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July 2009
5156923WolfTigerBear DaemonhostWhat starts off as a description of some Acolytes being well and truly fucked on a routine assignment becomes a discussion on GREY KNIGHT MODE.40k, Dark Heresy, Daemon, Grey Knights,2009-07-14 6 
August 2009
5392240TG Makes a DaemonhostTG makes a Daemonhost. It is conjectured that it lives on Xomula. It's a schoolgirl!Daemonhost, Xomula, Tiji Sector2009-08-09 2 
December 2009
7349671Chewy Quest IVChewy is sent to Medrengard to RIP'N'TEAR by Slaanesh, on his quest to return to the Materium.Doomlictor, tyranid, quest, Chewy, Lictor, warp, medrengard, daemons2009-12-30 1 
July 2010
11381979/tg/ creates a 40k unitIt's a giant daemonhost which can steal ur psychic powers. Shoulder-mounted Deathstrike missiles got mentioned.warhammer 40k, daemonhost, collective game2010-07-27 -1 
October 2011
16687872Geshtinanna, Unbound Daemonhost/tg/ creates a Daemonhost. They had no idea how horribly wrong everything would go.daemonhost, Geshtinanna, dark heresy2011-10-20 10 
January 2012
17661099Chapter Quest VI - The Enemy WithinAfter Iridonia and clearing out Cruiser Nix Mirius Chapter Master notices something strange about his behaviour... And it seems that the worst suspicions are becoming true.Collective Game, Quest, Chapter Quest, Chapter Master, Space Marines, daemon, mindfuck, deception, artifact, warp, brilliant players2012-01-25 9 
August 2012
20183136Gerald's Epic Goomba-StompA Space Wolf falls from space to goomba-stomp a Daemon Prince.deathwatch, wtf, epic, goomba-stomp, daemon, 40k2012-08-04 5 
October 2012
21038431Dark Heresy StorytimeA Dark Heresy game where everything that can go wrong does. Repeatedly. And, as always, it's the Psyker's fault.Dark Heresy, Daemonhost, TPK, Storytime, Story, Tumble-Dryer of Blood,2012-10-08 74 
21310032Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 35Hito now need to deal with Slaanesh herself as Slaanesh tried to seduce him.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Chao Gods, Chaos, Slaanesh, Daemonette2012-10-27 0 
January 2013
22788717The Legions of Earth/tg/ helps allay the fears of a concerned brother. Then it proceeds to prove just how ridiculously far they can derail a threadPolandball, Abbadon, failure, derail, daemonette, discussion, First Founding, 40k, wut2013-01-25 10 
February 2013
23394127Trickster Daemon QuestIn which Anomaly is freed from it's prison, and on a whim, chooses to protect a small girl named Mari.Collective Game, Daemon, Not The Little Girl, Trickster Daemon Quest2013-02-26 27 
23413736Trickster Daemon Quest IIIn which Anomaly ruins the life of a random soldier, then moves on to the town of Deepwell and is caught up in a commotion involving some mysterious robed GolgothansCollective Game, Trickster Daemon Quest, Quest, Daemon2013-02-27 24 
23434053Trickster Daemon Quest IIIThe captain decided to request reinforcements at Guille Fortress. We killed the officers of the army and made a soldier burn the supply wagon. Will we rescue the prisoners?Collective Game,Trickster Daemon Quest,Quest,Daemon2013-02-28 23 
March 2013
23449221Trickster Daemon Quest IVIn which Anomaly causes a battalion of Golgothan troops to slaughter themselves, assists some refugees, and then discovers that there is probably more to Mari than meets the eye.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-03-01 22 
23466167Trickster Daemon Quest VIn which Anomaly talks to some mortals without making anyone kill each other.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-03-02 22 
23484400Trickster Daemon Quest VIIn which Anomoly discovers that Olberek may be sealed in an oubliette, Rin the hunter dies via wolves, and the shaman is persuaded to provide a human sacrifice.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-03-03 21 
23503474Trickster Daemon Quest VIIIn which Anomaly releases Olberek from his prison, gaining an rmy of direwolves, before preperations for war begin in Deepwell. Guille Fortress is the next target.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-03-04 21 
23524065Trickster Daemon Quest VIIIIn which Anomaly infiltrates the fortress and discovers a peculiar Stone Daemon named Girdin in the dungeon.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-03-06 22 
23543135Trickster Daemon Quest IXIn which Anomaly joins the assault on Guille's Fortress, fights mortals and daemons alike, and grows more powerful. Chapter 1 Complete!Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-03-07 20 
