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    70 KB Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:23 No.9071581  
    Everyone on earth is killed except for the people who have posted on this thread

    You get the choice to kill yourself, or you get 10 minutes and then you're teleported to a FULLY stocked costco populated by the people who have posted in this thread, with the objects on your person (what you are wearing and holding, your weight is the max you can carry).

    The building is sealed, although air still goes through the vents, and the building still gets power, it gets water, and it gets gas for the stoves. If you dig at the walls, you just get more wall, if you dig down, you get dirt

    The other boards are alive and are sealed in different stores, though they have the same amount of members (randomly selected), as there is in our store. There is no way of knowing where their stores could be

    The store is completely stocked, with every self and aisle being full of merchandise. The warehouse in the back is also completely full

    The internet still exists, though you can only talk to people who survived

    How does /tg/ plan to survive?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:24 No.9071616
    Find the musical instruments and become a Bard.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:25 No.9071630
    I bring an external hard drive, a sleeping bad and some pillows, and a bunch of seeds/gardening equipment
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:25 No.9071641
    You know, I would rather this thread be a post-apoch survival how to thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:26 No.9071645
    Bring lots of porn. Become god level trader.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:26 No.9071659
    I'll grab a gun and as much ammo as I can carry, either to rule over /tg/ with an iron fist, or kill myself when I can't stand it any longer. (I'm giving myself a week.)
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:27 No.9071673
    Oh shit, I am naked. No possessions for me. D:
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:27 No.9071674
    i've never been inside or even seen a costco...i live in nyc we don't have things like that
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:27 No.9071686
    >The internet still exists, though you can only talk to people who survived
    How is this different than how I normally live, aside from now I live in a store, and have all the free food and equipment I want?

    Sure, it's going to be lonely, but life is already lonely as a neckbeard on the internet.

    The only thing I'll miss is, yeah, other people, but also not getting new porn from Japan twice a year.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:28 No.9071708
    honestly i would move over to the /fa/ or /ck/ or even lol the /b/ board at least there might be women maybe or men who look like women good enough right?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)21:29 No.9071721

    I will survive by bringing along with my gaming gear, my gun. I like the sound of King Wasteland.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:30 No.9071733
    You have 10 minutes to gather shit
    >> wizardbeam !!AHRj/y/L5hT 04/08/10(Thu)21:30 No.9071743
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    No women on the internet.

    Become stress relief.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:31 No.9071761
    Dude, there will probably be 20 fa/tg/uys there (depends how popular the thread is), what is there not to like?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:31 No.9071768
    I'd rather just roam my city as the sole survivor.
    Can we bring any items we are holding onto?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:31 No.9071769
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    hahahaha Im going to eat all the food you fucks can survive off my fecal matter and if your lucky ill let you kiss my gf's foot pions
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:31 No.9071770
    Someone's got to bring some ganja seeds.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:32 No.9071778
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:32 No.9071781
    Can we get sunlight?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:32 No.9071786
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    oh look its the trapped in the Wal-Mart thread again. Really I would think you could be a tad more creative than this seriously
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:32 No.9071787
    >you get 10 minutes
    >with the objects on your person (what you are wearing and holding, your weight is the max you can carry).
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:32 No.9071801
    An assault rifle with a full duffle bag of ammunition along with an extensive set of gardening tools and a video gaming console.
    Kill everything except for several women. Live the rest of my life out happily in the knowledge that my genes will be the basis for all /tg/ life.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:34 No.9071823
    >men who look like women good enough right

    Got plenty of them on /tg/. We're sorted in that department.
    >> Leman Russ 04/08/10(Thu)21:34 No.9071827
    Fucking Costcos, we'd all go insane in a few weeks.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:34 No.9071829
    I posted this 6 months ago.
    Look, I don't like quest threads because not everyone can just join in. They are made for a select group of people who follow the story. In this thread, anyone can chime in, AND you can have more advanced plans between people.
    If you can come up with another idea that follows that kind of idea, tell me, because I'd love to know.
    4chan island is stale, so I kinda like the idea of this thread
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:34 No.9071833
    I grab all my pot + seeds + young plants, and all my gardening tools. I can find actual food seeds on site.

    Become the ruler of agriculture.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:35 No.9071854
    Id make the hot chocolate for everyone.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:35 No.9071855
    >Implying you're the only person bringing a gun.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:35 No.9071860

    ....Do you have an assault rifle and duffle bag of ammunition on you? Because if you do, then good for you. But if not, then my full auto C7 is going to wreck your shit. I can get to my armoury within the ten minutes, especially if I don't need to worry about traffic.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:35 No.9071861
    hey, >>9071770 here. Thanks. Someone had to do it, might help people calm down.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:36 No.9071873
    trap at my work wouldn't be fun... Dear god I hope I can turn off the light some times. Bring alot of pnp books, My pc, and my bow.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:36 No.9071878
    The 20 fa/tg/uys.

    Seriously, none of us would tolerate eachother if we knew what we all smell like.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:36 No.9071881
    I look forward to stuffing the vents full of paper towls and hotboxing AN ENTIRE COSTCO FUCK YES.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:37 No.9071887
    People, don't forget to bring your D&D shit. If you are on /tg/, you probably play it/40k, so bring it
    >> Leman Russ 04/08/10(Thu)21:37 No.9071895
    I'd bring lots of books with reread value, a laptop, dice, my harddrive, and whatever else I can think of.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)21:37 No.9071897
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    Here's my assault rifle, where's yours?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:37 No.9071898
    Bring all of my books and my dice.
    Action Figures are optional.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:38 No.9071912
    >Canadian M16
    >repeated attempts to unjam weapon whilst taking 7.62 rounds to the chest
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:38 No.9071913
    >objects on your person

    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:38 No.9071916
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    who wants to play some dungeons and dragons?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:38 No.9071918
    >Trapped in a Costco with other members of /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:38 No.9071922
    If there's no people how will we get more video games? I doubt the 200 max scrubs on 4chan will be able to scrape together Mass Effect 3.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:38 No.9071925
    And the aforementioned duffel bag full of ammunition?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:39 No.9071928

    4chan Island was terrible.

    Just saying.

    And you need new ideas if you want to create something other than quest thread.

