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    125 KB Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:26 No.8975988  
    Here's something a little different.

    I need to name a big ol' batch of NPCs for an upcoming Dark Heresy session. Can we have a 40k-esque name dump?

    Feel free to dump images at the same time, but only if you share a handful of names, too.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:36 No.8976130
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:37 No.8976144
    Oh yeah su-WEAKEN VEIL!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:38 No.8976163
    Do your own homework.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:40 No.8976190
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    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:42 No.8976230
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)14:45 No.8976285
    Male Names

    Lhari Iltzsch
    Tuan Ostasiewicz
    Nestor Cabeza
    Ardite Dinola
    Gordian Delveechio
    Mussius Klingberg
    Beatus Himmelsbach
    Marcus Milo
    Jude Boutchyard
    Phrahnk Russ
    Female Names

    Stephane Garced
    Lenna Bushie
    Oneida Freeley
    Ramonita Salvus
    Duartes Afflick
    Gambell Lese
    Karren Bredahl
    Lezelle Dinola
    Serina Perza
    Dahood Cassis
    Jonelle Cunnane
    Dania Deliberato
    Quiana Marsters
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:23 No.8976918
    Step 1.) Got to a record store.
    Step 2.) Buy as many black metal CDs as possible.
    Step 3.) Look in the liner notes of each album.
    Step 4.) Make a list of the names of each band member.
    Step 5.) TAH-DAH!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:33 No.8977093
    I had an idea for a Guardsman. His name was Jeltrick. He had 19 brothers.


    (Basically if he died I'd just use the same character sheet with a new name.)
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:35 No.8977128
    He had 20 brothers.

    The last one was named Steve.
    No one liked Steve.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:37 No.8977149
    Steve was the only one who didn't join the Imperial Guard.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:39 No.8977204
    Sure he did, but not as a walking meatshield. Steve was the scrawny, nerdy, fa/tg/uy brother.

    When it came time to join the Guard, Steve signed on as a mess hall cook.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:42 No.8977255
    Steve hasn't even ever used a gun to fight xenos or heretics in all his time in the Guard. Hell, even Beltrick killed a couple Chaos Cultists.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:44 No.8977282
    Deltrick is a damn glory hound, always bragging about that time he killed an Ork.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:46 No.8977316

    Wasn't Steve targeted by the Inquisition for creating chow so delicious, Slaanesh must surely have been involved?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:47 No.8977325
    Fuck you, OP. This thread is now about Steve.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:47 No.8977326
    Yeah, but they let him go as Innocent after tasting his Scintilla Clam Chowder.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:49 No.8977349
    Oh sure, he's a good cook and all, but the parents never approved; they thought that would dishonor their rich military history. But yeah, the guys he cooks for never ever complain.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:49 No.8977352
    ...one of the Cultists being Xeltrick, of course.

    I mean, just look at his name! It starts with an 'X' for chrissakes.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:51 No.8977388
    I think that recipe is SUPPOSED to be bad...
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:51 No.8977392
    His family's military history is nowhere near as rich as his chowder, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:51 No.8977394
    What's the deal with OP pic?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:51 No.8977407
    Xeltrick took a nap, and the other guys put a "Purge me" sign on the back of his armor. I mean, come on. How could you resist?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:54 No.8977444
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:55 No.8977461
    It's about a character called Fumbles. Failed. ALL THE TIME.

    Got possessed by a Daemonhost, was about to unleash a whole can of butthurt on the acolytes.

    Image related.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:56 No.8977479
    His chowder's just the tip of the iceberg.

    He was our mess cook in the Cadian 24th on Jaegersweld, and lemme tell ya, that guy could probably make sqiggoth steaks taste as good as the Emperor's very tears.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:57 No.8977495
    The silent king, or something?

    Goddamn it, I can't remember. Something by Yatzhee.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:59 No.8977516
    Oh, ok. Thank you.

