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    516 KB Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:03 No.8741802  
    Missingno. is a pokemon eldritch abomination, plain and simple.


    It comes from seemingly nowhere out of the ocean to inflict it's unintelligible mass of garbled horror upon your character's mind, breaking it in the process of trying to understand what he's seeing. This is shown, as the glitch has side effects after seeing it, like the mangled up hall of fame and somehow believing he has infinite copies of some item in his bag. Furthermore, when you meet him in the later versions, Gold and Silver, the poor guy's been rendered so insane that he can no longer speak, and has become a recluse in a cave.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:10 No.8741846
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:12 No.8741860
    I fucking love those puns. The Charmander one is my favorite.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:13 No.8741861
    please someone cap this.
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:13 No.8741865
    with the onyxpected part left in preferably.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:15 No.8741877
    Missingno always scared me.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:17 No.8741901

    Type: Eldritch Abomination
    Size: n/a
    Area: Unknown
    Cry: Error - File not found.
    It comes from seemingly nowhere out of the ocean to inflict it's unintelligible mass of garbled horror upon it's victim's, breaking it in the process of trying to understand what he's seeing. It causes delusions, hallucinations, amnesia in all who view it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:23 No.8741958
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    Damnit Hastur! I told you to keep you freaking robes on.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:25 No.8741976

    Is that pronounsced Hah-stoor, Hah-stur, or HAS-tur?


    [User was claimed by the King in Yellow for this post]
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/23/10(Tue)11:26 No.8741994
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    Bitch don't know bout my yellow robe.
    >> pic related, my face Flee !!TRanvZl56g3 03/23/10(Tue)11:27 No.8741998
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    Amazing story from Pokemon Heartgold I must share with you guys seeing as how there's a thread here.

    Okay, so I had a level 22 Gastly at the time and a 26 Croconaw I mainly used, I had others too though, I was about to challenge whoever it is that controls the 4th (or 3rd) gym, he used Ghost type pokemon.

    So I beat the first two, If I remember rightly he sent our a Gastly and Haunter, yes.

    So then out comes his Gengar, level 25 (or 26), he wipes the floor with both my Gastly and Croconaw.

    Those are my main tough guys, without them I'm screwed and I know it.

    Well, may as well throw the other pokemon to get fainted, I thought, so I sent out my level 5 Togepi, now here comes the good part.

    Gengar uses Shadow Ball, bam, this attack doesn't affect Togepi. That's one move he can't use. I use metronome 10 times (the limit of PP) while Gengar has no offensive moves besides Sucker Punch and Shadow Ball, while we know S.Ball doesn't work and neither does Sucker Punch seeing as how it only works when my Togepi is readying an offensive attack. Well, this goes on for ages, I just keep using moves like Growl and Charm until Gengar runs out of PP! He was never able to touch my Togepi!

    Eventually he uses Curse and it's like poison, every now and then managing to hurt my Togepi, but also he runs out of PP and starts Struggle (a move which inflicts damage onto whoever has no moves to use now, in this case the opponent, Gengar.

    This keeps going on and on, eventually, with well placed Metronomes from my Togepi and the Struggling of the Gengar, Gengar croaked and fainted.

    Ding, from level 5 up to level 11 my Togepi rose.

    I was shocked, the same happened for the next pokemon, a level 23 Haunter. And Togepi used the same strategy to humiliate Haunter too.

    And that's my story of how a level 5 Togepi beat a level 25 Gengar and level 23 Haunter.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:27 No.8742003
    Bandodger reported
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:27 No.8742005
    I think we can expand on this, That old man in Viridian could be in league or even be a part of the eldritch abomination that we call missingno
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:30 No.8742032
    You got an upload of 'em all/a lot of 'em?
    >> Flee !!TRanvZl56g3 03/23/10(Tue)11:30 No.8742037

    Deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:31 No.8742045
    >Furthermore, when you meet him in the later versions, Gold and Silver, the poor guy's been rendered so insane that he can no longer speak, and has become a recluse in a cave.

    I never played past blue and red. Wut?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:32 No.8742056
    In gold and silver after the elite four the special cave you gain access to has Red at the very end.

    When I first played it as a child I shat Bricks, He fucking kicked my ass in that one.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:32 No.8742059
    Bandodger reported.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:33 No.8742063
    But why is he insane?
    >> Flee !!TRanvZl56g3 03/23/10(Tue)11:34 No.8742074

    What part of deal with it don't you understand?
    >> Nightmare Work 03/23/10(Tue)11:34 No.8742082
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    After defeating the Elite Four, you can find a cave on a mountain.
    Within waits Red, with a team of the highest level trained Pokemon.
    All of them are in the 80 or better range.
    He's your final challenge.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:35 No.8742101
    I keep reporting your posts and wait for a mod to deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:37 No.8742108
    And he's a pushover.

    Beat him with a shitty level 60 Crocanaw and a 55 Tyranitar in Crystal as a kid.

    The levels are intimidating, but goddamn if his mons don't drop like flies.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:37 No.8742114
    Because he saw Missingno.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:38 No.8742119
    Hes not, He just does not say anything literally its
    "... ...
    ... ..."

    But in the context of this thread lets just pretend he's seen some fucked up shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:39 No.8742129
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    Enjoy your ban for report abuse.
    >> Flee !!TRanvZl56g3 03/23/10(Tue)11:39 No.8742136

    Well, that's very silly, don't you think?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:40 No.8742140
    Bandodgers are literally breaking the rules with every post. Reporting every post of Spamming Flee is just public service.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:41 No.8742153
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:41 No.8742155
    >"... ... ... ..."
    >Doesn't literally say anything
    Trolling aside it could be he says something so magnificently understandable it could not be translated into mortal words characters.
    >> Flee !!TRanvZl56g3 03/23/10(Tue)11:42 No.8742172

    Grow up, kid.

    Nobody cares.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:42 No.8742174

    Actually, he isn't. It's just that he speaks like Link (you know, in ellipses, because Heroic Mime and shit) - the theory is simply misconstruing this for the sake of grimdarking it up a bit, saying he lost speech after the horror.

    And now that I've explained the joke, I have destroyed it. Sorry.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:42 No.8742176
    Like hell it was.

    Okay, it pretty much it was, except for that goddamn Snorlax. The only time I ever beat that thing square-on was with my Umbreon, which had to run him out of PPs for every single fucking move until he couldn't use Rest anymore.

    That was half an hour of my life.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:44 No.8742190
    Wtf is a bandodger? Band-odger? Bandod-ger? I don't get it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:44 No.8742193
    Togepi knows extrasensory in the new ones.
    It's actually really good, trade over one of the stones that makes it evolve from diamond/pearl, then evolve it as fast as you can and load it up with TM's
    He's AMAZING
    Mine knows Fireblast, Fly, Extrasensory, and Wish
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:44 No.8742196
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    In a perfect world yes flee would be kicked again. In an imperfect world you just mad.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:44 No.8742198
    Missingno also corrupts your data. After a long while it ruins your save file completely, and the save files of anyone who traded any pokemon with you.