    Or just make a quest thread, like normal people.
    >> Anomymous. 04/08/10(Thu)21:39 No.9071929
    >How does /tg/ plan to survive?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:39 No.9071931
    >ten minutes
    Grab my laptop and USB stick. I want my own personal computer and my porn.

    Collect as many 40k and Warmachine models as I can rules can be downloaded from the internet so no need to worry about bringing those. Dump them, and my laptop, into a rucksack.

    Rush upstairs, spend the remaining time quickly grabbing as many clothes as I can. I'll want several pairs, both of mens and womens. I'm trappy enough to pass with a little practice and my Sister is about the same size and build as me, so I can get hers just before I'm teleported.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:39 No.9071940
    also jesus christ you gunpeople are scary.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:39 No.9071945

    lol, saiga.

    As I said, armoury. Nice to see you outside of /k/, WW.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:40 No.9071947
    >Herp derp everything but AK47's always jam all the time I learned everything I know from Call of Duty.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:40 No.9071949
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)21:40 No.9071953

    Scary sexy, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:40 No.9071963
    First 1/2 times were good. When people kept remaking it, it got annoying.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:40 No.9071966
    I'd form a group of the healthiest and strongest and we would dominate.

    The manchildren would be our grots.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:41 No.9071974

    >has clearly never used an M16

    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:41 No.9071976
    No, just scary. "Wouldn't feel comfortable sitting next to you on a bus" scary.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:41 No.9071980
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    >>9071801 here
    I think this thread has been trolled sufficiently.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:41 No.9071984
    >How does /tg/ plan to survive?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:41 No.9071986
    Try and get along with everyone. Eventually we'll get bored and start feeling trapped. To stop this, we form a pleasure cult.


    And YOU will be a part of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:41 No.9071988
    No, scary stupid. We are living in an extremely small society with absolutely no security concerns, and your first response is "kill everyone I dont want to rape."

    Not that anyone thinks you have the balls to do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:41 No.9071990
    I mean first 2, not first half btw
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)21:42 No.9072007

    King Wasteland already will demand a daily mile jog, and he rules justly with his divine mandate (Converted Saiga)
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:42 No.9072012
    Kill self before spending eternity with Tg
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:42 No.9072014
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    >> wizardbeam !!AHRj/y/L5hT 04/08/10(Thu)21:42 No.9072018
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:43 No.9072035
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    It is a delicious failure of a weapon.
    You must eat it.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:43 No.9072038
    A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords at dawn.
    And considering it only took several hundred people to rush a machine gun nest in WWI, I think you'd better rethink your strategy, Mr. Potential dictator, lest you fall asleep on your bed of whores and lies and never awaken.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)21:44 No.9072050

    Thats other guy, my plan is to rule as a beloved tyrant, and shoot the countless empty cans that will form off living from costco food.

    And maybe shooting one or two people, but not too many.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:44 No.9072052
    So, what have we got so far? Two traps (WIZARDBEAM I WANT TO PUT BITS OF MYSELF INSIDE YOU), several gun-nuts, and some miscellaneous fa/tg/uys.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:44 No.9072060
    Grab your sister too. So we can all have a round with her.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:44 No.9072061
    Some one needs to bring digging equipment.
    Food will last us 10 years, so we need to be able to make some of our own food
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:45 No.9072071
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:45 No.9072072
    But she's dead
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:45 No.9072075
    So long as those one or two people include the guy who wants to kill everyone, and the guy who wants to eat all the food, we're cool, I'll let you be my king.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:46 No.9072081
    I'm considering this to be like that show the Colony. With a bunch of the other Costcos being the other buildings. The guys with guns will be our security detail while the rest try to survive and elaborate on our supplies before they run out. A lot of that food has an expiry date.

    I recommend sending out patrols to scout the surrounding area and make contact with other islands. Maybe trade supplies the other doesn't have. Also, we need to be careful of the more agressive groups. Groups like /k/ are going to want to kick some ass, so if they somehow manage to get together and not implode on eachother, then we should really beef up defenses against them. Maybe even try and gather the few actual soldiers in their ranks to limit their organization and ability. Basically, let's poach the best of each group to make a super group.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:46 No.9072083
    I'm not strong enough to lift her, so I don't think I could take her along.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:46 No.9072084
    So who will be the ruler?
    >> Leman Russ 04/08/10(Thu)21:46 No.9072085
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    >How does /tg/ plan to survive?

    If I play my cards right I don't. If I was kept from going outside ever again. I'm sorry I'd kill myself before that. Have fun with my version of hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:47 No.9072102
    And me, the Garden Prince.
    My bud is kind and my tomatoes are plentiful, and all who are worthy will share in the harvest.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:47 No.9072104
    I'd get the fuck dressed and bring some paper and shit. I'd also cut my hair so I don't look like a fag.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:47 No.9072110

    meh. I bring my weight in worthwhile clothes, my shitty laptop, and my knife.

    Anything I want I can get from the cosco.

    How do I plan to survive? Not long, without any proper excavation tools.

    I'll make a go of growing shit, and when that fails, I'll probably just go mad, won't I?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:47 No.9072112
    I would shoot you in the face with my Mauser from across costco whilst you slept. Have fun being dead.
    >> Lace 04/08/10(Thu)21:47 No.9072113
    I pile things to the roof, and escape out of one of the skylights.
    Costco has sky lights.

    Also, I see no reason to bring weapons other than to fight the people here. So I take my laptop, charger, and PSP.

    I'll take you up on that offer.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:47 No.9072116
    There is no island.
    You can dig into the earth, and dig in a random direction, but you'll only find them if you hit their tunnel.
    Seriously, it's like looking for a needle in a haystack
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:47 No.9072125
    >Basically, let's poach the best of each group to make a super group.

    And this is why I love /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:47 No.9072128
    But we have enough Spess Murheens to protect ourselves.
    >> Lost Anon 04/08/10(Thu)21:48 No.9072129

    Whoever finds the managers badge first.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)21:48 No.9072130

    You dare defy King Wasteland and his decrees of mild exercise and hygiene!?!

    Guards, take this one away...have him meditate on the tree of woe...which is a cage in between 2 neckbeards arguing about 4th ed vs 3.5
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:48 No.9072132
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:48 No.9072140
    You have an entire supporting community of people, including a benevolent ruler and his slavshit finger of god.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:49 No.9072158
    You go up to the sky light, but it turns out to be just a box that changes colours
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:49 No.9072161
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:49 No.9072165

    So, the costco is just sitting randomly in the middle of a desert? Can we not leave or something?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:50 No.9072181
    We're assuming it's like, walocalypse sized I think.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:50 No.9072194

    And we can't leave to patrol the surroundings and whatnot?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)21:51 No.9072203

    I will bring the nugget just to piss you off.


