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    34 KB StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)00:49 No.9765681  
    You cautiously move to the gas station door.
    The rear van has been peeled like a grape. Bits of charred bone, flesh, metal, and rubber are strewn across the parking lot. Walters, Superior McSuspiciousFace, and Coolbro Broglassesbro have exited the front van and are firing on the entity, with little results.
    The entity itself is shimmering its way through the rubble of the van, slavering spectral tongues tasting at the scorched metal and withered, grotesque hands piecing through the broken bits, looking for the hedron.

    Continued from >>9760642

    Coolbro Broglassesbro has fetched some kind of device from the back of the remaining van, some kind of backpack attached to a magnetic coil. He aims it at the creature, but doesn't fire; the three survivors seem to be thinking of retreating.
    The entity ignores everything but the hedron, having found it underneath a scorched ribcage.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:50 No.9765707
    If they want to gtfo and they have the gear that's supposed to work against this thing, I suggest we follow suit.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:51 No.9765719
    this is our chacne qwe need to get away NOW
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:52 No.9765743
    Grab the hedron and run for it!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:52 No.9765744
    Might try circling around to the back of the busted open van and look for anti-entity weapon or something.
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)00:52 No.9765746
    Wait to see how glasses reacts. If he attacks, join in with our blood. If he flees, run with them.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:52 No.9765749
    Stay with them and liiive! They have the only material to do any damage to something that fucked Miami! Just play up the scared little girl, and GTFO!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:52 No.9765751
    The only reason they didnt kill us or worse is they dont know who we are. take this chance and we can avoid them for some serious time. let us part ways from arkam from here.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:52 No.9765765
    Blood whip the hedron, grab it, and fucking book it while shouting at the guys to fix their fucking gun QUICKLY.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)00:53 No.9765780
    >You guys need to make some compelling arguments for staying with/leaving the arkham employees, you seem pretty divided
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:53 No.9765784
    it's not after us.
    stay the fuck away from the evil government types.
    our boyfreind was nice but there will be others we need to get the hell away and dig us a new base
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:54 No.9765810
    they are a BBEG we have our own shit to do anyway. we're better off alone and who knows what they'd do to us. maybe we can loot the area when they are gone. but we cant deal with them any fartherl.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:55 No.9765822
    The arkham guys were a convenient way to get way from the creature, but the longer we stay with them, the more likely they are to figure out who we are and then turn those guns on us, not to mention the danger of staying near the entity and it's object of desire.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:55 No.9765830
    The fling was fun, but we have other shit to do. People to eat hats to get back. It's best we run the other way as fast as we can.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)00:56 No.9765836
    >I'm hearing gtfo
    How will you make your escape?
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)00:56 No.9765851
    I personally say we stay with the Arhkam guys. They are the only ones capable of even fighting this thing. They're our best bet for survival. Even if we are discovered, it isn't exactly like things are the way they were a few months ago in the facility. They might be willing to teach us how to use our blood powers against the entity. After all, it seems to have some effect. When we used it the first time on it it stepped back and reconsidered us. Arhkam might be able to teach us more.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:56 No.9765852
    If they open fire we help. If they bug out we bug out but not with them
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:57 No.9765863
    This. A million times this.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:57 No.9765864
    Damnit, save those fuckers.
    Or at least steal a supergun.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:57 No.9765866
    If there is another obvious exit, preferably towards the rear, take it.

    If not, try to edge around the side of the building while the entity and the arkham guys are distracted, then book it away from both of them.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:57 No.9765868
    hideout someone will come by with a car at some point, we can seduce/convice them to get close enough and them OM NOM NOM take the keys and be on our way
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)00:58 No.9765876
    They haven't spotted us yet, so lets get our nightvision goggles on and start moving slowly out of the store. Maybe try to hotwire the employee's car without attracting too much attention in all this chaos.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)00:58 No.9765886
    That'll cover it, if they aren't fighting it, no reason for us to.
    But if they are, back 'em up.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:00 No.9765918
    Save the Guys, Save the World.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:00 No.9765922
    there/s always another way out, backdoor bathrom window, then we can take the employee's truck or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:01 No.9765936
    Stoner has said that we can hide our identity by making mask with our blood armour power
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)01:01 No.9765938
    >a pretty good idea
    You edge your way around the side of the store. The clerk has a nondescript white sedan parked on the side of the building. Behind you, you hear the squealing of tires as the van drives away. That settles that.

    You quickly hotwire the vehicle, pulling forward. The entity is still transfixed by the hedron. As you start to turn the wheel to get on the road, you see something that gives you pause.
    Walters is inside the gas station, presumably looking for you.
    Maybe that doesn't quite settle that.
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)01:01 No.9765955
    Speed back and pick him up.

    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:02 No.9765968
    he was fun but he was small time.ultimately he will get us killed, we dont need him. Go
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:02 No.9765971
    Jam around to the front of the station, shout at walters to get in, then bug the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:02 No.9765972
    Dammit really?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:02 No.9765976
    I say we run. We already know we can't fight that thing. We know it's related to 13, and 13's powers made us lose months of time, 52, all of Miami, and teleported us to the heartland. We don't know how to use the weapons the Arkham crew brought along. We'd be a liability to them if we stayed.

    We're probably considered officially dead by Arkham. We've told an OK lie so far to the Arkham crew, but they're going to figure it out if we stick around. If we run now, and they're NOT killed and they manage to pick us up again, we can claim we were frightened by the fighting and ran.

    If we run and are not picked up, we can pretend to be whoever we want to be.