    Heh, his name is Fumbles. I get it.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)15:59 No.8977517
    "And he knew the name of the king." That's what it was.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:01 No.8977542
    We don't talk about what happened to Jeltrick. They say those documents were seized by the Inquisition. But from what I hear, his group got sucked into someplace in the Warp, and they held onto their crash zone for two weeks. They only had about three or four survivors by the end of it, but still. Nobody's seen him since he got back.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:01 No.8977546
    Tall man, The Prince, Cabadath

    All the same perso...creature.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:05 No.8977600
    Wait, wasn't Peltrick the guardsman who single-handedly purged all the Demon-Serpents from the craft-world of Ayerlyndd?

    Now he's revered as St. Peltrick.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:08 No.8977648
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    11. "But rejoice, Arrogant Man, for I have
    provided another opportunity to fight your fate. Simply defeat your successor
    and return to my side."

    12. The New Prince faced the Arrogant Man. And the
    New Prince threw down the Arrogant Man.

    13. And the Arrogant Man knew the name of the King.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:10 No.8977677
    Heltrick ended up being swayed by the power of Chaos as well. He even ended up starting a murder cult that killed the pregnant wife of a Commisar...

    They kept chanting "Heltrick Skeltrick."

    When the Inquisition found him, he had a Chaos icon carved into his forehead, and had let his beard grow quite scraggly.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:10 No.8977697
    Yeah, Neltrick pops over there every so often for vacation. It isn't really that great of a place, but since he's St. Peltrick's brother, they treat him like a king. The rest of them would, but they're all busy.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:13 No.8977738
    I hear Meltrick moved to Armageddon and joined the Steel Legion. Not because he wanted to fight Orks, but because he liked their uniforms. Can you believe it?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:17 No.8977811
    From what I hear, that entire Craftworld has been a beautiful place to live ever since the IoM took control. Green fields fucking everywhere.

    The locals still tell reports of Banshees roaming around, though, so the Eldar may be planning to retake it.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:18 No.8977842
    Beltrick - Killed some Chaos cultists and Xeltrick
    Deltrick - Killed an Ork once
    Heltrick - Deceased (confirmed heretic)
    Jeltrick - CENSORED BY =I=
    Meltrick - Armageddon Steel Legionnaire
    Neltrick - Vacations on Ayerlyndd with Peltrick
    Peltrick - Saint of the craft-world Ayerlyndd
    Xeltrick - Deceased (suspected heretic)
    Steve - The best damn cook this side of the Tiji sector
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:21 No.8977911
    I met Geltrick once. He's a guardsman in the Death Korps. He voluntarily joined.