    /k/ is going to want a taste of /v/ and /b/, they have no reason to attack /tg/ and we really have nothing they want, besides, there are many nec/k/beards out there, and for the most part, /k/ has few guns.

    /b/ is the real threat.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:51 No.9072206
    Spend time to make molotovs. Burn the store, kill people.

    Murder without punishment, fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:51 No.9072207
    I bet /tg/'s settlement would be one of the better ones.

    With our extensive knowledge of DF, I bet we could create a sustainable environment
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:51 No.9072210
    I would horde all the bubble gum to myself, and only give it out to those who are trustworthy.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:52 No.9072230
    yeah you're stuck there. In a prefab building/warehouse forever, no way in. No way out. Welcome to hell for anyone who liked to go outdoors.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:52 No.9072233
    Enforced hygene, I'm cool with. Exercise? I've got a lightening-fast metabolism. I eat trash all day and I'm as thin as a rake. Don't need to exercise.

    >I'd also cut my hair so I don't look like a fag.

    No, keep it long. /tg/mart is going to need more...*girls*...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:53 No.9072236
    /b/ would just shit and piss itself to death while it's members asked each other if they liked mudkips.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:53 No.9072242

    >bringing the nugget

    Cool. It's not like I wanted to hear or anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:53 No.9072244
    It's regular sized.
    >The building is sealed, although air still goes through the vents, and the building still gets power, it gets water, and it gets gas for the stoves. If you dig at the walls, you just get more wall, if you dig down, you get dirt
    It's just more wall until you hit another store, which might be pretty unlikely because there's 49 other stores, and it's spread out across a fuck huge distance
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:53 No.9072255

    if only half of the posters wouldnt be violent, antisocial, destructive psychopaths
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)21:54 No.9072267

    Very well....but first, you must undertake a quest... we must capture someone from /ck/. I entrust you with my most holy mosin nagant to aid you on your quest, it will serve you well as a club or spear.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:54 No.9072270

    I love 4chan island!
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:54 No.9072273

    It's not about weight, it's about physical fitness. How fast can you run a mile? If the answer is anything over 5 minutes, you're doing it wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:55 No.9072297
    If anyone here brings a pair of cats to the /tg/ Costco Fortress, I swear to God...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:56 No.9072308
    you would be right if it they had more numbers, but they don't.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:56 No.9072312
    Fuck it. I'll spoil the food supplies cause mold and bacteria to spread where I can and generally pollute a place that would piss me off.

    Just call me papa Nurgle in this shit stain of a settlement.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:56 No.9072315
    Other anon here, I'm already from /ck/. I'm actually a chef.

    Mission accomplished
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:56 No.9072318
    Shit man, should i just drop them now?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)21:57 No.9072321
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    Cats are too be encouraged, those with allergies may borrow my gasmask. We need a source of daaaawwwww to help morale.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:57 No.9072331
    >How fast can you run a mile?

    Can't. Would collapse in very little time at all.

    Besides, why do we *need* to be fit? It's not like we have to do strenous exercise. OP has clarified that we're almost never likely to find another building to link up with so mining all the time is pointless. We don't need to hunt for food. About the most strenous activities would be restacking shelves with things from the warehouse and working in the gardens.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:58 No.9072335

    no cats? WTF are we supposed to skin and brew with?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:58 No.9072346

    It's the premise. Why let yourself atrophy just because?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:58 No.9072350
    Oh, and the trap sex. That could get kinda strenous after a while.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:58 No.9072351
    It'll be 5/6 years in until you hit another store probably
    >> TropM !!rf6l/CITqIB 04/08/10(Thu)21:58 No.9072358
    Posting to preserve myself
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:59 No.9072370


    at least you don't have to worry about clean water, fire, and shelter, so that's gonna be a very slow and painful death
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)21:59 No.9072373
    Alternatively, why exercise, just because? If someone is happy being unfit, and fitness is not necessary, why force them? If people want to be fit, let them, if they want to be unfit, let them.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:00 No.9072378
    So ive got my 40k stuff + rulebooks, computer, nWoD stuff dice, clothes, 2 cats and my DS.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:00 No.9072397
    It's supposed to be a long term thing that might happen.
    And the people from the other boards will still be online, so you might trade information/try to find each other
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:01 No.9072407
    so what kind of music should we play. Will everyone get angry if i play Coldplay?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:01 No.9072408
    Costco stocks food, doesn't it? I'm a Britfag so I've never been in one, but I'm assuming it's just a huge general store that stocks everything from food to DIY tools. There store rooms are also stocked, so there's got to be enough food for a year or two before they run out. I'll take that over dying immediately.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:02 No.9072428
    There's dirt, water, people are bringing gardening supplies.
    All the rice and stuff combined with local agriculture will last for years on end.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:02 No.9072437
    Seeds, bro. We'd probably end up growing most of our food. Not completely posistive how we'd manage without sunlight, but unlimited water is a plus
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:02 No.9072446

    I'm not endorsing forced exercise, Wasteland Warrior is. I'm simply wondering why you wouldn't be willing to try and improve yourself.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:02 No.9072447

    I wouldn't.

    I'll bring the hipster garbage and the dad rock.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:03 No.9072458
    We had someone working at Costco. They can feed 100 people for 3 years.
    They know this because Costco got that information because they count as a shelter in case of flooding/hurricane etc
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:03 No.9072468
    Hydroponics I guess
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:03 No.9072471
    DS, Charger, laptop, DnD rulebooks and miniatures, warhammer rulebooks and armies...

    Yeah, I think I'm set
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)22:04 No.9072477

    Mental health. Without work or some kind of routine the mind tends to go to strange places. So 10 minutes of exercise a day would both assist in keeping /tg/ pleasant looking but pleasant minded. In addition, should we ever have to leave the costco, we would be more prepared.

    Or do you want to bow to your new overlords from /fit/? instead of a loveable tyrant such as myself.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:04 No.9072484

    I'm sure there's UV lights or something. Hydroponics could probably be set up. Or whatever the fuck weed dealers do to grow shit inside.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:05 No.9072502
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    I love you, Wasteland.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:05 No.9072504
    this is shaping up to not suck.