    Interestingly enough the glitch that produces him is actually the game trying to read your player-name data as a random encounter data.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:45 No.8742202
    I think someone is putting rules for missingno in that homebrew tabletop Pokemon RPG they're making.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:48 No.8742228
    Air Slash+Thunder Wave was here. You are smalltime. Enjoy never being able to do anything.
    >> Flee !!TRanvZl56g3 03/23/10(Tue)11:48 No.8742234

    Yeah, man, Togepi is a beast.

    I used Extrasensory a few times, 80 power and 100 accuracy, neat stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:50 No.8742242
    >Missingno also corrupts your data. After a long while it ruins your save file completely, and the save files of anyone who traded any pokemon with you.
    Please explain this more?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:52 No.8742258
    When you get that powerful, what else do you have to do but stand around in a cave all day waiting for someone to challenge you?

    Did Red ever speak when he was under your control?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:54 No.8742278
    Yes. He said "Go, ____" sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:56 No.8742289
    >When you get that powerful, what else do you have to do but stand around in a cave all day waiting for someone to challenge you?

    I dunno, win every pokémon league ever and live in a nice mansion with a "Challengers accepted" sign outside it?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)11:58 No.8742309
    Open up the gym with the FINAL DESTINATION name?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:10 No.8742390
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    NO TMS
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:13 No.8742406

    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:15 No.8742417
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:21 No.8742483
    Who here as a kid caught 6 pikachus and tried to fight a 7th based on their entry as a kid?
    >> Smirth !1NfcrixV16 03/23/10(Tue)12:22 No.8742496
    No one, you aspie.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:24 No.8742518
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:24 No.8742522
    He's such a powerful entity that is able to escape the confines of reality that conform your gamedata and affect others.

    I wouldn't be surprised if he managed to corrupt the user as well after some time.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:25 No.8742533
    >When several of these Pokémon gather, their electricity could build and cause lightning storms.
    I read that and thought maybe there was a secret or something. Yeah dumb kid shit. Though it sounds like something they'd do in newer games.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:25 No.8742534
    rolled 2, 9, 16 = 27

    I hated running into lvl 150+ mewtwos trying to get 128 masterballs.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:28 No.8742564

    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:29 No.8742583
    Get Sabrina as a wife?
    I mean, look, she obviously wanted Red, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:30 No.8742592
    I captured him long ago... I am now on 4chan... coincidence?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:31 No.8742611
    Yeah. Capturing six Missingno with masterballs just so that I could try to fight with them in that n64 arena gameboy adaption thing is what screwed me up as a person.

    Now I'm a perverted narcissistic sadist who worships effigies of a three headed crocodile god carved out of my own dried feces
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:38 No.8742689
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    Pure beauty.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:41 No.8742724
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    well, this thread clinches it. I'm starting a cult to Missingno now.

    We will meet late at night, in the basement of the LGS, all wearing pixelated robes...
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/23/10(Tue)12:43 No.8742749
    >cult to Missingno
    ...What would act as your bible? Pokedex?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:46 No.8742796

    Professor Oak...?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:47 No.8742805
    The code of pokémon red in hex
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:48 No.8742821
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/23/10(Tue)12:49 No.8742848
    Oh. And your Messiah would be? And what would you call your priest?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:53 No.8742895
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    Bĺ̵̢es͢s͘͘͠e҉̴͘d̡́ ̢a͏̨r͠e҉ ͏͞m̀͡͝ỳ̡͡ ́cḩ̶̀į͞ld̷́͟rę̨n,̸̸̀ ̡t̶͠h͘҉e͏̧ir ͜n̷̡ew͟͟ ̷̨f͢͠orms̸̡̕ ͞͡s̸̢h͡a̸ll͢ ̧̀st̶a̷n̴͢d̀͝͠ ͜w̷̡i̢t͢ḩ͞͡ ͠m̡͡ę͝ ̶i͏͏n̸ ̕t̴͜͏h̨e̡ ͏̷̀v̨͞o͡id ̨̕͠w҉hi͟l̕ȩ̛ r̸ea̴l̛͝it̕͜͡y̷͘͟ ̴b͢u͞͠ŕ̨͘ns̵̛͞.̷̢
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:56 No.8742926

    All hail, the great Corrupter! All Hail, The One who Waits in Code!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:58 No.8742948

    why would a cult to an eldritch horror and destruction need a savior? Are you listening to yourself?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:59 No.8742952
    Does anyone have the image of someone explaining Missingno. on /tg/ as a removed pokemon?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:59 No.8742956
    For Missingno spoke thus..
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)12:59 No.8742964

    And lo, did the Great Corrupter tell unto his children "When you seek me, speak first to the old man of Veridian City, who shows the ways of the ball. Then travel to the Burning Isle. Within your seventh pocket, carry whatever it is you desire. Swim along the eastern shore. When I arrive, I will try to kill you. Should you be victorious, 127 shall fill your seventh pocket."
    >> AdMech guy 03/23/10(Tue)13:00 No.8742976
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:01 No.8742984
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    Blessed is his number 1F203234383D3E4344454F5051, 56575E5F73797A7F8687898C929C9FA0A1A2ACAEAFB5B6B7B8
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:01 No.8742987
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    I always thought Missingno were beasts of the id; some deep, dark expressions of our own souls that corrupts the world around it since every specific missingno was tailored to your character's own trainer number and secret number.

    In any case if I ever did become a gym leader my theme would be a glitch gym. level 200 Charizard^M with moves that break the fabric of reality, fuck year.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/23/10(Tue)13:01 No.8742989
    Someone need to bring his message to the world.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:01 No.8742994
    Is... Is Missningno something of an admech chaos god?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:04 No.8743023
    I just came.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:04 No.8743024


    Writefags! We are in need of your talents, to translate for us scripture!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:10 No.8743085
    "But know this my child, that I am madness, and to hold me is to invite ruin. I will change everything you are and everything you see into an image that I see fit, an image I desire, a vission of pure chaos.

    I am the truth that tears at the veil, and that truth is madness"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:12 No.8743108
    Not my creation, but relevant to the topic

    "Let’s say you’re out for a leisurely cruise along the coast of an island, just off the mainland. The sun is bright and warm, the sea breeze is crisp, and everything seems perfect in the world. Then, you notice a strange mirage over the shore and maneuver your boat over to investigate. As you approach it, the distortion grows worse and worse, until it seems that the very fabric of reality itself has been ripped asunder, and the particles of the universe are laid bare in a tangled, congealed mass that defies all comprehension. Your mind cannot even think of a way to name such a horror, let along comprehend its true form. Terrified, you turn and flee, leaving the void on the coast, and vow never to return.

