News:Winter Event - Enjoy collecting Candy Canes and Christmas Spirit as you help fight the good fight and rid the world from the true meaning of Christmas. Expires when the final boss does.Double Cash/EXP Weekend - Coming the weekend after the event.Updates:The Full Release Update - January 6th, 2017+++A brand new leaderboard, based on a money table, to show off your skills.++New Location: Pit of 100 Trials!++New Item: Enchanting Stand+New magical weapons and armor.+A brand new enemy type:+Difficulty has been spiked immensely, thanks to the overpowered rewards of the Winter Event.+More lore, for people who like storyline.+The Chaos Path has been nerfed in some places to make it a bit more welcoming, but is roughly the exact same amount of grim.+Special Classes will now give AP Classes if you master the first stage of it, but AP Classes are much harder to study.=Everything from the previous updates, hauled into one.-The Necronomicon is now easier to get.-This is the end of the soft shit; this quest is about to get buff as fuck.New Players:Choose a name.Choose a gender.Get a spare Notepad or .txt file for your stats.Join the discord at https://discord.gg/34YQ5eU-The discord is where you can see all the perks, keep track of your stats more efficiently, and also talk with other players!Old Players:<insert witty comment here>Vote for the thread on sup/tg/.
WAKE ME UP>>1043900 (You)Okay, I fucked up only slightly.Aleera now has 500 Candy Canes, meaning she gets Holly Jolly Christmas.Blacker Baron now has the Antler II and 334 Canes, and loses Holly Jolly Christmas.>>1043915Azkeroth runs right into it and fires his Desert Eagles!The first bullet rocks through Gangbanger A's head!The second bullet finishes him off!>>1043918Blacker Baron uses his Antler II's to unleash terror!The first horn scratches.The second horn scratches.The third horn hits!The fourth horn misses.The fifth horn hits, killing Criminal A!>>1043923>>1043925Aleera lunges into Criminal B!The first horn scratches.The second horn misses.The third horn scratches.The fourth horn hits!>>1043954 (You)Glimmer slices Criminal B's left leg, but he's not done yet!-The City, 11th Street-Criminal B picks up the M4 Carbine and begins to fire! The four bullets strike Blacker Baron!Blacker Baron is in absolute peril!
Rolled 7, 1, 2, 11, 15, 2 = 38 (6d20)>>1044201>Rip and tear Criminal B.
>>1044201CAN'T WAKE UP!> Run for Mary, got to help Baron out on this one.
Rolled 18, 1 + 2 = 21 (2d20 + 2)>>1044201>Time for you to bite za dustoShoot criminal B in the torso with mah desert eagles
>>1044194/sug/ go home.
>>1044201Something something attack criminal
>>1044211Blacker Baron swings into Criminal B!The first horn scratches.The second horn misses.The third horn misses.The fourth horn finally kills him!>>1044214Aleera rushes to the School and goes to get Mary... (1/2)(???: 26 Turns Left)>>1044215Azkeroth decides not to fire at a dead enemy.>>1044236No.>>1044299Glom finds that the dudes are dead.-The City, 11th Street->Azkeroth gains 10 Candy Canes, and now has 1,073.>Blacker Baron gains 28 Candy Canes, and now has 362.Loot:>Dagger - Sharp and efficient.>Glock 18 - An automatic version of the Glock 17, firing two bullets per turn.>M4 Carbine - An assault rifle shooting four bullets per turn with deadly accuracy.>Bullet (19) - Ammunition.
>>1044446>Go to Mary for healing.
>>1044446Take 4 ammunition and the dagger.Then go home for heals
>>1044446Take the Glock and 10 ammo
>>1044446> proceed to find Mary?
Rolled 10, 14, 15, 14 + 8 = 61 (4d20 + 8)>>1044446Smash the antlers into the banger.
>>1044454>>1044466>>1044472>>1044481The Science Club takes the loot, with Aleera coming back with Mary. Everyone gets fully healed without having to go anywhere.>>1044691Jack finds that he isn't in a battle currently? If he was, feel free to correct me.
>>1048435Oh shit, is that a M4?> Yoink!So... what now?> stick to Az.
>>1048435It's High Noon time>Head to main street
>>1048435>Head to Main Street with Mary.
>>1048435Head to main street for some reason.
>>1048435Stick close to Aleera and Azkeroth
>>1048436Aleera picks up an M4 Carbine and heads to the center of the city with the party.>>1048447>>1048449>>1048452>>1048468When everyone makes it, they find...something. This reindeer is covered in thick stone armor, with glowing runes around his body to give him a blue aura; no demons or other atrocities to be found, though. As soon as he sees you, his horns glow even harder, sending topped police cars, streetlights, and wall fragments as a barrier for every exit. There's no leaving this fight."You have made a terrible mistake."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXGhNWlJkNcBlitzen casts a fireball! It misses.Blitzen casts a fireball! It hits Azkeroth!Azkeroth is low on HP.Mary is preparing her healing supplies...Frank(?) looks at Jack expectantly.
Rolled 4, 11, 14, 20 + 10 = 59 (4d20 + 10)>>1048502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lseDiLcGu4E "Come on, Frank. Let's go." Launch myself at Blitzen and smash the antlers into his body.
Rolled 6, 16, 20, 6, 12, 3 + 5 = 68 (6d20 + 5)>>1048502>Tear into Blitzen's neck."I. WANT. YOUR. HEAD!"
Rolled 11, 17 + 2 = 30 (2d20 + 2)>>1048502>"We're in for a bad time..."Tell mary to heal me the second she's ready and unload my deagles into that monsters face
Rolled 2, 20 = 22 (2d20)>>1048502Shoot the fucker in the head.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1048502> Inspect the Blitzen, search for weak points in the armour.
>>1048504Jack swings at Blitzen!The first horn does nothing!The second horn does nothing!The third horn manages to pierce the armor!The fourth horn successfully lands a hit!>>1048505Blacker Baron swings his Antler II's high!The first horn does nothing!The second horn gets through!The third horn gets a really good hit!The fourth horn does nothing!The fifth horn does nothing!The sixth horn does nothing!>>1048511Azkeroth unloads his dual Deagles! The bullets bounce off the thick armor!>>1048514Glom fires her Glock 18! It doesn't get through.(Note: You only have to roll once per gun, not every bullet. Miniguns would be terrible then.)>>1048537Aleera begins to inspect...but something is blurring her vision, and she can't pass the check.Mary patches Azkeroth back up!Frank(?) leaps and falcon punches hard enough to pierce the armor plating!-The City, Main Street-Blitzen throws a fireball! It slams into Jack!Jack is on his last legs...Blitzen throws another fireball! It misses.The Rune of Toughening triggers! For this turn only, Blitzen's armor is stronger.
Rolled 11, 3, 9, 11 + 8 = 42 (4d20 + 8)>>1049876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Htt-dFFIg "I hope you see your reindeer friends in hell." Keep smashing the antlers into the reindeer.
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1049876>Inspect blitzen
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1049876Keep shooting for the head
>>1049886Jack swings his Antler III!The first horn does nothing!The second horn does nothing!The third horn does nothing!The fourth horn does nothing!>>1049906Azkeroth tries, but he just isn't pushing hard enough for it to work...>>1049985Glimmer misses.-The City, Main Street-Blitzen is levitating a semi truck... (1/2)
Rolled 9, 7, 15, 11 + 8 = 50 (4d20 + 8)>>1050198Try to stop Blitzen's attack by smashing his face in.
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1050198Prepare to dodge
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1050198Prepare to slav roll out of the way
>>1050225Jack throws himself into Blitzen!The first horn does nothing!The second horn does nothing!The third horn does some damage!The fourth horn can't do much!>>1050233Azkeroth is preparing to dodge...>>1050348Glimmer is preparing to dodge...-The City, Main Street-Blitzen throws an entire semi at the party!Jack is finished!Azkeroth rolls out of the way!Glimmer rolls out of the way!Mary slams an Elixir of Life down Jack's throat!Jack suddenly wakes up with a bloody cough-- he's on his last legs...Frank(?) tries to land another punch, but still can't break through the armor.
