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    150 KB So your dad is a primarch... Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)17:56 No.9340146  
    Sup /tg/entlemen?

    Say you could choose any primarch as your father. You're born with all of their strengths and even their unique abilities. The only difference is that you're technically human, just with unnatural space marine strengths. (think average looking but super retard-strong and tough.)

    So who you pick?

    I'd have to go with Corax. Epic hide-and-seek as a kid and when I grow up the ability to "turn invisible" would come in handy if my retard strength failed.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)17:56 No.9340155
    Sanguinus wings would be nice.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)17:57 No.9340168
    The sexy wolf girl one.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)17:58 No.9340187
    Fuck you, I was going to say Corax.

    But... he can go invisible?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)17:59 No.9340196
    Leman Rus I'm already look like a viking, not much of a stretch.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)17:59 No.9340200
    Horus. I've always wanted to throw the galaxy into an endless war.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)17:59 No.9340201
    Rogal Dorn is mah pappah!
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)17:59 No.9340205
    He has the ability to make people around him forget he's there, making him effectively invisible.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:00 No.9340221
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    Sangy so I can impress the ladies with my wings and ultra sexyness
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:00 No.9340228
    When was this revealed?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:01 No.9340249
    Was that added as a cruel joke explaining why the Raven Guard never gets any attention in the fluff?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:02 No.9340261

    Enjoy being bald
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:02 No.9340268
    I dunno if it's canon but I know he does it in a few novels. I know he does it in Raven's Flight at least. He's running around looking over the battlefield solo.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:02 No.9340272
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:02 No.9340276
    rolled 2 = 2

    Magnus the Red. Super psyker powers will be more useful than anything else.

    (rolling for perils)
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:02 No.9340279
    That really irks me.

    Then again, it's the same with Iron hands and, to a slightly lesser degree, Salamanders.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:03 No.9340309

    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:04 No.9340313
    Sanguinius. Sure I'd have a bit of Black Rage, but oh god those luscious locks of golden hair.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:04 No.9340324

    You only get the black rage after the fight on that demon world.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:04 No.9340330
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    Enjoy being an armless failure.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:05 No.9340353
    Nah man. I fuckin love Raven Guard. I have a huge boner for them.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:06 No.9340362
    I choose the missing primarchs
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:06 No.9340374
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:07 No.9340386
    Actually, no. His anger came from a chip implanted in his brain from his days as an arena slave.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:07 No.9340401

    Both of them? You'll have two fathers?

    HAhahahahaha, enjoy your two dads with their creepy incest-homo sex every night.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:08 No.9340406
    That's like trying to field squats. I mean you might as well th
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:08 No.9340408
    Then what would you say are his unique abilities, other than his anger?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:08 No.9340421
    anything other than Robert Guilliman is smalltime
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:09 No.9340426

    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:10 No.9340457
    Argon, Then cosplay as an angry marine :3
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:10 No.9340460
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    Apemantus, he was likely a missing Primarch.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:10 No.9340470
    On the upside you'll never what I look like or what I can do, all you will ever know is that I exist.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:12 No.9340489
    Sounds kinda emo to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:12 No.9340498


    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:13 No.9340520
    I would say Alpharius, except I'm Alpharius.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:14 No.9340528
    Pics or it didn't happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:14 No.9340531

    no, I'm Alpharius!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:14 No.9340534
    >Super psyker powers
    Read as
    Super soaker powers
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:14 No.9340540
    inb4 everyone's Alpharius

    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:15 No.9340559
    That might not be so bad actually.
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)18:17 No.9340588
    Alpharius is synonymous with anonymous, given his acts of hiding within his own legion. Anyone and everyone is/was/could be Alpharius.

    I propose God-Moot to change the default posting name on /tg/ from anonymous to Alpharius
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:17 No.9340599
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:17 No.9340600
    I'm not, I'm Omegan.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:18 No.9340604

    Omegon, you mean?
    >> Ofdensen is actually Omegon !!w6j1ULI0ay+ 04/21/10(Wed)18:18 No.9340616
    Who's that?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:19 No.9340620
    And so the seeds of confusion and mistrust are sown
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)18:20 No.9340635

    I think there's already multiple people posting under that moniker. (Started with Primarch Quest, I believe?)
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:20 No.9340639
    No. It's one of the missing female primarchs. Omegan. She hides within the adeptus sororitas as a random celestian.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:20 No.9340649
    Raven Guard.

    A chapter using actual tactics, and acting as a special forces should.

