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    212 KB Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)04:51 No.9978546  
    Oh God, Moray eels are creatures of nightmare!

    Post some real life horrors.

    Hard mode: No insects or other vermins
    >> Ghost !ROf1DooMsA 05/22/10(Sat)04:53 No.9978564
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    Moray Eels aye? get ready to shit your fucking pants
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)04:54 No.9978573
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)04:54 No.9978576
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    The one on the right is real
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)04:54 No.9978577
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    Gentlemen, the Goblin Shark.

    Aptly named.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)04:54 No.9978580
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    god, that picture
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)04:55 No.9978590
    Not an insect.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)04:56 No.9978597
    Mantis shrimp.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)04:56 No.9978598
    The sea is fucking scary.
    >> Ghost !ROf1DooMsA 05/22/10(Sat)04:58 No.9978612
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)04:58 No.9978615
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    >> I like alignments !!8CZJ7ujbGe4 05/22/10(Sat)04:58 No.9978617
    DAAAAYUM ocean, you SCARY!
    >> Ghost !ROf1DooMsA 05/22/10(Sat)04:58 No.9978621
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    Oh shit, oh fucking shit
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)04:59 No.9978625
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)04:59 No.9978628
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    well that was fuckin easy as hell OP
    >> Ghost !ROf1DooMsA 05/22/10(Sat)05:00 No.9978636
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:01 No.9978642
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    >> scaredofshadows !!zxfRuuFd4v1 05/22/10(Sat)05:02 No.9978649
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    I've never even been to ocean, and thought of jellyfish wrapping round my leg scares me
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:02 No.9978655
    seconded, this is why i never go swimming.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:03 No.9978658
    There's a guy in my class who was caught in a jellyfish swarm in Hawaii.

    >> Guardsman Terry 05/22/10(Sat)05:04 No.9978666
    He got better.
    Sort of.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:04 No.9978671
    What the fucking fuck?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:04 No.9978674
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    No it's just why you should wear exposure protection. The ocean's awesome. It has shit like this in it.Goddamn whalesharks.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:05 No.9978676

    Shit, I think I saw a thing on 60 Minutes about that poor man. Those are all WART-THINGS. Egads.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:05 No.9978678
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    hay giuse can I play?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:06 No.9978688
    What is this
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:06 No.9978692
    That man is a fucking TREE.
    >> Ghost !ROf1DooMsA 05/22/10(Sat)05:06 No.9978696
    Slender man
    i swam with those off the coast of Australia
    shit was so cash
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:07 No.9978702
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:07 No.9978704
    It's actually a denser form of keratin, which is what your finger and toenails are made of. They just never stopped growing and sprouted all over his body.

    Also, this is your first time seeing Treeman? C'mon guys. This shit is old.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:08 No.9978715
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    Yep, diving with them is pretty fucking magic. This jellyfish is nearly a metre across.
    >> Ghost !ROf1DooMsA 05/22/10(Sat)05:09 No.9978721
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:10 No.9978727
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    >> Ghost !ROf1DooMsA 05/22/10(Sat)05:10 No.9978728
    didnt see anything quite like that, but the manta rays where still pretty incredible.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:10 No.9978734
    Please, only things that exist.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:11 No.9978736
    Guys name is Dede Koswara.

    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:11 No.9978739

    The tropical worm is capable of inflicting permanent numbness on humans with its sting.

    It's touch will be the last thing you feel.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:12 No.9978745
    The harder to live in the environment the more fucked up creatures you're going to find in it.

    I half expect acid blooded, nitrogen breathing, rocket fuel exuding monstrous mother fuckers to live in gas giant storms.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:12 No.9978746
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    OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:12 No.9978747
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:13 No.9978757
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    Flavor text seems appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:13 No.9978761
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:14 No.9978764
    It's fake, you idiots! It's fake!

    This shit is years and years old!
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:14 No.9978767
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    I'll admit there is some strange stuff down there. Take something like this. The crown of thorns starfish. Poisonous, covered in spines. They've invaded reefs all over the world, have pretty much no natural predators thanks to man, extrude their stomachs to dissolve whole reefs.

    Oh and they're practically indestructible. The only way we could kill them is to take them onshore and burn them. Even then they produce toxic smoke. Little shits.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:15 No.9978777
    Hadn't seen it before, that's why I asked for the source.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:16 No.9978780
    Source: /b/.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:16 No.9978782

    This is from that Lars von Trier film/series about the hospital, if I remember right.

    This is the three-man, grows keratin everywhere, the tax-men payd for his therapy and now he's better.
    The therapy is cutting off everything whit an angle grinder once a year.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:17 No.9978786
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    >> Ghost !ROf1DooMsA 05/22/10(Sat)05:19 No.9978797
    "but doc, i dont have insurance"
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:26 No.9978851
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    source: some video game promo, I forget which one though.