    That man is not right in the head.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:22 No.8977929
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:29 No.8978037
    Apparently Teltrick is very popular with the Techpriests. he always sells them any non-heretical gadgets he finds when he's on a mission. The Techpriests fix the tech up, and sell it for much higher on other worlds. That guy got himself enough cash to buy a damn plasma gun.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:31 No.8978060
    Celtrick originally signed up to join the Imperial marching band in the Mordian Iron Guard, but he was kicked out because he insisted on trying to incorporate bagpipes, tin whistles, and hand drums into everything. To this day, the Mordians still have a severe distaste for what they dubbed "Celtrick Music."
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:31 No.8978069
    Veltrick got inducted into Armor. I think a damaged hellhound commander ordered him to be gunner. Something along the lines of "It's a Emperor-damned flamer! It's not like you can MISS."
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:32 No.8978086
    Leltrick was seconded into the retinue of that Canoness back in the Margin Crusade. At the time we thought he was a lucky bastard, but I saw him yesterday after three years and well... maybe death by snoo-snoo isn't such a joke after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:33 No.8978106
    Funny man. When I rule the world, I send you a nice fruit basket.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:34 No.8978116
    Zeltrick is a veteran Kasrkin. He once destroyed an Ork tank by climbing on top of it and throwing a frag in through the hatch.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:34 No.8978118
    Are you sure that wasn't Keltrick?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:36 No.8978138
    Aw, who knows. It doesn't help that Celtrick, Keltrick, and Seltrick look a lot alike, either.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:37 No.8978176
    Geltrick and you-know-who looked a lot alike, too.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:38 No.8978191
    I think they were all gonna start a band together, but it never got off the ground because they couldn't agree on who the bandleader should be, and thus, be named after.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:40 No.8978212
    I do think Zoan-Trope is the only acceptable name.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:41 No.8978235
    Yeltrick joined the Catachans, but he didn't last too long. Being a show-off, he'd give away his unit's position by shouting "Look at me!" and doing a cartwheel or something. They fragged him on his third abush mission.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:47 No.8978325
    Beltrick - Killed some Chaos cultists and Xeltrick
    Celtrick - Former Mordian Iron Guard marching band member
    Deltrick - Killed an Ork once
    Geltrick - Death Korps of Krieg
    Heltrick - Deceased (confirmed heretic)
    Jeltrick - CENSORED BY =I=
    Leltrick - Member of a Canoness's retinue
    Meltrick - Armageddon Steel Legionnaire
    Neltrick - Vacations on Ayerlyndd with Peltrick
    Peltrick - Saint of the craft-world Ayerlyndd
    Teltrick - Tech dealer and plasma gun operator
    Veltrick - Hellhound gunner
    Xeltrick - Deceased (suspected heretic)
    Yeltrick - Deceased (inability to operate in stealth)
    Zeltrick - Killed an Ork tank with a frag grenade
    Steve - The best damn cook this side of the Tiji sector
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:52 No.8978421
    Last I heard, Weltrick made it to the rank of Sargent in the Valhallan 18th Light Infantry. The rest of the Tundra Wolves consider him a fine leader and good soldier, so everything seems to be going well for him.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:52 No.8978427
    Feltrick threw a magnet at a Necron. It worked. He got a medal.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:53 No.8978446
    Weltrick was a funny chap. He got killed during a chaos assault.

    A bloodletter split him cleanly in half.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)16:55 No.8978477
    Damn, that sucks. I hadn't heard. And everything seemed to be going so well for him...
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:00 No.8978561
    Seltrick once leapt onto a Tau Gun Drone and surfed it across the battlefield, shooting everything in sight. It was pretty awesome, until it crashed. He was in Medicae for three weeks.
    >> The Bearded Bear 04/04/10(Sun)17:00 No.8978562
    >Yeltrick - Deceased (inability to operate in stealth)

    Great line. Simple, funny.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:01 No.8978581
    So he became a...

    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:02 No.8978588
    Aw, too soon, too soon.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:02 No.8978608
    Keltrick was in the Tallarn 892nd, but he was shot and killed by Commisar Rezail on Khadar for fleeing an oncoming Tyranid assault.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:05 No.8978643

    Wait you didn't hear about Seltrick? Oh man...

    I served with him in the 45th Grenadiers. We were all but wiped out when a band of Xenos slavers ambushed our patrol. They overtook our right flank and captured Seltrick and a few others. Who knows where they are now.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:05 No.8978645
    I heard Reltrick served with distinction with the Elysian 41st in the 13th Black Crusade.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:07 No.8978674
    Beltrick - Killed some Chaos cultists and Xeltrick
    Celtrick - Former Mordian Iron Guard marching band member
    Deltrick - Killed an Ork once
    Feltrick - Killed a Necron with a magnet
    Geltrick - Death Korps of Krieg
    Heltrick - Deceased (confirmed heretic)
    Jeltrick - CENSORED BY =I=
    Keltrick - Deceased (fleeing from certain death)
    Leltrick - Member of a Canoness's retinue
    Meltrick - Armageddon Steel Legionnaire
    Neltrick - Vacations on Ayerlyndd with Peltrick
    Peltrick - Saint of the craft-world Ayerlyndd
    Reltrick - Elysian Drop Trooper
    Seltrick - POW and Gun Drone surfing aficionado
    Teltrick - Tech dealer and plasma gun operator
    Veltrick - Hellhound gunner
    Weltrick - Deceased (Chaos assault)
    Xeltrick - Deceased (suspected heretic)
    Yeltrick - Deceased (inability to operate in stealth)
    Zeltrick - Killed an Ork tank with a frag grenade
    Steve - The best damn cook this side of the Tiji sector

    Alright. I think that's everybody.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:07 No.8978679
    Well, I think that's all of them.

