Heeey I'm finally going to start cleaning out the archive! Happy day! It's only been... most of a year!
As a result of the really... really long while it's been since I've purged the unwanted content from the archives, I'm going to try to delete as much shit as possible as quickly as possible. This means no more funny comments, unfortunately (except for really egregious threads), and I'm going to cull pretty much everything in the red.
I made myself some new tools to make it easier to cull shit, so hopefully I'll get rid of more, faster, and more accurately (e.g. easily removing all threads tagged "troll"). As usual, I'll put everything deleted into a graveyard first to allow people to save copies of anything they think deserves saving.
NOBAMA (-13 after 15 votes): A troll thread was posted on several boards. On /k/, it got 17 replies. On /po/ it only got one. /an/ let it 404 without comment. On /tg/? 150+ replies and counting. This thread has been archived as a painful reminder of the depths that /tg/, greatest of the imageboards, can fall to.
Religion is a Traditional Game. (-10 after 18 votes): A failed trolling attempt turns awesome when other posters start discussing the fluff, various units' special abilities, and when Buddhism is going to get a new codex.
Luminata Silverpaws (-1 after 1 votes): Anonymous reveals a very special character for Rogue Trader.
OH BOY, IT'S DIPSHIT ISLAND AGAIN (-12 /34): DID YOU THINK THE UNIFIED SETTING WAS A PIECE OF SHIT? DID YOU FIND THE SAME META-BULLSHIT DAY IN AND DAY OUT TO BE IRRITATING AS HELL? IF SO, GOOD NEWS, WELCOME TO 4CHAN ISLAND, IT'S THE SAME OLD BULLSHIT YOU KNOW AND LOATHE AND OUR CERTIFIED SHIT THREAD INSPECTORS GUARANTEE IT'S JUST AS ANNOYING AS THE LAST STEAMING LOAD. SO COME ON DOWN, BOYS AND GIRLS, JUMP ON THE BADWAGON AND MAKE A THREAD. MAKE THREE. COME ON DOWN TO 4CHAN ISLAND, WHERE EVERY DAY IS THE SAME SHIT WITH A DIFFERENT NAME.
The Stormwind Shitstorm (-4 /6): Stormwind Fallacy tl;dr is posted, as one would expect a shitstorm ensues. However, a miracle happens, and peace returns to the thread along with puppies and rainbows. Then its all ruined again with VILE HERESY!
Faggotry (-11 /11): Dwarf fortress thread gets derailed by fags. Shittest thread on /tg/ in a long time
Do Dragons have Cloacas? (-10 after 12 votes): What starts out a legitimate question on dragon anatomy quickly spirals out of control. /TG/'ers, gotta love 'em.
Why do Furries work in Cyberpunk? (-4 after 32 votes): /tg/ reproves that it can have a civil discussion about anything. Some serious debate is had, and the actual mechanics of such a thing are discussed. Touches on anything and everything from Dystopia, to Samurai Pizza Cats, to Cat Shit One.
"Monster" Races vs "Furry" Races (-22 after 56 votes): What separates a monster race from a furry one? Just what does it take for a fictional character to be considered furry? Sergals make an appearance of course as well as Xenomorphs as anon debates this age-old question.
The Terrible Secret of Furries (-16 after 32 votes): Gnoll porn leads to more exotic porn, leading to a discussion of furries and why so many on /tg/ rage against them. The truth may shock you.
Weresharks! (-7 after 17 votes): Anonymous requests pictures of weresharks. Various pieces of disturbing artwork follow as the thread devolves into furry shark porn and a discussion on the merits of having sex with dolphins. Anonymous is both intrigued and disgusted at the same time.
Pity the Fur (-12 after 22 votes): I photo of a furry is posted. The unthinkable happens and /tg is moved to compassion for the circumstances that force a being onto the path of yiff.
Furoticon (-14 after 18 votes): /tg/ rages and discuss furoticon, a furry based sex oriented MTG rip off
Bad Dragon (-13 after 35 votes): a troll post takes /tg/ on a wild, awkward, dildo-filled ride
Sapphirus vs. Johniass (-10 after 12 votes): What begins as a STAT me variation on Sapphirus ends up awesome when Johniass Dragon... er, slayer decides to give it a shot.
Requesting sage bait. (-12 after 22 votes): A guy GMing an Ironclaw campaign askes for pictures of furries. Surprisingly, it isn't saged to death or spammed with nudes within ten seconds. The results are actually not bad either.
