All right /tg/, we're making a BEAR deck.Why BEARS you ask? Because they're BEARS. A BEAR possesses raw power! Play this deck and your opponents will quake in fear of your BEARS.Our goal for this deck is maximum BEAR power.Our staples:x4 Grizzly BEARS (Fuck Runeclaw BEAR)x3 Giant Growth (For bigger BEAR)x2 Ashcoat BEARx3 BEAR Umbra (To protect our BEARS with BEARS and get more mana)x2 Canopy Coverx4 Vines of Vastwoodx4 WereBEARPossible Additions:Pale BEARSStriped BEARSKamahl's SummonsSo /tg/, what else do we need for our BEARS?
>>9410549Probably samefag but still, /thread.
Some coat of arms make our BEARS FUCKING POWERFUL off of other BEARS!
no bearscape? i am disappoint
I see you lack four of these.
>>9410549And that's... THE WORD
>>9410563Yes, BEAR power must be maximum!x2 Coat of ArmsHmmm... I feel we need more protection for our BEARS, or maybe some mana ramp. Something like Harrow
>>9410519Old flavor text was bettah.
>>9410579I thought that said "fucking trample" at first.I was disappointed to find I was wrong.
rolled 78 = 78BEAR TIME!
>Kamahl's SummonsYou'd be better off using another creature card. By the time you can cast it you'll be lacking cards in your hand to make it worthwhile.
>>9410674RUNECLAW BEARS EXIST TO MAKE IT SO WE CAN HAVE 4 MORE 2/2 BEARS IN THE FUCKING BEAR DECK.I APPROVE EVEN IF THEY ARE NEWFAGGOTRY
>>9410674> super awesome rune bear> same as grizzly bear...
rolled 83 = 83>>9410705SAME AS MANY BEARS.LOOK AT THE ART AND NAME OF GRIZZLY BEARS.
>>9410697ASHCOAT BEAR > RUNECLAW BEARGRIZZLY BEARS BEATS ALL OF THEM THOUGH
You can't have magic thread with bears without the obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8TlPAthnOM
rolled 3 = 3>>9410735FUCK GRIZZLY BEARS SUMMONING MORE THEN 1 BEAR SHOULD BE MORE POWERFUL THEN JUST A 2/2 A FUCKING KNIGHT COULD KILL THOSE FUCKERS.
>>9410682My bad, I mixed up the threshold's of Grizzly Fate and Khmal's Summons.Grizzly Fate is going in.
Do Changelings count? They're bears, especially the bear-sized one (Woodland Changeling)
> Don't try to outrun one of Dominaria's grizzlies; it'll catch you, knock you down, and eat you. Of course, you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks the tree down and eats you.lolz
>>9410567SO WE CAN BEAR AFTER WE BEAR
>>9410705Grizzly BearSSSSSSSSPlural.Card type says "Bear" for simplicity.
>>9410735BEARS! IT DON'T FUCKING MATTER WHAT KIND, ALL THAT MATTERS IS FACES ARE MAULED AND BABIES OF OUR ENEMIES EATEN.BEARS MAN, MOTHERFUCKING BEARS
>>9410759That sucks.Make cards that don't suck.
NEED MORE BEARS
Hey dog, We saw you liked bears, so we puts some bears in your bear so you can bear while you bear!
This deck needs more Rancor. It makes Bears Bearier.Also, Gryllsy Bear: Y/N?
>>9410519MOTHERFUCKING GRIZZLY BEARS FUCKING TREES KNOCK 'EM DOWN FUCK SHIT FUCK
>>9410773They're ok, but they'll have to be in the "almost as good as a normal BEAR" pile.
rolled 98 = 98BEAR UMBRA?
>>9410836No.Pure bear.No changeling wimpiness.
>>9410773FUCK NO THEY ARE DIET BEARS. YOU CAN'T BE A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR AND A MOTHERFUCKING GOBLIN AT THE SAME TIME AND EXPECT YOUR BEARATUDE TO BE OVER 9000
>>9410841YES, BEAR UMBRA TO MAKE OUR BEARS EVEN MORE BEAR. THIS WILL ALSO LET US FLASH IN SOME ASHCOAT BEARS.
IMMA LIONBEARS CAN'T DEAL WITH MY SHIT.
>>9410901>BEARS CAN WRECK MY SHITftfy
>>9410901A DOG could take care of you, Lion. Get out. This is Bear Country.
>>9410935>I'M NOT EVEN A BEARFTFYWAITFUCK.
x4 Grizzly BEARS (Fuck Runeclaw BEAR)x3 Giant Growth (For bigger BEAR)x2 Ashcoat BEARx3 BEAR Umbra (To protect our BEARS with BEARS and get more mana)x2 Canopy Cover(ing Bears)x4 Vines of Vastwoodx4 WereBEARx3 Grizzly Fatex2 Coat of (Bear) Armsx4 Har(BEAR)rowx2 BEARscape33 cards confirmed for BEARx23 landsThis looking BEAR so far?
>>9410941HEY EVERYONE.I'M A HUGE BLACK DOG.
It just occurred to me how unfortunate it is that humans adapted wolves in dogs, and lions into housecats, and yet we never developed a cute, gentle, miniature bear to have around the house.
>>9410960CUT THE HARROWS.YOU DON'T FIX, YOU SILLY BEAR
We need to make all of our bears trample or fly or something...
