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    442 KB Bloodquest 13- What Rough Beasts, Pt. II StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)20:33 No.9904907  
    "Fly and Spider trade words and games,
    While around the city dance the flames."
    -Lebron James

    Plumes of smoke curl into the sky along a silent Kentucky street. In the distance come the pops of frantic gunfire. A pair of purple spiders the size of cars skitter slowly across the street.
    A Corvette smashes violently through one of the spiders as it skids down the street, killing it instantly.

    As you drive through one of the spiders, you lash out with your left hand, a whip of your blood shearing the other spider in two as you pass.
    The ground is rippling like water around you, the buildings on the sides of the streets seem to bubble; that's probably just the hallucinogen from the fumes.

    "We can't keep this up forever," your blood says. That's NOT from the hallucinogens.

    >What do?
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)20:35 No.9904929
    >street, the street, the street

    Make our way out of the city ASAP. Lure as much of the brood out as possible.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)20:35 No.9904937
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    Part 7- http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9781242/
    Part 8- http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9802302/
    Part 9- http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9841752/
    Part 10- http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9846191/
    Part 11- http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9861922/
    Part 12- http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9883636/
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)20:42 No.9905040
    "Ma'am, I think we're losing them," Brody shouts, leaning out the passenger window. On the hood of the car, your halluginogenic spirit guide, Spider Lebron, skitters about; he's fading somewhat, so hopefully that means the drugs are wearing off.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)20:45 No.9905090
    Check how much gas we have left and circle around for another pass through the city if possible. Concentrate on spreading the flames to non-burning sections of the area if we can. Then take a seat and watch how the horde reacts.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)20:45 No.9905097
    You're making your way gradually out of the city, but it's slow work. Some streets are completely webbed over, and you don't dare try to plow through for fear of becoming stuck; you wouldn't want to try this on foot.

    The grenade launcher is out of fragmentation grenades, but you've set a small and rapidly growing portion of the city ablaze.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)20:46 No.9905109
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    >my face after reading this post.
    Link to the last thread? Need to catch up
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)20:47 No.9905140

    Welcome back.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)20:47 No.9905141
    What would happen if we drained the spiders for blood?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)20:48 No.9905163
    Your blood has been concentrating on killing many spiders rather than devouring a single target, but it is "feeding" on whatever spiders it's been killing
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)20:49 No.9905205
    Alright then, in that case lets concentrate on getting out of the city alive. Find a strategic position of some sort to overlook the town and wait to see how the spiders react to their burning home.

    We should attempt to alert the border patrol surrounding the town to shoot any monsters on sight. We need extra hands here.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)20:54 No.9905309
    New Archive Section

    Locations of Interest

    Miami Arkham Facility- Where most Subjects were held. Four Subjects escaped initially, 13, 54, 82, and 88, most of the rest escaped afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)20:55 No.9905320
    Who is 88?
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)20:55 No.9905335
    For some reason, the rest of the locations can't be posted.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)20:56 No.9905348
    4chan thinks we're plotting some kind of terrorist activity posting all these cities, lol.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)20:59 No.9905398
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    Hah! Now its a picture!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:11 No.9905588
    It died. :(
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)21:12 No.9905606
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    "You have slain our brood, and fogged our minds. Truly, you can call yourself victorious this day. But we will snap the spines of your hives, and drink the fleshy nectar of your steel fruit."

    You circle around the city, looking for a highway ramp to make your escape. The fire is spreading outwards from the central area you set ablaze; you wish you had been at the very outskirts when the fighting had started.

    You dial Fieldson on your phone; he answers after about six rings.
    "I'm in Louisville; it's a bit more than I expected. You might want to tell the local perimeter to get ready for what's coming."
    "What is coming?"
    "Babies. Relatively speaking."
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:18 No.9905713
    BLOODQUEST FUCK YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:21 No.9905772
    And they're tripping balls.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)21:21 No.9905782
    You find an exit ramp, swerving onto it, slashing another spider apart as you go. A crowd of them is escaping using the highway, and they scuttle after you up the ramp.

    >Roll a d100
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:22 No.9905792
    Try to get lots of military force to Louisville as fast as is possible cuz LOTS of spiders are coming up out of it.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)21:24 No.9905822
    rolled 23 = 23

    Here goes nothing.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:24 No.9905823
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:24 No.9905827
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:24 No.9905833
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    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)21:25 No.9905849
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    Didn't you get the memo?
    That's how we do.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:26 No.9905858
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)21:26 No.9905866
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:28 No.9905905
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)21:30 No.9905943
    Precog: FAILURE

    You are concentrating on the spiders swarming the road behind you, ad listening to Fieldson on the line.
    "we're trying to get in touch with the military, get some eyes in the sky to see how you're looking down there."

    You turn back to face the highway, only to see a spider the size of a house plodding onto the highway with deceptively nimble telephone pole-like legs. It lifts one as you approach, deftly slamming into the side of the Corvette.
    You don't go sailing through the air, but you skid sideways into the concrete median, sparks flying and paint scraping off the side of the car. Your phone goes flying out of your hand, skittering out the window and into the concrete.

    >What do?
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)21:31 No.9905960
    Hit it with the blood!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:32 No.9905982
    Blood the engine?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:33 No.9905996
    Kill it with guns, kill it with blood. ANY WAY YOU DO IT JUST KILL THE DAMN THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:35 No.9906017
    You guys are gonna hate me for this, I don't even read the quest i just saw roll d100 and did.

    I'm sorry
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:35 No.9906026
    Don't worry bro, I rolled the 8. You rolled the 69.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)21:36 No.9906046
    Par for the course. That being said, you *should* read bloodquest, it is a cavalcade of awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:39 No.9906095
    Unfortunately so.

    And once again were trapped beneath hateful dice, bad timing and the AWESOME just out of reach..... :(
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)21:41 No.9906123
    Blood Armor Up!
    >No! 54's car!
    >How did he drive in his condition, anyway? Technomancy?
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)21:41 No.9906134
    It's really the answer for everything.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)21:42 No.9906145
    You slam on the accelerator, pulling away from the concrete wall. Brody fires a round at its massive undersection as you drive past, but it plinks off harmlessly. You also lean out your window, steering jerkily as you fire off round after round from your handgun, but the creature's hide seems more than capable of ignoring gunfire.