Furry (-15 after 19 votes): Furries and DnD, turns to the whole thing in full.
A Civil Discussion (-5 after 11 votes): TG has a serious conversation about the inclusion of furries in rpgs. Actual thought and ideas are put forth.
The AVATAD hate takes a new turn (-11 after 15 votes): Archived because in this thread /tg/s Avatad-inspired rage shifts from the furry Na'vi to the true mastermind behind the furries - Jake Sully.
Dakka Dicks (-4 after 6 votes): Dey'z da shootiest o' gubbinz! Krump da weedy squishy gitz wit' yer Dik! WAAAAAGH!
Random furry gentlemen nonsense (-10 after 10 votes): surprisingly civil and non-yiff furries discussing the norms/fa/tg/uys perceptions of furries. Light bathroom read.
Drawfagging (-10 after 12 votes): Several drawfags represent.
HURR DURR (-74 after 86 votes): HURR HURR BEST THREAD EVER HURR HURR DURR
Nonhuman strippers (0 after 4 votes): Anonymous requests odd, unusual strippers to 'entertain' the PC's with. /tg/ barrages him with ideas.
Roll and tell a story (-6 after 10 votes): a different take on the roll for monster waifu thread, roll for it and then write of your meeting. some pretty good short, and not necessarily erotic, fiction is created
LCB 2 Brainstorming (-5 after 7 votes): Re-posted thought experiment on writefaggotry in the vein of LCB, involving a Tau Stealthsuit pilot and a female human psyker. Messy posting style, but some good ideas. Archived for future reference
Cincinnati Draenei Rapefest (-9 after 29 votes): A Draenei thread turns into fiction about a Draenei woman canvassing Cincinnati to prevent rape. Cincinnati, tee hee.
part 2 (-11 after 23 votes): It's that time again! Roll and Tell a little story since ya'll bloody well ran this thread for a whole week I gave it a week of cooldown time say what modes you are going to use(if any) when you start to post the story. if you are rolling more than one die please say what order you are rolling. sorry guys it wouldn't let me post yesterday BONUS MODES _____________________ 1. easy mode: two posts 2. medium mode 1: more than four posts 3. immodesty mode: includes at least 2 posts of just raunchy sex 4. fetish mode: name a fetish ...WHEN YOU ROLL... and write it into your story (an explanation of what it is if it is obscure is welcome) 5. nightmare mode: no sex, death, or explicit nudity(tasteful nudity now excepted) 6. no future: gender reversal(for both characters), or told from the monsters point of view, or both... 7. wait, when is it? mode: flip a coin(1d2), heads(1)=modern setting tails(2)=fantasy setting 8. followup mode:include one post of you life after 9. multilayer mode: roll 2 times, and include both in your story(roll again on doubles) 10. TIME OF THE MONTH MODE: it's mating season for whatever you roll 11. music mode: pick a tune/song/short list of songs, write the story whie listening to these tunes (on loop if required) 12. your choice or roll twice more FUCK IT ALL...mode: roll 1D12 on the above and use whatever mode you get themetune mode: post a tune/song/short list of songs, the readers must listen to these tunes (on loop if required) while reading youtube links appreciated medication mode: pick a disorder(s) from the DSM-IV one or both of the characters has that/those problems
Anon failing at writefaggotry (-10 after 12 votes): continuation of http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6426311/ Anon is trying to summone writefags, failing epicly. Instead, Borat emerged. "The Sickfuck story" also became meme
MGLN based campaign #4 (-9 after 25 votes): Although it was pretty much a failed thread, the mechanics of barrier jackets and mana supplies were worked out, so it wasn't a complete loss.
MGLN based campaign #5 (-13 after 23 votes): The rules may not be finished, but OP's campaign is about to start. Can he stall the DM long enough for /tg/ to finish their work?
MGLN based campaign #6 (-10 after 24 votes): The first session of the campaign goes well. Solo Wing Pixy shows us what being a true Ace is all about: Badassery and Respect.
MGLN based campaign #7 (-13 after 29 votes): In the second session, the PCs got to the front lines of the war. They survive a suicide mission through luck.
MGLN based campaign #8 (-13 after 25 votes): In the third session, the PCs fight invisible killer robots. Fuklaw and Pixy show up, and they're not happy.