    Gets no attention.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:21 No.9340651
    We knew little to nothing about Alpharus other than the fact that he was a faggot
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:21 No.9340652
    Konrad Curze. I would become a terrorist vigilante.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:21 No.9340670

    I'd move in all the high-fashion and art circles talking about the perfection of this and that
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:22 No.9340674
    You would become THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:22 No.9340689
    Tactics? What are those? Usually you just field an army, compare prices and see who costs more/wins.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:23 No.9340696
    And /tg/ said "No, I must kill the heretics"
    but the radio said "No /tg/ you are the heretics"
    And then /tg/ was alpha legion.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:23 No.9340716
    Can you imagine being the daughter of somebody like Angron. Overprotective to a fault

    "Yes Daddy"
    "Alright schnookems, have fun. AND REMEMBER THAT I AM WATCHING YOU, MAGGOT!"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:23 No.9340718
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:24 No.9340723
    Yeah, it's damn annoying. They work like all marines should, lightning strikes, getting in and out with as little collateral damage and injuries to their own forces as they can.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:24 No.9340732
    Wait, isn't believed that the Alpha Legion is secretly still loyal to the Imperium?

    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:25 No.9340750
    I think that'd be pretty awesome. If Corax was your dad you'd always have to be looking around for scouts and ninjas and shit following you on dates to try and keep you from having unprotected sex, lest you mutate the geneseed... oh wait.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:26 No.9340755
    Why does that make the idea of attempting to court Angrons daughter more attractive?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:27 No.9340777

    Yes though personaly I'm not too sure how that works. It's not like you can ask for your soul back once you pledge it to the dark gods regardless of your motives for doing so.
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)18:27 No.9340778
    Alpharius of course.

    I would be Alpharius, son of Alpharius.

    My mom is Omegon.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:27 No.9340782
    It's exhilarating to try and tap DAT FORBIDDEN ASS. It's like "want so bad, but death if fuck up"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:28 No.9340797
    Yeah they are just pissed about all those people choosing that fag Girlyman as their spiritual liege,

    Also Bragg from Gaunt's Ghosts was alpha legion (Explains his weaponry and they were the only ones to ever try passing as normal men.)
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:28 No.9340801
    You mean Omegan?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:30 No.9340827
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    Kill bears gain fatherly approval (also Putin is Alpharius)
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:30 No.9340841

    The worst part is that you would never know he was there, right up until you find a note where you left your contraceptives saying "Don't try it". Paranoia would do the work of a thousand ninja. Kurz would probably be the same, except more direct. Horrifyingly direct.


    Possibly the challenge involved. It's also means that you will do everything to prove your love because this guy will frigging kill you if it goes pear shaped.

    Christ, imagine if you broke her heart.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:30 No.9340842

    Don't be stupid Putin is the Emperor.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:30 No.9340844
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    Because delicious Khornate girls.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:31 No.9340853
    Every time a dude says anything to her and you snap his spine over your engorged penis, you gain +1 Fatherly Approval.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:32 No.9340870
    I think he's powerful enough that perils of the warp can't do anything to him
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:32 No.9340874
    So Alpha Legion's true nature might be described as... more than meets the eye?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:32 No.9340885
    Me, I'd go with Vulkan.

    Link related.

    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:33 No.9340887
    Yeah he's second to only the Emprah in psyker power right? I think he'll be okay.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:33 No.9340897
    Is that meant to be a CSI: Miami opener?

    I don't get it.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:33 No.9340903
    Are you implying the Alpha Legion are robots in disguise?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:34 No.9340910
    That brings up something interesting. You'd expect Corax and Konrad to have been rivals of some sort, seeing as how their tactics were so similar.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:34 No.9340914
    I think it means he's a reverse-trap.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:34 No.9340921

    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:35 No.9340935
    They could never be rivals because they could never find each other to duke it out.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:35 No.9340947
    Crazy space batman would make the best dad
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:36 No.9340960

    So was the Emprah like Optimus and Horus was Megatron?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:36 No.9340967
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    (don't mind me /tg/, it's for the sake of a comic strip)
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:36 No.9340971
    It's more like Megatron and Starscream, what with the betraying and all.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:37 No.9340972

    "I've waited an eternity for this, It's over dad."

    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:37 No.9340974

    Or... they're always fighting, even now. Right inside the same room as you, they're just invisible to your eyes.

    They raid you fridge while you sleep, eating while they fight.

    Fucking Primarchs.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:37 No.9340978
    >Christ, imagine if you broke her heart.

    The only ones I can see not murdering the crap out of you immediately would be Sanguinus, Horus and Rouboute - they'd probably go and ask you why their daughter wasn't good enough for you. If you chose your words with exceptional care there is a 1% chance that you'd be allowed to live.

