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    31 KB Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:44 No.8976270  
    Our party found a magical gemstone last adventure. We divined that it had something inside so we broke it open. What appears but a stunningly beautiful angel. According to her, she's a servant of the goddess Sharess(Forgotten Realms goddess of pleasure) and is very grateful for being freed.

    Very grateful. Is our party lucky or is this going to go into squick territory?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:45 No.8976291
    Shove her into another gemstone and sell it to the next merchant you come across.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:46 No.8976310
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:47 No.8976326
    It's a succubus in disguise, of course. Kill it.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:47 No.8976332
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:48 No.8976353
    This, although get somebody to check first. Beautiful women in gemstones who are very grateful tend to be a trap.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:49 No.8976358
    Wise words are wise. Make some fricking BANK off of this. Put it up for auction at a pervert's convention.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:49 No.8976361

    It's possible it's not a trap. It's not likely but it is possible! If she is sincere, um...
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:49 No.8976373
    Romance and marry her. She's already grateful. For fuck's sake, it's like an invitation to have the perfect wife.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:49 No.8976376
    Hit it with no remorse, if it's a trap, offer the lives of your party members in exchange for less murder
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:50 No.8976382
    Take it to a temple!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:51 No.8976402
    >very grateful for being freed.

    "Why don't you show us some of you're gratitude. My big heavy club needs enchanting if you know what I mean... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! I just wanted to get a +2 bonus on my club, not indulge in you're little circle jerk, Steve. This is way too squicky, I'll see you later, guys"
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:52 No.8976425
    Obvious succubus is obvious.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:53 No.8976432
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    <--- Ergo, this is the answer. Even if you're wrong, you're still doing it right!
    >> MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 04/04/10(Sun)14:54 No.8976446

    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:55 No.8976472

    95% likely Mr. Rage is right.
    4% likely your DM is a creep.
    1% likely this is going to be fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:57 No.8976499
    Definetly a succubus
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:58 No.8976520
    Update: Party discreetly used a divination while we were talking to her. She's not a succubus if the divination is right. According to our sense motive rolls she's not lying, either.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:59 No.8976524

    This. If she truly is a servant of that god, she should pray to it in temple of that god.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:59 No.8976529
    Then you realize that those are both men.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:59 No.8976531
    Wait, the inportant thig here is that you found this somewhere? Where was that exactly? In what circumstances? There's a difference between "oh, it was just lyibng around this old tomb-thing" and "We found it in the personal stash of a high priest of <Diety in direct opposition to sharess>".
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:00 No.8976547

    We found it in an ancient ruin converted for use as a dragon's horde. Not sure where it came from before that.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:01 No.8976568
    95% Rage is Right.
    1% this is going to turn out awesome.
    100% your DM is a creep.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:03 No.8976605
    I'm going with trap, then. It's the randomness.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:04 No.8976617

    Ask. Look into it from somewhere else.

    As a general rule it's best to assume the enemy has better magic than you.

    Keep someone other than the angel on guard all night and wait a week or two IC before even thinking of trusting her.

    It's best to not ask for anything major. If the angel tries to sleep with any members of the party don't accept for whatever reason, since thats what a succubus would try as well.

    Remember, the adventurers that stay alive are paranoid as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:06 No.8976654

    I don't think it's a succubus now, but it's possible it's an erinyes or some shit, though. She really is beautiful and charming, it's tempting.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:09 No.8976693
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:10 No.8976715



    IF NOT
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:11 No.8976725
    >>8976654 She really is beautiful and charming

    She is IMAGINARY.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:13 No.8976753

    No evil on detect evil.

    She's offering to help pay the party cleric for a plane shift to Sharess' realm so she can properly thank us there. 'Weeks of celebration', as she calls it. She'd like to get and know us there now.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:14 No.8976774
    You obviously WANT to go along with it, so stop fretting and just do it. God damn.

    Just don't blame us when it turns out predictably awful.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:16 No.8976813
    Update: We agree to it and the DM's girlfriend walks into the room. She pulls out a character sheet and starts RPing the angel.

    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:17 No.8976832
    Do that, just make sure she teleports you to that plane, not to some Bane's oblivion or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:18 No.8976842
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:19 No.8976854


    As soon as you get to that plane, RAPE THAT FUCKING ANGEL.

    But you're a troll, so don't.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:19 No.8976855
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    You. Are. Fucked.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:19 No.8976864
    >>Update: We agree to it and the DM's smoking hot girlfriend walks into the room. She starts RPing the angel, demands a gangbang.