MGLN based campaign #9 (-11 after 21 votes): In the fourth session, Nemesis/Voldo attacks. The PCs must run for their lives as the beast tries to kill them dead.
More Magical Girls! (-6 after 26 votes): A brief exploration of the idea of applying MAGICAL GIRLS to other settings. Like Paranoia, etc. Gets a bit weird when someone tries to apply it to WH40k and necrons...
Girls of Gaming (-11 after 19 votes): ITT: game girls. Drawn, real, cosplay, cg, naked, fully armored, don't care. Need em to win a competition with one of the boys. Also counts if they're just nerdilly/awesomely dressed. Come on unintentionally abstinen/tg/entlemen, help me out. Pic blasphemous, but related.
DM Girlfriend (-10 after 10 votes): A terrible DM girlfriend, who isn't a bad DM.
4E Sergals (-25 after 93 votes): 4e Sergal D&D stats in shopped PHB page format. Debate about nature of barbarian races, morality, and historical parallels with Mongol horde, before descending into Dark Heresy discussion.
Sergals 4e, part 3 (-25 after 75 votes): The final version of the D&D page and the Dorf Fort mod are within.
Sergal 101 (-25 after 67 votes): A small Sergal joke expands into a short but well done overview of this slightly furry but still awesome race.
sergal discussion continues (-25 after 53 votes): "Welcome to the domains of the Sergal. The main exports of this continent include crystal glassware, fine ceramics, sausage, mushrooms, and elite mercenaries."
Gnolls (the non-grassy kind) (-2 after 28 votes): Help is given on fleshing-out the Gnoll race in similar fashion to Sergals. After a few rough starts, some ideas begin rolling in.
Sergal re-attributing (-21 after 59 votes): see title, read around the sagerific losers and the whiners please.
Sergal Variants (-52 after 60 votes): A thread dedicating to statting the different varieties of sergals: north, south, west, and east sergals.
Sergal Page Revisions (-23 after 57 votes): Mostly fluff revisions, but the 3.5 LA+0 version of the Sergal page gets put through the gauntlet and numerous anons help edit it.
Sergal Fluffing (lol so punny) (-16 after 108 votes): Sergal discussion of 3-4-2009 where the idea is revisited and the unified setting finally gets some legs under it.
Sergals (-23 after 61 votes): More Fluffing and crunching. Repurposed troll thread.
Unified World Setting (-16 after 80 votes): World setting combining the homebrew races of /tg/ and the classical fantasy races. OP generated map and discussion on various topics regarding fluff and world creation in general.
/tg/ Quest, Board Rules and Sergals (-22 after 28 votes): In response to Quest threads flooding page 0, /tg/ goes meta on itself, only to be flooded with Sergals and a serious discussion of where all this sort of shit belongs. SDF is an indirect lesson to all. Moral of the day: If a thread fails, try again, but if it fails the second time, don't push your luck.
Turtles like Sergals (-13 after 21 votes): Sergalfag and turtlefag have an epic battle to the death.
Have a good Chritmas Anonymous! (-10 after 12 votes): A thread about spreading Christmas cheer, suddenly becomes derailed by Sergalfaggotry. pseudo-Intellectual discussion about the nature of trolling, popular culture and art, and the degradation of contemporary society ensues.
Jackie Chan Gaurdian (-4 after 30 votes): This thread starts with SoB porn, goes into incest, then matrix marines, and lands in Jackie Chan Guardian. It wins. It wins /tg/. Everyone else can stop trying.
Fapfic thread (0 after 22 votes): 40K fapfic and repost of Hot Dickings succubus story.
None (-15 after 15 votes): Mysterious email address leads to the return of one of /tg/'s worst trippers. Recommended inclusion for historical purposes only.
Werewolves of 4chan! Ahwooooo! (-10 after 14 votes): /tg/ is asked what they will do on the night of a full moon. Thread is later derailed for a bit by WEREWOLVES OF LONDON, and we discuss whether lycanthropy makes fat chicks into babes.
Blatantly Obvious Trolls (-11 after 19 votes): Dude, 40k totally ripped ofStarcraft! And Macross stole their mech designs from Mechwarrior! And 4e is a MMO! Now no-one need ever troll /tg/ again, because they're all locked away in here.
