>Australia's where most things can kill you, but most of it just doesn't care enough.
Cassowaries, those agressive fuckers don't need an excuse. You're on two legs? RAGEBIRD!!!
And there's these fuckers.
"jack jumper ants cause more deaths in Tasmania than spiders, snakes, wasps, and sharks combined."
Cigarette snail is the one that freaks me the fuck out. All them shells I collected as a kid? Looking back, some of them WERE cigarette snail shells. Thank fuck a) there weren't any in there, and b) Mum took adrenaline, anti venoms, etc. (y'know basic first aid) to the beach, every time.
Oh, screaming loony spiders. Yeah, though they're not technically spiders. . .