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    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:19 No.8976866

    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:23 No.8976917
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    Update: The angel is hinting that Sharess will have her travel with us in thanks for freeing her. She says it's okay, since she doesn't need to eat and has a vow of poverty.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:24 No.8976922
    No evil on detect evil doesn't mean you don't get fucked in the end. Good doesn't always mean good to you.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:25 No.8976945

    mary sue detected
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:26 No.8976958
    this is worse than a succubus
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:27 No.8976971
    >Is our party lucky or is this going to go into squick territory?

    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:27 No.8976975
    Am I the only one who's infinitely more willing to work with devils --or hell, for that matter, fucking mind flayers-- than angels?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:27 No.8976985

    By the rate on which the lower planes get souls, no, you aren't.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:28 No.8976999
    >Bad Translation >>>
    "Our country past and jewelry magical adventure. We are aware that things have to break the opening ceremony. However, it seems to be a beautiful angel. This is God's servant Sharess (forget the goddess of wealth area), and thank you for your information"
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:30 No.8977035

    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:31 No.8977038
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    Update: We've shifted to Sharess' realm despite some worries. Her boss there, a motherfucking planetar, is impressed and wants to travel with us to. The DM is pulling out a sheet for him.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:31 No.8977042

    I meant as a PC, not fluff-wise.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:31 No.8977043
    Detect evil.

    Obvious succubus.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:32 No.8977058

    >> Heretek Dan 04/04/10(Sun)15:32 No.8977062
    Is the GM's girlfriend hot?

    If so, this may lead to a good-ol-fashioned gangbang. if not, get the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:34 No.8977107
    >a motherfucking planetar, is impressed and wants to travel with us to. The DM is pulling out a sheet for him.

    I predict TPK within three sessions.

    A Planetar is not an appropraite DMPC for anything less than Epic level.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:34 No.8977112
    Your DM suck, here is what you have to do:
    1. Tell him he suck at DM.
    2. Take books from him (WITH RAGE)
    3. Give him your character sheet and throw his gf out of room. (WITH RAGE)
    4. Run a great campaign with mindflayers, succubus and burning villages.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:38 No.8977177
    And you guys wonder why you never play and are sitting here on 4chan...
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:39 No.8977205
    I DM, boss
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:40 No.8977227
    Say his services aren't needed. Tell him there's demons mucking around all over the place and he'd be better served fighting greater evils he's more suited to. You have your job, he has his.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:41 No.8977233
    It's okay bro, I'm gonna be joining your game in a bit as a blood angels dreadnought which has lain undisturbed for thousands of years from the last time space marines were on the planet.

    Realizing that the magic is actually chaos, I'll quickly exterminate any of the current characters who are magical users for heresy, and then kill anyone else who doesn't agree to worship the emperor.

    It'll be glorious and the campaign will be permanently fixed.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:41 No.8977235
    Update: The planetar and angel are talking about how group sex is normal in Sharess' realm! Why, friends do it all the time!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:44 No.8977280
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    What kind of game that is?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:45 No.8977300
    Use your body language and tone to project "What the fuck is wrong with you?" towards the GM. However, use your words in-character to play along. After the incident pretend it was all a dream.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:46 No.8977309

    Say thank you, but no. You have evil to fight and need to be on your way.

    As in, right now. No time to accept a reward, you'll loot some bandits or something to compensate.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:48 No.8977337
    all you need is the 80s music to start playing
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:48 No.8977338
    Update: They invited us to an orgy they're hosting. One party member said yes right away, while the rest of us are just kinda staring. They're saying we'll be blessed by angelic love and get a a free half-celestial template out of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:49 No.8977348

    Say no, you're in the celestial realms. You'r'e going to go use that dragon loot to buy exalted materials.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:50 No.8977368
    Better watch your DM (and his gf) hands
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:50 No.8977371
    You have a mission. One that doesn't involve orgies. Get to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:50 No.8977376
    get everyone to do it and make it super awkward for the DM
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:51 No.8977398
    >super awkward

    Pull out your robe and wizard hat.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:51 No.8977399
    >They're saying we'll be blessed by angelic love


    This would piss me off so much. I mean,are angels so pure and perfect that even their LOVE is better than anything a normal being could imagine? Seriously, fuck them and their emotional superiority.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:51 No.8977406

    Make it Guro. The chick you want is all tied up, make room!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:52 No.8977415
    Start laying out all kinds of fetishistic descriptions of what you're doing to the angel the DM's girlfriend is RPing while you're there.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:53 No.8977423
    I don't get it. She obv. has a group sex fantasy that she wanted fulfilled and he agreed to get you guys for her, but why all the scheming? Why not be upfront about it?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:53 No.8977424

    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:53 No.8977425
    Play along. At the orgy they will vunerable enough for you to slice through them and loot the temple.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:54 No.8977440
    I'm assuming they're trying to get you IRL.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:54 No.8977445
    Update: Planetar just used mass charm monster to try and sway us...big OOC fight is breaking out. Post more later, gonna turn the laptop off since this is reaching a head.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:55 No.8977456
    >Hey guys, we're having an orgy, and you're all invited! Don't worry, nothing bad will happen, you'll just lose your humanity and become one of us.