    Sea anemones. They are nothing but stomachs with a mouth and tentacles that numbs it's prey so it might slowly pull it down towards it's mouth and consume it alive.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:27 No.9978860
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    I think every angler fish ever looks scary as fuck. Giant mouths full of jagged teeth that, in their natural environment, lunge at you out of inky blackness. The fucking boogeyman is a fish.

    also sea cucumbers. I don't think any are actually that dangerous, but just look at that thing. it's like some eldritch abomination's larval form.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:28 No.9978865
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:30 No.9978885

    enjoy never to be able to sleep again you paranoid fucks.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:30 No.9978887
    If you keep them in a fish tank they can kill every thing in it by vomiting up their internal organs which contain a nuerotoxin I think.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 05/22/10(Sat)05:31 No.9978892
    I think Moray Eels are cute. But that's just me anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:31 No.9978895
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    Not as much nightmare fuel as the rest, but still... sunfish are fucking weird.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:32 No.9978897
    alternative youtube-link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuKjBIBBAL8 same content
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:32 No.9978903
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    Jellyfish are probably the most perfect creatures on Earth. Simple, elegant, dangerous, poisonous, silent, mindless, soulless, oh and also IMMORTAL in some cases. Unchanged after millions and millions of years and still able to survive and thrive, despite our best efforts to control them. If human beings someday die out and fall to the recesses of history, Jellyfish will still be there, floating.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:34 No.9978937
    Ultimate trolls
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:38 No.9978981

    They assimilate genetic information and material from other creatures. Most terrifying creature in the ocean.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:39 No.9978998
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    In fact there's only going to be more of them. The depletion of fish stocks which control jellyfish larvae means that in 50 years jellyfish are going to be swarming like never before. Prepare for an ocean of rubbery stinging death.

    But you can eat some of them so it's not all bad.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:40 No.9979004
    jesus christ, seriously? I thought they just looked like mutant horrors, now you're telling me they ARE?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:43 No.9979035
    really no one that thought that fungus that lays spores in your brain and cause you to go insane and suicide in a good spot where they can grow out of your brain and spread effectively is scarier then a fish with two mouths?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:43 No.9979039
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    You ever heard of the dwarf golden moray? Only gets a foot long and as big around as a marker.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:44 No.9979046
    Applause, there was a call for exterminatus on the first page of comments
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:44 No.9979047
    Cute :3
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:45 No.9979049
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:46 No.9979056
    Sea nids?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:47 No.9979072
    Fuck the ocean, man.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:48 No.9979079

    he managed to misspell it tho ._.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:48 No.9979085
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    >Hard mode: No insects or other vermins

    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:50 No.9979097
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:52 No.9979114

    fukkin hate turtles

    almost lost a finger to one at a friends house because I was helping him feed it. Damn thing wasn't even a snapping turtle with a fucking beak for a mouth but damned if I didn't almost lose a finger. Fucker bit my right ring finger and chewed me all the way down to the bone. 45 stitches and 2 years later I still don't think I have complete nerve function back.


    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:52 No.9979118

    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:53 No.9979133
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    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)05:54 No.9979138
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    We tiny.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:54 No.9979143
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    Guys, guys listen.


    I fucking hate the ocean!
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:54 No.9979146
    Well I know what I'm gonna have a nightmare about tonight.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:54 No.9979147


    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:54 No.9979148
    That mouse is hardcore.

    I am going to fucking swim, and you'll need to take MORE than both my legs and half my body to stop meeeeee!
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:55 No.9979153
    I had a pet snapper, they are dumb and fairly friendly if they don't think you are going to feed them.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:57 No.9979176
    Holy shitfuck
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:57 No.9979189

    JESUS FUCK. I had a snapping turtle, and that's just disturbing.

    Flash-freeze the mice, for fuck's sake. The turtle doesn't care, and you're not a sick fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:58 No.9979190
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    Turtles are fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:58 No.9979196
    Fucking fucker fucking fucked fucker
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:59 No.9979202
    Think mice have to much of a wrong type of fat and it is bad for their liver.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:59 No.9979204
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    We hate you too.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)05:59 No.9979211

    I know for a fact that that's a fake, but I can't for the life of me remember from where. It was a horror special on some newssite, in which they reported about people getting "infected" with some kind of cyberfying virus.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:00 No.9979219
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    Yes, yes they are.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:01 No.9979226

    Well whatever the fuck poor furry rodent is swimming around that tank, next time, throw it in the freezer for an hour. It drifts to sleep, snapping turtle's fat and happy, and YOU'RE NOT A SICK FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:02 No.9979237
    The mouse dies either way bro.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:02 No.9979240
    Spikes?! Why spikes? Did it have to have spikes? Wasn't being a whatever it is enough?

    Fuck, it looks like a Darkmantle.
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)06:02 No.9979242
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:02 No.9979244
    that ahit was jawsome!

    how could you hate that
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:03 No.9979252
    I think I remember somebody on 4chan using this video with chat roulette. Something along the lines of "show your tits or the bird gets it". Worked a few times.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:03 No.9979258
    i thought freezing was painful when blood crystals start to form inside your body.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:04 No.9979264

    There's "dead from hypothermia", and then there's that horrorshow. What can I say, I don't like torturing animals.

    My snake doesn't give a fuck if that mouse is alive or dead. Just that it's tasty.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:05 No.9979270
    Which would you rather die from. Undersea terror while drowning, or freezing to death? Not really any good choices.
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)06:05 No.9979271
    Quick freeze? Yes.
    Refrigerator-class freezer? No.
    They drift to sleep, go into a coma and die.
    Dunk it into liquid nitrogen, then we're talking icy, icy blood crystals.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:05 No.9979274
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    Not much.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:05 No.9979275
    well you really have to think about it, that's just how it eats normally

    thats what happens in the wild, why should the guy do anything different?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:06 No.9979277
    Y'know, I think you'll be dead long before your blood reaches freezing point.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:06 No.9979278
    Love this turtle video.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:08 No.9979295
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    And GB2 Gurochan. We don't need your kind here.

