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    1.58 MB Maid Quest Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)21:27 No.9047710  
    You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

    1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
    2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.
    3. Have sex with at least three of them.

    This is the morning of day 1 of 30.

    WHAT DO?

    Suggested Choices:

    - Examine the Mansion
    - Meet the current household staff
    - Consider yourself
    - HELP?
    - Put it in.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:27 No.9047724
    Masturbate after waking up
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:28 No.9047734
    -Let's meet that staff! In an excited as possible manner!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:29 No.9047754
    Masturbate furiously.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:29 No.9047755
    Let's inseminate some random bathroom sink and meet the current staff afterwards. No need to meet them horny and reckless.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:29 No.9047760
    Let's consider myself. If I'm to be the master of a mansion, I need to figure out what I'm actually going to do, beyond... master of mansioning.
    >> An Aztec Writefag !RS2ZubhqM. 04/07/10(Wed)21:30 No.9047771
    We find the largest maid and defeat her in a match of fisticuffs, thus assering our dominance over the herd.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:30 No.9047777
    Consider self, noting skills and special abilities.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:31 No.9047795
    I have just woken up. I am reasonably assured I have a gentlemanly morning wood, as is befitting a young man of good health.

    I masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:31 No.9047801
    Masturbate with a vengeance.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:32 No.9047806
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    Inb4 this happens to us.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:32 No.9047815
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    >OP hasn't responded
    I think we're getting trolled HARD
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:32 No.9047816
    >find the largest maid
    >defeat her in fisticuffs
    That's LOTS easier said than done: http://nigoro.jp/game/rosecamellia/rosecamellia.php
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:33 No.9047827
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    SHIRLEY! <3
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:33 No.9047830
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:34 No.9047832
    Masturbate in a drunken rage.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:34 No.9047833
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:34 No.9047844
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:35 No.9047849
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    Secret Rider eh...
    How ironic, for that could describe us as well.
    Quickly activate our henshin ability and search for crime to fight. I have it on good authority that chicks dig superheroes.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:35 No.9047858
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:36 No.9047874
    Coldly, cooly, with a calculating mind, masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:36 No.9047879
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:36 No.9047880
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    Train maids for combat. Send wave after wave of maids to conquer other old houses. Fill those with more maids and have them train too. Garrison houses with injured maids while recruit maids are used as cannon fodder allowing veteran maids to survive and gain experience. Eventually create empire of mansions filled with maids.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:36 No.9047890
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:37 No.9047896
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    You will never have a pretty 12-year old maid who assembles and paints your Warhammer minis masterfully in addition to her normal maid duties.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:38 No.9047921
    Maybe those things will be created .... IN THE FUTURE!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:38 No.9047924
    seriously wat

    This is a translator's joke. What the fuck is going on here.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:39 No.9047941
    Somebody should take over for OP. This could be lulzy.

    On the other hand, this is fucking /tg/. For example, this'd be MY solution:

    Hire a huge staff, with a preference towards intelligent but uneducated girls trying to scrape by, from poor backgrounds. Tell them flat out about the secret rider in the will, and explain that you're going to pay them a fucking insane salary for the next month; so when you lose control of the temporary endowment, they should all walk away with enough money for school.

    The Man's status: told.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:39 No.9047943
    >use of GW-brand Citadel paints
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)21:40 No.9047951

    Waking up after a dream where schoolgirls in short skirts featured in abundance, you find yourself with a very nice morning wood. Instinctively, you yawn, pull down your pants, and start to do what comes naturally.

    You are interrupted just when it starts to get good by the door opening up and a cheery voice calling out, in a British accent, "Good mornin', young master, I brought you. . . OH MY! TERRIBLY SORRY!"

    There is a shriek, and a sudden clattering as Samantha, the current Head Maid drops her tray on the ground and flees, shrieking in shock.

    Samantha, The Head Maid
    Type: Pure / Pure
    Level: Devoted

    Special:Accent (British)
    Bad Reputation
    True Devotion

    Weapons: UNKNOWN

    Power: UNKNOWN

    Roots: Hereditary Maid

    Stress X: UNKNOWN


    Spirit: 20
    Stress: 0

    Samantha comes from a family that has been a member of the household staff for generations. She was very devoted to your Uncle, the previous Master of the House, and made a promise to him on his deathbed that she would take care of you.

    SPECIAL RULE: True Devotion: Samantha has a special relationship level of "Devoted." This counts as a maximum relationship level (equal to "Trust") and cannot drop below that level, no matter what you do. Also, Samantha will never leave your service, although she may not approve of all your decisions.

    Appearance: A young lady with a slender figure, blue eyes, and long, silver hair. Her uniform colors are black and white.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:40 No.9047952
    Take maids' monthly income. Multiply by five. Fill three envelopes with this number of dollars, or whatever currency works here.

    Gather maids.


    "I will pay [this amount of money] to each girl who has sex with me."

    Hope we've got a good credit rating.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:40 No.9047963
    It doesn't make a lot of sense unless you know it's a parody of a chapter from the original series. And even then it's not funny; it's just cute.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)21:41 No.9047969
    A few minutes later, a tall, distinguished, British gentleman enters your bedroom, after you've had a chance to put on some pants. "Young master," he says, "Although it is your business what you do in the mornings, I would request that you apologize to my daughter when you do have the chance. She is unused to being around young men, and she was. . . most upset. . . at intruding upon your private time.