    I'm thinking... no.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:55 No.8977463
    Oh my.

    Using charm abilities? Sounds like he's not truly a being of good. CLEAVE AND SMITE.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:56 No.8977465
    >reaching a head
    chick chicka
    bow bwooow

    sounds like you've got a 70's porno flick on your hands
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:56 No.8977471
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    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:56 No.8977474

    Oh hell no. Fist to the face, the DM.

    Protip: A lighter and some spray deoderant will burn both the DM and the papers for the game. PURGE IT ALL IN FIRE.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:57 No.8977498
    This is just silly.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:58 No.8977505
    Just get up, gather your shit, and walk out. You'll regret doing anything else at this point.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:59 No.8977529
    And this is why you always DM sober.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:00 No.8977540
    You're in the realm of a chaotic good Slut demigod. Ain't no sound but the sound of the planetar's feet, mass charm's ready to go.

    It's pretty obvious what you have to do. Kill the angels and Sharess. And another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:04 No.8977594
    Update: We tell the DM this is really freaking us the fuck out. He tells us to relax and that the planetar's just trying to do the right thing. We call him on that bullshit and ask him why the fuck his gf is involved(who is maybe a 6/10, if you're curious.) in this entire thing. He gets nasty and it degenerates into petty arguing for a few minutes. Then...

    The DM's girlfriend interrupts by making this weird grunt and saying, "Just do it!" So everyone stops and stares at her. She starts crying and being incoherent...long pause as it's awkward as fuck. She wipes her eyes and says out loud, "Just treat me like your group whore!" Total stop, complete silence, jaw hanging shock. DM looks like he's going to melt into the floor.

    None of us said a word. We all got up, walked out, and drove a block over to another player's apartment. As of now we're going to be forming a new game group.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:05 No.8977611
    You're finding time to engage in all this. And read /tg/. And post updates?

    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:05 No.8977612

    I love a happy ending.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:06 No.8977617
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    "We told you so" doesn't seem to cover it.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:06 No.8977620
    All in just 10 minutes?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:06 No.8977623

    I'm attached to my laptop. I think we're all gonna have a few beers and try to forget all about this now.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:07 No.8977629
    >drove a block

    How long does it take you to drive a block?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:07 No.8977638
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    Obviously the right choice, bitch sounds like she's completely fucking crazy, with some kind of weird orgy fantasy.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:07 No.8977640
    Should of hit it then quit it
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:07 No.8977646

    The last update was during the end of the 'petty argument' phase of >>8977594. She said that and then we got the fuck out of there ASAP.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:09 No.8977676
    I would have done the same. If you stay and fuck the shit out of her, no one will look at you the same way again. If everyone stayed and fulfilled her gangrape fantasy, then everything would be awkward.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:10 No.8977691
    Anyone with anything resembling common sense would do the same. There really isn't any good way for that to end otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:10 No.8977693
    ITT: Complete bullshit
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:11 No.8977704

    I wish it had been.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:11 No.8977708
    It's entertaining, anyway. And that's what really matters in this board about pretend-with-rules.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:12 No.8977728
    Not real, but still entertaining as fuck. 8/10
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:12 No.8977732
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    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:15 No.8977786
    How long have you played with this DM?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:15 No.8977790
    hahaha oh god this thread
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:16 No.8977798
    Do you guys honestly care this much if it's true or not? Are you jealous or something?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:17 No.8977823
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    If you got DM problems, i feel bad for you son
    I got over 9000 problems, but a man's bitch ain't one
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:18 No.8977829

    About half a year. Never again.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:19 No.8977866
    This topic is pleasing to the Ebon Dragon.
    >> Witness1 !FbA1rz4uFY 04/04/10(Sun)16:19 No.8977867
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    Make liver sausage out of her.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:20 No.8977893
    Sounds like your GM wasn't expecting THAT. (Though he's still a tit for letting it actually happen.)
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:21 No.8977909
    Archived for the amusement value.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:22 No.8977927
    He sounds thick as hell if he can't see those signs. If your girlfriend comes up to you and wants to be a part of a _divine_ group sex adventure that she thought of, she's probably a crazy bitch with a gangrape fetish.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:22 No.8977928
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:23 No.8977942
    Somebody tell Jack Chick. This'll be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:25 No.8977974