    But what if you didn’t run? What if you decided that such a creature could bring you limitless wealth and fame? So you capture the abomination, and keep it secluded in a container as you bring it back to the mainland. But as you carry the container around, you slowly begin to perceive that something is not right with the world. Your records and documents online become a garbled mess of bits and dissonant noise, people begin to behave strangely, and the world seems to shift and change into nonsensical forms around you. Slowly, your perceptions of reality break down from the constant presence of the creature you caught and you eventually go insane; your mind permanently damaged by witnessing the laws of the universe itself break down in front of you. "
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:13 No.8743125
    holy shit the great corrupter IS the warp
    >> Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 03/23/10(Tue)13:14 No.8743139
    I think if we keep making these threads, 5th gen is going to have Missingno as a legit Pokemon.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:16 No.8743157
    Quick question, did FR/LG have Missingno in it?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:20 No.8743195
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    >> Richard Motion 03/23/10(Tue)13:22 No.8743225

    They made a promo card of it in the card game.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:22 No.8743228
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:24 No.8743251

    Missingno is what happens when scrapcode gains form and energy to mainfest from the warp.

    It is the machine spirit equivalent of possession- great power followed by total breakdown and utter destruction.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:27 No.8743271
    They say Ive lost my mind, they say I took with sea fever, but what I saw and herd I'll never forget. Over the sea in the foggy night, I saw it once. IT was the only "clear" thing in the fog in you can call its shape clear. I saw it, hovering over the waters, seemingly shrouded in mist. It looked as if words were given a third dimensional form. The cloud of strange symbols shifted constantly seemingly to "twist" in and out of existence. I stood motionless on the deck hoping it would ignore the ship as we sailed passed.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:39 No.8743393
    Missingno is not the only one

    there are 11 more, some even more powerfull and darker then he is

    Missingno is just the gatekeeper for the others...and when they are released
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:40 No.8743402
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    Later on, I checked our recent catch to find the entire storeroom filled with fish. Way more than we could have possible caught.

    Strangest thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:42 No.8743428
    Suddenly the sail went flat, but the boat rocked as if the waves were still moving. Slowly we spun in a circle, lost in the blackness. It drew closer the mis getting thicker, yet "It" getting clearer. I prayed to all the gods that this was a dream. Suddenly the silence was broken by a sound. I had heard this noise before when I was a lad during the funeral of my dear horsea. It was the song eternally echoed in lavender town, the chimes....Then I herd the chimes distort into something else...A voice, a thought, an emotion? Or mabie it was my imagination. It...was not speaking to me. The thing spoke to the open sea, these were the words I herd. "Arceusss I ammm herrrre. I haaave gotten innn. Youu buiilt a nicee hiiidingg placeee, buut it wass no usee. Aaarceuuus I aam comeeeing foorr youuu! YOOUU WIILL NOT ESCAAPE MEEE!"
    This thing, this horrible thing.....was not after me or any of the crew.....IT wanted something more.....It wanted...god.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/23/10(Tue)13:44 No.8743449
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)13:48 No.8743490
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    creator of all pokemon vs corrupter of all pokemon

    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:50 No.8743511
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    Oh god, he is right ♀'s cry ends time.

    The corrupter is our only hope, with him we may survive the coming of the others.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:52 No.8743533
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    rolled 17, 11, 20, 20, 15, 8, 6, 22, 22, 1, 18, 21, 19, 22, 8, 24, 23, 16, 17 = 310

    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:52 No.8743534
    That was my last thought I can remember. I awoke the next day at the hospital. I as I was recovering I asked about the fate of my crew, and the state of my ship. Everyone responded "What ship?" Apparently I was found on the beach in a massive pile of fishing poles. They don't seem to recall that a ship by that name ever existed. I have not seen my crew since, no one remembers them. Everyone still addresses me as captain though they don't recall me ever going to sea. I sit here on the gym roof looking out to see, hoping I will never see the strange summer mist, and the strange letters ever again. I fear Arceus, has abandoned us, left us to the mercy of that thing...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:53 No.8743544

    Corrupted Code, do you say...? Could this be their Avatars?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:54 No.8743552
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    Forgot pic.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:54 No.8743564

    Good lord. Listen to the cry of that thing. It's horrifying.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:55 No.8743566
    "God leaving mankind to this thing? Nay, he did not forsake us, no, he ran for his life."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)13:56 No.8743577
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    >> Nightmare Work 03/23/10(Tue)14:01 No.8743640
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    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/23/10(Tue)14:04 No.8743674
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:04 No.8743677
    It's cry goes on for EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES.

    IT then holds a single note.

    It is the song that ends the world.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)14:04 No.8743681
    its cool. mewtwo, darkrai, gratina and celebi are already on it.

    with power over time, the ability to phase out of the curent world, mewtwos genious, and darkai's mind flaying abilities, id say the pokemon a-team stands a chance.
    gratina is immune to missingno anyway, its not from this realm either
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:06 No.8743713

    my braaaaaain~
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:07 No.8743726
    That's some fucking Suicide Mouse shit.
    >> Nightmare Work 03/23/10(Tue)14:08 No.8743736
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    Are you sure?
    Giratina comes from this world's shadow, he's still a part of it.
    And the others?
    Gone with God.
    What use are legends that are not here?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:09 No.8743742

    This is so disturbing....The people that suddenly start walking around, along with the many copies of you...oh man...that's mind shattering.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:10 No.8743750
    What use are powers to one who unmakes existence itself?!?

    "The mist of age's rolls steadily towards oblivion. It's path is not determined by something as trivial as the wind or force, no, the great corrupter wills this change. For even the gods themselves fear this madness, just as a mortal fears its inevitable death, for what is life's greatest madness than returning the first state of ones own creation?"
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)14:12 No.8743770
    mewtwo has no god. he is not arceus's creation. he will devise a way to secure the stability of the region, or alternatively just let missingno do his thing because hes tired of living or some shit.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)14:14 No.8743790
    also dont forget mewtwo can clone pokemon. his clones are also stronger pokemon. that means mewtwo could clone missingno. but how does one make nothingness stronger?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:19 No.8743840
    Fist comes the great corrupter, he heralds the end of all.
    Then comes his mate, whose cry brings down the heavens!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:20 No.8743849
    Or how would he even control the damned thing, its a corrupter of reality.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:28 No.8743934

    March 21, 2010, 3:23 p.m.

    No luck yet. I know that She has to be around here somewhere. The locals were reluctant to tell me, but I managed to convince one of them to part with Her location in exchange for a decent sum of money - about the cost of a plane ticket, come to think of it.

    March 23, 2010, 9:44 a.m.

    I finally did it. I found Her, and caught Her. I must admit, I was a little frightened at first. She has no real shape... a barely-visible flicker of glowing red, lost in a corona of inky blackness, was all that I could see. As I reached for the Master Ball, my ears filled with an eerie music, and an acidic, bilious fear settled into me. This pokemon must have amazing psychic powers - I look forward to seeing what the Professor thinks of Her.

    March 23, 2010, 9:50 a.m.

    I keep hearing a strange, ringing sound, like a single musical note that never ends. I wonder if She used some kind of an attack on me? I'll have to ask the Professor when I return home.

    March 23, 2010, 10:23 a.m.

    I got back to town. All of the locals are gone. The sound is still there. I keep hearing distant snatches of conversation - what's happening here?

    March 23, 2010, 11:37 a.m.