    Reginald, the Butler
    Type: Shadow/Elite

    Special: Badass Mustache

    Weapons: Machine gun, Striking Martial Arts

    Powers: Unknown

    Roots: Hereditary Butler

    Stress X: UNKNOWN

    Athletics: 6
    Affection: 1
    Skill: 4
    Cunning: 6
    Luck: 3
    Will: 7

    Spirit: 70
    Stress: 0

    Reginald is an old friend of your uncle's, and served with him in The War (which War? I dunno, pick one). He never likes to talk about his time in the service, but he does have a badass Captain Price mustache and a rather large collection of guns. He is Samantha's father, and the butler of the house.

    Reginald brings you a new breakfast (Full English Breakfast: rashers, eggs, tea, and toast!) to replace your ruined one, and puts it on your bedside table. As you eat, he goes about cleaning up the mess.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:42 No.9047979

    And continue what we are doing. If she desires to be the hired help in this household, she'd best get used to what will become a common sight and occurance.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:42 No.9047988

    Actually, you know. Let's go with that. That sounds awesome and heartwarming.

    This is our plan.

    ALSO read the will carefully to find out where the money / mansion goes if you don't fulfill the rider.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:42 No.9047989
    I like the cut of your jib.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:42 No.9047993
    Consider self.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)21:43 No.9047999

    You are nineteen years old, and a complete nerd. Aside from suddenly coming into a huge inheritance, owning this house, and being a relation to a fairly prominent political family (your uncle) there's nothing special about you at all. Maybe you've got a little skill at household work, but that's about it.

    Power: Blood Ties, Mansion, Wealth

    Athletics: 1
    Affection: 1
    Skill: 2
    Cunning: 1
    Luck: 1
    Will: 2

    Favor: 10
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:43 No.9048005
    >and served with him in The War (which War? I dunno, pick one).
    It seems he served with dear Uncle during the Third Martian War against the New Guineans.

    Continue what we are doing, ie. fapping. As we eat gentlemanly and elegantly.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:43 No.9048006

    What is the original manga about?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:44 No.9048022

    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:44 No.9048026
    Stop goddamn masturbating, get some self respect, and apologize to her later.

    We're nineteen already, it's time to man up.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:45 No.9048030
    consider surroundings
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:45 No.9048035

    Express to this man, in no uncertain terms, that you consider this mornings events to be nothing short of a calamity of unbelievable proportions, because it has potentially soured a relationship with a man who would actually know what we were talking about if we wanted to wax eloquent on the terminal ballistics of Winchester Silver Tip versus match ball ammo.

    Find the poor girl and apologize to her IMMEDIATELY. We cannot lose the respect of a man this AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:45 No.9048041
    nah, the original had the "bestial brown" pot of paint. WHFB is HUGE in japan.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)21:46 No.9048048

    Apparently you are also a complete and total bastard, as this is the plan that comes to mind. But what the fuck, let's roll with it.

    As you eat your breakfast and watch Reginald clean up, you consider the proper way to go about your will. Coincidentally enough, there is a fairly lousy part of town nearby, and an inner-city high school. If you want to troll for poor girls, you might as well try there. It's worth a shot.

    It is now noon of day 1 of 30. What do?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:46 No.9048049
    Lower-upper class lady in Victorian England needs help.
    Little girl answers help-wanted ad.
    Little girl gets hired out of pity.
    Little girl turns out to be superior and perfect maid.
    Continue slice of life stories and d'aaaaaaw-ing over how adorable and perfect Shirley is.

    It's on Mangafox or Onemanga already. All of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:46 No.9048057
    But first we should pull up our pants.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:47 No.9048066
    Finish masturbating. Go apologize. Then go back to masturbating while breaking our fast.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:47 No.9048073
    Horrible ending?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:47 No.9048077
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    rolled 4, 1, 1, 4, 6, 1, 3, 5, 5, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 2, 2, 1, 2, 5, 5 = 65

    I use a power source to roll ten random events
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:48 No.9048092
    In a sense.

    It's Slice of Life. Its ending is that "it never ends". You get a drop-off ending, and some side stories of different maids in entirely different households.

    It's good though, and a quick read. It's not a moe-fest.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:49 No.9048107
    I ignore your rolls, and see that you have rolled 65.

    We are now in the Sora no Woto setting. And we are fucking boring.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:50 No.9048138
    This times one billion.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)21:51 No.9048146
    General consensus seems to be to apologize. . .

    After finishing your breakfast, you manage to get changed and head out to find Samantha. You find her in the kitchen washing dishes. The kitchen appliances are pretty damn old and haven't been replaced since the 1970s. Everything is formica and pistachio green, but she seems to do okay.

    "Oh, no need to apologize," Samantha tells you, blushing, "It was my fault for coming in without knocking. I'll never do that again. But. . . young master, if I may be so bold. . . ?"

    You pause. She seems to be struggling to say something, but seems to be blushing way too hard to get it out.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:51 No.9048152

    Oh yeah. Let's roll with this. Maid work isn't exactly a well-paid job ;we wouldn't have to filter the applications too hard to find the ones without much money or ability to realize their dreams.

    I briefly consider the possibility that this selection process might filter out those who are maids for more unusual reasons, such as hiding from the law, being robots programmed to please, martians in disguise, etc, and then discount it as wishful thinking. There are some things that just cannot be denied.
    >> G. D. !!Y8HG2fUusNY 04/07/10(Wed)21:52 No.9048179
    >rolled 4, 1...
    >...1, 4...
    >...6, 1...
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:52 No.9048184
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    Did you mean the Saya no Uta world?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:53 No.9048191

    "Well, go for it. I don't plan to be the master for long, you know."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:54 No.9048206
    Just read a few pages, it's nothing that interests me but I thank you for your replies.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:54 No.9048223
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    lol no

    ur gettin battler

    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:55 No.9048228
    Not a total bastard, dude - we don't have sex with the maids, we pay them the sum total of the inheritance, such that after the thirty days, we "lose"... but those ladies that worked for us are now stinking rich.