    Fuck Slaneesh. Some of us can actually get laid enough that we play to have fun instead of whine about how terrible real women are.
    >> helpful /co/mrade 04/04/10(Sun)16:25 No.8977975
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    Now see, this story? This was much better than the female fighter story from last night. Whether it's true or made-up, OP: well-done
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:25 No.8977977
    Since when does having a gangrape fetish make a girl crazy???
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:25 No.8977986
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:26 No.8977999

    ...since it created the paradox of wanting rape?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:27 No.8978009
    1. Great Story Bro
    2. Good Night and Good Luck
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:27 No.8978012
    If you start crying and ask everyone to rape you, you might be insane.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:28 No.8978026

    OP here. It's true, but I can't really do anything to prove that, so believe whatever makes you happier.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:31 No.8978062
    Half a year? Holy fuck, I can't believe your DM was stupid enough to just spring something like this on your group, especially in a FR campaign.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:32 No.8978085
    It was probably just the DM fulfilling every one of his girlfriend's wishes. He probably would have let your group use her like a whore because he sounds like a huge pussy.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:32 No.8978090

    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:34 No.8978112
    Give it a day or two for everything to calm down, then phone/visit your GM and talk about what happened calmly and sensibly. There's no need to sever all ties over this bizarre incident.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:34 No.8978123
    Yeah, I'd probably call him up or answer the phone if he calls you up instead of just letting a brothership die out.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:35 No.8978130
    This is real wierd but somehow I feel it's true.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:36 No.8978145
    He got the point, maybe ur DM is somehow addicted to his sicka gf and you should help to pull him out of her grasp.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:36 No.8978150
    No, no, this is definitely a reason to sever all ties.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:37 No.8978166
    Now wait, maybe the DM had a good reason to think it would be okay. Maybe their sessions often involve gratuitous sex and it was just the inclusion of a DMPC and his girlfriend that caused the problem.

    Heh. Yeah I don't believe that either.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:37 No.8978172
    depends. Did the GM give you any wierd vibes before this OP?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:38 No.8978190
    I disagree. This chick must read tons of hentai and think that this is exactly what guys want, or something. She probably expected you all to start fucking her while saying retarded lines.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:39 No.8978197
    This demon girl looks like a guy
    waaaait a second..
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:39 No.8978199
    Wait, that isn't how you roleplay?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:40 No.8978214

    Oh definatly.

    Ask. If they both came up with it or he wanted to do it just as much or close as she did. Sever all ties.

    If he just went along with her angel and gangbang fetishes, you have a bro in the thrall of a succubus. Do whatever it takes to set them away.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:40 No.8978217
    Nuthin wrong with gays :3
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:40 No.8978220
    Sexual roleplay is more for fun and as a joke, and doesn't usually happen like a pornographic film. This, however, sounds like something out of hentai, except with a good end.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:43 No.8978259

    Depends. If the OP enjoyed spending time with his GM beforehand, then if everyone's willing to brush the whole eerie situation under the carpet and move on, they should do so. Just pretend it never happened and keep the lunatic woman locked in the basement on games nights.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:45 No.8978296
    ITT /tg/ does advice threads better than /r9k/.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:46 No.8978305
    The op is making this up and you're all playing along with his creepy sexual fantasies.

    Congrats on practically jerking off a pasty basement nerd.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:48 No.8978343
    Say what? What sexual fantasies, the story is they got creeped out and left.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:48 No.8978347
    How the hell is this jerking him off? Who the fuck has an advice fetish?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:50 No.8978379

    What you should've done is bust out the booze and get everyone a little loose. Then when you RP'd the sex, the girl sounds like she'd be enough of a whore to let you all go at her.

    How many times do you fa/tg/uys get to destroy the DM's girlfriend?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:51 No.8978407
    >lol group sex
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:53 No.8978451

    Me, personally? Once. I did however note that they were both incredibly skeezy and had tons of creepy fetishes.

    I decided I had more self respect than that, and decided to go after a less slutty chick.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:53 No.8978454
    Where I'm from this sort of thing isnt that odd or uncommon, so I'm not really sure how to give you an opinon :/
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:56 No.8978497
    Why, hello there Slaanesh!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:00 No.8978557

    There's no way that would not end in some crazy ass drama all around. OP made the right decision
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:11 No.8978748
    Congratulations you ether wrote an amusing story or avoided a rape charge.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:49 No.8979401
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    This thread...

    I thought it would end in TOTALLY CALLED IT...

    ...but I did not see that coming.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)18:03 No.8979640
    I would've struck out at the Planetar. Fuck him. Alternatively, I would have said my guy was actually a blackguard the entire time. Smite good motherfucker.
    >> $taunche 04/04/10(Sun)18:15 No.8979878
    Advice is the best fetish.

