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    442 KB Bloodquest 12- What Rough Beasts StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:01 No.9883636  
    "The mouse and cat have joined their hands
    To shield themselves from savage lands."
    -Lebron James

    (most of the later archives are here http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=bloodquest)

    "So, what's the plan?" Fieldson says.
    Brody shuffles nervously in the passenger seat of the Corvette. He notices the laminated card around his neck and reads it, looking at you, then back at the card. This seems to satisfy him.
    You're in the garage of the Chicago Arkham facility, ready to hit the road, with the vaguely-defined objectives of establishing some peace in what is rapidly becoming a chaotic hellhole.

    >What's your plan? I'm sure someone's compiled a list of your equipment; if not, I'll post one presently.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:03 No.9883678
    I'll post the Archive, if you wish.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:04 No.9883705
    It always seems to be a good place to start/get your bearings
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:05 No.9883722
    Currently Known Former Arkham Detainees

    13- Eloise Westchester, host to Entity beyond rational thought. She caused a reality breaking event in Miami that destroyed much of the surrounding area. Prior to capture, was part of powerful Seances in Kansas. Her parents committed suicide after she was taken by Arkham. She has moved to San Fransisco, creating another such event.
    16- "Inheritor of Thule", seems to have mentally manipulative abilities. Was incarcerated by Arkham for a long period of time: Currently Chancellor of Germany
    18- Summoner/ Conjurer of anything he can imagine, usually living creatures, very prideful: Last seen in Chicago, attempting to rob a bank, driven off by Subject 82
    19- Emits Gamma Radiation Constantly: in Atlanta
    20, 21- The Siren, The Gorgon, were kept in sensory deprivation: in Cleveland, which has secceded from the Union
    23- The Razor of Heaven, sword that is removed from physical phenomena, spatially static, can cause delusions and hallucinations if wielded: Currently Wielded by Subject 151
    24- Mad Alchemist, able to alter the atomic structure of anything touched.
    27- Cilian Creed, pyromancer, produces jets or spheres of incredibly hot flame, was found creating the 'Fire of God' at age 14: Arms removed by Subject 82; Assumed Incapacitated, Last seen with Subject 151
    33- The Archivist, able to absorb, retain and analyze information. Seeking information about Miami incident: In Tampa
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:05 No.9883736
    47- Ahmed Hassan- Electrical powers; Fistful'A Loightnan
    50- Gigantic Crocodile-man, consumed 12 steer a day in Arkham: Deceased, killed by Subject 82 in a confrontation on a freeway in Kentucky
    54- Maksim Wade, Technomancer, able to hear electronic signals and manipulate digital data. Cocksure personality. "Worked" for Arkham prior to escape: Deceased, succumbed to injuries sustained in Miami incident, from Subject 13
    62- Old Man, Bends time near him: in Atlanta
    82- Hellen Tanner, minor precog, experimented on in the Key/Gate project, now host to a sentient, carnivorous blood entity that needs to feed on organic matter and produces various amounts of heat. Is able to control own blood for offense and defense. Is the 'failed' result of bonding a psychic with a cosmic entity. Was formerly a car theif, no family.
    88- Phillip Walker, intensely strong, hyper-aggressive bone growth, rather unintelligent: in Atlanta
    96- A Large Spider: In Louisville
    140-145- Superpowered Harlem Globetrotters: In Charleston
    151- Ramiel, Angelic-like being with a large ego, possesses ability to fly rather fast: Last seen near Chicago Arkham Facility
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:06 No.9883746
    Unknown Entities

    "Slender Man"- Shown in Drawings by Subject 13, indicated as connected with Mr. Arkham by Subject 82's hallucinations. Qualities unknown
    Cornfield Entity- Similar in kind to the entity possessing Subject 13, appears as a collection of mist. Can impose its ego on others.
    Shadow Man- Unknown if real, may be a result of Subject 82's paranoid delusions, but apparently able to control shadows.
    Key/Gate Candidates- Three subjects with unknown abilities, all deceased.
    Devon Brody- The Immortal Veteran, unable to be physically altered in any way. Was incarcerated in a mental facility in NY, recovered by Arkham
    Giant Praying Mantis- Bulletproof rips tops off cars: In Atlanta
    Unknown Number of Subjects- Accompanying Subject 16 in Germany. Possibly weak-willed.
    Kraken- Gigantic Octopus-like creature that attacked the Arkham Base at Blind Falls
    Spider Lebron- Hallucination/ Spirit guide of Subject 82. Has the Personality of LeBron James, and the Eight Legs of a Spider.
    Garfield- Cosmic Entity bonded to Subject 82's blood and gives her her sanguinary powers. Gains nourishment from flesh, living or dead, and is hungry about once per 24 hours. Is lazy and cowardly, but is often the voice of reason for Subject 82.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/17/10(Mon)21:06 No.9883749
    I believe our plan was either to engage the Spider that ravaged that town or head down to collect 33. Maybe also look into heading to Atlanta so we can free up the agent resources as well as attempting to keep our other allies safe (those that have been reassigned to deal with Atlanta [forgot his name]).
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:06 No.9883752
    Arkham Personnel

    Jacob Walters- Low-level Arkham employee, has a young daughter, Samantha. Is currently stationed in Atlanta
    Theodore Arkham- Leader of Arkham, enigmatic character, wealthy, described as figurative ghost by Subject 54. Thin, weedy, proud, determined. Very well connected.
    Dr. Okuniewicz- Arkham Researcher, Current lead for the Key/Gate project.
    Dr.(?) Wazowski- Arkham Researcher, has knowledge of Spiritual Containment. Possibly deceased in Blind Falls Incident.
    Dr.(?) Fullerene- Arkham Researcher, has knowledge of Spiritual Containment. Possibly deceased in Blind Falls Incident.
    Dr. McCallister- Arkham Reseracher, Former lead of Key/Gate. Devoured by Subject 82.
    Herschel, Dee, Guyren, Polonius- European Strike Team, have EU military support. Possibly deceased in Blind Falls Incident.
    Babbage- Bald, middle aged man, spoke to Theo Arkham shortly before the Kraken Attacked
    Brian- Orderly, Devoured by Subject 82
    Coolbro broglassesbro- A cool Bro, and Arkham Driver
    Superior Mcsuspicousface- In charge of Walters' Arkham team. Not very nice.
    Bart Fieldson- Agent at Chicago facility
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:07 No.9883768
    Arkham Technology/Anomalous Artifacts

    Multiadaptive Tesla Device- Produces various electromagnetic fields, used to dubious effect to combat entities, may produce other unknown types of energy.
    Spiritual Containment Device- Device that Contains Spirits?
    Hedron- Polyhedron that continually changes shape, number of sides, etc. Attracts/repels/induces entities. 3-4 are known to exist.
    Spirit Shades- Permit the user to see spirits, a carcinogen of unknown potency
    Furher Blade- Letter opener that causes Hitler-Related nightmares
    Lighter of Dreams- Transmutes any smoked substance into potent hallucinogens
    The Handy Handgun- A Beretta 9mm that never runs out of ammunition
    Absorbant Tuning Fork- Qualities unknown, sealed in unbreakable glass
    Super-Tarot- Playing Cards that tell the future.
    88 other unidentifiable carcinogens, including a #2 pencil and a 54-year-old glass of Ovaltine
    15 pieces of furniture that eat people
    Panacea-Instant cure-all pills
    Local Map- Shows the nearby topography
    Water Bottle- Limitless water, produced slowly. Results of consumption unknown.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:07 No.9883773
    We should get Walters out of Atlanta and then get that Archivist from Tampa. Hopefully Brody will keep his cool for the trip.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/17/10(Mon)21:08 No.9883778
    Could we colorcode the ones we killed? Maybe put them in Greentext so its easier to read? I could take a map of the US and paint lines on it to detail the locations of the escapees.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:11 No.9883839
    You remember Brian the orderly, but for the Cowboy Hat of Transparency?
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:12 No.9883857
    50 and 54 are the only dead Subjects, though.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:13 No.9883875
    To be fair, I was really high last night.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:13 No.9883884
    BLOODQUEST FUCK YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:14 No.9883896
    Are you always the same person? Welcome back, at any rate.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:14 No.9883911
    Hey StonerDM! I took a page out of your book and read BQ the other night while trippin balls. It was sweet.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:15 No.9883915
    Speaking of, have we tried on the hat to make sure both the user and hat are transparent, or does the hat remain visible?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:17 No.9883955
    I havent been the one saying BLOODQUEST FUCK YEAR!!!!!! in every thread, but i have been participating since thread 2. Im really enjoying this, probably far more than im actually supposed to.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:18 No.9883985
    Part 12?
    *reads furiously*
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:18 No.9883989