    We'll be free.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:02 No.9765985
    Wave Walters to the van. Hell, clerk too if he notices. It's GTFO of dodge time.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:03 No.9765990


    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:03 No.9765996
    we Can't risk it it'll only get him in trouble, maybe in another life, but we need to be moving. Always moving..
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:03 No.9766006
    Fuck you

    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)01:04 No.9766012
    Man you guys CANNOT agree on anything important. Every time I write something I just know I'm disappointing the people who wanted to do the other thing. :(
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:04 No.9766018
    Get Walters out of there.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:04 No.9766026
    No justice in this worldf dont forget what they did to us. We need to go, he'll manage by himself. there's no more time we gotta get.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:05 No.9766028
    Go back and pick him up. Its dangerous to go alone. We need him.

    Love Can Blood!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:05 No.9766031
    After we pick him up, we can level with him about what we know about Arkham, then give him the choice to get dropped off or hang with us for a while.
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)01:05 No.9766043
    Walters might be able to provide us with more information. We need to pick him up while the entity is distracted.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:06 No.9766045
    Honk the horn, get Walters over here. If clerk comes, ask him why he didn't think to get in his car already and to get the fuck in.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:06 No.9766047
    Cut out arkam for now, walters with it. we just live in too different worlds.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:06 No.9766060
    Yes, this.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:07 No.9766068
    we need a clean slate, there will be other chances to team up with walters I know it. Lets just go for now.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:07 No.9766070
    Remember Walters is a new hire for Arkham, he probably doesn't know much about them and isn't terribly devoted.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)01:07 No.9766081
    >Love can Blood
    good enough for me.

    You pull up to the front, shouting into the gas station. Walters looks up at you, as does the clerk, who seems to think this must all be some sort of horrible dream. Walters dashes out of the station, slides across the hood and jumps into shotgun. The clerk trips on his way out, but pulls himself up and dives into the rear of the car as you peel out of the parking lot, leaving the horrifying entity to its plaything.
    "Lady, this is....sort of my car," the clerk says quietly.
    "Are you alright?" Walters asks.

    "This might not be the best time," Garfield says quietly. "But I'm getting pretty hungry."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:08 No.9766088
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)01:08 No.9766094
    I'm torn between waving him in (and possibly alerting his not so friendly pals). I mean, if he finds out who we are (really are), even our nice mannered man may fear/hate us.

    I don't want to drop the character/plot string though...

    I say lets take the gamble and roll down the window - or better yet, run over to him and wave him over into the car without honking the horn or making too much noise.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:08 No.9766095
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    We must save him!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:08 No.9766101
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)01:08 No.9766106
    Tell garfield to shut up. We can eat later.

    Tell Walter that we're alright. Ask him if he's ok.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:08 No.9766113
    well love him or hate him lets show walters what we can do, the clerk has no connection to either of us. take him
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:09 No.9766121
    No good deed goes unpunished. Speed of for a while, then kick the clerk out, at gun point if necessary.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)01:09 No.9766123
    Quietly whisper to Garfield: "Please please don't come out now and make a scene. Can you please wait until our nice friend goes away for a bit before you eat?"
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:09 No.9766126
    Get Walters and the clerk, they have blood, the monster does not. That makes them way cooler and more important! BLOOD!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:10 No.9766150
    This. SO this let's answer the quetion of his loyalty right here and now
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:10 No.9766152
    About time.

    Wait...this is going to be akward

    SO WALTERS IM ACTUALL WELL...........mybloodisaliveandneedstoeatpeopleformetosurviveandimoneofthepeoplearkamishuntingbutim
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:11 No.9766156

    "Yeah, I know bud, but it seemed like the sort of emergency that justified a little grand theft auto. Sorry about the ignition, we'll hash out the details on getting it repaired later. When we're safe. Walters, got a plan? You're the agent."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:11 No.9766159
    This, then explain to Walters why Arkham is Major Bad News, but keep vague about how we know what we know. We still don't know where his loyalties lie.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:11 No.9766163
    He can eat later. We need to gtfo right the fuck now. Maybe the clerk will "disappear" later.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:11 No.9766166
    Mutter 'No time to eat right now pal.'
    Then call to everyone else, "Everyone alright? Jeeze, why is that thing so important to her- it? Let's just try to get to safety.."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:12 No.9766173
    Eat the store clerk

    What? it solves who owns the car!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:12 No.9766175
    why lie to the man at this point. sink or swim EAT THE CLERK
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:12 No.9766190
    NO NO NO Don't tell Walters who we are! He'll have a fall back position! They always have a local base camp they work from, even if it's just a hotel room with spare gear and cash.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)01:12 No.9766194
    I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that Garfield consumes pretty much every bit of a body but the bones. He'd probably suck the skeleton to dust too if he was hungry enough. It's not just the blood.
    "Not now, not now..." you murmur to "yourself". "Oh...I'm fine. Are you okay?" you ask.
    "Yeah, I sent the others on ahead," he points ahead to the van, which is rapidly disappearing into the rural night.
    You pull the car over to the side of the road, motioning to the clerk.
    "Fuck right off," you say. He gets out and stands confused, looking around. Good enough; you speed away.

    "Walters seems so nice...." Garfield says. His voice seems a little strained. Your veins are feeling a little taut as well...

