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January 2012
17563929Strike witch questwe talk shop in the O-Club, get drunk, flying coastal morning patrol, and crash on an island we aren't supposed to be onstrike witches, pilots, planes, WWII, Collective game2012-01-16 43 
17567390Strike Witches Quest 2We give absolutely no fucks when faced with a superior officer, find our crew alive and unharmed, then find out we're stranded on this island till tomorrow.strike witches, pilots, planes, WWII, Collective game, Strike Witches Quest2012-01-17 35 
17579028Strike Witches Quest IIIYou are a fighter pilot of the 442nd Night Fighter Squadron, rated for the P-61A Black Widow, and as suits the death-dealer of the dark skies, you're currently squelching about in waterlogged jeans and no shirt, kneeling by a rotary phone to listen into a conversation.Collective Game, Strike Witches quest, strike witches, planefag2012-01-17 31 
17599224Strike Witches Quest IVThe aliens launch a night-time commando raid on the Witches' base, and we fight to get the girls to their Striker units as the aliens use stun prods to try to capture them alive. This must be what being on the other end of an X-COM raid is like.strike witches, pilots, planes, WWII, Collective game, Strike Witches Quest, planefag2012-01-19 25 
17601600Strike Witches Quest VWe strike our commanding officer when she gives us orders we don't like, then charge into the alien transport ship. We just barely survive an encounter with an alien, and the other witches all seem to be safe.strike witches, pilots, planes, WWII, Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, planefag2012-01-20 23 
17610836Strike Witches Quest VIWe troll Perrine, meet with a German officer that might have been Rommel, and then get hauled in front of General Patton. Minna's gone missing, and we've ended up on Gertrude's bad side.strike witches, pilots, planes, WWII, Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, planefag2012-01-20 23 
17613479Strike Witches Quest VIIThrough previously-undisplayed diplomacy we dodge defenestrationm and acquire new P-61strike witches, pilots, planes, WWII, Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, planefag2012-01-20 24 
17660742Strike Witches Quest VIIIWe have an oopsie with the new plane and go to acquire boozstrike witches, pilots, planes, WWII, Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, planefag, will it fit in a b522012-01-24 22 
17664907Strike Witches Quest IXWe lightly troll Minna, and Charlotte lays down a shopping list for us while we're in Christchurch.strike witches, pilots, planes, WWII, Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, planefag2012-01-25 23 
17686953Strike Witches Quest XStrike Witches: Dynamic Shopping aka Grand Theft Errything.strike witches, pilots, planes, WWII, Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, planefag2012-01-26 22 
17690122Strike Witches Quest XIWe steal shit, buy shit, wind up in the paper, and give no fucks. strike witches, pilots, planes, WWII, Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, planefag2012-01-27 24 
17726192Strike Witches Quest XIIwe talk to the wizard of clocks and hunt for a silk robeStrike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot2012-01-29 24 
17728604Strike Witches Quest XIIIWe get our revenge on Pappy and Luke, and then learn the Martians are cribbing notes from the Reds.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot2012-01-30 25 
17731392Strike Witches Quest XIVwe take a shower and trude says hello(with her fist)Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot2012-01-30 26 
February 2012
17766007Strike Witches Quest XVStrike Witches: Booze Suppression SystemsStrike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-01 24 
17767985Strike Witches Quest XVIWe fucked up bad, Rommel is a Bro, Patton chews us up and we have MONUMENTAL trouble with girls.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-01 24 
17769684Strike Witches Quest XVIIWe distribute everyone's gifts as Toga-Claus, somewhat normalize relations with Trude, have a chat with Sakamoto, show off our singing to Minna, and Sanya starts channeling alien gods/Martian radio chatter.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-02 26 
17807980Strike Witches Quest XVIIISanya can see the PAST, isn't that great? Also spiders.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-04 24 
17809764Strike Witches Quest XIXThe terrible night of the hospital bed. We may be going overboard. Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-05 23 
17811554Strike Witches Quest XXWe're nearly kicked out of the 501st, bounce Minna in front of Patton, and have a talk with Sakamoto that forces us to think about our emotions too hard. Oh, and we save Chuck Yeager's ass from a beating.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-05 26 
17846854Strike Witches Quest XXIWe compare kills with Chuck, then discover our stuff was moved. Retaliation may be heading for disproportionateStrike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-07 25 
17850260Strike Witches Quest XXIIWe troll witches and suck face. Then the Martians ruin everything.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-08 25 