    Incidentally, that cyberifying thing reminds me of the Clockwork Plague from the SCP foundation. Scary thing is, SCP-914 is apparently made from people the 3rd Reich infected with it, took apart, and rebuilt, according to one of their new stories. Creepy shit.
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)06:08 No.9979297
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    >aww, a pond with pigeons hanging out by turtles.
    >turtle wants to say hi to the pigeon.
    >my face
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:08 No.9979302
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    Lights on, lights off.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:09 No.9979306

    Freezing to death is just like drifting off to sleep. I can't help but think it's slightly more pleasant than A GIGANTIC FUCKING TURTLE TEARING YOU IN HALF AS YOU SWIM AWAY IN MINDLESS TERROR AND OH FUCK IT'S COMING BACK FOR YOUR ENTRAILS.


    Because he can. Because yes, nature is cruel, but he has the choice not to be.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:10 No.9979317
    dudes found the youtube video

    it's tits

    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:10 No.9979323

    Freezing. I'm and a mountain climber. I've had hypothermia on the mountain, wasn't pleasant but by the time it got really serious I was so far gone I was hallucinating and didn't give a shit in the world. Drowning on the other hand, speaking to those that have nearly done it is one of the most painful things in the world. Although that does depend on how you drown. It's possible to pass out before you even feel the need to take a breath.

    Having said that maybe you could do both. I was diving in 3 degree water back in feb, and my buddy had his regulator ice up because of the cold. He was drowning and freezing simultaneously.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:11 No.9979333
    Looks kind of smug as fuck there.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:12 No.9979341
    Why not just feed the turtle Fish if you're so concerned?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:12 No.9979350
    you probably think being a fag is perfectly natural
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:13 No.9979354
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    Anyway. I have a friend in Texas who is a serious Nightmare Fetishist and totally fucking awesome. I mean, she drives a Crown Vic with "H8TANK" vanity plates, a plastic skeleton wired to the grille, and-get this-a handpainted line of GWAR chibis and a knot of tentacles with "ARKHAM UNIVERSITY ALUMNUS" on the back window.

    She isn't interested in me romantically, but we make awesome plans and trade creepy shit. This thread is a goldmine.

    Most of the stuff I have already isn't real, though. And I'm not going to save the pic with the mouse. That's just wrong.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:13 No.9979358
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    He's preserving what he can of the turtle's natural hunting ability.

    You're just butthurt.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:13 No.9979363
    wow, i always knew turtles were awesome, I never realized they were so hard fucking core.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:15 No.9979374
    about that hospital show, did stephen king do like a remake or what, talking about kingdom hospital
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:16 No.9979382
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    >> !ApNwvTMfag 05/22/10(Sat)06:16 No.9979384
    Actually we are quite bigger than this as the megalodon is approximately 20 meters long and on that picture it's more 50.
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)06:17 No.9979389
    Definitely the case here. Well-established fact that the natural environment of the snapping turtle is a glass case, and its native prey is a white lab rat.

    Y'know, I would pay cash for the chance to see the post you chose not to put up, thinking to yourself: "Nah, that's fucking retarded". Just an unedited stream of consciousness from you would be like tapping liquid crazy.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:17 No.9979395
    Metalosis Maligna. Very much fiction, but still creepy.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:18 No.9979400
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    Turtles will rape your shit given half the chance.

    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:18 No.9979402
    yeah, fuck his remake. seriously fuck his remake.

    what is fun though, many years ago I saw that the japanese had made an anime out of the original by lars von trier.
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)06:18 No.9979404
    Edit out the stick figure guy. He's the only bit not to scale. That was added by some jackwipe. I'd have not added anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:18 No.9979407
    >there is no image macro to express my horror.
    >sanity check failed
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:20 No.9979425
    Yes they are, balls bigger than their body
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:20 No.9979428
    why the fuck should the guy make his turtle into a giant pussy like you?

    also another video thats not that graphic but reminds me of jurassic park 2 where the 2 t-rexes are eating that one dude

    >> !ApNwvTMfag 05/22/10(Sat)06:21 No.9979434
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    Still tiny, but not that much.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:22 No.9979440
    The mickey mouse music makes it hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:23 No.9979449
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    Ah yes, "summerfags".
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:24 No.9979452
    did the newfag learn a new phrase?
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)06:24 No.9979455
    >giant pussy like you
    0/10, would not troll again.
    He's already made into a fat, unhappy eating machine. It has no access to its native environment, its sealed inside with its own wastes (whereas in nature, other biological factors would help reduce them down to a negligible level) and it'll never breed.

    So, essentially, it lives in squalor, stinks of its own waste and will never see anything of the opposite gender in its presence.

    Dude, the turtle is you.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:24 No.9979458


    I laughed my ass off at this. The sound is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:25 No.9979461
    When a PC get's swallowed by a giant creature and fails his rolls to escape that's what happen.
    Determined mouse as always.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:25 No.9979465
    /an/ is that way ->, its a board you don't have to justify being a pussy
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:25 No.9979466
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:27 No.9979483
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    0/10 samefag
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:27 No.9979486

    Thank God I wasn't this much of a caustic, puffed-up little cocksucker when I was 12.