    I can only imagine the guards reaction...
    "Is that a floating hat...?"
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:19 No.9884010
    I think the majority of votes were for collecting 33, and I am personally for that plan. Also seeing if we can recruit non-subject Arkham personnel (IE draft Walters).
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:20 No.9884029
    Do this but kill the giant spider along the way.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:21 No.9884048
    You are my god-damned doppleganger.
    I'm one of the ones who took up saying 'BLOODQUEST FUCK YEAR!' after I saw you post it.
    Part 12. Fucking hell, man. I am so sad I missed 9 through 11 ;_;
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:22 No.9884054
    >The principle here is that in addition to being an engaging narrative (at least, I hope so), by shitting plot threads and mutants everywhere Bloodquest appeals to the human desire to collect/categorize things.

    >Plan seems to be clear out Louisville, collect Walters and try and make some headway in ATL, and then get 33 in Tampa.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:22 No.9884063
    96 is in Louisville, right?
    Where is that? Geography sense is failing.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:23 No.9884092
    I'm for this, but in the order of Walters > 33 > spider.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:23 No.9884094
    I am for this plan.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:24 No.9884101
    I lulz'd so hard at this. Also yeah Stonerbro is THAT badass awesome, he gets a thread EVERYNIGHT, two if we move the plot along far enough, which is actually contribuan to teh thread count.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:24 No.9884111
    I like this order.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:25 No.9884118
    The fuck are they happening?
    I have waited up till, like, 3AM and not seen anything.
    Ctrl+F 'Bloodquest' and F5ing for hours.
    God damn man. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:25 No.9884122
    Louisville, Kentucky.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:26 No.9884133
    "I think we're going to deal with your bug problem in Kentucky, then try to get some of your people clear of Atlanta before we track down the Archivist."
    "That sounds solid," Fieldson responds. "I gotta go stem the tide around here, but good luck." he pats you on the shoulder, and waves as you drive out of the garage.

    "So wait," Brody says, reading his index card again. "What are we saving the world from?"

    "You're SURE it's a good idea to bring him?" Garfield asks.

    >The Cowboy Hat is transparent as well as the wearer; the hat is only transparent while being worn.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:26 No.9884134
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    Here's a map. It's convoluted, but look for green dots. My vote's for Louisville first. Then Atlanta. Then Tampa. Then (if not Miama to view the damage) Charleston. Then Cleveland.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:26 No.9884141
    The threads autosage quickly sometimes, did you look on all pages or just the front page?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:27 No.9884172
    Just front, mostly.
    I'll start looking at all of them.

    I'm gonna go read the rest of the parts now. Might pop in here and toss around some thoughts, but yeah.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:27 No.9884173
    Sometimes, hell half the time we move so goddamn fast that they start auto-saging within an hour. THATS how awesome Bloodquest is.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:28 No.9884191
    >Am I questing TOO much? There seem to be a lot of people missing episodes, hardcore followers like AA notwithstanding.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:30 No.9884216
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    >Bloodquest is awesome
    >Bloodquest is awesome
    >Bloodquest is awesome

    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:31 No.9884232
    Is there such a thing as too much quest?
    I'm sad that I have missed quests. I am not pissed off.
    This means you have done something right.

    And really, I was looking for 3 days, there are about 3 quests. Seems right.

    I'd enjoy it if there was a more set timeframe, 'like always start at 9' or some such, but considering we are on the internet I doubt that's likely.

    Quest on, quest on. I'm out for a bit.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:31 No.9884235
    Does Brody have a subject number?
    I mean, its not like I have some all encompassing need to categorize, or anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:31 No.9884241
    We're going to pick up more people than can accompany us - I for one don't want to let The Archivist go his own way, I'd prefer he come with us. Is there a base or holdout we know of?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:31 No.9884249
    Dude its pretty much always been starting at 9 PM EST. /This is like from thread 4.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:32 No.9884261
    Usually between 9-10pm EST
    Or 6-7pm PST for me.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:33 No.9884268
    >Brody was originally going to be 28, but I'm going to put him at 41, if only because he's fairly docile/easily confused.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:34 No.9884286
    This thread is too meta. Less talking about Bloodquest and more bloodquesting.

    If spiderslaying is the will of the people, then so be it, but I'd still rather get 33 first.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:34 No.9884296
    Atlanta has a base of operations, but there's a massive amount of subjects there. Sounds like a good place to resupply on the way to Tampa.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:34 No.9884302
    Its not like we cant do both.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:35 No.9884315
    I guess I'd prefer somewhere unknown. Hopefully The Archivist is friendly, this is exactly the kind of thing he could help with. I don't know if he'll be focused sage or information overload - let's find out!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:36 No.9884331
    "Things are going to be hard enough without my own blood second-guessing me," you say.
    "You're right, you're right, I'm sorry," Garfield says.
    "Wait, what?" Brody asks, confused.
    As you explain information that Devon will forget by lunch, the highway rolls on underneath you; headed south on 65;

    >We need to decide if you're going to Louisville or not; looking at that super-helpful roadmap, it actually sort of seems to be on your way
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:36 No.9884335
    I think we're going for 33, but we'll be passing by the other places, so we might as well.
    Do we have any documentation on the items we've recieved?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:36 No.9884340
    If it's on the way to Tampa, stop. If not, to Tampa.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:37 No.9884350
    -"Cowboy Hat of Transparency"
    -"Panacea, 3x"
    -"Springfield Rifle" (NOTE: MUNDANE)
    -"Local Map"
    -"Water Bottle" (NOTE: NOT TESTED ON HUMANS)

    That was the most recent update to you equipment
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:39 No.9884386
    I vote Louisville->Atlanta->Tampa.
    Did the files we got from 54's computer include a way to contact 33?
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)21:39 No.9884389
    Yay! I'm helping again... and I'm putting my name back on.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)21:39 No.9884397
    if its on the way, hit it on the way out there, if its too hot to handle, we can move out to the next objective.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:40 No.9884405
    Hell both of them are on the way to Tampa, so we need to
    A: Kill giant spider.
    B: Salvage Atlanta
    C: Find Archivist.

    In this order.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:40 No.9884407
    springfield to brody, btw
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:41 No.9884425
    Wait, why are we going to Atlanta?
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)21:41 No.9884428
    I agree with that order, also want to know about that question, if not we might want to, cross refrence it with Arkham, or better yet, barganing chip for 33.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:41 No.9884430

    We can also set up an IRC channel so that stragglers can follow along even though they can't find it.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)21:42 No.9884451
    Arkham agents are pinned down there without supplys, our aid could save them, net us agency support and the knowladge of those we saved that we care about them even if command does not.
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)21:42 No.9884459
    I think it would be wise to hand the hard drive over to 33. He might make better sense out of it, and maybe find some stuff we've missed. But that's not until later.
    Looks like we're going to Kentucky (Home of Godzilla).
    Also, I've said "Blood Quest Fuck Yeah!" in a couple of those threads.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:43 No.9884468
    Are they pinned down by the radiation thing? That could be troublesome...
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:44 No.9884498

    >Headed to Kentucky

    The sun climbs higher; the weather seems clear today, which is good. Brody becomes extremely confused several times during the morning; he seems to reset all at once, rather than a gradual loss of new information, like he moves forward before being snapped back to a static point like an elastic.