17903034Strike Witches Quest XXIIIWe turn on our radar full power, drawing all of the Martians towards us. We then hit the deck and activate War Emergency Power as we flip upside down and strafe the Martian assault boats closing on the downed Witch.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-11 26 
17905776Strike Witches Quest XXIVWe head back to HQ. Talk about magicks with Trude. We pass out in Minna's bed. Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-12 28 
17965278Strike Witches Quest XXVPancakes, rumour, Rommel, lessons on pre-decimal British coinage and major Perrine issuesStrike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-15 24 
17968260Strike Witches Quest XXVIWe get girl advice from Sean, learn about alien signals, play with Chuck's Mustang and then punch him in the faceStrike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-16 25 
17970708Strike Witches Quest XXVIIWe set up an ELINT mission, unleash delicious revenge on Ian, then are witness to Sanya putting a gun to Minna's headStrike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-16 26 
18004681Actual Strike Witches XXVIIIThis one is not a false labeled image dumpStrike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-18 29 
18007020Strike Witches Quest XXIXSweet wheelchairs! Little girls being calmed down! THEY PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER! Guns are pulled! Bricks are shat!Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-19 27 
18045481Strike Witches Quest XXX (lol)Fallout from the encounter in the basement, we go drink in the plane. Much silliness is enjoyed by all in the thread.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-21 31 
18048059Strike Witches Quest XXXIThe only way a pilot knows to deal with shit is to SHOOT, this time at the asses of several of the witchesStrike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-22 34 
18072147Strike Witches Quest XXXIIWe break up a fight between two pilots, Ian realizes his powers, and we get ready to finally triangulate that Martian transmitter and kill it.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-23 28 
18074867Strike Witches Quest XXXIIIalmost no fuel left after the long, boring but successful ELINT mission and loaded out to take big land-based targets? lets go bounce a flying dreadnought and dogfight some aliums whit Luke Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-24 27 
18077691Strike Witches Quest XXXIVA furious scissoring dogfight leaves us with a leaking fuel tank, so we decide to land our Black Widow on a navy carrier. What could go wrong? Apparently everything.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-24 29 
18139667Strike Witches Quest XXXVTHE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL faces keelhauling and that really rustles our jimmies. Also, Pappy Motherfucking Boyington goes DA FUQStrike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-28 28 
18142977Strike Witches Quest XXXVI"So according to you Sean, we've got Toto the Dog-Witch riding our wing, we took off from an aircraft carrier with a land-based twin-boom fighter and we should land on a runway, with floats. What's next, man? We're fighting little green men?" Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-29 24 
18146698 Strike Witches Quest XXXVII"Minna points behind you. You turn and see Trude staring at you, shocked. "Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-02-29 25 
March 2012
18165563Strike Witches Quest XXXVIIIYet another hap-happity Strike Witches adventurefun Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-03-01 27 
18169277Strike Witches Quest XXXIXWe sortie out with some of the Witches to the convergence point of the Martian radar beams. Boss fight ensues, and our payload proves insufficient, leaving us with an unpalatable choice between the mission and one of the Witches.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-03-02 34 
18191696Strike Witches Quest XLWe are Bounce-King, and help save London. And No Fucks Were GivenStrike Witches, Strike Witches Quest, Collective Game, WWII2012-03-03 28 
18194668Strike Witches Quest XLI"Fly me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!"Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-03-04 33 
18232723Strike Witches Quest XLIIStrike Witches: Pilot in a China Shop. MC is a pretty cool guy, he kills aliums and doesn't afraid of any ming.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-03-06 23 
18235365Strike Witches Quest XLIII"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. MEET MY FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-03-07 26 
18278896Strike Witches Quest XLIVTrolling, explainations, trolling, spying, trolling, getting startled by a cow and wearing pants. Oh, not to forget trolling.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-03-10 28 
18281649Strike Witches Quest XLVLot's of NO HOMO, and a quick call home. Also, our one true love has returned.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-03-11 26 
18285478Mahou Shounen Quest 44WE ARE BUTLER. 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG. Meet Shinku's sisters. Set Kraus up. Rendezvous with Yuki in the library. She helps us pick a reading list. Picnic with the girls. Sakura and Lucchinni get some GummyBEARS.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-03-11 23 