>>1050375Chew on the reindeer meat and just stay near Mary.
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1050375Throw a bomb at blitzen
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1050375Shoot the head!
Rolled 8, 12, 14, 5, 3, 2 = 44 (6d20)>>1050375>Tear into Blitzen's neck.
>>1050385Jack chomps on some of the reindeer meat, putting him back to a decent spot.>>1050387Azkeroth throws a bomb into Blitzen's armor, blowing him back a bit! The plating stands, but the injury is surely there.>>1050392Glimmer fires, but only manages to scrape.>>1050473Blacker Baron can't seem to reach the neck, but throws himself into Blitzen once again!All of the horns make decent progress, but no notable damage was done!-The City, Main Street-Blitzen lifts up his antlers... (1/2)The Rune of Haste activates! Blitzen will attack much faster next turn!
Rolled 11, 20, 13, 6 + 8 = 58 (4d20 + 8)>>1051266Launch myself at Blitzen and fight his antlers with mine.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1051266Holy shit shoot his head already
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1051266Another bomb
>>1051279Jack prepares for the parry combo...!>>1051285Glimmer lands a perfect shot at the head!>>1051305Azkeroth fucks up, tossing the bomb in a non-lethal hole in the pavement. Shit.-The City, Main Street-Blitzen swings his antlers down!The first one hits Jack!The second one is blocked!The third one is blocked!The fourth one hits Glimmer!Jack is low on HP.Glimmer is low on HP.The Rune of Healing activates, giving Blitzen some life back!Mary decides to heal Glimmer first, putting her back in good form.Frank(?) manages an impressive hit, nearly nulling the rune!
Rolled 7, 16, 19, 4 + 8 = 54 (4d20 + 8)>>1051418Smash the antlers into Blitzen.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1051418Again, shoot the fucking holiday deer
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1051418Take another shot at inspecting blitzen.Maybe try to find weaknesses in the armor as well
Rolled 15, 12, 7, 2, 17, 9 = 62 (6d20)>>1051418>Attack Blitzen again.
>>1051428Jack swings into Blitzen once again!The first horn does nothing!The second horn hits!The third horn puts Blitzen up to snuff!The fourth horn does nothing!>>1051437Glimmer hits...a random spectator. Luckily, the guy had raped someone just yesterday, so you didn't really lose any Law or Chaos points for that.>>1051474Azkeroth still can't get enough to see it right. Could it be there's something at play here...?>>1051568Blacker Baron continues to attack!The first horn does damage!The second horn does nothing!The third horn does nothing!The fourth horn misses.The fifth horn does more damage!The sixth horn does nothing!-The City, Main Street-Blitzen is lifting up a school bus... (1/2)Blitzen is lifting up a limousine... (1/3)The Rune of Strength activates, giving Blitzen the power to scorch anybody in his path for this turn only!Mary heals Jack, putting him in perfect condition!Frank(?) can't do shit to the armor. He looks at the party and shrugs."Guy's tough."
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1051656Rev up that dodging.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1051656>I'm just gonna hide now.Use the confusion of the battle to hide myself from blitzens notice
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1051656>Dodge behind a car.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1051656DODGE, LIKE THE GUY WHO GIVES DAILY DOSAGE SAID ONCE!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1051656So, do I just pretend I'm not here, or...No?Ok.> sneak around, be careful not to make a sound
>>1051673Jack prepares to dodge...>>1051674Azkeroth fails at remotely hiding anywhere.>>1051702Blacker Baron prepares to dodge...>>1051770Glimmer prepares to dodge...>>1052746Aleera finds that a net just got thrown on her, then disappeared. Well then.-The City, Main Street-Blitzen chucks the school bus!Jack dodges!Azkeroth is on his last legs...Blacker Baron dodges!Glimmer dodges!Aleera is on her last legs...Blitzen is lifting up a limousine... (2/3)Mary begins to heal up Aleera, because she needs it most.Frank(?) throws another hit onto Blitzen!
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1055161>Dodge again.
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1055161Consume an amazing meat slab and prepare to dodge
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1055161Woo, fun. Dodge
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1055161Shoot the head again!
>>1055166Blacker Baron prepares to dodge...>>1055168Azkeroth heals back to full health, and cricks his neck.>>1055169Jack prepares to dodge...>>1055179Glimmer manages to get another hit in the head!-The City, Main Street-Blitzen throws a limo!Blacker Baron dodges it!Azkeroth jumps right over it!Jack dodges it!Glimmer is on her last legs...Mary begins to heal Glom back to decent standing.Frank(?) punches, but can't pierce the armor.
Rolled 2, 3, 3, 16 + 8 = 32 (4d20 + 8)>>1055316Attack
Rolled 16, 7 + 2 = 25 (2d20 + 2)>>1055316>Git gud blitzenShoot him in the face
>>1055316Shoot his head once more!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1055465
Rolled 19, 4, 20, 19, 14, 9 = 85 (6d20)>>1055316>Attack Blitzen.
>>1055328Jack swings his antlers!The first horn misses.The second horn misses.The third horn misses.The fourth horn makes a mark!>>1055329Azkeroth fires his Deagles, with only one bullet piercing.>>1055465>>1055472Glom targets and eliminates part of Blitzen!>>1055473Blacker Baron goes fucking insane!The first horn tears part of the skull!The second horn misses.The third horn blows the entire head off!The fourth horn destroys any remains!-The City, Main Street->Blacker Baron gains 800 Candy Canes, and now has 1,162 and a shitload of perks you can look at in #events!Loot:>Chunk of Antler - They say two of these can make...something.A loud whistling is heard...and before anyone can react, Mary is struck, sending her flying to the ground and knocked unconscious!Frank(?) is guarding."Look out!"
>>1055519Um, get Mary and guard her?
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1055519Do the thing edgy people are best at.Hiding in the dark>Hide and enter stealth mode
>>1055519>Take the antler chunk and guard Mary.
>>1055531Jack guards Mary's form...looks like she'll come to in a bit.>>1055546Azkeroth hides, but it's pretty easy to see him.>>1055594Blacker Baron takes the Chunk of Antler-- how about that, he has two of them-- and guards, finding out the same thing Jack does.-The City, Main Street-A whistle is heard, and the wind comes again going towards Frank(?), but he manages to falcon kick the creature to the road!Jack, Azkeroth, and Blacker Baron vs. Rudolph, Champion of the North PoleRudolph's fragile form prepares to dodge...
Rolled 2, 9, 12, 12, 8, 11 + 2 = 56 (6d20 + 2)>>1055668>Attack Rudolph's neck.You can't run!
>>1055668Keep a close guard on Mary.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1055668Try to hide better.I can't afford for him to see me
>>1055685Blacker Baron swings!The first horn misses.The second horn hits!The third horn hits!The fourth horn hits!The fifth horn scratches.The sixth horn hits!>>1055689Jack still sticks next to Mary.>>1055694Azkeroth manages to conceal himself well.-The City, Main Street-Rudolph suddenly spins around, running into a close by alleyway at supersonic speeds and leaving the City with a simple whisper of speed!Frank(?) is guarding.
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1055827>Deep breaths, Calm your heart, It's just you and your kill. Nothing else mattersFocus
>>1055827Uh. Keep guarding Mary I guess.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1055827>Focus.
>>1055856Azkeroth focuses...(Focused)(Stealth)>>1055916Jack keeps protecting Mary.>>1055971Blacker Baron begins to focus on Rudolph...(Focused)-The City, Main Street-Rudolph targets Jack, striking him down without anybody even able to see him!Jack is in peril!Frank(?) kicks, but Rudolph dodges it and zips around!
Rolled 19, 7, 17, 1, 14, 1 = 59 (6d20)>>1057457>Rip Rudolph apart.
>>1057457> Look at this net, that I just found (got thrown at me).
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1057491Inspection roll?
