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    550 KB Primarch Daughters (even moar) Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:28 No.9423853  
    Please continue.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:30 No.9423894
    Only if we get some writefaggotry in here and some porn. This is /tg/, we don't put up with shit unless we can waifu the fuck out of it. Literally.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:31 No.9423897
    I'll get some writefagging in here. Probably involving Dean Yarrick.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:32 No.9423925
    I could try my hand at some writefaggotry if anybody has a request.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:33 No.9423945
    >>Dean Yarrick.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:33 No.9423948

    None of that, we sexualize enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:34 No.9423952

    Do a 'Meet the Parents' thing with Angron.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:34 No.9423961
    I would like some porn.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:35 No.9423962
    first date with faith
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:35 No.9423971
    We need moar of everything. C'mon, there are 19 of these chicks. There gotta be something people can write...right?

    Also, we need more of this Angela story that was posted.
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:35 No.9423979
    meeting fulgrim
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:36 No.9423982

    Who else? He'll get those damn kids into order.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:36 No.9423994
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)15:37 No.9423999

    Awww yeah.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:39 No.9424022

    Do we have any other teachers set?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:39 No.9424026
    animu shit
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:39 No.9424028
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:39 No.9424030
    miranda should be a tsundere love interest for freya.
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:41 No.9424059
    Does he have an irrational hate of Orks aka black people?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:41 No.9424062

    We have a coach, that's about it.
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:42 No.9424071
    Slight delay. Niggas gotta go get paid. Will deliver though.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:42 No.9424073
    I would like to see a 'Meet the Parents' thing with Jaghatai (?) Khan.

    Or Farah, Venus and Hana meeting after-school in some garage to fix/tune Hana's motorcycle
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:42 No.9424083

    you wanna date my daughter?! Not unless you can drink this gallon of ale faster than i can!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:42 No.9424088
    Want to see some Miranda.
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    >>WH40k primarch daughters=animu
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:43 No.9424101
    drawfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags! get in here!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:44 No.9424110
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    sex NAO!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:44 No.9424111
    Need's more Isis and Faith

    girls ain't getting much action

    yes that was sexual as well
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)15:45 No.9424120

    >sex NO

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:45 No.9424127
    The only father around complaining about his daughter's boyfriend being too sober.
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    >This Thread
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:46 No.9424140
    I can totaly see Freya and Hana being lesbians.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:47 No.9424143
    only if Cora joins in....
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:47 No.9424144
    Needs a bald girl with a speech impediment for the Blood Angels, as a DoW shout out.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:47 No.9424148
    >no candy in the land raider
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:47 No.9424154
    I'll take that challenge!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:48 No.9424169

    nobody thinks this would be hilarious, both from the daughters and the fathers?
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    >Blood Angels
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:48 No.9424172
    what kind of candy?
    >> Alpharius 04/25/10(Sun)15:49 No.9424176

    I was at a bike rally when I first met her. Not one of the big ones, but the kind of local shindig where you can find some really crazy shit. She was riding the biggest, baddest bike I'd ever seen. It had to be a custom job, probably built it herself or had someone she knew really well do it. She was wearing a leather jacket and an expression of absolute confidence, in herself, in her skills, in her machine.

    It was beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:49 No.9424181
    Tastes like sour pennies.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:49 No.9424187
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)15:49 No.9424193

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:50 No.9424201
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:50 No.9424207
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    why don't we just call it what it really is and stop with this charade

    its just rule 63 of the primarches
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:52 No.9424231
    Higher Res of Op?
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)15:52 No.9424235

    But it isn't.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:52 No.9424240
    If any of them are, it's Alpharia and Omegan.

    The other girls shlick when they're feeling lonely. Those two have each other...

    Plus, whoever dates them is basically guaranteed a three-way.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:53 No.9424250
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    >rule 63
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:53 No.9424256
    Just for shits and giggles, why not come up with primarch's daughters for the two lost primarchs? There were 2 legions( II an XI) who were never named and never had primarchs. Not sure how they'd fit in with the rest though.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:54 No.9424260
    would Victoria and Farah be as good of friends as Fulgrim and Ferrus were?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:54 No.9424262
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    i feel ramilia should be redone

    her hair does not really follow the manly chops of rogal dorn

    kinda like freya
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:54 No.9424268

    We already did they jsut haven't been drawn yet.
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)15:55 No.9424278

    We did already.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:55 No.9424282

    Rule 63

    "For any given male character, there is a female version of that character."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:55 No.9424294
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    >> Alpharius 04/25/10(Sun)15:55 No.9424296
    I worked up the courage to talk to her and found myself vindicated. She was as cool as she looked, and quite a bit friendlier. She didn't dismiss me and I wasn't TOO intimidated by her. I knew bikes, and actually paid attention to personal hygiene, and that gave me a leg up on almost anyone else there. I complimented her bike, and she offered me a ride.

    I won't say she didn't wink when she said it, but I won't say she didn't.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:56 No.9424299
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)15:56 No.9424300
    they've been done/though of

    I did not save/copy the info so no, I have nothing with which to substantiate my claim

    One was Mayan-esque though
    >> Alpharius 04/25/10(Sun)16:00 No.9424354
    Should I go forward with Hana writefaggotry?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:00 No.9424357
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:01 No.9424365
    Requester here. Please do
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:01 No.9424368
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    Why even ask?
    >> The Pancake 04/25/10(Sun)16:01 No.9424372
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    I like where things are going in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:03 No.9424392
    We've liked where it has been going for the last, what, five now?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:03 No.9424393
    This si probably too late, but I still think that Ghengis would be a better name than Hana.
    >> Espagnoll 04/25/10(Sun)16:04 No.9424404
    Is Fulgrim's daughter really a futa?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:06 No.9424430

    Nope. This is all in an alternate universe that is pre-heresy/heresy didn't happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:07 No.9424438
    doesn't change the fact that she looks like a transvestite anyways
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:07 No.9424439
    personal favorates
    >> Alpharius 04/25/10(Sun)16:08 No.9424454
    Two weeks later I'm astride my own bike. Nothing to sneeze at, but not exactly a monster like Hana's. The rumble of the engine is some comfort. Something stable and steady I can focus on to distract myself from my nervousness. Maybe I'm a romantic bastard, but dammit, I wanted to impress her dad. Maybe it's love, who can say?

    I'm contemplating my navel like that, when suddenly the fucking KHAN rolls up beside me. If Hana's bike was a monster, his was some kind of eldritch chopper from beyond the abyss. The whole thing looked like someone had taken a single massive engine and bolted a seat to the top and wheels to the bottom. The Khan himself grinned at me and pulled his shades down to get a good look at me. It was only then that I noticed the tiny figure seated behind him as Hana. She grinned too, almost sheepishly. I'd only just put two and two together when the Khan revved his bike's engines, jets of flame spurting forth from it's exhaust pipes as he turned back to the road.

    I'd have thought I'd panic. But I set my teeth instead.

    "For Hana."

    And the race was on.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:09 No.9424459
    I play Black Templars, so I know my allegiance is to Dorn's daughter Remilia.

    But Angela is just so...damn...sexy...
    Does this make me a filthy traitor?
    >> Captain/co/mrade !hzAsrOsWT6 04/25/10(Sun)16:09 No.9424465
    Is that supposed to be a watcher in the dark on Lyra's shoulder?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:11 No.9424500

    It is.
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:13 No.9424531
    Awesome can't even begin to describe this!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:13 No.9424536
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:14 No.9424549

    Not unless you accept Robout Guilliman as your Spiritual Liege.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:14 No.9424555
    Huh. What's with vampiric/tsundere Angela then?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:15 No.9424564
    This entire concept is flawed. The Emprah and his Primarchs are so gloriously masculine that the masculinity always breeds true.
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:17 No.9424597
    It does.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:18 No.9424622
    Makes more sense than GW fluff, anyway.
    >> Meeting Alpharius Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:18 No.9424627
    "Oh good, you're here early." Alpharia beckoned me in, and I stepped inside. She stepped back to give me a once-over, and I shifted a little. I was, to be honest, feeling a bit out of my league, but I'd dressed up the best I could before coming to pick her up. It would be my first time meeting her father, and I wanted to make the best impression I could. "If you'll give me just a bit to tidy up, I'll get Omegan and we can get going."

    "Okay." I smiled weakly, as she ran off into the hallway. I rocked on my heels, taking in the expansive room that served as her home's foyer. Then I started whistling. I checked my watch. It hadn't been more than two minutes since she ran off and I was already feeling my stomach sinking. Part of me hoped that I would be able to get out without meeting the legendary Alpharius.

    Let me take a moment to preface. I am not the first guy that Alpharia and Omegan showed interest in (though I do kinda hope I'll be the last). The few guys that they had brought to their father, however, came back as gibbering messes who, shortly afterward, transferred schools. Nobody knew quite what happened, but it had something to do with Alpharius, and nobody was brave enough to ask.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:19 No.9424633
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    One blood-mad CC psycho snuggling up to another. Looks mroe like a way of avoiding inbreeding than anything else to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:19 No.9424642

    Another few minutes passed and my nervousness grew. Then, I heard a drifting voice from somewhere call out, "Please, sit down, we'll be ready shortly." Hesitantly, I walked over to one of the chairs and sat down. I could feel the sweat starting to come. I tried deep breathing to calm myself down, and it actually worked a little bit. Then, suddenly, a pair of hands covered my eyes. "Boo."

