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November 2008
3005220Roleplaying longer-lived racesStarts with a description of what it's like to live for centuries, and becomes more awesome from thereelves, dwarves, life, roleplaying2008-11-17 5 
June 2009
4974301Yet more Island DorfsAnon asks for dungeon ideas for the Tropical Island setting. Anon provides that, and more.island, dorfs, dwarves, elves, setting, getting shit done2009-06-23 6 
5028025Dwarf WomenAn epic discussion on the nature of dwarf women.dorfs, women, dwarves, elves, discussion2009-06-28 -2 
July 2009
5237253Dorf HistoryWe all know that dorfs have many traditions, facts and customs, some maybe alien and completely ridiculous. Let's invent some.dwarves, dorfs, breasts, bears, ale, beer, alcohol, mining, hammers, axes, mountains, awful good2009-07-23 17 
5253187Dwarven SuperheroesArt dump of superheroes-as-dwarves. Starts with Spiderdorf Vs. Doc OrkDwarves, Dorfs, Superheroes2009-07-25 3 
September 2009
6033107Sandwich the DrowOP asks /tg/ about the idea of a female drow character that was raised by dwarves. Several brilliant ideas later, Sandwich was born.D&D, Drow, Dwarves2009-09-27 36 
6048246Zhizz N'it the DorfSandwich the Drow continues to impress, introduction of her true nemesis the Dwarf raised by Drow! Let the ultimate battle commence! D&D, Drow, Dwarves2009-09-28 16 
October 2009
6117607Sandwich the drow WritefaggotryMore stories about Sandwich and her Dwarf Papa.Sandwich, D&D, Dwarves, Drow, Writefaggotry2009-10-04 7 
November 2009
6586184The Hamlet of TyrannyStarts out as discussion of a fort, ends up with an epic tale of dorfiness.cool story, dwarves, dorf fortress2009-11-06 2 
6929465D&D critters in modern settingSee the title. Also, an interesting side discussion about culture and the music it would give rise to.elves, elf, human, humans, dwarf, dwarves, modern, fantasy, music, kobolds, gnolls, halfling, gnome2009-11-30 2 
December 2009
7013523Manly Dwarves"Tell me how to make dwarves awesome" turns into campy fun with fire-breathing landboats, bearded babies, and manly warsongs. dwarf, dwarves, dorf, manly, magma galley, fantasy, race, awesome2009-12-05 3 
7089173Dwarf Porno Film PlotsDwarf porn plots, from finding copper to making elves polish axes.dwarves2009-12-11 66 
January 2010
7429980Mage School QuestToday you wage war on the wizards, the sorcerors, the warlocks and even the damn bards. Today, you wage war on those damn students. You are Ulfgar Stonbrakkar Ravenhelm, and you are a damn Dwarf. - What would you like to do, Administrator? -quest, dwarves, ale2010-01-05 15 
7444109Mage Hunt QuestIt's a new day, and there are still eight mages to hunt, each well trained in their specialty - transmutation, illusion, evocation, fire, force, necromancy, domination and teleportation. You are Ulfgar Stonbrakkar Ravenhelm, and you are a damn Dwarf. - What would you like to do, Executioner? -quest, dwarves, ale, mages2010-01-06 5 
7527674Mage Hunt Quest 2: Mage Hunt HarderYou are Ulfgar Stonbrakkar Ravenhelm, and you are a damn Dwarf. Until recently you were the Administrator of a great Mages Academy. As a fighter through and through, you had suffered ridicule and pranks from the vast student population until finally you snapped. Using the traps you had rigged in the school over the last 10 years, you slaughtered all of the staff and nearly all of the students. Now, you hunt down the ones who escaped, while they bring nasty magic to bear in their own attempts to kill you.quest, dwarves, ale, mages2010-01-11 3 
October 2010
12566665Fantasy Races in Sci-fi/tg/ plots out alternative takes on archetypical fantasy races transplanted into a science fiction setting. OP concedes to not giving a fuck.sci-fi, fantasy, elves, orcs, dwarves, IN SPAAAACE2010-10-25 1 
December 2010
13158049Avoid the NoidDwarven alcoholism saves the day, and /tg/ discusses how best to use addictive alcohol to conquer dwarfkind.Storytime, Cerebrate Anon, Bottomless Flagon, The Noid, Eberron, Alcoholism, Dwarves, Dorfs2010-12-15 21 
February 2011
13851937So, /tg/, my DM hates dwarves...OP comes to us talking about his DM and the attempt to make new races to replace "stereotype" ones like elves and dwarves. A debate begins on the merits of originality vs established ideas, and how dwarves (and other classic races) can be awesome without being cliche.races, elves, dwarves, orcs, creativity, tropes2011-02-10 0 