    At which point we go back to being an ordinary teenager with a hell of a story and a bunch of nouveau-riche friends.

    You follow? We don't need to pressure them into sex. It is awesome!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:55 No.9048232

    "Miss, your father could crush the life out of me with one hand while polishing the banister with the other. We both know this. I assure you, you can speak with confidence."
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)21:55 No.9048241
    ". . . well, young master. . . I have heard that young men can go blind if you do that too much. Maybe you shouldn't do it so often?"


    Scenario rules: the Random Events Table is disabled for this scenario. However, you gain 5 Favor points as a Nice Try bonus, putting your total up to 15.

    Unlike in the base rules, maids do not gain their own favor pools: you keep all the favor and hand it out as needed.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:55 No.9048243
    Find, Samantha, apologize for the incident, & ask politely about the whereabouts, known or guessed of every other maid. Go and meet all of them, on the grounds of "Understanding who is employed under me". This is assuming, there are currently maids other than Samantha(Please clarify.).

    This way, we can devise a strategy to get laid thrice.

    I look forward to playing this. Especially if this can be done in as despicable a way as possible.

    Also, why are we on day 1 of 30? Did our presumably dead uncle want us to do this on a time limit? If so, I deem him a (Thankfully.) dead jackass, for giving us all this work PLUS a time limit. If not, I don't deem him as such.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:56 No.9048255

    Laugh a bit, and go "Alright. I'll cut it out."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:56 No.9048257
    Whatever happens, make sure we are doing something absolutely incomprehensible and "eccentric".

    Like whirling around like a dervish, as she talks to us.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:56 No.9048261
    Inquire as to if any of the maids are traps.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:57 No.9048281
    Quickly spout off all you know about masturbation being healthy AND RECOMMENDED for the mental state of young men.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:58 No.9048296
    God no let's not be a total sperglord.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:58 No.9048308
    You can't do that.

    To not fap is to not be a man. And what you would tell her would be an absolute lie otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:59 No.9048323
    And whyever not?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:59 No.9048330
    Ask her if she has watched us doing it at other times.
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    >I have heard that young men can go blind if you do that too much. Maybe you shouldn't do it so often?"
    ...Oh god no.

    The NeoCon Religious Right have gotten to her.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:00 No.9048353
    Dude, we can keep it in our pants for thirty days.
    I mean, probably.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:00 No.9048365

    Cut your eyes left and right conspiratorially, and then whisper "That takes at least six years... let's just say that I won't be around to worry about it."

    Yeah, we're gonna fuck with them.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)22:01 No.9048380

    Samantha confirms for you that she and her father are currently the only household staff in the mansion.

    Speaking of the Mansion. . .

    The Mansion

    World: Contemporary
    Mood: Light-Hearted
    Appearance: Palatial

    Facilities: Beachfront property
    Kitchen: Poor (1 of 5)
    Decor: Poor (1 of 5)
    Gardens: Poor (1 of 5)
    Repair: Poor (1 of 5)
    Beach: Poor (1 of 5)

    At the moment, aside from a rather nice private beach nearby (which is, sadly, cluttered with litter), this place is kind of a dump. It's way too big for just two people to keep up.

    Current employees:
    Reginald (Butler)
    Samantha (Head Maid)

    It is still noon of day 1 of 30.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:02 No.9048391
    >don't fap for a month
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:03 No.9048411
    Facilities: Beachfront property
    Kitchen: Poor (1 of 5)
    Decor: Poor (1 of 5)
    Gardens: Poor (1 of 5)
    Repair: Poor (1 of 5)
    Beach: Poor (1 of 5)

    At the moment, aside from a rather nice private beach nearby (which is, sadly, cluttered with litter), this place is kind of a dump. It's way too big for just two people to keep up.

    Current employees:
    Reginald (Butler)
    Samantha (Head Maid)

    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:03 No.9048429
    Explain your plan to Samantha, saying you intend to lose the deal and pass the inheritance onto the servants.

    Ask her to put up job postings.

    While she's out, clean up the kitchen a little.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:04 No.9048439
    We are of good fortune, and as any gentleman of LOTS'O'MONIES, we must elegantly Pimp our home.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:04 No.9048444
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:05 No.9048452

    I like this. Implying a terminal condition offers a rationale for your plotty plot about enriching poor maids (their belief in your altruism/strong ethical codes are going to go straight out the window when the first wacky misunderstandings make Hijinks Ensue,) and it's a first line of deception when things start to go awry.

    Because despite our plan, OP is going to MAKE them go awry.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:05 No.9048458
    Tell her not to put age requirements on the help wanted ads.

    And pray that pretty, good-hearted, skilled, 12-year old maids come to answer it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:07 No.9048495
    As it is noon, a man must do as manners and society decree, and break for the midday meal.

    However, we must do this with no pants on. Boxers only.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)22:07 No.9048498

    ". . . well," Samantha admits, "This inheritance is really more of a. . ." she sighs. "Look, I'll just outright explain."

    She pulls a photograph out of a wallet. It's a picture of her, and her father, and your uncle, in front of another house. It's much bigger and nicer than this one, and there's an entire fleet of maids in nice uniforms standing around in serried ranks.