    I couldn't help but smile. I reached up and peeled them off, then stood up and turned to smile at Alpharia. "Ready to go? But where's Omegan?"

    "Oh, she'll be coming in a minute. As it turns out, daddy's working late so he won't be here in time for you to meet him."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:20 No.9424653

    I was honestly a little torn. I was, on the one hand, somewhat relieved to be spared the experience, and on the other, a little disappointed that I wasn't going to meet him. I voiced the latter. "Really? Damn. I was kinda looking forward to meeting him."

    She tilted her head. "Seriously? Every other guy we've brought home kept wanting to get out before they could meet him."

    "Well, sure, I'm a bit nervous, but if he's your father, he has to be a hell of a guy."

    "Aw, you're too sweet."

    Then I heard footsteps from the hallway, and turned to greet Omegan.

    Then frowned.
    >> Alpharius 04/25/10(Sun)16:20 No.9424658
    Needless to say, I lost. But I did keep up, and I even managed to stay on my bike despite the insanity of some of those turns.

    I stood up, shakily, ready to hang my head in shame, when I felt a pair of leather-clad arms wrap around my neck, the smell of road-grit and engine oil filling my nose. I looked up into Hana's smiling face (Great emperor she's tall..) and felt a hell of a lot better.

    "Not bad." I heard a heavy voice say. "With practice I'd say you'd make a fine enough white scar."

    I heard myself thank him, just before he peeled off down the highway and Hana sat in the seat of my bike, patting the seat behind her with a smoldering look in her eye I can still recall perfectly.

    And that's when I knew that from then on, everything would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:21 No.9424661
    While Alpharus and Omegron hide the fact that they are twins, it seems their daughters... or would it be one of their daughters... because if it was both of their daughters they would be cousins and not twins... identical cousins.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:21 No.9424662
    I like where this sounds like its going
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:21 No.9424663

    Because Alpharia and Omegan were standing in the hallway, staring at me and Alpharia holding hands in the foyer.

    Then the Alpharia in the hallway pointed at the Alpharia next to me, and yelled "DAD!"

    I turned and looked at Alpharia, who turned and looked back at me with a knowing smirk. "Dad?" I whispered hoarsely.

    "Dad." She nodded.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:23 No.9424694

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:25 No.9424720
    >>9424661 because if it was both of their daughters they would be cousins and not twins

    That depends on how many women got involved.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:25 No.9424725
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:26 No.9424744

    Not even They know whether Alpharius or Omegon is their father.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:27 No.9424758

    >The Emprah and his Primarchs are so gloriously masculine that the masculinity always breeds true.

    then how do you explain, Fulgrim, Sanguinius, Corax Lion El'Johnson? the primarchs to me have always been a 50/50 split of bishie and bara.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:28 No.9424769
    Anyone know what colour Pertuarbo's hair was? All the images of him I've seen have him as BAAAAAALLLLLLLD as the day is long.

    Yes, I'm colouring the OP's picture.

    Yes, I am that slow.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:29 No.9424777

    Get the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:29 No.9424780
    I've got it.

    Just like the rest of the secrets kept by the Alpha Legion the true father and mother of the twins are a closely guarded secret and not even they know the truth.

    I am Alpha Legion.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:29 No.9424781

    I think a light blonde would suit Petra.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:29 No.9424788
    >> Alpharius 04/25/10(Sun)16:30 No.9424791
    Perturabo is completely bald.

    Petra is either blond or a sort of greeky light brown.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:30 No.9424795
    Dunno about the mother, but stick to threesomes and no-one will know which one's the father.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:30 No.9424802

    what are you talking about Corax reeks of 19th century Gothic/Byronic archetypes.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:33 No.9424849
    i didnt think it could happen, but this just got so much better
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:34 No.9424856
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:34 No.9424868
    It's awesome?

    Also: where's the writefag from the previous thread? I wish for continuation of the Childhood FriendxAngela story!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:35 No.9424877
    But he's never shown as being especially good looking.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:36 No.9424899
    which is why he shouldn't be in the "femine" half of the 50/50

    Corax is manly, end of story
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:36 No.9424901
    finishing his Baal pred
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:38 No.9424921
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:38 No.9424926

    im mostly drawing my own conclusions based around the stuff Corax's character is based off of. I personally think his personality and character are closer to the bishie side of things as opposed to the overly masculine Primarchs like Russ or Khan.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:39 No.9424942
    Alpharia and Omegan's birth, then, is only possible because Alpharius and Omegon have to be bros to the core, otherwise the can of worms surrounding whose is whose would be worse than the real Horus Heresy.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:40 No.9424962
    Hmm... what does people think about School In(quisitor)spector Karamazov?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:41 No.9424968
    More? It was pretty decent. Now all that's left is EXPANSION.
    >> Captain/co/mrade !hzAsrOsWT6 04/25/10(Sun)16:41 No.9424971
    Meh. As a DA player, I'd like to see something for Lyra. But I'm a terrible writefag.
    >> Alpharius 04/25/10(Sun)16:44 No.9424997
    That was as far as I had planned.

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:44 No.9425000
    She... does it with the watcher?

    Or some form of voyuer thing. That would fit better, I feel.
    >> The Pancake 04/25/10(Sun)16:46 No.9425027
    Would love to see something for Freya, maybe drinking contest?

    These very much related.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:46 No.9425034
    There's already been wolfsex, I believe.
    >> Alpharius 04/25/10(Sun)16:46 No.9425035
    "Honey... shouldn't we scoot the watcher out?"

    "Nah.. I want him to watch..."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:46 No.9425036
    Bike breaks down even after Hana attempts to fix it, so they take it to... Venus and Farah - GO!

    smutty foursome optional...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:47 No.9425044

    Some fifteen minutes later, I regained cognitive function. At some point during my mild panic attack, Alpharius had decided he had had enough of pretending to be his daughter, and had instead returned to his original form. I was a little curious where the extra three feet of height had disappeared, but I was too worried that he would tell me the truth to ask.

    Alpharia and Omegan were flushed, sitting on either side of me and tossing angry looks at their dad and worried looks at me, both holding onto one hand as though they were afraid that I, like the others, was going to haul ass and get out of there. Honestly, even if I had wanted to leave, I don't think my legs were obeying orders to move yet. So I sat there, feeling ashamed and incredibly nervous as Alpharius sat down in the chair across the table from me, and gave me a very serious look. He laced his fingers together, and rested his chin on his hands.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:47 No.9425048
    There was a path in the last thread for the writefag of Freya and Lyra sneaking out of school to go do some dogs. Sexually.

    Sadly, I was not there to voice my opinion at the time it was raised, and instead they went to a fucking coffee shop.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:48 No.9425055
    Ok this is my first ever writefag attempt.

    As I pulled up to the house I couldn't believe my eyes, it was like someone had taken a time machine a pulled a mansion out of 1910 and plopped it here in the modern day. There was only one word to describe it: stately.

    After knocking on the door I was greeted by an impeccably dressed servitor who asked me to take a seat in the foyer and that his mistress would be down shortly.

    As I was sitting there my thoughts drifted to Lyra's father, she had told me that he had decided it was time for me to meet him. I must admit I was a little intimidated by this prospect. If he was anything like Lyra, i knew I would be dealing with a man whose razor sharp intelligence would feel like it could me in two and whose -

    A voice interrupted my thoughts. "Evening, son." the voice said from behind me.

    I snapped to attention and turned around to see the Lion himself standing there hand outstretched. His cool eyes seemed to take me in and figure me out all at once.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:48 No.9425065
    maybe a primarch can take his daughter and her boyfriend on a day out
    magnus- museum
    russ- pub
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:48 No.9425073

    "I want to apologize for pulling that trick. Normally, I make it a habit of introducing myself normally, but I believe you are familiar with how my daughters' other suitors have reacted to that. So I opted to try a less traditional approach. I'll have to amend my approach for the next one, I suppose."

    At this point, despite my earlier episode, I had to say something. "What makes you think there's going to be a next one?"

    I heard Omegan gasp, but didn't look away from Alpharius. His facial expression didn't change, but I could feel him giving me another look. "Indeed, I could be mistaken. In fact, I hope I am. Nobody they've brought home before has had the nerve to suggest that they'll be the lucky one." I wasn't sure, but I swore I could see the slightest hint of a smile on his face. "Well, if you're not running screaming just yet, I suppose that's a mark in your favor."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:49 No.9425081
    Actually, I feel the Watcher would be "helpful".

    Calmly watching like a butler off to the side, fetching cool water when needed, condoms, toys, etc. It'd be unnerving, but eventually you realize sex without a Watcher nearby is not worth the effort.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:49 No.9425087

    "Indeed." A rumbling voice came from behind.

    To my credit, I did not pass out again, nor did I pee myself.

    I did, however, scream. Not long, but I did.

    My chair tipped back and I was looking into the eyes of a man who looked exactly like Alpharius. I didn't know who he was, but dealing with one of them was hard enough. If I had to deal with two...