    Kurz'd crucify you over his house as an example to other suitors.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:38 No.9340997

    I for one would be honoured to have a primarch raid my fridge. As long as it wasn't robot girlyman.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:38 No.9341002
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:38 No.9341013

    The Astronomican has actually been running off the stored energies from the Matrix of Leadership. Promethium is the same thing as Energon. And Abaddon is actually Starscream.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:39 No.9341018
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    >chose your words with exceptional care
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:39 No.9341021
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    What's this I hear?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:39 No.9341028
    Alpharius would take the place of every girlfriend you ever have.

    He'll reveal it while you're on your deathbed, then laugh as you die in a massively depressed state.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:39 No.9341032
    Whenever I see him called robot or rowboat girlyman I always imagine it being said with arnold schwarzeneggers voice
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:39 No.9341033
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:40 No.9341043

    But wouldn't that mean I'd fucked Alpharius? That Alpharius had given me blowjobs?
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)18:40 No.9341046
    You are now imagining Vulkan as a Scary Black Dad.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:40 No.9341047
    *Well they CAN make promethium out of damn near everything. (Gaunt's ghost's airborne novel)
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:40 No.9341056
    Just to pick up Perturabo's daughter for a date you'd have to make your way through fifty miles of razorwire and trenches and fortifications, and then after all that he'd pull some your princess is in another fortress shit on you.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:41 No.9341060
    I wouldn't mind so long as it was good.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:41 No.9341067
    Yes. He'd also tell you that he faked every orgasm.

    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:41 No.9341068

    Yes. When it comes to ruining the lives of those who hurt his daughter, Alpharius will do anything.

    It also makes your dying regrets even more powerful.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:41 No.9341082
    I just read the Girlyman part that way.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:42 No.9341086

    It's hard to feel bad knowing I was the giver and he was the taker.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:42 No.9341088
    Magnus wouldn't murder you, he'd just rewrite your personality and hand you back to his daughter.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:42 No.9341091
    guilleman, so everyone will look up to me since my dad is the only one who seems to be able to do anything right.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:42 No.9341100
    Does that mean Lion El's daughter would disappear halfway through your date with everyone else in the restaurant?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:42 No.9341106
    Including yours.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:42 No.9341109
    Wouldn't it all be masturbation anyway?
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:43 No.9341117
    That sounds like Tzeentch may have been involved in some way.
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)18:43 No.9341119
    Worth it.

    Perturabo's daughter would be like Kreig-chanx1000.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:43 No.9341122

    No, she'll just have severe emotional problems and will feel the need to prove her loyalty constantly.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:43 No.9341123
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:43 No.9341124

    then when you finaly get her in to bed she has an adamantine chatity belt.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:43 No.9341127
    >Abaddon is Starscream

    You know, that would explain an awful lot.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:43 No.9341129

    Never mind that, a network of cultists around the world will work tirelessly with but one goal: ruining your life. Imagine every single /b/tard focussing entirely on you. Forever. Anyone you interact with could be one of them. Even if they aren't now, they will be soon.

    Do not mess with Alphadad
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:44 No.9341137
    Then I'd tell him I'm Alpharius
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:44 No.9341138
    I'm down.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:44 No.9341140
    He gave his fucking precious codex up to "Beat" Alpharius. He is a worthless Hypocrite .
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:44 No.9341148
    Well, despite what Slaanesh might like to claim, Tzeentch is in fact the Lord of Change. Every kind of change, in fact.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:45 No.9341158
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:46 No.9341175
    Betta Rekonize Biatch. Lest Commisar Holt smack a bitch.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:47 No.9341189
    ITT: If each primarch had a daughter, which would you try and bang?

    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:48 No.9341207
    Hmmm I need to choose these words carefully...
    You. forgot. the. *slap*.
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)18:49 No.9341224

    I can't imagine Ferrus' daughter as anyone but Major Motoko Kusanagi.

    I'm ok with this.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:49 No.9341228

    They'd all hang out together, probably. Or at least be on reasonably good terms. Provided they all lived in the same general area.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:50 No.9341235
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:50 No.9341236
    Fulgrim's would be a trap.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:50 No.9341248
    Whatever you do don't date Magnus' daughter. You'll get castrated for shit you haven't even done yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:51 No.9341257
    Or a full herm.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:51 No.9341264
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    Could Sanguinious even fly with those wings?

