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    27 KB Trapped Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)02:54 No.9140311  
    You awake to find yourself enclosed in a perspex cube perched atop a mound of dried desert mud. There is enough room to move around in, but not enough to stand up. The sun is beating down mercilessly -- it's getting very hot and stuffy inside the box; condensation has already begun to form on its inner walls. You have no memory of who you are or how you got there, although you do you have a killer headache.

    It's not all bad, though: someone has thoughtfully drilled air holes along the lower margin of the box. In fact, some friendly fire ants have discovered the air holes -- apparently your box is perched atop a nest of them. Maybe they can help.

    What do you do?
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    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)02:56 No.9140346
    What is my inventory?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)02:56 No.9140348
    I sage and hide the thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)02:56 No.9140353
    find a GM thats not a dick
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)02:56 No.9140361
    Flail about wildly.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)02:58 No.9140385
    Wait to die.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)02:58 No.9140396
    How do you break open the fist of an angry god?

    The fuck is this guy talking about...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)02:59 No.9140416
    I pee in the box. Urea keeps the ants away.
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)02:59 No.9140417
    You thrash against the sides of the box. This attracts the attention of more ants. On the other hand, you see signs of stress emerging along the seams, and the box is teetering precariously on the rim of the mound.
    Jeans, a flannel shirt, a leather jacket, and an empty shoulder holster. Someone has liberated the rest of your belongings.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:01 No.9140442
    Greater Teleport.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:01 No.9140449
    Make pact to further the goals of the fire ant colony in exchange for assistance
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:02 No.9140457
    Push the side of the box with your entire body and topple it of the mound, ant bites is not a pleasant thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:03 No.9140467
    I concentrate on tackling one side of the box, in hopes of getting it to fall off the mound.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:04 No.9140481

    Die knowing I was a lumberjack biker
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:05 No.9140501
    Piss first, body-check side of box after
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)03:05 No.9140503
    You topple the box from the mound and it tumbles over the side. It breaks open on the rocks below; you emerge more or less unscathed. You see tire tracks leading away from the base of the mound.

    One of the ants stings you on the foot. (You are barefoot.)
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:06 No.9140516
    Follow tracks in hopes of civilization
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:06 No.9140522
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:06 No.9140523
    Go back home.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:07 No.9140527
    Follow the tracks, keep a look out for footwear.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:08 No.9140536
    Punch ant in the ovaries and fallow tracks on foot
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:09 No.9140551
    Rip the flannel shirt in half and use the halves as protection for our feet. Follow the tracks and make a decent pace.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:09 No.9140552
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:10 No.9140561
    I check the pockets of my clothing. If I find nothing, I rip the sleeves off of my leather jacket and wrap my feet to deal with rocks/sand, and I drape the body of the jacket over my head/neck to stave off sun-stroke.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:10 No.9140570
    Rip off part of my shirt and wrap it around the wider side of a jagged piece of the box that was holding me to make a makeshift dagger

    Tear off 2 other strips and wrap them around my feet.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:10 No.9140572
    >Rip the flannel shirt in half and roar in defiance, challenging the very gods that had imprisoned you in that cursed box

    Fixed that for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:11 No.9140580
    >rip off sleeves of leather jacket
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:12 No.9140588
    fucking beast
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    >Stick dick into ant hill

    >Ants crawl up dick

    >You dick now shoots ants

    >Become a superhero
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)03:13 No.9140604

    You stumble after the tire tracks, favoring your foot and keeping an eye out for proper footwear. The hot sand and jagged rocks are uncomfortable even through the flannel strips, but the fire ant sting puts it into perspective.

    Cresting the hill, you see three men tearing down an encampment and loading equipment into the bed of a single truck. There are tire tracks from many more trucks, and most of the encampment is already gone; they are apparently stragglers.

    They are also armed with submachine guns. At least you brought your makeshift dagger.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:14 No.9140622
    Approach the men and hail them.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:15 No.9140629
    list of know skills please
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:16 No.9140640
    Delayed Blast Fireball.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:16 No.9140652
    I presume these are hostiles, considering they probably put us in that box. Sneak up and take out someone of them who're lonely and not seen and steal the machine gun, then hide in bushes. If that plan is very risky, don't do it and watch them instead.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:18 No.9140677
    Pick up a rock and throw it to distract the men. While they are looking for the source of the sound, steal the truck and drive off.
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)03:19 No.9140699
    After a brief moment of surprise, they start shooting at you. Fortunately you had only just crested the hill, and can easily throw yourself back over the rim to avoid the hail of bullets.