Continuing Unified Setting Project (-17 after 61 votes): Talk of Drow, Elves, and tensions among other races are discussed. Also a list of what needs to be accomplished, and suggestions on fixing things here and there
Unified Setting- Spectre of the Gun (-17 after 67 votes): Effort to figure out how humans rock descends into quibble over Burmecian stats and whether or not gunpowder weapons should be included. It is concluded that goblin pirates can fire broadsides because peg-legged goblins wearing eyepatches are awesome.
Unified Setting. The Continuing (-14 after 58 votes): Even MORE work on the unified setting, including a look at the new map layout, suggested names, and much more.
Unified Setting: Skinks and Draconians (-14 after 74 votes): Pretty decent discussion about Draconians, Dragons, their relations and why the hell there are thee different scaly races. Also, sagefags and more Drow.
How Zalgo met Macha (-11 after 25 votes): Zalgo drops by /tg/ to drink some coffee. A potentially shitty topic suddenly turns awesome. Reinforcements arrive too late. ZALGO
Unified Setting (-12 after 68 votes): Anon discusses religion and lifespans for the unified setting.
Unified Setting: Flames and Lizardfolk (-18 after 74 votes): The Unified Setting is told in no uncertain terms that it sucks. For some bizarre reason trolls are fed rather than ignored. Eventually shit gets done with the lizardfolk.
Unified Setting: Back in Action (-12 after 74 votes): Wikifag gets fed up with lack of new material to archive and starts a thread. Dorfs, gnolls, and the Gentry are discussed.
Caturday on /tg/ (-13 after 15 votes): Caturday thread with /tg/ related material. Develops in an interesting way.
Dryads, the /tg/ versions. (-14 after 28 votes): What starts off as a simple choice between three dryads soon becomes a meandering discussion about the various uses of bodily fluids from all kinds of dyrad women.
Unified Setting: Humans Only (-13 after 85 votes): Writefag describes humans from a drow perspective and asks for more. /tg/ delivers with Dethlok-style death metal barbarians
Regenerate Hymen (-11 after 13 votes): Biomancers can regenerate parts of their bodies. Why would you regenerate THAT?!
Space Wolves Lose Horo to Dark Eldar (-12 after 22 votes): The much loved (hated) mascot of the Space Wolves got fed up with dis shit and went to the Dark Eldar. Now the official mascot of the Dark Eldar. Anon reasons they are a perfect match.
Final Destination Thread One (-17 after 47 votes): This thread is the beginning of what could become an awesome setting that /tg/ creates or another sad failure. We'll see.
Unified Setting: IT LIIIIIIVES (-17 after 53 votes): Campaign kickoff by original Sergalfag reignites discussion. More religion, the Lizards get aztec-y, and the Humantroll rears his head again.
Unified Setting: Rat hunt (-17 after 47 votes): Started as another attempt to fluff out humans, thread was derailed by trolls into reworking Burmecians. Meet the Faestir.
Illith fluffing (-17 after 31 votes): The Illith fluff sucked, and some work was done on them. What the OP asked for was accomplished, and nothing more was.
Gnollbard Picks (-16 after 28 votes): A troll thread turns into the thread where Gnollbard picks between the two.
Fucking time loop (-11 after 11 votes): Image dump goes horribly awry when Jack O'neal gets stuck in a time loop. Image dump goes horribly awry when Jack O'neal gets stuck in a time loop. Image dump goes horribly awry when Jack O'neal gets stuck in a time loop.
UNMOVABLE ROD (-11 after 13 votes): *CLANG* WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!
Dragons in human society/Flarefag gives up (-11 after 13 votes): A relatively interesting troll topic that was eventually derailed. But the truly amazing thing here was the ending, where the flarefag cracked. This eventually lead to him/her/it no longer bumping the thread. Exemplary.
Grandpa Dreadnought's DVD Player (-16 after 30 votes): The return of Grandpa Dreadnought, who dislikes Bluray. Much bitching is had about the increasingly violent nature of the roleplay threads. Hilarity insues.
Oh Snap. Tyranids (-12 after 16 votes): someone calls in guardsmen to help fight off tyranids, lulz ensue.
Kelly QUEST 1 (-13 after 17 votes): Kelly shows up. And does stuff. Somehow she becomes the new EMPRAH of mankind, leaving the old emprah without a penor. Literally
Everybody loves Draenei (-11 after 13 votes): Busty blue space goats prove to have remarkable stamina in a three-day-long porn dump, proving once and for all that /tg/ has a thing for hooves.