    "Uncle Omegon!" Alpharia cheered, and promptly let go of my hand to hug him.
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:51 No.9425113
    it's /tg, of course they're serious
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:51 No.9425117
    If the kid was smart, he'd ask where Omegon was.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:51 No.9425119

    He smiled at her, then returned his attention to me. I shrank under it. "A word of advice, young man. I assume you know of Alpha Legion's history and specialty. Alpharius and I both love these girls quite a bit. We're willing to let them make their own mistakes, but we will be keeping an eye out. And if you cross the line, we'll know."

    I grimaced, but nodded. He returned my chair back to its safe, upright position. Alpharia reached back for my hand, and whispered something to me, but I couldn't really make it out over the sound of my heart threatening to explode.

    What I did hear, though, was Omegan. "Uncle, you're an ass."

    He laughed.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:51 No.9425121
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    I LIKE Magnus. It was never his fault he was born huge, magical, and with one eye.

    I think I'd like his daughter a lot, if it weren't for the fact that she's a witch, and I'm supposed to burn them.

    Loved the closed-eye aesthetic.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:52 No.9425131
    He is up our ass.
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    I'm always game for bestiality.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:54 No.9425153
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    >... Alpharius sat down in the chair across the table from me, and gave me a very serious look. He laced his fingers together, and rested his chin on his hands.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:54 No.9425155

    should I continue?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:54 No.9425166
    Not sex. Just some licking.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:54 No.9425168
    good so far, sure
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:55 No.9425172

    Yeah, pretty much. Gendo Position™ is a wonderful thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:55 No.9425177
    So am I, good sir. So am I.

    But no, /tg/ has to choose the lesbian sex, instead of the dog fucking.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:55 No.9425179
    DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!11!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:56 No.9425191

    You need to ask?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:56 No.9425199
    I'd repost it but duplicate file and shit

    It's here, animated gif
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:57 No.9425210
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:58 No.9425230
    The crowd of high-schoolers parted as Dean Yarrick strode through the hall. Simply his scarred appearance with crude prosthetics would scare most, but in this school it was much more. Rumors about what he had been doing in the army, that he was a Commissar and had no regret to murder anyone for order in his school. At the same time, people respected the discipline that followed and Yarrick’s absolute faith in it so much it spread to them as well. In fact he never needed to take to any disciplinary actions, since all the students respected and feared him.

    Well… Almost all.

    As he exited the school building his large evil-looking eye scanned the yard before fixing on Furia who was standing talking with Hana, leaning on her motorbike. He fixed his eyes on the delinquent and roared on top of his lungs, a roar that would have sent greenskins crying to whatever they could muster instead of mommies.

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:58 No.9425235
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    is the idea of a primarch taking his daughter and her boyfriend on a day out a good one?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:59 No.9425245
    This need a fuckin 1d4chan page now!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:59 No.9425256
    I know Dean Yarrick has an irrational hate of black people.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)16:59 No.9425260

    I once dated a chick who had a dog, when we had sex the dog would be in the bedroom, watching. At first the dog hated me, but gradually he accepted my presense. In the morning the dog would fetch me my shoes and see me out.

    I imagine the Watcher would behave similarly. Only with a creepy Jawa-thing it'd be even more unnerving.
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    It is a rather eccentric taste, after all. However, I do share your disappointment .
    >> The Pancake 04/25/10(Sun)17:00 No.9425276

    God dammit /tg/...

    Something not including bestiality then...? Christ...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:01 No.9425284
    No that's a misconception he hates green people.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:03 No.9425321
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    1dchan, damn you for not making a page for this......
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:04 No.9425329
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    Any day out with Angron will inevitably end with a gladiatorial match or a round of "The Most Dangerous Game". In either the traditional variety or the one pictured. Doesn't matter what the activity was to start with, it always ends the same way.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:04 No.9425336

    "Evening sir." I managed to say as I extended my hand, proud of myself for not letting how startled I was show in my voice.

    After shaking my hand (which I was amazed I got back in one piece after feeling the power behind his handshake) he gestured for me to sit again and and he took a place on the couch opposite of me.

    "Lyra is almost ready." he said "But in the meantime, tell a little about yourself."

    His words were casual, but from his eyes could tell that my words would be judged very carefully.

    He didn't move except for the occasional nod as I told him about myself. The only time I noticed a change in his demeanor was when I mentioned my participation in the literary club, which was were I had met Lyra.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:05 No.9425347
    I wanna writefag for this, but i was not present forprevious threads and dont quite understand the alt universe...

    Are all the primarchs alive?
    Is this pre-heresy, post-heresy, no heresy at all?
    did they actually bang someone to make a daughter, or are they clones?
    it this a highschool setting?
    other important information i should know?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:05 No.9425352
    Wow, /tg/ is really creaming its collective self over this primarch-daughter stuff, huh
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:07 No.9425373
    I see him more as a beat-down-the-SWAT-team-with-the-sheriff's-body kinda guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:07 No.9425384
    What should we name the 1d4chan page?
    >> The Pancake 04/25/10(Sun)17:09 No.9425406

    >Are all the primarchs alive? Yes
    >Is this pre-heresy, post-heresy, no heresy at all? Pre-heresy... I believe.
    >did they actually bang someone to make a daughter, >or are they clones? No idea.
    >it this a highschool setting? Sounds like it. Maybe late highschool.
    >other important information i should know? Eh.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:09 No.9425408

    >Are all the primarchs alive?
    >Is this pre-heresy, post-heresy, no heresy at all?
    >did they actually bang someone to make a daughter, or are they clones?
    They have banged someone, although we know little of any moms.
    >it this a highschool setting?
    Not necessarily, but they go to high-school or something similar.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:09 No.9425420

    Are all the primarchs alive?
    > Yes. Possibly even the two missing ones (/tg/ canon ones in use, but not written about yet)
    Is this pre-heresy, post-heresy, no heresy at all?
    > Alternate timeline. No heresy, our world, our time (more or less). Think "Elseworlds"
    Did they actually bang someone to make a daughter, or are they clones?
    > Maybe. Up to you really. the mothers haven't been mentioned, but it might be nice to have them. The girls are definitely half primarch and half human, so make of that what you will.
    it this a highschool setting?
    >More or less. Late high school/early college years. Girls are all Legal.
    Other important information i should know?
    >The Emperor is very much like Professor Farnsworth, but spends his entire time watching TV. Doesn't really get involved much. Other /tg/ characters are about. Eldrad runs a cafe where his daughters Macha and Taldeer work as waitresses, for instance.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:10 No.9425424
    how would a meeting with Fulgrim go? I can picture him strung out on the couch after doing a massive amount of drugs, that or he's always out clubbing.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:10 No.9425430
    We will have both in time. You merely did to show patience lad.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:11 No.9425439

    Should of course add that do whatever you want with it, do a "five years later" or whatever if you please. Don't feel constricted to whatever has already been written.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:11 No.9425440

    I would also like an answer to these questions, as well as this:

    Does this setting connect in any way to the writefaggotry way back about the Primarchs playing RPG's and running an LGS in a small town?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:11 No.9425448

    Pre /no heresy mate. Think 'high class artiste' rather than 'sex n' drugs n' rock and roll!'.
    >> Captain/co/mrade !hzAsrOsWT6 04/25/10(Sun)17:11 No.9425449
    It's a pity that Freya and Miranda already have their thing going.

    Because Lyra could definitely fit in there, working the rivalry that Lion and Leman had.

    ... could end in a threesome. I guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:11 No.9425453
    >Girls are all Legal.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:13 No.9425471

    >did they actually bang someone to make a daughter, or are they clones?

    You know, that's an excellent question, because that opens up for considering what kind of characters the WIVES of the Primarchs would be.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:13 No.9425480
    I feel like Victoria's name should be Chastity, as it'd be much more ironic.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:14 No.9425489
    >Girls are all Legal.

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:15 No.9425499

    I imagine Fulgrim to be a supermodel, as well as maybe a freelance photographer and DJ. But he'd never take drugs in front of the kids, he's much too concerned with keeping up appearances, and too much of a perfectionist to let anyone see him in a moment of weakness.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:15 No.9425502
    ahem...Victoria's Secret
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:15 No.9425510
    says the pedo
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:16 No.9425517
    Victoria is everyone's bicycle.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:16 No.9425520
    >what kind of characters the WIVES of the Primarchs would be.
    inb4 show me your honor
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:17 No.9425538

    "So your're the boyfriend, eh? Cool. We've got to catch up some time. What time is it... shit. Listen babe, lovely to see you, but I've got a flight to Milan to catch. Take care of her, remember to use protection. Ciao!"
    >> Melo The Yellow !!HdpiNQY5bDZ 04/25/10(Sun)17:18 No.9425557
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    Well, you know what they say...

    'Opposites attract'.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:19 No.9425559
    Should we call this shared universe/story/writefaggotry "Warhammer High"?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:19 No.9425563

    "Now then," Alpharius began, abruptly turning everyone's attention back toward him, "I would like to discuss logistics."

    "L-logistics?" I stammered.