>>1057465Blacker Baron throws his attack out!The first horn hits Rudolph, completely stopping him!The second horn scratches!The third horn hits!The fourth horn just rubs on him.The fifth horn hits!The sixth horn just barely cuts him.>>1057491>>1057492Aleera inspects Rudolph...>Rudolph, Champion of the North Pole>15HP | Neutral>With superior speed, Rudolph can zip around and strike foes for brutal health. In dangerous situations, Rudolph's nose can heal with the power of a northern star.-The City, Main Street-Rudolph prepares to dodge...
Rolled 10, 5, 5, 12, 5, 13 = 50 (6d20)>>1057538>Attack Rudolph.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1057538Aah, fuck it> Prepare focus
>>1057559> additionally, eat some of the reindeer slabs.I need nutrients. Like, many of them.
>>1057544Blacker Baron attacks!Rudolph dodges!Rudolph dodges!Rudolph dodges!Rudolph dodges!Rudolph dodges!Rudolph is hit!>>1057559>>1057575Aleera eats a Reindeer Slab (Amazing) and focuses...(Focused)-The City, Main Street-Rudolph begins to zip around again!Frank(?) manages to get one good hit into Rudolph, but can't get him to stop!
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1057718>Dodge.
>>1057718... Way to fast for me.> head for one of the buildingsI want to go on the roof, in order to properly snipe.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1057738> Roll for getting up there faster
>>1057718Focus, since that is what everyone is currently doing.
>>1057729Blacker Baron prepares to dodge...>>1057738>>1057777Aleera, with the power of quads, manages to basically teleport up there! Not really. But it was super fast.>>1057790Glimmer completely fails at focusing.-The City, Main Street-Rudolph charges Frank(?), and he's thrown to the ground!Frank(?) recovers and stands up, but not fast enough to hit.
Rolled 5, 1, 7, 10, 10, 3 = 36 (6d20)>>1057964>Shred Rudolph.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1057964Focus
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1057964> Focus againThis time I have the high ground!
>>1057964One hitOne killSlit rudolphs throat
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1058010Also my roll
>>1057974None of Blacker's attacks work!>>1057975Glimmer succeeds now.(Focused)>>1057976Aleera focuses from a distance...(Focused)>>1058010>>1058015Azkeroth breaks out of his stealth and swings, but missed!-The City, Main Street-Rudolph charges Azkeroth, striking him down into a fire hydrant!Azkeroth is on his last legs...Frank(?) finally clotheslines Rudolph, sending him down extremely hard! Blood began to spill.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1058036Consume a meat slab and go back into hiding
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1058036Boom.> Heart shot.With a M4. Yes.> +1 Ranged> +1 first attack.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1058036Shoot Rudolph's head!
Rolled 3, 16, 1, 12 + 8 = 40 (4d20 + 8)>>1058036 I guess smash my antlers into Rudolph?
>>1058067Azkeroth hides and eats another Reindeer Slab (Amazing).(Hidden)>>1058174Aleera aims and fires. All four bullets strike Rudolph to the ground.>>1058214Glimmer finishes him off.>>1058239Jack uses his antlers to assure Rudolph's death, chopping off his nose.-The City, Main Street-You have won the battle!>Blacker Baron gains 9 Christmas Spirit, and has 2,060 Candy Canes.Loot:>Reindeer Meat (4) - Heals half of standard HP.>Glowing Ruby Orb - Part of the YouthQuest 2017 Winter Event; gives the rare mount [Spectral Reindeer].The final boss has appeared at the School.
>>1058398Start sprinting to the school. "LAST ONE THERE IS A ROTTEN EGG."
>>1058398Take the orbAnd the meatThen head to school
>>1058404Orb, that is, if I may.> go home, eat some stuff.
>>1058424Unclaimed Orb. Az can have it.> Try waking up Mary.
>>1058405Jack runs to the school, where he's suddenly assaulted by a flurry of snow...he can't see shit right now.>>1058410Azkeroth takes the Glowing Ruby Orb (remember to write that down in #stats or something) and goes home to eat some food.>>1058463Aleera rushes to wake up Mary, who coughs and opens her eyes.>"Where...oh. Right. Thank you, Aleera."Mary stands up and dusts herself off.
>>1058483"SHOW YOURSELF, COWARD."
>>10584834Are you ok? Do you need some help or...?...Maybe we should go to your office... I don't feel so good...
>>1058483Hmm.Now that I'm good I should head back to aleera.
>>1058483Go to school?
>>1058485Jack finds that the snowstorm flies away, leaving him in some sort of forest...where it happens to be freezing fucking cold.>>1058498>"Nahhhh. You're fiiine."Mary has a smug grin on her face as she walks away.>>1058520Azkeroth goes to Main Street, where Aleera and Mary are.>>1058669Glimmer goes to the School, only to find that the wind has picked up, sending her into a snowstorm!-The North Pole-Jack hears something in the trees, paired with a low rumble... (1/2)
>>1058718>Walk with Mary back to the school.
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1058718Prepare to dodge.
>>1058718So...What now?...> Go home, make some light food.
>>1058718Hahahahaha.No.Get out of this fucking snowstorm
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1058735Want a roll?
>>1058718Go with aleera.Call mary a shit nurse
>>1058724Blacker Baron and Mary walk to the School, suddenly getting ambushed by a snowstorm.>>1058725Jack prepares himself for the fight...>>1058735>>1058742Azkeroth calls Mary shit before the pair walk home. Aleera feels a bit uneasy...>Mary will remember that.>>1058736Glimmer escapes the storm before finding herself in...the North Pole?!-The North Pole-Jack jumps away from a giant fucking blade smashing into the ice! Once the sword is lifted, he finds a man in deep green barding and a sword that could smash through solid stone.>"Welcome to my abode, child. You've been a very, very naughty boy."Jack Frost and GlimmerGlam vs. Saint Nickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQfMcF1AfIgSaint Nick readies his Gumdrop Greatsword...
>>1058826Lay down.Just, lay down.
>>1058826Prepare.Get clean cloths clean and cauterize a blade and prep for what will basically be a very impromptu operation
Rolled 12, 5, 17, 8 + 10 = 52 (4d20 + 10)>>1058826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Htt-dFFIg "So, I met the fat man himself. Great." Smash the antlers into old Saint Nick
>>1058826Maybe...I should lie down...on the bed...for a moment...
>>1058852Glimmer falls into the snow.>>1058861Azkeroth cleans his clothes up, but has no wounds to cauterize.>>1058876Jack swings his antlers down!The first horn hits! (49/50)The second horn scratches. (48.5/50)The third horn crits! (46.5/50)The fourth horn hits! (45.5/50)>>1058890Aleera lies down...but seems pretty fine. Nothing's really going wrong.-The North Pole-Despite the Gumdrop Greatsword's weight, Saint Nick swings it down on Glimmer, killing her instantly!Glimmer has lost 0 Candy Canes, and now has 0.Frank(?) socks Saint Nick in the stomach! (44.5/50)
Rolled 14, 20, 14, 20 + 8 = 76 (4d20 + 8)>>1058928Keep hitting 'em. Hit the fat man until he drops.
>>1058928Phew...might just been a bit of fatigue.Oh well, might as well get some rest.
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1058928Make some cocoa two cups preferably.
>>1058928>Craft the antler pieces together.
>>1058932Jack does an incredible swing!The first horn hits! (43.5/50)The second horn crits! (41.5/50)The third horn hits! (40.5/50)The fourth horn crits again! (38.5/50)>>1058942Aleera decides to get somAAAAAAAAAA(In Labor)>>1058956Azkeroth makes some cups of cocoa.>>1059002Blacker Baron connects the pieces together...my god.>Antler IV - This beast has three rows of two horns each, with critical rolls launching Fire I at the target. Requires three rolls; when using this weapon, you will have a -4 to all dodge rolls.-The North Pole-Saint Nick swings at Jack for a one-shot kill-- but misses!Frank(?) punches Saint Nick in the leg! (37.5/50)
>>1058928Respawn somewhere that isn't death
>>1059040Calmly take in the scene for a second while sipping cocoa.Then throw the mug over my shoulder.THEN try to call an ambulance while helping aleera through labor
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1059040Prepare to dodge the next attack.