23684915/tg/ plays Vassal 40kChaos Daemons vs Necrons, 500 points. Bloodthirster goes on a rampage, no survivors.Vassal 40k, Collective Game, Necrons vs Daemons2013-03-14 5 
23717910Trickster Daemon Quest XIn which Anomaly regroups with her allies and plans their next move, scouting out Summerbridge ahead of the main force.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-03-16 20 
23755300Trickster Daemon Quest XIIn which Anomaly continues to investigate Summerbridge and scheme against the soldiers within.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-03-18 17 
23769303Trickster Daemon Quest XIIIn which Anomaly incites chaos within Summerbridge, turning soldiers against the Blood Guard and dealing with a summoned foe.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-03-19 17 
23821972Trickster Daemon Quest XIIIIn which Anomaly sneaks ahead of the army into Golroute, the enemy's headquarters, and uncovers some distressing news.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-03-22 15 
April 2013
24033821Trickster Daemon Quest XIVIn which Anomaly uncovers the Golgothan strategy and persuades the Dorriki to liberate Norfin for reinforcements. We attack the seige force at dawn.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-04-03 16 
24207234Trickster Daemons Quest XVIn which Anomaly helps the Dorriki slaughter the Golgothans seiging Norfin, and gains their support. Abridged thread due to return from hiatus.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-04-13 14 
24239921Trickster Daemon Quest XVIIn which Anomaly and the Dorriki assault Golroute, stamping out their opposition, and prepares to take Mari to pursue the survivors fleeing towards Deeprock.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-04-15 14 
24261562Trickster Daemon Quest XVIIIn which Anomaly has an argument with Mari over the morality of their war, and raids the surviving soldier company headed for Deeprock. Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-04-16 13 
24298174Trickster Daemon Quest XVIIIIn which Anomaly visits Deeprock and fails to gain their support. Westercoast looms ahead, and we move on to gather intel. Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-04-18 14 
24356823Trickster Daemon Quest XIXIn which Anomaly spies on the Golgothan general, and raises havoc amongst the troops with a Blood Golem. An old foe returns, and a new one emerges.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-04-20 13 
24377723Trickster Daemon Quest XXIn which Anomaly continues on her merry rampage throughout Westercoast, only to have the fun police show up. A highly disturbing discovery is made in the catacombs beneath the city. Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-04-21 13 
24400914Trickster Daemon Quest XXIIn which Anomaly decides talking to others is more productive than trying to kill them all.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-04-23 13 
24437950Trickster Daemon Quest XXIIIn which Anomaly books it like a librarian, becomes more guilty of waterway pollution than China, and discusses the finer nuances of strategy with a rock.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-04-24 13 
May 2013
24569177Trickster Daemon Quest XXIIIIn which Anomaly assaults Westercoast for the final battle. The Dorriki achieve a Pyrrhic victory, and we plot our next move. Some exposition remains to be addressed before we depart.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-05-01 12 
24703104Trickster Daemon Quest XIVIn which Anomaly bargains with Jens and Olberek to free the Greatoak citizens. A verbal trainwreck ensues, and we make a surprising recovery. We now have a daemon minion!Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest, Quantum Girdin2013-05-09 12 
24747103Trickster Daemon Quest XXVIn which Anomaly arrives in Arn, one of the islands outside Margell. We investigate the port city and discover several things of importance.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-05-10 12 
24787204Trickster Daemon Quest XXVIIn which Anomaly plots to gain the favor of a skilled blacksmith being kept down by the monopolizing Guild. After a narrow purchase success to secure his trust, we plot our next move against the Guild. Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-05-12 12 
24806977Trickster Daemon Quest XXVIIIn which Anomaly begins her plot of undermining the blacksmith lord in the Guild. We secure an investor for Grist as well.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-05-13 12 