    I can hear myself talking with many voices, but the words are in no language I've ever heard. The sound still hasn't gone away. I think I can see someone down the road.

    March 23, 2010, 11:53 a.m.

    I met myself, and I spoke to me with my mother's voice. I... I think I've tampered with something beyond my understanding. I must have gone insane. She used an attack on me and drove me insane. Yes, that's it.

    March 23, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

    The sound won't stop. I see myself everywhere. I'm going to release Her... maybe She will take pity on me if I let Her go.

    March 23, 2010, 3:15 p.m.

    her music is so beaut%#%^$[error: file reference missingno not found]
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)14:29 No.8743938
    mewtwo turns himself into a corruptor of reality
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:30 No.8743961
    Mewtwo can't win this. Mewtwo is inherently a part of the system and bound by its rules. Missingno is the personification of the system being broken.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:31 No.8743965
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:34 No.8743991
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    ...Missingno is the Pokémon equivalent to an Atropal.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:34 No.8743995

    not really true, but kinda amusing.

    i never made the Cubone/kangashanwhatever connection...i always assumed it was an undead Charmander. ...I was a weird little kid.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:35 No.8744014
    Anyone else get shivers just reading this?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:36 No.8744027
    Do you honestly think it's a coincidence that mewtwo was created on cinnabar island, the cinnabar scientists created mewtwo to combat the evil of the corrupter.
    Mewtwo is the last thing that stands between man/pokékind and total chaos, he's basically the God-emperor of Pokékind.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:37 No.8744042
    Not that one but the earlier one with Missingno.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:37 No.8744043
    People in the pokemon world are fucking insane. Given the first instinct of one of their kids upon meeting god is 'MASTER BALL', any one of those fuckers would spend their spare time chasing eldritch horrors.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:38 No.8744050


    I demand moar, so much moar...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:41 No.8744079
    No I wish I had found the glorious mistress. oops seems my arm has fallen into the void.
    >> Glorious Mistress 03/23/10(Tue)14:44 No.8744103
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    "You called?"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:45 No.8744115
    I just thought of something. What if unown are the star spawn of missingno?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:46 No.8744121
    Not you, I meant ♀ glorious mate of The Corrupter. She who's wail heralds the end.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:48 No.8744152
    And we now have just brought the cthulhu mythos over to Pokemon, great work boys.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)14:52 No.8744198

    the emperor casts protect
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:56 No.8744247
    Now I'm picturing a group of Missingno.'s victims living in cerulean cave worshipping mewtwo because only his awesome psychic powers can keep their insanity at bay.

    And why can't I stop listening to
    I keep replaying the creepy song part.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:59 No.8744285

    When faced with a terror they didn't and couldn't understand, the scientists banded together in secret, close to where they could study the lurking horror.

    Those scientists chose to give up their humanity in an effort to save the world from a threat it could not see, splicing the decayed pieces from ancient pokemon together...Such a being would have a chance...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)14:59 No.8744286

    It has gotten to you. Seek out Mewtwo before it is too late.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:02 No.8744312
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    Mewtwo is our Savior.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:02 No.8744315
    rolled 8, 19, 16 = 43

    Wait, weren't those scientists working under Team Rocket? Or at least funded by Team Rocket? Does that make Team Rocket the good guys? Does it make them the rival team to Team Galactic?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:03 No.8744334
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:04 No.8744335

    Team Rocket was only evil by necessity. They used underhanded tactics, yes, but for the greater good of everyone.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:04 No.8744345
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    We're looking out for humanity's best interests.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:05 No.8744348
    I spoke with the old man in Viridian today. He showed me how to catch pokemon, as always, but something was off. He was babbling about the secret of Cinnabar's east coast and the horrible monstrosity there. There's something off about that man, I could tell way back when I first saw him. How he always caught that weedle without battling it using only a regular pokeball. How he never answered to anything but "old man." That way he glared at me before he had his morning coffee; I think he was staring into my soul. I knew I couldn't go on until I got him his goddamned coffee.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:05 No.8744351

    Team rocket started out good, but then came the corruption....
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:06 No.8744369
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:08 No.8744397

    THIS, it is the end! .4 has the power to warp reality and rend the threads of existence bare.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:09 No.8744402
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:09 No.8744406

    Wasn't Giovanni's Gym in Viridian city, The same place as the old man? If so, it's obvious...He was the first one to see Missingno, having been trained by that same old man many years ago, when he was just a boy, like Red.

    Back then, the corruption was small...but he could easily see the dangers...he formed Team Rocket as a cover to help fund research into what existed beyond the code...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:10 No.8744419
    Team rocket has never really been seen doing anything that doesn't do anything but achiveing more power.
    And power is not a goal, but means to an end.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:10 No.8744420
    H̶̡̧̦͉͎̪̥̃̉͆ͮ̿̚͞ͅE̶̵̛̦͖̪̜̩̤͍͚̠͊̈́ͧ̓͌̇ͯ̂̿͛̓̒ͩͨ̀ͭͮ͋͟ ̢̤̪̞̺̝̖̫̼̣̟̺̿͒̐̀͒ͧͮ̄̽ͬ̚͠Cͦͩͧͣͫ̌ͤ͑ͪ̌̄̿̿ͪ̍̋͑͛ͫ͏̵̧͝҉͔̮
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:10 No.8744422
    brb makan a rom hack
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:11 No.8744427
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    Let it come.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:12 No.8744446

    I knew I had to go to Cinnabar Island, whatever it was that was there. They say the experiments at the old mansion awakened something. Locals say the east coast is dead water, that wild pokemon avoid it like the plague. Lapras seemed hesitant to ferry me along that area, but I had to find out whatever it was that was there.

    I saw something rather unusual. There was a charmeleon in the water. Standing, as if the water was solid land. I tried fighting it with Lapras, but something was wrong. It shrugged off her attacks, even the water ones, like they were nothing. Its flamethrower was blue-hot, hotter even than a Charizard's flames. The flame was so hot it boiled the water beneath it. Lapras was badly injured; I had to recall her. I swam as fast and as far as I could. That thing was impossibly powerful.