    Also. since he's the most sexy and subtle primarch I would kill to date his daughter.....
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:51 No.9341265
    By the other primarch's daughters too.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)18:52 No.9341283
    Dude he flew around all the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:52 No.9341286
    Was waiting on this.
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)18:52 No.9341293

    There was drawfaggotry? Delicious!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:52 No.9341296
    at least she gets a headache after she punishes you for something you haven't done, thereby preventing it from happening in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:53 No.9341301
    Russ'. Crazy wild chicks are a turn on to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:53 No.9341302
    Corax PROS: would have a gothy child into literature, and he'd probably have a Libary in his attic and be a bro about lending books.

    CONS: While he may not actually be watching, he will never be out of earshot, and if his daughter says anything, he'll swoop in, pick her up and the next day you have shambling zombie monsters after you.

    Perturabo PROS: Wouldn't let his daughter live in anything other than a small fortress, so you can guarantee when you get a house it'll be completely impossible to break into. Also, she'd most likely be into heavy artillery, and chicks + Giant guns = fuck yeah.

    PROS: Actually get as far as her front door will probably be a godlike feat as of itself, then when you get there (as an anon far greater than I put it), you find the door is actually a facade and the real, heavier fortified house is miles of razorwire and trenches behind it.
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)18:53 No.9341315
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:53 No.9341322
    I still prefer the Original MS paint drawfaggotry of the toddler.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:53 No.9341324
    Immediately afterwards Russ' daughter comes by, lets her dogs shit all over the rugs, and burns your house down.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:55 No.9341347
    And yes, the second one was intentionally PRO, because making it through his defenses would probably secure his approval.
    >> Captain Baha 04/21/10(Wed)18:55 No.9341354
    Magnus the Red's daughter would be fucked up.
    Really, really, REALLY fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:56 No.9341370

    He is the paranoid one though. That might make things more complicated.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:56 No.9341371
    No mention of Mortarions daughter yet I see
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:58 No.9341402

    Dear god.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:58 No.9341404
    Some things simply should not be.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)18:59 No.9341420

    Mortarion would probably be a really nice guy, actually. Quiet and very, very frightening, maybe, but overall he's one of the more caring primarchs.

    She'd probably be tall, unconventionally attractive, white haired, of sallow complexion, wearing sunglasses all the time, and constantly smoking something foul smelling. She can also handle intoxicants better than anybody.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:00 No.9341433
    So Perturabo is basically the ultimate Krieger Dad?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:00 No.9341447

    trying to figure it out in my head.

    Pale and thin like the people of his homeworld. Then there's the whole gasmask thing and the noxious chemicals... She's a chaos version of chem chan.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:00 No.9341450
    And have every STD known to man and some that aren't.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:01 No.9341460
    That guy.... was a..... fucking..... GOD!

    dat slap
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:01 No.9341462
    So... Lady Gaga?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:01 No.9341464
    And the black death. And randomn patches of necrosis.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:01 No.9341473

    I thought we were talking pre heresy here.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:02 No.9341484
    Fucking lol'd
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:02 No.9341487
    Oh you poor, deluded fool.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:03 No.9341496

    If we're talking pre-chaos primarchs, probably not. The Death Guard were all about the immunity to disease and poison.

    That said, she may well have *had* the STDs, but beat them into submission.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:03 No.9341499
    I think It would be pre-twisting so moreso poisons than disease.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:03 No.9341503

    Well whatever. As long as I pledge my own soul to Nurgle it'll all work out. We can be infected together.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)19:03 No.9341506
    - the penis...maybe
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:04 No.9341519
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:05 No.9341546
    Fulgrim so I'd know how to get all the pussy.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:06 No.9341556
    Oh yeh the daddy thing.... Who else.... fucking Logar.

    Libra Chaotica becomes your bed time story books.
    Purging heretics too and bible fights. Pretty sure there would be some pretty sweet perks to being the son/daughter of the head of the black faith.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:06 No.9341560

    Fulgrim's daughter would be the ultimate stuck up bitch.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:07 No.9341570
    Lorgar get's no love.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:07 No.9341572
    Perturabo, because I never get enough respect. Fuckin' Dorn
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:08 No.9341593
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    So... pic related?
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)19:09 No.9341600
    So I would be Corax's Son and date Curze's daughter. That way we could disappear together and have sex in public and rifle through people's shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:10 No.9341618
    Heheheh That would be great.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:11 No.9341629
    Then one morning you wake up to find your parents sliced into a dozen pieces, their blood painted everywhere and on everything. Your fathers sticking liver is right next your head, on the pillow. The pieces and all the rest of the major organs are pinned onto your roof.