    Here's hoping you grow out of it, kiddo. The real world's gonna eat you alive.
    >> Biff "Biffy" Heidenburg !366K/3ePjU 05/22/10(Sat)06:27 No.9979488
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    This is the Cymothoa Exigua, it's a parasite for the Rose Snappers. It enters through the gills and latches onto the tongue and drains blood with it's front claws, causing it to atrophy. It then attatches it's anus to the nerves and arteries left behind, becoming part of the fish. It's back is lined with taste buds wich relays the information back to the fishes brain through the nerves. it feeds of the blood and remains of food.

    Tl;dr, it cuts out the tongue and becomes a new one.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:28 No.9979492
    Piranha are always more fun than turtles.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:29 No.9979501
    Ha, so you're reading comprehension is as lax as your apparent anus. Take note I alluded to the fact that the turtle wasn't in his natural habitat when I said:

    >He's preserving what he can of the turtle's natural hunting ability.

    You see my good man, when saying the above, one alludes automatically to the fact that the turtle is kept as a pet and therefor would not be in their natural setting, making the preservation of the turtle's natural skills as a hunter and predator rather important as one would not want one's pet to become lethargic.

    You're still butthurt.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:29 No.9979505
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    >do trick, see they're not samefag
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)06:30 No.9979510
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    Didn't think so.
    Good try, though.
    ... weren't you .. going back to /b/ or something?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:30 No.9979513
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    >you are reading comprehension
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:32 No.9979524

    Motherfucking turtle killing rats
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:32 No.9979527
    >It has no access to its native environment, its sealed inside with its own wastes (whereas in nature, other biological factors would help reduce them down to a negligible level)

    I take it you have no experience with water quality management and don't know how canister filters work.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:33 No.9979534
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    How about it's big brother?

    The Tiger Fish, courtesy of Africa, they swim in schools like Piranha but are three times the size and actually jump out of the water to eat fishermen.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:33 No.9979535
    rolled 82 = 82


    at least its a parasite that replaces the role it took over, even becoming a toungue that the fish can use.

    most parasites just mooch off you with no payback
    >> !ApNwvTMfag 05/22/10(Sat)06:33 No.9979536
    Perfectly good thread ruined by early summer.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:33 No.9979540
    Hey guys, ignore the little bitchtroll and focus on the creepy awesome like >>9979488

    Jesus Christ. Also those teeth look vaguely human.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:34 No.9979542

    Aye. Commence with the shitspam! Another thread flushed.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:34 No.9979543
    >implying filters do it just like a goddamn ocean would
    >Turtle shits, gotta wait for it to get sucked into filter
    >Can't swim away in the seemingly endless ocean to escape shit
    >Chased by shit forever
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:34 No.9979545
    Getting trolled is becoming easier and easier.
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)06:35 No.9979550
    >Ha, so you're reading comprehension is as lax as your apparent anus. Take note I alluded to the fact that the turtle wasn't in his natural habitat when I said:
    >blah blah my mommy didn't hold me enough

    >You see my good man, when saying the above, one alludes automatically to the fact that the turtle is kept as a pet and therefor would not be in their natural setting,
    The glass case was kind of a giveaway. Thank you, Captain Obvious. Your aid is deeply appreciated by the people of Cluesville.
    >making the preservation of the turtle's natural skills as a hunter and predator rather important as one would not want one's pet to become lethargic.
    Last thing we want is a slow turtle.

    >You're still butthurt.
    You're still equipped with a room temperature IQ. I'll eventually relax, have a cigarette and finish watching Southland Tales. You'll be retarded for the duration.

    As you were, then.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:35 No.9979552

    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:35 No.9979554
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:36 No.9979556
    >hurr durr herp derp typo
    >get called out on it
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:36 No.9979561
    It is almost impossible to get a hold of a true Goliath tiger fish last I , only the smaller relatives come in, sometimes mistakenly marked as them.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:37 No.9979562
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:37 No.9979563
    Candiru fish.

    Or, "OH FUCK IT'S IN MY DICK" fish.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:37 No.9979567
    i cant sleep now
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)06:38 No.9979570
    Scary fish is scary.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:38 No.9979572
    Uh, those things are harmless.

    Even you dived straight into the mouth, all it'd do is spit you out again.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:39 No.9979577
    Anybody else read this thread and get some great Call of Cthulu/ Dark Heresy Insanity monsters? I know I did.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:39 No.9979584
    they do work exactly the same way, the use the same colonies of bacteria to break the waste down just like the ocean does. You are also misinterpreting the behavior of snapping turtles. They live in shallow water and don't really travel from spot to spot unless they are hungry or cold.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:39 No.9979586
    >Candiru fish

    Yeaahhhno. I already know what that one does, thank you.

    I've always thought that immersing someone waist-deep in water with a bunch o' those would make for an interesting torture method.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:40 No.9979593

    I remember highschool gym too. As long as you don't come in last and act weird in the shower it wasn't so bad.

    Hated when they made us climb the rope though.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:40 No.9979597
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    Wait, so, you smoke but care about how some mouse dies?

    I hope you don't have any pets because then you'd be an even bigger fag then the magnitude of people in this thread already think you are.