    After they stop shooting, you can hear the men trudging up the hill after you. There are no bushes to hide in. They are having trouble in the loose sand; you might be able to stab the first one over the rim in the leg.
    Unfortunately, you can't remember what skills you might possess, aside from basics like walking and peeing. You might have retrograde amnesia and/or a concussion.
    That would have been a better idea, yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:20 No.9140714
    Leather jackets aren't made from a single piece of leather, the seams would be just as difficult to pry apart as a sturdy shirt, I would imagine.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:21 No.9140723
    fucking with three men is probably a bad Idea, especially if they have guns.

    I would suggest sitting in wait and hoping one decides to go take a piss, but they could just drive away and we'd still be stranded in the desert...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:21 No.9140737
    I wait for the first man to come over the hill and grab him, holding him infront of me with my knife at his throat.

    Attempt to get to the truck while keeping my hostage facing the other men.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:21 No.9140738
    Mass Dominate Person.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:22 No.9140752
    bury yourself as quickly as you possibly can
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:23 No.9140775
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)03:23 No.9140776
    This works surprisingly well. You grab the first man over the hill by the leg and pull him down. He wasn't expecting you to still be there, and you have your knife at his throat before he figures out what just happened to him.

    The others don't look very happy about this, but they don't shoot at you. As you circle around to the truck, one of them shouts something (probably obscenities) at you in a language you don't understand.

    You reach the truck. Now what?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:25 No.9140806

    Take cover behind the truck, if our hostage still has his smg, kill him and use it to kill the other two men. Scrounge for ammo, medical supplies, water, and footwear/a hat that fits.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:25 No.9140810
    take his gun out of his hand and empty a short burst into other two men, then execute prisoner
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:26 No.9140812
    Force the man to give you his weapon. Then tell him to enter the drivers seat while i sit on the passenger seat, aiming at his head.

    I tell him to drive. No destination, just drive.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:26 No.9140817
    roll for hat
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:27 No.9140835
    rolled 88 = 88

    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:28 No.9140846
    how the fuck do you get around the car without him driving over you?
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)03:28 No.9140852
    You grab your hostage's weapon and kill the other two, then your hostage. Searching the camp, you find a pair of boots that more or less fits, and a fedora hat. For a moment, you feel like Indiana Jones. (But you aren't.)

    In the truck are folded tents, assorted technical equipment that you don't recognize, several large water jugs, and some rations. There is also a map lying open on the passenger seat.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:29 No.9140863
    We both enter through the passenger side of course.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:30 No.9140868

    Too risky. Kill all three, using available cover to our advantage. Cover behind the truck bed. It won't offer as much protection as the engine block, but there's less likelihood a stray round will leave us stranded and fucked .
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:30 No.9140881
    Take everything and load it into the truck. Put the dead bodies in shallow graves beneath the sand and head out of here and to the nearest city.
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)03:31 No.9140899
    You load everything you can into the truck. The map doesn't show any obvious settlements, but there are tire tracks from the other vehicles which left earlier, all heading in the same direction.

    Problem: you can't find the ignition key. What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:32 No.9140908
    hydrate self, collect all 3 guns and any ammo, search bodies, check how much gas we have.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:33 No.9140917
    Search through the pockets of the men.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:33 No.9140918
    Search the bodies for the key.
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)03:35 No.9140944
    You drink some water and feel better. (Good thinking!) You have 3/4 a tank of diesel left, as well as a full can of diesel you found in the camp.

    You also collect the guns and ammo (also good thinking!) Unfortunately a search of the corpses still doesn't turn up the ignition key.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:35 No.9140951

    Awesome. Put everything that'll fit in the truck bed. Make a bailout bag out of a tent bag or any kind of satchel or rucksack.