    You should have nailed her with a literal silver stake and then hammered it in saying, "that's how I treat my whores"
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)19:36 No.8981281
    Throwing this a bump, because it was hilarious
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)20:20 No.8982157
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)20:26 No.8982267
    Care to elaborate?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:23 No.8984703
    Necromancing a good thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:28 No.8984812
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    I was just about to do the same.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:29 No.8984841
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    Good... Good...
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:30 No.8984868
    OP here, thanks for keeping the thread alive, guys.

    Update: A few beers and a few hours of trying to figure out what happened are down. Result: Today never happened, we never met our DM and are about to start a new game I'm going to DM.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:30 No.8984891
    Its a TRAP
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:31 No.8984919

    Great. Keep us updated on the goings on.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:32 No.8984927
    Man this thread



    ...Seriously though, if I were still with the crazy black chick I was dating for a few months with the group sex fetish, I'd just have come right out with it, not tried to work it (crudely) into a game.

    Or I'd have done it with a great deal more subtlety. Introduce her as a new character, have everything run as normal, and come the end of the campaign have some sort of IC and OOC party. Relax things enough that they're okay with things, THEN have her offer to take everyone on.

    But then, that's just me, and with sufficiently paranoid players, it probably wouldn't work.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:35 No.8985031
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    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:38 No.8985091
    Probably a good end, though I can't help feeling a twinge of white knight syndrome for the girl.

    Her boyfriend is clearly not on the right wavelength to meet her needs.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:41 No.8985165
    Or, alternatively, he doesn't have enough dicks to fill every orifice at once without help.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:43 No.8985214
    It sounds like very few people do.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:46 No.8985300
    That's when you modify two strapons into gloves and go exploring.

    If you're sufficiently flexible, you could also try wearing another two as shoes.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:47 No.8985312



    They walk among us.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:47 No.8985319
    This sounds like a job for TENTACLE MAN!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:47 No.8985327
    How many orifices does your girlfriend have :P
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:50 No.8985369
    It sounds like you're playing sex twister when you put it that way.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:52 No.8985414

    Sex Twister?

    Why are you using the same word twice?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:53 No.8985443


    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:56 No.8985514

    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:57 No.8985534

    >Left foot blue waffle

    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)22:58 No.8985580

    FOOD + SEX + TWISTER!?!?



    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:00 No.8985599


    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:01 No.8985627

    I vomited. Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:01 No.8985643
    Update: I just got drunk dialed by the DM. He was sobbing and blubbering. I didn't get much out of him before he hung up, but he sounded fucking bombed.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:02 No.8985658


    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:02 No.8985662
    I am not nearly stupid enough to go to a site as innocuously named as that.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:06 No.8985773
    MY EYES!!!!!!
    Dear Palor, what did I just witness?!

    I...I...I'm going to go sit outside for awhile in hopes the Slender man takes me away...anything is better than that
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:11 No.8985884




    >> Dr. Slaanesh, Hedonistic Therapist 04/04/10(Sun)23:11 No.8985895


    Now, I don't think I need to tell you guys what ol' Dr. Slaanesh would do in this situation. Since you're already likely to break ties with DM as a result of this hamfisted clusterfuck, shoulda tapped that.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:15 No.8985992
    >>They're saying we'll be blessed by angelic love and get a a free half-celestial template out of it.

    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:18 No.8986062
    Funny, in a game I play in they are contagious. A paladin's sister lived with the paladin and several angels and became a good aligned outsider herself over a few years, just from the exposure to them.

    Fuckers spread, man.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:21 No.8986118
    Sounds like they broke up over the whole debacle.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:23 No.8986152

    which sounds like win for your group.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:23 No.8986154

    Which I find hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:24 No.8986183
    You won't get me gangbanged? Fuck you, I'm out.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:33 No.8986373
    >A paladin's sister lived with the paladin and several angels

    The paladin was living with several angels? Man, throw in a blackguard or something and you have an awesome sitcom idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:35 No.8986440
    You should see if his GF wants to join your new grou-

    Man, I feel bad about saying that. DM just wanted to make his girl happy, girl has needs she's not getting met, and OP just wants to loot some dragon hordes.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:38 No.8986509
    >and OP just wants to loot some dragon hordes.

    Well, the group passed up the opportunity to loot a human whore, so it looks like not much is stopping that.
    >> SEGATA SABURO 04/04/10(Sun)23:39 No.8986533
    Wow, OP, wow. I just read through this whole thread, and I no longer feel bad about any campaign I've ever been in. Nothing I've experienced in D&D has ever been that fucked up.