    Also, Southland Tales was a fucking shitty movie in 2006 and its just as shitty now.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:41 No.9979603
    It has a relative that just burrows it's way through other fish like a piranha feeding frenzy and will eat it's prey from the inside out.
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)06:41 No.9979604
    My players will likely never forgive whomever posted the caniru, darkmantle-looking octupi or the goddamn MORAY EELS. They're within a few miles of the coast of Brazil, studying nefarious deeds done by ancient Aztecs. Think I'll throw 'em into the water for a while, let 'em shriek themselves to sleep a couple of sessions.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:42 No.9979608

    It's still a giant mouth floating through the abyssal depths.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:43 No.9979618
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:44 No.9979626
    You mean through the ten-feet-deep depths.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:45 No.9979632
    Fyi, the darkmantle-like octopus is a Vampire Squid.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:45 No.9979633
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    >darkmantle-looking octupi

    Vampire Squid.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:45 No.9979639
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:45 No.9979640
    Is that... a submarine?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:46 No.9979643
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    I had a dream like this once where as a tentacle monster, I infested a girl and even mutated her a bit.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:46 No.9979648

    After watching this video, you realize there might be a genus of the Cordyceps that affects humans out there somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:47 No.9979651
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    Are we allowing extinct horrors? Because OH GOD THAT BEAK
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:47 No.9979654
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:47 No.9979655

    The basking shark is found from the surface down to at least 910 metres (2,990 ft) - wikipedia

    They're everywhere though they do prefer to stay on the continental shelf.
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)06:47 No.9979659
    >Wait, so, you smoke but care about how some mouse dies?
    Yep. Proud owner of three Egyptian rat snakes and a very unhappy tarantula named after my ex-mother-in-law. I smoke outdoors, because of the animals. They didn't chip in on the smokes, so they don't get to share any with me. I'm stingy that way.

    >I hope you don't have any pets because then you'd be an even bigger fag then the magnitude of people in this thread already think you are.
    Yes.. the opinions of people on an anonymous imageboard define my life. Well, that and those random passersby in distant cities I watch on webcams in metropolitan areas. I feel they really "know me".

    >Also, Southland Tales was a fucking shitty movie in 2006 and its just as shitty now.
    You just went full retard, again. Dude, slow your roll. Its a movie, not a defining characteristic. Oh wow, you're just a bundle of butthurt, ain't ya? Just needles at you, someone out there thinks poorly of you, doesn't it?

    I don't think poorly of you. You're interesting, sure - we're not ancient enemies, this isn't an epic battle and in another forty-four minutes, my movie will be done and I'm off to get crickets for my spider. You'll cease matter a while before that.

    How long until I stop mattering to you?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:47 No.9979660
    seriously, the more information given about everything in this thread, the more terrifying they become.
    except apparently >>9979554
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:48 No.9979669
    And the diver doesn't know what he is talking about, they are not just scavengers as any one who tries to keep them in a community tank would learn.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:48 No.9979670
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    And last, and most related

    Yes, I dreamt something like this once. Was very scary when I first found this one, as I thought "Wtf other people think of this shit too?"
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:50 No.9979683
    >actually using candiru

    That's just cold, man. By the way, they're barbed, so extraction is... painful at best.

    I can just see it now...
    dashingbastard: You feel a wiggling in your suit.
    player: What the fuck? I check to see what it is.
    dashingbastard: there's a fish that has apparently swam up your dick. Make a SAN check.
    player: ... Fuck this fucking game. *throws character sheet over shoulder, stalks out*
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:50 No.9979689
    "The more numerous a species becomes, the more likely it'll get attacked by it's nemesis, a Cordyceps fungus."

    Fuck, i think i know what causes the apocalypse now.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:52 No.9979699
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    Colossal Awakened Alligator Snapping Turtle. Devourer of Worlds.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:53 No.9979708
    star gazer or crocodile eel?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:54 No.9979716
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    If you think that's big, the Whale Shark doesn't even come close to the Lion's Mane Jelly which can grow up to 8 feet, with tentacles as long as 120 feet making it one of the longest extant animals on the planet.

    This thing is basically a giant mouth with poison tentacles.
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)06:54 No.9979718
    ...upon reflection, there are no 'subtle' ways to introduce a caniru-based attack on PCs into a campaign.

    Then again, they do have a few NPCs on hand fairly often.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:54 No.9979719
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    Hagfish. It is vampire and it's mouth is pretty ugly. It can also produce gel that turns water into slime so that its predators suffocate when slime fills their gills.

    An adult hagfish can secrete enough slime to turn a 20 litre (5 gallon) bucket of water into slime in a matter of minutes so it is pretty effective too.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:55 No.9979731
    Flounder, I bet you.

    Augh, flounder. They start out normal, you know.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:56 No.9979737
    >This thread

    Isn't nature grand?
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)06:56 No.9979738
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:57 No.9979747

    just like fa/tg/uys...
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:58 No.9979758
    At least you don't have to deal with your eyes slowly moving themselves over to the same side of your head.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)06:59 No.9979769
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    Gentlemen, behold the Bobbit Worm. Named after the guy who got his dong chopped off because it has actually gone after people.

    Amusing story included.

    >In March 2009, the Newquay's Blue Reef Aquarium discovered a bobbit worm in one of their tanks. The workers had seen the devastation caused by the worm, such as fish being injured or disappearing and coral being sliced in half, but didn't find it until they started taking the display apart in the tank.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:00 No.9979775
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:01 No.9979781
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    Hag Fish and Lamprey, bros for life.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:02 No.9979787

    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)07:03 No.9979795
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    My players may not deserve a caniru attack, but they damned well can cope with a Bobbit Worm assault.

    Thank you, anon. My players need nightmare fuel.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:03 No.9979796
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    Pissed mi pants
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:03 No.9979799
    I see them when I close my eyes
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:03 No.9979801
    >Has rainbow
    >Named after a shopped dick
    >Likes to eat dong-shaped objects

    Homosexual worm confirmed.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:05 No.9979813
    They have choice between a fish swimming up their dick or a worm biting their dick off?