    Everyone gets teleported, guns blaze, crazies shoot each other in the madness.

    Eventually, one crazy left. He has to sleep sometime.

    Then shit can actually get awesome, and the not-sucking can begin.
    >> Glutton 04/08/10(Thu)22:06 No.9072520
    But I'm currently wearing nothing..
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:06 No.9072522
    That's some good thinking! I think i would side with you if try to take over the Costco.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:06 No.9072523
    So if we were going to grow stuff using UV lights, wouldn't the bulbs eventually burn out?

    Then we're real fucked
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:06 No.9072527

    I mean, if there's seeds and shit, plant those fuckers. Don't flush shit away, because you need the nutrients from your shit to keep the vitamins and minerals in the system. I dunno, like set aside most of the costco as farmland. We got shittons of dirt, so THAT'S COOL.

    If they don't have seeds, bring seeds. And farming equipment and shiiit.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:07 No.9072538
    We'd need to start digging.
    For crops at start, eventually for more space, and finally trying to contact other colonies.
    That'd be the exercise.
    Mining shifts would be rewarded with a bed to sleep on, and similar such rewards
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:08 No.9072559
    You have 10 minutes until
    >with the objects on your person (what you are wearing and holding, your weight is the max you can carry).
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:08 No.9072564
    This would be more amusing if the Costco were self stocking. What would happen if we were trapped in limitless abundance?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:08 No.9072571
    And whats to stop me from simply taking a bed anyways? Not like there's a shortage
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:08 No.9072572

    As long as I get a spot in the security team/bodyguard, I'll back you.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:09 No.9072578
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    >> Glutton 04/08/10(Thu)22:09 No.9072579

    You think I can be bothered to try and collect things in a mere 10 minutes..?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)22:09 No.9072586

    Just some routine to keep people from drifting off to excess and sloth. Maybe even assign jobs to kill time. The scandinavian countries have people go in sun rooms for an hour a day during winter so they don't get all depressed, same idea just with some light exercise.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:09 No.9072588

    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:09 No.9072594
    Because courting physical fitness is something I don't have much interest in. I have tried exercise and find it unpleasent in the extreme; because the end result doesn't motivate me enough to make the discomfort worth it, I don't see the point in putting myself through undue stress to fit in with someone elses' view of 'improving myself'.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:10 No.9072605
    Sorry, but I'm blasting Ween all day everyday.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:11 No.9072617
    There are plants that grow without sunlight.
    Though they aren't food bearing, unless someone can prove me otherwise (please do)
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:11 No.9072623
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    die thread die
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:11 No.9072624

    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:11 No.9072625
    Endless supply of mediocre lettuce?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:12 No.9072635
    The point would be this would be a society.
    If you do not have the fitness or will to keep yourself up to the society's specs, you are a waste of food and hatred towards you will indeed be fostered. If you aren't willing to contribute in such a menial way you had better have a fucking amazing skill to compensate for that.
    >> Ganja Prince !.iJYi2bXnA 04/08/10(Thu)22:12 No.9072636
    To those inquiring about supplies:
    We have all the dirt and water we need, and costco carries fertilizer, and probably High Pressure Sodium Lamps, and Ph testers.
    Using those things, I can grow basically anything I have seeds for.

    The first thing I would do when I got there is to roll up a joint and get to work uprooting floor tiles somewhere that is low traffic, like, by a wall. But not in a corner. Then start planting seeds.
    Start off small, to gauge how much we need, and scale up until we are totally self-sustainable by the time we run out of pre-stocked supplies.
    After that, we use the rest of available space to plant luxury crops, like Cannabis, Spices, etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:12 No.9072641
    Did anyone bring any cows or deer? so we get some meat later on? Cause i would perfer not to only eat veggies and Fruit
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:13 No.9072661
    Well if it's fully stocked, they probably will have a bunch of beds.
    Another point, we'd probably need to take out some of the bulbs, if they all go out we'd go mad
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:13 No.9072672
    Any fruit?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:14 No.9072676
    >Implying one needs to go running every day in order to cook, clean, and perform other basic tasks
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:14 No.9072682
    No, but we have cats
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:14 No.9072691
    Plants are more viable to maintain.

    If we had animals, we'd need to feed them too.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/08/10(Thu)22:14 No.9072697
    >/tg/ survival thread

    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:15 No.9072703
    I know mushrooms, but they aren't that big of a supply. Maybe in a gigantic cavern, we'd have a lot of time to dig
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:15 No.9072705
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    >> Ganja Prince !.iJYi2bXnA 04/08/10(Thu)22:15 No.9072724
    Yeah, sorry, cows and shit are extremely hard to take care of.
    We could probably afford some pigs, maybe chickens. But cows are a definite No-no, they are extremely inefficient with Food put in > Meat put out ratio.
    Pigs can eat anything we dont from the plants, same with chickens, and chickens produce eggs.
    Maybe goats would also be kosher, if you want milk.
    But cows are right out.
    Also you probably weigh less than 1, and couldn't bring one, let alone a breeding pair.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:16 No.9072731
    What about fish? Is there a pet section in a costco? Ive never been in one so i have no idea.
    >> Lace 04/08/10(Thu)22:16 No.9072732
    >Implying /tg/ wouldn't dig to create a fortress.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:16 No.9072733
    Uh if there are no places for private bedrooms where will all the trap sex and copious amounts of masturbation occur? Stalls are gross and people will shit there.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:16 No.9072734
    We can get the fat ones with weight comparable to said animals to do that

    then we can eat both.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:16 No.9072741
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:16 No.9072747
    Yup. We've got two or three signed up already.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/08/10(Thu)22:17 No.9072755

    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:17 No.9072758
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    Grab my English Grammar textbook for my graduate class. Someone has to teach you motherfuckers how to speak and write english.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)22:17 No.9072759

    Look at it this way, we are stuck together, even if none of us are initially armed, weapons could be made. If some of the group are working hard to make the Costco a nice place to live, while others squelch off them and contribute nothing, resentment will rise. With no police nothing stops the contributing members from just killing the non contributors. The exercise is meant to instill a sense of routine and to help keep the /tg/ group healthy. I doubt we have any doctors here and if someone becomes ill because of their poor health then they are fucked.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:17 No.9072761
    You can't grow food in a store. The only reliable source of food would be other people, and the quality of their meat would degrade rapidly.