    "Well, your uncle was. . . a bit eccentric. And given that he pulled himself up from poverty into riches, he told us he'd be damned if he let anyone else get the money he earned without working for it themselves. And since no one's used this summer home since the 1960s, he's decided that in order to inherit his money, his heir will need to prove that they can work for it by fixing up the place nicely."

    And the sex requirement?

    "Your uncle," Samantha says seriously, "was also a screaming pervert. I was exempt because I was his best friend's daughter, but you wouldn't believe how he acted towards the household help. . . flipping skirts. . . boffing the girls in the bathroom. . . sometimes he'd take two or three to bed at a time. . ."

    Suddenly things are starting to make more sense.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:08 No.9048506
    Gee... did the lawyer say exactly how the sexings will be confirmed?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:08 No.9048515
    >Boxers only
    And to make sure we are in high style use the stripes and heart print one. And remember to put on a tie.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:09 No.9048535
    >sometimes he'd take two or three to bed at a time. . ."
    Quickly offer a silent prayer for Dear Uncle's soul, because he is/was a Magnificent Bastard.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:10 No.9048557
    Well I don't believe Uncle is dead. He would have no way of confirming the third rider of his Will.

    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:11 No.9048562
    Damn you, uncle! From beyond the grave. I can remember his face now.

    Shrug to Samantha, say you'll try to be a little, uh, more dapper than him, and send her out maid-hunting.

    In the meantime, fix lunch, clean up kitchen when I'm done with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:11 No.9048564
    I'm wondering, how much money that is not in a bank or part of an inheritance does our character have? Paying the maids without the inheritance is going to be difficult, and some may not work/kick our ass if they find out we don't have money.

    Plus, I'm wondering if there's ways we could use any money we have to make more, which we could then use to hire a crew of people to fix up the house. After all, to my knowledge, maid's don't do things like repainting walls & retailing ceilings. Correct me if I'm wrong, though.
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    >best friends daughter

    >screaming pervert

    The good Butler just became... much more interesting.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:11 No.9048576
    >Good companions don't have the same hair colour as you.

    That is the single most Chaosy Chaos quote I ever heard. Should there be 'skulls' or 'death' or 'bullshit magic' in there somewhere?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:11 No.9048584

    (You know, Reginald being secretly our uncle would be awesome, so let's save that confrontation for later, okay?)

    (Plus, he'd probably kick our ass.)
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)22:12 No.9048596

    After hearing about your family situation, you imply to Samantha that you have a terminal condition. . .

    > Opposed Check: 2 vs 2, Will vs. Will

    She seems doubtful. 1 Favor will be required to push the roll hard enough to convince her of it.

    You have 15. Spend 1?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:13 No.9048618
    I can't bring myself to like the Japanese way of ending stories. You do either get no proper ending or sad one. I sometimes wonder why...
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:14 No.9048630
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:14 No.9048632

    >I'm wondering, how much money that is not in a bank or part of an inheritance does our character have?

    When I conceived of this plan, I wagered we had- *enough.*

    For starters, there has to be enough cash on hand to finance a large staff for a month, which isn't cheap, but the real meat is the money allocated for the renovation budget. That shit costs. Even if it's skimpy, there should be enough there to give those girls at least a chance at college.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:14 No.9048643
    Why would we want to convince her of anything?

    Leave it at this and let her wonder either way.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:14 No.9048646
    Yeah, let's push it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:15 No.9048656
    I agree.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:16 No.9048674

    No, no, that's not how to roll! We have already guessed the GM's plot, and it turns out, IT'S FUCKING AWESOME. We now have INSIDE KNOWLEDGE of the plot twist. This is a rare advantage, but it dissapears if we let on we know it to Reginald!

    Can we have our plot twist and derail it, too? oh Yes, yes we can...
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:16 No.9048693
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    sow the seed of doubt, we don't need a solid certainty.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:17 No.9048698

    >1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.

    Hire a renovation company.

    >2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.

    Hire maids.

    >3. Have sex with at least three of them.

    Offer a fuckload of money them for sex.

    After the conditions are fulfilled, fire them all.

    I've just won your shitty premise OP:
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:17 No.9048699
    >That is the single most Chaosy Chaos quote I ever heard.
    In a galaxy, which is this one, sort of far away, in terms of lightyears and warptravel, long, long to be, Kharne the Betrayer felt a single tear of absolute dejection flow down his cheek.
    "BLOOD...blood...for...THE BLOOD god...? Kill, maim, burn?"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:17 No.9048718

    nah, let's go for it. We're spending for a sure thing, not risking a die roll, right? So let's go ahead and at least get one person believing it. That'll help it spread later.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)22:18 No.9048723

    Confirmed. Samantha looks dubious, but she nods. "I'll put an ad in the paper for more help right away," she says. She walks out of the kitchen and heads out to put an ad in the paper.

    You spend some time cleaning up the kitchen. In the end, you wind up making it spic and span, but the appliances are still rather old.

    Based on the other questions in this thread, you decide to find Reginald and ask him about allowances for household improvements.

    You find the old man in the back yard. . . strangely enough, your house apparently has a firing range. He has a large array of guns laid out in front of him, and he is test firing them all. It seems he's just finished with the rifles and is now moving on to handguns.

    Your nerd instincts immediately recognize his pistol as a CZ-75
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:18 No.9048736
    You fool! We can de-rail it now, and have even more fun as we all are in the dark as to how the story progresses!

    Off the rails, and onto the ATVs!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:19 No.9048763

    Watch him shoot for a few moments before asking him our question.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:19 No.9048766
    Demand proof he is not Uncle in disguise.