>>1059040OH FUCK!IT'S HAPPENING!HELP ME YO-> Experience the joy and wonder of birth
>>1059048 forgot my trip Also add in a sarcastic comment about how wonderful childbearth is
Rolled 19, 6, 19 + 3 = 47 (3d20 + 3)>>1059040>Attack Saint Nick with Antler IV
>>1059042Glimmer respawns in front of the School.>>1059048Azkeroth sips, throwing his cocoa out of the window soon after and helping Aleera with birth. He also finds that all the services are closed for the winter season.>>1059059Jack prepares to dodge...>>1059062Aleera begins to push, having the head of a tiny baby come out of untold areas.>>1059063I guess you could say teens could get a HEAD of themselves.>>1059092Blacker Baron swings his Antler IV!The first set crits, hurling a fireball for 1 hit! (36.5/50)The second set scratches. (35.5/50)The third set crits, hurling a fireball for 6 hits! (29.5/50)-The North Pole-Saint Nick swings at Frank(?), and succeeds, shattering him! But...Frank(?) is beginning to slowly reconstruct himself."The power of the mind-- in a literal sense? Powerful stuff. But I believe you'll find that any horror you could commit in this fight is much worse than anything I've done to stay alive."Saint Nick is now furious!
Rolled 1, 3, 20, 11 + 8 = 43 (4d20 + 8)>>1059102Smash the antlers into Saint Nick.
>>1059102Ahahaha, services closed.What the FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH THESE FUCKING DEGE-> Bring new hope into a world which lacks of it.
>>1059102Continue helping and making sarcastic comments. and taking sanity damage Also ask aleera if she's having fun/
>>1059117I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE YOU FU-> complain about how that was her favorite mug he threw out of the window
>>1059102Go see what Az and Aleera are up to
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1059102>Dodge
>>1059132Oh hey Glam, sure, come in.Go ahead and make yourself comfortable as I plan on MAKING THESE SCUMFUCKING SHITSTAINS DROWN ON THEIR OWN FEC-> Generally complain about the current station on the market, and the healthcare policy, and how unlikely it is that there is no emergency service.
>>1059132>Look at aleera and back to glam and say.Isn't she just wonderful? I live and breath sarcasm
>>1059170>>1059158"I...""Do you guys...need any help?"
>>1059199"Everything is perfectly fine. I don't know what i'm doing. Aleera is indisposed. And the public services are out. So absolutely perfect."
>>1059199Yeah.If you could call up Mary, and just tell her how MUCH I FUC-> love her work, respect what she is doing, and would like to learn from her some time, on how to take care of patients.(. . .) AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU CLOUD HELP WITH, JUST FUCKING LOOK IT UP!THE INTERNET IS FOR OTHER THINGS, BESIDES THE PORN, YOU KNOW?!
>>1059224>>1059225"I'm guessing you two need my help so...""Aleera! Calm the fuck down!"
>>1059271> Try doing so> Fail horribly
>>1059105Jack attacks Saint Nick!The first horn misses.The second horn misses.The third horn does good shit! (27.5/50)The fourth horn hits! (26.5/50)>>1059111Aleera finally manages to squeeze the tiny freak of nature. A breath of life goes back into her.>>1059117Azkeroth continues helping by prepping the baby with cleaning, cutting, and wrapping up in a blanket.>>1059132YOU POOR, POOR SOUL>>1059158>>1059170>>1059199>>1059224>>1059225>>1059271>>1059387This all happens.>>1059135Blacker Baron prepares to dodge...-The North Pole-Saint Nick swings, but plows his sword into the snow!Frank(?) misses. Horribly.
Rolled 13, 9, 9, 17 + 8 = 56 (4d20 + 8)>>1065307Smash the antlers into him. Again.
>>1065307Oh shit uh, give emotional support?
>>1065307Sing "It's the end of the world." to soothe the child.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
Rolled 20, 19, 11 = 50 (3d20)>>1065307>Annihilate Saint Nick.
>>1065307Az?... Your taste in music is horrible.May I hold them for a bit?> embrace my child in motherly affection....> AND NOW CALL ME A TREE, AND GIVE ME A PHD, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT ARE YOU EXACTLY?!... Hey Az, Glam?Mind if you gave me some time? I'm kind of worn out. Don't worry, just a bit exhaused...... I'm still not sure how my mother will react.I mean, I didn't even have a... lover before.... Give me some time to think about things. Just go ahead, if I need something I'll call you up.Glam, mind if you look over this little one for a bit? Just need some rest. Just for a moment.> and at long last, get some rest.
>>1065307Ok.Give aleera her kid then go outside and test out this orb.Never rode a mount before
>>1065319Jack swings!The first horn hits! (25.5/50)The second horn hits! (24.5/50)The third horn hits! (23.5/50)The fourth horn crits! (21.5/50)>>1065400Glimmer gives some support.>>1065973Azkeroth...actually manages to do that. Smooth.>>1066332Blacker Baron swings!The first set throws a fireball, dealing 3 hits! (18.5/50)The second set throws a fireball, dealing 6 hits! (12.5/50)The third set hits! (10.5/50)>>1066741>>1066746Aleera embraces her new, adorable bAAAAAAAA(In Labor (again))>>1066809Azkeroth summons a Spectral Reindeer, transparent and made out of the stars!(I wanted to do a cool reveal, but I have no time. Next post, I promise.)-The North Pole-Saint Nick slams his Gumdrop Greatsword into Blacker Baron!Blacker Baron is on his last legs...Frank(?) manages a weak hit. (10/50)
Rolled 6, 16, 19, 4 + 8 = 53 (4d20 + 8)>>1066810Keep hitting the meme
Rolled 7, 17, 1 = 25 (3d20)>>1066810>Finish Saint Nick and end this stupid fucking event.
>>1066810Oh fuck. Take off my sweater and stuff a sleeve into Aleera's mouth.Provide other more helpful forms of assistance.
>>1066810Well shit.Desummon it and go back inside and continue aiding aleera.Because it seems probability is a bitch
>>1066810Not like I could continue my shouting anyway...> bite down, push hard
>>1066811Jack throws himself into Saint Nick!The first horn scratches. (9.5/50)The second horn hits! (8.5/50)The third horn crits! (6.5/50)The fourth horn scratches. (6/50)>>1066813Blacker Baron attacks!The first set scratches. (5/50)The second set hits! (3/50)The third set misses.>>1066816Glimmer helps by taking off her sweater, leaving her in only a small t-shirt.>>1066825Azkeroth puts it back in his orb and walks back inside.>>1066893Because of the previous damage to her vagina, the next one manages to pop out much faster. After inspection, they appear to both be unnamed males, crying after getting the first whiff of air.-The North Pole-Saint Nick begins to charge a fucking spirit bomb, filled with the souls of his past reindeer!>"AHHHHHH!"
Rolled 7, 19, 6 = 32 (3d20)>>1067192>Finish the dandy fuck before he can finish charging.
Rolled 8, 14, 9, 7 + 8 = 46 (4d20 + 8)>>1067192RIP AND TEAR
>>1067192Are we... done yet?> try to not pass out just yet
>>1067198Blacker Baron swings!The first set scratches. (5/50)The second set throws a fireball, dealing 1 hit! (4/50)The third set scratches. (3/50)>>1067218Jack attacks!The first horn hits! (2/50)The second horn hits! (1/50)The third horn finishes him off! (Dead)>>1067226Aleera realizes by the sudden collapse of any remaining energy that it's all over. Thank fuck.-The North Pole-Saint Nick falls over, his spirit bomb flying into the air and causing a burst of supernatural energy, causing a series of colorful lights to spray across the sky!>Blacker Baron has gained 10 Christmas Spirit, and now has 3,062 Candy Canes and a new perk!>New Perk: Overkill (25 Christmas Spirit) - When it comes to melee, you are an outlier in any tier list. You gain a +4 to any melee attacks; when using any type of sword, you gain a +6 instead.Loot:>Santa's Hat - It doesn't really do much, but god damn, does it make you look festive.>Gumdrop Greatsword - An extremely thick sword, dealing 1.5 damage regularly. Gives a passive -2 to dodge rolls.You may now leave the North Pole; the Winter Event will end when all players exit.