    Additionally, assuming 100+ people, stealth and quiet hunting would be impossible. And due to the human bias against cannibalism, the only reliable food source would be unavailable.

    I wouldn't bother bringing equipment-nothing I can carry would help me. I would simply bear my hunger until the death toll started getting high enough that no one would notice a few bodies going missing.
    I would mostly live off dead people. I would however prepare myself for the fact that my death was assured.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:17 No.9072766
    Use shower curtains to section areas off for privacy. Maybe in the warehouse, so they're slightly away from everyone else?
    >> Ganja Prince !.iJYi2bXnA 04/08/10(Thu)22:18 No.9072770
    Trees are almost impossible to provide light for, so we will basically be limited to ground fruit like watermelons.

    This is all null and void if we can rip the roof off this bitch, then we could grow whatever the fuck we wanted.

    Wait a minute.
    >Chickens and pigs the only meat.
    >Watermelon the only fruit.
    >Guy in charge of growing is a pothead.
    Oh dear god.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:19 No.9072794
    Great idea actually.
    With infinite water, could we not get an area for fish to live in? We'd have to feed them for weeks, and it'd have to be big fresh water fish, and multiple pairs, but it's worth the risk right?
    >> Ganja Prince !.iJYi2bXnA 04/08/10(Thu)22:19 No.9072802
    >You can't grow food in a store.
    Marijuana is an extremely light-hungry plant.
    My 6 juvenile plants that have never seen the light of day say "fuck you" in their tiny plant voices.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:19 No.9072803
    I blast open the doors.

    sure, there is only more wall behind the wall. but I'm going for the fucking doors.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:19 No.9072804
    Someone bring a copy of dwarf fortress, so we'll all remember that the first fucker who even thinks about starting a tantrum spiral gets no cheetos for the rest of the day.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:20 No.9072815

    Hey, do you happen to be from Leningrad by chance?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:20 No.9072824
    If you dig up, it's just more wall
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:21 No.9072837
    Spent twenty-two years alive doing as little strenous excersise as possible and, while it's left me terribly skinny and unfit, otherwise in good health. I can't remember the last time I got sick worse than an unpleasent cold. And to be honest, simple low-skilled work - cooking, cleaning, sweeping, general 'maintenance' work that would be wasted on someone with a genuine skill or high physical fitness - is the sort of stuff I enjoy doing anyway. Allows the mind to daydream and wander without slowing down working.
    >> That Motherfucking Goblin !XGZ8nDwSYI 04/08/10(Thu)22:21 No.9072853
    I will found a trap city in the rafters, and get some of the /k/ommandos to act as "Bouncers", so to speak.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:21 No.9072855
    If there is dirt, then there will be some worms there as well, we can eat the worms or feed em to the fish.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:22 No.9072869
    Does anyone here even know how to farm fish? Or for that matter have something besides goldfish which are really just shitty little carp that are bony as all fuck?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:22 No.9072874

    Oh my God. Warrior, do I have permission to kill this guy?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:22 No.9072877
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    Covered, now that I've posted.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)22:23 No.9072885

    I'm not mandating we train to be pro athletes, just saying a jog around the store for a ew laps keeps anyone from getting too doughy. Without the routine to keep the mind busy the place becomes less of a society and more of a prison.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:24 No.9072894
    We got 10 minutes.
    Maybe someone lives close to a pet store?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:24 No.9072895
    Give who ever comes in 1st a prize so people will try and run/exercise.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:24 No.9072898
    I'm living on a farm-like plot out in the sticks right now. What sort of livestock/seeds do y'all want? I can also see if I can get one of the UV lamps from the barn (the previous owner left 'em).

    Supplies limited to 180 lbs. I've got chickens, pigs, a cow, and some rabbits. Seeds, I've got all kinds.
    >> Scottish Superior-er !hoaRoCu48g 04/08/10(Thu)22:24 No.9072901
    Id probably race off around the house, gathering my survival gear and pretend im a STALKER, stealing the best goods (ammo and such) so i can create my own power base.

    Also, my neiboughers are drug dealers, mainly weed. so id run over before the 10 minutes is up, grab as much weed/seeds as i can.

    End up becoming minister of agriculture.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:25 No.9072907
    Why aren't you responding to my comments about digging instead of running?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)22:25 No.9072908

    If he is killed, then the body will have to be dealt with. I would prefer we didn't resort to cannibalism, and when you die, you start to stink. So if you are prepared to kill someone, you have to eat them and make sure they don't poop all over the place when they die.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:25 No.9072909
    That store better have lots of /tg/ stuff
    >> Ganja Prince !.iJYi2bXnA 04/08/10(Thu)22:25 No.9072913
    Fish are cool bros, they take care of themselves in a fairly small, non-diverse enviornment. They need a source of food and something to clean the shit, but that is not an issue, as we can feed them worms like another anon said, and there are freshwater fish that live off fish waste.
    Costo would likely have fish food, or something we could feed them that we can't eat, so we're in good until their enviornment becomes diverse enough to be self-sustaining, or we find something we can grow that feeds them.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:25 No.9072915
    If we can scrounge up enough smoke detectors, and find someone dumb enough to take out all the americium - we've got ourselves a radioisotope generator, which we can use to do things such as power lights for plant growth [just needs broad visible light spectrum emission and some UV range, mix and match a few different sources like black-light, incandescent, LED, others]

    Or use to split up our infinite water supply, giving us an oxyhydrogen flame source. (2800celsius)
    Which we can obviously use to kill smelt shit, and kill anything lurking aboot with fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:25 No.9072921
    Thats still not going to get you any food fish...Theres a reason they are pets. You need something that can get to at least a pound in weight to even begin to think you need food stock.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:25 No.9072922
    >>9072898 you sir are a god.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:26 No.9072944
    No anal with traps. Or at least, very rarely. Want to keep them bungholes tight. Blowjobs all the time, sorry guys.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:26 No.9072947
    Sticks-guy here from >>9072898 . I've got a couple fish in a pond out back, but I doubt I'd be able to get them out within 10 minutes. I think they're either Perch or some kind of Bass.
    >> Scottish Superior-er !hoaRoCu48g 04/08/10(Thu)22:26 No.9072948

    just take all the seeds you can as well as many chicken and rabbits.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)22:27 No.9072959

