My predictions about the storm knocking out the server were off by a couple hours, and instead of knocking out the power, it knocked out my cable TV, internet and phone line (including emergency services! wheeee). Glad that my provider could save themselves money by going with VoIP instead of good ol' landlines, reducing their costs in exchange for a few lives that can't get through to 911. ("But everyone has a cellphone!" assholes always answer, to which I reply "Then why have a house phone at all you insufferable shitstains?")
Anyway, you'll see this post after it's already back.
Edity: Christ it's 1:00am and the shit still isn't back, I'm glad nobody had a fucking heart attack
or anything in the past two and a half fucking hours
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