    Then there was more of them. Kangaskhan, Blastoise, and a few others. All of them were stronger than any pokemon I'd seen before or since, and the land ones were walking on the water just like Charmeleon did. What is going on here?
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:14 No.8744465
    oh also mewtwo if brought up right is the most powerful pokemon in the game.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:14 No.8744478
    If you actually do that, I love you.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:14 No.8744483
    ̸̪̟̣͉̆̋̀͠ ̶͖̯̫̹͕͕̗͉ͣͥ͗͒ͩ̈́̑͗ͪͫ͛́̀͞ͅI͔͎͉̥͎̟̲͂̊͋̈́̄̊ͭ̊ͪ̂̔ͣ̈ͥ͑̀̕͘͟
    ̲̞͎̻ͅS̢̺̪͉͇͖̉͆͐̀̀ͫ̄̑̂ͤ̎̄͟͞ͅ ̶̉̉ͫ̈́́̚͏̡̺̝̖̘̪̝̩͖͢͞C̴̴͓̣̭̗̠̰̭͙͇̊ͣ̒̑ͥ͌͐ͣ̋̀̿͛̆̍ͥ͝O̿ͥ͒
    ̳̭G̷̼̩̫͉̳̣͉̞̅̈̈̒̀͟ ̸̠̟̳̤̗͓̉͂̂̂͗ͫ͒͜F̷̟͇̳̟̼̳̥͈͉̫̬̲̰̼̟̅̓͌́ͯ̈̚͝ͅO͗̆͊̂̓͒͗̔̑
    ̪͎̭̞̮̙̲͓ ̝͖̳̺̫̝̥͈̝͖̫͈̠͙̣̆̍͗͜͞͝Y̶̸͇̥̳̝̳̱͚̙͈͚̅́̑̆ͪͫ̈́̓̿̌̿ͨ̈́ͪ̑̅͠
    ̹͖̫̣͈̪̪R̢͕̤̜̰͇̰̙̙̙̫̞͋͋͐ͩ̋̽͗̂̆̋̏͂̀͜͞ͅͅ ̡̦̭̦̓ͤ̄͛ͥ̑͐̋̓͟ͅS͚̞̫̼̱̫̠̤͎̪̺̘̞̰̹̰̮̫̑͆ͨ̄͘O̢͆͑̔ͥͥ̇̒ͦ̏͊
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:16 No.8744503
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:18 No.8744528
    Mere fodder, data to be twisted and warped into new and beautiful shapes by The Number That is Not.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:19 No.8744546

    itd be easy to do. take pokemon red, have the game go fine until you meet mewtwo. when you capture him he tells you that the old man you met in viridian is waiting for you outside of the cave, he cannot allow you to ally with mewtwo and stop THAT WHICH ENDS. mewtwo teleports you out of there to cinnibar island, and he blaine and team rocket brief you on the situation. from there you will need to be at level 100 for the rest of the game, as you join team rocket as they construct massive pylons all around kanto to permanently block THAT WHICH ENDS from crossing over.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:20 No.8744553

    ...I love you.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:21 No.8744574
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:23 No.8744597
    And if you don't capture Mewtwo you ally with the old man?
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:24 No.8744612
    no, BAD END happens and the screen swarms and tears with THAT WHICH ENDS as you black out. you wake up at the start of the game, except if you beat it this time its just regular pokemon red, THAT WHICH ENDS trapped you in a dream world.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:26 No.8744632
    This is an excellent idea, you should throw in a few plot hooks as you go through the game though, just change a few peoples speech bubbles or something so it all leads up to it.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:27 No.8744643
    i could make the BAD END have some hints that if you found would alert you to the dream world you were in, and allow you to go back to the start of the game again with high level pokemon.
    >> Avyrex !!yd+M3y7uDJ1 03/23/10(Tue)15:28 No.8744651
    This. A million times this.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:29 No.8744669

    I could see the Cinnabar coast, and I probably could have swum there if I wanted to, but I needed to see it.

    After some hours of swimming, I finally encountered it. It rose from the waves like a monolith, and it seemed to be made of unreality itself. I reached into my pack for my master ball, only to find that something -some sort of corruption- had gone into there. My pack was bigger on the inside than the outside, and the insubstantial extra space seemed to be made out of the same unreality of the monolith before me. What's more, I found something bizarre: There were master balls aplenty, floating in the unreal space within my pack. I took one and threw it at the monstrosity. It went into the ball like any other pokemon, but something happened. Insidious tendrils of whatever that thing was made of spread from the ball. I heard haunting sounds and bizarre sights. I ran away from it, daring not to claim this terrible pokemon. The master ball sank beneath the waves.

    My pack is still bizarre, but it has its uses. The many master balls come in handy, in any case. One final thing bothers me: in the records of my victories at the Indigo League Hall of Fame, there are things that never happened, and indeed *could* never happen. The videos sometimes have both sides speaking in tongues, or the pokemon fighting are mutated beyond recognition.

    I think I have unleashed something terrible upon the world.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:29 No.8744671
    listening to this while reading this thread.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:30 No.8744681
    my other idea was to have ghost pokemon know about that which ends, seeing as they are plartly ended themselves. They would be doing their own thing to stop it, so you could either ally with a shit ton of schwartzenager gengars or team titan rocket.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:30 No.8744686
    You can't hurt something which isn't a part of reality, silly thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:31 No.8744702
    Team rocket's biggest attack was on Saffron City, home to the most powerful psychic trainers in Kanto. Was this merely a coincidence?
    Their main goal in Safferon was the Master Ball developed by Silph Co., perhaps Giovanni was only trying to stop the Master Ball from being used on Missingno.
    I'm willing to bet that the Silph Co. was trying to capture Missingno. and harvest his duplication powers to mass produce rare candies and other valuable items.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:33 No.8744721
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    dont tell that to kamina.

    also you can ally with the squirtle squad. just because if anybody is gonna pull a gurren lagaan, its squirtle
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:33 No.8744729
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    get's your boots on, boys
    this thread just got deep
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:34 No.8744736
    Eldritch horrors don't care how much anime you watch.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:34 No.8744745
    this is the best thread on 4chan right now. even better than the tentacle rape ones.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:35 No.8744764
    kamina doesnt care how much lovecraft you read.

    who the fuck do you think he is?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:35 No.8744767
    "Beware the power of the Mark Female, for its very shape is one to break time. Ever it keens, in a parody of sound, and moves not."

    I dunno about you lot, but the Female Symbol looked kinda like a skeleton in a welding mask to me. If I had any drawing talent, I'd try and draw it, buuut...it'd suck. Like, a lot.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:36 No.8744785
    You know, I always did get a kind of ghost feel from Missingno, way more than from Ghost-type pokemon.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:36 No.8744787
    >Implying lovecraft was actually any good at Eldritch horrors
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:36 No.8744788

    This music plays at the final battle, as team rocket, ALL THE GHOST POKEMON, the squirtle squad and you head for the coast to stop THAT WHICH ENDS forever.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:37 No.8744800
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    You dare insult me? I am beyond even God of this reality, and not bound by it's laws. My will can rewrite history, bring about the creation of lands from the depths of the sea and unmake them upon a whim. Return to your slumber, star creature.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:37 No.8744804
    A guy who, even if he eats the unbeatable eldritch horrors, will cause such a build up of Spiral Energy that the universe goes through the big crunch?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:38 No.8744810
    You are both retarded.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:38 No.8744812
    mewtwo gives this speech to said music. then he uses psy-bomb, a quadruple powerful version of explosion he gets stab for.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:38 No.8744815
    ...beats not eats, though eats would be funnier.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:39 No.8744825
    The problem is Mewtwo actually isn't all that powerful. He can raise landmasses and kill things, but the mere presence of Missingno in a pokeball remakes the universe. Mewtwo is outclassed by a glitch in reality itself.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:39 No.8744828
    who cares if it dissapears? the main goal was to stop the endbringer, not save the world. taking everybody out is better than just being erased
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:40 No.8744839
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    About two years ago I ran a homebrew Pokemon Mystery Dungeon campaign for my group. A lot of refugees had been flooding in from the Western Continent, all claiming a different disaster had happened. After multiple adventures including a Jigglupuff warlord, Wobbuffet prostitutes and riding on Rayquaza, they get to the continent and find it's been turned into the Chaos Wastes. Everything is blackened and twisted. The trees have eyes. They find a Girafarig corpse; its face has been turned into a mass of tentacles.

