fucking attractive bitches after your dick?
>>1070737The next HMS Terror calls, we need to remind him that he isn't HMS fucking anything
where can I find ghost's novel? somehow i totally missed us capturing a damn abyssal.
>>1070753>says the man bunking with Yamato and ignoring the sultry eyefucking Tatsuta keeps mailing himallow me to borrow a face
>>1070753>avoiding having sex with two beautiful women>it's just like my Japanese animes~
>>1070753>just twoDid you fucking lost count when you fired that large calbur shell. Officer.
>>1070749you would not fucking believe how accurate it is
>>1070760I posted the link ~15 minutes ago.Rebound, by GhostDiv:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fb0FmI-XAGPJRW36_IXlCL5h-XfvEnG5SFjP9a7Jh4Y/edit
>>1070641>>1070708>>1070739I would agree. Stubby wings do not work well for low-speed maneuvers. >nose to noseI'm having a hard time picturing this fight in my head. We still need to use the power advantage we have over the prop planes and make them chase us.
>>1070737>>1070763Yankeetoku! You're not one to talk dess.You named your CIC support staff, "The Ocelot Unit".>>1070753Yankeedere is almost as dense as the Yankeetoku!
>get gangpressed into service>"oathbreakers"
Also, changing my vote.>>1070641>>Turn nose-to-tail.
>>1070753>Shouldn't you be avoiding having to fuck one of the two incredibly fucking attractive bitches after your dick?Arizona would like to know who this so-called competition is.
VOTES FRIKKIN CALLED
>>1070641>Vertical reversal.>tfw the shitposting has returned, My cock is way to hard for this.
>>1070666Changing vote to >[X] nose to nose
>>1070763Hey thats my face! Don't take my face!
>>1070738Dio shut up
>>1070763Tats is looking for a reason to justify her continued existence. She thinks being a fucking housewife will do it. She's fucking wrong and we both fucking know it. >>1070766Ain't it just. >>1070767Who the else is trying to fuck him? Shit I don't know anymore.
>>1070724Re-class BBV.from a different site>Let me guess: if those are 16'' triple turrets along the middle, then she's at least 3x longer and 2x wider than Yamato.>Citadelling her would be troublesome, except where the 3 side turrets are. Those barbettes seem a bit exposed.>Her displacement would be massive, probably 5x the displacement of Yamato, at least.OR >Approximate length: 789m>Approximate beam: 77.8m>Approximate displacement, low end, unloaded: 325,135 tons>Goddamn, the turning circle would be huge. >>1070731right side
>>1070707I'm not sure how "The Abyssals rape shipgirls into becoming suicide bombers" would be BAD for morale. Last I checked Americans tend to get rather ornery, as opposed to scared, when their enemy does Bad Shit to their people (9/11, for example).If what's been done to Hughes (and Buchanan) doesn't fill them with righteous fury, then I imagine it'd convince them to fight to their last and detonate their stores rather than be taken by the enemy, because otherwise they'll be 'killed' and their bodies used to hurt their sisters.
>>1070774I actually think Hate is denser. Settle at least understands that Arizona and Shoukaku are wet for him, he just can't bring himself to do anything about it. Hate is in pure denial.
>>1070792>Who the else is trying to fuck him? Shit I don't know anymore.Everything on base with tits and less than 40 torpedo tubes, basically.
>>1070753>Shouldn't you be avoiding having to fuck one of the two incredibly fucking attractive bitches after your dick?
>>1070795Agreed.Old propaganda was full of reports of enemy war crimes. It all depends how you play it up.
You realize you fucks just voted for the worst option?
>>1070769Oh no I totally believe you. Planefaggans quests are basically crockpots of insanity anyways, so this isn't too hard to imagine.
>>1070782>Arizona would like to know who this so-called competition is.Wrong Ari. That one's from BelaBatt AFAIK. KCQ Ari is CuteMute McDonutMuncher
>>10707820/10 no six shooter.
>>1070807Is this your first planefag thread?
>>1070789Only if you tell us who you're sweet on~>>1070774>"The Ocelot Unit"PIC RELATED
>>1070809>Wrong Ari. That one's from BelaBatt AFAIK. KCQ Ari is CuteMute McDonutMuncher>>1070809>0/10 no six shooter.I know. Couldn't find an intimidating enough kcq Ari though. Other then Yandari.
>>1070783It's too late
REMOVE SPACEBATTLES AND BELABATT FROM THE PREMISES. REEEEEEEËEEEEEE
>>1070819You know darn well that it's ██████████████
>>1070795>>1070805It might not be so much the "bad shit" they are doing per se, but the spooky shipgirl magic that those actions imply. I mean, it feels like they are getting up to more than your standard brainwashing.
>>1070816Nope. 's why I made the submarine warfare primer ages ago. So people would have some inkling of how things should be done.
>>1070807We're Argentinian. Good is bad, North is down, Falklands are Malvinas.
>>1070804didn't this skeeter get featured in that one comic/doujin with the dog and the lightbulb, co-starring Oi?
>>1070823your waifu a shit
>>1070808he's played with us three timeseach time, he's shot someone in the backyou don't know my hell. in my hell, I'm the SL and everyone else is planefag
>>1070807no, it's half past four in the morning, i have literally no idea what i am doing
>>1070823Wait I thought this was a kancolle thing? Is it actually kancolle in space?
>>1070831>she's in love with the BIG, THICK, BLACK CENSOR-BAR... jesus fucking christ
>>1070831Apropos of nothing, Elly is really cute.
>>1070794That thing is fucking retarded. Above and beyond the usual retardedness of BBVs, I mean. >>1070799Jesus fucking Christ. Well, good luck to the fuck then. Hope he's got some icy hot. >>1070795It ain't just that. Trust me, it's fucking necessary, ok?
>>1070832They're replacing the girls' faeries with imps. It's effectively an evil blood transfusion.
So is Trump now POTUS in universe?
>>1070841FUNNY, MY HELL LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME
>>1070846SHE'S AN OVERSIZED FRIGATE
>>1070841I've had to mod for servers before. You haven't seen nothing till you have to scramble for words to keep a guy from shooting him self.
>>1070843You dumb fuck.
>>1070857>nowIt's been alluded to since before the primaries were over.
>>1070857Almost certainly not for long. Everybody who's opinion actually matters knows that the Orange has no place having actual authority in an armed conflict.
when does best ship show upcan essex be phased out for someone better?
>>1070857No, still Obama. Martial law.
>>1070861>That pictureOh god the accuracy.
>>1070844It's not my fault the eggheads have pre-programmed my devices with auto-redaction.
>>1070870Ahhh, that's always fun.
>>1070867so what you're saying is...DD's are for lewds?
>>1070849That's a good point. As strange as it is for the shipgirls to be coming back, what are the implications for their crew coming back? And if that said crew has been replaced by imps? People still alive now know some of those former crewmembers, and it some cases those crewmembers are still alive themselves.