    The bailout bag should always be on us or within arms reach. It should contain:
    Spare ammunition
    Water for at least one day
    Food for at least one day
    A flashlight
    perhaps a smaller, backup weapon. A pistol, if there's one lying around.
    A cellphone, radio or any other light communications device, if we can find one.
    Maybe a knife?
    Also, we should try and find unused, sterile tampons at some point in this quest. They're fantastic for slowing down bleeding from gunshot wounds. Stick one in the wound and it'll keep severed veins or arteries deep inside from draining you dry for a while.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:37 No.9140968
    Try to hotwire the car
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:37 No.9140972
    most people just use Maxie pads....
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:38 No.9140978
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)03:39 No.9140991
    This. You find a tent bag ready to hand, and fill it with everything on the list (except you can't find any feminine hygene products). No cellphones, but you do find a handheld radio.

    Still no ignition key. You try to hotwire the truck -- success! Unfortunately the steering wheel lock is engaged.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:39 No.9140992

    They're super absorbent!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:39 No.9141001
    rolled 41 = 41

    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:40 No.9141009

    Also, critical item I forgot, wrap it around our torso if we can.

    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:41 No.9141021

    time of day please
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:42 No.9141030

    How about sunglasses and something to keep the sand and dust out of our lungs?

    We're in the desert, bro.

    Shades and a bandanna at least, if we can find it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:42 No.9141035
    as discerned by us if no source available.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:43 No.9141049
    Are we similar in appearance to the people who were shooting at us? We should try disguising ourselves as one of them if we could pass.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:44 No.9141065
    but.... we have a hat!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:45 No.9141082

    But why not have all three?

    We can wrap the bandanna around our lower face, wear the hat and shades, and rob trains, cowboy style!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:46 No.9141085
    Have bandana underneath feadora.
    >> Qes !OZqrVI/9AU 04/12/10(Mon)03:46 No.9141086
    So this is /tg/'s version of the Evil Genie thread eh?

    Ok: I rock the box back and forth until I can knock it down the hill/mound. Given the the shape of the cage is a cube, without structural supports, Having a balled up version of me bouncing around in it as it tumbles down the hill is likely to break it. After getting up and out of the broken box, I then die of dehydration for not knowing how to survive in a desert.
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)03:47 No.9141094
    Yep! You find a coil of rope in the bed of the idling truck and sling it over your shoulder. Now you feel even more like Indiana Jones.
    You check one of the dead men's watches. It's almost noon.
    Every little bit helps. You take shades and a bandana from one of the dead men.

    (You're already dressed more or less like the three dead men; none of them were wearing uniforms or anything distinctive.)

    You return to the truck, which is idling but currently unsteerable.

    You hear a vehicle approaching.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:47 No.9141097
    fuck you! we have guns now!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:48 No.9141106


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    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)03:51 No.9141142
    You hastily hide the bodies among under a loose tarp, then scoot under the truck and wait. Another truck of similar make pulls up alongside yours and a man and a woman get out. You don't understand their language, but they sound upset/angry.

    Now what?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:52 No.9141147
    peek at them, see if they're armed
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:53 No.9141155
    Stay hidden and observe. If they try to do anything with the truck we are hiding under, open fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:53 No.9141156

    How far out? Do we have time to drag the bodies under the truck? If we do, do so.

    Feign incomprehension when people from the oncoming vehicle approach, then waste them as they close, staying near the cover of our truck.

    Unless they open fire as soon as they see us. Then, take cover, try to communicate. If that fails, return fire.

    Also, steal the most durable looking watch when we have time.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:54 No.9141171
    Since communication is out of question, killing them or disposing of them is our best option.
    >> Qes !OZqrVI/9AU 04/12/10(Mon)03:55 No.9141183
    Meh, thought it was a single scenario, not a rolling one.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)03:56 No.9141193

    Observe, like he said.

    Try and see what they do.

    Does their language sound the same as the other guys? Do they look and move the same?

    I'm curious as to how they'll react to the corpses if they find them.

    If necessary, hold them under gun point and try to communicate. We can always waste them later.

    Call me a chauvinist, but I'm loathe to kill a lady, and this group doesn't strike me as being like the other one.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)03:56 No.9141204

    Also, this was me. I'm modifying it to what I posted just above.
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)03:57 No.9141212
    They are very armed. The woman has a pistol in a side holster in addition to the SMGs she and the man carry. Of the two, she seems to be in charge. They are speaking the same language as the three men killed.