    WTF man?
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)07:05 No.9979814
    Fish qualify as "dong-shaped"?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:05 No.9979817
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    That is actually lamprey. Hagfish in the pic, not that it is any better.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:07 No.9979823
    >Commonly know as Bobbit Worm, the reason why he got this lovely name is due to the fact that the female worm attacks the male penis and feeds it to her young after mating...

    Wasn't talking about fish.
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)07:07 No.9979827

    I have no urge to target their groins. As a rule, I keep targeted attacks kind of out of the junkyard, if you catch my drift.

    I was thinking more along the lines of "aiming for their calves or feet". No need to just zergrush into their jockeys just yet.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:08 No.9979837
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    >This thread

    Have an Alligator Gar.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:09 No.9979844
    And why does it just take the penis? Wouldn't it be better to use the whole male? Like some spiders do.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:09 No.9979847
    obviously they use whatever is in hand at the time.
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)07:09 No.9979849
    Cite the source on that little gem. This, I must read.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:10 No.9979855
    Is the penis so long that the female can't catch her mate during the act?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:13 No.9979870
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    The deep sea is fucking horrifying. End of story.

    I think the best the land can provide is our friend, the Botfly. Sure, he doesn't look bad. But he is truly terrifying.
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)07:15 No.9979891
    After a careful-ish review, I found a few things:
    - people on lotustalk.com will talk about anything. wtf
    - the Bobbit fish has no scientific data on its nickname
    - it is an internet meme dating back around 18 months or so
    - there may or may not be several off of Manhattan

    The article which is most commonly cited is copy/pasted from so often, the typos have carried over.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:15 No.9979894
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    ascaris lumbricoides.

    Look it up, foo'!
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:17 No.9979900
    I never understood why wood elves and nature goddesses in RPGs ect are depicted as being all kind and gentle...... seriously have the writers even looked at the natural world.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:17 No.9979905
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    These are always icky.
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    >>Google Bobbit fish
    >>get this
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:18 No.9979915
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    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:19 No.9979923

    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:21 No.9979938
    You mean babies? Babiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabies. Babies.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:21 No.9979943
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)07:22 No.9979947
    Best description I have heard about nature was this:
    (paraphrased from an old discussion about nature/man)
    >Imagine a nursery. Around ten thousand cribs in it, one woman standing in the middle of it. She's holding a pair of scissors and a live baby. She's drenched in blood, as is the entire room. Ankle deep, in fact. She smiles at you and says, "I have always loved all of my children."
    >Each child represents one thousand species which have lived and died. The last one represents humanity.

    >She's such a good mother.
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:22 No.9979956
    I don't know why these worms have made it and become embellished now, people have been pulling them out of their fishtanks for years on reefcentral. Just another tank menace like mantis shrimp or large crabs the ride on in on live rock shipments. I think once some one got a seasnake in their box of rock.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:24 No.9979966
    Because it was an unusually large one, I believe.
    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)07:24 No.9979970
    That's the cited source of the majority of the articles, yet lacks almost every crucial scientific item necessary. Appreciated, but not the actual article I need. The source of the quote is not the same as the source of the relevant data.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:24 No.9979971
    Has anyone bothered to check if there is a new area where you import rocks?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:24 No.9979974
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    Does this make it less scary?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:26 No.9979985
    Check out the Blobfish, he's practically the fa/tg/uy of the sea.

    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:27 No.9979998
    "When all the World has gone to sleep.
    The hunters to the forest creep.
    From out the wild wood comes the call.

    The hunt is Life. The hunt is all.

    An ancient forest beckons me,
    to run sky clad amongst the trees,
    My lusty Spear it cannot wait,
    the gentle deer to penetrate.

    Cernunnos, Lord of Beasts, he grunts;

    >> dashingbastard !!6cKrJu499+/ 05/22/10(Sat)07:28 No.9980008
    Off to get mah crickets. Gentlemen, its been a pleasure and a terror.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:28 No.9980012
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    Why hasn't anyone mentioned dust mites? Your bed is probably full of them anyways.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:29 No.9980017
    Somebody post some Cawdor redemptionist pics, this thread needs to be purged.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:30 No.9980026
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    Requesting Exterminatus on the Death World known as Terra.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:32 No.9980039

    Dust mites are practically extinct over here. Nice try.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:32 No.9980044
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:33 No.9980053
    How about these toads which grow their eggs below their skin on their backs?

    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:33 No.9980054
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    Meh, small potatoes. Meet demodex folliculorum. You probably have several hundred living on your face.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:33 No.9980056
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    Fuck Cawdor.... this calls for the REDEEMER HIMSELF!
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:34 No.9980066
    Yeah but think about what kind of shit would invade your skin if it wasn't already occupied?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:36 No.9980081

    Deep Sea Isopod was here, you're all faggots.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:36 No.9980083

    Scourging and purging is defiantly needed right now.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:37 No.9980091
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    This is the most terrifying animal on the face of the earth, not because it kills you but because of what its sting does to you.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:37 No.9980096
    All necrotic poisons are rather nasty.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:39 No.9980114

    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:39 No.9980120

    Is that a box jellyfish? Nothing like overloading your pain receptors until you die from heart attack.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:40 No.9980124

    Ah yes, the Irukandji jellyfish. Terrifying little organism.