24846015Trickster Daemon Quest XXVIIIIn which Anomaly considers her options in dealing with the Guild. Arson, sabotage, murder, anything's on the table to ensure Grist is in our pocket.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-05-16 12 
24881123Trickster Daemon Quest XXIXIn which Anomaly enacts her plan to make Vern look crazy and secretly begins to garner the unwitting support of the other Lords for Grist's position.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest 2013-05-18 12 
25052153Trickster Daemon Quest XXXIn which Anomaly fucks up on a rather large scale. We resolve never to speak of it again. Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest 2013-05-26 12 
25070964Trickster Daemon Quest XXXIIn which Anomaly leaves Arn and resupplies at Westercoast, makes a quick stop at Vin while dropping off our shade and Lark to fight the Caelum, and sails to Shorefall to get to business with the mainland.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest 2013-05-27 11 
June 2013
25359413Trickster Daemon Quest XXXIIIn which Anomaly offers her assistance to the Duke of Kestis and investigates the claims of a Golgothan god of death that has begun to influence the diseased of Shorefall.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest 2013-06-10 11 
25376957Trickster Daemon Quest XXXIIIIn which Anomaly locates the "god of death" Mortil, and negotiates a meeting with him and an unknown party outside the city.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest 2013-06-11 11 
25436805Trickster Daemon Quest XXXIVIn which Anomaly departs for the cove up the coast, settles in, and is surprised by the timely arrival of Girdin at the scene.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest 2013-06-14 11 
25453641Trickster Daemon Quest XXXVIn which Anomaly confirms that the meeting was in fact a Dominion ambush, and fights for her's and Girdin's lives.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest 2013-06-16 10 
25472321Trickster Daemon Quest XXXVIIn which Anomaly regains her bearings and investigates Sholta with Mari in tow.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-06-16 10 
25491030Trickster Daemon Quest XXXVIIIn which Anomaly skulks about the city, discovering the presence of none other than Ivan and having to flee with Mari to avoid her being captured.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-06-17 10 
25508099Trickster Daemon Quest XXXVIIIIn which Anomaly continues her agenda in Sholta, and confronts the Count about Ivan's presence.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-06-19 10 
25531031Trickster Daemon Quest XXXIXIn which Anomaly gets Girdin and Lark back in action, and prepares the investigate the cursed woods. Along the way, they encounter patrols from Sholta and prepare to face the pursuing Hit Squad for Round 2.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-06-19 10 
25567113Trickster Daemon Quest XLIn which Anomaly finds out where all her luck has been hiding, for better or worse.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-06-21 10 
25584622Trickster Daemon Quest XLIIn which Anomaly camps out until Mari recovers from her near-death experience. Painfully abridged. Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-06-23 6 
25603214Trickster Daemon Quest XLIIIn which Anomaly ventures to the mysterious Whisper City and confronts the source of the phenomena originating there.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-06-23 6 
25622573Trickster Daemon Quest XLIIIIn which Anomaly catches up with Thin Jack, making an alliance with him and plotting to wipe out the two remaining hit squads in the area serving Mortil.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-06-24 5 
25659916Trickster Daemon Quest XLIVIn which Anomaly engages the two remaining Hit Squads and barely pulls off victory with Mari's timely help. Chapter 3 Complete!Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-06-27 6 
July 2013
25834958Trickster Daemon Quest XLVIn which Anomaly fills Jack in on what he's missed, Mari practices her abilities on Ghouls, and we threaten Sholta while making the Count defenestrate himself.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-07-05 5 
25872458Trickster Daemon Quest XLVIIn which Anomaly gets shanked for her actions, and subsequently beheaded. We wake up to Mari healing us, and another mortal boy with her.Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-07-07 1 