    After looking around briefly, the man points over the hill in the direction where your perspex box had been. He looks like he's about to run over and check when she stops him and she apparently instructs him to start searching the encampment first instead.

    They very quickly find the corpses under the tarp. Then the man raises his SMG, turns around and looks at the truck. You wonder if he can see your shape in the deep shadow underneath it.

    Your move.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:58 No.9141225
    Stay extremely still, aiming at the man and ready to fire at the slightest sign of hostility.
    >> Eager Beaver Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:58 No.9141226
    wait, they just drove here, they have keys to THEIR car....
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:59 No.9141237
    I say waste them both, search their bodies then take the car and drive along the road.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)03:59 No.9141243
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)04:00 No.9141253
    ...which are still in the ignition, by the way. They got out, but never turned off the engine.

    Apparently the man doesn't see you underneath the idling truck you're hiding under. They come over to investigate.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:00 No.9141258
    I don't like killing the girl either....
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:02 No.9141279
    Sneak the FUCK outta them the second they're too close the see under the car, move around and get behind them.

    Knee cap the guy and tell the girl to drop her gun.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:02 No.9141282
    I don't think incapacitating them is an option when we are both heavily armed like this and do not appear to speak the same language. We should just kill them and get going.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:03 No.9141287
    As they come closer, shoot the man and roll out to the opposite side of the truck of where the woman is.

    Try to speak with her in english while in cover.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:03 No.9141288

    Fuck. I wish we had some grenades.

    If we shoot, kill the man, wound the woman. Immobilize her limbs by shooting them if necessary, otherwise use our handy dandy rope.

    If she's in charge she might know our language and some intel.

    The guy also may have wanted to check the perspex to rescue us. Doubtful, but always a possibility.

    Your call, guys.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:05 No.9141313
    Watever we do be sure to check the girl for Maxie pads or tampons when we get the chance.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:08 No.9141337

    Fuck yeah! Feminine hygiene products all the way!

    ...God damn that sounds so weird.
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)04:10 No.9141358
    As they approach, you carefully slide out from under the truck and crouch-walk around it, being careful to stay on the opposite side from them. At an opportune moment, you shoot the man in the back of the head and kneecap the woman before either one knows what hit them.

    The woman, however, rolls over and shoots you in the leg before you can duck behind her truck's engine block for cover (you're on the passenger side). She begins a long tirade in her own language, and sounds like she is probably in a mood to shoot at you again the moment you expose yourself.

    At this time, it is not clear whether she is in possession of feminine hygene products.

    Now what?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:12 No.9141372
    Answer to her litany of fury by blindfiring at her.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:12 No.9141376
    Thow my hat hat her!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:13 No.9141384
    can we reach the little tank of gas? Cause I'd love to fucking cover her in that right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:13 No.9141385

    Just reach the SMG out without popping your head around cover and fire wildly in her direction until the magazine is empty.

    Bitch should have known better.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:15 No.9141399
    try to reason with her bullets
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:16 No.9141406
    Suppressive blind fire around the corner of the truck, do NOT empty the magazine, then drop prone next to the rear edge of our closest tire, such that we have LOS on her.

    Shoot her twice.

    Tap tap.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:17 No.9141413
    Call out in whatever our native language is first.

    "Identify yourself!"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:17 No.9141417
    Stick something expendable out of cover. Like the hat, but preferrably not the hat.

    She looks like a sharp shot.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:17 No.9141420
    quick, accurate, efficient. Just like the USPSA teaches
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:18 No.9141430
    rolled 62 = 62

    Take out our rope, tie it up to a lasso and throw it over the truck and around the woman.

    Gods of dice, don't fail me now!
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:18 No.9141442


    Fuck it. Why not.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:18 No.9141446
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)04:19 No.9141448
    The gas can isn't within reach (or line of fire).
    Good. You blindfire with your SMG, but you don't get an obvious reaction.

    You drop to get a LOS under the truck, but she's gone -- the trail of blood in the sand suggests she's taken up a position behind the front tires/engine block of the other truck. But you can't see her for sure.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:21 No.9141470


    Actually...do we have a line of sight or reasonable guess as to the location of the fuel tank on the OTHER truck?