    Written in blood and stomach bile, underneath all this, "DO NOT fuck up. I am watching".
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:12 No.9341635
    This thread needs a drawfag and a writefag right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:12 No.9341644
    Actually, make that the last two guys who dated lil' miss Kurze.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:12 No.9341650
    You do realize that his father is also a primarch?
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)19:13 No.9341654
    I think if my dad was Corax it would be harder to chop him up while I slept.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:13 No.9341659
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:14 No.9341682
    Ah thought that was another one of us correcting you.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)19:15 No.9341691
    Well they were clearly fagots so I'll be okay. Plus I don't think that anyone but another primarch's child could get close enough to ask her out. Curze would be all over that shit. Plus no one else would be able to find her to ask her out.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:16 No.9341712

    Which would mean he just dismembered two random guys to get the message across to you.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:16 No.9341714
    Maybe you should just be Kruze's son and date Corvax's daughter? At least then it wouldn't be quite as bad if it all went south?
    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 04/21/10(Wed)19:17 No.9341737


    Tom Kruze, Primarch?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:18 No.9341743
    konrad cruze cause i'd be the godamn batman
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)19:18 No.9341753
    Maybe... I have to much respect for Corax though. I'm down for a challenge. Plus then it would result in epic assassination attempts. Keep me on my toes.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:19 No.9341767
    Yeah he went to worship the Chaos Lord Xenu
    >> Rubric Marine !fQrRN.o0Zk 04/21/10(Wed)19:20 No.9341784

    I assume his world is covered in volcanoes.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:20 No.9341785
    That might lead to epic make-up sex.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)19:21 No.9341796
    So what I'm getting from this thread is that modern day Terra would be pretty fucked if we were the kids of primarchs.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:21 No.9341801
    You'd have a Vlad the Impaler vs Muslims scenario every night on your way home.

    A forest of impaled people decorating either side of the road from her house to yours.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:21 No.9341802
    No the one spelled with a K sells hoverrounds.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)19:22 No.9341811
    More or less. That or it would make an epic high school drama.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:22 No.9341812
    >The Emperor is Optimus and Horus is Megatron

    E: "Horus must be stopped, no matter the cost!"
    E: "At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall"
    H: "Why throw away your life so recklessly dad?"
    E: "That a question you should be asking yourself, Horus"
    H: "I'll crush you with my bare hands!"

    >Then Dorn totally tries to help the Emperor, gets taken hostage, and gets the Emperor shot for his troubles.

    >Abaddon is starscream

    Sadly this explains entirely too much.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:23 No.9341827
    Rogal Dorn

    Be able to defend anything.

    "Stand behind me and no force on earth will harm you"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:23 No.9341830
    Sanguinius. I'd also be very effiminate.
    I'd get all the chicks man, ALL of them.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)19:23 No.9341835
    Who are you two? I'm Inquisitor Smathers.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:24 No.9341852

    Corax would be the goddamn Batman

    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)19:24 No.9341864
    No I'm Alpharius
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:25 No.9341873
    Kurze is just a more killey batman I mean look at his legion's ears!
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)19:25 No.9341888
    Which villain would that be? I'm Scarecrow?
    >> Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 04/21/10(Wed)19:26 No.9341904
    They *should* do a harem anime, and some guardsman gets doted upon by the primarch's daughters.

    Or at least a visual novel.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:26 No.9341906

    Maybe Scarecrow, if he went from scaring people to death to slicing them up real nice.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:27 No.9341918
    For OP's question, I'd choose Horus. He knows psychology and presumably would know parenting. Also, he won't be hovering over me in my adulthood, because he dies.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:27 No.9341920
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    I am the son of Pauldronious, the forgotten Primarch!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:29 No.9341946
    I like this Idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:30 No.9341973
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    For some reason I think Dorn's girl would look a bit like this. Something about the short white hair and "don't mess with me" expression. Not sure about the costume, however, but the wrench looks about right.

    Although that reminds me - the Khan must have some kind of biker chick as a child.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:30 No.9341977
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:32 No.9342004
    No-one mentioned Vulkan.

    No love for the tanned chicks?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:32 No.9342009

    Dorn always struck my as a R Lee Ermy type
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:33 No.9342032

    >No love for the nigger chicks?

    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:33 No.9342035
    I for one am definitely okay with a delicious brown girl with pyromania.

    I am drawing a blank for Horus', though.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:34 No.9342051
    Isn't his face grey?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:34 No.9342058
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    <-- For Fulgrim?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:34 No.9342060
    >203 posts and 14 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view

    203 posts and only 14 images?

