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May 2009
4655339Neckbeard marriage!A fellow eloquen/tg/entleman asks /tg/ on ways for him to propose to his beloved lady. The neckbeards respond in their usual way, alongside some good ideas.dick-in-a-box, love, /tg/, metathread, neckbeard, help, advice2009-05-25 5 
July 2009
5063230Disney Goes /tg/A Disney comic about... Well... Tabletop gaming in general. It's funny because it's true.disney, neckbeard, fa/tg/uy, d&d, scrooge, donald2009-07-01 10 
August 2009
5348400Imaginary Army Men/tg/ gets shit done and truly examines the popular Imaginary Army Men (IAM) System with the meticulous zeal it deserves, from the cheesy, min-maxing tactics of Red Army troop choices to the oft-overlooked fluff and possible fascist leanings of the mysterious Grey Army. Also Tan Army players are weaboos.warhamm faulty kai, plastic army men, neckbeard, wargame2009-08-05 3 
October 2009
6390231Real Life QuestThe OP decides to try out a quest thread - Hits home and takes offQuest, Roleplay, Little sister, Life, Real, Real, Life, NeckBeard2009-10-22 3 
December 2009
7106332Fortress Latvia/tg/ decides to buy an entire Latvian town and turn it into a deathtrap.Setting, town, neckbeardery2009-12-12 6 
April 2010
9086807Dwarven Guide to Beard CareA few bits of good advice, from an older dwarf to some younger ones, as to the best way to groom and care for one's facial pelt. Washing, braiding, neckbeards, and the horror of shaving are given their due commentary.dwarf, beard2010-04-09 3 
September 2010
11984094Neckbeards May CryShas'o R'myr talks about his experiences at a local tournament, involving the attack of a greasy ultramarine player. Some trolling.Shas'o R'myr, Tau, 40k, Tournament, Neckbeard2010-09-07 12 
October 2010
12624523Characters who could take a level of BarbarianA thread about manliness goes horribly awry.Manly men, beards, meth, owls, Wasteland Warrior, alcohol, Norse mythology2010-10-30 2 
May 2011
14950652MANLY MOUSTACHE/BEARD THREAD/tg/ beard vote 2011beard, lulz2011-05-17 2 
June 2011
15107319Sometimes you just give it to themInstances when a DM just gives a character something/Non combat awesome storiesElfbeard, Bearded Elf, Cook Battle, Bakery, DM, Stories2011-06-01 15 
January 2012
17689732/TG/ BOOTLEG Meta Quest thread 3While metaquest is on hiatus, we play as a requisitions looter team. Shit gets fucked up and significantly more complicated.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Harry Potter, X-Men, Bootleg Metaquest, Bootleg, COMMON SENSE, Mario, Digimon, Street Fighter, Sailor Moon, Warcraft, Wakfu, Pokemon, Vocaloid, Neckbeard2012-01-27 6 
November 2012
21379009Wizards don't give a fuckOP opens a can of worms when he asks for Wizard images. It soon goes into bizarro /tg/ territory.Wizard, D&D, magic, homo, thri-kreen, beards, genderswap, gangsta2012-11-01 21 
March 2013
23951476Wang FireWang Fire discovers that he is everyone, and that everyone is Wang FireWang Fire, Avatar, Sokka, Alpharius, silly, humor, realization, manliness, beard, Zuko2013-03-30 15 
May 2013
25030626Blacksmith Quest IThe first installment of Blacksmith Quest. We roll a nat 100 on beard quality and end up with the king of all beards. We travel to the main city and set up shop with a Dwarven smith called Urist.Collective Quest, Blacksmith, Shop, Urist, Beard2013-05-25 20 
June 2013
25172321Blacksmith Quest II - Part 1We get the day off work and explore the city, the quest abruptly ends when OP has to leave.Blacksmith, Collective Game, Beard, Dwarf2013-06-01 5 
25195195Blacksmith Quest 2.5Blacksmith Quest continues with a second thread to make up for the crap one the day before. We go on our date with Sarah and recruit a Warforged named Balthazar to our shop.Blacksmith Quest, Smith, Beard, Dwarf2013-06-02 3 
25267569Warhammer Fantasy QuestDA ORKIEST QUEST YOU EVER DUN PLAYED IN We got uz some boyz, did kunnin brutality, and brutal kunnin', gork, we got it allCollective Game Naffzod Beardsplitter Ork Quest2013-06-06 6 
25315860Blacksmith Quest IIIUrist has to travel far away and we are left with control of the smithy. We get some fantastic weapons and armour made, we impress Anamman's niece and try to hit on Sarah again. Blueprints are found for a Warforged arm and we get drunk with some DwarvesBlacksmith Quest, Blacksmith, Alaric, Beard, Dwarf2013-06-08 2 
25449164Blacksmith Quest IVRumours of an Orc invasion pop up, we are swamped with orders from nearby villages and warriors asking for weapons and armour. We drink with Van Gan and talk to the other Smiths about the possibility of opening up a single Foundry.Blacksmith Quest, Blacksmith, Beard, Smith, Alaric2013-06-15 4 