    >Roll 1d100 to contain your blood's hunger
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:13 No.9766201
    There is a big difference between a freak who reluctantly feeds stray dogs to her crazy blood, and a freak who murders anyone inconvenient.
    >> 1d100 Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:13 No.9766205
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:13 No.9766216
    rolled 68 = 68

    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:13 No.9766218
    This will NOT end well. I already have the /tg/s dice pic ready.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:13 No.9766219
    rolled 30 = 30

    please dont die walter.....please
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:14 No.9766222
    DON'T eat the clerk. (At least not when Walters could see)
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)01:14 No.9766234
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:14 No.9766235
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:14 No.9766236
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:14 No.9766244
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:14 No.9766246
    i like this one better
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:15 No.9766251
    Reverse psychology FTFW!!!!!!!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)01:16 No.9766268
    >You fail at failing. I'm almost disappointed. Maybe you'd stop calling it a Mary Sue power if I made you eat your new friend.
    Whiteknuckling the steering wheel, you take deep breaths and try to contain your blood within your body. Your bruises get noticeably darker, however. You'll have to do something about this sooner than later.
    "Are you...are you sure you're alright?" Walters says, looking out the back window at the clerk disappearing into the night, then at your obvious self-exertion.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:16 No.9766270
    no post deleting faggot
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)01:16 No.9766272
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    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:16 No.9766273
    Oh no, I was trying to say that they are more like us then the mist monster thing, not as potential snacks, Sorry dude.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:16 No.9766279
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:16 No.9766284
    What the fuck?! That dude rolled an 87 then deleted it because he didn't like it. Bullshit shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:16 No.9766290
    Fucking hell, the guy hopes for a bad roll, and when he gets a great one he fucking wipes it? Shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:17 No.9766322
    Actually it seems about right with our luck.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:19 No.9766338
    I agree with this.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:19 No.9766354
    "Just a little shaky. Low blood sugar. I'll be fine once I eat.

    Listen, before we get too far, there's some stuff you should know about your new job..."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:19 No.9766361

    There are people who try to kill quests for fun on /tg/

    Protip: Don't trust the chan dice roll function. It can be gamed.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:20 No.9766367
    Pull over. Ask him for a phone number to reach him at.
    Apologize, tell him you're getting out here. Tell him to go catch up with the others.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:20 No.9766370
    well there were two passing rolls anyway

    tell him it was indigestion
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)01:21 No.9766388
    I say come completely clean with him. Tell him everything.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:21 No.9766396
    better yet SHOW him
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:23 No.9766431
    Go clean. What can he do? I mean really? React voilently? OK NOMNOMNOM!

    be cool with it? New bro

    Its a win win
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:23 No.9766434

    Better yet, show him your tits!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:23 No.9766435
    "This is just some freaky shit...and I'm starved, know anywhere good to eat?"
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:24 No.9766443
    NO. No showing until after we've eaten. Just get him out of here for now and call him latter.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:25 No.9766470
    I meant by eating him we can fully show him our situation
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)01:26 No.9766489
    "Look, before we go anywhere, you need to....well, look."
    You extend a wrist, letting a small tendril of your blood extrude itself. Garfield is really hungry; the blood is visibly steaming. Walters looks a mixture of enraptured and frightened.
    "What the...."
    "Now here's the bad news," you cut him off. "My blood needs to consume living matter about once a day. He hasn't been fed in a while."
    (Note: concealing your blood's sentience and your foreknowledge about Arkham unless people express a desire to come clean with that information as well.)
    Walters swallows hard. "Can we get you like...a burger or something?"
    "Yeah, maybe a steer," you retort.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:27 No.9766505
    want to touch it?
    its really neat.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:28 No.9766516
    I love your wit, StonerDM. How many ceremonial bowls have been smoked tonight?

    Also, ask him if there are any coyotes or wild animal problems. Maybe we can feed off them to avoid showing Walters that we eat humans too :(

    And what is Walters' first name?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)01:28 No.9766518
    >kill walters kill walters kill walters
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:28 No.9766524
    I have mixed feelings about started the whole crush thing
    I guess it'll all work out in the end.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:28 No.9766525
    rolled 89 = 89

    Ok lets go find something to eat :3

    rollan for food findan
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:28 No.9766529
    DON'T KILL HIM!!!!! HE'S COOL!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:29 No.9766533
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:29 No.9766535


    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:29 No.9766540
    Find a wild animal or something!!! A cow in someone's farm yard!!!
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)01:29 No.9766543
    No do not kill Walters. Don't give in to the herp derp.

    I say try to find some hobo or something. Perhaps another stray animal.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:30 No.9766547
    ya Im feeling a reverse Beardbeard on this one, time to finish the walters route.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:30 No.9766555



    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:31 No.9766565
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:31 No.9766566
    "If things get out of hand, just get as far away as you can. I just need to find a stray dog or deer or something. Hunting obviously got interrupted by Creepy Fuck back there."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:31 No.9766568
    you have it all wrong.
    by eating walters we can be closer to him then any other way
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:32 No.9766582
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:32 No.9766586
    He needs to die we're getting sidetracked rememebr what we are we're getting far too moral.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:32 No.9766588
    isn't the clerk in the back?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:32 No.9766590
    Is good food findan roll, yes?
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)01:33 No.9766595
    Double triples has spoken!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:33 No.9766604
    he'll use us. Kill him dont look back
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:34 No.9766621
    this isnt /b/ dont listen to the numbers.
    shed a manly tear and consume him. for science.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:34 No.9766624
    We're what? A young woman whose blood eats strays and fights eldritch horrors? That then steal our Hat.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)01:34 No.9766627
    Some leftovers from last night, and then i topped it off; probably about 1 1/2, going pretty mild tonight. Feels good man.
    "What's your name, anyway?" you ask. "Your first name."
    "It;s...Jacob." he mumbles, still staring at your blood as it seeps back into your veins.
    "Okay," Garfield says. "I've been really polite. But this is getting unbearable." You remember nights in Arkham; your blood was never fed in Arkham, except once on an orderly. When Garfield doesn't feed, he eventually releases his heat through your skin. It's...less than pleasant.
    "Can we find an animal or something? This is geting really...unbearable" Garfield scoffs.