    Did Jeltrick have any sisters, per chance?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:09 No.8978705
    Well, he had a half-sister named Zekka.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:10 No.8978715
    Well done gentlemen, well done.

    And in a mere hour-and-a-half, to boot.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:12 No.8978767
    I heard that after Celtrick was kicked out by the Mordian marching band, he joined the Praetorian Highlanders.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:12 No.8978774
    I once assisted my friend in burglarizing his own house in a time period of 10 minutes or so. Actual time spent inside the house was about 2, preparation was the rest.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:16 No.8978819
    Here's a never-fail formula for a sci-fi tough-guy name:

    First Name: pick any hard construction material.
    Second Name: pick any Biblical person/place name.

    Examples: Brick Lazarus, Stone Bethlehem, Nails Jerusalem
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:16 No.8978837
    Holy damn, Brick Lazarus is the best name.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:17 No.8978861

    Breezeblock Soddom.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:19 No.8978890
    Jack "Jackhammer" Methuselah

    Hey, you're onto something here...
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:20 No.8978896
    Claybrick Huffington.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:21 No.8978939
    Quick note. The family is of the last name Ralancorm. Their mother and father were both Guardsmen. The mother, named Sila, is dead, and the father, named Aeltrick, is still alive, as an officer in the Cadians. Zeltrick is in his company, and his favorite son, though he would never admit it if asked. He remarried about a year after Sila died, and had a daughter which was named Zekka. Zekka is currently training to become an Imperial Assassin.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:26 No.8979010
    You think that's good, check this out. For any schemer-type BBG, just use this formula:

    First Name: pick any Roman emperor/poet name.
    Second Name: pick any negative emotion.
    Bonus points for alliteration.

    Examples: Seneca Scorn, Gaius Sorrow, Diocletian Rage, Hadrian Seethe...
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:28 No.8979063
    bob dull
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:29 No.8979070
    Rebar Samson
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:32 No.8979108
    Bolt Nazareth
    Rivet Abraham

    Cedar Sinai... oh wait.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:36 No.8979173
    Xeno names:

    Look at a map of ancient Greece and pick a city. Then replace one consonant in the name with a 'z', 'k', or 'x'.

    Examples: Thraxe, Sparza, Theskia, Axhens, Mizoa...
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:37 No.8979190
    Feltrick once got stuck with some Angry Marines for a week while fighting Eldar. Apparently they yelled at him so much he couldn't hear for a couple days afterward.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:40 No.8979240

    It's my understanding that Geltrick joined the Kriegan Death Korp as an act of penance for what happened to his twin brother, Jeltrick.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:44 No.8979315
    The worst part is they don't even know if Jeltrick is dead or not. Damn, I bet if someone got a hold of those reports, it'd be an interesting read...
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:55 No.8979504
    I'm thinkin' that this thread is dead or dying.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)17:56 No.8979520
    Just go here and enter some word.

    I used Destroyer for example, and got names like

    Reed Tyros
    Strode Rye
    Drest Yore
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)18:36 No.8980211
    Bump in the name of Steve and his brothers.
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)19:56 No.8981645

    damn, now I'm hungry for Scintillan Clam Chowder...
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)19:57 No.8981671
    Any chance we can archive this shit?
    >> Anonymous 04/04/10(Sun)20:09 No.8981915
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    >Strode Rye
    >Rye Strode
    >Ruel Stroud


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