    Do the Secret Family Greeting Dance. If he is truly a man of Uncle's confidence, then he will perform the Faithful Servant Dance, but if he is Uncle, he will have to do the Family Member Dance.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:20 No.9048774
    Let's learn about Reginald's sleeping habits. He's confirmed by the GM to have a machine gun, if he is our Uncle we should A. Try to steal the machine gun & use it against him. B. Or, assuming the inheritance was going to be given to the grounds of our Uncle's death, we should try to prove Reginald IS our Uncle if he is, and use that to get him in legal trouble, to get money off of him.

    Of course, if Reginald isn't our Uncle, let's not, except maybe for trying to figure out how to get his machine gun, if possible.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)22:21 No.9048821
    Reginald listens to your question, then shakes his head. "You are allowed an allowance two hundred dollars a day, but nothing more. . . not until you fulfill the terms of the agreement and inherit it all," he explains. "That allowance will have to handle all costs aside from room, board, and salary for any household help you hire: that'll be handled by a discretionary fund."

    He puts down the CZ and switches to an M1911
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:22 No.9048830

    Look over his battle rifles, and ask him if he thinks the .30-06 has better downrange ballistics then the .308.

    Try not to drool over the Springfield 1903. Try HARD.

    (the answer to this question is about as clear-cut as Apple vs. Windows, emacs vs. the world, and 3.5v4e, to make that one easy.)
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:22 No.9048843
    Confront him as to his identity.

    And stare at his well-toned ex-Serviceman ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:23 No.9048867
    >You find the old man in the back yard. . . strangely enough, your house apparently has a firing range.

    Throwing this inheritance away just became A HELL OF A LOT HARDER.

    But we will persevere. Because we have a terminal condition, right? Won't be around to enjoy it anyways WINK WINK
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:23 No.9048876
    Dude, I'd do that anyway
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:24 No.9048886
    Ask him if he's Dear Uncle.
    Demand he strip naked to show that he does not have the hereditary birth mark of the family anywhere.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:24 No.9048900

    Ask him to teach you a bit of shooting.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:25 No.9048926
    This. Please.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)22:25 No.9048927

    You ask Reginald flat out, "Are you my uncle in disguise, watching over me to make sure that I do exactly what he asks for and follows his stupid will requirements to get my money?"

    Reginald seems a bit surprised by that question: one shot goes wild and far. "What the hell made you think that, lad?" he asks.

    "Just curious, seems like the kind of thing my uncle would do."

    Reginald sighs. "Well, if you want to see the Death Certificate, you can go down to City Hall and pull it from the archives."

    "You seem to be taking this rather well," you say.

    "Laddy, I knew your uncle. I served with him in The War. And despite the fact that he was my best friend, he was also a complete wanker. When he died, I slapped him in the face myself to make sure he was dead."

    Reginald now puts down the 1911 and picks up a Desert Eagle .50 caliber. He uses the huge gun as a doorstop to prop the door open as he starts bringing his guns back into the house (LOL HUEG).
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:27 No.9048956
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    Clever girl... but we are not yet thwarted. We are in a lighthearted whacky maid-story, and in such stories, there are Hijinks.

    We shall simply await a fortuitous one. Or even, apply the old Security Chief Maxim- if a situation is needed and doesn't exist... make one.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:27 No.9048966
    >Desert Eagle
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:29 No.9048990
    >He uses the huge gun as a doorstop to prop the door open as he starts bringing his guns back into the house (LOL HUEG).

    I have just decided that I really like OP, because I LOL'ed heartily.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:29 No.9049008
    >Desert Eagle .50 caliber
    >Desert Eagle
    We are a nerd.

    You know what we must do now.



    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:31 No.9049036
    Nerd OCD? I guess we have to.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:31 No.9049043
    But a Deagle is a cross between a Beagle and a Dachsdund. IT'S A DOG, YOU FUCK
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:31 No.9049048

    Reginald is a cool guy.

    Let's go down and check out that beach, I guess!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:32 No.9049049

    Inquire as to how the, ah, rider requirement of the will will be... verified.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:32 No.9049058
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:33 No.9049069

    >Golden bullets

    I think you're thinking of .338
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)22:35 No.9049115

    As he comes back into the house, your eyes light on his Deagle. OMG DEAGLE! You flip out like a fanboy and ask him to show you how to shoot it.

    Reginald gives you a sad, sympathetic look. "Lad, you don't want that gun," he says. "You want a real man's gun. If ye' really want to learn to shoot, come see me tomorrow mornin' and I'll run you through the paces."

    As you walk back into the house, Samantha comes back in. "I put the ad in the paper!" she says. "And I found a new employee!"


    You have a choice as to which of three girls Samantha brought home with her!

    1. The Tsundere (redheaded spitfire)
    2. The Kuudere (brunette)
    3. The loli (blonde)

    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:36 No.9049142
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:36 No.9049146
    All of them. We're rich after all and our mansion is a trash heap.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:36 No.9049154
    >1. The Tsundere (redheaded spitfire)

    Voting for this. The second one is oh so tempting, but... redheads. mmmmm.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:37 No.9049170
    Can we use horrible, never-meant-to-be-used science to fuse all three into some sort of loli battle machine?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:37 No.9049173
    >3. The loli (blonde)
    Let us dye her hair red.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:38 No.9049204

    did you not see the Dwarf Fort thread with the fucking giant three-headed chinchilla? With ANTENNA?