March 2011
14098093Low magic setting with Dwarves/Elves/HumansAnon asks for a low magic setting involving dwarves, elves and humans. With dwarves being greedy, metal-hungry bastards. /tg/ get shit done. Some discussion in relation to how a NEET-like race of dwarves can even survive with little-to-no trade.setting, world building, dwarf, dwarves, elf, elves, humans, trade, economics2011-03-02 0 
14372065Genesis: Ti'gee/tg/ is called on to play god and build a new universe from scratch. So they do.cutebold, kobold, collective game, elf, elves, man, humans, setting, dwarves, dwarf, world building 2011-03-26 1 
July 2011
15702313Fantasy Racial Equality in the Modern Era/tg/ discusses (in-character) the state of race relations in a modern-day world populated by elves, dwarves, goblins, liches, dragons...the works.stories, racial tensions, race, affirmative action, goblins, elves, dwarves, dragons, liches, mind flayers2011-07-25 10 
August 2011
15926550Board Quest, Part IIn a world where the various boards of 4chan form their own nations, lord Bidhill of Dessex seeks to gain revenge, and later, the world!Collective Game, Board Quest, Dwarves, /b/arbarians2011-08-13 22 
15936890Board Quest, Part IILord Bidhill of Dessex receives a magic ring, we see UST between a Priestess and a Druid, and we get silver weapons to fuck up werewolves with.Collective Game, Board Quest, Dwarves, Silver Weapons, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Quest2011-08-14 17 
January 2012
17444374A Study of DwarvesOP opens up with a huge multipost dissertation about dwarven biology and physiology, adolescent development, and even some cultural details like courtship. /tg/ jumps on it, and soon things like death and burial rituals, farming, homelife, and even brewing and cooking get expanded upon. Also, apparently Giant Cave Worms are basically just big writhing sausages made of Spam.dwarves, study, information, biology, puberty, death, burial, farming, brewing, cooking, spam2012-01-07 8 
May 2012
19164148Dorftales/tg/ invades Drowtales three years after everyone stopped giving a fuck.drowtales, dwarf, dorf, dwarfs, dwarves, derpadoo, fuck you for reading this faggot, goddamn get a life2012-05-19 11 
June 2012
19660154Olde Timey Civ GameDorfs are exactly on schedule. Meet dragonlings, create gunpowder, forge with magma.Collective Game, Alfonso, Olde Timey Civ Game, Civ Game, Civilization Game, Civ, Civilization, Dwarves, Dwarf, Dwarfs2012-06-28 13 
19666535Olde Timey Civ Game pt 2We get gatling golems, magicians, the homeland falls to goblins, shit gets real.Collective Game, Alfonso, Olde Timey Civ Game, Civ Game, Civilization Game, Civ, Civilization, Dwarves, Dwarf, Dwarfs2012-06-29 10 
19676818Olde Timey Civ Game Pt. 3We get airships, discover a pit, teach that bastard king what's what, and meet new races.Collective Game, Alfonso, Olde Timey Civ Game, Civ Game, Civilization Game, Civ, Civilization, Dwarves, Dwarf, Dwarfs2012-06-30 8 
July 2012
19736451Olde Timey Civ Game Pt. 4We establish trade with the Nagas, discover why the Pit is killing people, and discover magnetism.Collective Game, Alfonso, Olde Timey Civ Game, Civ Game, Civilization Game, Civ, Civilization, Dwarves, Dwarf, Dwarfs2012-07-04 9 
December 2012
22074509Underdark Quest: 1 DuergerThe folks of /tg/ take on the Duerger to live in the under dark. They learn how to sense things in the earth. Meet a bear. And get shit done.Underdark, Civ, Claws, Dark Dwarves2012-12-16 1 
October 2013
28043563Annual All Hallows Tale Telling 2013A revisit of 2 famous Dwarf Fortress tales in story form.Annual, Story, Dwarves, Dwarf Fortress2013-10-31 10 
December 2013
28944162Katana forging, dwarven styleDwarfs get a request to forge katana's, /tg/ RP's as dwarfs to make dorfy improvementsdwarf, dwarfs, dorf, dorfs, dwarves, katana2013-12-18 4 
January 2014
29331722Oversized Weapon Quest 3You train the boys up a bit, get a little discouraged, and get into a little fight.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Dwarves2014-01-07 36 
29369446Tropical Island Setting WorldbuildingA question of orcs and clams grows into worldbuilding an island setting with a slant on realistic reasons for cultural/physical adaptations.worldbuilding, island, tropical, crocs, orcs, elves, dwarves, halflings, humans, 2014-01-09 18 
February 2014