>>1070817you have no idea(mostly because I haven't written it up yet)...been trying to think about ways to board it. >too much dakka to attempt surface assault>too much AA to attempt air assault, even with nutso airframesleaves either boarding torpedoes or ramming it with an aircraft carrier in the hopes that the CV's sheer bulk will last long enough to close with the aviation superbattleshipAnd since the crazy marine says boarding torpedoes are a no-go...>>1070843SB just follows along. It's a different site. >>1070867What's the difference between a frigate and destroyer?
>>1070857Nah, it's Carson.It's 2018 and Sammy said the President's a 'nigg-'.
>>1070881Essex is here to stay, like it or not. Though I would agree having her on base would be fantasticCauseDamn son
>>1070861FUNNY BECAUSE I SEEM TO REMEMBER THAT I'M THE ONLY FUCKING CUNT WHO KNOWS HOW TO READ A FUCKING MAP>>1070870do you know how many guys have thrown grenades while trying to get into humvees? four. four separate people. six if you count the guys who accidentally place satchel charges
>>1070844>>she's in love with the BIG, THICK, BLACK CENSOR-BARWell, the big black caulk is pretty good at plugging any holes in a deck.https://youtu.be/hkmeoYKYctw?t=1m26s
>>1070898But that was ages ago. Back in the Obamarama adminustration
>>1070903I agree with this motherfucker. Damn, son.
>>1070909The quest hasn't been progressing in realtime. The quest hasn't even reached a week, ingame
>>1070846Daw thanks.>>1070867>>1070892I dont hear anyone complaining about the Kaze sisters. They have good figures too.
>>1070913>>1070903>>1070881Y'all niggas need Midway
>>1070848Let me hazard a guess, it has to do also with how the public might react to the fact the Abyssals also have the capacity to at least attempt to involuntarily subvert ships from a distance if they work at it.Like what they did at Truk to the DDs and Mushi is bad, spoopy juju, but if people start digging and details about Shigure and Naka get out, it's game-over PR wise.
>>1070894A frigate is our name for destroyer escorts. they escort ships and hunt subs
>>1070909...the quest started in 2018. Obama'd been out of office for over a year by then.
>>1070881THE SHIP WITH HIPS
>>1070246Can someone explain this? It's gotta be fairly rare for a Warrant Officer to get in that kind of trouble right?
>>1070922Look at those DDs on that!Those are definitely for lewds.
>>1070922WHAT ARE YOU HIDING UNDER THAT EXTRA DECK?
>>1070936I think that's the joke.
>>1070922Oh, I'm not complaining, believe me
>>1070906I know that pain. Trying to get to that car or whatever that is your only escape before some dumb shot throws a grenade and blows it up.Pic not related cause I'm an idiot
>>1070892>>1070949God damn it NO! Destroyers are not for lewds! We have been OVER THIS!
>>1070959GET THE POWERPOINT
>>1070954Anon, are you posting your Sonic OC?Do you need help?
>>1070959its been a while, you might need to bring out the powerpoint again.
>>1070848Oh, right, forgot to post the armor too>Re-class, OTOH, may very well have that kind of armor. For this exercise, I'm assuming that she has Yamato's maximum possible thickness in all the right ar->Ahem. Anyways:>408.9mm belt armor >231.1mm deck armor >650.4mm turret armor >229.7mm bulkhead armor >500.3mm 'conning tower'>...Hell, now I really wish there was a custom Re unit in CMANO.>>1070881I did a writeup on how fucking nuts Sara would be if her CG was legitlemme see if I can find it>>1070930ah, thankshave been puzzling over that for a while
>>1070835No, you're thinking of Uzuki. That pic was Yayoi, her expressionless sister.
>>1070959Why are you tempting the Catte desu?The Catte is a civilian the and the last person you can threaten!
>>1070954do you not know how to undo a picture once it's been picked
>>1070963Some tumblrist drawing. I saved it because the description contradicted itself so hard I thought might have ceased to exist.
>>1070928Guess all you want. Like I said, it's fucking classified.
>>1070977Not really. I've only ever used 4chan once before, and that was looking st the quest archives.Plus I'm on my phone which makes it worse.
>>1070959if Ellie is for lewds and Ellie is a frigate, doesn't it then follow that DD's are for lewds?
>>1070978>>1070986So you're just a newfag, ok>>1070993No, it just follows that Ellie doesn't make sense
>>1070861You gonna run a thread tomorrow too?
>>1070986So, you're from spacebattles then?That definitely is your Sonic OC.
>>1071000Pretty much. Except I've actually lurked more, unlike some new fags.I don't go tromping onto image boards and stepping all over their culture, you see.
>>1070986rip newfag I just refresh the page and I don't know if there's a better way
>>1070993When a man that outranks you says something is not for lewds it becomes your responsibility to ensure they are not lewded. That is what I am doing. I do not care what happens to things that are not destroyers. They do not concern me.
>>1071000Possibly.But why take that route when the other is much more fun?
>>1070993she has bigger tits than battleshits
>>1071015But what if she identifies as battleship
>>1071005Never made an account on there. I was just looking for KCQ related things before I stumbled on the quest.
>>1071015Destroyers will be lewded and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>1070971>I did a writeup on how fucking nuts Sara would be if her CG was legit>lemme see if I can find itFound it>CV-3 historically carried 78 aircraft, according to Wikipedia (if there's a better site for information on USN warships, could I have a link?)>Though I think she's packing a tad more than a mere 78 airframes (assuming each bullet = one plane) in those magazines.>Two mainline variants of stick magazines for the Thompson, one with 20-bullet capacity and one with 30-bullet capacity. Three mags in the holster and one in the gun at the moment... 80/120 planes right there. :wtf:>The drums... ooh. 50-bullet cap or 100-bullet cap. Once again, I'm leaning on the high end here. 250/500 planes are visible (THAT'S MORE THAN WO!), but let's assume that the drums go around the full circumference of her skirt, because fook the Abyssals I'm bored, slightly tired, pissed, and very curious as to how hilarious I can make the calcs.>From what I can see, there's just enough room for three more on her starboard side, for a total of eight. 400/800 planes. Now let's assume that there's two in the center (the one in the far back being one of them, for an additional 50/100 aircraft - 450/900 total). Seven drums on the other side for 350/700 planes.>Total of 800/1600 airframes from the drums, and 80/120 from the sticks. 880/1720 in total. ------------>Now with the knowledge that there's only 12 plane-bullets in each stick magazine... 848/872/884 airframes on the low end, 1648/1672/1684 airframes on the high end.she has an entire air force as her embarked air wing
>>1071013Thanks m8. I'll try it next time I fuck up.
>>1070993Some of them are, fuck yes. Have you fucking SEEN Hamakaze? god DAMN son.