    "In a manner of speaking. Given you have yet to leave, I assume you're dedicated to taking my daughters out on a date. I appreciate that dedication. I should note that I tapped your phone about three months ago when you started to express interest in my daughters. So I know your itinerary for the evening, and have taken care of making certain that you have the best staff available to make this experience as smooth and pleasant as possible."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:19 No.9425565
    I bet Victoria gets really kinky once you get to know her...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:19 No.9425573

    As I finished speaking I heard the sound of someone coming down the stairs. I turned to see Lyra standing there looking perfect as she always did with WD on her shoulder.

    "Dad," her soft voice slightly reproachful, "I thought you were going to wait until I was down hear to interrogate him."

    The look that passed between the two of them said more then the entirety of what I said to the Lion about myself.

    the Lion smiled as he responded, "I was just helping your friend here pass the time as we waited for you. Besides I wan-"

    An earthshaking roar stopped the Lion in mid sentence.

    "JOHNSON!" a beastly voice roared.

    "You kids have fun," her father said quietly, "I have something I need to take care of."

    With that he strode out the door shouting "RUSS!" at the top of his lungs. Though he sounded angry I could see the hint of a smile playing at the corner of his mouth.

    "Wh-what was th-that?" I managed to stammer.

    Lyra smiled in that all knowing way of hers, "That was Mr. Russ, I expect he dad are going to have another of their famous brawls."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:20 No.9425582

    I was a little off-put by the mention that my phone had been tapped even before I started going out with them, but I didn't even have a chance to protest before Omegan cut in.

    "Oh no, you didn't get Ingo to drive us, did you? Please tell me you didn't."

    "I will not say that I did not order my first captain to chauffeur you. Nor will I say that I did not have Herzog and his team replace most of the staff at the restaurant you will be visiting. Or that Omegon hasn't placed Effrit Squad at the movie theater you will be going to in order to ensure that nobody speaks during the film."

    I had been aware beforehand, of course, that Alpha Legion was known for being incredibly thorough in preparation and execution. But I was not quite aware of how much that extended beyond just military operations. I would have felt honored, of course, but like any male following the stories, I knew full well the reputation that Ingo Pech and Matthias Herzog had developed for both cunning and ruthlessness on the battlefield.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:20 No.9425584

    Fulgrim would be one of the easiest to get along with of the Primarch dad, provided you looked good. Also I can picture him grilling guys on what's their favorite Lady Gaga song.
    >> Alpharius 04/25/10(Sun)17:20 No.9425585
    Clearly Vulkan mated with the most lily-white woman he could find so as to produce an adorable brown baby.

    As for Oglaf, I'm pretty sure that Russ at least has a wolf-pit...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:20 No.9425592
    "Warhammer High" it is!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:21 No.9425598

    That, and Omegan had regaled me once or twice with stories of how Ingo Pech drove, and I was not looking forward to that experience at all.

    I could see Omegan facepalming out of the corner of my eye, but I forced myself to smile. "I appreciate the forethought, sir."

    "Don't lie to me, boy." He said. "I can see that you're more than a little disturbed."

    "Well, I've never had the honor of having Alpha Legion's infamous tactical acumen focused on my date, sir. It's a little overwhelming."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:21 No.9425602
    Could somebody make a game out of this? Like /a/ did with their cripple dating sim?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:22 No.9425608

    "Better." Alpharius nodded. "This evening has been planned down until the end of your itinerary. Here, the plan branches. If the evening goes well and you make a suitable impression on my soldiers and my daughters, I will allow Pech to relinquish the car to you, with the request that you have my daughters home before late tomorrow night. If you prove to be less than worthy, they will be back here before eleven o'clock, and you will be in a very untenable situation. Do you understand?"

    I gulped. "Yes sir."

    "Very good. Then Pech is waiting outside. Have a good time, girls." He gave me a slight smile. "And I hope that you're the man I think you are, and that this will not be the last time we meet on good terms."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:23 No.9425619

    I can imagine him performing alongside Gaga. And David Bowie. And basically any band he cares to join.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:23 No.9425620
    Fulgrim's got a trophy wife, Russ got Brynhilde, Jagathai probably ain't sure which one in particular is Hana's mother, Angron probably raped some trailer trash, Lyra's got two daddies, Miranda's mother will only wear scarlet, and miss Rowboat appears to have been extracted from some sort of idealised 1955.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:23 No.9425626
    >implying it's a trap?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:23 No.9425633
    where would Malcador fit in all of this? is he an uncle, godfather, family friend?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:25 No.9425648

    And that's about all I have for meeting Alpharius.

    I was gonna do Furia next but someone already seems to be doing one, so I'll wait and see how that goes before deciding what next.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:25 No.9425652
    godfather, and he MUST have an italian-mothball accent
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:25 No.9425653
    We need to put all this writefaggotry on 1d4chan.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:25 No.9425664

    If the girls are half as good as their Dad(s), they'll have their own plan for the evening. And some way to get it done.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:26 No.9425677
    I would name Lyra's watcher lil' Johnsson. Because it'll happen sooner or later anyway.
    >> The Pancake 04/25/10(Sun)17:27 No.9425693

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:27 No.9425699
    Ollanius Pius is the guy that keeps showing up and pulling everyone's ass out of the fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:28 No.9425709
    thanks, I will try to write soon, i plan on writing about miranda.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:28 No.9425718
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    The Emperor and Malacdor at their retirement home day room.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:29 No.9425726
    this idea has been going on for like a week i love you /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:29 No.9425731
    Any more Furia writefaggotry coming along?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:29 No.9425732

    I can picture Mortarion finding his wife in a leper colony or at the poison control hotline.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:30 No.9425753
    >Jagathai probably ain't sure which one in particular is Hana's mother,

    She'd probably be one of those biker-gang groupies.

    >Angron probably raped some trailer trash,

    I think it would be a good twist if Angron's wife was as angry and psycho as he was. I imagine they'd have constant fights at home involving throwing kitchen appliances at each other.

    >Lyra's got two daddies,

    Either Lyra was adopted or the Lion had a wife before he came out of the closet and settled down with Luther.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:31 No.9425765

    She's a nurse. Or a mortician, maybe.
    >> Alpharius 04/25/10(Sun)17:31 No.9425771
    I imagine he married the first woman he could convince to keep the gasmask on during sex.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:32 No.9425797
    is there anywhere wiht a compilation of this story-line that someone has so carefully picked out and saved etc?
    >> Alpharius 04/25/10(Sun)17:33 No.9425803
    >I think it would be a good twist if Angron's wife was as angry and psycho as he was. I imagine they'd have constant fights at home involving throwing kitchen appliances at each other.

    They must have pic makeup/hatesex.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:33 No.9425809
    Son of a bitch. Still need to writefag for Venus.

    Where are people living anyway? General unknown area that happens to be sort of near, but not at all to anyone else?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:34 No.9425826

    Nah, Angron's wife is going to be the one person who can talk him down. Beauty and the Beast kind of thing. If you've ever read the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comics, imagine if Hyde had settled down with Mina rather than going for a certain walk along a bridge.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:34 No.9425830

    here's whats been saved

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:35 No.9425840
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:35 No.9425852
    A Krieger maybe?

    Oh wait, their atomic purging came later.
    >> Daemon Prince Naile 04/25/10(Sun)17:36 No.9425865
    ...What about the Daughter of the Emperor?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:37 No.9425885
    Shitty idea, imho.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:37 No.9425890

    I dunno, but when I read your post I suddenly visualized St Celestine as a Child Welfare Services inspector.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:38 No.9425897
    Nah, Emps serves as a grandad like figure.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)17:40 No.9425928
    Woah...I know this is most likely heresy but dam Furia is hot.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:40 No.9425934
    After twenty sons, he kinda got the message mother nature was trying to get across, and gave up on trying to get one.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:40 No.9425939
    we been over that man

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:41 No.9425951
    Which sucks balls to be honest. I want a perfect Emperor daughter, hell, I don't even care if she is a Mary Sue of all Mary Sues, or a parody of Mary Sues, I want one.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:42 No.9425963
    Angela is the best.

    >flap flap
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:42 No.9425970
    Now I'm imagining Angron singing "You should see me dance the polka"...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:42 No.9425975
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:43 No.9425990

    But so worth it. Keep up the good work sir.
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    >>flap flap
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:44 No.9426008
    Dear Anon, why are you so wonderful?
    I sincerely look forward to your coloring of Hana
    you are doing the Emperor's work, please take your time
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    Moar like "fap fap", amirite?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:45 No.9426019
    Victoria and Faith are fucking freaks.

    Morticia will only do anal.

    Twins are obvious.

    Kelly would act big but she's a pillow queen.

    Venus, Hana, and Freya are pretty much the only ones who look like they'd be fun to date.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:45 No.9426021
    Indeed. And 'sensitive' wings? Damn.

    And after the writefag from earlier the biting thing is stuck in my head bouncing from cute to hot & back over and over again.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:45 No.9426026
    samus, but she needs to be pretty much perfect, and have a meaningless job like the school librarian, no-one dares go into teh library and asssume they havea higher authority than her, else they anger her.

    but from there she can act as the aunty character where the daughters go for advice etc, it also fits in wiht actual fluff, for she can sit around on a chair all day and only ever speak .to people, and never get too involved
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:46 No.9426053
    Librarian is good, what about Counselor?
    they are in high school/college s'posedly right?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:47 No.9426062
    I still think that it is a terrible idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:47 No.9426069

    Seeing as the guy who was doing this is gone, I'll pick up.