29996389Buddhist Dwarves and Prayer Wheel CityOriginal Content: Someone Takes An Idea and Gets It DoneBuddhism, Prayer Wheels, Dwarf, Dwarves, Dorf, City, OC, Gazette2014-02-03 9 
August 2014
34491283Dorf Fucktress"What happen if your party starts in a dragon belly?" "'ere the parasites get hungry! Strike the flesh!" Dwarf Fortress, Magical Realm, Dragon, Dwarf, Dwarves2014-08-30 1 
September 2014
34860587Dwarves of BronzebeardThe Dwarves of bronzebeard's new clan start their own kingdom in the mountains. Gods help them.Dwarves, Quest, Collective Game, Greytooth, 2014-09-14 1 
December 2014
36685011Fantasy Dwarven Civ Quest AlphaThe pre thread where we voted on, and then worked on fluffing a dwarf civ in the fantasyverse.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves2014-12-13 0 
36747650Fantasy Dwarven Civ Quest with DwarvesOkay, so we're not a dwarf civ but a civ with dwarves. That's cool. We get to work laying down our infrastructure, introducing important characters. And then Genie does something special by ending the thread with a very heartfelt story about a Golem, a girl, and legacy.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2014-12-15 0 
36781460Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves (Hiatus/Fin)The story continues, as Valeria turns out to be the spitting image of the legacy of a person. And yet while flowers bloom in the game, we once more we all must hold out until winter at last blows over, and the spring sun shines. OP bids farewell and shall return after a time.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2014-12-17 1 
January 2015
37249121Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves 4Part 3 https://archive.moe/tg/thread/36944878/#36944878 Genie returns, hanging by a thread, as the adventure continues, and we meet strange and spooky friends in a forest.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-01-09 0 
37267602Expedition to the Surface World!Urist McDorfking meets with a returning party of dwarven adventurers to ask what the surface world is like. Misinterpretation, elf-hate, great works of industry and cosmology discussion result. Then writefags show up.dwarf, dwarves, cosmology, misinterpretation, storytime, writefag,2015-01-10 3 
37358830Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves 5/6We revive a long lost hero, Sir Richard Didrikson the V, and begin the great Hunt that will expand our territory!Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-01-15 0 
37512267Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 8Part 7 http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/37406884 Despite the ill luck it tends to bring, I'll preemptively archive this thread. We try, and fail, at building wooden homes without our dwarves.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-01-20 0 
37662543Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 9We face down two armies, repulsing a barbarian horde, and preparing for an invasion while attempting diplomacy with the vampires. The Prophet of Fate is resurrected. Our commanders debate important issues concerning communication.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-01-28 0 
February 2015
37715034Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 10The enemy army is checked and repelled with an all out assault, and we bathe in the joy of victory spoils of war, as we plan our next moves carefully.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-02-03 0 
37977048Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 12Part 11 https://archive.moe/tg/thread/37830737 We gather the materials we need and realize we're under attack by barbarians and something underground.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-02-12 0 
38135105Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 13Out of the frying pan and into the fireCollective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-02-20 0 
38187770Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 14The Madness BeginsCollective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-02-24 0 
38298965antasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 15The Cavalry is coming as reinforcements flock to our aid!Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-02-27 0 
March 2015
38449570Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 16We survive another day, and in desperation decide to see our dreams fulfilled now than neverCollective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-03-05 0 