25893639Trickster Daemon Quest XLVIIIn which we make the decision to temporarily transition to a parallel storyline within the same setting and time period that has been running alongside Anomaly. Thus begins the tale of Tallorn, Peer of Sun. Trickster Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest, Tallorn2013-07-08 4 
25974200Fire Daemon Quest IIn which our temporary protagonist Tallorn plots how to avoid Razag in his desperate flight to the mountain range.Trickster Daemon Quest, Fire Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-07-12 1 
25993236Fire Daemon Quest IIIn which Tallorn evades Razag, regroups with some allies, and arrives in Margell to witness the Golgothan invasion of Menteraki.Trickster Daemon Quest, Fire Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-07-14 1 
26010191Fire Daemon Quest IIIIn which Tallorn and company reinforce Menteraki, charging in to provide desperate aid and confront the Daemonic leader of the enemy forces.Trickster Daemon Quest, Fire Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-07-14 0 
26029784Fire Daemon Quest IVIn which we spring a trap on the enemy Daemon, badly wounding and driving him away from Menteraki. We then turn out sights to the (hopefully) vulnerable mortal army left behind.Trickster Daemon Quest, Fire Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-07-15 0 
26153737Fire Daemon Quest VIIn which we split the party, departing for Vigoth and engage a force of Gigan cavalry diplomatically.Trickster Daemon Quest, Fire Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-07-21 0 
26173863Fire Daemon Quest VIIIn which Tallorn arrives in Vigoth, assessing the situation and attacking the Golgothan position to weaken them before winter.Trickster Daemon Quest, Fire Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-07-22 0 
26290427Fire Daemon Quest IXIn which Tallorn engages the enemy Daemon trying to maim him with a barrage of fireballs, and retreats back to Gigan lines.Trickster Daemon Quest, Fire Daemon Quest, Collective Game, Daemon, Quest2013-07-28 1 
August 2013
26473817Imp QuestAn evil little imp is born in Hell and seeks out power, blackest magics, and plots most foulimp, quest, collective game, collective, game, devil, demon, daemon, abaddan, The HypnoJew, evil, souls, summoner, summoning, conjuration, damn, damned, damning2013-08-06 18 
26513155Imp Quest 2Our little Imp goes to earth, and there he finds a loving family, a loving family which he will tear apart and mold into something much more interesting.imp, quest, collective game, collective, game, devil, demon, daemon, abaddan, The HypnoJew, evil, souls, summoner, summoning, conjuration, damn, damned, damning, Wrath, Homicide, Cannibal Mother, corrupting, corruption2013-08-09 12 
October 2013
27780470Space Marine QuestWe create the Warp Slayers chapter and begin our questSpace Marine, Quest, Warp Slayers, Chaos, Daemons2013-10-17 8 
April 2014
31271134How to Avoid a Boss Fight in Dark HeresyAnon tells the story of how attempting to talk his way out of a boss fight landed him a daemonette girlfriend. Additional storytime follows.Dark Heresy, Storytime, Story, Time, Warhammer, 40k, daemonette, Scott Pilgrim2014-04-06 5 
31731924Daemon Weapon QuestWe start off with getting out of a dungeon and killing bandits.Collective Game, Smith, Daemon, Sentient Weapon, Daemon Weapon Quest2014-04-26 16 
31756162Daemon Weapon Quest #2We continue killing bandits and get to a tavernCollective Game, Smith, Daemon, Sentient Weapon, Daemon Weapon Quest2014-04-27 11 
31778540Daemon Weapon Quest #3We go out on an adventure, kill some more bandits and find out an unexpected twist. Collective Game, Smith, Daemon, Sentient Weapon, Daemon Weapon Quest, WHATATWEEST2014-04-28 11 
May 2014
31887077Daemon Weapon Quest #4We kill our enemy and choose a new wielderCollective Game, Smith, Daemon, Sentient Weapon, Daemon Weapon Quest2014-05-03 11 
31956562Daemon Weapon Quest 5Kimaris' new wielder turns out to be not everything expected, though perhaps there's room for growth.The Smith, Daemon Weapon Quest, Collective Game, Kimaris2014-05-06 10 
32057304Daemon Weapon Quest #6Our new wielder is attacked and we start an interludeCollective Game, Smith, Daemon, Sentient Weapon, Daemon Weapon Quest2014-05-11 7 
June 2014