    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:34 No.9342067
    horus daughter would be the queen bitch using every method known to get what she wants.

    lorgars daughter would be the side-kick
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:35 No.9342082
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:35 No.9342083
    We need a drawfag in here I want a primarch daughter group shot.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:37 No.9342110

    With the Legion badges somewhere about their person. Father insists. Could be on brooches, hair clips or as designs on bags rather than the full t-shirt thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:37 No.9342119
    agreed also totally would date dorns daughter she would always support and stand by you
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:38 No.9342128
    Lorgar's daughter would be the good Catholic girl who turns out to be kinky as hell, but will probably end up sacrificing you to the dark gods at some point if her father doesn't find out and kill you first.
    >> Iron Lung 04/21/10(Wed)19:39 No.9342155
    Rowboat Girlyman.
    Because I've been invisible, murderous, RAGE, and creative at various times in my life.
    And really, I'd be cool with being able to remember where the fuck I put my keys. Plus super retard strength, tacticool geneyus, and winning the panties off barbarian honeys.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:40 No.9342176
    angrons daughter is jack from mass affect 2
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:41 No.9342187
    Sanguinius, because he's hot as shit and has freaking wings.

    I'd be rolling in pussy.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:41 No.9342199
    That actually sounds like Shuffle, cept with more girls.
    Normal human guy(guardsman) has to pick between the daughter of god and the devil.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:42 No.9342216
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    Primarch Daughters

    Horus: Jack of all trades girl, will end up betraying (dumping) you

    Sanguinius: Blond and tan with blue eyes and wings, ultrahot

    Rowboat: Nerdy "by the book' girl who gets perfect grades, everyone hates her for this

    Fulgrim: Hot goth chick who's all into art and songs

    Vulkan: Nigger ghetto chick, but has a big ass!

    Russ: She could probally bench twice as much as you can

    Not sure on the rest, Help me out bros!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:42 No.9342228
    ITT: That almost every single primarch's daughter would be pretty hot but we'd have to watch out or be killed.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:43 No.9342233
    this is true
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:43 No.9342238
    Is it bad that the mental image I got from that was "fucking snow leopard skin cloaks hahyelll yeh"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:44 No.9342249
    Fulgrim's daughter would be the Arch-cheerleader stereotype, and you know it.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)19:44 No.9342266
    I demand a group shot of the primarch's daughters immediately.
    >> Iron Lung 04/21/10(Wed)19:45 No.9342269
    Angron: Metal chick, can do the black metal RRRRRRRRRR voice, pierced/tatoo'd titties. Is courting a meth addiction.
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)19:45 No.9342273
    >Blond and tan with blue eyes and wings, ultrahot


    >Nigger ghetto chick, but has a big ass!

    Also want... damn you!

    >She could probally bench twice as much as you can

    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:45 No.9342278
    Yah, Conrad Cruz's daughter would be the goth
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:45 No.9342284
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    konrads daughter
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:45 No.9342285
    And have a dick.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:46 No.9342288

    Samus - Blond, deadly and grim.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:46 No.9342297
    I'm thinking less meth and more PCP/roids/assorted other "boosters"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:46 No.9342298
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    >Horus: Jack of all trades girl, will end up betraying (dumping) you

    >Sanguinius: Blond and tan with blue eyes and wings, ultrahot

    >Rowboat: Nerdy "by the book' girl who gets perfect grades, everyone hates her for this

    Oh god, these three are perfect.....
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:46 No.9342303
    ITT /tg/ attempts to disguise their desire for primarch rule 63
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:47 No.9342314

    Russ'd be a mad scottish lass, with massess of firey red hair into drinkin' an' fighting an' swearing an' drinkin' mair. An' you'd better nor dissappoint in the bedroom, oh no, cos' she's a wild beasty and she'll rip yah tae shreds!

    She also likes dogs and romantic walks in the snow.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)19:48 No.9342328
    Disguise? I need it. Now!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:48 No.9342329

    This is /tg/.
    We're pretty clear about what we want.
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/21/10(Wed)19:48 No.9342336

    If she could cut the meth addiction without killing me during withdrawl, then I'd hit it.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:48 No.9342344
    Commisar Rule63mind *slap*
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:48 No.9342348
    >Rowboat: Nerdy "by the book' girl who gets perfect grades, everyone hates her for this

    It's the Class Rep. Quick, hide the heresy.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)19:49 No.9342356
    I hate to break it to you but we'd probably all end up death. you just have to decide if it's worth it or not. You' have a better chance if you were another primarch's kid.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:49 No.9342360
    While on this topic can I get the name of the guy who made the pictures of the primarchs that the lost primarch quest thread used as OP images? (for the first few at least)
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:50 No.9342367

    Not really, because part of the attraction is having their various Dad's in the background. Whether because it adds the old "forbidden fruit" aspect to it, or because they'd be total bros - you just know Russ is going to be cool.