    There is a police roadblock on the highway, with instructions to detour around Louisville. A haughty-looking officer wiggles his finger to instruct you to roll down your window as you approach.
    "You'd best get yourself along, little lady. Nobody's gettin' into Louisville, not that you'd want to."
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)21:46 No.9884531
    pull out ID
    "Mary Sue Perigold," motion to brody "PFC Brody, we have Arkham clearance. You know anything we dont?"
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:46 No.9884532
    "I'm a pest exterminator"
    Brody ="We're pest exterminators"
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:46 No.9884533
    >net us agency support and the knowladge of those we saved that we care about them even if command does not.

    I like the way you think. This will be the Tanner Agency by the time we're done
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/17/10(Mon)21:47 No.9884547
    "I'm here to clean up this little mess."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:47 No.9884549
    >Sidenote: You have no current information for contacting 33, other than that he was at some point broadcasting on the radio near Tampa

    >Side-sidenote: I love the shit out of the subtitle for tonight. If Bloodquest were its own rpg/campaign setting, I would name it What Rough Beasts
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)21:47 No.9884553
    (Don't forget to partake of delicious ADVENTURE FUEL)
    Produce badge. "It's okay. I'm THE MAN."
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)21:49 No.9884573
    speaking of, what name IS on our ID with Arkham?
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:49 No.9884581
    Hellen Tanner, I would presume.
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)21:51 No.9884601
    Since we're doing this legit, and Dr. Oak-in-EV-ich knows who we are, it's Hellen Tanner.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)21:51 No.9884610
    editing that to
    pull out ID
    "Hellen Tanner," motion to brody "PFC Brody, Arkham pest control."Pause for effect "You know anything we dont?"
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:52 No.9884611
    >It's Helen Tanner.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:53 No.9884637
    Is it supposed to be a Yates reference? I don't follow your quest, I just noticed this post. The second verse of that poem is indeed fantastic.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)21:56 No.9884695
    >lol, I've been writing it wrong this whole time.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)21:57 No.9884712
    I'm going to make a techno album and call it "What Rough Beats"
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)21:58 No.9884735
    You produce your Arkham badge, shoving it gleefully in the officer's face.
    "Helen Tanner. We're Arkham's exterminators, here to clean up the mess."
    "We're exterminators?" Brody murmurs, quizzical.
    "You know anything we don't?"
    The officer adjusts his hat, handing the badge back to you and avoiding eye contact.
    "We're just, uh, keepin' people out," he says, scuffing his feet.
    "Well keep it up, but first get this roadblock out of my way."
    He motions to a few other officers, taking off his hat and scratching his head.
    "Hey, uh...good luck in there..."
    You give him a deadeye for a few moments.
    "...yeah, thanks."
    You leave him with his hands on his hips, watching you drive down the highway towards the unknown disaster of Louisville.

    Fuck yeah, Yeats!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)22:00 No.9884771
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    That's as awesome as pic related
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)22:00 No.9884780
    I'm going to make a children's story about a domestically abusive dog called "What Ruff Beats"

    Heh. We're in badass mode right now.
    Keep an eye out for webs, drive slowly.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)22:01 No.9884788
    Have you read Leda and the Swan? It seems appropriate for the quest - certainly it can be interpreted as related.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)22:02 No.9884810
    "Brody, write this down for yourself. We clean up the messes others can not, we exterminate pests like 18 because they dont want to play nice. Its a bloody job, but someone has to do it."
    might be a good idea to ask Garfiled how hes doing, stop for a break and test that water bottle on Brody. As amoral as it sounds, he can get back up from it, we cant. Also make sure he is carrying ammo for that M4-A1.
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)22:03 No.9884829
    Call Fieldson. "What kind of spider am I looking for? I got giant down, but are we talking tarantula, jumping, trapdoor...?"
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)22:04 No.9884846
    Cue a big fucking spider crashing on the roof, no doubt. We probably don't want to get close to this thing.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)22:04 No.9884852
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    oh, good idea!

    all we know is that it spins webs. (Oh god plese let it not be this...)
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)22:06 No.9884886
    It probably already knows we're there, as we're the only obvious prey in the vicinity.
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)22:09 No.9884965
    Also: I hope Spider Lebron doesn't take offense to this excursion.
    Also also: I hope it's Spider Lebron, who telepathically contacted us in our hallucinogenic state and is prepared to join forces... FUCK YEAR!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)22:10 No.9884975
    >Brody has no idea who 18 is
    >Brody has no idea what an M4A1 is
    >Brody has no idea where he is right now
    >Brody is, like, seriously so high right.

    You dial the number Fieldson gave you to contact him (I did mention that right? >_>).
    "I'm almost in Louisville. what sort of spider am i looking for anyway?"
    "A fuckin' big one," he responds. "Probably most like a black widow, but 96 isn't just a big spider, it's a separate species altogether. You've been given a few gas grenades for the M4, they should help."
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)22:11 No.9884998
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)22:11 No.9885000
    Right. They probably mean the Springfield, we should give him that.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)22:14 No.9885051
    "Fuck the M4, I'm a god damned superhero."

    Drive, bitches, drive.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)22:15 No.9885079
    bloody feth I dislike it when I screw things like that up.

    StonerDM is back on his meds again, YAY!>>9884975
    "Well how big, Person size? Car Size? House? Anything I should watchout for like acid blood and it only coming out at night... mostly at night?"

    "Brody heres the situation, you and I are going into town to deal with a spider problem, a really big spider problem, as in bring your rifle big."
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)22:16 No.9885098
    Hope Brody's training covers anything LIKE a Springfield. Tell him to load it and keep it ready. We can't drive and shoot at the same time... okay, we could, but Brody needs something to do, and the first moment he sees a giant spider, he's gonna shoot it. And then he'll see the giant spider for the first time again, in which case, we should tell him to reload.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)22:23 No.9885242
    You motion to the back seat.
    "Private, there's a Springfield back there, I trust you remember how to shoot one."
    "Yes, uh..." Brody seems momentarily lost. You grab the card around his neck and wave it in his face.
    "Uh...Ma'am! Yes ma'am!" He grabs the rifle, inspecting and loading it with an expert hand.
    "At least he remembers something," Garfield remarks. "I hope we find that spider soon; I'm getting hungry."

    You pull off the highway, slowly descending into the city proper. Immediately you are struck with the degree to which it is deserted; the only people left here are corpses. Thick strands of cobwebs are strung between the buildings, between cars, powerlines; everywhere.
    "Stay sharp," Garfield warns.
    "Don't worry so much," you rejoinder.

    "Who walks? Who speaks? What morsels cross my threshold?" The voice sounds in your head; it's like Garfield, but the voice is completely different; there is a slight roll to the R's.

    "Ma'am, did you hear something?" Brody asks.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)22:26 No.9885289
    "Bringer of blood, bearer of death. Do I come for you, or your words?"

    Best not to initiate combat just yet.
    /tg/dice and all.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)22:30 No.9885381
    Bluff his ass. We need to get into a position where i aint gotta post the /tg/ dice pic......again.
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)22:31 No.9885392
    Brody WILL freak when we put our game face on... Oh, well.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)22:31 No.9885394
    "Yes, lets see if we can talk it out before we start a battle."
    reply to whatevers contacting us:"We are the ones abandonded when Arkham stopped trying to find the key to the gate. WE dont really want to fight if your willing to talk, but Blood calls out for Blood."
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)22:32 No.9885414
    "Number 96? I can't see you..."
    "Come out, come out and let me see you!"

    Sing song the entire thing
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/17/10(Mon)22:33 No.9885433
    A psychic spider. Lovely.

    "I've come to rip your webs and tear your legs off for what you've done here, 96."
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)22:34 No.9885447
    We're a little spicy for you.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)22:34 No.9885452
    "We are the ones abandonded when Arkham stopped trying to find the key to the gate. WE dont really want to fight if your willing to talk, but Blood calls out for Blood."