    I'm gonna go apologize to some people now.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:43 No.8986619
    Update: Another member of the group got drunk dialed and talked to him a bit. Breakup is confirmed, messy one from the sounds of it. He claims he didn't think it was going that far, don't really believe him but I guess it's remotely possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:44 No.8986637
    Some people just want harmless roleplay. Some people want to be gang-fucked by a bunch of nerds. It's a fine line, really.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:45 No.8986660
    According to OP she rated 6/10. Also he who know what the hell the rest of the group looks like. Could have been nightmare fuel.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:45 No.8986673

    Maybe, maaaybe he thought his gf just wanted to RP that or something. Maybe. I doubt it very much.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:46 No.8986676

    what did he think, his GF just wanted to play a slutty character?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:46 No.8986683

    Average group, ranges from 4/10 to 7/10. No stars or fuglies.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:47 No.8986695
    Going that far?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:47 No.8986706
    If the old DM didn't think that'd go down, he's' a shithead who deserves what he gets.
    >> Dr. Slaanesh, Hedonistic Therapist 04/04/10(Sun)23:47 No.8986720

    Opportunity missed, friend. Much like killing a hobo, you guys should've tore that up, then never spoke of it again as you blacklist both GM and his GF (or just the GM, if the GF's a proper freak).
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:48 No.8986722
    You'd be impressed how some people can get regarding ways to keep their significant other happy. People are very, very good at deluding themselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:49 No.8986747
    I've seen bitches like this before. She won't come out and tell the guy what she actually wants, she'll just set up situations like this and work her way into them.

    OP Said she was a 6/10, which translated means "kinda ugly". She's probably (certainly) emotionally unstable, too. She's probably tried to get the guy into a gangbang like 5 times before, unsuccessfully.

    The DM probably took it the wrong way, thinking "oh, she wants to get fucked... in game. okay. I guess that's fine." Lots of fail, all around.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:49 No.8986750
    think he means crossing the line.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:49 No.8986759
    Not OP, but if my group validly reasoned out that it is likely a succubus in disguise and killed it when it was not, our DM would instantly make us re-roll new characters cause we all turned evil and he doesnt allow evil.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:49 No.8986761
    I'll be honest, I probably would have raped the shit out of her and made her into my fuckslave.
    >> Dr. Slaanesh, Hedonistic Therapist 04/04/10(Sun)23:50 No.8986770

    You're never going to get into an orgy with a clean stripper or attractive porn stars. You have group sex with semi-normal people, just like you have one-on-one sex. Resign yourself to that fact, or enjoy your women one at a time. (Hint: don't do the latter.)
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:50 No.8986783
    Well, then you have a shitty DM.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:51 No.8986797
    OP, his pals, and everybody telling him he did the right thing are a bunch of fags. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS. Gay ones.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:52 No.8986809
    We do. Unfortunately its the only person willing to Dm.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:53 No.8986837
    If you are able to reason this out, it is your duty to step up to the plate.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:55 No.8986884
    I would too, I have some crazy ass sexual needs, and no girlfriend at the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:55 No.8986900
    1 kinda/kinda not attractive girl and I'm guessing at least 4 probably average to unattractive guys. I just don't think that's a good setup.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:57 No.8986923
    This. Become the DM. You'll almost certainly do a better job.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:57 No.8986941

    These are people uninvolved with each other's sex lives in any way that we know of.

    Can you IMAGINE meeting from then on, after that? Hella awkward.
    >> Dr. Slaanesh, Hedonistic Therapist 04/04/10(Sun)23:58 No.8986943

    Then step right up, we've got need of you! Just sign here, and we'll set you up with your very own fuckslave! Free penis-tentacle appendage as a signing bonus.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)23:59 No.8986974
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    Since when where Morigan and Cleopatra the same person?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:00 No.8986987

    What does it say about 4chan that I'm not sure if this is a joke or legitimate offer
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:00 No.8986988

    The crying on her part makes me think that it may have been the DM's idea. Everybody seems to have taken the idea of the girlfriend having a gangbang fetish and running with it. I'm thinking its more likely that it was the creepy DM's idea and he pressured her into it. Why else would they have broken up over such a thing. He tries to get all the guys to fuck her, pressures her into it and then they reject her? If it wasn't her idea than it is very possibly the most degrading moment of her life.

    Is creepy either way, but there's a few orders of magnitude of difference in the creepy levels.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:01 No.8987016

    Well, that just makes it more horrible.

    No matter which way you slice this, it's creepy as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:02 No.8987018
    That you have no mental grounding in reality.

    >Everybody seems to have taken the idea of the girlfriend having a gangbang fetish and running with it.

    I wonder why...