>>1068661>Don the Santa hat and walk back to the school.
>>1068661Grab the Gumdrop Sword and Hat before following Blacker Baron.
>>1068661Take back my sweater and tie it around my waist, like the cool kids do!Ask Aleera how she feels.
>>1068661Look around for jingly shit like keys to entertain the kids.
>>1068675Blacker Baron puts on the hat and walks through the storm, arriving in front of the School.>>1068683Jack grabs the Gumdrop Greatsword and heads back to the School as well.>>1068770Glimmer is a kool kid.>>1068783Azkeroth manages to get a few spoons and a string, and works with it. The babies giggle regardless.Woo, we're finally back in the main game!>Blacker Baron gains $612 and a Golden Present.>Jack Frost gains $237 and a Silver Present.>Azkeroth gains $215 and a Bronze Present.>Aleera gains $100 and a Present of Participation.>Pan0 gains $20 and a Present of Participation.>Glimmer gains $4 and a Present of Participation.
>>1068932Open the Silver Present.
>>1068932>Gifts appearing out of nowhere.>"Wow it's almost like some divine being is gifting me things for collecting macguffins."Open the bronze gift
>>1068932>Open the gold gift.
>>1068932Open the participation box.Feel my perks and study progress come back to me
>>1068971Jack opens the Silver Present...and wins $250 (50% chance)!>Jack has gained $250, and now has $487.>>1068980Azkeroth opens the Bronze Present...and wins Double Loot Chance (10% chance)!>For the next (5) days that a thread runs, you will have double the chance to get better loot out of enemies.>>1069011Blacker Baron opens the Golden Present...and wins $2,500 (5% chance)!>Blacker Baron has gained $2,500, and now has $3,188.>>1069121Glimmer opens the Present of Participation...and wins Double Cash (20% chance)!>For the next (3) days that a thread runs, you will gain double cash from all enemies.
Rolled 3, 1, 9 = 13 (3d10)>>1069344Look for bullies in the school.
>>1069344Go to the gunstore.To browse wares.
>>1069344Pat Az and Aleera's children; whisper commie shit into their ears.
Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1069344But before I go give Glam a chop on the head for corrupting my kids.
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1069478>>1069344Retaliate with a slap to the face
>>1069405Jack does a search in the School:-1 Armed Bully (Easy)-2 Armed Bullies (Medium)-2 Armed Thugs (Hard)Things seem to have gotten harder; Jack wonders about how much this place can really hold for him anymore.>>1069420>>1069441>>1069478>>1069681Glimmer starts saying communist shit, but Azkeroth backhands her into a wall. She then slaps him lightly. After that, Azkeroth goes to the Gun Store. The guy is still at the desk.>"What can I do for you?"
>>1069854Put my desert eagles on the table and say.>These make too much noise and I need to fix that.And put the makarov on the table and say.>I also need to sell this.
>>1069854Lightly pat their kids instead of spewing propaganda. Go back home afterwards.
Rolled 3, 9 + 14 = 26 (2d20 + 14)>>1069854>2 Armed BulliesWalk over to the first one and smash the antlers into him
>>1069887The man takes a look at the Makarov.>"Fairly unused. Parts are still intact. I'll give you $50 for it; as for the silencers, they're actually $25 each, so we can make a simple trade. Deal?">>1069915Glimmer pats the children and heads home.>>1070099Jack joins the fight with two Armed Bullies and begins by attacking with his Antler!The first horn hits! (9/10)The second horn hits! (8/10)-1st Floor, Hallway-Armed Bully A loads a Desert Eagle!Armed Bully B loads a Glock 18!Frank(?) clocks Armed Bully A in the face! (7/10)
>>1070468>Reach across the counter to shake his hand"Deal. Thanks old man."
>>1070468And if possible I'd like to begin heading back to school.
Rolled 5, 8 + 16 = 29 (2d20 + 16)>>1070468Smash the antlers into Bully A.
>>1070468See if Slav Dad has stopped playing CS:GO
>>1070485Azkeroth has his Makarov removed, and now has his silenced Desert Eagles. This should help in stealth.>>1070547And he also goes back to the School.>>1070581Jack swings again!The first horn hits! (6/10)The second horn hits! (5/10)>>1070722Glimmer finds that her dad is just squatting in a corner with a random unidentifiable rifle.>"Mmph."-1st Floor, Hallway-Armed Bully A opens fire, striking Jack down!Jack is on his last legs...Armed Bully B fires at Frank(?)! Both bullets strike him, giving off a grunt.Frank(?) grabs Armed Bully A and throws him into a locker! (4/10)
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1070925Take all the black clothes I have and repurpose it into a stealth suit.Basically a black cloak with a hood.
Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1070925Pick up Bully A and chuck him at Bully B
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1070925>Rest successful.Alright, I'm pumped!> first off, open up my present (that Az probably left for me as a late Christmas present. What a lovely guy.)What is next? Ah right.> See if I can find some pic related clothing somewhere in my house. Preferably my size.>>1070961Oi! Thanks for the gift! You DO recall buying me that M4 silencer, right? Kinda could be useful in the future.See if the boys need anything.> Check on how they behave, maybe entertain them for a while.
>>1070925>Go to the gun store and look at what they're selling.
>>1070961Azkeroth removes his clothes. Classy.>>1071029Jack picks up Armed Bully A and throws him! (A, 3/10)Armed Bully B is stunned! (B, 9/10)>>1072088Aleera opens her Present of Participation...and wins $100!>Aleera has gained $100, and how has $200.She also puts on a suit and tie.>>1072129Blacker Baron finds a lot of weapons...but where to start?>"Anything special you're looking for? Long range, high rate of fire, accurate, et cedera?"-1st Floor, Hallway-Armed Bully A misses.Armed Bully B is stunned!Frank(?) punches Armed Bully A again! (2/10)
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1072870That...Was all according to plan.Once more try to sew my stealth cloak/hood.
Rolled 11, 4 + 14 = 29 (2d20 + 14)>>1072870Smash the antlers into Bully A.
> See if the boys are okThen> See if mom is around. there might be explainin' to do...
>>1072919>>1072870I don't even know how the reference got deleted.
>>1072870Hug Dad, squat, and tell him about my experience at school
>>1072870>Got any armor?
>>1072895Azkeroth turns his clothes into a makeshift stealth suit!>Makeshift Hoodie - It's not the worst. +1 to all Stealth rolls.>>1072913Jack attacks again!The first horn hits! (1/10)The second horn hits, killing Armed Bully A!>>1072919>>1072924The babies are fine, wrapped up in blankets and giggling. Aleera's mom seems to be at work.>>1072932>"Mmph."Glimmer's dad pats her on the shoulder and presses his gas mask to her forehead, walking away.>>1072936>"Sure do."Flak Jacket - $250Bulletproof Vest - $500Plate Carrier - $750Riot Armor - $1,000-1st Floor, Hallway-Armed Bully B recovers and continues to fire, but ends up missing again!Frank(?) misses.
>>1073910Equip the makeshift hoodie and put one silencer on a deagle and the other in the inventory.Head to the greenhouse while trying to keep my identity obscure.
Rolled 16, 18 + 14 = 48 (2d20 + 14)>>1073910Smash the last guy's head in, as an attempt to knock him out.
>>1073910So...I have no concrete idea what to do now...Let's try working out!> Exercise, and get /fit/
>>1073910Attempt to ask him for some vodka
>>1073990> Additionally, check if the fridge has Sbiten.It doesn't ALWAYS have to be alcohol to convince a slav... does it?
>>1073910>Ask about the riot armor.