25599207Blacksmith Quest VWe go out and recruit people for the upcoming Orc attacks at the request of the Captain of the Guard. We recruit Gladiators, pirates, Elves and more!Blacksmith Quest, Blacksmith, Beard, Alaric2013-06-23 2 
25725242The Story of LarryAnon tells the story of a horrible sex offender That GuyDnD, D&D, 3.5, 3.5e, That Guy, Neckbeard2013-06-29 9 
September 2013
27292905Captain DicebeardOP meets a GMing pirate and asks /tg/ if he should continue playing. /tg/ states the obvious: DO IT FAGGOT!Captain, Dicebeard, GMing, Crazy, Awesome, Funny, Story Time2013-09-18 25 
October 2013
27561099Mages Guild MeetingMages meet to discuss world-ending means of keeping drafts out of their studies. Bearsalisks are transmuted, beards are misplaced, skin is refurbished, and the elemental plane of pizza is ruined.Wizards, mages, pizza, beards, -omancy, genocide, dirty Druid hippies, bearsalisks2013-10-04 1 
27796127On Sikhs, and SikhismIn which /tg/ learns that Sikhism is pretty much a religion where everyone are paladins, and proceed to have the most civil religion-related thread you'll ever see.Sikhism, religion, paladins, turbans, bad-ass, beards2013-10-18 33 
November 2013
28334133Neckbeard Quest 1A typical day for a neckbeard on /tg/. We burn down our thread, meet an unicorn and seduce an elven maid.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2013-11-18 35 
28367525Neckbeard Quest 2We eat breakfast, behead a torpedo and defeat a group of weeaboo from /jp/. We finally get the horn.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2013-11-19 14 
28385088Neckbeard Quest 3Anon and his pompadour bearing ally run into some old friends. Violence ensues.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2013-11-20 12 
28411859Neckbeard Quest #4Garush and Anon talk with the decapitated Banshee head, and the Beardstrosity returns.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2013-11-22 10 
28441940Neckbeard Quest 5We get advice from oldfag sage and find the elven maid at her post. Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2013-11-25 10 
28485417Neckbeard Quest 6Neckbeard finally get laid, Yorick screams a lot, Anon reaches enlightenment and Neckbeard learn a few thing about elven mating habits.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2013-11-27 8 
December 2013
28574875Neckbeard Quest #8In which Neckbeard comes back from the dead and robs CryAnon from what little was left of his dignity.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2013-12-01 7 
28609752Neckbeard Quest #9Neckbeard performs an excellent villain routine in an attempt at obtaining a replacement minion.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2013-12-02 7 
28649836Neckbeard Quest #10Charlotte and Anry begin preparations for dealing with the neckbeared menace.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2013-12-08 7 
January 2014
29396269Neckbeard Quest 11Neckbeard meets a shop owner and proceeds to rob him.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-01-10 10 
29448061Neckbeard Quest 12In which Anon makes a move on Yorick. Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-01-12 10 
29607416Neckbeard Quest #13Neckbeard gains a new reluctant minion.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-01-19 7 
29670766Neckbeard QuestIn which anon has possibly the worst day of his lifeNeckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-01-22 5 
29736937Neckbeard Quest #15Yorick is reunited with her friends, and one of Anon's inner demons begins some scheming.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-01-24 7 
February 2014
30053928Neckbeard Quest 16In which the beardstrosity invades homes and eats dogs. Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-02-08 5 
30355924Random Dimensional Quest 5: The Quest for QuestingIn which Nick Trimmers tames wild facial hair and dispenses sage advice.Collective Game, Random Dimensional Quest, Nick Trimmers, barber, Slow Ass, Quest, Arsenal, dwarf, beard, haircut2014-02-20 0 
30447299girl gamer looking for groupAnon post a flyer he found at his FLGS. Other anons join in to share stories both amusing and horrifying. There is also some discussion about just HOW and WHY people could sperg out this hard.FLGS, LGS, horror, neckbeard, autist, girl gamer, gurl gaymer, nerd, geek, nerd girl, nerdlings, pop culture, culture, 2014-02-24 16 