    Brody remains silent, having no words for the situation. He shifts uncomfortably in the seat.
    "I cant hear anything..." Garfield says, confused.

    "More dogs from dark holes, come to shut us up and study, study, study, yes." The voice is gravelly deep, ancient; it sounds male, but what does that mean?
    "We were taken once, stolen away from forests. Now we build again in their forests of steel, and sap their twitching puppets dry."
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)22:35 No.9885461
    lets see if we cant coax it out into the open where we can use our ranged advantage first before we start the epic taunting a "in the name of the dead" speeches.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)22:36 No.9885489
    Have the Panacea handy. I don't want to think about what venom a giant psychic spider could have.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)22:37 No.9885493
    right. mine it for any more info we can get, then start trying to get it out here where Brody can support us, use the 9mm to convence it we are a mundane agent until it gets too close, then let the cat out of the bag. thats my advice.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)22:38 No.9885523
    "No dogs, no flies. Bees that sting, and things that sing. Not study; talk. Learn. Understand. Help."
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)22:38 No.9885529
    "I have no intention of studying you. But I would like to meet. Perhaps we can talk about getting you back to your forest, but what has been done here will have to change, one way or another."
    To Brody. "Focus, private." Point to card.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)22:40 No.9885555
    Does anyone else find this reminiscent of LOTR and Shelob?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)22:42 No.9885596

    It's a giant spider. We could be on Io, battling it through the remains of a hab-unit and it would still be reminiscent of LOTR.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)22:42 No.9885600
    hum this aloud ironicly.
    then this, keep a hand on the 9mm, and blood armor under the clothes.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)22:46 No.9885651
    "Focus, private," you say, pointing to Brody's card. Your car cruises deeper into the eerie, silent stand of buildings, webbing strung between them like great washlines. You can see several birds caught fast in the strands, some still flapping weakly.

    "Look, 96? Maybe we can get you back to your forest, but you'll have to stop eating the citizenry. I have no intention of studying you, I just want to understand what you're doing here?"

    "Dogs, fleas, worms, biting gnats and burning wasps! We stood the torment of your feeble hearts until we lost the count of days, and again, and again, until we lost the count of our loss. Yet never did we let them hear our voice, until we were free to walk and feed beneath the stars once more. Who could possibly treat with us? What meager offer have you brought, if not another cell?"
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)22:49 No.9885730
    "Only the things you want. A chance to be free and unbothered by men. There are places on this world where men yet venture only tenatively, and given what is going on, even those few will be busy for decades or centurys to come. Now are you willing to negotiate in good faith, or have we come down to a 'whos fanges are larger' contest?"
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)22:51 No.9885759
    "Brotherhood. Sisterhood. What they did to you they did to me a thousandfold. They took another and put him inside me, inside my head. I hear him as I hear you. He eats through me, lives though me. A companion now, but one we did not ask for. One they put here. One that burns our flesh and our skin and our bones. You are free, mighty king, but we shall never be."

    tl;dr they fucked with us too, can we be BFFs?
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)22:52 No.9885781
    "I was in one of those cells myself. I understand the hesitation of cooperation, if not the vast experience of the ages you possess. If there can be any negotiation between you and I, let it be now."
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)22:54 No.9885828
    nice. were being a little hammy, but hell, if the giant spider talked elisabethan english in iambic pantamiter, it would be a good idea to do that.

    I also like how you guys are avoiding what Garfield can do, while playing up the downsides.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)22:56 No.9885861
    That's how I prefer to talk. ;_;
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)22:56 No.9885873
    "I could offer you a chance to be free. There are places where you would not be bothered, places where almost no one lives. I was in one of those cells myself, they did me irreparable harm, so I can relate to your frustration."

    "Then join in, watchdog, assassin, slave. You offer me peace, sanctuary, as though they are yours to give. Gone from my mind are the days of peace. We spin our webs, and catch out prey, and drink away those who kept us in darkness and silence."
    "These puppets have all had their strings cut. Where should I turn my gaze now? You have many hives."
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)22:58 No.9885909
    Well this is going nowhere.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)23:00 No.9885959
    "Right. Well then, come and get me, if you're so badass"
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)23:01 No.9885965
    shit. it said "we" that means either A: its a species B:its refering to itself as a species C: it can convert others or D: IT LAYS EGGS.

    Its clearly not willing to work with us, and it is not going to stop killing humans.

    Exausted sigh."Then if there is to be no peace between us, if you will not distinguish between the guilty and the innocent... so long as you live, there can be no peace. If you truely belive you can do what not even 13 could... STAND AND FACE ME, YOU COWARD!"
    that ought to get it out and fighting us.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)23:02 No.9885982
    "You spin your webs to catch the flies, but what about when the wasps come? Will you run and spin more nests? Or stay, and let them eat you? I go to the wasps' nest, stir the hive, slay the queen. I step forward, and you sit and wait. Will you sit for me, or for yourself alone?"
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)23:02 No.9885993
    "There are immense forests, untouched by the humans and their hives. You could start anew in one of them."
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)23:03 No.9886012
    "Are you driven by the need to feed, or is this vengeance? You reap no vindication through those you have slaughtered; to the point, most of those you would punish are already dead by the hands of others. If you wish to continue this senseless slaughter, I must place myself in your way. But if you wish to feed AND dispense your fury to those who would deny you peace of mind, I know of such a place."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)23:10 No.9886171
    "Then if there is to be no peace between us, if you will not distinguish between the guilty and the innocent... so long as you live, there can be no peace."

    "So it goes. Then let us bury peace in the cold earth, and read it a eulogy of the flesh of men."

    "You spin your webs to catch the flies, but what about when the wasps come? Will you run and spin more nests? Or stay, and let them eat you? I go to the wasps' nest, stir the hive, slay the queen. I step forward, and you sit and wait."

    "And wait, and watch the sharpening dark close in around your necks. Yes, we know we are not the only strangler, the only devourer. But we are not so desperate or afraid as to cast in our lot with the filth, the oppressor, the crawling ants that fashion themselves steel cages and glass thrones and call themselves gods."
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)23:11 No.9886191
    Aw, dammit.
    Sorry, spirit guide. We tried.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)23:13 No.9886244
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    >It's cool little man.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)23:14 No.9886285
    "What is a god but a man who takes his life into his own hands? Today, I take yours."

    "Brody, if you see that thing, shoot it. Shoot it dead."
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)23:17 No.9886337
    >Then let us bury peace in the cold earth, and read it a eulogy of the flesh of men.


    Right, we need to get to a place with unobstructed line of sight, a flat park, football field, tennis corts, hell even an intersection. Then load up back to back with Brody, and put this thing into its final web.

    "Brody, when you see it, shoot it, I trust you to watch my back soldier, trust me to watch yours."
    Whisper so Brody cant hear
    "Garfield, you ever taste lobster? Because spiders are the same family of creature."
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)23:18 No.9886365
    Tell Brody to stay in the car. Get out and give it a target.
    Can we put spikes on our blood lashes? Use that for climbing? And are our blood lashes elastic in any way? Maybe to launch ourselves all over and climb around? We don't want to be where the webs are.
    If we implement Garfield, do so without Brody watching. We don't need him thinking we're a Bad Thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)23:24 No.9886479
    >split up
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)23:24 No.9886485
    Get out, bring grenade launcher.
    What types of grenades do we have?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)23:25 No.9886492
    "Brody, if you see this thing, shoot it; watch my back."
    "Yes, ma'am. See what thing?"
    "...a giant spider, private."
    "Yes, ma'am."

    You park the car in an abandoned intersection. A car nearby is spun up with silk; in between the strands you can see the drained husks of bodies stuffed inside.