>>1044194Name: MorkyGender: MaleFuck you
>>1073948Azkeroth goes to the outside of the Greenhouse with a silenced deagle and his special hoodie.>>1073955Jack swings again!The first horn does incredible damage! (7/10)The second horn does quite the same! (5/10)>>1073990Aleera begins to work out... (1/5)>>1074035Glimmer is denied a drink of vodka, but is given the white syrupy stuff.>>1074051Sadly, nothing like that drink exists.>>1075216>"Sure, here's some paperwork.">Riot Armor - The strongest civilian armor available for purchase. Deducts any damage taken by half, but has a -4 to dodge rolls.>>1078340Morky appears in front of the School. Joy.-1st Floor, Hallway-Armed Bully B misses again! Jesus fuck, dude.Frank(?) slaps Armed Bully B. (4.5/10)
Rolled 5, 8 + 14 = 27 (2d20 + 14)>>1078355Keep hitting Armed Bully A.
Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1078355Sneak around the greenfags base and look for a alternate entrance.
>>1078355Grab a large rock
>>1078362Jack swings once again!The first horn hits! (3.5/10)The second horn hits! (2.5/10)>>1078363Azkeroth tries to enter stealth, but a guard is watching.>"Hey bud, you some kind of looney?">>1078379Morky finds a large rock. Nice.-1st Floor, Hallway-Armed Bully B FUCKING MISSES.Frank(?) clocks Armed Bully B in the face. (1.5/10)
>>1078439"This will do for now"Go into the school
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1078439Look the bully square in the eye. "Listen, you dumbass, unless you want your body to be turned into goop..." "Join me."
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1078439>(Incomprehensible gibberish)Leave the greenhouse.Stealth then reenter.
>>1078462Forgot my trip.Now to remember the basics of CQC
>>1078455Morky walks into the School with his pet rock.>>1078461The guy shrugs and stands next to you.>Jack Frost's Guild Members: 2/10>>1078462Azkeroth walks away and manages to sneak past the guards to get into the Greenhouse's kitchen. It's a decent place, ovens and fridges and all the like working together as people walk around carrying platters of food to ship out to the highest bidder. Of course there's plenty to steal here, but that's beyond the point. To the right lies the door to the actual Greenhouse Dome itself, and to the left lies a trapdoor.-1st Floor, Hallway-You won the battle!>Jack has gained $18, and now has $505.
>>1078567Go to the RLD and look for a gun shop.
>>1078567Check around for people
>>1078567>Urge to steal everything 99%Focus on the objective.Head right to the greenhouse dome
>>1078567Drink this concauction and be angry that I can't drink actual vodka
>>1078567>Ask if there's a riot shield.
>>1078577Jack goes to the Red Light District and finds the gun stand run by some black guy in a hoodie.>"Ay yo, what's good. What you looking for?">>1078584Morky finds several students walking around campus; some of them simply rush to classed, but most of them are just wandering bullies. Most of the original zones infested with brutal enemies have been cleaned out, leaving nothing but uncleaned bloodstains to assume what happened.>>1078591Azkeroth walks right into the Greenhouse Dome, being spotted by...well, a lot of guards, armed with spears and bows. In the center of it all lies the Faction Leader herself, tending to the vines and tons of other herbs growing in and around the walls of the Dome.>"You're not supposed to be here.">>1078624Glimmer drinks the fluid, cold and sweet, as the effects don't really do anything...?>>1080653>"Tactical Shield? Sure, I have one in the back. It's a solid thousand."
>>1080746>Buy the riot armor and tactical shield and equip them.
Rolled 10 + 17 (1d20 + 17)>>1080818Actually>Haggle for a better price on those items.
>>1080746>When you deal with what I have to you do a lot of things you shouldn't need to do. And I had some questions I hoped you'd answer if you would be so kind
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1080746"God dammit Dad I'm old enough for vodka, stop giving me this fake stuff."Attempt to argue about vodka needs and such.
>>1080746"Got anything to keep this sucker alive?"Show him the new recruit."Armor, ya know?"
>>1080818>>1080820>"You make a decent point, considering you're out there fighting the good fight. Tell you what-- I'll throw both of them together for $1,500.">>1080822>"Hm...nahhhh."Her small form goes back to farming as the guards step forward, in front of her.>>1080823Glimmer argues to no avail-- then the effects kick in.(Melee: +2)(Ranged: +2)(Speech: +4)>>1080831>"Yeah, I got some shit for him."MasksSkull Mask - $25Ballistic Mask - $50Gas Mask - $75Metal Protector - $100-Greenhouse Dome-Greenhouse Spearsman A is preparing...Greenhouse Spearsman B is preparing...Greenhouse Marksman A is preparing...Greenhouse Marksman B is preparing...Silvie is watering her roses.
>>1080903>Buy the riot gear and tac shield and go to the RLD to buy a gas mask.
>>1080903Welp.Go to History class and STUDY!I believe my grade was a B+ in Sophmore
>>1080904>"Good deal.">Blacker Baron has lost $1,500, and now has $1,688.>>1080913Glimmer gets right back to it.(So. History, 1/4 until A-)(Melee: +2)(Ranged: +2)(Speech: +4)
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1080903> Find a way to take the kids with me, in a way they don't hinder my actionsIf that's not possible, just find ANY way of save transport.> go to school, the science facilities.I go questions for the teacher, and offers for the students.But focus on the teacher first.
>>1080951>>1080939>tfw not posting fast enough.
>>1080939>Go to the RLD and buy the gas mask.
>>1080939"Two metal protecors."Give him 200.
>>1080951>>1080957Aleera picks the two babies up and goes to the School, walking into the science classroom. Mr. Brown looks up from his computer.>"...Are those yours?">>1080973>"Here you go, dawg.">Blacker Baron has lost $75, and now has $1,613.>Gas Mask - Allows you to be immune to poison, as well as deducting 7.5% of damage taken.>>1080975Glimmer keeps studying.(So. History, 2/4 until A-)>>1081037>"AQAP, baby.">Jack has lost $200, and now has $305.>Metal Protector (2) - Built to last. Deducts 10% of damage.
>>1081051Keep studying m8
>>1081051>Wear the gas mask under my riot helmet and head to the Greenhouse faction to ask to speak with their leader.
>>1081051Well...That depends.If there is any logical reason as to how a 14 year old could develop a pair of twins in the matter of hours? Then yes. Else that, or I'm clearly insane.Be honest with me, please.What is going on in this school... no, this city?I don't know to what an extend, but something is clearly wrong here. Can you help me understand?Does it have to do with... THAT thing?> show him the black notebook
>>1081064Glimmer keeps going...(So. History, 3/4 until A-)>>1081067Blacker Baron puts on all his gear and heads to the School, into the Greenhouse, and outside to walk right into the Greenhouse Dome. Silvie is still farming.>"Fantastic, another one. What are you, Nomads? We already gave out shipments!">>1081071Mr. Brown begins to frown, but instantly changes his mood when he sees the Black Notebook and grabs it out of your hands.>"What are you DOING with this? Look, there's a lot more wrong than I have time to explain to you. What do you want to know?"Mr. Brown throws the Black Notebook in a plastic bag, ties it, and puts it inside a locked drawer.
Rolled 20 + 17 (1d20 + 17)>>1081121>Hey, you're pretty cute. Want to go out for lunch or something? I'm paying.
>>1081157Oh, and suggest to go to the cafe.
>>1081124Glimmer has finally done it.>Sophomore History Grade: A->New Perk: Bush Did It - You have a +2 to all attack rolls, thanks to the extensive knowledge of all the world's warfare.>>1081157>>1081166The second Blacker Baron finishes his sentence, the fight itself crawls to a standstill. Every syllable, tied together in a perfect combination, sends a shiver down Silvie's spine.>"Uh...s-sure. We can go to the cafe. They...have good drinks...and stuff."The guards step back, partially as a sign of respect for their leader, and out of fear of your tongue. You could talk a man into suicide.