18314423Strike Witches Quest XLVIMake something flip the light switch go BOOM the dynamite is in the next room!Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-03-13 24 
18317386Strike Witches Quest XLVIHot sloppy makeouts lead to revelations for MC's addled headStrike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-03-14 26 
18328433Strike Witches Quest thread XLVIIMC must hunt down the monster he created: Minna, the Bounce Witch.strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-03-14 25 
18330940Strike Witches Quest thread XLVIIIThe Arrival of Krupinski, as well as the final addition of Nose Art.strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-03-15 27 
18334025Strike Witches Quest XLIXThe Beach Episode. Krupinski joins the team.strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game, Gap An Elf, Collective_Game2012-03-15 26 
18361134Strike Witches Quest XLXYou are a P-61 pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron and you have just been tackled with the force of an exploding star. And someone is sitting on you.strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-03-17 25 
18384238Strike Witches Quest LHang with sister, simultaneously bail Ian out with perrine and completely fuck him overstrike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-03-19 23 
18387292Strike Witches Quest 53Fuck roman numerals. RISE OF THE NEON SAMURAI.strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-03-20 33 
18421142Strike Witches Quest 54WAR EMERGENCY TSUNstrike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-03-22 25 
18423159Strike Witches Quest 55NOT LIKE THOSE ANIMES AFTER ALLstrike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-03-23 25 
18468038Strike Witch Quest 56Marine Trollingplanefag, Strike Witches, Strike Witches Quest, Collective Game2012-03-26 28 
18470409Strike Witches Quest 57"You know how pilots are, all sweaty and cross-eyed and grunting as they yank on their joysticks with both hands-" strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-03-26 25 
18517257Strike Witches Quest 58"Stay away from my sister, you sick fuck," you snarl, and then you snap-roll.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2012-03-30 29 
18520407Strike Witches Quest 59ESCAPADES IN DA MOONLIGHT SONATAs with both hands-" strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-03-30 27 
April 2012
18600138Strike Witches 60ADULT CONVERSATIONSstrike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-04-06 29 
18603086Strike Witches Quest 61Wild fire dances in Sakamoto's eyes, and her sword sings through the air with leisurely malice as she advances on you...strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-04-07 26 
18614693Strike Witches Quest 62WAIT FOR ITstrike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-04-07 25 
18617814Strike Witches Quest 63Minna smiles wickedly. "Everything we can't do on the floor, lest it damage your spine." strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-04-08 25 
18685756Strike Witches Quest 64"Waaah-haaaw-haaaw, pil-grum," he drawls. "Whah don' cha stick dat der fort-ay-foive up yer girl's hoo-ha 'n give 'er a gun she kin actually FEEL?" strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-04-12 26 
18687869Strike Witches Quest 65"She likes 'em young," Lynette says, her voice quavering. "She likes 'em so yoooooung~" she wails, burying her face in your chest as she begins to cry.strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-04-13 27 
18874020Strike Witches Quest 66You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you are currently kissing the krap out of a kraut.strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-04-26 30 
18876623Strike Witches Quest 67"Amplified through the very microphones being rammed into their tender orfices. The pumping of blood through pain-wracked bodies rapidly BUMBUMBUMBUMPING through the monitor speakers as the screams become gutteral and eerily organic, transmitted through the vibrations of the MP's interior tissues..."strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-04-26 31 
May 2012
18939098Strike Witches Quest 68Strike Witches Quest: We just wanted to [X], and now we're surrounded by horrible things. strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-05-01 25 
18941058Strike Witches 69 (HUE)You just HAD to put your Wiener in the Schnitzel, didn't you?strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-05-01 27 
18952617Strike Witches Quest 70The one where we fly around and shit strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-05-02 24 
18954593Strike Witches Quest 71Someone rolls bad. People get mad.strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-05-02 24 
19029102Strike Witches Quest 72You are a P-61 Black Widow Pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you're squaring off with a Martian fighter-craft that's hot to trot. The range is closing rapidly, and soon you'll have to make the merge.strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-05-08 23 
19031586Strike Witches Quest 73In which we hit a tree. Also Miles.strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-05-08 27 