    "Yes, yes, spit your iron raindrops," 96's deep voice booms with laughter. His thundering legs keep pace with the car easily even as you accelerate.
    The spider's face radiates with a cascading spiral of dark, wet-looking eyes. Its three enormous fangs jut out at chaotic angles, thrashing viciously like toxic scythes.

    >what do?
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)21:44 No.9906187
    Oh shit! I think this is actually 96
    Blood Whip a leg as you go by.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:48 No.9906268
    If there are no additional spiders near we might as well stop the car and fight it on foot.
    Try to ram the car into it and disembark while it's getting up.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)21:51 No.9906338
    Ramming means we might ruin the car. Psychic spider means there could be a lot more of the little ones coming, we need to be able to make a quick getaway.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:52 No.9906349
    KILL THIS SONNABITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)21:52 No.9906367
    >A sizable chunk of the brood is right behind you
    >Whip it good

    You swerve around the dancing legs, slinging out a left arm as one lands beside you. The blood catches fast, and your arm is nearly pulled from its socket as 96 wrenches its leg free of the lash. There is a slight black singe on the leg, but the ancient spider's hide is remarkably tough.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:53 No.9906381
    I know the blood armor has spikes, do the whips? If so, maybe we can wrap one around a leg and then sort of saw it in there.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:54 No.9906394
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    rolled 23 = 23

    Bloodspear. Bloodarmour. Pic related.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)21:54 No.9906410
    >Starspider (un)surprisingly resilient
    Gentlemen, we may need more firepower for this one.
    That, or go for the eyes.
    We'll need the high ground though.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:54 No.9906415
    Go for the eyes Boo... I mean Helen!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:56 No.9906438
    This or the Fangs.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:56 No.9906450
    If we manage to climb up the spider it'll be totally fucked, though I don't know if getting the upper ground is a possibility at this point. Hopefully if 96 dies the brood dies too.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:57 No.9906465
    Seconded, the eyes or the maw seem to be the only two vulnerable spots. Attack one of them for massive damage!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)21:58 No.9906480
    Most likely they wont die, they'll just be completely leaderless without their Hive Mind, just like all Nids.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)21:59 No.9906501
    And clean up is for Arkham, we're here to kill the big nasties.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:00 No.9906519
    If we clibm on it, it'd only have to roll around a bit to crush us into a fine paste.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:01 No.9906542
    If these dont work try to sever the leg joints/hit the underbelly.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:02 No.9906573
    How about we get eaten by it, then tear it's guts out?

    I happen to know spiders have organs free floating in blood, so this could be a major power up.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:03 No.9906579
    Go for the eyes. Tell Brody to do the same.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:04 No.9906610
    Doubt we'd be so lucky as to be just swallowed whole.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)22:05 No.9906618
    Gas Grenades to the Face!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)22:06 No.9906631
    >Go for the eyes!

    You continue to swerve around the stampeding legs as they punch dents in the roadway itself. You look up at the creature's body as it blots out the sun. Desperate, you flail a whip straight upwards, snapping your hand back violently. The strand of your blood snaps and the spearlike projection sails upwards, splashing onto several of the creature's eyes. It howls, a thundering earthquake-rumble that rattles your mind. Writhing slightly, it barrels downwards, one of its angular fangs shearing off the top of the corvette and Brody's head, which explodes in a mist of gore.

    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)22:06 No.9906633
    Well, he is supposed to be quite the marksman. I support this.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:06 No.9906634
    It's also probably highly venomous.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)22:07 No.9906645
    Good thing he can heal.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:07 No.9906649
    Given that 96 is a huge ham, it wouldn't surprise me if it toys with its food and wouldn't simply just swallow 82 whole. So that's probably a poor choice.

    There's always learning how to do the Blood Geyser from Metal Slug and just aim for the eyes.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)22:09 No.9906682
    >Finally, a ranged attack!
    Keep doing what we're doing.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:09 No.9906688
    MOAR BLOODSPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:09 No.9906691
    >Projectile Blood
    Oh man, I totally called it. Just wish I posted faster.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)22:09 No.9906693

    The right idea, right here.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:10 No.9906695
    Hell yeah!
    >shearing off the top of the corvette and Brody's head, which explodes in a mist of gore.
    Explaining what's going on when he respawns in the middle of this is going to be a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:11 No.9906721
    Stare in excitement at our wrist for a split-second, then start a barrage of spears at it's eyes.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)22:11 No.9906728
    Is the card around Brody's neck still there? This might be a bit weird for him to wake up to.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)22:12 No.9906745
    Hopefully the note isn't covered with blood.
    Actually, let's just hope he finds the spider slightly scarier than the bloody chick.
    Keep an eye on him, with a cry of "Shoot the spider, soldier!" at the ready.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)22:13 No.9906761
    This, but address him by name?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:15 No.9906793
    Try to aim for the same spot we already hit in hope of some nasty internal damage.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:17 No.9906831
    Keep hitting the bastard.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)22:20 No.9906892
    "Fuck YES!" you cry, snapping off several more spears. 96 rears back, swatting at you with its front four legs. It's children swarm around its back legs, still advancing. One spear splashes against the side of its "face" while the others splash against its underside. It stabs at you, and though you swerve around the blows, the highway shudders.

    >Roll a d100
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)22:21 No.9906919
    rolled 55 = 55

    With a name like mine, I'm asking for it.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)22:22 No.9906945
    Better than usual, at least.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)22:23 No.9906957
    rolled 30 = 30

    Got lucky mate.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:24 No.9906974
    rolled 38 = 38

    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:25 No.9906999
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:25 No.9907014



    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:26 No.9907021
    Official roll is a 55 unmoded, i think we'll make it bro, at least i HOPE we do. Otherwise were in for a world of hurt.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)22:27 No.9907048
    rolled 88 = 88

    We were a car thief, assuming this roll is for driving, we should get a decent bonus.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)22:27 No.9907049
    The section of highway around you starts to collapse. It tilts backwards, and you ramp off the collapsing piece, chunks of Devon's flesh reforming like glittering specks of sand as you seem to hang in space for what feels like far more than a split second.
    Your front wheels hit the stable section of highway, but your backwheels spin in space, the undercarriage of the car scraping noisily against the pavement.A thick leg misses your car by a few feet as your back wheels catch on the jagged road-edge, popping you upwards onto the road. 96 has plunged onto the perpendicular highway below this one, out of sight. It's brood are trapped on the other side, though you can see them descending the broken highway.
    >> BausBrofist 05/18/10(Tue)22:28 No.9907068
    Sorry I'm late. Let me catch up...
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)22:28 No.9907080
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    Oh my god
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:29 No.9907089
    FUCK WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:30 No.9907106
    rolled 23 = 23

    Specifically, at the spiders.
    And ask Brody if he's OK.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:32 No.9907158
    Can we project the spears from our blood? Why don't we lay a thin coating of blood upon the ground and project spears from it? It'll exhaust us, but for every enemy we impale, we'll resupply.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)22:34 No.9907186

    You fling several projectiles back, at least one colliding with a smaller purple spider and the others cascading down, hopefully on 96's head.