    The entire hall was silent. The smarter students skulked away to their classes

    The delinquent girl's eye twitched. She balled her fist so hard it went bright red. She slowly turned round to face Yarrick, and Hana, realizing what was about to happen, covered her ears. Furia inhaled deeply. So deeply that Hana thought that the breath would last for hours. With a bellow that would kill a grox, that would shake mountains and destroy souls, Furia released.


    Yarrick's face contorted into a mask of sheer rage. Furia looked around, then looked Yarrick straight in the eye.

    "I'm fucked, aren't I?"

    Yarrick nodded. He was so red she thought that his head would explode. He was quiet when he next spoke. It was slow, drawn out.

    "In my office. Now."

    Furia spun round to face the assembled students who hadn't run away already, and she adressed the crowd as a doomed revolutionary might.

    "Know that I died a martyr, and keep my memory in your hea-"

    Yarrick yanked her collar before she could finish.

    Hana smirked as she watched Yarrick drag Furia away. She imagined it as a funeral procession. As Furia was dragged round a corner, Hana gave her a quick salute.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)17:47 No.9426072

    Out of them all I like em in this order.


    Seriously Angrons daughter is just...wow. I would hit it until there was nothing left to hit.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:48 No.9426077
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    >>Victoria and Faith are fucking freaks.
    >>Faith is a fucking freak.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:48 No.9426081

    I don't want her to be Samus, an original character would be better...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:49 No.9426104

    Angron was a chill motherfucker until Furia's mother took all his shit in a divorce court and forced him to move into a trailer.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:49 No.9426106
    We really need some Fuklaw/Cultist crossover
    Reage too, shit would cash
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:49 No.9426108

    >he thinks originality exists

    does this mean that Emps Daughter chills with Kroots?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:50 No.9426120
    he should listen to Dethklok

    it'd be that much more brutal
    >> Alpharius 04/25/10(Sun)17:50 No.9426129
    >Morticia will only do anal.

    I am sold.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:50 No.9426133
    No 1d4chan page yet? Screw you all, im going to make one. What should we call it?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:50 No.9426137
    even better. lets run with that, then she can sit behind her desk with a golden laptop which she uses to sort student files and keep them up to date etc, she's located in a little room in pretty much the middle of the school, its loud as hell in the corridors outside, but somehow when you og in the place is quiet as the grave, wit only the sound of relaxing music playing on a stereo, the smell of incense and dull-ly lit by flickering candles.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:52 No.9426159
    primarch daughters
    why even ask?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:52 No.9426167

    Its not that difficult, I mean, for starters, Emps has brown/black hair, so thats sorted, not sure about eyes, but assuming he is from ancient Turkey, probably brown, and she would likely be of turkish-middle eastern appearance. A name of that sort, some stand out clothes, a "daddies girl" personality + possible control freak issues and goodie two shoes as flaws, and BAM Emp daughter.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:52 No.9426168
    Not that guy but it's still a shitty idea. Let it fucking go already.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:52 No.9426170
    Primarch High?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:52 No.9426171
    I don't see why it has to be Samus. Seems shoehorned in and forced.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:53 No.9426178
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    Kelly Kurze is my favorite!

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:53 No.9426192
    she needs a pet bird, one of those guys from her game, hell if I remember, like a servo-skull-bird monstrosity
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:54 No.9426201

    Well, _I_ support it being Samus.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:54 No.9426204
    A Psyber Eagle perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:54 No.9426205

    Drop the Samus thing please it just does not work.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:55 No.9426215
    lol. the writefaggotry for that would be too short.

    "The trailer was practically shaking from how loud he was playing Go Into the Water... And there was a loud clanging noise. That definitely wasn't part of the song.

    Realizing that Furia wasn't worth certain death, I pussied out."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:55 No.9426216
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:55 No.9426217

    There's a running joke that Samus is a lost primarch.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:55 No.9426227
    is this thread archived yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:55 No.9426231
    40k doesn't do counsellors. Confessors however...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:56 No.9426237
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    Pic related: Its kinda what I would imagine her looking like.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:56 No.9426248

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:56 No.9426249
    It's /tg/'s milhouse.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:56 No.9426250
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    "You should see my coat tails flying as I jump my partner around"
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:57 No.9426264
    Primarch Daughters. Obviously.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:57 No.9426265
    schools need a counselor, Celestine could do the confessor bit, be the person running the chapel on-site at the school
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:58 No.9426282
    No, Morticia's the "ill girl"; she has a debilitating, yet conveniently unnamed illness that makes her persistently pale and feeble, with the occasional coughing fit. Sometimes she might spit up blood if it gets really bad. It's nothing contagious, so you don't need to worry about catching it, but it doesn't look like she'll shake off her illness anytime soon.

    So she wants someone to not only love her, but to take care of her.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)17:59 No.9426299

    I also kinda thought that she also has perfect attendance, and never misses gym.

    After all, Mortarion neever did, and she does take after hima l little. She just got stuck with might be the literal equivelent to AIDS that brings her down a bit.
    >> Kelly Kurze Fan !tsGpSwX8mo 04/25/10(Sun)18:00 No.9426303
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    I want her.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:00 No.9426308
    or if we go with the librarian bit, the Library and Chapel could be located on the same side of the school, opposite sides of the hall

    forcing the girls every time they walk down that hall, turn left/right to Logic and Reason or right/left to Faith (and Magic?)
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:00 No.9426320
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    all their personalities
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:00 No.9426322

    Maybe she inherited it from her mother.
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)18:01 No.9426328

    She'd kill you if you didn't go.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:01 No.9426337
    Furia should be a ginger
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:02 No.9426358

    Well I can see no one else is interested but I am going to run with the idea anyway, see if I can drawfag her and work out a name as well a personality for her.
    Might never become /tg/ canon, but eh, creation brings its own rewards.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)18:03 No.9426360

    See I can't imagine Furia as a bully. Violent yes but bully? Doesn't fit that look
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)18:03 No.9426370

    This a thousand times this
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:04 No.9426388
    Meeting Alpharius guy here.

    If nobody's finished anything with Furia by the time I get back from dinner, I'll take a crack at it.

    Anything to push off writing the third paper of the weekend.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:05 No.9426409
    copper colour imo
    >> MagicJuggler !sMYbIFo6TI 04/25/10(Sun)18:06 No.9426424
    It's the asshole chauvinistic part of me, but I imagine Furia like Red Sonja, and will only date a guy who can beat her in a fight...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:07 No.9426441

    Thats kinda cool actually. Means like Macha though she will be an eternal virgin. Look at her, you can kick her ass.....why does kicking her ass turn me on?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:07 No.9426444

    I think she's more of a delinquent, and she really hates authority and despises everyone who goes along with "the man". But she doesn't look down on weak people, only on conformists.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:07 No.9426447
    Shit, think like that, Furia just got more awesome
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:07 No.9426449
    I think she should be ginger. It both fits her look and it is fitting from other points of view as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:07 No.9426453
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:08 No.9426454
    >will only date a guy who can beat her in a fight...

    I'm actually thinking more like a guy who, even when he's getting his shit pushed in, is still talking shit and generally being angry.

    So she helps him out by teaching him personal combat.

    As a personal trainer.

    Nice, sweaty full contact sessions.

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:08 No.9426455
    if this was RL the only ones that i'd prolly have a chance with are Petra, Miranda, Freya or Cora.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:08 No.9426464

    That would never happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:08 No.9426465
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:09 No.9426480
    Continued from the Angela story in the previous thread. And yes, it's the same writefag.


    It took me only 10 minutes to dress up and spruce up, a personal record by my lousy standards. Throughout this time, I could hear Angela in the hallway, pacing up and down and stopping by my room door now and then, before continuing on.

    I know her well enough to sense that she was nervous. But nervous from what? From seeing her father? From possibly seeing her grandfather AKA The Emperor himself? She should not be the one getting worried. If anything I should be the one crapping in my pants.

    Lastly, knowing Angela so well, I dread to know what can shake her from the natural confidence that she wore like a second skin.

    Pushing all these thoughts to the back of my mind, I opened the door to find Angela waiting right outside my room, almost as if she knew the exact moment when I would be done. And she very well might, considering some of the rumours of the fantastic powers that Sanguinius and the rest of the Primarchs wielded. Who knows how much of that power has been passed on to their progeny?

    "Ready? She asked.

    "Yeah, ready. Let's go." I replied, as I walked towards the stairs to the first floor with Angela a step behind me. Only when I opened the front gate of the house did I notice the obvious problem.
    >> MagicJuggler !sMYbIFo6TI 04/25/10(Sun)18:09 No.9426482
    Personally, I'd go for Farah, Venus, or Miranda. I somehow imagine Miranda being a ca/tg/irl.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:10 No.9426495

    If this were real life I think I would run in terror of how amazing they would be and how unable and undeserving I would be of their time and affection.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:10 No.9426497
    Given that Nurgle's hallmark has always been tougher troops, so beyond her illness, she should probably be the effectively toughest one around. She may be coughing up god-knows-what on a regular basis, but after falling down three floor's worth of stairs, running half a marathon, and not sleeping for a week she's barely any worse than when she started.