>>1071030And hamakaze doesn't?
>>1071037Damn it I can try!
>>1071044SHE GOES IN THE SAME DAMN CATEGORYhow does a cruiser lose out to destroyers on this shit fuck me sideways
>>1071044I honestly don't know why Hamakaze is considered a DD with those knockers.
>>1071043AHAHAHA HATE CONFIRMED AS LEWDING DESTROYERS
>>1071054Name one motherfucker that can look at that bitch and not want to put their dick in her till she couldn't fucking walk anymore. God DAMN son.
>>1071045We need USN stationary. And your good buddy's signature. Next to a hat with lots of scrambled eggs on it.>Captcha thinks truck is a store.
>>1071044HAMAKAZE AND DDS WITH DDS ARE FOR LEWDS!
>>1071030>The unfairness that is Rezu's measurements>The bullshit that is Rezu's bustlineTHIS. ISN'T. FAIR.At least she's better than Agato desu. That cow sounds like a 90-year old grannie!
>>1071051Some ships are just blessed, regardless of class.
>>1071066I DON'T WANT TO AGREE WITH YOU BUT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU
You haul back for a vertical reversal, g-forces crushing you into the seat as your hawk claws homeward, the flat slab of the cloud deck churning above you. The bandits are matching you - you've got the edge in climb, but not enough to be decisive. “Jink jink jink!” you call, mashing the rudder and praying your nugget does the same. A few tracers lick past as you circle overshoots theirs, but with deflection close to ninety degrees, nothing connects. “Split!” you grunt as the nose falls, you and your nugget half-rolling to dive away in opposite directions before they can exploit the angles in the second merge at the bottom. You pull out with your right wingtip almost skimming the whitecaps and pull hard into your bandits, watching their gun muzzles pulling hard to gain lead - then shove the stick forward violently rather than rolling for a reversal. Surprised, they pull their sights through you without firing, then roll sharply back to re-acquire you - - and you snatch the stick back into the turn, robbing their angles and rolling out for an unloaded extension. By the time they've turned back into you you're already level and poised, snapping into another guns-defense break, going even lower this time as tracers whistle past above. Sea spray splatters against your canopy and the Skyhawk shudders in the ground-effect above the choppy waves, but she holds firm and keeps flying, reversing again. Your vision starts to blur as g-forces crush you into your seat, squeezing the must out of your old g-suit and tinging the edge of your grey world black. “Fox three!” someone says faintly as you snap into another reversal, pausing just long enough after rolling out to rubberneck - sure as hell they're already out-of-synch and climbing, countering with a yo-yo. You're out of altitude, and soon you'll be out of airspeed - so you had better come up with a bright idea, and fast. [ ] WRITE-IN (BRIGHT IDEA)
>>1071038further proof she is best carrier
>>1071062And she bakes cookies. Treats for marine dogs.
>>1071051your tits probs got shot off when you sailed into the Sunda Strait Gank Squad
>>1071079Bullshit. they wanna fuck her too, that's why there's so many fucking drawings and shit of her with a dick attached.
>>1071080[x] Bail into that ship's AA like a useless Argentinian!
>>1071062Is she a lesbian
>>1071045Col. at some point it becomes like shouting at the tide.Best compromise is that they can be lewded once fully upgraded, but only then and only if they could otherwise pass for a CL.
>>1071080Thatch Weave with our wingman while we build back our energy.
>>1071080Hm. Prayer, maybe?>>1071104There IS a helo in the airspace who could conceivably fish us out
>>1070937>>1070959>>1071015Well it's a good thing I'm not a DD then. I'm a DE.>>1070939A ██████████████████, a █████████. a ███████████████████████, and a little thing that goes ding.>>1071000Hey! I make sense!Just not by your rules.>>1071031I identify as DE-173.>>1071030Look just because you come from a continent that is as flat as your bustline don't take it out on me.
>>1071003>You gonna run a thread tomorrow too?Nah, got something to do. Might write something quest-related tho, more as a writeup.
>>1071109Fucked if I know, I never see her around. And Apparently it's bedtime. Max has been lurking around the computer desk for more than ten minutes. Don't get anybody fucking killed, you fucks.
>>1071111To hell with your compromise. DesDiv6 is for lewds! Four loli sisters all at once!
Anyway, for the person who wanted WITNESS ME in Argentinian Spanish, here you go:ESPACTADOR, VE A ME!(Lit; Witness, see me! )orESPIA ME ACCIONES!(Lit; watch my actions)
>>1071083that's not how it works dammit, I displace six times her weight and what do I have to show for it?
So if chest size is the barrier for lewds, does that mean Naka is not for lewds? We should tell harder.
>>1071121You forgot your pick, lil' DE.
So I have no idea what to do here as my knowledge of this stuff is less coherent than Deme's update schedule.
>>1071121Forgot your tag there, hoss.
>>1071111There are times I just decide it's not worth it and take a fucking nap.
>>1071080Can we get a diagram of our airframe and the enemy rough positions and movement profile?
>>1071136Those look like a solid c-cup. What are ya complaining about?
>>1071080How fast can the Skyhawk climb? Also, what model of Skyhawk are we using?>>1071105...they won't follow us there, right? >>1071120>There IS a helo in the airspace who could conceivably fish us outbut not before the Abyssal ships in local eat usor they shoot down the rescue chopper
>>1071080[x]Jettison the drop tanks into the surf, and hope the spray from the impact gives you the split second break to allow the missile to do it's job.
>>1071124Hate, you know for a fact that's a pipe dream.Night, you crusty old dog.
>>1071136retarded elf ears
>>1071160good night kaga pride
>>1071158>How fast can the Skyhawk climb? Also, what model of Skyhawk are we using?CLIMBING IS NOT GOING TO HELP US. THE A-4 IS NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING IN THE VERTICAL. IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH ENGINE POWER. THE ONE ADVANTAGE THE A-4 HAS IS ROLL RATE. ITS ROLL RATE IS INSANE.
>>1071124>Don't get anybody fucking killed, you fucks.Don't jinx it.
>>1071171Kek. I hope somebody makes a pin out of that.RIP Trude Pride
>>1071080[x] draw our sidearm and shoot at the ceiling.
>>1071159This is the only Idea I've seen that seems even vaugely plausible. Anyone else have input?
>>1071080>Punch throttle, weave as much as you can, and fucking pray
>>1071187We lost our tanks before we shot our rockets.
>>1071159Already ditched those, and the rockets.>>1071080>Beeline for the cruisers because a barrier barrage hates every plane equallyAnd pray that the planes attacking them stuck around
>>1071137Already a CL (if not well endowed) so no issue.>>1071144Naps are never really a bad thing. You never truly treasure them when your young, but later on...oh yeah.