    Actually, might not want to test that theory.
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/21/10(Wed)19:50 No.9342375

    Speed. Lots of speed and mushies.

    Now there's a berzerker.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:50 No.9342376
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    And where is Grampa E while all this is going on?
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)19:51 No.9342394
    I've gotta roll or I'll be late for class. I'll see if you guys are still around when I get back. in the mean time someone start drawing or writing for fucks sake.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:51 No.9342400
    Sittin in the old laz-E boy?
    >> Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 04/21/10(Wed)19:51 No.9342409
    Jaghati Kahn's daughter would be the butch biker chick. Possibly a lesbo.

    Vulkan's daughter regardless of appearance should be a firebug.

    Ferrus Manus' daughter is like a techpriestess.

    2 cents.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:52 No.9342415
    Mortarion - Frail and anemic.
    Has a severe case of asthma and constantly huffs from her inhaler.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)19:52 No.9342431
    Probably trying to figure out how the fuck to deal with 20 kids who have kids of their own committing all kinds of incest.
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)19:52 No.9342433
    Keep in mind guys: Chicks tend to prefer men who look like their fathers.

    On that note my best chance would be Dorn's little girl, on account of my disturbingly gigantic mutton chops.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:53 No.9342441
    Nah they were disease PROOF for the longest time.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:53 No.9342446
    Vulkan's daughter would be the sweetest, nicest girl you'd ever meet, but don't you dare try to bully anyone around her, or you'll be on the receiving end of a thunder hammer.

    Khan's daughter would be a sports freak, a tomboy Asian chick with a love of motorbikes. Nothing better than tinkering on her ride while the footie is playing on the radio.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:53 No.9342447

    Phenominally wealthy and retired. Slowly losing his marbles. Probably has a male live-in nurse to stand in for the Custodes (assuming its set on contemporary earth, if not then he's off Emperoring)
    >> Iron Lung 04/21/10(Wed)19:54 No.9342465
    Fair enough, but really nothing good.
    Likes PBR, JD, did time in county for B&E.
    Is scared of her dad.

    Ferrous Manos: red-blonde, strong arms, working on her diesel engine repair certification. Drives a BIG pickup with dualies. Has a Canadian accent. Smokes.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:54 No.9342473
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    I demand this thread be archived NAO!!!!!
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/21/10(Wed)19:55 No.9342480

    Worth it? Fuck yes.

    Oh god, I just had a horrible thought...

    What if they got preggers?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:55 No.9342490
    Pics? (You can hide the rest of your face but still pics.)
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:55 No.9342497
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)19:56 No.9342511
    The baby is born wearing full Terminator armor.

    Don't worry, to even get into her pants in the first place you need a dick the size of the washington monument.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:56 No.9342515

    Whelp, if she hadn't killed you before the hormonal mood swings took hold...
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:57 No.9342525
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    For some reason my mental image of Magnus' little girl is something like this.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:57 No.9342535

    He's tinkering in the garage with his crazy experiments.

    Thousands died last time.

    Crazy ol' gramps.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:57 No.9342538
    Oh lord... considering the 'current' fluff:

    Just picture it, Rogal Dorn's Daughter jumps on Rowboat's daughter

    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)19:58 No.9342548

    I am camera shy.

    Also, there's this annoying goatee in between them, so it's mostly a neckbeard.

    It's bushy and red-brown though. Can't be arsed to shave it.
    >> Grungefag !8hjZvH7ioc 04/21/10(Wed)19:58 No.9342553

    I can't even imagine how painful that would be...
    >> Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 04/21/10(Wed)19:58 No.9342556

    These are Primarch daughters. In the same way as if you were a Primarch's son, despite their appearance they're retard strong and tough.

    What're the chances you'd make it though simple hugs or holding hands, let alone sleeping together?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:58 No.9342560
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    Konrad Curze
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)19:59 No.9342564
    I'd accept Roboute Gulliman as my father and spiritual liege.
    But to be REALLY honest, Leman Russ.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:00 No.9342576
    ITT: We ignore the fact that the average size of a Primarch was 13 feet and ignore that fact their daughters would also be xbawksheuge
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:00 No.9342577
    Perturabo. I won't be as big as a primarch in the middle of a battle anyway but I'd be able to lead an army like one.
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)20:02 No.9342620
    I'm not. I'd be totally into my enormous super strong waifu.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:02 No.9342630
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    >No fun.jpg
    >> Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 04/21/10(Wed)20:02 No.9342631

    Exactly as what I was getting at.