19105347Submersible Witches Quest 1"You are CPO Cleona Wilhelmina Kukyendall, and you are having a pleasant dream." strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters,2012-05-15 22 
19129078Submersible Witches Quest 2You are CPO Cleona Wilhelmina Kukyendall, and you wake up to a Martian in your face.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-05-17 20 
19140485Strike Witches Quest GAIDEN: NOPEALIEN WALKS THE EARTHWe continue the story of N'oo'p Martian as he tries to find some fucking food.Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, Strike Witches, Gap An elf, planefag,2012-05-17 25 
19191599Submersible Witches Quest 3You are CPO Kukyendall, Radio Witch and Torpedoman's Mate, and you have just been told your friend is still alive.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-05-22 20 
19279671Submersible Witches Quest 4You are CPO Kukyendall, and you are in the middle of a jailbreak. You now find yourself in the middle of a gargantuan, underwater room, with a transparent ceiling.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-05-29 16 
19282404Submersible Witches Quest 4-bContinuation of Submersible Witches Quest 4.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-05-29 14 
June 2012
19364714Submersible Witches Quest 5You are CPO Kukyendall, and you have just been invited to dine with fine wine by an Admiral.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-06-05 14 
19448362Submersible Witches Quest 6You are CPO Kukyendall, and today you found out Martians can't swim. Probably.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-06-12 14 
19471966Strike Witches Quest 76General Arnold is a bro, Eila's mad, and Minna's out for blood.Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, Strike Witches, Gap An Elf, Planefag2012-06-13 39 
19475910Strike Witches Quest 77It's the press corps. They've cut you off, and they have your scent. Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, Strike Witches, Gap An Elf, Planefag, Quest2012-06-14 33 
19535331Submersible Witches Quest 7We press the big red button. Again. Aren't we smart?strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-06-19 14 
19546695Strike Witches Quest 78Hellcow reveals its true allegiance, and the little ones strike a pose. Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, Strike Witches, Gap An Elf, Planefag, Quest2012-06-19 35 
19625260Strike Witches 79Perrine and Ian air their dirty laundry, at fucking last.Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, Strike Witches, Gap An Elf, Planefag, Quest2012-06-25 26 
19628614Strike Witches Quest 80We're JFK. Everything makes sense. Also bathtub scene.Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, Strike Witches, Gap An Elf, Planefag, Quest2012-06-25 31 
19625464Submersible Witches Quest 8Taking flight with no training gives us a badly-burned arm. Also, Rae's sister is a bitch.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-06-26 14 
July 2012
19715966Submersible Witches Quest 9You are CPO Kukyendall, and tonight you are a sibling counselor. Also, Socks is cheating on us.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-07-03 14 
19811188Submersible Witches Quest 10You are Henrietta Falkowska, and you dearly wish you could wake up from reality.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-07-10 13 
19928090Submersible Witches Quest 11You are Cleona, and you are stuck in a cell.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters, Sleep_Deprivation2012-07-18 13 
20022382Strike Witches Quest 81So many medals, so much drama, and Anon cannot into Imperial dates.strike witches, planefag, WWII, Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, Gap An Elf2012-07-24 42 
20022758Subwitches 12We arrive in Australia, and meet MacArthur. For what little good it will do. strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-07-25 13 
20077746Strike Witches Quest 82Man, FUCK pillowforts. strike witches, planefag, WWII, Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, Gap An Elf2012-07-28 31 
20121477Submersible Witches Quest 13We pull the trigger, and Kotters gets autobanned while updating.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters, autobanned, ban word2012-07-31 12 
August 2012
20153146Strike Witches Quest 83We duel with some talented alien pilots in the skies above war-torn England, and Robin is enraged by suggestions of incest. strike witches, planefag, WWII, Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, Gap An Elf2012-08-03 26 
20226258Submersible Witches Quest 14Mad scientist appears, Tom has nice buns and anon is menaced by corgis.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-08-07 17 
20321913Submersible Witches Quest 15Do know what time it is? Party time.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-08-15 12 
20417609Submersible Witches Quest 16Hooking up Yetta, Australian bar fights and a potential samefag asking for shota. Such is life in Subwitches Quest.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-08-22 12 
20499738Strike Witches Quest 85"HOLY SHIT," you remark with the cool, dry wit of the born combat aviator. strike witches, planefag, WWII, Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, Gap An Elf2012-08-28 29 