    "Where do worms wander in our webs? I hear your machines rumbling at my door, and I feel your pathetic pair of feet plodding upon my ground."
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)23:25 No.9886499
    I suspect our best combat tactic once we reach melee with it (depending on scale) is to go all god of war on it, latch on, get on the back, wrap our lashes around its abdomen, and then heat to about Beam Saber temperature.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)23:26 No.9886539
    >my ground
    gah, i keep forgetting to use plurals.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)23:27 No.9886549
    So, roll a 100? Sounds good!

    In a related note, I'd say stay close to Brody. He's gonna forget or shoot us or something. I do NOT like that idea.

    "The worm wanders into your web, while you watch, wait, wonder. This worm is special, though. This worm is a spider, too."
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)23:28 No.9886567
    But the weeds gives you the AWESOME of half of your ideas in Bloodquest Stonerbro. :(
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)23:30 No.9886599
    "The worm wanders into your web, while you watch, wait, wonder. This worm is special, though. This worm is a spider, too."

    "We wonder only why you came. Perhaps your slavedrivers have brought you as a sacrifice."
    "A spider? pah! Perhaps you are one of the infinitessimal billions that scurry in your walls, the pinheads and needlepoints, the voiceless."
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)23:30 No.9886601
    "I hunt, you hunt, red hunt, blue hunt, Death on red wings comes for you hunt..."
    "Are we going to chat, or are you going to back up all your boasting?"

    Might be a good idea to see how sticky/heat resistant the webs are. Load up with the grenade launcher and infinite 9mm, see if conventional engagement will stop it.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)23:33 No.9886658
    "Perhaps. Do you intend to find out?"

    Shit, son. Bloodwhip that web.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/17/10(Mon)23:33 No.9886660
    "My voice will scream bloody fury to the heavens until it is satisfied. However, I have thrown my lot in with those that you devour - blood cries out for more blood, the lifeblood of those you have drank must be avenged.

    Come, Grendel. I am your Beowulf."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)23:34 No.9886680
    You have some gas grenades (probably some sort of tear gas) and a few frags as well.

    "I hunt, you hunt, red hunt, blue hunt, Death on red wings comes for you hunt..."
    "Are we going to chat, or are you going to back up all your boasting?"

    "We do not boast; we have no frail psyches that we must whisper to. Never have we had to reassure ourselves in the dark. It is the hive-maggots that must plump themselves up, and murmur lies to cloud the glare of failure."
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/17/10(Mon)23:35 No.9886703
    Do we have any incendiaries? This place is empty of life - lets start a fire to drive out the squirming insects.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)23:35 No.9886708
    "I am heaing a lot of talk, and not seeing a lot of actual power here. Step up or step out."
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)23:35 No.9886709
    "Voiceless? Hah! We are of two voices. The thinking voice and the feeding voice. Two are greater than one, yet one of us is far more than you"
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)23:36 No.9886716
    "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

    Test bloodwhip on web.
    Hope it's not SUPA WEB.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)23:36 No.9886720
    Search city for giant spider lair.....
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/17/10(Mon)23:37 No.9886734
    >BRB, making myself some god damn mac'n'cheese. Also i fell in love with 96 the second i started typing its first line of dialogue. I dont know if i could bear it if you killed it >_>
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)23:37 No.9886737
    Garfield IS an incenderiy, head to a gas station, set pump on unlimited, fill streets with gas, state one liner, light er up.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/17/10(Mon)23:39 No.9886781
    >Well, good luck, because I'm willing to burn down the entire city to kill it and whatever brood it may have.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/17/10(Mon)23:41 No.9886800
    Its going to take a long time for gas to cover that much area. We should find some empty tanks and fill them up with gas to carry - make some Molotovs or something.

    Unfortunately you put us on a collision course with it. This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets a chitinous and squish-able object.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)23:41 No.9886810
    We already tried our best to talk reason to it, it wants war.....therefore IT SHALL HAVE WAR DOWN TO ITS LAST BREATH SHALL IT HAVE THE WAR IT SO DESPERATELY CRAVES.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)23:41 No.9886812
    rolled 81 = 81

    Rawlin to for luck with rawlz.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)23:42 No.9886822
    well we dont WANT to kill it, but its not leaving us a choise. DAMN IT MAN, WE TRYED, WE TRYED REALLLY, REALLY HARD!

    now we are being force to consume it because it refuses.

    "Brody, this is a city of the dead, lets find a gas station, and light the place up. Besides, we're getting hungry."
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)23:46 No.9886876
    >still want to try this:
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)23:48 No.9886922
    even if we turn it on Arkham, we will eventually have to come info conflict. We wish to preserve humanity, it wants to obliterate us from the earth.
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)23:53 No.9886999
    I was saying get it to Atlanta and fight a giant praying mantis.
    >inb4 HELL YEAH
    >> Anonymous 05/17/10(Mon)23:54 No.9887011
    Sorry dude but we gotta fight the poor bastard at this point.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)23:55 No.9887032
    look, its going to figure out the "Cannon Fodder" plan immediately. Its xty thousands of years old most likely, its seen that before. We need to frag it and move on at this point. As much as Spider Vs Mantis would be awesome to watch, I dont think we can pull it off.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/17/10(Mon)23:55 No.9887034
    Hrm... what if we could entice it to eliminate the others in that city... or simply kill itself in a monster mash...
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/17/10(Mon)23:57 No.9887078
    if 96 is like most spiders, its sensing us via the webs, if it is sensing us via the webs, then it might be possible for Garfield to sense it the same way. (not saying likely, but it has VERY fine sense and control)
    >> BausBrofist 05/17/10(Mon)23:59 No.9887099
    Before I head to work, a little information:
    >Apparently, the mantis in flight will drastically change its flight pattern (often hurling to the ground in a spiral) when the mantis hears certain frequencies of sound.
    File that little nugget for later.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)00:01 No.9887134
    now that song is playing in my head. Thanks for the amusing soundtrack to the ery image in my head of a town filled with webs, 82 and Brody looking around trying to find 93.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)00:11 No.9887275
    We could just start lighting ends of the webs.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)00:12 No.9887286
    ...With the hallucinogen lighter.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)00:13 No.9887310
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)00:14 No.9887319
    That has an intense potential for incapacitating us and our man Brody while signaling where we are to the Spider. I don't think Lebron would approve.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)00:15 No.9887338
    as long as the webs burn, and we can keep ourselves and brody out of the fumes, that would work. Hell, get 93 high, then kill it would work, but given that we are going to consume it, might be a bad idea...
    >> BausBrofist 05/18/10(Tue)00:17 No.9887358
    "Wha- what the devil is that?!"
    "For the twenty-fifth time, I'm Spider Lebron, you dense honky!"
    Okay, gotta go.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)00:20 No.9887400
    Stonerbro where are you? We need YOU!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)00:21 No.9887421
    rolled 57 = 57

    I like the idea of lighting the web with the trippy-lighter. And then running like fuck and keeping all fumes away from us. Potentially driving off into the sunset, onto our next location.

    If we wanna end this here, though, we should really just end it here.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)00:22 No.9887443
    Sonofabitch took out my noko and replaced it with dice.

    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)00:25 No.9887488
    OMG Bloodquest YES
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)00:30 No.9887563
    He got the munchies.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)00:31 No.9887571
    Shit this could take a while then. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)00:34 No.9887613
    I'm gettin' em too. >_>
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)00:41 No.9887717
    I am reminded of the Weavers.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)00:43 No.9887739
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    lets pray the scale of 93 is not as this picture. Or this is going to give us a chance to say.
    "Were going to need bigger guns." before going all shadow of the colisis on it.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)00:47 No.9887805
    Btws, Its 96.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)00:50 No.9887852
    Fine motor control... could we send Garfield onto the skyscrapers to look for Spidey? By a reallly fine line?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)00:50 No.9887856
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    Do we wanna archive this in case it dies before stonerbro comes back?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)00:54 No.9887911
    >Holy shit that was DELICIOUS. Also holy shit that took FOREVER.

