You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:
1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.
3. Have sex with at least three of them. (2.5/3)
At least, that's the basic idea. Things have gotten confused since then.
Alien Repair Bots
Reticulan Combat Android
Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery
Magician (Magic Missile, Shield, Ritual Magic)
Facilities: Beachfront property, Huge Yacht ("Kat")
Kitchen: Average (3 of 5)
Decor: Good (4 of 5)
Gardens: Average (3 of 5)
Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
Beach: Good (4 of 5)
AT BLACK MESA:
Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted)
Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd. (Neutral)
SISTER FUCKING CARMINE, THE FUCKING FEMALE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE! (Angry)
Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE
Kristopher, formerly Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Distant)
Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED
Jehanne, the paladin of Bahamut (Devoted) - SEXED
Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust, now in possession of Katherine's Love (Warm)
Day 10 of 30. You are in Black Mesa. Things are going apeshit.
WHAT DO? WHAT DO?