20523186Submersible Witches Quest 17A tender moment with Socks and MISUNDERSTANDINGS.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-08-29 12 
20536009Strike Witches Quest GAIDEN 3: N'OO'PmindN'oo'p loses his cool, and we get a glimpse of alien psyonics.Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, planefag, gap an elf, nopemartian, gaiden, mars attacks, strike witches, n'oo'p2012-08-30 24 
September 2012
20613017Submersible Witches Quest 18"I'll need bombs. Lots of bombs."strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-06 13 
20638539Submersible Witches Quest 19Close encounters of the tentacled kind.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-08 16 
20702062Submersible Witches Quest 20Martian Commander side story! No /tg/, you ARE the tentacles!strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-13 13 
20726378Submersible Witches Quest 21With this helmet you can't get into my head, Charles! Also, dat ass.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-15 13 
20790857Submersible Witches Quest 22We give Socks a taste of our berries and he wants more. Also, some stuff with Ito.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-20 20 
20814943Submersible Witches Quest 23Showing Socks some new and unfamiliar sensations. Also, MacArthur is a cockhat.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-22 20 
20882723Submersible Witches Quest 24"Welcome to Subwitching 101. I'm Chief Kuykendall and I'll be in charge of your training for the next two weeks."strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-27 20 
20910249Submersible Witches Quest 25We talk about boys with Alice. Also, some stuff with the Curse of the Rothrocks.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-09-29 21 
October 2012
20978695Submersible Witches Quest 26HEADWINGS VERSUS BAT EARS. THE GREAT DEBATE. Also, Socks straps us to a table to watch us sleep.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters, headwings2012-10-04 22 
21006297Submersible Witches Quest 27The curse of the Rothrocks is solved. OR IS IT? Also, Harton wants a taste of the Cookie.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-10-06 21 
21074211Submersible Witches Quest 28Socks and Cookie have a weird dream about being stuck in the House of Leaves. Together. Or something. Also, Rae has no leads on the Rothrock case.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-10-11 21 
21156229Strike Witches Quest 89Carts full of liquor and nightwitches with good memory.Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, planefag, gap an elf, strike witches, World War Pantsu2012-10-16 32 
21158787Strike Witches Quest 90You know, we should let Paddy have his moment. Let's get smashed.Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, planefag, gap an elf, gaiden, strike witches, World War Pantsu2012-10-17 33 
21169966Submersible Witches Quest 29We have some skinship with Socks. Also, Sp'jook has our number and Odessa is down in the dumps again. Such is life as subwitch.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-10-18 20 
21198900Submersible Witches Quest 30Cookie gets some letters from her brother, and nearly breaks down in front of Miranda. Still haven't finished that report for MacArthur, though.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-10-20 20 
21275517Submersible Witches Quest 31We give Boser a good tongue lashing. Also, Yetta tells us about the wonders of hobbits and dorfs.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-10-25 20 
November 2012
21377359Submersible Witches Quest 32Rae shows up, we manhandle Odessa. Also, we may or may not have broken Ogawa. Whoops.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-11-01 23 
21476905Submersible Witches Quest 33We teach Socks the glory of toast. Also, ERRYBODY FALLING APART.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-11-08 20 
21585370Submersible Witches Quest 34Socks gets into socks and accepts his cuteness. Also, Rae is a bro and has the best ideas.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-11-15 21 
21614755Tank Witches Quest '89 1Bad news, followed by worse news, followed by recon and stealing explosives!Strike Witches, Army, Tanks, TW89, Collective Game, Tank Witches Quest, MightyM0use2012-11-17 22 
21692055Submersible Witches Quest 35Odessa almost drowns and gets vaguely molested. Also, we get handled roughly by Ogawa.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-11-22 20 
21797592Submersible Witches Quest 36Ogawa finally gets a much needed talking to. Also, flirting with Victor.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-11-29 21 
December 2012
21908405Submersible Witches Quest 37Fun times in the showers. Also, we tell Socks how much we need him.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-12-06 21 
22126876Submersible Witches Quest 38We talk with Victor, make Victor run off, talk to Victor AGAIN, read a little about the future. Also, MacArthur's back.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-12-20 20 
22190425Strike Witches Quest 91: It's TimeMC is drunk, Minna is high-strung, someone said "Robin" and "fire" in the same sentence... it must be SWQ.Strike Witches, Strike Witches Quest, Collective Game, planefag, World War Pantsu2012-12-23 40 