    There are reports of fully unconscious victims, still screaming.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:41 No.9980134
    Oh god not the box jelly. Please no those things are horrifying.

    Better have some antivenom for that if you go diving. Otherwise, you're fucked in 5 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:42 No.9980142
    Luckily you can forget diving all together soon. They are mass breeding due to coastal waters warming up.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:42 No.9980145
    Total failure on my part >>9980091.
    I was apparently typing out a description for another animal.
    What I meant to say was:
    This is the most terrifying animal on the face of the earth.
    It can't kill you, but you wish it would've after one sting.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:43 No.9980154
    Hair worms

    They make you kill yourself by mind fucking you.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:44 No.9980159
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:44 No.9980162
    guys look at that and then play http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQl0fcFP0cA in the background
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:45 No.9980167
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    Box jellyfish.
    You either get better after 20 minutes or you're a goner.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:45 No.9980174

    That's hyperbole, but yeah, the Australian coast is going to see larger-than-normal numbers of the little fuckers.

    Hope you weren't a big fan of sport fishing, skin diving, not having your children die at the beach...
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:46 No.9980187
    I'm a fan of living landlocked, and on the other side of the pacific, thanks.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:47 No.9980188
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:48 No.9980201
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    Jellyfish - the most terrifying life form to inhabit the seas
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:49 No.9980207
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    Have a look at the girls legs after she survived a box jellyfish attack. Usually you don't get to see the scars because the victim is dead but by some miracle she survived, although the attack has fucked up her short term memory.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:51 No.9980220
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    that...actually looks like a neat tattoo design...
    >> Derp !!zoRpBFHVU5N 05/22/10(Sat)07:53 No.9980236
    What the... what the fuck is up with that leg?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:53 No.9980241
    Organic chemical burns.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:53 No.9980243
    Damn I always say that Australians should get paid to live there. Everything is trying to kill them, even those non venomous spiders that pop up inside your car and try to cause car wrecks. I would flip the fuck out if I had one of those huge huntsman spiders fall on my lap.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:54 No.9980245
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    Thats terrible and you should feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:54 No.9980253
    That's what the toxins of box jellyfish tentacles do: Turn your skin into magic eye.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:55 No.9980259
    Well dying fast and painfully to poisonous animals is better in my book than dying slow and painfully to UV induced cancers.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:56 No.9980275
    Australians used to have a stereotype of being tanned, but many of us are pale and pasty these days due to the amount of skin cancer awareness.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:57 No.9980283

    Still, a box jellyfish sting isn't typically straight-up fatal. At least, not the sting itself. What does happen, though, is that your pain receptors go into fucking overdrive. We're talking the dial cranked all the way up to 11. This causes your blood pressure to rise to dangerous levels, until you blow a valve, stroke out, or overstress your heart and induce an arrhythmia.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)07:59 No.9980291
    Sounds like a party.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:00 No.9980299
    Well that little cutie ain't only poisonous friend you have on that side of the globe.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:01 No.9980310
    For extreme masochists.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:01 No.9980312
    She probably feels badass with tattoos given by MOTHER NATURE HERSELF.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:01 No.9980314
    there's a party in my leg, and everyone dying!
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:01 No.9980315
    Fucking Australia
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:03 No.9980330
    Duck billed plateaus is what happens when Tzeentch and Slaanesh get into bed together.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:03 No.9980331
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    I heard you like Box jellyfish.

    This one here is a cousin. It's just as deadly. And about the size of your thumbnail.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:03 No.9980333
    Huntsman spiders are pets, dude.
    You don't freak out when your cat jumps on your lap.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:05 No.9980344

    "In 1964, Jack Barnes confirmed that the cause of the syndrome was a sting from a small box jellyfish: the Irukandji jellyfish. In order to prove that the jellyfish was the cause of the syndrome, he captured one and deliberately stung himself, his son, and a local lifeguard, and observed the symptoms."
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:05 No.9980349
    >Tzeentch and Slaanesh is what happens when Platypusses get into bed together.

    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:06 No.9980352
    retarded looking fuzzy wtf that will poison you to death with its vicious hidden foot talon, terror from down under.
    god platypus are fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:06 No.9980361
    "Although powerful enough to kill smaller animals such as dogs, the venom is not lethal to humans, but is so excruciating that the victim may be incapacitated.[22][23] Oedema rapidly develops around the wound and gradually spreads throughout the affected limb. "
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:07 No.9980364

    I've heard they keep the drop bears from infesting your houses.

    >he captured one and deliberately stung himself, his son, and a local lifeguard


    Okay, THAT's a mad scientist.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:07 No.9980369
    Did he die
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:07 No.9980374
    There are some bacteria that are so poisonous that if you cultivated 6 kilos of them then theoretically you'd have enough to kill every human on earth.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:08 No.9980378
    obligitary Australian Tourist board anouncement:
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:08 No.9980380
    Sorry I missed the part where the effected limb becomes hypersensitive to all sensations turning even the smallest brush or itch into the 9th level of agonizing pain
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:08 No.9980385

    Only the males. And it won't kill you. It'll just make stubbing your toe feel like you just had root canal therapy without anesthetic.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:09 No.9980387
    No, he just manned the fuck up. Many Australian scientists have a tendency of doing crazy shit like this.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:10 No.9980397
    "The symptoms, however, gradually become apparent and then more and more intense in the following 5 to 120 minutes (30 minutes on average). Irukandji syndrome includes an array of systemic symptoms including severe headache, backache, muscle pains, chest and abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting, sweating, anxiety, hypertension, tachycardia and pulmonary edema. One unusual symptom associated with Irukandji syndrome is a feeling of "impending doom". Patients have been reported as being so certain that they are going to die that they beg their doctors to kill them to get it over with. Symptoms generally abate in 4 to 30 hours, but may take up to two weeks to resolve completely."