    You can see several planes passing overhead; hopefully the military brought more than scouts.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)22:35 No.9907206
    Moar speed. Could be bad times if we're around when those planes start doing whatever they're going to be doing.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:35 No.9907209
    K now get bearing/check equipment/check Brody/reload on all remaining gunz.
    >> BausBrofist 05/18/10(Tue)22:36 No.9907216
    >Air strike
    We need to floor it. No one sends several planes for scouting.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:36 No.9907223
    rolled 16 = 16


    And shit, artillery fire was what I was going for. At least they went in that general direction.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:37 No.9907241
    Why does it replace my 'noko' with 'noko+dice+1d100' ;_;
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)22:40 No.9907304
    >Stonerbro, quick question for the archive so I don't have to go through all the archived threads, is the length of the bloodwhips 12 feet or 12 meters?

    Time to GTFO.
    >> BausBrofist 05/18/10(Tue)22:42 No.9907333
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    It may be time.
    >Time for what?
    The Water Bottle.
    >The wa- Are you mad?!
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)22:43 No.9907353
    Brody drinks first.
    >> BausBrofist 05/18/10(Tue)22:43 No.9907357
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    You could say I'm just "hot-blooded."
    >> BausBrofist 05/18/10(Tue)22:44 No.9907378
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    (Had to finish that.)
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)22:44 No.9907387
    Our first alias was Mary.
    Guess that makes us...
    Bloody Mary
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)22:46 No.9907417
    It was 12 ft. You're probably up to 15 with this last advancement.

    You step on the gas, putting more distance between you and the growing Louisville inferno.
    "Wasps and beetles, come to protect your worms?," 96 booms. "Come and have your wriggling lice plucked."

    Brody seems to be physically reformed. He blinks slowly, looking over at the woman covered in a slick skin of blood, in a half-destroyed car.
    "what the...christ?"
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)22:46 No.9907430
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    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)22:48 No.9907479
    "I'm in command! Read the card around your neck! Shoot the spiders!"
    >> BausBrofist 05/18/10(Tue)22:49 No.9907489
    "Private, keep that gun on the bridge behind us. If anything more than a guinea pig comes over that edge, I want you to remind it why that's a Bad Idea."
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:51 No.9907538

    "If you are so far above us, why do you speak in our tongue? Perhaps you are not so great after all."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)22:53 No.9907586

    "If you are so far above us, why do you speak in our tongue? Perhaps you are not so great after all."
    "We speak tongues we do now know, into your very thoughts, among the knotted wreckage of your attempted sentience, without the frail meat-flaps you must vibrate, and this is some form of descent? How droll."

    "Read your card, private. Take out anything that clears that bridge."

    Somewhere in the city, there is a large explosion.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:54 No.9907602
    WE ARE NOT RUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIND THE BASTARD AND KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> BausBrofist 05/18/10(Tue)22:56 No.9907627
    And now we outrun what may be a nulclear explosion...
    (Also, I saw another thread spell "Like a Boss" as "Like a Baus". I'm probably reading too much into that.)
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)22:56 No.9907634
    82 vs Carpet bombing
    I don't think I need to tell you who'll win that.
    We need to cut our loses, Maybe duing the re-match we'll have a better position.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:56 No.9907635
    That sounds like an air raid to me

    Let's book it
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)22:56 No.9907645
    Important thing here: Don't look back. Being blind would suck.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)22:56 No.9907646
    Maybe the military will bomb him. We should put ourselves in gear and clear the area for a moment since we are not in a stable area for driving.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)23:01 No.9907721
    Brody clips the first small spider to clear the edge of the highway, hundreds of feet away. It disappears back down the collapsed road.

    You hear more explosions behind you; you step on it.
    "what the hell were those things ma'am?" Brody asks.

    "All in all, I'd said a good meal," Garfield purrs.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:02 No.9907733
    We've gotten to a BBEG separation event dude, i dont think the military is gonna get him if we dont so we NEED TO KILL HIM NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:02 No.9907737
    Blood armor up.
    Gas pedal at maximum.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)23:02 No.9907745
    They were brunch.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)23:03 No.9907776
    "Bombs and possibly artillery coming in, soldier! Keep your head down and shoot anything that has eight legs and is purple!"

    Continue getting the hell out of there until things stop exploding. Explosions are NEVER good when you don't cause them.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:04 No.9907797
    I wonder if we might be able to seek out the spiders now that Garfield's has a taste for them. He can be our bloodhound.
    ...er, bloodcat. You know what I mean.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)23:06 No.9907829
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:06 No.9907832
    It's inevitable we'll have a second showdown with 96. Going back is just suicidal with the airstike. We'll just have to get out, regroup, and plan for round 2.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)23:06 No.9907845
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:08 No.9907878
    why dont we wait for the airstrike to finish, then go investigate the wreckage?
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)23:09 No.9907901
    Hmm, this is a solid idea.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:09 No.9907909
    I like this
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:11 No.9907949
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:12 No.9907974
    If we can figure out how to do this, we might be able to track 18 (did we get him a little?)... or 27.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)23:12 No.9907977
    There is a flash behind you. Your car swerves as a rush of wind blows past you, along with a thundering explosion.
    "Keep your head down, private, bombs are dropping!"
    "What??" Brody winces as another explosion is heard. "Artillery fire...I understand ma'am."