    Brain brimming with ideas, you move the car to a nearby gas station. Grabbing a few tanks from inside, you fill them up and stick them in the backseat, then set to dousing the parking lot and the station itself.
    Extruding a whip of blood, you send it lashing heatedly through a nearby strand of webbing. It tears through it, leaving the singed strands to dangle in the mild breeze.

    "Good." you say to yourself. "Time to smoke you out."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)00:54 No.9887929
    >you guys are seriously overestimating/misunderstanding what "fine motor control" means
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)00:55 No.9887941
    FUCK YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)00:56 No.9887955
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    better to do so and not have needed it.
    another thing 96 could look like.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)00:58 No.9887981
    figuring it means things like the lockpicking we did for a car earlyer.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)00:58 No.9887992
    With the lighter! Use the lighter!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)01:02 No.9888045
    You pull out the faded yellow lighter, hoping "things smoked with this lighter" also generally means "the fumes of things burnt with this lighter."

    "Have a nice trip," you quip, lighting the edge of the gas pool and swiftly moving away.

    "What's this?" there is deep grating laughter in your mind. "Toys from vaults clawed hastily out of the earth? Flames to lick our feet? We are speedier than flames, craftier than your flickering lights."
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:05 No.9888109
    How good are you at TRIPPING BALLS, BITCH?
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)01:06 No.9888140
    "Then suck it up and fight, or has your kind always hidden in the dark from a meer pair of ours?"
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)01:12 No.9888237
    "So eager to feel my kiss? But we will not be goaded into error by your nettles. Burn your hive to the ground, and sleep soundly, and wait for the day you hear the cries of your kin as they are sucked dry."
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:12 No.9888239
    "We'll see bitch........"
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:17 No.9888319
    "Like you will get that chance you fool............", you say as you start running for any sort of air filtration system you see within your range of sight.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:17 No.9888329
    Drive away?
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)01:18 No.9888335
    "Typical, all this talk, and what have you accomplished. Your entire existence seems to be a mathematical error, meaningless in the march of history. When humanity goes to the stars, we will have made a diffrence. Flee then, run in terror like the feeble maggot you are. Know that werever you run, wherever you hide, you will be found, and you will die. Or maby death is too good for you, maby we will just have you locked back into a dark cell so small you cant move until the sun burns out."

    "Come on Brody, Shelob here cant find the guts to back up its retorich."
    Get in the damn car, head outside of town, call in what happened, have them try and track the bastard, move the feth on, we have an archivist to meet.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:18 No.9888351
    No we need to stick around and wait for him to surface due to the smoke mind-fucking him. And then we kill him......
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)01:23 No.9888419
    You get back in the car, driving away from the flames.

    The thunder in your head is booming.
    "When we descended from the cold void to plant our legs on the earth, it was an achievement, and you would think yourselves mighty if you could only crawl up into the cold black? Such is the face of ignorance."
    The fires behind you are beginning to spread to nearby buildings as the gas tanks themselves begin to burn.

    >Roll a d100, LAWL
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)01:24 No.9888429
    he might be in the sewers, but most likely 96 skipped town on us. if it does not try and kill us on the way out, we arent running it down here and now.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:25 No.9888443
    SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:26 No.9888451
    rolled 17 = 17

    Dice don't fail me now!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:26 No.9888463
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    GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:26 No.9888468
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    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:26 No.9888469
    Giant Spider from Space?

    Okay we need a one-liner, B-Movie tradition demands it.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)01:28 No.9888498
    "well if your from space, I am sure you dont mind the heat."
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:30 No.9888539
    rolled 45 = 45

    Please please please
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:31 No.9888543
    "You may be from space, but I bet you still need to breathe. Have a nice trip, Alice."
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)01:33 No.9888567
    >tee hee
    >precog: FAILURE

    A loud thump is heard. Brody clutches his helmet frantically as you swerve.
    "Jesus Shit!" Garfield shouts inside your head.

    You can't see what's on the hood of your car, but you could guess that it probably looks like the pair of purple-bodied spiders that have landed on the street near your speeding car, scuttling alongside you horrifically, no doubt dropped from the slowly-burning webs. Legspan included, they're about the size of your car, but their actual bodies are only roughly the size of a fat human being.

    >What do?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:34 No.9888583
    Blood armor on NOW
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)01:35 No.9888608
    "Brody, shoot anything with more then 2 legs!"
    Activate Blood Armor, drive clear of flames, then start shooting the bastards.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)01:36 No.9888623
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    Fixed that for you
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)01:37 No.9888644
    Archive generated.

    the radius of the explosion from a gas station (for lethal pressure wave/heat) ought to be less then 180 yards, we need to be clear (and on the right side of the car) by then.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:37 No.9888647
    Oh god this is too true.......... ;_;
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:38 No.9888666
    rolled 28 = 28

    Oh, ya know. The usual.
    Blood armor, shout commands to allies, drive frantically, and potentially blood whips.

    BTW, this roll is a test roll. If it rolls at all.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:39 No.9888675
    Just plz.....stop rolling.........plz.....
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)01:41 No.9888714
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    >I don't get to write tonight's archive desc.
    >96 is misnumbered in the archive description
    >my face
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:42 No.9888732
    You know i find it TRULY INSANE that for being such considerable psychics, we cant see ANYTHING coming when we need to or hell even WANT too.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)01:42 No.9888742
    sorry, didn't want the thread to 404. Suppose I might be able to remove it somehow...
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)01:42 No.9888756
    precognition was listed as minor.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:44 No.9888782
    I said 'twas a test roll, calm yourself.
    Now I know noko+roll work together, thus I can do noko+dice+1d100 instead of one or the other. Handy shit to know.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)01:45 No.9888800
    Wait, what?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)01:45 No.9888804
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    "Brody, shoot anything with more than two legs! And don't freak out by what's about to happen!" The last few words are almost cut off as your blood slinks over your flesh, tightening into place. You screech the car to a halt, not trusting the private to take the wheel, and dive out the door, extending your whips.
    The spider that was indeed on your car's roof bares it's hideous fangs at you and leaps, while the others circle around you. One catches a bullet from Brody, stumbling sideways, its legs scrabbling on the pavement.

    >Roll dem dice
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)01:46 No.9888819
    >no worries.

    I'm going to start a new thread shortly since this one seems to be auto-saging.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:47 No.9888828
    rolled 91 = 91

    If my beliefs hold true, 60+.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:47 No.9888834
    rolled 70 = 70

    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:48 No.9888839
    FUCK YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:48 No.9888857
    There's two good ones. Now my good rolls are used up, until tomorrow.

    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)01:49 No.9888867
    bloody feth, something is screwed.

    sure we cant precog much, and that may be why Arkham picked Helen up, but they will find theres so much more to her...
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:50 No.9888882
    Spiders gonna eat shit and fry
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)01:53 No.9888941
    You lash out with a whip, catching the spider in mid-air as it leaps for you. You pull forward, swinging it past you, aided by its own momentum. It crashes into the side of a building on this narrow street. You jerk backwards, watching the arachnid wriggle and squeal as the whip of blood burns through its abdomen. Finally it lies still.

    Brody has exited the car. Dashing forward, perhaps recklessly, he jams his bayonet into the spider he shot, screaming frantically as it writhes, its fangs wriggling at him as he holds it at bay.
    "Holy Jesus, what are these goddamn animals?!"
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:54 No.9888966
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)01:55 No.9888970
    "Once we are through, they are going to be so much roasted flesh."

    sitrep, also aid our buddy with the 9mm.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)01:55 No.9888974
    >He's a WWII soldier, right?
    "Secret Nazi experiments to use spiders to attack us on the home front"
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)01:56 No.9888988
    Devon Brody is from WWI
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:56 No.9888994
    Worship Chaos Gods = GET GOOD BLOODQUEST ROLLS!!!!!
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)01:57 No.9889007
    Replace Nazis with Huns?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:58 No.9889021
    Secret German experiment. Those damn Huns are using satanic magic to create demon spiders.
    (I am imagining that the time period he is from was much more religious.)
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:58 No.9889023
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    Naw, I just like Tzeench. He's a pretty cool guy.