22207551Strike Witches Quest 92"I'll NEVER stop looking," you state, letting that stark fact stand alone in the room between you. ".... oh," Maloney says in a very, very small voice. Strike Witches, Strike Witches Quest, Collective Game, planefag2012-12-25 43 
22237729Submersible Witches Quest 39We meet with MacArthur and get PROMOTIONS! Also, Rae is not cute.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2012-12-27 20 
22270873Strike Witches Quest #93: Trollboat WillieWe are MC, soul of tact: how many ways can we fuck up stealing ice-cream from a battleship? Apparently, ALL THE WAYS.collective game, Strike Witches, Strike Witches Quest, planefag, 2012-12-29 39 
22269749Strike Witches Crimson 1You are Squadron Leader Scarlet Harrison, Royal Canadian Air Force and a giant walker just ruined your day.collective game, Strike Witches, Strike Witches Crimson, archivalfag2012-12-29 23 
January 2013
22362187Submersible Witches Quest 40The final exam. It goes less than well. Also, OgawaxBoser OTP.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters2013-01-03 14 
22457647Strike Witches Crimson 2Kraft Dinner is life. Life is Kraft Dinner.collective game, Strike Witches, Strike Witches Crimson, archivalfag2013-01-08 26 
22645470Strike Witches Crimson 3In which we play plane-catcher for a Beaufighter. Meet Minnie Bishop, Also Sammy's got a Cru~sh <3collective game, Strike Witches, Strike Witches Crimson, archivalfag2013-01-18 22 
22811954Strike Witches Quest 95Deal with the aftermath of 2000+ pounds of Torpex going off, barely avoid an incident with Joe Kennedy Jr. about to get found out by a bunch of RAF, and then the thread gets cut short.Strike Witches, Strike Witches Quest, collective game, planes, WW2, pilot, planefag2013-01-27 23 
22826777Strike Witches Quest GAIDEN 4: OUT OF THE NOISY PLANET, THE EARTH CHRONICLES, ETC. In which N'oo'p gets his long deserved WIMMINZ Collective Game, Strike Witches Quest, planefag, gap an elf, nopemartian, gaiden, mars attacks, strike witches, n'oo'p2013-01-27 21 
22847540Strike Witches Crimson 4We meet a strangely familiar little Russian, bond with another Russian and get asked to a totally platonic and not at all romantic lunch with Johanna.collective game, Strike Witches, Strike Witches Crimson, archivalfag2013-01-29 24 
22865866Strikers '89 28We watch the star-lit sky, watch some Ghostbusters, and get into a wrestling match with Ice.Collective Game, Strike Witches 1989, GhostDivision, Strike Witches, Ghostbusters2013-01-30 27 
February 2013
22978200Strike Witches Crimson 5Fishing trip with Ayaka, Scarlet has minor PTSD, and witches kick their legs when you scratch behind their ears.collective game, Strike Witches, Strike Witches Crimson, archivalfag2013-02-05 22 
23074847Strike Witches Crimson 6A reluctantly sober Russian witch confronts two problem members of the Angels and deals with forbidden love.collective game, Strike Witches, Strike Witches Crimson, archivalfag, deculture, drawfag2013-02-10 23 
23148208Strike Witches Crimson 7Get some talking done with Rick and not a whole lot else. Thread cut short due to archival getting the sicks.collective game, Strike Witches, Strike Witches Crimson, archivalfag, deculture, drawfag2013-02-13 21 
23246318Strike Witches Crimson 8We're asked to play matchmaker for Rick and Sammy, talk about stuff with Woody and ask Minnie how to deal with PTSD.collective game, Strike Witches, Strike Witches Crimson, archivalfag, deculture, drawfag2013-02-19 22 
August 2013
26516666Yet Another Strike Witches QuestFor those that hate lesbians, but love lesbian animes.ERP, Strike Witches, Harem, Utterly pointless male MC2013-08-08 -1 
March 2014
30957749Strike Witches One-Shot QuestYou are the greatest hope for humanity's survival. You are a Strike Witch.Collective Game, Strike Witches, One-Shot, Non-Planefag2014-03-20 5 
April 2014
31457092Submersible Witches Quest 41Martian telebots nearly kill us as we storm ashore in search of Natsumi Ogawa and her thought-dead sister, Harumi.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters, SuWQ, SEALs, Frogmen2014-04-14 11 
31606874Submersible Witches Quest 42As we wake from a dream of the past, we find ourselves surrounded by friends...and MacArthur's continued dickishness.strike witches, navy, submarines, WWII, Collective Game, Submersible Witches Quest, SubWQ, Kotters, SuWQ, SEALs, Frogmen2014-04-21 6 
31738898Strike Witches Crimson 9After over a year's hiatus, Crimson returns. We pick up in the middle of a Martian raid and archival and deculture develop the art of quest drifting.collective game, Strike Witches, Strike Witches Crimson, archivalfag, deculture, drawfag2014-04-27 20 
July 2014
33451065Strike Witches of Gallia Quest You are humanity’s greatest hope for a future. You are a defender of freedom. You are a wielder of magic like no other. You are a Strike Witch.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-07-16 7 
33607888Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #2You are the chosen ones of the German Army. You shall seek combat and train yourselves to endure any manner of test. To you, battle shall be the fulfillment. - 1st Commandant of the German FallschirmjägersCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-07-23 1 