    It may not be as explosive as the movies show, but the smell of leaking gasoline near her might rattle her and cause her to make a mistake.

    Plus, the possibility of MAXIMUM BARBECUE is always there.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:21 No.9141472
    Using our adrenaline enduced (from the gunshot wound) super strength, we tear the nearest wheel off the truck with our bare hands.

    Using it to sheild our center of mas, we charge the bitch, screaming an unholy wwarcry all the way. When we reach her, we give her an uppercut to the head using the wheel and our momentum from the charge. Quickly kick the gun away, then procede to tear off her clothes.

    Take the sidearm from her holster and jam it forcefully into her vagina, tell her, in plain english, that if she wants her babymaker to continue to function, she will tell us what the fuck is going on and how the fuck to get out of here or so help us God her ovaries will be compressing the air out of her lungs.

    She speaks English, everybody speaks english, if she doesn't answer in english, squeeze the trigger.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:23 No.9141486
    bury yourself in the sand and WAIT!
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:23 No.9141488

    Let's not do this. That's a good way to get killed, and un-chivalrous to boot.

    We must be dapper killers, gentlemen.

    How's the wound on our leg?
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)04:24 No.9141494
    You call out, no response.
    Yes. You can see the gas cap from here, the main bulk of the gas tank is a bit below and forward of that.

    Your leg is bleeding quite a bit.

    Now what?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:25 No.9141510
    bandage leg? just tie something clean (cleanish) around it for now.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:26 No.9141514
    Do we have something to patch the wound with? We must get the bleeding to stop or it wont be the lady who kills us.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:27 No.9141526
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:27 No.9141527
    I really get the feeling that this is a really bad misunderstanding, and that we just killed and got in a firefight with what might have been ally NPCs.

    Alas, Babylon.

    Now we need to guarantee our survival, as I doubt she'll be in the mood to work with someone who shot her and killed her partner/subordinate.

    Try calling out "Identify yourself!"

    She can also move pretty fast for someone who took a round in the knee. Must be tough and/or well trained.

    ...Please tell me we didn't just shoot up some Hebrew speaking Mossad.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:28 No.9141544

    Allied NPC's would have been happy to see bad guys dead, and they were bad guys, because they fired first.

    Whatever their motives are, not our problem.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:29 No.9141550
    her buddies tried to cap us the SECOND they saw us, remember?
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)04:30 No.9141556
    For now, you make do with another strip from your much-abused flannel shirt.

    It's very quiet. For a second you think you hear the passenger-side door on the other truck opening (the trucks are facing opposite directions), but it's hard to tell. You can't see well from your current position.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:30 No.9141558

    Okay. Well, forget the calling out thing.

    Patch ourselves up. Open the vehicle door nearest us, check for a medkit behind the seat, on the floor, or in the glove compartment.

    If there's nothing there us a sock and/or some rope. Rope tourniquet ftw.

    Then put two rounds into the gas tank of her vehicle.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:31 No.9141569

    >That's a good way to get killed

    Is it?

    >and un-chivalrous to boot.

    Frankly, I think being concerned with 500 year old reverse sexism is a good way to get dead very quickly.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:31 No.9141570
    take out the second car's wheels
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:31 No.9141576

    I type too slow, dammit.

    Put two rounds into the gas tank and blow out the near-side tires. Then empty the rest of the magazine into the crew compartment, aiming to skim the seat cushions and the seat wells.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:32 No.9141590

    Check how much ammunition we have left and carefully start making our way towards the truck. If she is already sitting inside, shoot at her.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:32 No.9141594
    I don't like shooting the gas tank, fire will give away position and that truck becomes unuseable
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:34 No.9141605

    Charging someone who has an automatic weapon and is a good shot is dumb, especially over open ground, especially if the tire doesn't protect our legs.

    She'd cut our legs out from under us with one burst, then pop our melon or shoot us center mass as we fell.