    It's like being with a giantess. I am reminded of that comic where the guy meets the Xbox-chan, and she's the size of a skyscraper.

    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:03 No.9342653

    Konrad's son plays football.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:03 No.9342660
    I assume you're not here for the -4 STR threads then?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:04 No.9342673
    Magnus, every fucking day of the week
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)20:05 No.9342680
    If the size really became an issue, remember this: This is 40k.

    If you want to grow four feet in height and hundreds of pounds of muscle, all that is required is sufficient determination and pushups.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:05 No.9342681
    The OP said in an ordinary human frame.
    >> Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 04/21/10(Wed)20:07 No.9342708

    True dat.

    Nvm then.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:07 No.9342712
    FERRUS MANUS' daughter, so I can receive IRON HANDJOBS
    >> Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 04/21/10(Wed)20:08 No.9342735

    She'll rip you're are cock off boyo.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:08 No.9342737
    dude it would like snap your dick off
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)20:09 No.9342748
    She wears condoms on all five fingers, lubes you with motor oil, and the whole thing vibrates the entire time.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:09 No.9342750
    cock ripping hive mind
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:09 No.9342751

    Enjoy your shredded dick....

    Also, if this thread 404's I exept OP to cuntinue it......
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:09 No.9342754
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    >you're are
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:09 No.9342764

    Perhaps they have normal human mothers, so they would be slightly bigger than normal, but not on the scale of their Dads?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:10 No.9342779

    Glorious mind
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:11 No.9342797
    mortarions daughter would be like a pale emo chick who huffs on gasoline fumes
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:11 No.9342799

    Op's gone, as per >>9342394

    It is up to us now...
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)20:11 No.9342803
    Vulkans daughter has capsaicin instead of vaginal fluids.

    It's an acquired taste, I admit.
    >> northern /k/ommando 04/21/10(Wed)20:11 No.9342810
    hehe. the daughter of angron.

    angry sex for the rest of my life.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:15 No.9342864
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:15 No.9342877

    I am also seconding this. But I thought that despite all the trickery, Alpharius was still way bigger than his marines and thus, kinda noticeable.
    >> Alpharius 04/21/10(Wed)20:16 No.9342886
    Miss Angron would be a hellcat in bed, but she'd be unable to get off unless you screamed "BADGER CUNT" in her ear.
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    >rip you're are cock off
    >rip you are are cock off
    >> Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 04/21/10(Wed)20:18 No.9342923
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    What're are you on about?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:21 No.9342963
    That's what you wrote.
    It makes no sense.
    We can all see what you actually meant, but still...
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:23 No.9343003
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    Here you go. The image is a little more nasty then I'd normally go for but it's the only one I have.
    >> Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 04/21/10(Wed)20:24 No.9343021
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    Ya'll all are crazy.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:24 No.9343023
    You have failed at the grammar

    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:25 No.9343035
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    Well this thread is officialy derailed.....
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:25 No.9343036
    And you're an awful troll.

    Who comes off worst?
    >> Rape-Chan !!DhEZOUaepXX 04/21/10(Wed)20:26 No.9343056
    We still never did get any drawfags on the wagon, shame that.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:26 No.9343057
    >All ya'll
    >> Heretical GM 04/21/10(Wed)20:27 No.9343082
    I'd Sanguinius's daughter, or be his son, but not both. That would be so wrong and better fitting for those pansy assed Emperor's Children and Fulgrim's kids.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:27 No.9343087
    Corax's daughter:

    Pale, jet black hair. Thin. Reads literature avidly, can be rather morose. Excellent conversationalist.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:29 No.9343125
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    Who wouldn't date his glorious rule abiding daughter?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:30 No.9343147
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:32 No.9343203
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    You wanna start this shit again....bitch nigger?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:32 No.9343207
    We've hit autosage, people...
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:32 No.9343213
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:33 No.9343233

    Cursed fagMods
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:35 No.9343262
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)20:36 No.9343297

    I don't know, there has been 300+ posts. Worth archiving and/or moving to a new thread?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)21:30 No.9344337
    Alph was only a little taller than the average space marine (Likely from splitting nutrients with Omegon) and all their legion were larger than average space marines (Their first captain was as tall as they were)
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)21:31 No.9344365
    this poor thread on autosage?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)21:52 No.9344771
    With Lion El Johnson as your dad you'd be going out and killing big game with just a sword and pistol. Shit would be so cash I bet he'd even let you wear a pith helmet on safari too.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)22:34 No.9345685
    who knows, you might pick up some dudes too.
    >> Inquisitor Smathers 04/21/10(Wed)22:47 No.9345944
    Hey /tg/uys what'd I miss?

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