    After a bit of adventuring they find the remains of an old human laboratory, haunted of course. They get the power on again and find a Rotom sealed into the system. Turns out the humans were using the lab to try and create an ultimate Pokemon, but failed, awfully. Instead they created an eldritch abomination, a force of entropy who's very unnatural presence was warping existance.

    "The scientists couldn't kill it- how can you kill what isn't alive?-, so they trapped it in a Pokeball and sealed it away in the system. The earthquake must have damaged the machines and set it loose."
    "What's the Pokemon called?"
    "The creature didn't have a name, but I know the name of the project that created it."
    "What was that?"
    "The project was named Project Missingno."

    My players shat bricks. It was my most glorious roleplaying experience ever, seeing the look on their faces. I spent months keeping the final boss hidden from them. It was so worth it.

    Turns out Missingno was a huge pulsating mass of flesh and tissue, like a Shoggoth. That was a fun final battle.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:40 No.8744841

    first request
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:41 No.8744844
    It's an endless cycle. As long as there are Pokemon, there is Missingno and Female sign.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:42 No.8744866
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    Mortal, did you not pay attention? Do you not remember when I, The Almighty, rewrote Time and Space to undo my greatest failure? When I put science and selfishness above compassion and understanding? Oh wait, that's right... it NEVER HAPPENED, because I changed my mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:43 No.8744890
    You might as well pick a fight with the Higgs Boson. Missingno isn't really an entity. It's entropy.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:46 No.8744922
    so yeah i will probably do a rom hack later as i have a ton of free time on my hand till summer quarter starts at my college. my other idea for a game is about some little girl:

    she looses her family in the middle of nowhere to some huge mystery pokemon, and wanders through the forest till she gets to this huge shrine in the middle of the woods that has been long abandoned. the ghastly haunter and gengar that reside in the shrine watch over her but dont reveal themselves to her, eating the terrible dreams she has of the pokemon that took her family. The process of dream eating is depicted as the ghosts actually fighting the monster pokemon, and they start to worry that the dreams are getting stronger, that they might not be able to eat them much longer. so they posess some elder gentleman, think like professor oak, and use him to travel with the girl looking for a way to cure her.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:46 No.8744924
    Where will you be posting this hack? Do want.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:48 No.8744938
    I can see the ghosts corrupting her on purpose so that the dreams get scarier and more real, making the shrine into a dream world and pulling real people into it...
    why do I feel like that's been done before?
    >> Alanith 03/23/10(Tue)15:48 No.8744944

    So wait, was the first pokemon film just a stylized retelling of the Horus Heresy then?
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:49 No.8744946
    first half of the game is the ghost pokemon exploring her dream world fighting and leveling on her own, but as the horror in her head gets stronger, they realize something is wrong, and the horror bursts from her head into the real world. after that they reveal themselves to her, apologize to the old man for using him, and become the girls pokemon, except they all follow her around or semi-posess her instead of using pokeballs.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:50 No.8744955

    Show it, I dare ya.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:52 No.8744983
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    The Personification of Entropy, you say? No, you cannot fight such a power cosmic. However, you can eliminate it's harbingers... and it can be contained, for a time.

    My will guides it away from Kanto, as you will see with the coming of the Crystal Age and beyond. The world shall endure. And you shall not remember that it ever happened. My gift... too you.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:53 No.8745003
    It sounds lovely, and nostalgic at first. But when you think about it, making it official will take away some of the magic of it. It won't be anything special, it will just be another strange pokemon.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:53 No.8745005
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:54 No.8745014
    Anime mewtwo =/= game mewtwo

    Silph Co. president is a Missingno. cultist, he's not trying to harvest Missingno., he's trying to free him. The Master Ball was made to capture and enslave mewtwo, the only pokémon capable of stopping Missingno.
    This is why Silph Co. headquarters was based in Saffron city. Here they could experiment on psychics and psychic pokémon.
    AI AI Missingno. Ph'Tagen.
    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Missingno. Cinnbar fhtagn.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:54 No.8745016
    like porygon or any of the other obscure pokemon
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:55 No.8745029
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:56 No.8745046
    the old man keeps analyzing the horrors that spilt into the real world until they figure out what exactly it was that burst from her head, and figure out that whatever it was it used to be a spiritomb, so they go find out how to fight it. they learn that they need a darkrai to help, and seek him out. the darkrai powers up the girls pokemon so they can protect her, as well as telling them the horrors plans and locations, grieved by the fact that one who used to be a pokemon had become so warped. you storm his abyss deep in the earth below a volcano, fighting warped versions of every single legendary pokemon as you go, until you get to a copy of the spiritomb horror used as a decoy. when it is defeated, ghostly visions of your family are spit out of it, and they hug you before vanishing. Realizing that defeating the horror means getting your familiy and life back you march onward to the final battle with a huge rush of energy represented as all your pokemon gaining a level and being fully restored.
    I dont know how it should end.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:57 No.8745060

    Porygons were the first attempts at creating life from the chaotic code.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)15:57 No.8745061
    here, maybe ill do a ghastly quest based off the story idea ive been posting, and release it at the games conclusion.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)15:59 No.8745083
    yes, porygon will be a neutral, making sense out of nonsense
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:01 No.8745107
    Gary must join you in this
    And the Elite Four.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:03 No.8745122
    Let me sum up this thread.

    ...so the Pokemon world comes down to Missingno and the other eldritch glitches, who are worshipped by the Old Man and the heads of the Silph Company (who are assumed to run all Poke marts) against Team Rocket, who have been funneling money to scientists to create Mewtwo, humanity's only chance at survival.
    Mewtwo will be leading an army of porygons, since they are also created by man, while it turns out all those damn unown ruins have been heralding this battle since ancient times?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:04 No.8745131
    maybe one or two of the elite four, but I can't see that ALL of them, with so much power, would be uncorrupted
    in fact I would think a few of them would be working for either of the two corporations
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:04 No.8745141
    Porygon was created by Silph though. They would be against mewtwo, if anything.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:05 No.8745145
    no they are heretics and servants of THAT WHICH ENDS. the old man was a sleeper agent who turned all gym leaders and law enforcement/pokemon center operators over to its cause. only giovanni survived because mewtwo was created and they accidentally found out about the sleeper agent after gary battled mewtwo and lost. the man promised gary power over pokemon if he would serve his cause.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:07 No.8745169
    porygon was sliph's attempt to re-create mewtwo through SCIENCE!. they needed a counter to him in order for THAT WHICH ENDS plans to come to fruition. also missingno is pretty much tzeentch
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:07 No.8745178
    How about they were stolen by Rockets since a lot of their scientists are ex-Silph employees? Note that Porygon-Z is basically a sentient, physical computer virus so it could be that Silph made those out of the few porygons it had left by corrupting them.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:10 No.8745199
    Lance will be evil?
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:11 No.8745206
    team rocket scientists found out what they were really doing with their research and fled sliph to form rocket enterprises, a front they used to research how to stop that which ends from crossing over and stopping sliph. then giovanni paid them to clone mew....
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:12 No.8745218
    no, the other members control him, agatha in particular.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:12 No.8745222
    He was seen trying to fight team rocket in gold and silver.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:13 No.8745231
    im gonna need an archive of this or im gonna forget allthis shitand it wont make it into the game
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:13 No.8745235
    Actually, that's a question. Is this restricted to Kanto for some reason (THAT WHICH ENDS blocking it off or something)? I could see the various pokemon leagues being a sort of UN thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:13 No.8745238
    it's on suptg.
    But I don't think it's been updated.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:14 No.8745248
    Shut up scaredofshadows.