    (using the 87 cause I love you guys so much)

    About a half an hour later, Walters manages to hit a coyote with his sidearm. You've been trying to help hunt, but have mostly been clutching your knees and rocking back and forth. It feels like your veins are blistering. When he drags the carcass over, your blood practically explodes out of you, flooding over the corpse and burning it to dust. Walters looks disgusted as your blood slowly dribbles back into you, somewhat satiated; there is nothing of the coyote left.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:35 No.9766635
    Go eat a cow or something, and then go fuck Walters. You guys obviously want to fuck him.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:35 No.9766637
    we've killed before we will again.
    morals only slow us down. we cant keep up the act forever.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:36 No.9766641




    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:36 No.9766648
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)01:36 No.9766658
    Now that we're sated, ask him what he knows about Arhkam. What was that thing back there. Where's their new base of operations.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:37 No.9766667
    no god, we must end this false hope. kill dont look back.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:37 No.9766673
    We aren't a monster yet. Don't see much point in it either, we made our control roll, we've done well on our food finding roll, and we've gone to all this trouble to get Walters out safely, so NO we aren't eating him.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:38 No.9766682
    Well we just outed ourself in front of him, might as well come clean.

    Fill him in on the general scheme: We used to be with (with, not at) Arkham, but got separated in the Miami incident. We've been hiding from the energy things ever since.

    Request all info he has.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:38 No.9766683
    Goodwin's law at its finest I see.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:39 No.9766701




    Fuck /b/ fags we are a WARRIOR OF JUSTICE!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:39 No.9766707
    hey, i calls the soullessness like i sees it.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)01:40 No.9766723
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:40 No.9766733
    oh well, it seems the moral crusade has taken root here. prepare for predictable.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:41 No.9766757
    We should totally fuck Jacob. It will further cement him to our side, so he is less likely to betray us.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:42 No.9766772
    Just fucking eat him.

    We're not human anymore, let's enjoy our inhumanity.

    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:42 No.9766779
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    <--- this for walters?

    fucked up earlier >_<
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:42 No.9766780
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)01:43 No.9766797
    >You guys started out building a "villainous lair" in the sewers. Then once 54 showed up you seemed to have a turn of heart and went back for 13. Now the cries for evil are sounding again.
    >This is all very interesting to watch
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:43 No.9766802
    No turning back Eat him. Eat him now.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:44 No.9766817
    kindred spirits brought out the best of us.
    that part is dead now.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:44 No.9766823
    This will not become the last VtM campaign I played in!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:44 No.9766826
    Walter seems pretty cool with the whole "We're actually a fucking monster" thing, no eat Walter
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:45 No.9766830
    Its all one samefag trying to ruin the quest just like they did Guardsman quest

    Please dont listen to them. Really the majority wants to save walters and have a good time. Then you have the summer fags and /b/ fags who just want to ruin it by being LOLSORANDUMXD

    Also it was not an evil lair under the city. It was simply a place to live underground. Way to be an insensitive racist to imply that all people who live in the sewers have to be monsters
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:45 No.9766832
    we are insane
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)01:45 No.9766833
    Oh yes, sure. Let's go ahead and kill off a plot thread we've been cultivating. Fucking brilliant.

    Seriously. We've gone this far. We might as well see it through to the end.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:45 No.9766835
    Alright, let's talk. Just spill it. Tell him that less than 24 hours ago, from our perspective, we were trying to stop Subject 13, Eloise Westchester, in Miami, which was still in one piece at the time. Gave her a good hit and got knocked all the way to her parents farm. -hand him the note- They weren't 'there' anymore. Poked around trying find clues as to what the hell is going on, found that creepy rock in the basement and a drawing showing something creepy out in the field. Something creepy turned out to be Creepy Thing and here we are.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)01:45 No.9766838
    Garfield seems satisfied with the coyote, if not fully satiated. He's only fed on people when desperately hungry thus far, why would he start nomming on random people now?
    Honestly, that seems a lot more like 54.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:45 No.9766839
    This. A million times this.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:45 No.9766848
    first the trolls try to mess with your thread, then the /b/tards try to derail it into an orgy of violence and orgies.

    Such is the life of a quest.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:46 No.9766851
    In truth no one in the governement is a rookie.
    hes had years of training elsewhere. he may be lying we cant trust him eat him save ourselfes.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:46 No.9766868
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    Explain everything.
    Eat him if he has a problem with that.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:47 No.9766878

    there's no plot relevant point in keeping walters around anyway. lets move on to getting our hat back . training our powers and stopping the evil we kinda set off sorta.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:47 No.9766881
    You gave us a "little" girl that is permanently on her period.

    Having mood swings like that is normal.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:49 No.9766919
    we started this playing as an insane character that eats people. if anything this is a "moralfag" derail
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:49 No.9766921
    ya just kill him off, or this will turn into a game of house, instead of on the run from the government and evil unknowable things like it should be.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:49 No.9766926
    Damnit, now I'm going to keep picturing Seras when I think of 82.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:50 No.9766948
    Tell Walters you are sorry for having to see that.