    Unless we have an engineer, I would prefer not to dig, as the tunnels would become unsafe. Also, digging tends to be strenuous, and look at how angry people are getting over a mile job.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:27 No.9072961
    I live close to a fishery.
    Not that close though
    >> Ganja Prince !.iJYi2bXnA 04/08/10(Thu)22:27 No.9072972
    Potato, Carrot, Tomato seeds.
    3 hens, 1 rooster.
    The rest is personal preference. Bring your xbox or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:27 No.9072986
    We already get
    >gas for the stoves
    for the flame.
    So if someone wants to destroy the store, they can flood it, or set off the gas
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:28 No.9072995

    I'd be willing to bury his underweight ass. Just asking because I don't want to disturb the peace.
    >> Ganja Prince !.iJYi2bXnA 04/08/10(Thu)22:28 No.9073006
    Fuck you, that's my job.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:28 No.9073008

    Unless there was tons of soil in the store, any dirt you had would quickly become devoid of nutrients. And adding urine and feces would only supply fertilizer for so long.

    This is why man invented crop rotation. And without the natural environment to refresh old soil, it would quickly become useless.


    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:29 No.9073022
    We are in /tg/, a board focused around D&D/40K.
    There are engineers here
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:30 No.9073041
    >if you dig down, you get dirt
    Seems like there is soil underneath the store
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)22:30 No.9073051

    Fair enough, if we can tunnel then we can live longer.

    I assume the OP intended for the store to contain such a vast amount of food that it would never run out, so it would be safe to assume that every month or so the store is magically restocked.
    >> Ganja Prince !.iJYi2bXnA 04/08/10(Thu)22:30 No.9073057
    Costco caries fertilizer last I checked, and crop rotation works beautifully, and we are assumed to have near infinite fresh dirt to work with.

    Go indulge your guro fetish elsewhere.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:30 No.9073059
    >>9073022 and painters
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:31 No.9073074

    They have an entire fucking garden department. Plants and everything.
    >> Scottish Superior-er !hoaRoCu48g 04/08/10(Thu)22:31 No.9073075

    We could work together?

    Also, anybody else think this would make an awesome, shitty original RPG setting, assuming that each store is connected by 20-40km long tunnels which can lead to anywhere, including the surface, with your usual fantasy monsters roaming
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:31 No.9073086
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    Reporting in. Been actively practicing for around 10 years now.

    I guess I'd be in a leadership role?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:32 No.9073093
    If you've got the skill, get a perch those at least are fairly edible though one or two won't do anyone much good in the long run.

    Take it from someone with actual experience bro, they really are not. The fuckers die at the slightest sneeze, you'll be losing fingerlings left and right and oh yeah, getting any sort of stable ecology running will most likely fail without aquatic plants that we won't have, bacteria to actually break the shit down which might grow there and also a way to actually make the water not toxic to fish en mass.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)22:32 No.9073102

    It would justify me bringing some guns instead of just to seize power.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:32 No.9073104
    I'm the OP. I just intended it as something to start us off for 10 years, before the agriculture kicks in. A starting crutch.
    >> Ganja Prince !.iJYi2bXnA 04/08/10(Thu)22:32 No.9073107
    If by "together" you mean you can work for me, fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:34 No.9073125
    Leading the miners/telling them where to dig I'd assume
    >> Ganja Prince !.iJYi2bXnA 04/08/10(Thu)22:34 No.9073131
    Alright, fish-farm is a no-go.

    You can be in charge of digging tunnels.
    Here's your shovel.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:34 No.9073134
    Got 'em. Also got some Radishes, two of the Rabbits, and two of the piglets. Weight total is... 130 pounds.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:34 No.9073136
    Engineer in training here.
    I can easily scrounge up a few dozen pounds worth of various materials in ten minutes.
    Materials science books, standard architecture stuff, calculating forces and strains, a truly ridiculous number of carpentry and related subject books [also a fuckton of gardening books, no way I'd be able to take even a tenth of them, there's three bookshelves worth of that shit on the wall opposite me, at least 800 pounds of dead tree]

    I weigh 103 pounds, last I checked.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:34 No.9073141
    Someone really needs to bring two rabbits to the store, to breed them in captivity.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:34 No.9073145
    Sooo who wants to be the perma DM?
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    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:35 No.9073163
    Is there any food source we could derive from infinite water, that we could bring with us?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:35 No.9073168
    Top priority would be to murder or otherwise disable all the power hungry dickbags that'd show up. They'd likely force us to sacrifice our humanity on the altar of safety and stability, and that's worse than death.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)22:35 No.9073169

    Well that works, but since we have the agriculture to worry about, could we have a parking lot and a small grassy area with sunlight and stuff?
    >> Ganja Prince !.iJYi2bXnA 04/08/10(Thu)22:35 No.9073178
    Then we're good to go.
    You can be the Chief of Ranching.
    Naturally, in addition to your animal care-taking duties, you would be in charge of distributing ranch dressing.
    Use your power wisely.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:35 No.9073179
    >leading the miners, telling them where to dig


    Also, if you fuckers hit a cavern, SEAL THAT SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:35 No.9073186
    Weigh yourself, right now
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:35 No.9073187
    >103 pounds

    You can be a spear
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:37 No.9073225

    Got the essential seeds, so I'm just grabbing everything now. Expect Squash/Peppers/Corn etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:37 No.9073227
    So how do we get more oxygen? If we are surrounded by dirt?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:38 No.9073244
    >> Ganja Prince !.iJYi2bXnA 04/08/10(Thu)22:38 No.9073254
    FFS read the OP post.
    >The building is sealed, although air still goes through the vents
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:38 No.9073258
    An infinite supply of clean air is coming in from the air ducts. So try to find some way to harness whatever is doing that?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)22:39 No.9073272

    Wind turbines.
    >> Ganja Prince !.iJYi2bXnA 04/08/10(Thu)22:39 No.9073273
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:39 No.9073277
    Sticks guy here from >>9073134 . Bringing rabbits, along with chickens and piglets.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:39 No.9073288
    >>9073272 I'm with you on this one
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:39 No.9073293
    That'd give you a means to escape, and make finding the other stores easy.
    How about the parking lot for more space, but it still has the walls of the store/ceiling of the store
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:40 No.9073299
    Physics major here.