    And yeah, I don't want to rape some woman with a gun and torture information out of her just because she's an enemy.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:36 No.9141618
    Who said a damn thing about rape or torture? I'm pretty damn sure everyone was set on killing her and taking the the truck so we could go on our merry way to follow the tracks.
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)04:37 No.9141623
    You empty your magazine into the tires, the gas tank (with less spectacular results than in the movies), and then the cab (aiming low, in case she's hiding in the seat wells or across the seats). The bullets tear through the paneling and by the time your magazine is spent you can see daylight in a couple places through the other truck.

    It's still very quiet. Now what?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:38 No.9141631
    stalemate.... Wait her out
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:39 No.9141641
    Slap a new mag in our weapon and carefully exit the cover of the truck.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:39 No.9141643
    if she's dead there'll be plenty of blood dripping outta the truck in no time.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:41 No.9141660
    Listen for the sounds of breathing.
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)04:41 No.9141670
    Your bailout bag, with your spare ammo, is still in the other truck -- the one you just shot up.
    No blood.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:41 No.9141671

    Reload, watch for movement.

    >jamming a sidearm into her cunt
    >same shit african militias do to villagers they don't like as a form of rape.
    >We do it for info.
    >UN classifies rape as torture.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:42 No.9141674
    Call out to her, explaining that neither of us has to die and that we were just trying to find out what the fuck is going on.

    Desperate attempt at diplomacy ftw.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:43 No.9141688


    Check the cab of this one for weapons and ammunition.

    Damn. Wish you'd mentioned that earlier. What with the whole "keep it within easy arms reach" I figured we took it with us.

    Ah well, my bad. We'll just have to improvise.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:44 No.9141691
    She probably sneaked away, that bitch.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:44 No.9141695

    We're going to kill her anyway, we may as well make her talk.

    Would you fuck around if somebody had a gun to your genitals? No, you'd answer their fucking questions.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:46 No.9141712

    If they'd just shot my partner, shot me, had a gun inside me, and were wounded and thus unlikely to keep me alive, I'd probably try to do something to spite them.

    Like discretely pull the pin on a grenade or something. I dunno.
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)04:46 No.9141714
    It's worth a try. No response, though.
    No ammo, though there is a medkit in the cab, as suggested earlier. This is when you notice the woman face-down in the sand behind you. Apparently she lost consciousness just before tapping you in the back. Whoops.

    Now what?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:47 No.9141718
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    Say auf wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:48 No.9141727
    Go to her and turn her face up. Check pulse. If we can feel pulse, try to wake her up.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:48 No.9141734

    might want to disarm her first.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:49 No.9141747
    Oh right. Thought of it as a given, but you can't be too sure.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:49 No.9141752

    Retrieve her weapon, search her for ID and concealed weapons, tie her up, and treat her wounds.

    Try and find an empty container and a hose to recover as much gas as we can from the other truck.

    Then recover whatever we can from our bailout bag and her dead buddy.

    Also, use the medkit to do a better job of fixing ourselves up.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)04:51 No.9141763
    Actually, search for ID etc after we tie her up.

    She really is some kind of ninja.

    Or we're just oblivious.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:54 No.9141805
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)04:55 No.9141810
    GOOD CATCH. You just saved the quest.
    You disarm her and roll her over. She's still alive, and regains conciousness as you do so. Discovering that she's unarmed, she tries to drive a thumb into your eye. You deflect the weak attempt, and she gives up. For now.

    You search her for ID but don't find any. Apparently your blind firing earlier wasn't entirely fruitless: there's a sucking bullet wound in her side. She seems very weak.

    She asks a question you don't understand, except that it is obviously loaded with sarcasm.

    Now what?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:57 No.9141830
    Check for the keys to the original truck under the flip-down sun visor, like in Terminator 2.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)04:58 No.9141848
    never rape her. EVER
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)05:01 No.9141876
    No dice. Chances are the keys got dropped in the sand when the three men first noticed you. However, the truck next to you (the one the man and woman arrived in) is still running with the keys in the ignition.

    Your captive's lips are turning blue and she seems to be having a lot of trouble breathing.

    What do you do?
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)05:01 No.9141879

    "I have no idea who you are, or what the hell I'm doing here. I'd much rather not kill you but I will if I have no choice. Hell, you probably can't even understand me."

    Then get to work on that sucking wound. A square bandage or piece of cellophane spread over the wound and taped on only three sides will allow her to inhale without drowning in her own blood, while still being able to exhale. Treat any other wounds quickly and as efficiently as possible, then tie her up.