    Explain to him about Arkam and shit. Ask him what he wants to do
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:50 No.9766952
    100% agreed show them not everything is all smiles our blood is cute now and thats cool I like him for it. but this walters thing has gone too far time to end him. picture him as the doctors we met at arkam finish this.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)01:51 No.9766956
    For the sake of seeing how it goes, I'd like to keep Walters alive. He seems to not flip out at our blood noticeably, so there is potential for working with him. Now we either need to get more info on our friendly little company out of him, or get him to join us in whatever we are doing. Since Miami and its two escapees are missing anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:51 No.9766966
    The only plot is what we want to do, what Stoner thinks should happen as a result, and what the dice (crapily) declare. If we decide to keep him around, that's the plot.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:52 No.9766976

    he's too big of a key to the people who want to cut us open and figure out what makes us tick its too much of a risk. otherwise we'll have more people trying to get us to join what at this point is still our biggest enemy.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:52 No.9766977
    BS, he's got to go back to his unit eventually.
    Question is, depending on how things go, do we go with him, or have him as our inside line to information.
    Speaking of lines.. does that cell phone 54 had handed to us still get service? Or has it been cut off?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:52 No.9766983

    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)01:52 No.9766985
    I mean to say, our two fellow prisoners that were our leads disappeared with the city. We need a plot string or something or we are going to wander around bloodfrying people until we start finding more spooks to interrogate (not eat this time).
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:53 No.9766997
    Fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:54 No.9767013

    maybe 13 can yet be reclaimed.
    88's still around and who knows if 54 didnt get zapped somewhere else too? if so he'll find us again.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)01:54 No.9767014
    >honestly, I'm going to start playing it that way
    You explain everything that's happened so far. (still leaving out Garfield, as no one's really said "let's tell him our blood talks to us"). Walters listens intently; his eyes flash anger for a moment when you tell him that you are Subject 82, an Arkham escapee. When you finish, he thinks for a long moment. The night is still; you're driving again, putting distance between yourselves and the entity.
    "Well, you're not exactly the only Arkham escapee we have on our hands at the moment," he says. "You seem like you've got..." he eyes your scarred wrists, "...MOST of your shit together. And 13, as far as I can tell, was tearing shit apart before you ever touched her. Everything went to hell in the weeks after her escape though; subjects at Arkham used the chaos to start a fucking riot like you wouldn't believe. Most of them have gone to ground or started terrorizing cities, the eastern coast is under martial law. We've moved headquarters to another station outside Chicago; this one was for research, so we've had to confine what few subjects we have left under some pretty shoddy circumstances."
    He pauses, thinking.
    "The best I can do for you is to let you go. I need to join up with the rest of the survivors within a few days, and if you're with me they're going to find out about you. I can say you were nothing more than a kansas girl, that I dropped you off at your house just like you said."
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)01:54 No.9767024
    So not wanting to kill someone who has shown you the least bit of compassion is moralfaggotry?

    Hell man, I'd hate to see how you treat your family and loved ones.
    Not neccessarily. He could dessert and nobody would know the wiser. The group would probably think that the entity killed him
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:55 No.9767036

    This was the best possible solution thanks you stoner.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)01:55 No.9767046
    >satisfying you guys is getting tedious
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)01:56 No.9767066
    That works. Thanks stoner.

    Ask him where he wants to be dropped off.

    So what should we do once we ditch him? Try to locate other escapees?
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)01:56 No.9767067
    WE WILL BECOME: Helen - Paranormal Investigator!
    Lets ditch the nice guy and start hunting down those that would terrorize other cities! Go all Highlander on them or something. The crazy just adds for a plus.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:57 No.9767075
    Get a number for him, see if that phone works, ask what kind of problems they've been having- what ARE some of these things?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:57 No.9767081
    With that settled now we can move on. Ask him where the last place 13 was spotted?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:58 No.9767096
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)01:58 No.9767099
    Lets drop him off at a parking lot or something so he can hitch a ride, then get moving. Ask him whats the nearest city that was hit by a paranormal, and put the pedal to the metal. Lets get us a bodycount of other paranormals. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:58 No.9767104
    yes then go and consume the other escapee's for their powers
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)01:58 No.9767107
    Fucking imposter

    You would not say something like that....

    its so unbro.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:00 No.9767128
    Give him some slack for his creative problem solving
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:00 No.9767138
    Travel around Highlander style taking out lesser evils, and eating them, while training up our Blood-Fu to take down 13 and get our fucking Hat back.
    We Want Our Hat.
    Is it crazy that Hat Retrieval is more our reason than world saving?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:01 No.9767149
    >Your phone has been gone since you got to Kansas
    In a few hours, you pull next to a motel and let Walters out. He gives you his number. "Call when you get a phone," he says. "I'd give you mine, but you're smart enough to know they'd just trace that. This is my home line. I assume it isn't tapped. If you're interested in tracking some of these guys down, they probably know more about what was done to you on the inside. A lot of the employees on the research staff were actually prisoners; they had some kind of super-brain or psychic powers or, fuckin', something that made it so we couldn't let them out on the street."
    "13's still at the center of that fucking maelstrom that used to be Miami. We're lucky it hasn't moved in weeks, but everything that goes near it invariably turns to glass or worms or...fuck, I think once a troop transport got turned into a school bus full of kids."

    He waves as you drive off. The sun's starting to come up.
    "I'm going to miss him," Garfield says.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:01 No.9767151
    there is a reason that it was in "quotes". i was just pointing out the shift from what we were playing at the start to what we are playing now.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:02 No.9767160
    On /tg/ hatget IS normal. Ive seen it in numerous other quest, from LegoQuest to Orkquest man.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:04 No.9767194
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)02:04 No.9767195
    Imma miss him too...