    My first, fourth, and fifth rolls are generally good.
    My second and third generally suck.
    Guess which rolls were my fourth and fifth?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)01:59 No.9889041
    And on that night I am gonna go pass out.

    Brofists all around. I will be more vigilant when looking for the thread tomorrow.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)02:00 No.9889050
    >hey, let's use the 70, why not

    Drawing your handy handgun, you pull the trigger wildly, bullets riddling the remaining spider. Brody gets his foot on the abdomen of the other, kicking his bayonet free and firing another round through its bulbous midsection. It struggles briefly, then lies still.

    "For aeons we grew our brood within us in the cold black. At last they have been roused, and you shall bear first witness to their tide."
    Sure enough, more large purple spiders are making their way up the street, and the walls of the street's buildings; they're coming from the direction of the flaming gas station, so any number of them could be cracked out.

    As you watch them approach, you see several of them get incinerated as the gas station finally caves to pressure and explodes. One of the front runners staggers as you hear a gunshot; Brody is following instructions.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:01 No.9889077
    Open fire on them i guess (I'm not rolling due to being cursed)
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)02:02 No.9889109
    rolled 40 = 40

    >Playing Mass Effect 2 "Suicide Mission" Theme right now. Perfect.

    Don't let ourselves get surrounded. Bloodwhip anything that gets too close.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:03 No.9889117
    Oh dammit
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)02:03 No.9889125
    get brody behind us to provide fire support, start using the grenades while we have space, fall back to maintain distance.
    "Brody, stay behind me, covering fire and fall back."
    Use our ranged advantage to slow them, then before it comes to melee swap to duel whips, trying to hold the line.
    Start singing: "Johnnie get your gun, get you gun, get your gun, Johnnie show the Hun, you're a Son-of-a-Gun, Hoist the flag and let her fly Like true heros do or die Pack your little kit, show your grit, do your bit, Soldiers to the ranks from the towns and the tanks, Make your Mother proud of you and to Liberty be true." He should know the tune.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)02:03 No.9889127
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)02:04 No.9889143
    He's higher than you. Though it doesn't seem to be working on his writing skills.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:05 No.9889154
    order brody to continue firing while retreating, check behind us to make sure we're mainly facing them from one direction, fire with our gun for as long as we can while retreating with brody until one gets within leaping range

    after that focus on not getting pounced
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:08 No.9889213
    96 is a FUCKING Tyranid.........FUCK
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)02:09 No.9889238
    we caught them early, worst case we pull out and have Arkham get bombers to level the entire area with incindarys.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)02:10 No.9889267
    The sky momentarily darkens overhead; when you look up, you can catch only the faintest shadow of movement moving away over the rooftops, but whatever it was, it was able to bridge the width of the street easily.

    "So prepare, say a prayer, send the word send the word to beware," Brody sings out strongly to himself, firing his fourth and fifth shots into the advancing crowd. Over a dozen spiders remain, and you don't doubt there are more. You lash one to pieces when it scuttles too close, and the two of you fall back to the car as you pepper them with wild shots from the 9mm.

    >What do?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:11 No.9889292
    Find another gas station, set it ablaze.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)02:12 No.9889293
    rolled 8 = 8

    Get in the car, keep moving. Lure them away from their home territory if possible - leave it preferably in flames.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)02:12 No.9889297
    Nades into crouds, then I suppose its time to figure out if that spikes on whips trick will work so we can get up there. I figure theres about a 10% chance that we frag the brood mother and this is over.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:13 No.9889325
    I highly doubt we can climb faster than spiders here. . .
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)02:13 No.9889327
    I bet that the brood mother is in the sewers or lower.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:13 No.9889332
    use tripping BAWLZ lighter of course
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)02:14 No.9889339
    Drive one handed, arm out the side of the car with a whip out. High speed attacks.
    New meaning to whiplash, eh?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:17 No.9889414
    Use blood to create wings that can make u fly, get onto rooftops, kill 96 Nid, stop hive.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)02:19 No.9889451
    You hop into the car, grabbing the M4A1 as you do, and flooring it. Brody reloads his rifle in the passenger seat.
    "Ma'am, I don't know who you are, but I'm sure glad you showed up when you did!"

    Slipping a fragmentation grenade into the launcher, you steady the car, then lean out the window, firing back into the crowd. Several of the spiders go flying, as well as bits and legs. You seem to be outrunning the main pack, though you get the feeling more could come pouring out from the sewers or the rooftops any second. This fire needs to spread faster.

    "Where go your taunting words? Where is your olive branch and your lash? We can smell the fear on your bootlick, and we know the seed of terror is watered in you."
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)02:20 No.9889457
    dude... if we could do that, (at least yet, we dont know our outer limits really) we would have.

    Alex Mercer we and Garfield are not.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)02:23 No.9889502
    ...did he just say that we pissed our pants?

    Pull a J-turn and rev us into gear - lets use the car as a battering ram. Twirl a bloodwhip outside the window while doing so for further carnage.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)02:24 No.9889530
    "Just keep talking funstuff."
    right, whats in this town that we can use to seriusly accellerate the fire? wonder if a grenade to a gastank will set an entire station off...

    breif Brody via his card again.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:24 No.9889534
    We need to learn how ASAP!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:25 No.9889541
    we should find somewhere that limits the number of approaches. We should drive under a highway overpass, but keep the car running so we can ram our way out when it gets too crazy.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:26 No.9889555
    "Ha, you think to taunt me into throwing my life away. Enjoy your meager victory, but know that I will find you, and I will end you."

    Continue to make good our escape.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:26 No.9889565
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:27 No.9889578
    "terror? you're the one who doesn't have the balls to face me"
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)02:30 No.9889618
    "You must know a great deal about fear; you can't even face me."

    "The more we observe, the more we our strengthened in the conviction of our choice. Even worms have poison teeth it seems."

    You scream around a corner onto another street, this one strung across with thick webbing. You ram on the gas, punching through the first few strands.

    >Roll some god damn dice, you guys are really in the thick of it
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:30 No.9889631
    rolled 84 = 84

    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)02:31 No.9889640
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:31 No.9889642
    rolled 64 = 64

    Great.............well here goes nothing.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:31 No.9889643

    I should've gone with

    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)02:31 No.9889645
    rolled 97 = 97

    RNG do not hate me now...
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:31 No.9889650
    Good job.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)02:31 No.9889651
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:32 No.9889667
    StonerDM, what do you think about expanding th PC cast?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:32 No.9889670

    hahah, oh wow. YES. THIS.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:33 No.9889696
    Do you mean like us picking a "role" and participating as an escaped subject with a defined power? Or as us simply controlling more than Helen?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)02:34 No.9889704
    Swerving deftly, you careen the car around or through the thickest of the webs without becoming caught. You fire another grenade out behind you, destroying a spider and setting the webs alight. As you screech around another corner, you are satisfied by the spread of the flames up the webs to the buildings used to anchor them.

    "Read the damn card!" you shout to Brody, who grapples with the dangling chain around his neck.
    "Well...I'll be damned..." he says.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)02:35 No.9889734
    >What exactly are you suggesting?
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)02:36 No.9889748
    rolled 96 = 96

    oh god... I say that so many times to players of MT:G...
    >> Herp !!Oeub+IpSSZF 05/18/10(Tue)02:36 No.9889750

    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)02:38 No.9889788
    This happened to be recently with someone trying to Intimidate Bolt to stop combat after I had already declared attackers.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)02:38 No.9889790
    ack, tht could get us all killed if I dont watch it. (or worse waste ANOTHER good roll.)
    But ya, what exactly?
    >> Sarai 05/18/10(Tue)02:38 No.9889801
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)02:39 No.9889827
    Hmm... that would be tough, I can't think of another subject that would be easy for me to play.
    Keep Driving/Shooting!
    Use Garfield More!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:41 No.9889878
    >What exactly are you suggesting?