>>9410976THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE BEARS, AND FUCKING HUGE.IT'S LIKE BITCHING ABOUT NOT HAVING DOMESTICED LION.
>>9410960Why not toss in some Rancor? Or Trample?
Superior bares incoming
Ashcoat bears. More of them.You're walking through the woods and SUDDENLY FUCKING BEARS FROM OUT OF THE FUCKING ETHER.
>>9411024No, trooper, you are the bears.
OVERRUN ANYONE.THERE'S A BEAR IN THE ART
>>9410994My point was that we have domesticated lions and call them housecats. We should breed a slightly smaller bear to have around the house.
>>9411002Trample is good, putting in Rancor
OP GIVES UP THE UPDATED LIST
>>9411004>>9411026>>9411037>>9411066I'm so going to use these to troll my friend in our friendly MtG game tomorrow. Dude would shit bears if he could.
x4 Grizzly BEARS (Fuck Runeclaw BEAR)x3 Giant Growth (For bigger BEAR)x2 Ashcoat BEARx3 BEAR Umbra (To protect our BEARS with BEARS and get more mana)x2 Canopy Cover(ing Bears)x4 Vines of Vastwoodx4 WereBEARx3 Grizzly Fatex2 Coat of (Bear) Armsx2 Har(BEAR)rowx2 BEARscapex4 Rancorx2 Overrunx23 lands (Checking if there's anything to run besides pure forest)That makes 60 card deck
did somebody say BEAR?
hmmm... I think I put too much non-creature BEAR spells in the deck...
Hey guys, thought I'd just let you knowThe floor is now bears.
>>9411184Fuck you you got me you asshole. Feet now both in chair.
>>9411184Think you're so smart? The air is now bears.
>>9411233>>9411233>>9411233FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFI CAN ONLY HOLD MY BREATH FOR SO LONG
>>9411184>>9411233So I'm eternally engulfed in fuzzy warmth?imokaywiththis.jpg
>>9411082Just some that are converted for bares.Let me know of any green cards you'd like turned into a bare theme and I can do that. I got time and nothing else to do right now.
>>9411233>>9411184The chair is now SPIDERBEARS
oh yeah, forgot this one
>>9411265Wooly Mammoth.Giant Spider.
x4 Grizzly BEARSx4 Ashcoat BEARx4 WereBEARx3 Razorclaw BEARx3 Runeclaw BEARx2 Grizzly Fatex2 Coat of (Bear) Armsx2 BEARscapex3 Rancorx2 Overrunx3 BEAR Umbra (To protect our BEARS with BEARS and get more mana)x2 Canopy Cover(ing Bears)x3 Vines of Vastwoodx23 Forests
missing this card OP
>>9411265Overrun. Replace with picture of Graham Chapman (the Python) being chased to death in Meaning of Life.
>>9411291> 23 forestsIs that really necessary?Replace with MOAR BEARS
>>9411323Why not a forest of bears?
What, no caller of the claw?Bears die? GET MORE BEARS.
>>9411372GG: Becomes 2/2 bear token until end of turn?
Possible Lands i've found so far:Gaea's CradleHeart of YavimayaJungle Basin (1 tap = 1 bear)
>>9411294...a bear CUB is 2/2?The implications are tremendous.
>>9411387>>9411372Mishra's factory becomes 2/2 Factory Worker (BEAR)
come into bear thread expecting awesomenessfapeverythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>Jungle Basin (1 tap = 1 bear)motherofgod.jpg
>>9411437Flavor text can go straight to hell. The spell is called "Bear Cub" not "Bear Cub and its Mama."
>>9411462>implying a bear cub wouldn't be without its mother>Voytek doesn't count
edge demands more bare bears
x4 Grizzly BEARSx4 Ashcoat BEARx4 WereBEARx3 Razorclaw BEARx3 Runeclaw BEARx2 Grizzly Fatex2 Coat of (Bear) Armsx2 BEARscapex3 Rancorx2 Overrunx3 BEAR Umbra (To protect our BEARS with BEARS and get more mana)x2 Canopy Cover(ing Bears)x3 Vines of Vastwoodx9 Forestsx8 Snow-Covered Forests (For polar BEARS)x2 Oran-Reif, the Vastwoodx3 Jungle Basinx1 Gaea's Cradle
Balduvian BearsGolden BearWHY NO GOLDEN BEARS? THEY ARE EVEN BIGGER!Razorclaw Bear River Bear
Getting tired... Feel free to post your own variations of the BEAR deck
Replace any number of Runeclaw BEAR and Grizzly BEARS with:Balduvian BEARSBEAR CubForest BEARVariety is always good.
hey guise im a bear too!
this deck is un[spoiler]play[/spoiler]able
>>9412137Nicely done faget
This thread makes me wish WotC would make more bear cards instead of elves...
WotC needs to print more goat creatures and goatnapper.
>>9411552Working on some moreI was trying to find a full picture of her to better crop but I have sooooo many folders of models from /s/.If I come across a better picture then I'll redo it.
>>9412803forgot my pic
But I already made a bear deckIt even has an infinite combo
>>9411050except they aren't lions.They are small felines, go tame a racoon, and you would have about the same thing.
>>9412849ashnod's altar + words of wilding. nice
ALL GREEN BEAR CARDS HEREhttp://magiccards.info/query?q=bear+c!g&v=card&s=cname
>>9411050Cats are, if I'm not mistaken, the result of hundreds, if not thousands, of years.Domestication is an incredibly long process.
>>9414296I prefer that site to the gather.