33798990Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #3 If we lose the war in the air we lose the war and lose it quickly. - Bernard Law Montgomery Collective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-07-31 4 
August 2014
33941045Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #4Flying men, guarding the nation's borders, we'll be there followed by more! In echelon, we carry on! Nothing will stop the Army Air Corps! - Into the Wild Blue Yonder, USAAF MarchCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-06 3 
33964210Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #5Strategic air assault is wasted if it is dissipated piecemeal in sporadic attacks between which the enemy has an opportunity to readjust defenses or recuperate. - General H. H. "Hap" Arnold, USAAFCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-07 6 
34112673Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #6"We have to begin a new thinking, I am on the Russian side, and therefore I would like to live with the Russians.... I am happy now to be a Russian prisoner. I know that all I have done is wrong and I have now only one wish. That is to fly with the Russian Air Force." - Hermann Graf, Luftwaffe Flying AceCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-13 5 
34137121Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #7It was the largest-calibre rifled weapon ever used in combat, the heaviest mobile artillery piece ever built in terms of overall weight, and fired the heaviest shells of any artillery piece. - Description of the Schwerer Gustav 80cm Railway gunCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-14 2 
34277377Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #8"I've seen many men die right in front of me - so many in fact that I've become almost hardened to it. Having seen the worst that human beings can do to each other, the results of torture, mutilation and seeing someone blown to pieces by a bomb, you develop a kind of shell. But you had to. You had to. Otherwise we would never have won." - Christopher LeeCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-20 5 
34300860Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #9The prisoner, having reached the depth of his depression, gradually reawakens to the life around him. He licks himself and his wounded pride, opens his eyes, and finds that far away on the horizon there is still a ray of sunlight left. - P.H. NewmanCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-21 5 
34438414Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #10“A man must know his destiny… if he does not recognize it, then he is lost. By this I mean, once, twice, or at the very most, three times, fate will reach out and tap a man on the shoulder… if he has the imagination, he will turn around and fate will point out to him what fork in the road he should take, if he has the guts, he will take it.” - George S. Patton, GeneralCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-27 8 
34462160Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #11Today we may say aloud before an awe-struck world: We are still masters of our fate. We are still captain of our souls. - Winston ChurchillCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-08-28 6 
September 2014
34602540Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #12"Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to so few." - Winston ChurchillCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-09-03 5 
34626805Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #13"I'll come back as soon as I can with as much as I can. In the meantime, you've got to hold!" - General Douglas MacArthurCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-09-04 5 
34793289Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #14"Good night, then - sleep to gather strength for the morning. For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly on all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn." - Winston ChurchillCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-09-11 5 
34815507Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #15"The fruits of victory are tumbling into our mouths too quickly." - Emperor HirohitoCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-09-12 5 
34932931Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #16"Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it." - George S. PattonCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-09-17 5 
34960240Strike Witches Quest 96Planefag returns. Joe Kennedy is a creepy son of a bitch.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2014-09-18 54 
34955574Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #17"They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." Sir Arthur "Bomber" HarrisCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-09-18 6 
35112721Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #18"If the tanks succeed, then victory follows." - Heinz GuderianCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-09-25 6 
October 2014
35246465Strike Witches Quest 97Running from Chibitanks, surviving bombings and comforting Littlest Cossack.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2014-10-02 24 
35282547Tank Witches of Gallia QuestYou are Rosemary Finken.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie, Rosemary2014-10-03 8 