    >Do you mean like us picking a "role" and participating as an escaped subject with a defined power?

    Yeah, like this.
    >> Ramirez 05/18/10(Tue)02:41 No.9889885
    I DID!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:41 No.9889889
    Keep doing this type of thing, use the Trippin BAWLZ lighter whenever possible. Try to pin the fucker down.....
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:42 No.9889901
    This wont work over the internet.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)02:44 No.9889934
    So like, another quest set in the BQ universe?
    I think things would get pretty chaotic if you were controlling multiple people in a quest-thread format.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)02:44 No.9889937
    not via forum posting, thats for sure.

    Voting we try and ring of flames in the spiders, let it burn in on them.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:45 No.9889949
    I am confused as to what is going on here.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:45 No.9889963
    circle around the general fire area. Whoop ass, don't bother taking names. We're too busy unforming babby.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:46 No.9889984
    Maybe they want additional characters in Helen's party to be created/controlled by individual people? Sort of like a campaign? Hell, if that was so, I'd sign up right now.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)02:46 No.9889987
    in general ya.

    also I am convenced this thread will 404 within the next 10 min at most.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)02:47 No.9890000
    You floor it, putting more distance between yourself and 96's swarming children. You screech the car to a halt once to slosh gas across the parking lot of another station and light it up. You catch a faceful of the fumes, but get back in the car and keep driving with no ill effects.

    >Roll dice, I'm waiting for someone to really botch spectacularly
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:47 No.9890008

    While I agree that would be fantastic, RP over 4chan is already retarded enough. we should stick to how things are now, to keep things from getting out of hand.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:47 No.9890015
    rolled 99 = 99

    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:48 No.9890017
    We must hurry then discuss game expansion AFTER the session tonite is done.

    As fir game continue to set fires to pin spiders and kill them.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:48 No.9890021
    SDM: hey fuck up this roll please

    Anon: No.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)02:48 No.9890026
    as cool an idea as that is, I dont know if it would work. up to StonerDM of course, awesome bro might try it.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:48 No.9890029
    Well plz keep waiting Stonerbro it seems to give us good luck.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)02:49 No.9890052
    I've never seen something so beautiful in my life.
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)02:50 No.9890063
    and because you want that, now the dice are throwing high numbers our way...
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:51 No.9890100
    Thread has started autosaging. New thread or leave it at this for tonight?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:51 No.9890103
    Word of advice: Corp Quest tried letting people do this, and in very short order went from completely awesome to barely readable. It lost all its charm and I was glad to see it end, where before it had been my favorite quest to date.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:51 No.9890109
    NEW THREAD!!!!
    >> Sorain !VReP2N9ezw 05/18/10(Tue)02:53 No.9890136
    New thread it, I am checking out, but if StonerDM is up for more, rock on dudes.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:53 No.9890142
    nice get
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:53 No.9890148
    True. I remember Corp Quest as well. If something like that was attempted, maybe it would be needed to be done in IRC. I wonder what system it could be run on if someone used an rpg...
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)02:53 No.9890149
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    >Damn, son

    You burn rubber getting away from the flames licking at this gas station.
    >Precog: for once, SUCCESS
    Time seems to slow, and in your minds eye you see a torrent of spiders frothing up from a manhole. Blinking to clear your head, you swerve the car down a side street, narrowly avoiding the very same manhole, which begins spouting spiders.
    Chancing a look upwards, you can see them scuttling over the rooftops, a veritable arachnid flood fleeing the gathering flames.

    "Sweet Jesus," comes a voice from the backseat. "I said smoke a god damn Bible page or something, what the hell is all this shit?"
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:54 No.9890159
    >>On front page
    >>See Corpquest :D
    >>It's not Corpquest D:

    You're right. I was even one of the ones who got a role and I realized it started to suck.
    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)02:55 No.9890191
    "Spider LeBron?"
    Fuck, we inhaled.
    "Garfield, keep me focused"
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:56 No.9890216
    "Uh, your family reunion?"
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)02:56 No.9890223
    Oh no... Did Brody get high? Is he even going to be more random now?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:58 No.9890272
    hes in the passenger seat I think
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:59 No.9890275
    Even if he is, I think that would only last until his next reset.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)02:59 No.9890284

    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)03:00 No.9890325
    Guys I'm pretty sure the voice from the back seat is our delusion, not Brody.

    Hence >>9890216
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)03:03 No.9890383
    ..............ok WHAT insanity did our mind spawn this time?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)03:03 No.9890396
    we precogged so hard we got high. StonerBro managed to turn a roll of 99 into somthing even better XD
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)03:04 No.9890403
    "Spider Lebron?"
    "Who the hell is this doughboy-lookin' clown?" Lebron says, pointing a spindly leg at Brody.
    "Ma'am who are you talking to?" Brody says.
    Colors seem more vivid, but you don't think you got a real hit off the lighter, at least not as much as last time. The car radio is playing music box music.
    "Don't...don't worry about it private, just keep shooting."
    "Oh, y'all are proper fucked, look at these ugly-ass goons."

    >I'm going to need to take a step back and plan where this is going, because you guys are knee deep in it at the moment. Thread's auto-saging as well, so we'll wrap up for tonight.
    >In brief: You angered the brood of an arachnid that can sail through the cold void of space and talk in your mind; you are now in the middle of both a)Louisville as it burns to the ground and b)A tide of spiderlings the size of cars, at least some of which are probably tripping balls. You yourself are mildly tripping balls, and you're accompanied by a Memento-esque WWI veteran. Great Success?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)03:05 No.9890425
    Dammit i wanted a conclusion :(
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)03:05 No.9890440
    great success. afterall, we are blood monsters of justice!!
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)03:06 No.9890444
    "We're surrounded! Great! Now they can't run away!"
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)03:06 No.9890447
    >You yourself are mildly tripping balls, and you're accompanied by a Memento-esque WWI veteran AND THE BEST SPIRIT GUIDE EVER.

    ftfy, bro.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)03:07 No.9890472
    When a GM says he needs a bit of time, you give him that time, and you receive awesome.

    Trust me, I'm a long-time GM.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)03:07 No.9890481
    I know you guys do, but I think it's better for everyone if I structure this somewhat between now and tomorrow instead of just freestyling you to your dooms.

    Also, on the subject of multiple PCs: No. This is Helen Tanner's story, and it will remain such until we complete it or she dies. I would be all for codifying this as an adventure or a campaign setting, maybe even using a homebrew system (as I can't think of one that would readily fit).
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    >> ArkhamArchivist 05/18/10(Tue)03:08 No.9890506
    One thing's for sure, 96's getting much more of an entry than "A large spider"
    What do you mean by "can sail through the void in space"
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/18/10(Tue)03:09 No.9890520
    I approve of your decision on shooting down the multiple PCs. Don't want it to get too clustered in here. And it would deaden the impact of Helen's story.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)03:11 No.9890563
    Did you guys have fun tonight?
    I had a shitload of good times writing all of 96's dialogue (did someone order a LARGE HAM??)

    Sorry I disappeared for a while. If it's any consolation the mac and cheese was delicious >_>
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)03:13 No.9890594
    As he/it/whatever said, it came here through the cold blackness of space; it can, at the very least, survive out there, if not somehow propel itself.
    Also, if you haven't caught on, Arkham was a little short of the mark numbering 96. In general, Arkham's numberings are to be taken with a grain of salt.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)03:13 No.9890599
    Its cool Stonerbro. And hey i HOPE we get the promised BADASS for waiting till tomorrow. Afterall we've now managed to fuck ourselves into a corner right, so lets ride this hellstorm ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/18/10(Tue)03:26 No.9890814
    I'll do my best. Though 96 is ancient and clever, and has a horde of younglings. Don't expect to be able to draw it out easily, if at all. You may have to deal with the brood and track it down later.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/10(Tue)03:29 No.9890863
    Was kind of expecting it, and that's cool. A recurring villain with whom we can banter is okay with me.

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