38495860Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 17MASSES AND MASSES OF INFRASTRUCTURE. Also we do dealings with the dwarves and holy hostCollective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-03-06 0 
38609463Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 18We build an Organ in our Rock, but have issues building the Church around it. Tech development continues and we get riflesCollective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-03-11 1 
38655301Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 19 FINThe end of a lot of things, but the beginnings of others and, hopefully, a clean slate.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-03-13 1 
May 2015
40202533Underground Kingdoms"A lot of tabletop fantasy settings have races who live primarily underground, like dwarves, kobolds, gnomes, drow and so on..." A thread about underground kingdoms of creatures develops in a fun and detailed fashion. A scholarly anon drops by and dumps his own detailed research and thinking on the matter. Excellent resource for GMs!worldbuilding, dwarves, dwarfs, kobolds, underground, gnomes, drow2015-05-27 14 
November 2015
43490968Thoughts?All is not well in the lands.Thoughts?, Dwarves, Elves, Gnomes, Goatmen, Rape, Civilisation, Catan, Bob2015-11-09 10 
March 2016
46295654Goblin civ #1Goblins are working towards revenge against the dwarven people.Goblin, Civ, dwarves, humans, elves, necromancy, shaman2016-03-28 2 
46380799Goblin civ #2Goblins are working towards revenge against the dwarven people.Goblin, Civ, dwarves, humans, elves, necromancy, shaman2016-03-31 1 
January 2017
51248833Kulmorost Dividedfa/tg/uys create a fantasy setting.Kulmorost Divided, Kulmorost, worldbuilding, setting, fantasy, humans, dwarves, elves, orcs, trolls2017-01-18 24 
51288620Kulmorost Divided 2fa/tg/uys create a fantasy setting part 2Kulmorost Divided, Kulmorost, worldbuilding, setting, fantasy, humans, dwarves, elves, orcs, trolls, grimbright2017-01-21 12 
51380847Kulmorost Divided 3fa/tg/uys create a fantasy setting part 3Kulmorost Divided, Kulmorost, worldbuilding, setting, fantasy, humans, dwarves, elves, orcs, trolls, grimbright2017-01-24 10 
51485832Kulmorost Divided 4fa/tg/uys create a fantasy setting part 4Kulmorost Divided, Kulmorost, worldbuilding, setting, fantasy, humans, dwarves, elves, orcs, trolls, grimbright2017-01-31 6 
July 2017
1701629Fantasy Crusader Quest #18In which you win a battle, Cellica leaves, and you learn more about the valley.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves, Dwarves2017-07-27 2 
October 2017
1878744Fantasy Crusader Quest #19In which you break the siege of Ardon Glen.Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves, Dwarves2017-10-09 1 
November 2017
2087092Fantasy Crusader Quest #20We play as Cellica, briefly, before returning to Victor, and regaining our resolve. Crusader, Fantasy Crusader Quest, Victor Reis, Templar, Knight, Elves, Dwarves2017-11-26 1 
March 2018
2387357Overlord Lair Quest 3 The FloodOne Orc for a garden, Two Wretch to work, Three Dwarves to forge, and Undead to follow.Genie, Overlord, Dungeon, Undead, Dwarves, Wretch Hive2018-03-26 1 
April 2018
58971906Dwarven Political PartiesA group of anons attempt to come up with a dwarven nation's political factionsdwarf, dwarves, fantasy, worldbuilding2018-04-06 5 
September 2018
2842147Mid Boss Quest Part 11We slip through a mountain and arrive in Filt to find our informantMid Boss Quest, Mid Boss, Collective Game, Selenas Cutie?, Dwarves2018-09-11 2 
June 2019
3541964Runic Weapon QuestA short oneshot , begotten by the creativity of Anons and ended by a lack of mutual intrest on all partsWeapon, Dwarves, Cleric, Paladin, Sentient Weapon, One-Shot, Runic Weapon Quest2019-06-08 1 
66593561Dwarven Lore and Culture Thread/tg/ comes together to write out fluff and lore for dwarves! A useful resource for anyone worldbuilding or playing as a dwarf!Dwarf, Dwarves, Dwarven, Lore, Fluff, Worldbuilding, Oddly comfy,2019-06-12 0 
December 2019
3955938The Fall of a Dwarven FortressIn a besieged Dwarven Fortress, where wheat worths more than gold, try to survive as a civilian and get your family out of here!Dwarf Fortress, Steampunk, Survival, Dwarf, Dwarves, Civil War, Fantasy, fantasy, dwarf, dwarves, Collective Game2019-12-23 2 
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