    Let's not go into the frankenstien monster business. We have been BESTED.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:39 No.9049220
    Definitely 1.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:39 No.9049223
    Is Franken Fran available for maid duty?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:41 No.9049272
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:42 No.9049290

    Tsundere is second. Isn't that the way it always works?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:42 No.9049301
    Put twintails on the loli when she gets here.

    She'll TURN INTO a tsundere.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:42 No.9049302
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    looks like the redheaded spitfire it is! Yaaay!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:43 No.9049320

    1,2, and 3.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:44 No.9049334
    We're going to need more than 2 maids, so get all of them.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)22:44 No.9049342
    Votes are in. As of my starting the post, Tsundere wins.
    The girl is short, not much more than five feet tall, can't weigh more than a buck even. She's got short, red hair, and she's dressed in a rather grungy pair of jeans and a t-shirt. "So, legs here tells me you've got a job fer me?" she says, leaning indolently against the wall. She pulls a pack of cigarettes out of her jeans pocket, taps one out, and lights up.

    Katherine, the Tsundere
    Type: Boyish / Cool
    Level: Hostile (1 of 5)

    Athletics: 4
    Affection: 0
    Skill: 2
    Cunning: 3
    Luck: 2
    Will: 1

    Spirit: 10
    Stress: 0

    All other stats unknown.
    "So, how old exactly are you?" you ask.

    "As far as you know, I'm eighteen," Katherine says flatly.

    You look at her slight frame, her flat chest, and her short height. If she's eighteen, you're the King of England. And for the record, you're not. But as far as you know, she's legal (LOL IMPORTED HENTAI LOL)
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:44 No.9049349

    Samantha only brought home one! We just get to choose which one it is. RTFM!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:46 No.9049378
    >If she's eighteen, you're the King of England.
    She had best be, or even the King of England can't touch her.

    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:47 No.9049402
    >She pulls a pack of cigarettes out of her jeans pocket
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:47 No.9049412

    >so legs here

    Does Samantha have... legs? Hmm? HMM?

    Tell Katherine we have to clean up the trash on the beach, for starters. Imply that a huge trash-disposal bonfire is not out of the question.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:48 No.9049420

    "Basically, we've got a place to fix up."
    "I guess we're going to have to learn carpentry."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:48 No.9049421
    We will need to get rid of that smoking habit...

    Additional: We should inquire as to whether the discretionary fund allows for the hiring of non-maid staff to fix/upgrade the mansion.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:48 No.9049437

    ahaha HELL YES.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:48 No.9049438
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    Am I the only one strongly tempted to start calling Samantha "legs" to get her goat?
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)22:48 No.9049443

    I can guarantee that this woman is at least eighteen years of age.



    Moving on. . .

    It is now afternoon of Day 1.

    You have a few choices to make.

    1. Order upgrades for a facility

    You can upgrade:
    Kitchen: Poor (1 of 5)
    Decor: Poor (1 of 5)
    Gardens: Poor (1 of 5)
    Repair: Poor (1 of 5)
    Beach: Poor (1 of 5)

    2. Spend time with one of your three employees
    Reginald: Butler
    Samantha: Head Maid
    Katherine: New Hire

    3. Jerk off or something. You seem to do that a lot.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:49 No.9049456
    >slight frame, her flat chest, and her short height
    Jup, sounds like the Japanese description of 18.

    >Level: Hostile (1 of 5)
    I'm not really knowledgeable in Maid RPG. How do we improve in this area. Or do we have to get her to Hostile (5 of 5) so she declares her love to us in some sort of tsunderegeddon?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:49 No.9049457
    "I have a proposition you may find interesting." This doesn't get told to every girl I meet on the street, but if I payed you an exorbitantamount of money would you enjoy with me a game of sex?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:49 No.9049460

    Let's upgrade the kitchen, damnit!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:50 No.9049467
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:50 No.9049468

    Upgrade kitchen. Better kitchen = tastier food.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:50 No.9049483
    Order anything from 1, then proceed to 3, then 2

    Seriously. It's not that hard or time-consuming.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:50 No.9049485

    Not really, no. we've only got two hundred bucks a week to work with (room and board is covered.)

    I say stick with the current appliances, they may be old, but they're old-SCHOOL. They've got a charm to them. Kind of.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:51 No.9049494
    Upgrade the kitchen then masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:51 No.9049498
    Begin masturbation and then ask samantha to come to your room over intercom. After she stumbles in pretend that you didn't call her.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:51 No.9049499
    Upgrade the kitchen, help as good as you can. Stop being a teenage creep, improve to upper class creepiness.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:51 No.9049512
    Fix up the beach.

    Spend time with the new hire in order to increase her loyalty level.

    Jerk of at the end of the day.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:51 No.9049514
    If we upgrade the kitchen, there better be a fancy deep-fat frier.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:52 No.9049523
    >You are allowed an allowance two hundred dollars a day

    Reading comprehension.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:52 No.9049524
    ...That sounds dickish and hilarious.

    Let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:52 No.9049532
    upgrade kitchen
    >> Crix !!RpOLjtsjwNS 04/07/10(Wed)22:52 No.9049533
    Why doesn't op just run a maid campaign.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:53 No.9049546

    1. Upgrade kitchen. Good food leads to higher morale.

    2. Spend time with Reginald and see if he won't instruct us in the MANLY ARTS OF PUGILISM. The request should be phrased thusly: "Dear Reginald, could you kick my ass in a fashion that would instruct me as to how not to get my ass kicked quite as badly?"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:53 No.9049554
    Because Maid RPG lacks direction. Really, really badly.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:53 No.9049568
    1. Kitchen.