    Anyway, let's start heading towards the east coast
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:04 No.9767196
    well our 82 is not the sanest people you know
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:05 No.9767211
    shows up in ZeonQuest too with the Gigan, an AA mech that has a gun on its head dubed the gunbrero. We'll take that suit with us even if there are no AA units anywhere for no reason
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:05 No.9767216
    The end result of this has you at
    - -1 SHOTGUN

    Fair trade? you decide
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:06 No.9767227
    Well, then- Onward to Hatdom!
    Also, look for more food.
    In the direction of next paranormal trouble.
    Snag a decent pre-paid cell when we can, actually make that two.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:06 No.9767230

    We'll just eat him later. Then we can get the shotgun back and go on a spree.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)02:06 No.9767238
    I think we have enough weapons to cover it. Besides, his number may come in handy if we run afoul of our currently unaware hunters.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:07 No.9767245
    Meh, it was a crappy shotgun with only two shells, so yeah, great trade overall.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:09 No.9767268
    You stop and stock up on food at a roadside station. You also pick up two prepaid cell phones. You have about 240$ remaining. You skirt Scott City itself, staying on the highways and heading east.
    Of note: while gassing up, you take a moment to search the clerk's car. He's got a CHEAP ELECTRIC GUITAR in the back, several UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, and a BAG OF WEED in the glovebox.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:10 No.9767286
    >Too crazy to not mention, for those upset about the hat.
    >Listening to Pandora; awesome grindcore comes on
    >Look at band name
    >it just says Hat
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)02:10 No.9767295
    Toss the bag of weed out the window, we don't need to get pulled over for that crap. Find a newspaper and check the local news to find any disturbances nearby.
    >> Bad Newbie !u8dVJyyGAs 05/12/10(Wed)02:11 No.9767306

    Ditch the car. Take the weed with us, though. Never know when someone could be lookin for Holden.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:12 No.9767313
    >> Boku !Desu/5iB1Y 05/12/10(Wed)02:12 No.9767319
    Why the hell does everyone have drugs in the glove box?

    Also, guitar will make a nice improv club
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)02:12 No.9767320
    Complete opposite of...

    We need the transportation. We aren't going to hoof it to the next city or anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:13 No.9767327
    get high! See how the blood likes that!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:13 No.9767334
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    when we need to use our powers where others might see us we should make a mask first.
    >> Bad Newbie !u8dVJyyGAs 05/12/10(Wed)02:13 No.9767335

    The pile of unpaid tickets are a potentially fatal millstone on our necks. Ditch the car.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)02:13 No.9767336
    Guitar will make a nice cover story - lets strap it to our back FLCL style and say that we are a drifting guitarist. Though we play crappily, it might help out...
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:13 No.9767342
    Don't ditch the car until we find a new one, but should keep an eye out for opportunity.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)02:14 No.9767346
    Point made. Lets ditch it in a parking lot and find another one.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:14 No.9767347
    >For real, guys, making a mask of blood is the fastest way to get people to start paying attention to you
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:14 No.9767356
    We are now the girl from FCLC
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)02:14 No.9767359
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    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:16 No.9767378
    Think he meant when we manifest things, i.e. blood armour or whips or if we just need to feet.

    Blood Armour with a Helmet? Badass.

    Can we mentally control the whips, or is it dependant on our own muscle coordination?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:16 No.9767382
    ya but then they can't make out our face. plus none of them know about the blood manipulation powers.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:17 No.9767391

    Fuck a car, we need a scooter.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:17 No.9767393
    You leave the car and the parking tickets, but take the guitar and the drugs.
    - +GUITAR
    - +1/8 oz WEED

    You stroll up to another car like it's no big deal, but unfortunately this one is locked. A black pickup truck pulls into the gas station, and the owner gets out to pay with cash

    >gank that shit?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:17 No.9767400
    less likely to get shot in the face
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:18 No.9767403
    Now, Cell Phone #2, from somewhere that we could ditch if we need to, call one of those 'call for the time' numbers.
    Speak into the phone.
    "53.. buddy.. you out there?"
    Try it a few times, then hang up.
    Use phone #2 just for this purpose every 100 miles or so.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:18 No.9767409
    Ask for a ride?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:18 No.9767411
    You can very slowly move the tendrils. Most offensive capability comes from just swinging like a flail though.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)02:18 No.9767415
    I think being covered by a mass of dark red liquid might tip them off a bit, don't you? Possibly complete with eyes and teeth (reminds me of a red Pride homunculus from FMA:B actually).

    Either way, we are going to scare the shit outta people if we start manifesting blood armor. We should at least manifest it under our clothes or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:18 No.9767416
    Observe first. Make sure it's empty and that the owner isn't the type to pull a gun.

    Also, if we do gank it, take someone else's license plate and swap it.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:19 No.9767431
    That sounds like opportunity to me.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:20 No.9767437
    Carefully go for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:21 No.9767455
    I agree that we should be careful about it.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:21 No.9767456


    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)02:21 No.9767457
    Dude, odds are that's dead from blood loss since he wasn't teleported with us. Or turned into some reality-defying object.

    Leave it, don't draw attention to ourselves. Lets keep on walking to find another car or something. Or charm the guy into giving us a ride (since we are a music playing drifter) and then toss him out of the car at some point if he won't take us where we want to go.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:21 No.9767461
    It's cool, I know what you meant.
    You don't have a screwdriver handy for the plates; you'll take care of that later. You walk casually over to the truck; it's unlocked. Looking back, you see the man buying a pack of cigarettes and lottery ticket. You hop into the truck, put the guitar in the passenger seat, and hotwire away.
    A few minutes later, you're on the highway again, going just enough over the speed limit to keep up with traffic.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:21 No.9767464
    all the records say about us is that we don't run out of blood.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:22 No.9767474
    Go for it. Though if we're caught we should ask for a ride, being as we're down on our luck.

    Ward off trucker rape.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:23 No.9767486
    Maybe not, we managed to hit her pretty hard, he may have been able to escape and stop the bleeding. It's been a few months, he might even have that mechanical arm by now.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:23 No.9767489
    more like nomnomnom
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:24 No.9767497
    Now call 54 thata be boss
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:24 No.9767498
    He gonna HATE us though cuz we made him lose his arm and shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:25 No.9767512
    So, what if we picked up some of those bags of blood for transfusions at a hospital, would that slack our blood's hunger?