    (So should anyone stop to think about it, just what the hell did she get which could get through that physique.)
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:10 No.9426503

    "Angela, we are at least 45 mins away from the Palace itself if we go by bike, so the timing is going to be a close thing. Putting that aside, how are we going to get into the Palace?"

    "Oh, that." She smiled, as her beautiful eye flashed with a gleam of mischief, her wings neatly folded against her back.

    That smile was one that I had learnt to be wary of over the years. Mere aquaintances would be easily taken in by that angelic smile, but I know better.

    Angela removed a small communicator from a pocket, and spoke into it.

    "Raldoron, you can come and pick us up now."

    The reply was immediate.

    "Yes, my Lady."

    The next thing I knew, I heard the ear-shattering roar of jet engines, and a blood red shuttle-like vehicle was landing right in front of my house, it's retro-boosters firing at full strength and it's landing gears extended.

    I knew that craft from my studies. It was a Thunderhawk, commonly used by the Space Marine Legions for combat deployment. This particular Thunderhawk displayed the colour and emblem of the Blood Angels Legion, which could only mean one thing.

    "Come, Michael," said Angela as she held my hands, leading me to the open frontal ramp of the Thunderhawk. "We do not want to keep my father waiting, do we?"
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:11 No.9426514
    Cora and Hana
    all the time
    every time
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:11 No.9426515

    I'm getting the mental picture of the guy going up to the trailer just as Angron bursts out and turns to the neighbourhood kids that are playing.


    Then turning to the protagonist:

    "Huh, who the fuck are you? The fucker that got a date with Furia huh? Wanna have a beer?"
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:11 No.9426521

    And that's all from me for today. Gotta go sleep now. I might continue tomorrow.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)18:12 No.9426522

    She'd probly go for a guy who despite not being big and tough stands up for himself and shares her problem with authority.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:13 No.9426543

    Holy shit, that's me! Even when I'm getting the shit kicked out of me, I'll still be insulting your mothers, and still be clawing at your fists! Oh, happy day!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:13 No.9426545

    "But why?" I asked, confused.

    "Officially? Because of something one or the other did, but that's just an excuse for them to fight. They do it be cause it's fun."

    "But never mind that, let's get going shall we?" She said as she took my hand and led me towards the door. The sounds of what must have been an epic fight coming from outside.

    That's all I have for now, I hope you enjoyed it. Sorry it took so long to get this last section up.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:15 No.9426573

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:18 No.9426600
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:20 No.9426632
    Faith doesn't look like a Bible-thumper. She looks more like she's going through her Wiccan phase.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:20 No.9426638
    Is it done yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:21 No.9426656
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    And another one coloured.

    I'm leaving their clothes mostly white because I have no idea what colours to put there.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:22 No.9426667
    i hate how everyone keeps saying Morticia is fucking nurgle infected........... this is pre-heresy, the reason why she has that inhaler is because she has lung problems due to her daddy thinking keeping the house fumed up would make her stronger like it did for him, but sense shes more mortal then demi-god like her dad she almost died. so people no chaos gods around here just pre-heresy primarch personalities and rivalries
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:22 No.9426669
    Do not rush the man!
    he does the Emperor's work
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:22 No.9426677
    Has anyone done a Meeting Victoria's Parent, or a Kelly one?

    Those 2 are my favorites.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:22 No.9426681
    splendid anon!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:23 No.9426683
    *paints you red so you go FASTA*
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:23 No.9426699
    Do we have a full story to post on 1d4chan?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:24 No.9426704
    You fucking did Hana!
    a segmentum's worth of internets to your sir
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:24 No.9426708
    I'll take a crack at writing Furiah. Be warned, though--I am a crappy writefag.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:24 No.9426710
    leave the colors white until we decide whether or not they are in a school uniform or not, if they are then we gota decide how to color that................
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:25 No.9426725

    Meeting Alpharius is done. I may write the date at some point or another though.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:26 No.9426740
    When you're coloring Remilia, remember to make her yellow as garish and eye-burning as possible.

    Goddammit Rogal Dorn.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:26 No.9426746
    the man is doing dandy
    Does Hana get a weird skirt, or is it gonna be blue/patterned?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:27 No.9426762
    someone should archive this
    I'd do it, but I have no idea how to
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:28 No.9426780
    I can has link to full writefaggotry?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:29 No.9426789
    Maybe her condition's genetic...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:29 No.9426795
    also dont forget that her hair is not blond like petras, its silver platinumish
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:30 No.9426804
    I imagine her skirt will match Khan's armour.

    So... white. And covered in Ork blood.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:30 No.9426816

    >>9425608 is the end. Every post links to the one before.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:32 No.9426846
    I don't know. I feel like taking a break from all the colours to do some writefagging.

    Furia teaching one of the others about close combat. Emphasis on the close.

    I'm thinking... Lyra? Did beat Russ after all...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:34 No.9426893
    do what you want but does anyone know if a 1d4chan page has been made yet? also its probably time to archive this page
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:36 No.9426926
    There's this : http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_High

    But I didn't find more^^
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)18:37 No.9426930

    Hana and Furia engaging in close quarters combat drill....with a focus on grappling...*drools*
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:37 No.9426931

    I would archive, if I knew how /retard.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:37 No.9426945

    Is the end of my Lyra one. If you feel like including it.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:38 No.9426953
    Are you going to do a Meeting the Parents thing for her?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:38 No.9426954

    The snarling voice of Angron reverberated through the hospital as he crashed through ward after ward, flinging aside those doctors and nurses who dared to stand in his way.


    "I'm here Dad."

    Furia leant heavily against the tiled wall, the bandages around her head hiding her shock of hair.

    "My God, Furia, what happened to you?"

    Angron's voice trembled slightly, the furious anger draining away in shock as he saw his injured daughter. Furia shuffled towards him, eyes watery, and clasped herself around his leg just as she had when she was just a girl.

    "Oh Dad... I was out with Si..."


    "He's through there but Dad, wait! Please!"

    Angron was in a killing mood. He wrenched a cleaver like knife from his boot and stalked towards the dark room where his daughter's boyfriend was supposed to be. He kicked the door off its hinges and bellowed a challenge.

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:39 No.9426965
    Hana and Furia in a threesome'd be even better.
    Can you say 'hatefuck'?
    >> Whoops, forgot name! Meet the Parents 04/25/10(Sun)18:39 No.9426974

    The room's occupant was mummified in plaster casts. Blood and painkillers were pumped into him from gently beeping machines. Angron's slab like face creased up in confusion until he heard his daughter speak.

    "We were coming back from the movies. We got... attacked. These gang guys. Wanted money. Guy hit me over the head with a lead pipe while I was whaling on his friend. When I came to, Si was like this."

    She sniffed and wiped her eyes on the hem of her hospital gown.

    "The witnesses said he kept trying to protect me. He tried to hold them off, but they were much stronger than him. He wanted to make sure I was OK."

    Angron blinked, uneasy at this sudden twist of fate.

    "How... is he... is he going to be OK?"

    Furia's lip trembled as she tried to hold back the tears, but it was too much. She fell weeping into her father's strong arms.

    "They... the doctors... they... they don't kno-o-o-ow!"

    Angron stroked his daughters head and murmered to her gently to calm her down. Anyone who did not know him as his daughter did wold have been surprised at the gentility of the monstrous man.

    As soon as he had soothed his daughter and directed her back to her own room, Angron made his way outside, stopping only to threaten a doctor with disembowelment if the young man he had just seen did not recover. Outside, he reached into his pocket for a mobile phone and slowly punched in a number with his meaty fingers. He was not raging. He was beyond simple anger. He had crossed deep into the levels of calm fury beyond that.

    "Is that Kelly? Hi Kelly. Is your Dad there? I need to talk to him urgently."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:40 No.9426986
    I wouldn't mind more of those - it's fun to see the poor guy dating one of them go through a mess with their parents!
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)18:40 No.9426995

    I doubt they hate each other. They seem like the perfect match.

    Two rebels out for fun.
    >> Meet the Parents 04/25/10(Sun)18:41 No.9427003

    Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise anyone else wanted to do a Furia one. Feel free to ignore that bit just now. Maybe Si doesn't make it.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:42 No.9427012
    oh god yes, Buddy Cop time, PLEASE
    >> Thorheim 04/25/10(Sun)18:42 No.9427021
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    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)18:43 No.9427032

    Why am I imagine Night Haunter and Angron in a 70s cop show setting now?

    The question is which one is the straight cop and which one is the loose cannon? Or would they just call the show "Double cannon" and have them both be loose cannons?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:43 No.9427035
    don't you dare stop
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:43 No.9427046
    OH. SHIT. FUCK. Those gangers aren't going to have happy lives, what little's left of their lives anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:44 No.9427057
    Curze is the loose cannon and Angron is ... not so much a cannon as he is a mobile rage-fueled explosion.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:44 No.9427062
    double loose cannons all the time

    Haunter would be more reserved, calculating, the one you don't want to take your eyes off for fear of what he will do

    Angron however, you fucking want to run away from no matter what
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:44 No.9427068

    More writefaggotry is good faggotry. Might even do some myself.
    >> Commissar-Kun !uNEmgZBQBo 04/25/10(Sun)18:45 No.9427075

    And have Gulliman as the chief?