    54's car rattles as it makes its way, still mostly-intact, away from Louisville.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:13 No.9908005
    Just out of curiosity, what year is the 'vette?

    Also, keep moving until we get a vantage point at an assumed safe distance, then survey the wreckage.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)23:15 No.9908033
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)23:18 No.9908093
    Now we just need to find Subject #Unknown, The Mechanic!
    >> BausBrofist 05/18/10(Tue)23:19 No.9908105
    Are we going back the way we came or further south?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:20 No.9908119
    Divert around city, head south.
    >> BausBrofist 05/18/10(Tue)23:20 No.9908124
    Or hope we're riding in a car that can self-repair.
    Hello, Subject #66!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:21 No.9908131
    The plan was to keep heading south but who knows which way we were headed when we put on the boogie shoes and got the fuck out.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)23:27 No.9908207
    So we need to get our bearings.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)23:29 No.9908232
    According to the signs, you're heading east on 64. You leave Louisville to the military, pressing onwards and south.

    >Headed to Atlanta? Doing anything along the way?
    >> BausBrofist 05/18/10(Tue)23:31 No.9908264
    Find out as much as we can from Fieldson about:
    A) The Atlanta subjects
    B) The equipment we were given
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)23:33 No.9908293
    Lost our cell, remember?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:33 No.9908296
    Onwards to #33

    Perhaps we can radio him?
    Maybe a quick shower would be a good idea...
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:34 No.9908309
    I think we want to see what's left of Louisville before we go anywhere. A look back from a good distance is enough.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:34 No.9908318
    wait, i thought we were doing
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)23:35 No.9908338
    A night's sleep in a hotel? Long day.
    Atlanta Subjects!
    19- Emits Gamma Radiation Constantly
    62- Old Man, Bends time near him
    88- Phillip Walker, intensely strong, hyper-aggressive bone growth, rather unintelligent
    Giant Praying Mantis- Bulletproof, rips tops off cars, eats those inside.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:38 No.9908394
    Old Man first, for definite.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)23:38 No.9908397
    Thanks for the reminder Archivist. First priority?
    Walker is a possible, if unlikely ally, the others seem to be too dangerous or are a praying mantis
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)23:38 No.9908402
    19 - Stop by a hospital! Acquire a full-out radiation blocking suit! Should be like wearing 3-4 inches of lead! Its going to be hot and heavy and really suck, but gamma radiation kills living tissue - does MAJOR damage to people. - Maybe we should invest in a sniper rifle and take him out from range.

    62 - Fight him with Brody? Since Brody is a time-anomaly...

    88 - Break out the blood whips and armor piercing shells

    Preying Mantis - blast music at it to screw up its senses while it flies - blood whip some more.
    >> LowRoller 05/18/10(Tue)23:39 No.9908417
    Yeah, Brody is supposed to be static. At the very least, should be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:41 No.9908436
    We don't have to kill them all, do we?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)23:41 No.9908451
    At the next rise in the highway, you slow down, chancing a look back.
    The smoke from Louisville is forming a thick black cloud in the sky. You can see a helicopter circling overhead. A mighty cloud of dust and debris was kicked up by the explosions; there are no signs if 96, and it;s too far to see how many broodlings survived.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:42 No.9908453
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    the beast. it needs a killin'.

    Though really, you'd think the 30mm cannon fire from the helicopters would be more than a match for anything we can chuck a spear through.

    they just need to GO FOR THE OPTICS, CHIKTIKKA!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:44 No.9908498
    >Fight him with Brody? Since Brody is a time-anomaly
    What if exactly because of that he can disable Brodys regeneration / respawning?
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)23:45 No.9908525
    I dunno. But its better than hitting him and suddenly watching ourselves turn to dust because we age incredibly fast. He at least we should talk to before we engage in any sort of combat.

    Gamma man, no. Kill him on sight.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:46 No.9908534
    Or we have some unstoppable force vs immovable object action and create a quantum singularity or something. It's probably best to deal with the old guy at a distance.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:46 No.9908536
    While 19s mere presence is harmful to living things he may not be actively hostile.
    And perhaps we could reason with 62.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:46 No.9908538
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)23:47 No.9908549
    He could rewind or stop time around himself, don't you think? So technically speaking he could be untouchable.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:48 No.9908567
    Not against Chaos Gods like 13.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)23:49 No.9908584
    By his very existence he is a threat to everything around him. We can control ourselves to an extent - his power only kills, and we don't know if he can control it. Thankfully, gamma radiation doesn't have that much of a range - but it penetrates organic material with a lot of power.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:50 No.9908604
    I'm cba to look up the original description but if all we know is that he bends time near him, he may not have voluntary or fine control over his ability to the point where he can just fuck with the flow of time how ever he pleases.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:50 No.9908606
    Would killing him even stop the gamma radiation? Or are we going to have to kill him and then send out a radiation team to seal his corpse in a lead coffin and store it somewhere far out of the reach of anyone/anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:50 No.9908607
    I think 62 is the one we should definitely try not to kill. 19 may have to be killed, but if he's willing to relocate he doesn't have to be. The bone-growth dude likewise may not need to be killed.

    The mantis dies, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:52 No.9908626

    infinite range, but the intensity drops off with the distance cubed.

    It's really a matter of *HOW* radioactive this guy is. a piddly few inches of lead aren't going to reduce the gamma flux much at close range.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)23:53 No.9908646
    You stop at a hotel in Nashville, and take a long shower. You hair is back to its original fiery red.
    "Quite the day," Garfield murmurs.
    "You're not kidding." you reply.
    "Thank you...for always carting me around inside your body." Garfield says, somewhat awkwardly thankful..

    "Hello? Is anybody in here?" Brody shouts from the main room.
    "Oh, crap, I thought we'd finish before this happened," you say.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)23:55 No.9908676
    "Don't worry about it, Garfield. We are stuck together no matter what. And its nice to have you inside me as well. Without you, well... I probably would be dead."