>>1071158>How fast can the Skyhawk climb? Also, what model of Skyhawk are we using?Model M. Skyhawk actually climbs decent for its era, it doesn't have a lot of thrust but it's a tiny little bastard. What really cost you was more the enemy's turn rate. A loop is not *exactly* a turn in the vertical - gravity makes it go literally egg-shaped - but it's close enough that the same principles apply... for a while... kind of. ...It's hard to explain at 12AM, sorry.
>[X] Pop chaff and go for a Immelman, try and see if you've got enough gas in the tank to swing a turn-n-burn with them.
>>1071066>At least she's better than Agato desu. That cow sounds like a 90-year old grannie!So, she sounds like you?Oh wait, she does.
>>1071159we already dropped the tanks
>>1071187>This is the only Idea I've seen that seems even vaugely plausible. Anyone else have input?I don't know what the fuck I'm doing so I'll probably just vote for whatever sounds smart.
>>1071192Which reminds me.Zero fuel when? Shouldn't be *that* long.
>>1071192Welp guess we're fucked then
>>1071143>>1071138Oops. >>1071152Just name the time and place and I'll be there. Sooner or later. Might take a while.
>>1071126Degeneracy. https://mega.nz/#!nMlAhRQZ!30VTkcNA81BJmHSHotbIuF5RWJ6NBX9TRD9plqUNayQEXTREME degeneracy. https://mega.nz/#!LIlXWLCT!mSSZl431299qCOHQGGEYvjOl-ZO4pCKFCtJVdP7BayE
>>1071198Do we even have Chaff?
>>1071207How is that a problem?
>>1071180>>1071117>>1071080Repeating this idea: Thatch weave with our wingman to rebuild our speed. If any of the bandits chase us, we'll get shots on them with each repeat of the weave. Plus, it uses our roll rate to our advantage.
>>1071220fuck it, in with this.
>>1071187Oh, so the Thatch Weave wasn't viable? We need energy. Energy is everything. How do we regain energy? Going in a straight line and letting your engine do the work. How can we do this when there is someone behind us? Have a teammate come towards us so he can make the guy behind us go away, and keep switching while the both of us regain energy.
>>1071193>>1071200Shit, must have missed that, thought we only dropped the rocket pods.Well, then I guess pop chaff, weave, and pray are our best bet.
>>1071180k thx...kneejerk reaction is to roll into the damn thing and bitchslap it beneath our fucking Argie weight but that don't work without proper kit>>1071193this. As Batlead proved, AA fire doesn't care about the difference between allied and enemy airframes.>>1071206If we're about to run out of fuel, then aim at one of the cruisers and punch it while our wingman quits the AOWITNESS ME
>>1071217I said WE'RE fucked dessbote. You still aren't getting any.
>>1071199How can you not love Atago? She is pure love.
>>1071080hmmm...Fuck, no airspeed.PLANNING, WAIT OUT.
>>1071237Yes but the Argentinian will fail and die.That's a good thing!
>>1071220There's more of them, so they might just gangfuck us, but it seems like the least worst idea so far.It's entirely possible that there just aren't any ideas that are good enough, but that's in god's hands.
>>1071220Seems like the best idea atm. Unless anybody else has something better, I'll go with this.
>>1071080>[x] Thatch weave with our wingman to rebuild our speed. If any of the bandits chase us, we'll get shots on them with each repeat of the weave. Plus, it uses our roll rate to our advantage.Nothing else seems likely to work. Might as well try it.
>>1071244>adorably racist dessbote...why did I not see this coming.
>>1071199>>1071241Atago is a nice person!Her voice is scratchy and that of a grandma!And what are you talking about! Kongou is seventeen!
>>1071080>[x] Thatch weave with our wingman to rebuild our speed. If any of the bandits chase us, we'll get shots on them with each repeat of the weave. Plus, it uses our roll rate to our advantage.I don't know what this is but these people sound like they know what they're talking about so I'm voting for this.
>>1071244Yes, but the Argentinian isn't what we're trying to kill atm.
>>1071189>>1071080i change my vote to>>1071262thatch weave
>>1071130Oh god no. You don't know spanish do you.The literal translation for "Witness" as a verb is "Atestiguar" (as a noun it's "Testigo"). Conjugated for first person plural imperative, it'd be "Atestigüenme". Argie-ized, that'd be "Atestiguáme".Probably with a "che" at the end, because argie.Therefore, "ATESTIGÜAME CHE"Or, if you simply go with "look at me", "MIRÁME CHE"If I cared enough I'd look at the spanish subs for Fury Road but I don't.
>>1071267Just delete your old post. Makes it easier to count.
>>1071080Pop all decoys (chaff AND flares), turn away at max power and play chicken with the waves. Maybe we can get a maneuver kill.
>>1071256Hon, I have grandparents younger than you. At your point, you only make seventeen if you leave the one off the front.
>>1070986>>1071051Click choose file, then click cancel. Boom, no file chosen.
YOU FUCKERS SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME.ALRIGHT, HERES THE PLAN.We're low on energy, have little altitude, and our speed is low.We're gonna play to our strengths.BEGIN PLAN[x] HIGH G BARREL ROLL AS ENEMY BANDITS COME OUT OF THEIR YOYO INTO THACH WEAVE/ROLLING SCISSORS WITH WINGMAN
>>1071281Oh shit, thanks man.
>>1071276You shouldn't lie about a lady's age!>>1071286Go away you filthy Argie poof!
>>1071286I thought that was essentially what we were doing?
>>1071286ALSO WE DUMP ALL THE COUNTERMEASURES WE HAVE WHILE DOING SO.
>>1071291What's your opinion on Canadians?
>>1071292It's adding in something to justify spoiling their shot as we get into the Thatch Weave.
>>1071276>>1071291Yeah, she's only 104!
>>1071292No, the other plan lacks the important STARTER of the manuver, where we avoid their high Yo-Yo with a high-G barrel roll.
>>1071080>>[x] Thatch weave with our wingman to rebuild our speed. If any of the bandits chase us, we'll get shots on them with each repeat of the weave. Plus, it uses our roll rate to our advantage.Officially changing my vote to this.
>>1071286>>1071292I kinda like the idea of starting with a barrel roll, to put us out of position with the end of the bandit yo-yo. They'll have to make fine adjustments close to the deck to hit us, and we can turn the barrel roll into a weaveI think...
>>1071304Listen here you little shit
>>1071312>Not being proud of aging like fine wine.
>>1071311Exactly.They're coming at us when we're low and slow iwht a high yo-yo.We don't have the speed and altitude to drag them into a weave unless we can break their Yo-Yo.
>>1071080>[x] HIGH G BARREL ROLL AS ENEMY BANDITS COME OUT OF THEIR YOYO INTO THACH WEAVE/ROLLING SCISSORS WITH WINGMANsure why not
>>1071314>1:26>literally A-moving across the maptop kekof course the Abyssals would just jam that shit
>>1071316She's aged more like milk.
