OKAY, KIDS. THIS IS FUCKING HALLOWEEN, SO LET'S GET FUCKING SCARY ALL UP IN THIS JOINT. I PROPOSE TO YOU THE HORROR STORY OF THE NIGHT... I TITLE IT, "WHAT IF":
WHAT IF ALL OF THE AIR IN THE WORLD... TURNED... TO WOOD?!
ARE YOU SCARED YET? OH YEAH, I BET YOU LITTLE SISSIES ARE.
Now get off my goddamn lawn, you sicken me.
That aside, drop by the IRC, you horrible people. I'm sure you're out there, people who just scour the site hunting for LL's secret stashes of IllithidxBeholder pornography and never join in on all the fun we have there.
Watch some Hellraiser, Hellraiser 2 and the three first Nightmare on Elm Street movies. That should kick you into a TERROR mood. Oh, and Carpenter's Apocalypse trilogy. Prince of Darkness, The Thing and In The Mouth of Madness. Anyone who says ItMoM is not an awesome movie is, by the way, a terrible heretic and you should stab them to death with their own dick.
That's not the REAL horror, though. The real horror? That's when I convince LL to add a FATAL character generator to the list on the left.