    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:45 No.9427079
    dude no way keep going that so far is fucking awesome
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:46 No.9427089
    I'm now imagining a primarch trying to use a teensy cellphone.
    Can't. Stop. Laaaaaughing >.<
    >> Thorheim 04/25/10(Sun)18:46 No.9427104
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    just realised that the right hand is pretty fucked.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:47 No.9427117
    She looks like a female Inuyasha.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:47 No.9427126
    nah, vulkan needs to be teh chief, so we can have the stereotypical angry black police chief.

    guilliman trains the rookies, police academy series style.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:48 No.9427144
    Alright, I told you I would deliver, so here it is:

    Kevin checked the address that Furia had given him earlier than day between classes. Yep, this was the place. It would have read 'Angron' on the mailbox, but the N and O had fallen off. He still couldn't believe that Furia had asked him on a date. Well, not a date per say, but she had at least asked him to pick her up which was as close as you could get with Furia. Kevin always had a crush on her, but like every other boy in school, he was too scared of getting his front teeth knocked in to ask her out. Lucky for him she was the kind of girl who would ask first. On the whole drive over Kevin had wondered why she'd asked him out. I mean, he was nothing if not average. His hair was dirty blond and usually a mess, his eyes were plain and brown, he wasn't built, he wasn't rich, and they hardly had any of the same interests. Maybe it was all his metal tees. Maybe it was his truck. It was a pretty bitchin' truck.

    At the end of the driveway Furia was sitting on the stoop, her arms resting on her knees and a cigarette resting between her fingers. She'd changed out of her school uniform and into torn jeans and a band tee so faded it wasn't even clear which band it was anymore. "Hey, you're late," she said, blowing a plume of smoke out from between her lips.
    >> Thorheim 04/25/10(Sun)18:48 No.9427148
    hey, Im not the guy who drew the original--> >>9423853
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:49 No.9427155
    oh god yes

    inb4 Guilliman trains Alpharius and Omegon with intermittent shenanigans
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:49 No.9427159

    "Oh, ya, sorry." Kevin sputtered, rubbing the back of his neck. "So, uh, what do you want to do?"

    Furia took another drag and threw her other hand into the air. "Fuck, I dunno. Do I gotta do everything? We'll go throw rocks at the speeder factory or something." Kevin liked that about Furia. Scary as she was, she was still pretty down to earth. No fancy restraunts or flowers required like with Victoria. She had pretty simple tastes.

    "HEY YOU LITTLE BITCH, GET BACK HERE!!" The sudden shout from behind the house startled the birds out of the trees for miles and made Kevin nearly jump out of his skin. That must have been Angron, Furia's dad. Kevin suddenly understood why she was so angry all the time. He couldn't believe he talked to her that way. When he looked back at her he was surprised to find she was wearing that little smirk he liked so much.

    "What?" he asked, puzzled.

    "What do you mean, what?" she said. "He was talking to you. Better get back there. If he has to come out front he'll be REALLY pissed." Kevin found it hard to believe that Angron could get any more angry than that shout had sounded. Furia leaned forward and punched Kevin in the thigh, which hurt like a son of a bitch. "Come on shitbird, move your ass."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:50 No.9427175

    Kevin swollowed hard and tried to keep his knees from clattering together. He really had to go meet with Furia's father? This was a nightmare. It took all of his effort put keep putting one foot in front of the other until he was around the side of the house and into the back yard.

    It was hard to miss Angron once he was out there. It seemed like he filled up the entire yard from shoulder to shoulder and the fence around the place hardly seemed worth it since his head cleared the top of it by nearly three feet. He was wearing a sleeveless shirt which put biceps on display that were easily as big around as the boy's waist. Kevin felt like he was about to piss himself.

    "There you are," Angron boomed, leveling Kevin with the most intense stare he had ever endured. Any worse and he might just catch on fire. "What took you so long? Get over here."

    Kevin swollowed again and closed the gap between them, then extended his hand. "H-hello Mr. Angron, I'm Kevin."

    Angron struck a match on the side of his cheek and lit the cig hanging between his lips, then looked up at the boy with the perhaps the most uninterested expression in known history. "Why would I want to know that?" Angron flicked the spent match over Kevin's shoulder right past his ear then reached to his side and hefted the axe that was resting against the house into his hands. It was the largest axe Kevin had ever seen. The head was vicious looking. It was jet black and probably three feet from top to bottom but Angron held it in one hand. "Now get down there and hold that log."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:50 No.9427192
    Kevin looked bewildered. Log? Angron pointed the head of his axe down at the boy's feet where a 'log', or more accurately a three foot diameter tree trunk, that was too uneven to stand on the chopping block lie. Kevin's eyes went wide. The first thought that went through his head was how he was going to get that behemoth up on the chopping block. It must have weighed more than he did. Then the rest of the equation sunk in. The axe, the uneven log, and half a ton of angry space marine father. Oh dear God Emperor. "Wait, what?!" Kevin exclaim.

    Angron was testing the edge of his massive axe with his thumb and looked less than pleased. It seemed to be his default. "Are you fucking deaf AND useless? I said hold that fucking log, limpdick!" Kevin moved so fast he was afraid he might break his neck. Before he knew how he'd done it Kevin had wrestled the log up onto the chopping block and had his hands shaking on either side of it. "That's more like it," Angron grunted from around his cigarette and cradled the axe in both massive hands.

    I'm going to die, Kevin thought as Angron aimed the head of the axe on the log between his palms. I'm going to die and nobody will ever find the body.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:51 No.9427197
    sure how about Lyra and Freya basically staring each other down bumping heads ready to rip each other apart just like Lion and Russ use to do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:51 No.9427202
    PLEASE, don't stop!

    ...Also, have you tried doing a Kelly one?
    Poor guy would probably be greatly disturbed by her dad.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:51 No.9427204

    "So, Calvin," Angron began, wringing his hands on the handle of the axe.

    "I-It's Kevin, sir."

    "DON'T YOU INTERRUPT ME, YOU INSOLENT LITTLE SHIT!" Angron roared, gritting his teeth so hard they cut right through the filter of his cigarette. He spit the rest of the cotton wad out, bouncing it off of Kevin's head, and took a deep breath. "Fuckin' A...anyway, Calvin, I hear you're gonna go out with my little girl."

    "Y-yes, sir."

    "Quit calling me sir. I ain't no silver-topped old pantshitter. Just don't even talk, you're making the log shake. Good way to lose a fucking arm." Angron chuckled at that and made a slow test swing at the log. Kevin felt his balls nearly pull up into his chest. "That's some funny shit. I remember back about a hundred years ago I lopped off some xeno fairy's arm right at the shoulder. HA! He goes dancing around bleeding all over the place screamin' in his yarpy xeno babble. I laughed so hard I couldn't even lift my axe to cut him in half before he bled out. Heh, good times." Angron smiled, which may have been the scariest think Kevin had ever seen. It war more like the manic grin of some horrible Warp beast about to eat a guardsman than anything even close to human enjoyment.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:52 No.9427208

    "Anyway, you take care of my little girl while you're out, ya hear me?" Kevin wondered if Angron had ever even met his daughter. The girl had kicked half of the school's asses, including the captains of the boxing and judo teams. How was he, a skinny kid who'd never been in a fight in his life, supposed to defend Furia against something she couldn't beat into submission? He decided the best course of action was to just nod. It was almost all he could do at this point. Holding the massive log still for so long had his arms burning, but there was no way he was going to drop it and tempt Angron's rage. "Good," Angron said. "Now just remember: You make Furia cry," Angron paused and raised the massive axe over his head and with a grunt of effort brough the head down like a black ceramite guillotine. The head seemed to meet no resistance at all as it sheered through the log until -CRACK!- it hit the chopping block beneath it. "I make you cry. Got me?"

    Kevin felt like he was about to vomit so hard that his feet would come through his mouth. Shaking like a leaf on a tree, the boy nodded and slowly rose to his feet. "Great," said Angron with a grin, seemingly taking some sick joy in the boy's fear. "Now get the fuck out of here, and don't forget to check your drawers. Heh."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:52 No.9427220

    Kevin fought the urge to flat out run from the back yard and scampered back to the front stoop as quickly as he could walk. Furia was smoking a new cigarette and staring up at the clowds when Kevin rounded the corner. His favorite smirk crept back onto her plush pink lips and a chuckle bubbled out. "You look like you seen a Warp spawn. The fuck is wrong with you?"

    Kevin wiped a cold sweat from his brow and used all his will to stop himself from shaking. "N-nothing. I'm good. I'm totally good."

    Furia got up and laughed even more. "Whatever scardy-pants. Grow a fucking spine." She punched him again, this time in the shoulder, the motioned to his truck with her thumb. "Lets go. We'll get some beer and then head over to the speeder factory."