    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:56 No.9908679
    Thank Garfield for being there cuz we are batfuck insane on GOOD days.
    Lets head for Atlanta, and we'll just hjave to kill 96 next time........ :( dammit
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:56 No.9908684

    Equip pants, shirt, instruct Brody before he wanders off like a heavily armed Alzheimer's patient.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)23:58 No.9908709
    "Hey, as far as I see it, you ARE part of my body, so, yeah."
    "Private Brody, this is your commanding officer! Bunk down and get some shuteye, we have a long day tomorrow!"
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:58 No.9908710

    Also thank Garfield. Even if we're together without any choice, there's probably some way things could be worse. He's at least pretty cool about it.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)23:58 No.9908712
    Thank you for fighting alongside of me, inside of me, and moving oxygen.

    Tell Brody to read his card or find it and then read it he had managed to misplace it.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:00 No.9908733
    "Thanks for saving my ass more times than I can count."

    "Brody, there's a card around your neck. Didn't anybody ever teach you situational awareness?"
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)00:02 No.9908761
    "Don't worry about it Garfield. I'm glad to have to hear; you've pulled us through some crazy shit, so id probably be dead without you."

    "Brody!" you shout. "Read the damn card!"
    "The what? the- oh." Brody is silent for a few seconds.
    "yes ma'am!"
    "Get some shuteye, private."
    "Yes ma'am!"
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)00:03 No.9908768
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    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:03 No.9908773
    Unless there anything else for the evening, NEXT DAY!
    >> LowRoller 05/19/10(Wed)00:04 No.9908798
    To Atlanta!
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/19/10(Wed)00:07 No.9908845
    Use the hotel phone to call Walters, if we have a cell number.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:07 No.9908849
    Wake up, kick ass, chew bubblegum, check radios for news.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)00:08 No.9908867
    Brody's soft snoring is like the ticking of a clock in the warm darkness.
    You lie awake, gripping at the cheap hotel sheets. Outside, the moon is onstructed by the branch of a tree dancing in the breeze, sending a field of shadowy fragments dancing across the room.
    Those fucking shadows.

    One fitful night later, you're driving south, bleary eyed. Brody woke up screaming in the middle of the night and you had to explain what was going on. Then you had to do it again in the morning.
    Now you're doing it a third time as you cross into Georgia. You'd regret taking him, but he's sort of handy to have in a fight.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:10 No.9908908
    Maybe we should invest in some oxygen+chloroform breather for him to wear to stay asleep... Cruel but necessary. Its like dealing with an Alzheimer's patient...
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:11 No.9908917
    rolled 36 = 36

    I'm out for the night, but awesome.
    I feel like we should keep some syringes of heroin on hand, or something. Good way to get a night's sleep.
    That might be the cyberpunk I'm reading though. <_<

    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)00:14 No.9908962
    According to the morning paper, San Francisco has been completely abandoned, and is now being bombed by the military. Chicago has also suffered more attacks from 18's demons. Martial law is now in effect across the entire country, a military power structure completely eclipsing any local government at will.

    You dial the number for Walters. It rings and rings and rings. You call again.
    "Hello? Hello?" You can hear shouting and the revving of engines in the background.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/19/10(Wed)00:15 No.9908983
    "Miss me? I'm on my way to help you guys out! Run like hell, babe!"
    >> LowRoller 05/19/10(Wed)00:15 No.9908991
    "Bad time to call?"
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/19/10(Wed)00:16 No.9909007
    "Jacob, its Helen. A friend and I are coming to help out in Atlanta, you still there?"
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:17 No.9909024
    "Jacob, it's Helen. I'm on my way to Atlanta. What's going on down there?"
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:17 No.9909028

    Heard you guys had a bug problem. Good news, I just took up a new career as an exterminator. So far, business is good.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)00:17 No.9909031
    "Is this a bad time? On our way down to help you out. what's the situation?"
    "Bad, all bad. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO UP THERE?! I sent you in there, I assisted you. Tell me you had nothing to do with Blind Falls, so i can try to believe it."
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:17 No.9909046
    I just lost track of this thread and went through the entire 15 pages, certain it had ended while I was away and been pushed aside by that stupid new trap meme, while unsaved on sup/tg/.

    Then I see it here again, and all is well. Fuck, I haven't even read more than the first one and a bit of the 12th one, and I want to read through them all pretty badly because it's clear that StonerDM is fricking fantastic at what he does. I just need the time...
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:18 No.9909056
    "I had something to do with blind falls in that I was just about the only one to rescue a higher up from that hell hole yea"
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:19 No.9909073
    I had nothing to do with the indecent Jacob, a giant Kraken monster pull the island down and killed a lot of the higher ups. I was barely able to escape the place myself.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:19 No.9909080
    "That was... I have no idea what the hell that was. I saved one of the scientists, s_______, and barely made it out alive myself."
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/19/10(Wed)00:20 No.9909084
    "Since when am I an octopus bigger than an island?"
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:20 No.9909086
    except for the part what with the rescuing people and getting hired and paid in artifacts.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/19/10(Wed)00:20 No.9909097
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/19/10(Wed)00:21 No.9909105
    "Blind Falls got attacked by a friggin' Kraken! I'm working with Arkham right now - they are backing me up as I help them clean up this mess. I'm coming in as extra support. See you there! Stay alive!"
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:22 No.9909128
    More importantly whats going on down there? Im on my way to help out and i need a heads up.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:22 No.9909141
    "Oh yeah, they hired me, too. I'm Arkham now."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)00:27 No.9909213
    "Since when am I an octopus the size of an island? I was invovled if you mean i saved probably one of the only surviving brass."
    "...Coming down to help are you?"
    "Right. What's going on down there?"
    "We're getting pounded. There's a whole section of town you can't go in because you'll age to dust in an hour, and 19's wandering around screaming and giving people cancer. I never thought a man-rhino would be the best-case scenario here."
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/19/10(Wed)00:28 No.9909239
    "You're speaking of 88 I take it?"
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/19/10(Wed)00:29 No.9909250
    "Do you have full radiation suits there? Lead armor? Anything of the sort? I brought someone to handle the aging issue, but we'll need to suit up and deal with the screaming radiation man. As for the rhino... he can be dealt with normally."
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:30 No.9909262
    >There's a whole section of town you can't go in because you'll age to dust in an hour
    Makes me wonder how the hell did they keep 62 locked up in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:30 No.9909285
    >>As for the rhino... he can be dealt with normally.

    By which we mean, "Vaporized/Devoured by our magma-hot sentient eldritch blood."