33063215Daemon Weapon Quest 7OP finally comes back, our wielder turns into an Ifrit via Soul Bond, murders some assassins and guards, gets stabbed repeatedly by an angel, cries, hides and cries some more, then goes home.Collective Game, Smith, Daemon, Sentient Weapon, Daemon Weapon Quest2014-06-28 8 
July 2014
33165779Daemon Weapon Quest 8Our wielder begins her pilgrimage, but she herself is not aware what it will entail. We leave the city to brave the desert and bandits that dwell there to get to our destination.Collective Game, Smith, Daemon, Sentient Weapon, Daemon Weapon Quest2014-07-04 5 
December 2014
36757711Daemon Weapon Quest 1: The RebootWe are a nameless 100 year old spirit of a spear owned by a long line of warriors. We get a new wielder who is a crossbreed murderhoboCollective Game, Daemon Weapon, Magical Roman Britain, Spears2014-12-14 5 
36825105Ignitrix Sidequest #1In which we attend an Opera as a maid and discover that everyone else is actually the daemonsCollective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tzeentchette, Just as Planned, Not as Planned, daemons, ELH2014-12-18 13 
36863490Ignitrix Sidequest #2In which Iggy gets her own Rosette and starts corrupting some acolytes.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tzeentchette, Just as Planned, Irony, daemons, ELH2014-12-20 12 
April 2015
39053805Daemonette QuestOn a quest to host a Tea Party, we meet the Blood God, sexualize tax forms, become massively depressed, and so much more.Collective Game, Daemonette, Slaanesh, Excessive Silly, Lewd, Tea Party, ELH2015-04-01 11 
May 2016
97108Black Company Quest #6The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. We achieve a hat trick of awful rolls. And also kill our other bossBlack Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Shit rolls, No Parents, Daemons2016-05-09 26 
137017Black Company Quest #7The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. Brothers are saved, faces are ruined and dragons are -not- tamed.Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Daemons, not the face, local man ruins everything, SAINT IS FOR PURE NOT FOR LEWD,2016-05-16 26 
December 2016
50572576Sisters of Battle as Daemons of the Emperor/tg/ writes a new backstory for Living Saints and other warp-spawned manifestations of Imperial faith. An army of Imperial Daemons results.worldbuilding, daemons, sisters of battle, imperial cult, ecclesiarchy, chaos, warp,2016-12-08 14 
50634307 SoB as Imperial Daemons, Second VerseContinuing from the last thread. Expanding the New Empire of Man now that The God-Emperor of Mankind is a literal Chaos God. Fluff abounds!worldbuilding, daemons, imperial cult, chaos, The Emperor is a literal Chaos God2016-12-14 2 
50722355SoB demons, probably the last threadFinal iteration of the Imperial Daemon threads. May the Emperor protect us as we create the fluff for this world.worldbuilding, daemons, imperial cult, chaos, The Emperor is a literal Chaos God2016-12-21 4 
January 2017
1009229Daemon Quest 03Act 2 - Part 2. We play a bird and scare a bunny.daemon, daemon qst, Collective Game, space, 2017-01-13 3 
April 2017
1297025Storm Paladin Quest #6The daemonette thread.Storm Paladin Quest, Cyberpunk Demonslayer, daemonettes2017-04-01 6 
1345854DaemonQuest Redux 0.2Continuation of DaemonQuestDaemonquest2017-04-07 1 
1347171DaemonQuest Redux 0.3A continuation of DaemonQuest ReduxDaemonquest2017-04-08 1 
1363387DaemonQuest Redux 0.41995 meets a doctor named 1241 and a deity named The Witness. The line between reality and madness is starting the thin out.Daemonquest, daeday, Daemonquest redux2017-04-14 1 
1365799DaemonQuest Redux 0.5Into the Administration Office and meeting the good boy, Steve, our Daemon duo goes into an elevator and are forced to fight for their livesDaemonquest, daeday, Daemonquest redux,2017-04-18 0 
1377074DaemonQuest Redux 0.5.51995 and 1241 meets Chief Burns and are told that their escape plan is useless until the FTL Com Satellite is repaired.Daemonquest, daeday, Daemonquest redux,2017-04-19 1 
May 2018
2553279Beings Of Creation 2 #1In the ashes of the forgotten world a new one is born and many powerful Daemon rise from the ashes to create civilizations.Civ, creation, gods, tree people, freeform, hexcrawl, multiplayer, Daemon, READ, THE, RULES,2018-05-28 2 
June 2018
2589356Beings Of Creation 2 #2A threat reveals itself to the world and the first war is fought. Civ, creation, gods, tree people, freeform, hexcrawl, multiplayer, Daemon, READ, THE, RULES,2018-06-08 2 
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