    Kevin had to smile at that. Meeting Angron was probably the most frightening thing he had ever experienced...but that was all okay. He watched Furia's tight rear strut away and hop into the driver's seat of his truck, then fire it up. Right then Kevin decided he'd do it all again in a heart beat if he got another chance. Furia put the truck in gear and started to back away without him.

    "Hey! Wait for me!" Kevin shouted, running for the passenger side door.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:52 No.9427225
    oh dear god, Angron is so awesome
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:53 No.9427235

    And done! Enjoy.
    >> Meet the Parents 04/25/10(Sun)18:54 No.9427258

    (hadn't planned this far, but I'll give it a go)

    Kurz put down the phone with exaggerated care. He paused, lost in thought for a moment, and then smiled slightly.


    "Yeah Dad?"

    "Some thing's come up. I have to go to work. Will you be OK on your own?"

    "'Course. As if anyone's going to break in after what happened last time."

    "Ha. Yeah. Good times."

    "Dad... I heard uncle Angron on the phone. He seemed... quiet. Is everything OK?"

    The Night Haunter paused uneasily, a razor sharp meathook in hand. He didn't like to involve his daughter in the family business.

    "Do you know about a young man named Simon? He's stepping out with Furia, apparently."

    "Yeah, a bit. Didn't think he'd be her type, but he seems nice enough. Why?"

    "He's in hospital. Furia too. Mugging."

    "Oh God."

    "Yes. They're not sure if Simon's going to pull through."

    There was silence from the den before Kelly spoke again.

    "... Dad."

    "Yes honey?"

    "Don't forget your toolbox."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:57 No.9427318
    Fucking awesome

    Angron the redneck

    now buddy cop with Kruze, fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:57 No.9427320
    As I walk up to the house nervousness begins to grow inside my gut, writhing away in me. The house was humble, compared to the homes of the other girls. There were no decorations, no sculptures, and no plants save for a lawn desperately in need of some water. I walk up to the door and knock upon it's colossal door. The door opens, it's hinges letting out a small squeak. Morticia comes out and embraces me, her thin arms hold on tightly. After several moments she softly speaks out,
    “I'm glad you came.”
    “Of course I did, I promised”
    She looks into me with her big grey eyes. Inside their sullen color I sense gentle comfort. She mumbles something and glances back.
    “I need to grab a few things, just wait here a little bit.”
    “Can I come in at least?”
    She looks at me, thinkingly. After a second or two she submits and lets me in.
    As she closes the door she says,
    “I'll be quick. Father's in the study right now. He might come out, he might not. He's hard to understand. Don't be afraid of him, he's a good guy.”
    “I'll do my best,” I respond, giving her a smile. She gives a small one back, but she seems unconvinced. I watch her disappear down a hallway, watching her long body move gracefully through in her ill-fitted white blouse and moss green skirt.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:58 No.9427352
    Meet Alpharius has been put on the wiki. We need moar illustrations and writefaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)18:58 No.9427359
    I take this time to absorb in her house's scenery. If I had to use one word to describe it, I would say old. It seemed like a museum of sort. Or a tomb, to use a darker analogy, and dark it was. Even though it was night, the house lacked a good amount of lighting. The house was dim, full of shadows. Dust covered everything. The air was stale and stuffy, and an extremely powerful presence of smoke filled the air. If it weren't for the smoke, I'd probably say the house was abandoned. All around were old pictures, and mementos. Helmets, machine parts, and bones decorated the insides of all the rooms visible to me. Pictures of men in dull armor, with green trimmings stared outwards of their flat glass cells. I approached one. A man missing his left ear and disfiguring scars covering his face looked solemnly at me.
    “Commander Hephaestus. Died in Geldstein's Fall near the end of The Unification,” a low voice said behind me
    I spun around and saw a man staring down at me, this one very much alive.
    “The most resolute soldier if ever there was one...Of course, resolve cannot stop the inevitable.”
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:00 No.9427380
    He was long and thin, much like his daughter, but had notable strength within him. He was completely hairless, and had the same pallid skin. His sharp, gaunt face and sunken eyes loaned itself well to the image of death that the man seemed to summon up. His dark eyes read me, without giving anything out in return.
    “You must be Mortarion. Your daughter has said told me a lot about you,” I respond, giving my hand out to shake. He eyes my hand, and then again at me. His huge hand engulfs mine, cold fingers leeching out warmth.
    “Good things I hope,” he says quietly, shaking slowly. His voice is completely neutral, keeping me on edge.
    “Of course,” I say and smile back, doing my best not to be creeped out by this man's atmosphere. We continue to stand in silence for at least a good minute. One good, agonizing minute. Finally Morticia arrives back, with her beaten up purse, and a dark grey jacket.
    “Hi, Papa,” she says as she walks up giving us both a warm smile.
    “Hello, child,” says Mortarion, his manner lightening up slightly with his daughter around. “Have you got everything you need?”
    “Yes Papa, I have everything.” she answers
    “Good. Have a good time honey,” he says as they embrace. “I love you.”
    “I love you too.”
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:00 No.9427392
    She turns around and walks up next to me, grabs my arm, and we start heading out the door.
    As we exit I turn around towards Mortarion and leave with a good to meet you sir. His only response is a short wave.
    “I can't believe you said that,” she says, mildly surprised as we walk away.
    “What?” I reply with worry, “Did I do something wrong?”
    “No. Other people usually leave my house as fast as they can, though. They practically sprint. Father doesn't make the best first impressions.”
    “No kidding.”
    She gives me playful smile, and holds on even closer. This is going to be a good night.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:03 No.9427444
    Stars exploded behind Hana's eyes as the blow connected. She should've seen it coming. The low strike was an obvious feint, there was almost no point in blocking it. By the time she saw the knee heading for her temple it was already too late to react. She had been drawn out. Baited. Her vision began to return as she regained her balance. Furia may be an overly aggressive fighter, but that doesn't mean she's a bad one.

    Hana put her arms up again, signalling that she was ready to continue. Maybe Furia is psychotic, but she won't bother to use overkill in a friendly sparring match. She saw the grin on the redhead's face, it was the look of someone who was enjoying themselves far too much. She thought about the best way to wipe it away, but knew that however the fight progressed, Furia would just end up enjoying it all the more.

    They closed on each other again, Hana striking first. Two quick blows to the stomach, followed by a sweep with her left leg. Her fists connected, but Furia gracefully glided over the follow-up. In response she sent a shin into the side of Hana's knee, causing it to give way. Hana rolled as she went down, scrambling to her feet about two metres from her opponent.

    She used the small reprieve to inspect the other girl. Sweat glistened on her skin, almost perfectly mirroring Hana's own exertion. The thin clothing they wore, consisting of little more than a tank top and short-shorts, doing precious little to keep them cool. Her eyes drifted over Furia's exagerrated curves, admiring the view for a moment too long. He adversary noticed the hesitation and pounced. Literally.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:04 No.9427450
    Working on something Farah/Meeting Ferrus Manus.
    >> Meet the Parents 04/25/10(Sun)19:04 No.9427463
    I believe the thread has hit the limit. I will endeavour to detail Kurz and Angron's buddy movie soon, hopefully in the next thread. Got to sort them other stuff out first.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:05 No.9427482
    New thread
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:07 No.9427513
    Hopefully this thread has been saved!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:07 No.9427524
    if it gets as far as farahs date then she needs the ability to make anything out of scraps - protagonist needs a lighter? farah makes one out of things she finds in her pocket
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/25/10(Sun)19:10 No.9427580

    I now imagine Furia with a sort of hoarse redneck accent.

    It's actually really cute.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:15 No.9427654
    There has to be a continuation. My curiosity must be SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
    >> OH GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STORIES 04/25/10(Sun)19:23 No.9427785
    Hana's wrists were caught firmly in the vice-like grip of her cousin. She allowed herself to fall backwards, attempting to place her foot in such a way as to send Furia flying over her. However, she forgot that sweat, while good for making a girl glisten, is also rather wet. Her foot slid off to the side, leaving it sticking out at a nintey degree angle to her other leg. This seemed to surprise Furia, she was clearly expecting the counter-attack to at least connect, likely allowing her to follow up with a thoroughly thought out flurry of blows.

    As it was, they both landed heavily on the ground. Furia on top of Hana, although apparently they were both too surprised by the turn of events for either to capitalise on the position. For a moment, all they did was stare into each others eyes, forgetting the fight that was technically still going on. Hana's hands were pinned above her head by Furia, so she attempted to move herself into a slightly more comfortable position using only her legs and back. One leg, however, was wrapped around her opponent, it having come to rest there after slipping during the fall. As she moved, a sudden rush of euphoria shot through her. Furia clearly felt it too, given away by te way her eyes widened and hands gripped tighter.

    She moved again, almost subconciously. Pleasure coursed through them both again, causing Hana to arch her back and bite back a moan. Their bodies pressed together even harder, nerves almost ablaze with arousal. Furia beginning to writhe by herself, their bodies grinding together in a manner some may describe as 'obscene'.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:34 No.9428036
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    ...I'll be in my bunk.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:42 No.9428238
    God I hope this is archived.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/10(Sun)19:46 No.9428316
    >"Don't forget your toolbox."


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