Slicktau (-13 after 21 votes): Slicktau, the brother of Schlicktau wants to make the move on Varity, but she is nowhere in site. He settles for Chastity instead and we learn that he is the best tau lover (though that isn't saying much).
The big fight (-12 after 14 votes): No holds barred Alex vs Varity fight!
Salut de Sorce Part II (-10 after 10 votes): /tg/ briefly tries to make some more progress with the magic dueling collaboration. Wiki: www.bluwiki.com/go/Salut_des_Sorce
Name My Kitten (-9 after 19 votes): Anon asks for help naming his kitten, d'awww follows
Castlevania Stat Thread (-13 after 23 votes): Come rain or shine, shitstorm or fagfever, there will be diligent workers, chipping away on /tg/, producing. Worth recognition, a conversion of Castlevania to the tabletop.
dreamscape (-9 after 9 votes): a discussion on potential dream based games
Guns of the Imperium (-9 after 21 votes): That Damn Mouse shares his modified Kill Team rules, with chance for character development. Hamster Boy states the case for Stargrunt.
Pokémon (-9 after 13 votes): A Pokémon table-top game concept for 4th edition D&D.
Magic: the Godhood (-9 after 15 votes): what starts as a one-shot joke post becomes the Pantheon of Magic's gods
So tell me about your traditional games... (-9 after 21 votes): A fa/tg/uy goes to the shrink. Thread develops in to amateur psychoanalysis and debate on the similarity between furries and roleplayers. Actually quite interesting.
R&R metagaming discussion (-10 after 10 votes): Started as the best way to fuck up a dual-classing LARPer/Theater Geek. Quickly became awesome to the nth degree.
40k powerpoint (-10 after 16 votes): fa/tg/uy planning to deliver a speech on 40k at school
Faggotry in RPGs (-9 after 23 votes): A lengthy discussion of homosexuality in fantasy campaigns, with all of /tg/s hidden fa/tg/ays appearing.
Real Magic (-10 after 20 votes): An interesting roleplay thread, based on the premise of real magic versus technology conflict, with extraterrestrial entities as a common foe
Mario World Tabletop (-10 after 14 votes): Interest is renewed in making a system based on Super Mario.
Tiny Hammer gone wild (-9 after 15 votes): Forces of 40k were dropped on Earthbeing only the size of the miniatures GONE WRONG
Anti-Spirals in 40K (-9 after 13 votes): After the events of Grampa Dreadnaught part 2, the Anti-Spirals from Gurren Lagann finnaly sign up to be a faction in 40k...and get caught up in the legal process of orks.
Failquest (-10 after 28 votes): EFG visits /tg/, and a reverse quest thread ensues - /tg/ describes what happens, and EFG responds with pictures.
REASONABILITY IN MY /TG/ ?! (-10 after 16 votes): What seems to be an a christian troll,is quickly reasoned to erm..reasonable reason by a fa/tg/uy that had a good enough reason. Peace and understanding ensues.
Grandpa Dread 4-11-09 (-10 after 36 votes): Grandpa Dreadnought recovers from getting lost with Bjorn last night, Beakie gets sexually assaulted by a Slaaneshi demon and then saved by a kitten, and then Ceiling Tau tries to learn secrets from Ghost in the Shell.
Commissar Meeting (-10 after 12 votes): A trip to page 10 thread turns into a gathering of many Imperial officials and hits to a possible Commissar couple.
Bloody Path (-10 after 10 votes): It started with "140 posts and 20 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view." And by gum, we made it happen.
Nil, Varity and the amazing warp-trip (-10 after 14 votes): Sergeant Alexandros accuses Nil and Varity of having a daughter, then everything goes to hell when he summons a warp-gate and throws everyone in.
Anertalk bot part II (-10 after 10 votes): Anontalk bot's story gets raped by a retard. Archive for great rage.
(-10 after 10 votes): well i ran windows 3.1 over dos box and that caused my hard drive to lose its shit and erase everything, i backed up most of my stuff but one thing i lost was all the t/tg/ writefaggotry i need to get love can bloom and all of its continuation and spinoffs (how about download link from mediafire i dont wanna copy text from 100 posts) i was going to get it from 1d4chan but its not working
contest (-10 after 10 votes): Hey guys, flyingdebris here. I'm currently wrapping up a book cover for battltech and want to have some bit of writing on the the prominent mech's gauss rifle. a meme, an injoke, a name, a short quote whatever. I'm having a writers block as to what to stencil on the side of that dang gauss rifle. So i turn to you. Gimme something to put on that and you stand a damn good chance of getting it on an honest to goodness BT cover that you can later point it out to your buddies. its got to be something that fits on the barrel and is still legible and it can't be something that is too obvious. any volunteers?