    Just curious.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:25 No.9767514
    You place a few calls to the operator, asking for the time, then giving a shout-out to 54. You keep this up for a few hours, but you get no responses.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:25 No.9767517
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    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:26 No.9767522
    It is organic living matter; theoretically that would work. You would need a lot of blood. It would probably be better/raise fewer flags if you just fed it shitloads of ground beef.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:27 No.9767545
    Well, we are half-way across the country from where we saw him last. Take a moment to try every 100 miles or so, and switch license plates that often as well.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:30 No.9767592
    Ground beef, maybe swing through a Farmers Market occasionally and pick up some things on our way to those beleaguered cities. Practice with our blood and blood armor at night when we have food with us.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:33 No.9767649
    This and also attempt to figure out other ways to manipulate blood/amount of blood under our control at any one time. U never know when you are gonna need to create a swirling shiled of blood that eats anything to protect ourself.
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)02:34 No.9767666
    Well, this was fun. I look forward to this being continued next time, whenever that may be. Cheers Stoner, don't get too wasted.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:35 No.9767676
    What its over already?!?!?!?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:36 No.9767689
    You continue driving east, stopping for gas when you need it. As you cross the Kentucky border, you have spent yourself down to 160$ on gas, food for yourself. and some ground beef that Garfield consumes eagerly.

    The highway traffic grinds to a halt in front of you, a real gridlock that goes over the next hill.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:36 No.9767697
    And here we go. :D
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:36 No.9767699
    get out of truck and walk forward to investigate!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:38 No.9767719
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:38 No.9767732
    Also inventory check?
    >> Supernova !FzAyW.Rdbg 05/12/10(Wed)02:38 No.9767734
    Playing the devil and saying my farewells.
    Take the truck off-road if possible. It should have 4x4 drive, so lets put it to the test. Inb4 gridlock is caused by a rampaging villain.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:39 No.9767755
    vote we stray from the beaten path and find us a new drug dealer/someone likely to have lots of cash on hand and eat them. from there we can find another way into florida via backroads.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:40 No.9767759
    You've been driving for several hours; it's afternoon.
    You step out of the truck, walking forwards and shielding your eyes to try and get a better view.
    Over the hill, you can see a car sailing through the air, arcing slowly as though it were a tossed baseball. It crashes on the side of the hill facing you, tumbling down the grass of the highway median.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:40 No.9767773
    THIS MEANS SUPER FIGHT! Lets try out our blood armor...for great justice?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:41 No.9767780
    I'm fading as well. x.z

    Pull truck off road, quietly investigate over the hill.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:42 No.9767794

    Now to conquer earth!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:42 No.9767814
    Find vantage point to see what's going on. Be prepared to put up bloodmask before doing anything openly.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:45 No.9767856
    Curious driver shy away from you as you walk forward swiftly, blood swirling underneath your clothing, forming a kevlar-like coating on your skin.
    You climb the hill swiftly, dodging another flying car as you do so. As you crest it, your eyes widen.
    An enormous, crocodilian humanoid is standing in the center of a swathe of automotive destruction. It's currently shaking an SUV over the ground, spilling the family within onto the ground. It tosses the vehicle away carelessly, the scoops the apparent father of the family into its thick, scaly, three-fingered fist, cramming him into his mouth and gnashing him into a pulp.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:47 No.9767888
    >unnecessary repetition of ground.
    God damn, fucking amateur writing.
    I blame drugs.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:47 No.9767893
    /Crappy Cajun accent/ Ho' boa, we gots us sometin ta stew tanite.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:48 No.9767902
    Pull out our .40 cal and shoot him with all four shots. If he is still alive, use our blood whips and try to avoid melee.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:48 No.9767909
    It's croc fightan time! Spirit of Steve Irwin guide us!
    Armor up, Mask/Helm up, whips ready!
    Gator's on the menu today!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:49 No.9767918
    >>use our blood whips
    >>try to avoid melee.

    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:50 No.9767935
    i think he means fist fight range
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:51 No.9767948
    The whips should be long enough to keep us out of croc's range. I'm sorry, I should have clarified that better.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:52 No.9767967
    How about trying to find out why he's on a rampage before starting a fight we don't know if we can even win?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:52 No.9767970
    Do crocodiles fall asleep if you turn them onto their backs?

    Or is this sharks?

    Either way...
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:53 No.9767977
    "Hey cocksucker! Why don't you...suck...on some cocks!" You curse yourself. Way to botch a one-liner.
    Blood flows up your face, tightening around your scalp. You have successfully bloodsuited-up.
    Drawing your pistol, you move forward, firing on the monster, who is easily 20 feet tall. You wonder how the fuck they kept him in Arkham, ever.
    Two of the shots go wide, and two punch into his scales, and he drops the child he had picked up to wash the father down. He growls ferally, turning to look at you. Your whips extend from your wrists to the ground as Garfield bubbles warmly over your body.