    If Giovanni can shoot you with a gun, then so can I.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:14 No.8745255
    ah, ok then.
    I liked Lance - he was a bro.

    Helped me out in fights and all.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:16 No.8745277
    the way i was gonna do it there wouldnt be a way to put the other reigions in it, i was just going to use the red rom. now im considering just making an engine in java or something and redoing the whole game ala pokemon world online except not gay.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:16 No.8745287
    you are going to have to save him. find the right item in the right place and use it on his dragonite, and he might join your cause.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:17 No.8745299
    i do not know of suptg, can you link me?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:18 No.8745316
    You're making this sound very interesting.

    Anyway, I'm not sure how to save this thread over at suptg.
    It doesn't seem to work for me, so could someone else try it?

    It just needs to be updated now, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:18 No.8745318
    wasn't missingno. in blue?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:19 No.8745326

    Or just google it...
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:19 No.8745333
    damn i still have so many ideas for this but i need a break. anybody want to play chaos rising add me on steam, name is datadynesniper
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:20 No.8745341
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:20 No.8745353
    I don't know why people want to add Mewtwo as the saviour of all life into this thing. Sure, he can be a theoretical effort to stop That Which Is Not, but listen to the people who say all hope is lost. You don't halt eldritch horrors with forces you can understand, relate to, or control!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:21 No.8745355
    File... Save page as
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:21 No.8745363
    Goddamit, now I wanna run a Pokemon RPG where the players have to stop the 12 Missingnos from destroying the fabric of Reality.

    Maybe next time.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:22 No.8745369
    it was in all of them?
    hell, I still have my yellow and old GBA, is it in a different place or just east side of sinnebar island?
    I always thought it was exclusively blue
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:23 No.8745378
    i probably wont have you fight it directly, just find a way to stop it from destroying your world. the threat will be ever present, and mewtwo will make an army of his own clones to help scour the galaxy for signs of that which ends trying to come through
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:23 No.8745382
    I thought it was read that Mewtwo isn't so much as a savior, as much as a last ditch effort, possibly ending with mutual destruction of the entire pokemon universe in the final showdown between he and Missingno.
    As after all, when it comes to the cold caress of oblivion versus the all consuming anarchy of insanity... oblivion it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:23 No.8745385
    It seems to be there in suptg - but I can't seem to find a way to be able to update this thread...
    Would it be possible to have someone else do it?
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:24 No.8745400
    yeah hes gonna use psy-bomb which damages reality in such a way as to cause feedback to that which ends which was also trying to modify it at the time, instead that which ends got modified. into energy.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:24 No.8745404
    I don't recall if you can find him in Yellow without the cheatcode (check one of the youtube vids in the thread to see), but in Red and Blue it's east coast of cinnabar island.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:25 No.8745417
    Battle against Female Symbol.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:25 No.8745425
    also the reasoning behind this is that if explosion is tweaked to allow 0 defense it does infinite damage, and psy-bomb is based on explosion. so it would literally break the game the same way missingno would, with a crash, except that you could reset after it, wherase missingo would corrupt your save.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:26 No.8745429
    If enough people make a request on 4chanarchive, which is linked earlier in the thread, it'll be archived there.
    As I recall suptg has a tendency of disposing of good threads, due to the mods there not caring for them.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:26 No.8745441
    wrong link?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:27 No.8745443
    I have to admire something about an attack that literally breaks the game.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:27 No.8745447
    oh and it turns out female symbol was masquerading as your mom the whole time, and you yourself are a clone designed to help that which ends cross over.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:28 No.8745452
    which means that time you two will fuck in the game is totally ok, but not ok at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:29 No.8745463
    This thread has been requested 7 times now.
    That means it's ok, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:32 No.8745495
    Also, think about this, Pallet Town is really close to where Missingno is. Oak could have easily have a lot to do with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:32 No.8745498
    Not sure, I encourage more requests to be sure though.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:32 No.8745508
    If this really does work, I think it'd be pretty awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:33 No.8745524
    Well if you're actually an unknowing harbinger of his coming, see: post about mother being female symbol, it would make sense as to why Oak seemed to favor you as opposed to his own grandson, giving you first picks on everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:33 No.8745525
    Well, I can't - it said it's already archiving or something like that.
    And, well, I'm getting kind of tired.

    Everyone else feel free to request an archive though!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:33 No.8745526
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:34 No.8745533
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:35 No.8745550
    ok last bit for now before i go play videogames for real:

    at the end of the game, as all reality becomes undone and that which ends turns into pure energy, something happens. suddenly you are not dead, and the world is not being destroyed. in front of you are a million more of the horrible entities that you just managed to kill, it in itself an impossible feat. they float towards you, surronding you as you fall to your knees in despair. they all whisper a single word, and you scream as the sound of it overloads your brain. you wake up in your bed breathing heavily, screaming.

    the word they had whispered was thank you.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:35 No.8745551
    Porygon are based on a part of the code of Missingno. and were made by Silph to infiltrate human/pokémon society and slowly start the corruption.

    >You don't halt eldritch horrors with forces you can understand, relate to, or control!
    You can't relate to or control mewtwo, he murdered everyone that tried.
    And all the legendaries have abandoned us. So it's not that he's the saviour, he's simply the only pokémon out there that might stand a chance.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:35 No.8745555
    Good luck in making this game!
    I'm going to bed now...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:35 No.8745565
    Damn it guys, you are able to transform pokemon into something so awesome, badass, grim and dark that it hurts.
    I'm proud of you.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:36 No.8745586
    ...I REALLY hope this thread gets saved
    And that you post a link to the game when you're done!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:37 No.8745596

    Show your appreciation by requesting an archival.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:38 No.8745610
    And why would you do that? suptg is just fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:43 No.8745685
    Speaking of which, archived thread on suptg is now updated.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:46 No.8745721
    >thank you
    >one word
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:51 No.8745811
    What? Thank you is clearly one word. Unless you've been corrupted and are seeing something differently...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)16:53 No.8745835
    All threads from now on are automatically archived on easymodo without anyone having to do anything.