>>1071312you don't scare me grandma
>>1071327i mean, with those tits
>>1071291See, here's the thing- you were a battlecruiser. That means you're at least, bear minimum, older than the WNT. Worse, you burned coal. Not oil, sweet Newcastle coal. Sure, there was the big refit (cough, midlife crisis, cough) but back in the day you had such peers as, say, Texas.I'm real sure that dreadnought would love to tell stories about you, back during the Great War.
>>1071312you're 22 years older than me you knoweven if we go by time launched to time sunk, you'd still be 32 years oldI'd be 9you loose old lady
>>1071333>BattlecruiserBut Kongou is a *Fast* Battleship!Please don't make up stories about Kongou dess!
>>1071235changing vote to>>1071286with the caveat that if we hit bingo fuel during the maneuver we then attempt to ram our plane down one of the CAs' stacks
>google still does an aileron roll when you search for do a barrel roll>the game is almost 25 years oldi've lost the will to even
Damn, this thread just turned to Bongo roasting thread like gdmn
>>1071286THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED. Hokay I am calling the thread for the night partly becuase of exhaustion, but in greater part because puking all day has left my throat so sore I can't eat, (after not eating all day because puking) and that seems to be sapping my energy levels just a bit. I've got enough to work with now, so I'll finish this omake and post it in this thread. It'll still be here, and alive, right? ... right? Fuck it, I can make a new one. I'll be pushing through this tho because Wednesday I want to either get back to the normal story threads and/or run another short omake, so here's the options for that: [ ] WE'RE ABYSSSALS, IN SPAAACE, ZOOMING ALONG ATTACKING THE HUMAN RAAAAACE[ ] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)[ ] Hampquest. To be clear I'll be doing this "write after the thread" thing just this once, to finish up this omake, and it's in no way some kind of more extensive thing, I won't run 24/7, I can't, I won't, I want to live, I have a gun, I've got a loaded gun I'll end myself you cANT MAKE ME YOU CAN'T M
>>1071312Remember, the YOUNGEST girl on base is in her early 70s, Dessbote. And Ari is only a couple years younger than you.You just took a damn long beauty sleep, that's all. Enjoy being the elder stateswoman; you have the maturity and experience to properly satisfy an admiral.(Why, yes, I AM hitting my mid-life crisis, is it really that obvious?)
>>1071347Either way, most humans would kill to have your body at your age, and I do mean literally kill.Shit, it's not even like you have to worry about ever getting wrinkles or liver spots like us meatbags.
>>1071357>[x] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)ME WHEN
>>1071333My Texas Senses are tingling. Someone mentioned bestbote.>>1071357>[x] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)I need this. I need to see the suffering.
>>1071357[x] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)finish the fucking story and stop getting sidetracked you greek homo
>>1071357>[ ] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)
>>1071357>[ ] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)Threads run so hilariously slow on /qst/, we'll be fine.
>>1071357It's going to last for over a week, dude, /qst/ is sloooooooowIf we don't go back to the normal story I vote for>Settle''s StaffFeel better fag, nice to be back
>>1071357Jeez, put down the 1911, PF>[X]Settle finally meets his fucking staff.
>>1071357>[ ] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)Fucking finally.
>>1071357>[X] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)
>>1071357>[x] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)Finally, we get to meet the guys that handle all the paperwork, giving us time to fuck with the botes and toy with the bigger botes
>>1071357>[x] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)I feel like this could help us in the normal threads.Also I've read enough about abyssals beating up humanity lately from other KanColle material.
>[X] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)
>>1071370>finish the fucking story and stop getting sidetracked you greek homoSettle Meets His Staff can actually be rolled right into the quest proper. Easily. Quite easily.
>>1071357>[ ] WE'RE ABYSSSALS, IN SPAAACE, ZOOMING ALONG ATTACKING THE HUMAN RAAAAACEYou do realize I'll shitpost the fuck out of it, right? (Also, how the fuck will that into working?)but honestly>[X] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)because the background shit is legitimately cool
>>1071357I won, yay!Where's Baron when you need him?[ ] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)
>>1071357>[ ] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)Except for his yeoman. Who he can never find. Because she's Iku's new girlfriend from Bremerton.
Alright, for anyone who hasn't read Hatequest and/or didn't catch it on SB, I have Chapter 6 of AWOL released.And for everyone who actually bothers to keep up with AWOL, I bring you Chapter 7; Fear Godhttp://pastebin.com/aneyCn6J
>>1071357>[ ] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)Let's meet the eggheads!So sadly there's no writeup for me to post. There wasn't enough money in the last congressional defense budget to buy the eggheads who redact the documents more of those special black pens. But with a new year comes a new budget and we should have those pens soon enough.
>>1071357>[ ] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)holy fuck about goddam time
>>1071357[ ] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)
>>1071388What fuckin doujin is that even from?
>>1071395then do it or i'm going to post this in every fucking thread you make forever so i get to troll halley and not you
>>1071395That's also part of why I wanna see it, because it's actually fucking relevant.I miss Settle.
>>1071357>[X] WE'RE ABYSSSALS, IN SPAAACE, ZOOMING ALONG ATTACKING THE HUMAN RAAAAACE>that seems to be sapping my energy levels just a bit.So, what you're saying is, Dagger isn't the only one in this thread with "low energy"?
>>1071357>[x] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)Does this include his doctor, who needs dope slap him just a tiny bit for not coming in sooner.Also, feel better and don't even try to run 24/7, we want you around for a long time to come.
>>1071357Excellent. I've got a Texas writeup that got done during the hiatus but not posted, so here we are with the giant dump of 'em:Hell and Texas: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1w4wZimQEnAbBC-w_U31oht5jfmN1Lf7JmQuPGLrsvN0/edit?usp=sharingHell and Texas - Cock & Bull: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gURWCa6SsfCSLcAuWPbgAZ2w5Zysupqpn55dylPIsqo/edit?usp=sharingHell and Texas - Blood & Money: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hO5kHbOSyxm0KO9uPzR4hjqwtt7We7tJE-V0p2f3nWg/edit?usp=sharingHell and Texas - Call & Answer: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13DljYAuCYxmcWDOn2PW8j-6BJUanTEUiRZ2ut8FotvA/edit?usp=sharingAnd a hearty thanks to Elly for helping with the mild crossover and Foxx's dialogue.
>>1071347Nah. Nah, nah nah. When your sister fought a *real* fast battleship, you know what happened? The first one fucked up, and the second one wrecked face! Poor Kirishima hammered SoDak, SoDak walked it off, and Washington...Well, the dude they named the state they named the boat after was famous for taking an island nation and spanking it repeatedly. Seems a good bit of that trickled down to Wash, who left Kirishima flooding and sinking. Right now you're looking more and more like a chuuniboat every minute. All you need to do to fix that is sell your soul to the USN for another refit, though...