    "Even under the "maximum dose of morphine," Teresa remarked that she "wished she could rip her skin off," and is later seen writhing uncontrollably from the pain while lying on her hospital bed. In one scene, Teresa's feet are shown contorting and digging into the bed, and she's wiggling her toes and kicking her feet around. When the camera moves back, Teresa is seen rubbing her face, her body is contorting in agony, and her legs are rapidly sliding and kicking around on the bed. Jamie, at his worst, is also seen writhing in pain, curled up in a ball and barely able to speak. Jamie said he wished that he was stung by Chironex fleckeri instead since "the pain goes away in 20 minutes or you die.""

    tl,dr: You usually don't die, but you wish you would.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:12 No.9980416
    Why don't they try ketamine?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:13 No.9980429
    Y'know I'm fucking happy I live in the north where the most poisonous thing we have is a really rare fish that lives on the west coast (and screw west coast, front side my ass)
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:13 No.9980432

    Doesn't work against it. It's a neurotoxin. It's not actually pain per say, it changes the way your brain works. Ironically, they're trying to reverse engineer it to have the reverse effect.

    Doesn't ketamine kill you anyway?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:14 No.9980440

    >One unusual symptom associated with Irukandji syndrome is a feeling of "impending doom".
    That's it. Fucking jellyfish have psychic powers.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:14 No.9980442
    Is there reason why they use painkillers and not numbing agents?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:15 No.9980452
    Are we talking Broome North West or what?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:15 No.9980456
    Well they can grow eight feet long, potentially and about the size of a fist wide.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:18 No.9980495
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    Theres a different between a fluffy four legged mammal that enjoys cheeseburgers and an eight legged hairy monster from my nightmares whose cuisine consists of digested innards and innocence.

    Also I saw that Arachnophobia movie when I was five, so that has something to do with me hating spiders. God those things give me the creeps.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:19 No.9980507
    >Doesn't ketamine kill you anyway?
    Probably outside a medical setting like anything good. I think they have experimenting with ketamine to essential reset pain receptors on chronic pain sufferers and last I knew it worked.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:20 No.9980515
    > Arachnophobia
    lolled. But to be fair I've never had any phobias so I have no idea what it feels like.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:23 No.9980534
    Well I wouldn't call it Arachnophobia, more of a "I hate spiders with a passion because they're creepy and everywhere" syndrome. We really should make a name for this.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:23 No.9980542
    They do, it is called cowardice.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:25 No.9980552
    Aren't you the manly man on the internet?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:26 No.9980562

    "Fuck spiders syndrome". I'm a sufferer, too.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:27 No.9980573
    If it is restricting your normal actions it can be considered phobia. So what happens when spider appears? Disgust or screaming. running and total lockdown?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:27 No.9980579
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    I like it, here's a pallas cat to celebrate.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:29 No.9980600
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    Oh god fuck. I have a huge bump in my eyelid that I THINK is an infected pore.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:31 No.9980619
    Oh I'm not saying in any way shape or form I have a phobia of spiders. When I see them, I just get a little startled and disgusted. Then I try to find boots or a shovel. I hate the buggers.

    However I remember some cases of actual arachnophobia that are so bad the sufferers confine themselves in their home, do not go outside under any circumstances, wear protective clothing and spray everywhere for possible spiders.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:37 No.9980686
    Thank you gentlemen.
    Next time my players will be near an Inquisitor Interrogation team -spectators/interrogators/victims, it will involve some godamned Irukandji jellyfish and Candiru fish...
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:41 No.9980723
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    I will see your pallas cat and raise you a red panda
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)08:52 No.9980829
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    What the flying fuck is that thing?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)09:00 No.9980884
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    >Scorpion capable of flight

    You mean this?

    Haha, irrelevant comic is irrelevant, they actually EXIST!
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)09:01 No.9980895
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    Yes. Yes they do.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)09:02 No.9980907
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)09:05 No.9980921
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)09:10 No.9980982
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    Botfly's larvae can choke animals by burrowing to their noses so they can't get breath. Nice stuff. Some species can burrow into humans too.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)09:19 No.9981051
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    >Mecoptera are sometimes called scorpionflies after their largest family, Panorpidae, in which the males have enlarged genitals that look similar to the stinger of a scorpion.
    >enlarged genitals that look similar to the stinger of a scorpion
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)09:23 No.9981100
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    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)09:25 No.9981126
    Nothing scary about that, just ugly as fuck.
    Whoever thought it was a good idea to breed bald cats was wrong.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)09:33 No.9981228
    Remember the breeders of mutated dogs and rabbits too
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)09:34 No.9981247
    They're a different can of worms.
    They basically took a dog, then somehow turned it into a not-dog.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)09:38 No.9981289
    Yeah but how the hell can the Kennel Clubs defend such abhorrent hobby?
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)09:42 No.9981335
    Hence why those "special" breeds are often fucking expensive.
    And that's before figuring out they're usually sickly bastards that will swamp you in vetenarian bills.
    >> Anonymous 05/22/10(Sat)10:44 No.9981958
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