    >"Just treat me like your group whore!"
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:02 No.8987032
    I have thought about converting to Slaanesh-ism...
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:04 No.8987065
    I think you are probably right, the /d/m just probably wanted to see his girl and friends degraded in front of him. Isn't that why people /d/m in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:05 No.8987086
    The alternative is that they just want to get off and have a captive group to act it out for them (not a ridiculous thought).
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:06 No.8987114
    This is by far the best thread on /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:08 No.8987158
    Update: Drunken DM has made it over to the friend who lives a block away. Just heard through the grapevine that he's yelling outside the friend's window about this. Will update later, going over now.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/05/10(Mon)00:09 No.8987176

    Want to give me a short summary of what the fuck happened?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:09 No.8987180

    OH SHI-
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:09 No.8987189
    Just in time after the thread was necro'd? I call bs,
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:10 No.8987204
    Thread was necro'd a few times before OP started posting again, so I dunno.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:10 No.8987207
    If it turns out to have been /d/m's idea, you should be a bro and give the girl a call, let her know you all don't think she's a whore or anything. Not saying rebound date her or shit, but don't leave the girl alone and thinking of herself as a shitbag. Hell, she might be a pretty cool group member in place of /d/m.
    >> Some Tyranid 04/05/10(Mon)00:10 No.8987212

    DM's girlfriend mary-sued into their game, DM made an angel to charm the PCs into f ucking the angel, and this was all intended to end with a massive orgy IRL. It didn't. Now we hear about the fallout and devour it greedily when it comes.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:11 No.8987227
    This thread has pretty consistent post rates. Not like there was a half hour break or something.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/05/10(Mon)00:12 No.8987242
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    ...my word.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:12 No.8987256
    Basically, a DM started railroading the group into having an orgy with a planetar and an angel of the FR goddess of pleasure (RP'd by his girlfriend). After some initial don't-really-want reactions, he starts to use charm monster on the party. After that goes over badly OOC, his girlfriend goes fucking nuts, saying that she wants to be the group whore. Everyone leaves, DM breaks up badly with girlfriend, details are still coming.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:13 No.8987277
    It began with a DM girlfriend (playing an angel).
    Continued into a DMPC (playing something similar).
    Ingame orgy.
    Celestials are a sexually transmitted disease.
    Ending in this post. Better to just read it.
    And now, DM is drunk, after breaking up with his GF.
    >> Some Tyranid 04/05/10(Mon)00:15 No.8987311

    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:16 No.8987326
    Them's the breaks.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:17 No.8987355
    Crazy girls make me feel sad, I wish hugs could fix nutters.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:18 No.8987371
    If they could, a good portion of /tg/ would be very happy.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:21 No.8987423
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    Seriously, this is like Tales of Mu. Only with the sex bits somehow being even skeezier.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:23 No.8987442
    Is this thread archived? I have work in the morning but I definitely don't want to miss what comes of this.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:25 No.8987481
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    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/05/10(Mon)00:26 No.8987492

    "Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you."
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:27 No.8987504
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    This thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:28 No.8987525

    Isn't that the story that's basically this, only the protagonist is a loudmouthed bitch and it actually goes down because it appeals to the authors fetish?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:28 No.8987526
    >>Celestials are a sexually transmitted disease.

    It's starts out slow. First you notice a feather in your pubes. Next thing you know you're a bad wingfic character.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:28 No.8987529
    easymodo archives every thread, but it sucks. doesn't save thumbnails.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:28 No.8987532
    This. But only if it was his idea, not hers.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:29 No.8987539
    >>8987529Is suptg down or something?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:30 No.8987548
    wow. OP hasn't updated in a while. Maybe his crazy drunk DM killed them all.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:30 No.8987551
    Even if the creepiness was coming from the chick you should give her a call and make sure she's ok. Everyone has kinks.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:30 No.8987559
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:30 No.8987561

    Or perhsps this shit is dramatastic, and will take a while?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:30 No.8987564
    And don't try to get into her pants you exploitative fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:31 No.8987584
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:33 No.8987606

    would read again.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:33 No.8987619
    If they wanted to get into her pants, they already passed by that opportunity in a pretty dramatic fashion.