    This is an awesome normal.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:32 No.9909320
    Hm, if we could just get brody to focus, he'd be the answer to both problems. He can't die from radiation or age. We just need to give him good simple instructions he'd naturally follow just from reading them.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:33 No.9909329

    His own handwriting would be a good start.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:34 No.9909341
    88s case seems to be the most straightforward, I say we head there first.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:35 No.9909363
    I think it would be very unwise to assume 62's power wouldn't effect Brody.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:35 No.9909368
    Would be nice to know the safe distance from 19.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)00:36 No.9909380
    "The same."
    "What have you got to deal with 19?"
    "We have some rad-suits, but he'll punch through them if you're up close."

    You take an exit directing you towards Atlanta.
    "What about this age-zone?"
    "You'll know it when you see it."
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:37 No.9909405


    Time to stock up on some 12mm bolts.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/19/10(Wed)00:39 No.9909444
    And the bug problem? Not that I'm exactly in the mood to to fight another giant insect.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/19/10(Wed)00:39 No.9909446
    "Do you have an armor piercing sniper rifle we can borrow?"
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:43 No.9909489
    Does Garfield age?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:45 No.9909516
    If we ever meet Mr. Arkham I'd really love to hear the reason why most of these walking WMDs haven't been shot the moment they were discovered.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:46 No.9909531
    >>walking WMDs
    I think you answered your own question.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)00:47 No.9909542
    "Do you have a large caliber rifle I could borrow?"
    "A couple. We're basically under siege in the facility, the god damn mantis has made this area its hunting ground."
    "Ugh, another bug..."
    "Had a tussle with 96 in Louisville. You guys were a little conservative with that number."
    "I wouldn't know."
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:47 No.9909549
    You can't even shoot the time guy.

    I can only assume Arkham possesses the technology to neutralise him or has an operative immune to his powers. Possibly freezing to absolute zero would do it.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/19/10(Wed)00:51 No.9909599
    "Alright, we will be heading to you first then. That Mantis will be livin' on a wing and a prayer when we come for it."
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:51 No.9909609
    I say we burninate the mantis, send Brody and his trusty springfield at Cap'n gamma, and then brainstorm our way to victory against the walking time anomaly, in that order.

    Gamma rays are EM, not particle radiation, so they won't make either Brody or any of his equipment permanently radioactive. That's the one small consolation about this guy putting out gamma rays. They're nasty shit.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/19/10(Wed)00:52 No.9909627
    And the small fact that if Brody dies, his memory will reset and he will need to be reminded to kill the screaming guy.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:53 No.9909642
    Give him another card.......
    >> LowRoller 05/19/10(Wed)00:54 No.9909652
    That is what handwriting is for. Engrave it in metal if worst comes to worst
    >> LowRoller 05/19/10(Wed)00:54 No.9909662
    We have the technology. We can laminate it!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:54 No.9909663
    With a suit and a rifle, the gamma guy isn't all that. The time guy very much is.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:55 No.9909676

    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:56 No.9909693
    Hey, i just had an awesome thought.

    Dump nuclear waste onto time guy. All of it. If it works, we irradiate him to death. If it doesn't work, we've solved nuclear waste.
    >> LowRoller 05/19/10(Wed)00:57 No.9909710
    Hmm, maybe that's why they kept him around.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:57 No.9909711
    What if neither of them work and we create a scenario wherein there is a giant field of gamma radiation where your suit rots away?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:58 No.9909733

    Even with those things, he's still a big threat to *US*, we'd be dead or completely out of action for weeks if we got too close, suit or no. But Brody doesn't have to worry about the effects of radiation poisoning down the road or anything. Give him an hour and he's healthy as a horse. A horse that hasn't ever been exposed to lethal doses of gamma radiation.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)00:59 No.9909749
    That's not really possible. If time is accelerating, then we'll cut out a huge portion of the half-life.

    Should there be yet another fuckery of physics, then... well, we can go around it. Everyone else can, too. It's not like anyone's going to live in Atlanta for a while.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:01 No.9909786
    I'm not objecting to letting Brody do it, I'm just saying the time guy is clearly the bigger threat.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/19/10(Wed)01:02 No.9909791
    The question is... how are they not dead yet? A man that constantly emits gamma radiation and appears to be suffering from releasing it should have died from pain or the side effects of being that radioactive. A man who speeds up time should have starved to death if all the stuff around him turns to dust..
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:02 No.9909799
    The mantis is attacking our bestest friend though. So we go after that first.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:05 No.9909849
    >we'd be dead or completely out of action for weeks if we got too close
    You forget the 3 heal-all-pills we were given.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:05 No.9909851
    A: Arrive at Atlanta Base.
    B: Kill giant bug thing.
    C: Try to get 88, and maybe 62 on board, 16 has clearly been driven insane by the radiation, so its best if we put him outta his misery.
    D: If 62 wont listen to reason/has been driven mad by his power find a way to kill him too.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)01:05 No.9909853
    "We're heading to you first then. Keep an eye out for the half-a-corvette."
    "Will do."
    You hang up, working your way into the city. The streets seem fairly deserted, though there is the occasional stubborn vehicle. At some point you find a street containing a very clean-cut line of faded paint, beyond which the street lies littered with powdering bones. You turn back, skirting that area carefully.

    Eventually you reach a fenced-in building with barbed wire surrounding. It reads "ATLANTA BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB." Two men in suits are standing at the gate. One of them in Coolbro Broglassesbro.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:05 No.9909860
    Although... I can see the advantages to eliminating Mr. Atomic and then maneuvering the time guy into his area.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:06 No.9909872
    Gamma guy is immune and 62's powers are voluntary, I believe. Granted our DM bro hasn't said gamma guy is immune, but it makes sense considering our pyromaniac couldn't be burned by his own flames.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:06 No.9909873
    Awesome XD
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/19/10(Wed)01:07 No.9909879
    "Hey bro! Remember me, and how I totally lied about who I was? Helen Tanner, 82, pleased to meetcha. Now, would you point me in the direction of the giant bug so I can kill it?"
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:07 No.9909883

    We have infinite blood. Our timelocked friend never ages, and resets his physical state every hour, so he probably hasn't needed to eat since 1918. I'm a stickler for the hard sciences myself, but this is pretty clearly the *wrong* place for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:09 No.9909904
    I got 2 explanations for you buddy.