35430778Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #19"Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one." - Jane HowardCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-10-10 6 
35483164Strike Witches Quest 98Young jumps on a grenade and then does something even dumber.Strike Witches, Strike Witches quest, collective game, planes, ww2, pilot, planefag2014-10-12 23 
35508716Strike Witches Quest 99Luuchini styles all over us; Minna restores some temporary semblance of order. Strike Witches Quest, Collective Game, strike witches, planefag, planes, wwII, pilot2014-10-13 21 
35513080Strike Witches Quest #100MC goes in search of Sanya, finds voodoo bullshit. And as ‘weird’ goes in SWQ, that’s pretty damned tame.Collective Game, Planefag, Strike Witches Quest, planes, WWII, pilot, Strike Witches,2014-10-14 20 
35587695Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #20"Lend to Defend the Right to be Free" - US War Bond CampaignCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-10-17 5 
35751327Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #21"From infancy on, we are all spies; the shame is not this but that the secrets to be discovered are so paltry and few." - John UpdikeCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-10-25 5 
November 2014
36040499Tank Witches of Gallia Quest #2Peace in our time. - Neville ChamberlainCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie, Rosemary2014-11-08 7 
36330068Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #22"In a life and death struggle, we cannot afford to leave our destinies in the hands of failures." - Clement AtleeCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-11-22 5 
36487698Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #23 "I should like to pay the highest tribute for the most gallant fight put up against impossible odds." - Admiral John ToveyCollective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-11-30 7 
December 2014
36623078Strike Witches of Gallia Quest #24Which character in your quest would be voiced by Steve Blum?Collective Game, Strike Witches, Neuroi, 509th JFW, Rookie2014-12-07 13 
March 2015
38813309Strike Witches Quest #112In which we uncover the hidden sad in Lynette and realize Georgette is truly innocent.Strike Witches, Strike Witches Quest, Collective Game, planefag2015-03-19 24 
August 2015
41913213Tank Witches of Orussia QuestThe Tank Witch Kid comes to town.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-08-17 7 
42030094Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #2The Tank Witch Kid gets acquainted with her new job.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-08-22 5 
42149124Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #3The Tank Witch Kid and the Filthy Five.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-08-28 7 
42169711Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #4The Tank Witch Kid earns a promotion.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid, #RALLYTANKWITCHES2015-08-29 7 
September 2015
42309998Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #5The Tank Witch Kid gets training.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-09-05 5 
42438900Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #6The Tank Witch Kid has her day.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-09-11 3 
42603025Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #7The Tank Witch Kid rides into camp.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-09-19 6 
42627192Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #8The Tank Witch Kid in her first real fight.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-09-20 6 
October 2015
42869753Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #9The Tank Witch Kid faces her greatest foe.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-10-03 5 
42998237Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #10The Tank Witch Kid's day of victory.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-10-10 4 
43126130Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #11The Tank Witch Kid and Thorn.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-10-17 6 
43255921Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #12The Tank Witch Kid and the assault.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-10-24 4 
43392129Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #13The Tank Witch Kid and the assault.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-10-31 5 
November 2015
43522533Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #14The Tank Witch Kid returns to the rear.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-11-07 5 
43641740Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #15The Tank Witch Kid is in for a long night.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-11-14 3 
43757702Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #16The Tank Witch Kid's most desperate hour.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-11-21 6 
43873814Tank Witches of Orussia Quest #17The Tank Witch Kid and the Super Pershing.Collective Game, Strike Witches, Tank Witches, Tanks, Artillery, Kid2015-11-28 3 
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