    Would there be some sort of air exchanger system going on? Otherwise we'd just basically be in a fuckhuge oven
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:40 No.9073319
    We already have infinite power
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:40 No.9073320
    Don't we have unlimited electricity though?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:40 No.9073325

    We've done this before about 5-6 times guys.

    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)22:40 No.9073328

    I'll settle for magic force field walls. I just want to go outside and have our agriculture out there, so the inside of the store stays clean and neat.

    And some trees would be nice.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:41 No.9073334
    Magic vents
    >> Scottish Superior-er !hoaRoCu48g 04/08/10(Thu)22:41 No.9073344

    Think about it, there are around 50 boards, give or take a few, 50 'towns', series of caves that run between them all with shit like kobolds, gobblins, all your typical dungeon craw monsters, as well as a few (very few) access points to the surface, but it too also has said monsters above, as well as other mysteries.

    Sure, if it actually happened we'd all die, but in RPG form its grate
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:41 No.9073347

    Especially when you realize that fucking traps doesn't produce kids.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:41 No.9073353
    I would say there is power because otherwise why would it matter if the internet still worked, even with a laptop that shit would only last so long.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:42 No.9073360
    Depends on the type of parking lot. Are we talking plain asphalt square grid, or a curving one that has plants already there to pretty it up.

    Also, does the CostCo have an agricultural center? Because that would save us so much time on getting it started.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:42 No.9073368
    inb4 some fa/tg/uy brings the Walpocalypse campaign setting on a flashdrive.

    Also, if somebody can bring a Reprap machine, that would be JAWESOME.
    >> Ganja Prince !.iJYi2bXnA 04/08/10(Thu)22:42 No.9073373
    You've been disproven in every way it is possible to BE disproven. Go eat a dick.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:42 No.9073374
    Too easy.
    The stores have skylights, so we could try and do something with that
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:42 No.9073387
    This is excellent!
    Natural gas can be jury rigged to supply the habitable areas with light, and the electricity can be shunted to other, more worthy uses, like keeping the computer someone downloaded a copy of Wikipedia onto alive. [someone's done this already, right?]

    Natural gas doesn't burn all that hot though, so it wouldn't be a suitable source if we wanted to smelt some refractory materials, we'd still have to go with the oxyhydrogen flame.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:42 No.9073388
    trace the utility lines to the surface

    also how can you get "more wall", that isn't how they're built
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)22:43 No.9073398

    Are we having the wrong kind of fun or something?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:43 No.9073401
    a box fort with a computer, cup ramen and tons of books
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:43 No.9073405
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:43 No.9073411

    DM fiat, just roll with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:44 No.9073422
    I don't think anyone here would have a hard drive big enough for that.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:44 No.9073428
    Most Costco locations have a food court, Does this help us at all?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:45 No.9073448
    Gives us a functional to semi-functional kitchen, which should help in food preparation, adding variety to our diets.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:45 No.9073458
    The lines are long, and probably go on for miles.
    The walls are built that way in this store
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:45 No.9073471
    find Kazuo Umezu and punch him right in the goddamn nuts
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:46 No.9073480
    Do you know how to jury rig it?
    Cause one wrong step and we're fucked
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:48 No.9073530

    we are sure as shit not going to last if we just sit here

    assuming the "more wall" incorporates the cavities between layers, it'll be easier to expand outward and upward

    plus what about gravimetry as a means of finding our location, what about magnetics
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:49 No.9073569
    I weigh about 300 pounds. I pick up my 130 pound gf, my 10 pound laptop, 20 pounds of clothing and say, 30 pounds of miscellany.

    I charge neckbeards five tins of food to see my gf's breasts for a minute.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:49 No.9073575
    If you bring the equipment, why not?
    Just hope someone else on another board did, so you can find out where your boards are in relation to each other
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:50 No.9073591
    also: first stop, /g/ and /sci/.

    also also: what about using ping to determine our location or has that been obfuscated? does google still work?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:50 No.9073596
    Has she posted on this thread?
    >Everyone on earth is killed except for the people who have posted on this thread or are chosen from another board
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:51 No.9073613

    why wait for them to find us when we can just fucking drill our way in and look cool
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:51 No.9073618
    Internet still works.
    We might found out our location, though we have to hope someone on /sci/ had the same idea
    >> Scottish Superior-er !hoaRoCu48g 04/08/10(Thu)22:51 No.9073631
    ok, few questions

    1. you guys realize if we tunnel, we're just filling up our own living space
    2. disease will become rampant due too lack of toilet facilities
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:52 No.9073636
    No, we wait for them to tell us their location, and we dig there
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:52 No.9073637
    I make her post in this thread first. Something about how she finds my hobby childish and annoying, but she puts up with it because she loves me.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:53 No.9073658
    If we add the parking lot, it's no problem. And the toilets still work/water lines, so it'll be fine
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:53 No.9073673

    that depends on what material we get from excavating

    dirt is compressible
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)22:53 No.9073676

    Costco has toilets, presumably magic ones that will flush the waste away to wherever, provided we don't break them.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:53 No.9073677
    How is there a parking lot and yet we can't get out?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:54 No.9073684
    Valid point. I've only got a rudimentary understanding of how I'd go about it, but I imagine I could get it workable without too many mishaps, and the necessary precautions.

    Precautions basically being to pick a point far away from everyone else for testing, set up a few prototype fuel line shunts over to this area, (not connected to gas lines yet) making sure that we've got someone up?down?stream to turn off the line if I fuckup and can't fix the inevitable leaks.

    Then it's tinkering time!
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:56 No.9073745
    We'd be using shit as fertilizer anyways, so keeping the toilets working would be no problem
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:56 No.9073756
    Why do I think that one of the boards will break the gas line, and completely fill with gas and explode, or flood copletely
    >> Scottish Superior-er !hoaRoCu48g 04/08/10(Thu)22:56 No.9073759

    Think magic parking lot.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:56 No.9073761
    Are the people who posted in this thread ageless after the transfer?
    I give us a month before there are no more virgins.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)22:58 No.9073803
    Stick engineer points out that with all that natural gas we can jury rig a kiln and make us some really shitty bricks, ceramics, dry out the soil, whatever.