30448765Neckbeard Quest 17Neckbeard recruits the dog tamer, and Anon's day doesn't get any better.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-02-25 5 
June 2014
32575876Neckbeard Quest #18Neckbeard Quest returns, taking control on a one-armed anon.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-06-05 7 
32613847Neckbeard Quest #19Fun at the dog park.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-06-07 6 
32649256Neckbeard Quest #20One-Arm Anon tries to take care of his succubus problem.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-06-09 7 
32678176Neckbeard Quest #21Between Catgirl Baker's antics and Yorick's attempt to be kawaii uguu, the thread approaches critical cuteness.eckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-06-11 5 
July 2014
33275921Neckbeard Quest #22A dog humps a guy's leg, and then enters cheat codes.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-07-11 5 
33327537Neckbeard Quest #23In which Teli puts anon in the pitNeckbeard Quest, Collective Game, neckbeard, random, Teli2014-07-12 5 
33361943Neckbeard Quest 24Anon and Garush play hooky. One arm gets some new threads.Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-07-14 5 
August 2014
33866248Neckbeard Quest 25 Part 2Previous: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33849478/ Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-08-04 6 
September 2014
34523638Neckbeard Quest 26Anon continues to be the little girl and /k/ay wakes up from a night of hard partying. Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-09-01 6 
34561647Neckbeard Quest 27/k/ay gets stuck under a bunch of sweaty /fit/izens. Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-09-01 6 
35166083Neckbeard Quest 28Beardy goes off to conquer /soc/ and One-Arm gets a personal encounter with femdom. Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-09-29 5 
October 2014
35244188Neckbeard Quest 29We celebrate 4chan's 11th birthday with Teli. Neckbeard Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, TG, Neckbeard2014-10-02 6 
November 2014
36452568Pirate Quest 1In which the son of a pirate lord seeks to create his own crew in the port city of CaelosPirate Quest, Collective Game, Blackbeard, Pirate2014-11-29 11 
36468452Pirate Quest 2In which our hero steals a ship and talks with his crewPirate Quest, Collective Game, Blackbeard, Pirate2014-11-29 11 
36490155Pirate Quest 3In which our crew raids a small fishing villagePirate Quest, Collective Game, Blackbeard, Pirate2014-11-30 10 
December 2014
36531275Pirate Quest 4In which stowaways are found aboard, oh my!Pirate Quest, Collective Game, Blackbeard, Pirate2014-12-02 5 
36569688Pirate Quest 5In which we interrogate the intruders and train the crew.Pirate Quest, Collective Game, Blackbeard, Pirate2014-12-04 5 
36646241Pirate Quest 6In which we escape from our pursuers and end up in port.Pirate Quest, Collective Game, Blackbeard, Pirate2014-12-08 3 
June 2015
40632242Crusader Quest Part 28Wilhelm is faced with a moral crisis when Princess Hodierna inadvertently reminds them that he broke one of the promises he made to his betrothed.Collective Game, Crusader Quest, Barbam Vult, Wilhelm, Beards, HistoricalFiction2015-06-16 16 
January 2017
986758CHAN: The Great Unemployed EmpireCHAN is a game of adventure, danger, and low cucking. Explore what has sent hardened trolls screaming from the autism contained within!CHAN The Great Unemployed Empire, Text adventure, Autism, Neckbeards, Rare pepes, Collective Game2017-01-07 1 
July 2017
1673533Return of the Sorcerer Quest: OneThe last living descendant of an infamous Sorcerer-King gains a dangerous position in the court of his families ancient enemies.Return of the Sorcerer, Quest, Collective Game, Axebeard Beardaxe, dynasty, intrigue, Empire, fantasy, sorcerer, necromancer, alchemist2017-07-25 1 
February 2019
3281240Superpowered Neckbeard QuestDerek, 342 pound neckbeard leaves his mommy's home, stabs a kickboxing cricket man to death, and spontaneously develops superpowers.Collective Game, SNQ, Capeshit, Superpowers, Vigilante, Neckbeard2019-02-26 11 
March 2019
3299177Superpowered Neckbeard Quest, Episode TwoDerek's sad life continuesCollective Game, SNQ, Capeshit, Superpowers, Vigilante, Neckbeard2019-03-09 7 
June 2019
3550816Superpowered Neckbeard Quest, Episode ThreeDerek continues his one-man crusade on crime, and has a chance encounter with a minor baseball celebrity.Collective Game, SNQ, Capeshit, Superpowers, Vigilante, Neckbeard2019-06-20 5 
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