    This thread for an example.
    >> a well educated moose 03/23/10(Tue)16:58 No.8745920
    what a man cant write a rough draft. in other news i really like the predator tank mission in chaos rising. almost as good as defense of capital spire.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)17:05 No.8746041
    this thread!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)17:06 No.8746046
    Is chaos rising worth getting, I've been meaning to look into it even though I didn't care for DoW II
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)17:10 No.8746119
    So how would one narrate fighting these glitch pokemon in the game? Like how it's attacks would look like and how it reacts to being attacked and such?

    Because even though it may not be pokemon I'm so fucking stealing this.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)17:16 No.8746198



    "I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam....."
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)17:19 No.8746255
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)17:19 No.8746266
    The glitch pokemon would essentially have to be plot devices. You would spend your time fighting its corrupted servants. If misingno has an presence in reality strong enough for you to fight, you have ran out of time.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)17:28 No.8746381

    SHIT, MAN.

    Boss Fights could be Unown that spell out certain words.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)17:28 No.8746384
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)17:30 No.8746417
    BAD END.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)17:42 No.8746562
    Unless, of course, the breaking of the game itself is used as a plot/combat device. It could fit in rather well, depending on the tone. See the code. Crash the system in order to save it.

    The player could crash the game at key points, causing it to reset to the beginning. With a few key exceptions... (Such askeep your stuff, pokemon perhaps. Think Majoras Mask.)
    >> Nightmare Work 03/23/10(Tue)17:52 No.8746703
    So....super retcon powers?
    Is Missingno the moon?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)17:57 No.8746755
    This is starting to fall into retarded fanfic territory.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/23/10(Tue)18:02 No.8746824
    psychic trainers?

    I think you mean Psykers.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)18:08 No.8746909
    Mewtwo IS a retarded Fanfic Marysue to begin with.

    I am more content with Legendaries gone, Team Rocket being a group ala Delta Green and Ghost Pokemon trying to stop destruction.

    Everything that is chutulluesque, fits. (team rocket, old man, cultists, master ball)
    Everything that looks like a retarded 12 year old fanfiction (mewtwo, squirtles) gone.

    THAT is the only way to make it work.
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)18:11 No.8746953
    Confirmed for retarded fanfic territory.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)18:13 No.8747001
    For some reason I thought of Replica soldiers from FEAR, but with purple, white, and tan camouflage patterns.
    >> Richard Motion 03/23/10(Tue)18:14 No.8747021

    Mewtwo could have gone completely rogue. His plan could be to wait until Missingno destroys the world, and then rule over the new world that will be created as a god.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)18:19 No.8747098
    Yeah, this is a little too fanfic-y. I like the idea of the missingno. being an eldritch horror. But I don't think the game needs to be built around it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)18:24 No.8747172
    Missingno manifesting could effectively be the moon (endgame). Powers wouldn't have to be confined to retcon abilities. More just breaking reality and the game in general as you delve deeper and deeper into the conspiracy. Corrupting yourself and the world in the process. For a BAD END, the player could turn into another avatar of corruption if powers were overused. People might disappear (or change), things might exist that should not be, and nobody but you would realize it.

    >> Nightmare Work 03/23/10(Tue)18:30 No.8747319
    Fun fun fun
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)18:39 No.8747462
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)18:45 No.8747579
    thread was awesome, Moose and majora's mask ruined it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)18:46 No.8747603
    It seems to me that the more your character gets involved with the conspiracy, the more 'glitch city' the map should become. Pokemon aren't the only things that can be glitched. And I have enough experience with rom hacking Pokemon to know that it would be easy to make other people walk in places they shouldn't be, such as in buildings.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)19:08 No.8747959
    Kids, we're heading way out into .hack territory here. Missingno. , if it existed for reals in the Pokemon universe would clearly be the Pokemon equivalent of living cancer, a freakish immortal mass of cells (pixels) that destroys anything that it stays in contact with, and warps what it doesn't.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)19:11 No.8748007
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    I though I could play the Gallant Knight again and save the world from the Evil monster. But I was wrong, the Old Man was right. My character was too flawed and He is something beyond my control.

    I thought I could defeat MISSINGNO in his own battlefield, but my personality was too damaged to withstand him. And then he took me Captive

    I thought he hated me before. I was wrong, it was not even a shadow of the insanity he slavered in every bit of unreality he's made of. He made certain that I would suffer eternally.

    The others are dead in my vein attempt to save everything, I have destroyed the world and freed it from their tortures. He's all the madder for that. It makes me happier. And yet, He has won, simply. He has taken his revenge.

    He altered my body worse than he had ever done to anything before. I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be.

    Rubbery appendages that where once my arms, bulks rounding down into legless bulks of soft slippery matter. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is beamed from within
    I have no mouth, and I must scream.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)19:14 No.8748059
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)19:24 No.8748210
    Fanfiction aside, Anyone seen the stuff on ZZAZZ? It changes your name, replaces all your pokemon's backsprites with bulbasaurs, and may cause you to run into your own sprite as a trainer batlle, with your original name.

    Some sort of lifestealing fetal entity born into the world with the intent of stealing trading your body for it's own? Surely ZZAZZ is a lesser corrupter of some form.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 03/23/10(Tue)19:25 No.8748231

    One of them Fey / Changeling things, perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)19:28 No.8748253
    Man, Missingno. Was awesome. But the best glitch of all games for gameboy was in Link's Awakening. The non color version.

    In it, you could warp across sceens by holding down the map butten just as you changed screen. If done correctly, you could carry npc's and monsters with you. IF you did this you could take the guy who runs the fishing minigame with you so he sat on a tree in the screen to the south.

    If you talked to him and paid him the money, he'd let you enter an entire GLITCH WORLD. IT was awesome. I spent hours upon hours just exploring that place.

    Anyone else remember or do this?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)19:28 No.8748261
    Final boss of Gold/Silver is the protagonist from Red/Blue
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)19:34 No.8748343
    They say that hunting the Mew is folly, that all those who set out invariably go mad. I was determined to prove them wrong, after all, there wouldn't be legend if such a thing didn't exist, correct?

    After years of my life spent hunting the beast, I was convinced I had found it, an embryonic lump that pulsed with dread power, my hair stood on end as I approached it. It knew I was here, it knew I had come seeking Mew. In that last hesitant moment, I was sure that this dread cancer wasn't Mew, but a voice in my skull egged me on, a voice that sounded so very much like my own. 'Go ahead, you'll find all you seek, just touch me...' I couldn't resist the thing's dread promise, and as my fingers graced it's vile surface I knew I had made a mistake. I lay here now, my pokemon haven been transfigured, stripped of their personality, my own body much the same I am a mere shadow of myself. I look at this thing, and ask it what it's name is, so I may better know my tormentor and from my old form it says "My name is Red, of course."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)19:41 No.8748430
    Shit yes. That mind blowing glitch worlds were so fun to explore. I think I had more fun with them than the actual game itself.

    If anything can give you a picture of Missingno.'s glitch world, that will.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/10(Tue)20:22 No.8749003
    is this it?

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