    "This one, I'll eat gladly." He says. Damn it, why couldn't you have said something like that?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:53 No.9767980
    The phrase 'enormous' came up, so I wouldn't bet on the range advantage.
    "Hey Garfield, remember that 'move faster' idea we talked about before? I think we're gonna need it."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:54 No.9767997
    I'm all for this
    He just ate a dad and almost ate a kid...it is pretty obvious why he is on a rampage. He is a hungry cocksucker.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:55 No.9768013

    I am confus, when did we get a pistol.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:56 No.9768027
    You got a .38 snub-nose out of the glove compartment of a stolen car.
    You got a .45 caliber revolver off a suicide.
    you still have bullets for the 38
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:56 No.9768028
    Huge, huge guts, etc.
    Whip and tear!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:56 No.9768029
    one from the first druggy van then one from the farm house
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:56 No.9768030
    We have three of them. Have had them since the farmhouse.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:57 No.9768041
    nah, we lost the shotgun
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:58 No.9768053
    How long are our whips?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)02:59 No.9768061
    You can maintain solidity on whips to a length of about eight feet.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:59 No.9768070
    Whip at his eyes and burn them out. Try to blind his ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:00 No.9768076
    Lets try to hit him with them but be ready if he throws something at us or if he tries to charge
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:00 No.9768078
    he's 20ft tall
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:01 No.9768086
    Holy shit really? Well then, try to burn his legs out from under him so we can cripple his mobility.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:01 No.9768095
    But he would only have a reach of what, 4 feet at MAX? We got twice that bitch!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:01 No.9768096
    Go for the eyes and jaw first. Just wrap around its head and take them out. Eat the front of its head off if possible.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)03:02 No.9768103
    The beast flings a jeep at you, but you dodge pretty handily. You notice, however, that Garfield doesn't seem to have any ability to boost your speed/agility.
    You arc your arm out, the blood wrapping around the beast's neck. A little short of the eyes, but it still grapples at its throat as its outer flesh begins to sizzle.

    >Roll d100 for COMBAT SHENANIGANS
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:03 No.9768106
    What am I even saying, i meant 7 feet. So still shorter than ours.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:03 No.9768112
    rolled 51 = 51

    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:03 No.9768115
    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:03 No.9768117
    rolled 94 = 94

    Here's hoping
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:04 No.9768120
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:04 No.9768121
    FINALLY, good roles!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:04 No.9768124
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    damn it
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:05 No.9768130
    Are we gonna post this EVERYTIME we roll?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:05 No.9768131
    the 51 canceled out the 90+ rolls
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:06 No.9768138
    No it canceled out 1 of the 90 + rolls. The otherone still goes off :D
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)03:08 No.9768167
    The best reaches forward and grabs at the whip, jerking upwards. You are pulled bodily off the ground, your arm wrenching painfully as it bears your weight suddenly.
    ...You plant your feet on the beast's chest as it tries to lift you, and kick out and upwards. You swing up, past its snapping teeth, and land on its broad shoulders, just behind its elongated head.
    You arc out with the other whip, wrapping twice around the creatures head. Then you jump off the creature's back.
    Gravity pulls you taut about halfway down. You hold on as your are whipped back and forth by the frenzy of the beast as it claws at its cooking skin.
    It's struggles grow more frantic, when you abruptly feel the tension on the whips go slack, and you fall to the ground. Looking up, you dodge falling pieces of smoldering crocodile-head.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:09 No.9768173
    FUCK YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)03:10 No.9768193
    (I hope this described the general gist of what happened. The written word cannot fully elucidate how awesome this looked in my drug-addled mind)
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:11 No.9768200
    Finish Him. Nom a bit. Disappear down a side street.
    Also: FUCK YEAH.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:11 No.9768201
    Stoner it IS awesome. I think this makes up for me rolling a fucking 2 earlier. :(
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)03:13 No.9768220
    The beast topples behind you, gobs of steaming flesh spilling out onto the highway. What people have not already fled in abject terror stare at you, disbelieving of what just happened.

    Someone, somewhere, begins slow clapping. A few others join in.
    Garfield begins feasting heartily on the beast's corpse.
    The slow clap dies out as people begin screaming and fleeing again.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:14 No.9768229
    Why am i suddenly reminded of Spiderman?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:16 No.9768251
    "Ungrateful fuckers.", you mutter. Find a working car and get the fuck outta there.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)03:16 No.9768252
    You start to calm down from the adrenaline rush. You realize that one of your pockets is vibrating.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:17 No.9768266
    Answer phone while trying to get the hell outta there.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:17 No.9768276
    answer our phone
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:18 No.9768288
    Also i think this thread is starting to autosage
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)03:20 No.9768316
    It's phone #2.You answer while getting into a nearby Monte carlo.
    "How in the shit are you even alive?" a deep voice asks, only half-hostile.
    Your windshield wipers turn on.
    "54," you say with a smirk.

    Gonna end it for right now, I think we made some decent progress; we've done 4 threads in 2 days, I think everyone deserves a pat on the back.

    Feedback? you know how I do. What's working? what isn't working? I'm glad we worked through that moral overhaul in the middle there.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:21 No.9768325
    pick it up

    it is now
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:23 No.9768349
    rolled 3 = 3

    I'm lovin' this quest all over the place. I wouldn't change a thing. Keep at it.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:23 No.9768351
    Dammit im getting WAY too into these. THIS IS AWESOME stoner.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:23 No.9768355
    Probably the best DM to date, at least from my point of veiw. No railroad, great creativity, and unheard of problem solving keep it up.
    On that note though I think we ought to keep an eye on our moral scale. While we might not always be evil it'd be a stretch to say we're good.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)03:24 No.9768367
    Right now I would say you guys are not seeking out people to eat, but have few qualms about devouring people who become obstacles.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)03:24 No.9768382
    Your praise is like the finest dank.
    Don't let them tell you weed ruins your brain.
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)03:25 No.9768399
    Also Important:
    Same time tomorrow, around 9-ish. Though I may start early, so just keep an eye on the front-page
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:25 No.9768402
    So same time tomorrow night?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:26 No.9768415
    our alignment is Neutral Crazy
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:26 No.9768419
    So Chaotic Neutral then?
    >> StonerDM !em3oEn8LAg 05/12/10(Wed)03:27 No.9768429
    Chaotic Neutral is good.
    But like, actual CN, not just Chaotic Stupid.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)03:27 No.9768435
    see ya tomorrow then keep up the awesome man.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)04:51 No.9769406
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    I look forward to tommorow night!

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