>>1081121Let's see.I'll try to make it short.What is that thing? It called itself "The One" at ine point. I saw him myself. It was... slighly unsettling, them bein a pan-dimensional being and manipulating reality and all that. It IS pan-dimensional, right? Or just from another dimension?That notebook by the way belonged to one of the... students? Not really sure, scrawny kid, not really impressive, vanishing after I grabbed them for touch- anyway!Time! What's wrong with time? I got the prove of that by my side, and I CAN'T recall the last time I saw a sunset.Why is this whole... School? City? At war? I mean, the janitor, that one senior, FUCKING! REINDEERS! a fighting pit infront of the school, lunchroom is a whole different thing...And then there is the greenhouse, censoring everything.In short, what is wrong with the people?... are the teachers affected too?Lastly... umm, would you know where I could learn magic? It might help me understand everything myself.Oh, and on a sidenote, I made fascinating scientific observations! I saw a dude turn into a girl with a potion, his name is Azkeroth, he is also the father, and one grew wings, Jack, same potion, a few... time later, and then there was this glowing one, Frank was his name?... anyway, I want to help in any way I can setting things straight...That is, if we want to return to the state from before.
>>1081181>>1081175Was long work.Sooo sorry for that long post too, got to be detailes in my questions.Also, elaborations.
>>1081175>Go to the cafe with Silvie.
Rolled 9, 8, 3 = 20 (3d10)>>1081175Equip myself and the new recruit with the metal protector before looking for enemies,
>>1081181Mr. Brown sighs.>"Where do I even begin...">"The One is...I don't even know. He's been around for a long time, last I heard, but I like to distance myself from magical junk. Apparently it's this weird thing who just appeared in the city, eventually attempting to curse the entire place to eternal chaos. Considering the look of this city, it sure looks like it did. We tried to stop it, but the place became overrun by criminals and hoodlums that we abandoned the hallways and locked ourselves in our classrooms. The students either got out of school, became bullies to survive, or joined into that stupid Lunchroom Resistance to hide with their heads up their asses.">"The notebook is a few pages of a book called the Necronomicon. The picture...well, I have no idea. But the pattern of shapes is never, ever a good sign, from my experience. The last people who-- ngh. Never mind.">"The city is operated in two ways, nicknamed by the people before you; Law and Chaos. What you see around you are people who have abandoned their moral code and ethics to survive in the way of slaughter. Every day, people slowly lose track of the route of Law, and sacrifice everything. Give up. Sometimes...even I want to just stop worrying about my path. Hell, I could make enough bombs to wipe these smug fuckers off the face of the Earth. I shouldn't think like that.">"I avoid magic. Can't help you there. Sorry.">"Potions are strange things. Expired ones are very rare to give you anything except terrible effects. But, ma'am, there is no Frank currently living in the school. If you're talking about the glowing man who exited the dumpster, his name happens to be Nous. Horrid story, he caught a radioactive disease off of a poisonous potion, exactly why you shouldn't be messing with expired ones, but long story short, both the bodies absorbed into one being. Anyways, back to your questions.">"Oh, you have no more. Depends on how you want to look at it. If you want to go against the bored god, go ahead and take out the hellspawn, reclaim the school, be a hero. Considering your grades, Miss Aleera, I have hope with your friends that you could do it. If you want to please that 'The One' character, well, go ahead and find the innocent. Do whatever you can to become the strongest. Just prepare to be hated."Mr. Brown plays peekaboo with your kids. They giggle uncontrollably from the mere, simple little concept of it.>>1081188Blacker Baron and Silvie go to the cafe alone.>"I'll get a mocha macchiato. Those are really good."Topkek, she's having trouble looking over the counter, basically jumping up and down by pull-ups. This is adorable.>>1081194Glimmer's up to old habits again.(So. History, 1/4 until A)>>1081360Jack and Follower A put on Metal Protectors, with Frank(?) following behind...-3 Gangbangers (Hard)-2 Gang Leaders (V. Hard)-2 Gang Leaders, 1 Gangbanger (Extreme)
Rolled 1, 6 + 16 = 23 (2d20 + 16)>>1081592>2 Gang Leaders Smash the antlers into the first Gang Leader.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1081592Follower A can pew pew at the first one as well.
>>1081592>Lift Silvie up so she can see the menu.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1081592> write the information down in one of the notebooks.> Turn to the classSo, did everyone hear that?I would like to ask you but one thing.Would you be willing to help me in this situation?I know I will need help, as much help as i can get.It will be dangerous, at least to some extend, so if nobody wants to join, I'm not judging, there is no need to force yourself into something you know you are not prepared for.So, if you are willing to help me and some of my friends, then we shall do our best!WHO IS WITH ME?> attempt to recruit members for the science club.
Rolled 11, 19, 11 + 12 = 53 (3d20 + 12)>>1081592Welp she's gone time to kill.Pull out antlers and my silenced deagle.Swing the antlers at the nearest guys face then fire into said face.
>>1081595Jack swings!The first horn scratches. (195/200)The second horn hits! (185/200)>>1081600Follower A (Jack Frost) misses.>>1081605Blacker Baron picks up Silvie, making her turn blood red.>"U-uh-- y-y-- tha-thanks."She orders her drink. That's your que, Casanova.>>1081629Aleera writes down some notes in her Red Notebook (remember to mark off a page now) and attempts to get the science classroom to rally, but all of them look around and shy away. Still not convinced, you suppose.>>1081696Azkeroth goes right into it with a dual attack!The first horn hits the guard! (91/100)The second horn is critical! (73/100)The bullet goes into the guy's head! (55/100)>>1081733Glimmer keeps going.(So. History, 2/4 until A)-Red Light District (Area I)-Gang Leader A pulls out a PM MD-63, an assault rifle!Gang Leader B unleashes a motherfucking MG-3, an LMG!Frank(?) does a fantastic hit on Gang Leader A! (165/200)-Greenhouse Dome-Greenhouse Spearsman A misses.Greenhouse Spearsman B misses.Greenhouse Marksman A misses.Greenhouse Marksman B hits Azkeroth! (30/40)
Rolled 16, 1 + 14 = 31 (2d20 + 14)>>1081757Hand my follower the last molotov I have before smashing the antlers into Gang Leander A.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1081757Follower A throws the fire bomb.
>>1081757>Carry Silvie to a booth and sit across from her after ordering a cup of coffee.
Rolled 19, 10, 4 + 6 = 39 (3d20 + 6)>>1081757Attack the guards arms.Slash at them with antlers then shoot them.
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1081757... oh well.Mr. Brown, could you take care of the boys for me for a moment?I have to do something for... well, a moment I'd say?> proceed to the Greenhouse, just go direktly to Az, and aim for heads.Mr. Brown is taking care of them right now, so they should be save... for a while.
>>1081789I foforgot to add the part where I put the silencer on the gun. This still counts, right?
>>1081757KEEP ER GOIN
>>1081772The first horn does good shit! (145/200)The second horn merely scratches. (140/200)>>1081778Follower A throws the very last Molotov, setting both Gang Leaders on fire!Gang Leader A took burn damage! (135/200)Gang Leader B took burn damage! (185/200)>>1081782Blacker Baron gets black coffee as he carries Silvie to a booth, setting her down and sitting across from her. She's still avoiding eye contact and blushing furiously.>"Uh...s-so...what do you do...around here, I mean?">>1081784Azkeroth swings at the arms!The first horn cripples the left arm! (37/100)The second horn cuts up the right arm! (28/100)The bullet misses.>>1081789>>1081800Aleera smacks a silencer on her M4, runs in, and opens fire on Greenhouse Spearsman A. He falls to the ground lifelessly, along with his spear. The babies giggle at the feat, not understanding fully what you did.>>1081856Glimmer continues.(So. History, 3/4 until A)-Red Light District (Area I)-Gang Leader A opens fire, raining four levels of bullshit on Jack! (60/80)Gang Leader B rips his LMG out, striking Jack with the same four bullets of fate! Holy fuck, you immediately regret your decision. (20/80)Jack is on his last legs...Frank/Nous kicks Gang Leader A in the face! (125/200)-Greenhouse Dome-Greenhouse Spearsman B misses.Greenhouse Marksman A fires a rock at Azkeroth! (20/40)Azkeroth is low on HP.Greenhouse Marksman B fires another rock at Aleera! (30/40)
Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1081976Pick up Gangbanger A and chuck him at B.
>>1081976>"I'm just a student caught up in some crazy things. I suppose I'd call myself a poet, but the way things are going now I don't have much time for sweet things like you. So, what do you do?"