>>1070677>>1070725>should have followed with the countersign
>>1071395Also, I'm off to sleep. It was nice to finally join in on the insanity that is KCQ.
>>1071357>[ ] WE'RE ABYSSSALS, IN SPAAACE, ZOOMING ALONG ATTACKING THE HUMAN RAAAAACEOh man, I want to know more about the Abyssals.Sorry to hear you're sick, get better soon!
>>1071395I have to say, your tales of digestion woes does raise concern. I trust that you've talk to a relevant medical professional about it at some point right?
>>1071428I posted my copy of it in the previous thread
I was told to post this here: http://pastebin.com/u/CHURCH17rz
>>1071413i was saving that picturei had it all planned outand you stole my thunderu figgit>>1071418>Does this include his doctor, who needs dope slap him just a tiny bit for not coming in sooner.That's guaranteed anyway, actually. His staff, I just... I just want to write him walking into that room and meeting the dead fuckingsilence
>>1071357>puking all day has left my throat so sore I can't eat, (after not eating all day because puking)I've seen a few people react like that to Trump being sworn in. Don't give yourself a hard time.
>>1070707Yes, there's several doujins detailing what happens.japan
>>1071450no no in planefag's case is *celebratory* puking
>>1071438none of them can do a fucking thing
>>1071450>He thinks Deme is having a negative reaction to Trump
>>1071418Snerk>>1071449>That's guaranteed anyway, actually. His staff, I just... I just want to write him walking into that room and meeting the dead fucking>silenceThe Suffering. I NEED it.
>>1071426You're welcome!Foxx is really good at catching people. Must be from his policeman days.
>>1071450listening to the commentary on NBC afterwards did it for mei'mm try to hold down some ramen noodles, see you guyss!
>>1071469Isn't ramen super oily and/or spiced and/or salty and therefore a terrible choice of post-vomit food.
>>1071457Shit. I'll also assume you've tried every idea/old wives remedy you could find.
i see all these writeups of great qualityand i look at myselfand i wonder why i cannot keep a consistent narrative and not go off into nutso crossover territorypf knows what i mean>supposed to be a high-speed rescue yacht >suddenly a heavy cruiser>>107147...cancer?
>>1071357>[X] Settle Meets His Staff (at last)It's about bloody time.
>>1071357[x] Settle's Staff (I swear to God if you actually name them, "The Ocelot Unit")Roughly edited, barely finished, but this is the first thread we've had in months and I want this pushed out.Memeboat Lily 3:[Magical Dork CV-9 Essex vs Magical Cool Beauty IJN Kaga & Magical Bong IJN Kongou Dess]https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W5XKhiEksPedD38excIEaDb6zurmv_JO3yz8wazkl1k/edit?usp=sharingWhere in Essex continues recounting her first day on Yokosuka. My entire set of write ups, including Akagi x Bat Lead smut is linked through a container doc which I'll be keeping on the @KongouLaKongou twitter to make it easier for off-site readers. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1laUGX2ggFQP1v8LL8YRJdOmbtzyKHVNGolthr583ZpA/edit?usp=sharing>>1071449>Meme magic saves me from your trolling games while giving me more and more ammo against you.I convinced the Greek to watch Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works>mfw the Greek is now a Saberfag and a RinfagHis taste is correct!
>>1071457Have you tried de-fizzed ginger ale/Canada Dry? It does pretty well at calming stomach issues most of the time.
>>1071450That would explain it.
>>1071473it's post-nasal drip that's my problem, nothing to do with my stomach
>>1071481I refuse to believe that spoiler
>>1071485Hot ramen causes nasal drip!
>>1071357>[x] WE'RE ABYSSSALS, IN SPAAACE, ZOOMING ALONG ATTACKING THE HUMAN RAAAAACEthis makes no sense why are they in spacethey can't actually be in space you're just saying that to make a rhyme rightwhy are there war ghouls and sunken ships in spacewhatit will be perfect
>>1071498I am 90% sure it's a lyric
Thanks for running deme
>>1071498That reminds me of another shipgirl series.
>>1071485Hope you get better soon
>>1070906btw there are videos
>>1071426My beloved Texas, you ARE an angel, an angel of death. Go forth Mighty T' go forth and fuck their shit!
>>1071485Thanks for the run PF, get some antihistimines for the drip and rack out.
>>1071535Please feel free to slake my unholy lust for feedback.
>>1071481But I approve
>>1071485Well shit. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate, and stick to simple food like unseasoned noodles and toast. Make sure to put away at least five litters of water a day, drink hot fluids, and plenty of Gatorade. Low electrolytes and sodium is an awesome way to get fucked in the head.Also, no booze excepting one shot of whiskey every six hours for soothing tyre throat and opening the blood vessels. I may not be ArmyNurseCorpsFag, but I do know some basic anti-fuckup medicine.
>>1071506>>1071498KOMRADE KLITHOBRAKING PIONEER 1967
>>1071490He's been *gushing* over UBW for the last week, especially Shirou, Archer, Saber, and Rin.I can't wait until he watches Sunny Day
>work has been amping up over the past few months, haven't been able to get shit done>"Oh well, it's not like KCQ will run for a while!">KCQ runs for the first time in monthsWell fuck, I don't have anything prepared. I might have one for when the next run happens, though that depends on work
>>1071485Apologies for the off-topic stuff, but I was wondering... do you know of a site that has orthographic images of various WWII and modern airframes (and not wikipedia).Been working on a scale comparison (in MS Paint) between a wide variety of aircraft. Sadly, this is all I can find (due to svg files shitting out on me when I try to open them).
>>1071490>mfw I am literally the NASU of questing
>>1071559Did he call the big identity reveal? How'd he react to ti?
>>1071461>can't see bait right in front of him
Welp, no DD Dad right now. Busy with my own questing, various TTRPGs, and school commitments to devote time to it at the moment!
>>1071481Old and busted, make way for the new hotness.Bonus points for being best kouhai and resembling a certain lewd boat.
For your decision to commemorate the brave PLAN sailors, this was commissioned for their meritorious acts!Thanks for the run Planefag, hope you get better soon.
>>1071481>Perth riding an emu
>>1071498so far the only safe bastions from Abyssals are either far inland or in spacetime to welp both of those>>1071564Now, of course because I don't know when to stop, here's the 'full' version of the picture>>1071582Words cannot describe our admiration for your contributions.
>>1071577Mashu and Hamakaze. Unf
>>1071577You mean, Mashu is old and busted, and Ishtar is new new hotness and Zuikaku is basically Tohsakaboat anyways.I for one, welcome our new era of Tohsakaface.
>>1071547When is RFV gonna get an update that puts any effort into making T&E even remotely sympathetic?
>>1071603>Ol and busted>mashuReeeeeeeeEriskigal a best anyways.