    And we've got fucking oxyacetylene torches and magic vents, just turn that shit into carbon vapor and flush it out.
    >> TG_GENERAL_Heavy 04/08/10(Thu)23:02 No.9073875
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    we will need to have a security force for if we make contact with a nother store.....like /b/ I WILL LEAD THAT FORCE COME ON BABIES!
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:03 No.9073907
    I also live less than a 1/4th mile from a university, I can get anything from the working bits of some high powered lasers, to some superconductors, some aerogels, whatever. Obviously I won't be able to get any of the cooling or power supply system for the laser, but think of pretty much anything a cutting edge university doing research on pretty much any damn thing it wants, and I'll probably be able to get it.
    >> Scottish Superior-er !hoaRoCu48g 04/08/10(Thu)23:03 No.9073930

    oh fuck, that would be THE worst case scernario.
    >> TG_GENERAL_Heavy 04/08/10(Thu)23:04 No.9073936
    i can bring 5 revolvers 3 shotguns and 2 hunting rifles along with lots of ammo and some books
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:05 No.9073977
    That's probably a 10 year away problem.
    And having guns would create huge problems within the group
    >> Scottish Superior-er !hoaRoCu48g 04/08/10(Thu)23:06 No.9073999

    Against the horde of /b/, that'd most probably only stem the tide slightly.Best chance is molotovs. easy to make, easy to use, maintainable easily
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:07 No.9074001
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    We all know how it'd turn out
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:07 No.9074004
    oh please i seen costco's with guns ammo and hunting knives! we need people who know how to fight/shoot
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:07 No.9074006
    ... Someone will need to be tapped for the sole purpose of building traps.
    Lots of them.
    Obviously, it will also be his job to keep us from dying to whatever lunacy he comes up with.
    >> Code Monkey !!R4JZMdHU0G1 04/08/10(Thu)23:08 No.9074046
    Posting here to save myself. However, I'm just a humble programmer in training (at school) so, what job am I given?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:10 No.9074081
    say can we use the stockrooms extra suplies and cardboard boxes for us to use!
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:10 No.9074085
    Assuming you have some sort of intelligence...

    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)23:10 No.9074094

    King Wasteland already has guns, and will not tolerate any disrespectful words said about his significant other.
    >> Code Monkey !!R4JZMdHU0G1 04/08/10(Thu)23:11 No.9074107
    I thought we established that there is a limited amount of area for us to store the dirt we dig up.
    >> Code Monkey !!R4JZMdHU0G1 04/08/10(Thu)23:12 No.9074131
    Oh ruler, what job for a programmer.

    I've done some construction (worked with my aunt for two summers building a subdivision), and I'm the son of a gun nut so I can help security.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:12 No.9074133
    Flush it down the toilet.
    Toilets still work
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:13 No.9074150
    Your job is to maintain the server farms logging every IRC room, maintaining contact with /sci/, and collating every useful bit of info you find, then deleting it promptly so no /b/tards have a better chance at making it.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)23:13 No.9074156

    You must make sure that no one ruins the computers we have with viruses.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:13 No.9074170
    hmmmmm wait i know what we could do if we mine in to /b/ use the natural gas and make a flame trap!
    >> Code Monkey !!R4JZMdHU0G1 04/08/10(Thu)23:14 No.9074180
    Hooray! I get to do what I enjoy!
    >> Scottish Superior-er !hoaRoCu48g 04/08/10(Thu)23:14 No.9074191
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    its that, or pumped full of hormones and put to work.

    we all know it will happen sooner or later.
    >> Code Monkey !!R4JZMdHU0G1 04/08/10(Thu)23:17 No.9074243
    Sorry, I was given a job by the benevolent ruler. I will also place myself in his militia reserve in case of disturbances.
    >> Scottish Superior-er !hoaRoCu48g 04/08/10(Thu)23:20 No.9074304

    we got a leader now, who?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:20 No.9074315
    we need to have plans set up for ever board in case we meet them one day via mining
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)23:20 No.9074316

    >> TG_GENERAL_Heavy 04/08/10(Thu)23:21 No.9074336
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    what will my job be?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:22 No.9074340
    You know, I don't really agree with all your policiALL GLORY TO THE KING WASTELAND
    >> Scottish Superior-er !hoaRoCu48g 04/08/10(Thu)23:24 No.9074395

    My guess is most plans would be the same, minus /b/. Most boards have respectable populations. Hell, even /v/ (/b/ 2.0) is.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/08/10(Thu)23:24 No.9074397

    If you bring a reloading press the finding out how to make gunpowder. Otherwise, keeping busy for a few hours a day, doing tg stuff and making sure the /b/tards dont get in.
    >> TG_GENERAL_Heavy 04/08/10(Thu)23:26 No.9074448
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    oh i have plans all ready (pic related) try to make home made flame throwers
    >> TG_GENERAL_Heavy 04/08/10(Thu)23:30 No.9074525
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    i think we will have no use for grills and propaine tanks so ya
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:30 No.9074526
    ... we could just make a fuckton of flamethrowers.
    There's no way we could store hydrogen for any length of time, that stuff will go straight through several feet of metal.

    But we could get a helluva lot of oxygen, figure out some method of condensing it, store it, and with all of that natural gas, instant torch.
    Since this is mixing two gases and having them burn, it'll have some obvious differences than something based on lighting up some pressurized petroleum jelly liquid.
    But I'm sure we can improvise [hint: fork lift, big tanks of pressurized natural gas and oxygen, etc. Chainsaws optional.]
    >> Scottish Superior-er !hoaRoCu48g 04/08/10(Thu)23:33 No.9074616

    considering the amount of people who want FIRE, i guess ill need to put my firefighting skills to use and become the statio-COSCOS firefighter.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:34 No.9074636
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    you know we have lots of flat screen tv's game systems and other shit so we need to make shure no one breaks them
    >> Code Monkey !!R4JZMdHU0G1 04/08/10(Thu)23:38 No.9074726
    Thread is dead?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:38 No.9074745
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    i think were auto sageing so some one make a new thread!
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:38 No.9074746
    why don't just become the vikings of the cosco system? Raid, pillages the wenches and such?
    >> Scottish Superior-er !hoaRoCu48g 04/08/10(Thu)23:43 No.9074836
    If nobody else does, ill make a new thread
    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:44 No.9074843
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    >> Anonymous 04/08/10(Thu)23:46 No.9074888

    new thread people

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