    3. 3.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:55 No.9049608

    Hilarious, yes, but let's go for something that won't get our asses kicked quite so bad. Pull out the computer that you're inevitably working on building/cannibalizing (we're a nerd, right?) and strip down to your boxers. Static electricity, natch. When Samantha comes to the door act casual, because stripping down to work on computers is SOP, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:56 No.9049618
    Upgrade the kitchen.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:56 No.9049625
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:57 No.9049632
    I just wanted to say Maid Quest is the best quest. Too bad I have to sleep. Have fun there anonymous.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)22:57 No.9049637

    You put in an order for some new kitchen appliances. They'll come in tomorrow morning.

    After a long, hard day, you decide to spend some time "relaxing." You head back up to your room, unzip your pants, and start masturbating to furry porn. Or something. I dunno what you masturbate to. You're a sick bastard, you'll fap to anything.

    You're just about to cum to Sonic the Hedgehog reaming Tails up the ass when you hear a knock on the door. "Master?" Samantha asks.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:57 No.9049647
    Only if you're too poor to afford novelty one-use items like anti-static gloves.

    And we're not rich enough to buy anti-static clothes.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:57 No.9049659
    Suggestions so far- consensus seems to be on upgrading kitchen, staff time seems to be on Reginald and learning dat hand-to-hand, and for the random event of the day, screwing with Samantha's mind.

    I'll vote for the computer idea so Reginald doesn't murder us.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:58 No.9049675
    "Coooooooooommmmeeee iiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnn.... Saaammmaaaanthaaa."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:58 No.9049676
    Orgasm, then open door. Pretend you're all okay.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:58 No.9049685
    Minimize "The Tail of Tails".
    Call out - "Don't come in, I'm changing."
    Make yourself presentable as fast as possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:59 No.9049699

    I got nothin
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:59 No.9049700
    "Come in. Don't mind what I'm doing. If you're going to be working with me, this is going to be a common sight."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:59 No.9049712
    3 (loli) (blond)
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:59 No.9049717
    +1 for sensible ideas.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:00 No.9049724

    >You're just about to cum to Sonic the Hedgehog reaming Tails up the ass when you hear a knock on the door.

    Yes, I definitely like this OP.


    "Forget that bullshit, sweetheart. I'm a 19 year old computer nerd who's greatest skill is haxxing teh megahurtz, and you're a domestic management specialist. So you don't have to kowtow... uh, sorry, what did you want again?"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:00 No.9049736
    You, sir, are so late to the party.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:03 No.9049795
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:03 No.9049799

    I cannot agree with this, but god damn did I LOL.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:04 No.9049831

    Say this to stall for time while doing

    >> Gemini 04/07/10(Wed)23:04 No.9049841
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    Thought someone had taken over Mansion Quest for a moment.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:05 No.9049852
    Leave off your pants.

    Pants are unnecessary for a man of your stature in his own home.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:06 No.9049874
    No. Did our uncle hit that? No, our uncle did not hit that.
    And you know why?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:06 No.9049882
    good lord are we a disturbed young man. may as well invite her in, it won't be getting any better from here
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)23:06 No.9049887
    It's an even vote between sensible and hilarious. . . so 4+ SAVING THROW VS. HILARITY!

    > 5


    You successfully make your 4+ "HILARIOUS" save and decide it would be the better idea to do the sensible thing. You quickly finish up and cum into your sock or something, then close up your computer. "Okay, come in," you say, kicking the sock under your bed.

    Samantha comes in carrying a tray with a bowl of soup and a sandwich. "I made you something for dinner," she says, laying it on your desk. "By the way. . ."

    She is interrupted by a sudden shout. "OKAY, WHERE IS THAT BLOODY PERVERT!?"

    Katherine storms in. She is now wearing a maid uniform, just like Samantha's, but while Sam's uniform has a relatively modest, long skirt, Katherine's is mega-short, and closer to lingerie than a uniform. "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS!?" she complains. "THIS AIN'T A UNIFORM, THIS IS FETISH FUEL!"

    Samantha looks a bit nervous. "I'm sorry, Katherine," she says. "It's specified in the will: any young lady in the employ of this household with red hair and a flat chest. . ."


    ". . . a modest bustline," Sam corrects, "must wear a short skirt."

    "This is too short! If I take too big a step, I'll flash everyone!" Katherine complains. "Besides, isn't he in charge now?"

    She points at you.

    WHAT DO!?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:06 No.9049891
    screw reginald
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:07 No.9049896
    What? What does the comfort of moving about without the barring encumberance of pants have to do with this.

    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)23:07 No.9049907

    Had no idea there was already a thread going :P if there is, I'm sorry.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:07 No.9049917
    Name her Vita-chan.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:08 No.9049925
    Say "She doesn't have a modest bustline. She can wear the normal uniform."

    Flip hair like a classy motherfucker. Is legs gonna argue with my call?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:08 No.9049929

    But we aren't gay!


    Yackety sax time?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:08 No.9049939
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    >red hair
    Smells like...

    Tell her she looks cute, to shut her up. She'll blush and be quiet for awhile.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:09 No.9049944
    Well, we've already done the sensible thing, so i guess she gets stuck with the fetish skirt.
    Also Samantha's response is wonderful, she is definitely in charge of managing the staff from now on
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:09 No.9049948
    At least we haven't been discussing the same fucking topic for 5 threads without getting barely anything done.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:10 No.9049968



    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:10 No.9049977
    Considering that we're fapping to furry porn, going gay for the manly butler seems like a step up
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:10 No.9049984

    >What Do?