>>1071558Wait, so are Viking, Voyager, and co. also becoming kamusu?Not sure if want, but not really opposed to seeing.
>>1071603Turkey is worst carrier. Mashu is second best FGO.
>>1071603>Ishtarplz at least pick the better Rinface.
>>1071211Nice desu ne.
>>1071611I suppose that depends on who you ask, and where your line for sympathy is drawn.
>>1071603>Goddess from one of the oldest civilizations in existence>new hotness
>>1071611Best way to think about them is victims of lead poisoning (which causes violent tendencies in humans), starvation, and possibly neglect/abandonment.Oh, they've done some horrible shit, but ships are "themselves and the memories of their crews". T&E's crews suffer a pretty nasty and horrible fate on the Franklin Expedition, so not surprising they came back more than a little unhinged.
>>1071633And how you mathematically quantify rape.
>>1071640What happens when a rin daki ends up on your doorstep.
>>1071647saber >>> rin
>>1071633>>1071635>T&E's crews suffer a pretty nasty and horrible fate on the Franklin Expedition, so not surprising they came back more than a little unhinged.>a little unhingedimma borrow something an anon called them in a previous thread and just say that they're fucking wendigo-botes
>>1071611>>1071640Are we posting dank bait images?>>1071649Excellent.
>>1071649Sasuga catte husbando
>>1071481Is convincing him to make a Fate quest the next part of your plan?
>>1071649Shit taste confirmed
>>1071659Or take up the reins of F/SA
>>1071659Honestly, the Greek could probably do justice to a proper Grail War with all the completely fucked in the head personalities.
>>1071659You say as if this wasn't already a Fate quest.What is Hate but Settle's Servant?Let it be known that these are the correct FS/N waifu rankings.Saber: 10.0Rin: 9.9Sakura: 6
>>1071661>>1071663don't get me wrong rin is top fuckin shelf but saber is literally sayaka
>>1071211>Inazuma with big boobsABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING (not really)>CatsSUPER LEWD10/10 would lewd again
>>1071659>>1071667>>1071670>>1071672planefag grail war would just turn into Fate/Zero let's be real
>>1071664and one for deme
>>1071669>Sakura Saber>Red Saber>Blue Saber
>>1071678>Placing Seibah below Gen Urobochi's tragic heroine of justice that's another knock off of Seibah>>1071682>Last Stardust starts playng
>>1071688Thankfully he won't touch Prisma Illya.
>>1071642You know I'd been trying to forget that conversation happened. I've had short hours at work lately, anon, I can't drink that shit away again at the moment. Why do you do this to innocent people? Or me?
>>1071688this p. much
been informed there's no grand depository of writefaggingdunno who's still on but if you're here and you got handy links, can you reply to this post with them? hopefully we'll get a bunch in here to start with
>>1071688Let's be real here.Shirou holds the title as the 2nd most /k/ anime protagonist in history.Kerrytegu still holds the crown.
>>1071688Kayneth had a hard life
>>1071700Like. All the write-ups? D'ya need RFV and/or the Anne & Ti ones?
>>1071715ALL THE WRITE UPS!
>>1071700Scour the threadmarks in the SB transcript, but that's still not everything.
>>1071727see>>1071402other than that, SB has most, if not all, of the relevant ones up until the haitus where the threadmarking stops.
>>1071727Aight then. Let's hope I can link these without triggering a colossal shitstorm yet again.Radio Free Vengeance: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vYtKQ_mY3EmNekAR2LgFsxM5FMFOMLWbIKoMuiXPiq8/edit?usp=sharingRadio Free Vengeance - Best Served Cold: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X5E-vb-w9X7zyZpoV4-TkFDgYxghyxvyTNdrINcHb9E/edit?usp=sharingRadio Free Vengeance - Fraternizing With The Enemy: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y6_bsb_jVGPB_MYT9JVZilZ8LVNo4wtHSkzV1L9Hfj8/edit?usp=sharingRadio Free Vengeance - Madame Guillotine: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W-iqu3zcPGY2N9RSdQKjbKTPYcFomNSMHQQb7hvpKkQ/edit?usp=sharingRadio Free Vengeance - Dig Two Graves: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XAMBs84uoFyI79bH5PRPh8z1tK8cGa7TECszFQSQBV4/edit?usp=sharingAnne & Ti in the next post
just read Essex writeupfuck yesthat crane operator's dead tho if Essex tore off the boom, since it needs that thing to stabilize itself and the act of removing it would be violent as helland the PR nightmare is hugeKaga's prob going to lose her job at the librarya Starbucks and the people inside just got crushed that's one thing I don't like about superhero fightsnobody cares about what happens to the smallfolk>>1071661the fuck is this from
>>1071745>not recognizing Terminator 2
>>1071727>>1071744The Unsinkable Queen of the Cape: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GX-AGiv0T15teAo1eXQFQR7nDjo4UoqvfJjTvAAxih0/edit?usp=sharingThe Unsinkable Queen of the Cape - Folk Heroes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HqfIBXGG6lxy01tlTVsNgfItGfwAlV5tJ7LlpqrAhpk/edit?usp=sharing
>>1071739>>1071732I'll scour the SB thread for them then. I'm going to try and get all the links into a pastebin, though I can't promise that I'll *keep* doing thatthere's also no way in fuck I'm going through the entire quest to get links lmao I'm only half autistic
>>1071745I'm pretty sure we're supposed to take the Essex writeups as seriously as we take Essex.And it's from Terminator 2 you uncultured fuck
>>1071678It's amazing how seiba can manage to be the most boring of all her clones.Giver her boobs, that fixes her right up.
>>1071750Never watched it.
>>1071763>DD's>not for lewdsYou can't stop it.
>>1071782You're a bit late, anon.
>>1071791posting sauce for those interestedhttps://exhentai.org/g/1012519/29f8fe380e/>inb4 "it's just a sad panda"
>>1071809Lood or non-lood
>>1071812turbo fuckinglewdIt's the raw scans in moon so you'll miss out on some of the spicy dialogue, but you should be able to understand the scenario well enough without it.There are some translations for the artist's other works if you want more delicious Hibiki.and if you want to turn your brain off you should search for and download the linked mega links in this thread for pure unadulterated eye candy
>>1071357>[ ] Hampquest.
>>1071481I jumped out of the thread for a couple of hours and I missed this gem of a spoiler?Now make him play Hollow Ataraxia so he becomes Riderfag master race.
>>1071357>I've got enough to work with now, so I'll finish this omake and post it in this thread.asking on behalf of friend>ETA on the finish?I say "You can't rush a writer, otherwise you'll get a shitty end result."
http://pastebin.com/dPaG4t87Reposting here. If anyone is interested, I might do more one-shots about other ships.
>>1071974Nice. I wonder what a boomer shipperson would be like, and how many great powers will shit themselves when pondering the security nightmare they present.