    Then scrounge for supplies, with ammo, water, medical, and food in that order of importance.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)05:02 No.9141888

    Fuck. Work while talking then.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:03 No.9141895

    Search her person, take everything of any importance or note. Bind her legs and hands, and gag her mouth. Treat her wounds as best as possible with the various sources of cloth and the medkit. Check the tank of the new truck to see how full it is. If need-be, start the arduous process of siphoning the broken truck's gas into one of the mens' canteens and filling the new truck. Reload all old equipment in the new truck. Assess what new materials are in the new truck. If a tire of the old truck remains undamaged, take it for a spare. Put the bitch in the passenger seat of the new truck and start driving towards the tracks.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:06 No.9141925

    "I have no idea what you're saying."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:06 No.9141932
    And feed/water her. And do what the other people said about her wounds.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:09 No.9141964
    Take the woman with you on the truck and show her the map.

    Try to get her to understand that you want to know where the nearest city is.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:10 No.9141978
    As far as we know she put us in that box. I say we just push her out and leaver her.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:11 No.9141981
    Is she hot? What is her attractiveness stat?

    Does having her at our mercy give us a boner?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:11 No.9141982

    Or go place her on the ant hill, bound and gagged.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:12 No.9141985
    I take off her footwear and smell her feet. Then I lick them. Then I cum.
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)05:13 No.9141999
    She doesn't understand your words, but she understands your tone and the fact that you're treating her wounds. She doesn't seem grateful, exactly, but rather more resigned to the treatment. Granted, you were the one who shot her in the first place. It's not clear whether her condition is really improving or not, but she seems to be in less distress. She's probably on the edge of shock, but there's only so much you can do.

    You restrain her with the rope, just to be sure, and set about transferring everything of importance into the new truck. Your bailout bag is mostly undamaged, save a few bullet holes.

    You give her some water and set her up in the passenger seat with legs braced and elevated, then show her the map. She doesn't seem to be lucid enough to help you at this point, however.

    Lacking any other options, you put the truck in gear and follow the tracks in the sand...


    Yes, she is moderately hot. On the other hand you're both wounded and this really isn't the time.

    [I'm going to have to call it a night at this point. I'm both too tired and too drunk to continue. We'll resume another night.]
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:14 No.9142001
    why the fuck are you feeding her?
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)05:14 No.9142008

    Cool. Thanks op. This was fun.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)05:15 No.9142013

    Humane treatment of prisoners.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:16 No.9142019
    she hasnt been our captive for fucking hours or anything, theres no reason she would be hungry
    youre just feeding her like shes an animal
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:17 No.9142029
    Just to be certain, we're not losing water to those bullet holes in our supplies, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:17 No.9142033
    Actually I was feeding her my cock.... so.....
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)05:17 No.9142035

    Relax. We just gave her some water. Long day in the desert, nasty firefight, dangerous blood loss...

    She could probably use the water.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:17 No.9142036

    Maybe she is our pet now. Maybe she is going to be put in a box. A box with ants.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:18 No.9142043
    OP, will it be about the same time tomorrow? I wanna get back in to this.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)05:18 No.9142045
    Say, did her partner have anything useful?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:19 No.9142048
    That too.
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)05:23 No.9142090
    Probably not until next weekend, but we'll see. Whenever I do, it'll probably start a few hours earlier than tonight.
    Not upon cursory examination. Nobody's carrying ID or anything like that, which is kind of odd. The man has dogtags, but you can't read the language.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/10(Mon)05:24 No.9142106
    I rape her through every single hole i can find or create pressing a gun to her head the entire time screaming obscenities in a language she doesnt understand and occasionally firing a shot into the air
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)05:25 No.9142113

    That is odd. And you say none of them were wearing anything resembling a uniform?
    >> Pianist Enlarger !ZpTzBYEMI. 04/12/10(Mon)05:29 No.9142157
    Correct. The guy with the tags is wearing camo pants, but hardly BDU or anything like that.

    Anyway, 'night.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)05:32 No.9142201

    Cool. G'night.
    >> Bag guy. 04/12/10(Mon)05:38 No.9142261

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