    >> LowRoller 05/19/10(Wed)01:09 No.9909918
    This man has the right idea.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/19/10(Wed)01:10 No.9909926
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:12 No.9909955
    This. A BILLION times this.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)01:12 No.9909959
    "Hey bro! Remember me, and how I totally lied about who I was? Helen Tanner, 82, pleased to meetcha. Now, would you point me in the direction of the giant bug so I can kill it?"
    Coolbro raises an eyebrow; his face otherwise remains stoically unmoved.
    "Big fucker's laying low at the moment," the other agent says. "You all the backup Arkham sent? Where's the transport out of here? Where's the damn air support?"
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:14 No.9909981

    "they're busy being idiots, I'm all you get"
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/19/10(Wed)01:14 No.9909984
    "There's no transport out of here until we clean up this mess. Once its taken care of, ya'll are being relocated westward I believe. I'd rather not deal with 13 right now if I can help it, so lets work together and try to clean up the eastern seaboard first, mmk? I mean, you guys don't want to be caught in another Miami, right?"
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:14 No.9909988
    They are still trying to get their shit together in Chicago, dealing with both 18's demons and the fact that half the leadership is gone after Blind Falls.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/19/10(Wed)01:15 No.9909991
    "If most of the top brass weren't dead, you might get some support, as it is, they've decided to pull out of the entire southwest region. So either you bail yourselves out, or we take care of things on our own."
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:15 No.9909992
    They are busy killing a giant, psychic, space traveling spider and its brood. Sorry, but we are it.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:15 No.9909994
    Are we crushing on Coolbro here?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:16 No.9910004
    Are there any other unique agents or 'special' equipment here? We need all the help we can get.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:16 No.9910005
    "About half your brass was eaten by a Kraken. The people that are left are busy practicing finding their asses with both hands, so i decided i'd lend a hand. Your bosses gave me some shiny crap and Captain Amnesia, and... well we're it."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)01:18 No.9910039
    "Everyone's running around like chickens with their heads cut off ever since Blind Falls figuratively cut all your heads off. I'm all you get."
    "Well, it'll have to do I guess. Glad you're here. We've got two more men inside and two more patrolling, and that's it, sister."
    A loud crash sounds to one side.
    "Shit! He's coming back around!"

    A car veers into view, followed by the stampeding limbs of the giant praying mantis. Whipping a scythelike arm through the air, it opens the car like a can, the top halves of two suited agents spilling out onto the ground.

    >What do?
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/19/10(Wed)01:18 No.9910044
    >> LowRoller 05/19/10(Wed)01:19 No.9910049
    I don't think so.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:19 No.9910059

    If one of them was Walter, that bug is going to suffer a slow and burning death.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)01:20 No.9910061
    >I would say he's one of the only crushable dudes in this quest, even if he is a one-dimensional pompous bro.
    Bloodquest's characters are not flush with romantic viability, and those that are usually die pretty quick.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:20 No.9910070
    Blood Armor on, start chuckin blood spears at its eyes/mouth/claw joints.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/19/10(Wed)01:21 No.9910083
    RIP AND TEAR THAT BEAST. They are down to 4 guys, dammit! Blood-suitup and get out of the car - lets whip this thing to pieces.

    "I hope you're hungry Garfield - cause I'm friggin' STARVED!"
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:21 No.9910084
    This, we should try to keep range for...obvious reasons.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/19/10(Wed)01:21 No.9910090
    >This does not bode well for Walters. We will die alone and unloved...
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:21 No.9910093
    Go mantis on the mantis. Can we layer the blood to our feat as an accelerant? Like... blood speed skates?
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:21 No.9910097

    Fuck spears, let's blood whip ourselves onto it's back like Indiana Jones, and RIDE THIS BUG LIKE A RENTED MULE.

    Also melt it's head off with a fiery blood lasso.
    >> LowRoller 05/19/10(Wed)01:22 No.9910104
    "Brody, Open fire on the freaky looking bug"
    Time to test out the Bloodspears on something a little smaller.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:22 No.9910111
    I'm sure Garfield can take care of our needs.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)01:22 No.9910117
    Blood surges up your skin, wrapping you tight. You let the blood flood out of your tortured wrists, whipping your arms up and snapping them down, watching your blood crack like a whip after it surges forward several feet. A pair of projectiles shoot off towards the mantis, which is currently biting large pieces off of one of the screaming agents. You don't THINK it's Walters.

    >Roll dice, wheeeeee!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:23 No.9910126

    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:23 No.9910131
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:23 No.9910133
    rolled 86 = 86

    I pray to the dice gods to show me mercy
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:24 No.9910135
    rolled 70 = 70

    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:24 No.9910136
    rolled 10 = 10

    Please let this work. Please.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/19/10(Wed)01:24 No.9910142
    God Dammit.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:24 No.9910143
    rolled 2 = 2


    oh for...
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:24 No.9910147
    Only reason I posted it, bro.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:24 No.9910148
    I've been wondering why some of these posts have no mouse-over mailto

    and some do

    gee I wonder why
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/19/10(Wed)01:24 No.9910150
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:24 No.9910151
    rolled 76 = 76

    Everyone, chill the fuck out. I may or may not have this.

    Unless i forgot how to dice.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:25 No.9910163
    You. Stop Rolling. Now.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:28 No.9910213
    rolled 39 = 39

    they have no dice rollover because they used noko+dice+1d100.

    Or, noko+dice+1d10.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:31 No.9910241
    No kidding, noko'd dice could be d10s or d1000s for all we know.