    I don't think that's something anybody eneds to worry about here.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:35 No.8987645
    It's frustrating, I'm so tired but I want to see how this ends!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:36 No.8987676
    I have to be *at work* in 7.5 hours. I should really stop reading this thread and get some sleep after this weekend of heavy drinking.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:37 No.8987685
    >This was much better than the female fighter story from last night
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:37 No.8987695
    Update: Checking to see if topic is autosaging, typing this from friend's apartment. Shit got crazier. Will make a new topic if this is autosaging.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:37 No.8987696
    I have to be awake and working in 5 hours, and I still haven't gone to bed because of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:38 No.8987710
    I think the live to 300 now but a new thread might be a good idea
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:38 No.8987714

    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:39 No.8987722

    Will do then.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:40 No.8987753

    Chick boffer fights with group before DnD. Group member's thug brother invites himself to boffer fight, along with one of his burly buddies. After long, hard fight in which everyone tries to kill each other, Chick hits brother in neck with boffer sword. Then Chick's boyfriend shows up out of nowhere, does the same to her, and she baw's because she was a bad person for trying to hurt someone trying to hurt her.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:41 No.8987761
    >Shit got crazier.
    What. You are reaching dangerous levels of crazy, here.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:41 No.8987765
    Here's another fun story (actually, there's a few in this thread) of a crazy DM while we wait for OP. Shit really gets fun after the thread's 1st page. I apologize for the source; I haven't gone there in years since I realized how that forum is.


    >I think I just dealt with the worst gaming session
    >Yeah, I think this one counts. It's the first gaming session I can ever recall where it ended in an arrest.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:41 No.8987771
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    This thread is full of it
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:42 No.8987785
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:42 No.8987791
    Goddammit I'm taking my laptop to bed with me now because of this thread.... go on.
    >> Posting it here since the thread isn't autosaging for another 50 posts Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:44 No.8987817
    Update: Holy shit. By the time I got there everyone else had arrived and was in the parking of the apartments. DM is there and drunk off his ass. Slurring words, stumbling, pass out and piss yourself drunk. Everyone's watching him since why the fuck not? He's loudly going on and on about how it wasn't his fault and that it was her fault. He claims that the gf is a sick freak who is into all sorts of stuff. S&M, torture, scat, bukkake. Says that she told him that she just wanted to joke around with it and see, haha. After she blamed him for it, yelled at him and they broke up. She slapped him too, apparently.

    Now I've known the DM long enough to pick up his tells. When he's drunk they get a lot more obvious and the conclusion from them is obvious to all of us: He's bullshitting his ass off. We're not quite saying it, but we're mostly trying to calm him down, but he's agitated. Of course, it doesn't matter in a moment. A cop car drives up and a pair of cops come out. They say someone called and complained about a drunk shouting his ass off out here. Uh oh.

    DM is drunk, doesn't care, starts shouting and crying at the cops about his girlfriend too. Being cops they do what you'd expect: Arrest him for public intox. They drag him into the back of the squad car and he breaks the fuck down. Total sobbing mess. Then the cops talk to us briefly, take basic statements, that sorta thing. We all say we're his friends but weren't down long, said he's sad because his gf dumped him. We didn't wanna send him up shit creek, but he was fucked-up drunk for the world to see, so no point lying either.

    Most of us go back upstairs, the friend gets to talk to the cops longer...and here we are. DM's going downtown and none of us know what to think at this fucking point, besides glad the cops didn't think we were a part of it either.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:46 No.8987847
    This is so much better than that boffer sword bullshit, 10/10 OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:46 No.8987853
    because a man wrote it
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:46 No.8987856
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:46 No.8987858

    Justice has been done. Any questioning on anyone involved should tell the whole story. Problem solved

    Sometimes you just gotta love the boys in blue.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:48 No.8987893
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:48 No.8987908

    That's slightly less crazy than I thought.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:48 No.8987910
    Fuck man. I'm almost sad to see this story end.

    Good job living through a fucking bizarre episode, OP
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:48 No.8987919
    Must resist whiteknight urge and say send a word of comfort to the poor girl.

    That's if the guy was a complete cockmongler and liar as you say.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:49 No.8987937

    1) Manipulated his girlfriend into agreeing to something that she later broke down into tears at the thought of.

    2) Rather than asking you about it, tried to manipulate you lot into fulfilling his sexual fantasy in a context where he has social power over you.

    3) When everything goes south, call the girlfriend a whore?

    It's dudes like that that give perverts a bad name.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:51 No.8987971
    Can someone explain this? Or link the the thread (if t was archived.)?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:51 No.8987974

    So.... it's now okay to move on his girlfriend?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:54 No.8988034
    It's not done yet. New thread is here:
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:59 No.8988139
    Give the girl a ring, say you don't think she's a whore ect.

    Don't hit it by any means, but she sounds like there was some massive trauma or something going on if she let him manipulate her into a gangbang or whatever. Tell her that you think she's alright. In theory you could even invite her over and chill with her if she's cool. But there are girls who have killed themselves over shit like this.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:56 No.8990256
    attempting to bump for awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:16 No.8990596
    There's another thread, and this one's archived. No need.
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