    Inform the young lady that referring to us as "the pervert" instead of "The Master" demonstrates the kind of clear-headed thinking you appreciate, so you'll roust up your dress slacks and a jacket that will fit her till a proper dress uniform can be acquired and tailored to fit.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:11 No.9049994

    If we do that, might as well become a delicious trap.

    Maybe we should do that anyways, just for lulz
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:11 No.9049995
    Don't forget that it was gay furry porn.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:11 No.9050007
    "Sorry, but rules are rules."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:11 No.9050011

    Yes, this do.

    Also, since we were fapping to gay furry porn, we may be gay. We should probably sort out our complicated sexuality at one point.

    Or make all the maids wear fox ear headbands. Nyow.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:12 No.9050020

    >sonic fucking tails
    >"the pervert"
    >clear headed thinking

    Girl does seem to have a good head on her shoulders, it would seem...
    >> Gemini 04/07/10(Wed)23:13 No.9050049

    Well, I don't think she has much life in her. The iron went cold, and the original players are gone or uninterested. If someone wanted to pick it up I wouldn't object. Wasn't attacking here, just curious as to what was going on.
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)23:14 No.9050069
    Time freezes just before your decision regarding the girl's skirt. . .


    . . . okay, CRISIS POINT


    Shall this thread suddenly derail from MAID QUEST to MANLY MIDDLE AGED BUTLER QUEST?


    OP honestly doesn't give a shit, he can run either one just fine. . .
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:14 No.9050082
    maid quest
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:15 No.9050101

    MAID QUEST! I still vote for /transgender/, though.

    For more wacky hijinks.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:15 No.9050113
    You misunderstood me. I really enjoyed your maid quest in the beginning but yours is probably the only quest that would have profiteered from a bit of railroading.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:16 No.9050119
    maid quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:16 No.9050124
    Tsundere-girl is the prize!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:16 No.9050125
    I vote for the maids, but then again I'm not the one that made us wack off to gay furry porn
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:16 No.9050131
    Maid Quest, please.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:17 No.9050146

    ...Naw, I was just joking. Maid quest.
    Still, we can skirt-chase after we've gotten our shit together.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:17 No.9050156
    What the hey, I'll vote for the pursuit of Reginald
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:17 No.9050158
    I want manly middle aged butler quest, for the record.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:18 No.9050161


    Reginald is totally for awesome fist-bumps.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:18 No.9050167
    maid quest
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:19 No.9050180

    And guns.

    We totally need a first-run CZ-75.

    And a CZ 550 in .458 for big game hunting.

    And a Remington 870 for Mansion Defense.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:19 No.9050182
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:19 No.9050184
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:19 No.9050187
    Maid quest, and I vote for a new thread. This one is getting close to autosage if it isn't already
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:19 No.9050189
    Tell her, that your uncle made the rules(Emphasize this.), and to confront him if she has issues with the rules, but you'll allow her to wear whatever maid uniform she prefers as long as she does her job well.

    We're trying to earn the money of an inheritance, and although sex is required, having our maids unnecessarily arouse us does not help much, if you ask me. Besides, perverted uniforms can be saved for those less likely to object, and letting the tsundere have her way will gain favor with her. And we can always just fire her if she's too much trouble or we have no more use for her.

    Also, I vote for Maid Quest. MANLY MIDDLE AGED BUTLER QUEST can and should be a goal that we can pursue if we still wish to later, but guns remain in interest.
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    >And a CZ 550 in .458 for big game hunting.

    dat rifle
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)23:20 No.9050215
    Maids it is. . . it CONTINUES!

    "Look, Uncle's Will is absolute," you say. "I'm sorry, but you have to wear the uniform."

    "Uncle? Who the hell is this uncle you guys keep talking about?"

    You and Samantha look at each other and sigh. "Look," you explain. "I'm about to come into a lot of money, but I've got two things I need to do first. First, I need to hire enough maids to fix up this house."

    "And second?"

    "Sleep with at least three of them."

    Katherine's face turns white. "Sleep with as in. . ."

    "Have sex."

    Katherine blinks. "Wait, then what's in it for. . ."

    "Look, I don't need the money, I don't have long to live anyway. So all I need to do is make sure I fulfill the will, then I'll leave the money to the maids. Just play along for a month, and you'll get a share of the money."

    "How much money?" she asks.

    You tell her.

    "Bloody hell!" she shouts. "For that much money, I'd put on a grass skirt and dance the hula, count me in!"

    Katherine's level raised to: NEUTRAL
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:20 No.9050218
    Why not both?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:20 No.9050221
    SPOILER ALERT: the "manly" butler is actually just a tall, lean girl with minimal tits and a boyish haircut.

    Although she's still manlier than we are, despite the lack of a Y-chromosome.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:20 No.9050232
    Fix the house, fuck the girls, finish in time for tea and hunting with Reginald
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:22 No.9050262
    Are we currently planning to die after a cocain fuelled orgy in our late 30s?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:22 No.9050265

    AND we can bond with any gun-loving maids while reloading our brass with hand made bullets.

    .458 WinMag is fucking expensive.
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    >Look, I don't need the money, I don't have long to live anyway. So all I need to do is make sure I fulfill the will, then I'll leave the money to the maids.

    The deception continues!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)23:25 No.9050309

    >.458 WinMag is fucking expensive.

    'Specially if you prefer to buy Winchester Super X.

    And you should
    >> Goushoujin-Sama 04/07/10(Wed)23:26 No.9050326
    And with that little crisis handled, you eat your dinner, play some video games or something, and then go to bed. . . Day 1 is over.

    Day 2 continues on this thread: >>9050315

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