    I remember someone was rolling d1s instead of d100s Terminator Quest by mistake and if they hadn't spotted it things were going to go HORRIBLY.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:31 No.9910247
    really? I never knew that

    that's pretty retarded that it does that.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:32 No.9910256
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:35 No.9910290
    In the future, we should probably only accept dice rolls where we know what's rolled. but for now, HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S ROCK.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)01:36 No.9910291
    >But wait, no email field, how i know this isn't 1d9 or something
    Your blood splashes onto the creature's spindly body. It steams, hissing as it backs away, scraping the blood off itself. It observes you with empty, compound eyes, its mouth twitching as blood and skin drip from its jaws. Then it charges forward.
    ...and is driven to the side by the gunfire from the other agents. It hisses and clicks wildly, though it is, as promised, bulletproof.
    It surges away from you towards the agents, slapping one to the side and grabbing Coolbro in its jaws. He finally breaks his cool silence, muffled screaming coming from inside the mantis' mouth before the sickening crunch of bone and shower of gibs.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:37 No.9910303
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/19/10(Wed)01:37 No.9910312
    >You dick. And it was someone you yourself liked too.
    "Time to burn, bitch!"
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:37 No.9910314
    And again its MY ROLL that fucks the quest up...... :(
    >> LowRoller 05/19/10(Wed)01:37 No.9910315
    Shit, there goes Coolbro.
    Go for the optics!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:38 No.9910318
    Oh, what.


    You're like that DM that kills every NPC so the players don't bother to make friends anymore.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:38 No.9910319
    rolled 79 = 79

    Blood goes in Mantis Jaw.
    Heat up blood, or Cool down blood, or Make blood explode, or Solidify blood or something.
    Grin like a motherfucker.

    Have a roll.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:38 No.9910323

    NOOO, COOLBRO BROGLASSESBRO. He was a true brofessional. Someone write that man a brobituary.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:40 No.9910333
    rolled 91 = 91

    Autosage in 10, btw.
    Rolling save vs. Autosage
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:40 No.9910335
    rolled 33 = 33

    blood lasso! melt it's head off!
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:40 No.9910338
    rolled 52 = 52

    Am I allowed in this quest even if I can roll numbers above 20? :)
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:41 No.9910347
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:41 No.9910350
    rolled 61 = 61

    Goddamnit let me roll. Have a 95 or something.
    >> LowRoller 05/19/10(Wed)01:42 No.9910356

    Finally, the dice are on our side!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)01:42 No.9910357
    >Lol, foreshadowing

    >Go for the eyes
    You crack off another whip-spear. The mantis turns in time for the blood to sizzle all over one of its eyes. It squeals, dropping the bottom 2/3 of the bro'est of Arkham employees, and waving its arms frantically.
    A whip of blood curls three times around its slender neck, snapping taut. Your right arm strains as you struggle to keep the beast leashed, straining against your burning lash.
    "Hold....still..." you grunt.
    The next blood-spear is a direct hit to the face. The creature thrashes about furiously, kicking a car across the street and stampeding over the uneaten agent. Then finally the whip around its deck gives through and it's upper body snaps apart in three burnt pieces.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:42 No.9910359
    rolled 37 = 37

    Cool story bro but check out my samefagging.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:42 No.9910362
    rolled 29 = 29

    Swing a pseudopod whip around it's neck and swing from it while burninating.
    >> LowRoller 05/19/10(Wed)01:43 No.9910370
    >Down for the count
    "Garfield, chow down!"
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:43 No.9910373
    Mourn Coolbro. HE WAS A TRUE FUCKING BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Then lets go deal with 88. Then we can figure out how the hell to take out the Daemons.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:44 No.9910375
    Fuck yes! now check on survivors.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/19/10(Wed)01:44 No.9910380
    "Gasp... please tell me. this thing. gasp... didn't have babies."
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:44 No.9910381
    Collect all bloods. Every bloods. Mantis bloods, dead person bloods.
    Next target better be Sniper weapons vs. Gamma Ray Guy.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:45 No.9910387
    You realize that we don't need blood, right?
    >> Autosage Autosage 05/19/10(Wed)01:45 No.9910390
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    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:46 No.9910397
    Stonerbro Archive thread ploxes.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)01:46 No.9910400
    "Gasp... please tell me. this thing. gasp... didn't have babies."
    "Not that we know of," the surviving agent pants. "Gatsby by the way."
    "Yeah, hold on a second Gatsby"
    You walk over to the twitching mantis corpse, letting your blood wash over it and consume it, burning even the outer chitin to ashes.
    Coolbro and the two agents that were cleaved in half are very much dead.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:46 No.9910401
    Level up how, then? :S
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:46 No.9910403
    rolled 43 = 43

    By my count that's half of arkham's employees here dead. Let's find Jacob. Hopefully he's not one of them.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:48 No.9910420
    By using our blood for awesome abilities and doing other cool shit with it, while KICKING ASS OFFA BAD ROLLS!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)01:52 No.9910462
    "I'll keep watch out here," Gadsby says. "You head inside and brief the others."
    You enter the Boys and Girls Club.
    It's not a Boys and Girls Club.
    Banks of computers, some broken, others humming quietly, line the walls. Two men are talking in low tones a few rooms into the structure. One of them is Walters. His face perks up as you enter.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:53 No.9910468
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/19/10(Wed)01:53 No.9910475
    "Three men, one mantis down. I really attract the crazies, don't I?"
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:54 No.9910491

    I think we're bad luck. You're a third... No, wait, a quarter... a fifth... You're now a distressingly large percentage of Arkham's manpower in Atlanta. I'm going to go talk down and/or face melt a croc-man.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:54 No.9910492

    "Hey there, Miss me? The mantis is dead, but you probably know more about the others than I do."
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:56 No.9910520
    BONE-MAN. We already killed the croc-man.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)01:59 No.9910547
    i blame this lapse of memory on the traumatic loss of Coolbro Broglassesbro.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)02:00 No.9910556
    "Hey...miss me?"
    "Too busy, not gonna lie." He responds. "What's going on out there?"
    "You're down three agents, and one giant mantis. I'm thinking we punch a hole in 88 next."
    "Shit....yeah, I guess we'd better, though we need to get the hell out of this city is what we really need to do, and sooner rather than later.
    Gadsby enters.
    "All quiet out there; we haven't seen 19 for a few days, so it's about time he came clawing at the doors. Anything from the geiger counters?"
    "Just the standard background stuff. He's around here somewhere, just not very close."
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)02:03 No.9910584
    "Point me in his direction.", you say.

    Also we need a new thread, Stonerbro. This one autosaging HARD.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/10(Wed)02:03 No.9910592
    We may as well tell these guys to leave. What help will they be? Ask about the resources at the station.
    >> LowRoller 05/19/10(Wed)02:09 No.9910660
    What is happening with Brody, just following awkwardly?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/19/10(Wed)02:12 No.9910694
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