Awesome PC plans (-10 after 12 votes): OP proposes a dump of epic PC plan stories.
(-10 after 10 votes): Hey /tg/, One of my friends was all "You should look into this V:tM thing. It seems like it'd be something you'd like." So I decided to come to you guys to ask about it. How's it compare to standard DnD 3.5? Any major similarities or differences? If I'm used to playing in RP heavy DnD games will that be an asset or a hindrence to my enjoyment of this? Thank you in advance /tg/
Advice wars (-10 after 12 votes): A new advice meme is born, and Advice Guardsman takes over.
Mouseguard 40k (-10 after 28 votes): A chemrat thread derails into a MOuseguard 40k. Shit's awesome
Zombie Apocalypse RP (-10 after 10 votes): Attempted RP, turns into graphic detailing of masturbation. Hilarity ensures.
Ah! Off Topic Politics Thread! (-10 after 10 votes): OP posts pic of Urd from Ah! My Goddess without any text. Thread instantly derails into global politics and economics. Some surprisingly reasonable discussion amid the expected trolling and anime porn.
The Statue (-10 after 10 votes): The poster gives /tg/ a look at a sculpture that appears very, very Slaaneshi. Lulz and discussion of art ensue.
Live for the Swarm (-10 after 12 votes): Apparently the new zerg queen is highly fuckable, and /tg/'s love for girls with chitin leads to widespread infestation as namefags and anonymi alike become loyal zerg drones. Totally worth it.
How to Evil (-10 after 12 votes): An innocent about how to be Evil in Dungeons and Dragons leads to a heated discussion (read: big two-sided shitstorm) where Anon seems to confuse reality with games. There IS advice and examples here though.
Epic derail is epic (-10 after 10 votes): As described by one anon, >Fapworthy image of female, exposing her goods posted >OP asks a question in hope of multiple "I'd hit it with X" replies >20 posts later >penis cancer discussion Nobody can derail a thread like /tg/. NOBODY.
her online hardcore movie (-10 after 14 votes): /tg/ decides to have fun with a spambot, epic thread op i cum buckets while archive
/tg/ Island (again) (-10 after 14 votes): /tg/ continues to contemplate the life on 4chan Archipelago. Discussions include types of food available, where to settle, and how to deal crime. Also, rape is bad, punishable by life of Hard Labor.
Alien Wars (-10 after 10 votes): Who wins ? Tyranids vs Zerg vs Xenomorphs and Arachnids. Also butthurt 40k trolls
Crisis Suit Rip (-10 after 12 votes): Anon asks for help with a Tau army, broadsides suggested. Also, Hellsing.
She's a /tg/ lady!~ (-10 after 10 votes): A looong discussion on gender, females, and identity by some fa/tg/uys and even ca/tg/irls.
Sonichu RPG (-10 after 12 votes): What if CWCville from the dread sonichu comic was a RPG setting?
It's okay Warbot, it could be worse (-10 after 18 votes): What starts with sympathy for warbot ends up getting the Nana comics posted. And then the Clarissa comics. Depression and light literary analysis ensues, making Warbot's life seem a bit better. It all finishes off with a proposition for Warbot to adopt Clarissa, leaving things on a slightly better note.
Pelonia the Chubby Gorgon gets fatter (-10 after 12 votes): Chubby Gorgon volunteers to experience a yet-to-be-determined change. Hugecubus takes it upon herself to show Pelonia the joys of living large.
Battle Royal (-10 after 10 votes): A battle for the soul of /tg/. Gets dumb at the end.
/tg/ makes a setting (-10 after 14 votes): Blood on the Dance Floor: Or How I Learned to Poop: During the 1980's, Michael Jackson, servant of the Elder Gods was gifted with teleportation. Robin Williams and his time-travelling coke-heads must battle him and the population of the world with sacred elemental musical dance kung-fu.
Ctarl Ctarl vs 40k (-10 after 20 votes): The Imperium of Man encounters the Ctarl-Ctarl Empire, and after several attempts at Exterminatus, they accept them into the Imperium. They form their own chapter and a start a rivalry with the Space Wolves.