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1081976Follower A pops some caps into Gang Leader A.
Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1081976I-I... no, focus!> aim to INCAPITATEm-mistakes were made, I can puke my soul out at a later point in time.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1081976Eat a reindeer slab and ask the rest if they still want to go considering one of them is dead.
>>1081999Jack lifts up Gang Leader A and throws him at Gang Leader B! It's extremely effective, stunning Gang Leader B completely! (A, 105/200) (B, 165/200)>>1082000>"I know the feeling. You probably know I run the Greenhouse-- we're responsible for supplying all the students and teachers with food, water, and basic materials as fast as we can make them. We get so much sh-- crap sometimes, because people say we're 'not really helping the School fight', but we don't exactly have much to give. The only armor we have is on the guards, and everything else we have is given to the other Factions. Everyone forgets that without the Greenhouse, all the innocent people have no supplies."Silvie puts her hands on her head.>"I started the Gardening Club, before everything changed. My mom used to say I grew like a weed. Heh, as if. After a while, people got hungry, and since I had the keys to the dome, I thought I could help out a bit. After a while, people slowly came in, and the Greenhouse was formed. It was...the worst thing I've ever done in my life."After a sip, she puts her coffee to the side.>"I want an out. I don't want to run this Faction anymore, but I can't quit. Joshua knows what the other Faction Leaders would do to me if I retired. I just...ugh. I jumped at the opportunity when you came and tried to sweep me off my feet. Sometimes-- and I know this is terrible to say-- I want the Greenhouse to just go die. The guards can rot in Hell, and I can finally be done; being imprisoned is better than running the Greenhouse and being responsible for it's every mistake.">>1082006Glimmer is almost there-- but there's a job to do.>Sophomore History Grade: A>>1082008Follower A points his G18 and pops two bullets into Gang Leader A's skull! (65/200)Gang Leader A takes burn damage! (60/200)Gang Leader B takes burn damage! (160/200)>>1082034Aleera fires again, managing to take out the left leg of Greenhouse Spearsman B. The babies make clicking sounds, accurate to how your supressed weapon sounds when firing. A bit too accurate, honestly, it makes you a bit queasy. You shake it off, though. (65/100)>>1082063Azkeroth heals himself back up, but the guards don't back down. (40/40)-Red Light District (Area I)-Gang Leader A fires at Jack again! (20/80)Jack is on his last legs...Gang Leader B is stunned!Frank/Nous does another critical hit onto Gang Leader A! (40/200)
Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1082143Grab Gangleader B and chuck him at Gangleader A.
>>1082143-Greenhouse Dome-Greenhouse Spearsman B stabs into Azkeroth again! (30/40)Greenhouse Marksman A misses.Greenhouse Marksman B hits Aleera! (20/40)Aleera is low on HP.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1082143Follower A popes some caps into Gang Leader A
>>1082143>"Who knows? Maybe today is your lucky day.">Kiss her.
>>1082152Jack grabs the stunned Gang Leader B and throws him at Gang Leader A! It hurt. (B, 150/200) (A, 30/200)>>1082158Follower A misses again.>>1082176Blacker Baron goes in for a kiss, but is grabbed by the back of the neck, yanked in, and sloppily traded tongues with Silvie. As he goes back into his side of the booth, Silvie pushes both of your coffees out of the way towards the wall, climbs on top of the table, and crawls to your side, leaning down in front of your face.>"I've been waiting for you to do that~"She takes you by surprise by pinning your shoulders to the cushioned seat and going into another makeout session. You two are so busy, both of you don't notice Mary looking away from the Cafe's window and going back to her job.-Red Light District (Area I)-Gang Leader A is stunned!Gang Leader B is stunned!
Rolled 1, 10 + 14 = 25 (2d20 + 14)>>1082316Smash the antlers into Gang Leader A.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1082316Follower A helps me finish off Gang Leader A with some caps to the head. (I.E Follower A shoots Gang Leader A in the face.)
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1082316THERE WAS A POINT-> aiming for the arms should help me> one slab wouldn't hurt either, so one normal meat please
>>1082316Give aleera some meat so she can live.
>>1082326Jack throws his Antler again!The first horn scratches! (25/200)The second horn hits! (15/200)>>1082332Follower A misses again, sadly.>>1082346Aleera fires at the arms of Greenhouse Spearsman B, crippling them and making him drop the spear! (45/100)>>1082357Azkeroth gives Aleera a normal Reindeer Slab, making her better than ever. (Aleera, 40/40)-Red Light District (Area I)-Gang Leader A opens fire again onto Frank/Nous! His arm is getting a bit torn, but he's otherwise fine. (???/???)Gang Leader B blasts Frank/Nous with incredibly precise shots, finally blasting off his arm!Frank/Nous swings with his remaining arm and misses horribly.-Greenhouse Dome-Greenhouse Marksman A fires a perfectly aimed shot at Aleera! (20/40)Greenhouse Marksman B fires at Aleera as well! (10/40)Aleera is on her last legs...
Rolled 20, 3 + 14 = 37 (2d20 + 14)>>1082401Fucking finish Gang Leader A.
Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1082401JUST HOLD YOUR FUCKING FIRE ALREADY.> shoot their arms if they continue their assault.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1082401Follower A pops a cap into Gang Leader B's eyes.
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1082401Grab the marksman and chuck him at his friend
Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1082401Go to where Aleera and Az are and yell "DROP YOUR FUCKING WEAPONS AND LAY DOWN, NOW!" at the enemy.
>>1082401>"Hey, we should take this somewhere else.">Head to the janitor's closet with Silvie.
>>1082409Jack sends Gang Leader A to his grave!>>1082429Aleera finds that they're out of bullets!>>1082437Follower A misses.>>1082446Azkeroth picks up Greenhouse Marksman A and throws! It stuns Greenhouse Marksman B! (A, 90/100) (B, 90/100)>>1082484Nobody listens to Glimmer.>>1082498Blacker Baron and Silvie go back into the Janitor's Closet, where some kinky smol sex and extremely loud requests to be filled with semen happens.-Red Light District (Area I)-Gang Leader B blasts his MG-3 once again at Follower A! With extreme luck, it's a one-shot-kill.>Jack Frost's Guild Members: 1/10-Greenhouse Dome-Greenhouse Marksman A misses.Greenhouse Marksman B hits Azkeroth! (20/40)Azkeroth is low on HP.
Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1082746"You fucker!" Grab the Gang Leader and smash his head into the ground.
Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1082746Attempt to yell this command again
>>1082746>Finish outside of her and go for round two.
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1082746Grab A and chuck him at his friend B
>>1082746> Eat a normal slabAlso, regret some of my (oh so maany) lifechoices.
>>1082753Jack grabs Gang Leader B and throws his head into the pavement! (80/100)>>1082763Glimmer manages to get both Greenhouse Marksmen to surrender!>>1082766Blacker Baron summons up enough energy to get right back into it! Nearby students are concerned about the insane screaming and whimpering going on inside the closet, but keep walking.>>1082767(You're still at 30HP. Sorry.)The battle is over!>>1082803Aleera heals herself back up again. (40/40)-Red Light District (Area I)-Gang Leader B fires his MG-3 at Frank/Nous! Albeit strong, the torso is simply charred, thank god. (???/???)-Greenhouse Dome-You have won the battle, and got shit rolls!>Azkeroth has gained $7, and now has $222. (Check em)>Aleera has gained $7, and now has $207.>Glimmer has gained $7, and now has $21, putting her at #5 on the leaderboard!Loot:>Stone Spear (2) - Basic primitive weapons made by the Greenhouse for guards. Hard to hit, but allows you to attack out of melee range.
>>1082823Search the place for the cookbook.
Rolled 7, 19 + 14 = 40 (2d20 + 14)>>1082823Smash the antlers into Gang Leader B's head.
Rolled 7, 16, 20 = 43 (3d20)>>1082823>Finish outside Silvie again, kiss her on the forehead, and look for gangsters to recruit.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1082823> search for additional notes and missing pages from the books I checked before.If I were to find a whole book in itself, even better.