>>1072047If we're lucky that's a can of worms that will never be opened. So naturally I expect planefag to throw it at us any day now.
>>1072059And it will be a Typhoon, one of the hulks that the Soviet Navy left to rust awayand she will have the same memory loss as CV-9and believe the Cold War is still happeningthen take notice that the Russian Navy is not much to look at when compared to the fuckhuge United States Navy, which is only growing bigger as wartime production cranks up
>>1072084I would say don't give planefag ideas but that's pretty much what I thought he had planned anyway.
>>1071582when did this happen again?
>>1072090You don't even have to make her an Abyssal for her to fuck shit completely sideways.Hell, even CBN would be terrifying, especially if diseases can be affected by the leveling effect.
>>1072092That was from the last thread of 2016 before PF went into hiatus, mate.>>1071582Ayyy, good to know we still have you with us mate
>>1072115people can forget stuff anon
>>1072119Yeah, can't blame em there.
Planefag is a fat greek cunt and I, for one, am glad to have him back.
>>1071745>>1071760YOU are just MAD that I CHARMED your WAIFU!
>>1072221I haven't even read it yet, man
>>1072225That's category two madness: so mad you haven't even GLANCED AT the very thing you're mad about! Are you AFRAID of my glorious visage? Or just INTIMIDATED by how great I am?
>>1072232You need to be put up in-ordinary. INDEFINITELY.
>>1072233I have the best planes and firepower of any CV on base. Mothballing me is just not going to happen.
>>1072237When Kitty Hawk or Forrestal comes back I swear
>>1072241Or even Midway. Or Lexteen, she'd be able to beat Rezu with Bugs and Scooters and SLUFs.
>>1071347You're a battlecruiser. Stop trying to fucking lie.
>>1071744Hey, I had posted some feedback for you a while back on the Terror & Erebus stories. Having had some more time to think about it, and taking into account what (>>1071635 and >>1071650) had to say about it, I think I was too harsh originally. The characters make more sense to me now, and I do think they fit into the whole world more than I thought at first.I still think some of the more magical/fantastical elements feel out of place with the setting planefag has created, but that's just my opinion. I've really been digging your other stories too, so keep up the good work!
>>1071617>Wait, so are Viking, Voyager, and co. also becoming kamusu?>Voyager becomes a satmusu (probemusu? spacemusu? whatever)>Turns out that becoming a girl doesn't really do much for a deep-space probe not intended to turn around>Nobody ever knows>Alternatively, some amateur astronomer cum ham radio enthusiast on Earth picks up strange radio signals, and the Government Is Informed >A crack squad of elite conversationalists is formed to take turns sitting at radios talking to somebody with the mother of all pings>The idea of a rescue mission is conceived, then shelved, then Challenger shows up and pushes it through
>>1071357FINISH THE STORY
>>1073799You do know who you're talking to, right?
>>1072801By now their fairies are probably better described as miniature Reavers.>>1071617>>1072926Eagle show up (just for Buzz headpats), followed by Aquarius, Intrepid, Antares and the others. Tiny, fragile little things with a ravenous appetite and the mother of all flamethrowers as their rigging.Problem is, they might reappear on the moon with most of their rigging unavailable. Cue diminutive genderbent Mark Watney shenanigans.Zemakashi be so goddamn jealous.
>>1071402>transferring crew while underwaylewd
>>1074766hey man, gotta do what ya gotta do.
>>1071688Sorry but after reading that whole "He cheats on Iri because she makes him fell happy and he can't handle that so he fucks Mayu to mmake himself feel like a piece of shit" all i hear when people bring up Kerry is CRAWWWWWWLLLLLLLING IIINNNNNNN MY SSKKKIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
>>1071241"Love" is literally the first letter of her name.
>>1071369Pretty sure they were talking about Old Hoodoo, not the bizarrely backwards New York-class USS Texas.
>>1072237>I have the best planes and firepower of any CV on base.Oh yeah, USS Ronald Reagan called. They want the title of OWNER OF BEST PLANES AND FIREPOWER ABOARD FLEET ACTIVITIES YOKOSUKA back.
>>1080721Sorry, you're right. I meant shipgirl CV.
>>1072221No, I mad that you don't know what the fuck collateral damage is. Take it to some place a bit less fucking populated, those deaths are fucking on you.>>1072237>>1080879ONLY UNTIL WE START RUNNING F/A-18E/Fs AND -35Bs OFF OUR CARRIERS then what>>1072241>>1072312Shitty Kitty will come back as an Abyssal. I'm calling it now.>>1072926>Alternatively, some amateur astronomer cum ham radio enthusiast on Earth picks up strange radio signals, and the Government Is Informed >A crack squad of elite conversationalists is formed to take turns sitting at radios talking to somebody with the mother of all pings>The idea of a rescue mission is conceived, then shelved, then Challenger shows up and pushes it throughShe's... too far out for any kind of rescue mission to get there. Legitimately too far out. Unless the EMDrive turns out to be a legit thing and suddenly we have near-FTL capabilities... And her purpose is served better to be exploring the cosmos. If we lose the war and fall to the Abyssals... at least some record of our civilization will remain, other than the ruins back on Earth.
>>1084630>Shitty Kitty will come back as an Abyssal. I'm calling it now.Fortunately for us, she ends up being the Abyssal equivalent of Willie D. because her crew just can't stop fucking up.>She's... too far out for any kind of rescue mission to get there. Legitimately too far out.It's not the distance, it's the delta-V involved, since she's moving FASTER than anything else we've ever built. Randall Munroe looked at this in a What If installment. Short version, we *could* slow her down to have her fall back to Earth over the course of about 200 years... but it would A) require us to, essentially, build a fleet of Saturn Vs matching what was used for the Apollo program to put the capture vehicle and its required fuel into orbit, and B) end with her being destroyed when she gets here because those calculations don't include any sort of recovery system to give her a soft landing, heat shielding, or fuel for braking her onto a shallow enough trajectory that the non-existent heat shield is enough to keep her from burning up on re-entry.tl;dr, we COULD bring Voyager back, it's just that it would be a significantly bigger--and more expensive--job than the entire Apollo program was. Besides, she was designed to be an explorer who works alone. She's probably a happy high-functioning autist (literal autism, not 4chan definition) who's a complete loner but absolutely fascinated by all the experiences she's having that nobody else has.
Kant-O-Celle is Back, Sasuga Kant-O-Celle!
>>1087868Kant-O-Celle is dead again, Sasuga Planefag!
>@planefag>3:24pm - 25 Jan 2017>Won't be able to run tonight - this was not entirely unexpected, though. Aiming for Friday + Saturday.
>>1089266Friday and Saturday of which year?
Oh yiss gonna finally catch a thread live!
>>1084714Come on, Kitty Hawk couldn't be that bad...
>>1099795Look up Navyfag's stories to learn just how bad the Shitty Kitty was, then get back to me.