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    208 KB ROLL FOR EVERYTHING QUEST. OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:09 No.8730628  
    Inspired by the "results of a nat 20" thread, I bring you.

    You awaken to almost total darkness, /tg/.
    The alarm to your left is silent, and reads 4:45, with the light for PM not there.
    Your bed is extremely comfortable, but you can't get back to sleep.
    Who are we, and what do we do?
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:10 No.8730642
    Also "dice 1d20" goes in the E-mail field.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:11 No.8730659
    We are a male teacher for an all girls school, grades 10-12.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:12 No.8730665
    Not if you don't roll for it we're not.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:12 No.8730674
    I am Ian, the average Marine Corps recruit reject. I miss my rifle and I am scared, so I masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:13 No.8730676
    rolled 13 = 13

    We're a detective hunting Carmen Sandiego.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:13 No.8730681
    Damn it, I am Ian, the sorta average Marine Corps recruit reject. I miss my rifle and I am scared, so I masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:13 No.8730683
    Roll what, dumbshit? What's the success?
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:13 No.8730692
    We are, in fact, a detective hunting Carmen Sangiedo.
    Unfortunately, we still don't remember our name.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:14 No.8730702
    see >>8730642
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:14 No.8730706
    rolled 18 = 18

    Dirk Thunderbolt
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:14 No.8730707
    rolled 12 = 12

    our name is Alpharius
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:16 No.8730721
    Your name is Dirk Thunderbolt, but one of your friends calls you "Alpharius" for some reason.

    We are still in bed, and the red alarm clock is reading 4:50
    Wat do
    >> scaredofshadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 03/22/10(Mon)20:16 No.8730731
    rolled 12 = 12

    get up, start coffeemaker, flip on tv
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:17 No.8730735
    rolled 2 = 2

    See if we have morning wood.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:18 No.8730750
    rolled 10 = 10

    Hit the internet, looking for signs of the mysterious woman in red.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:18 No.8730762
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:18 No.8730765
    You get up with a little bit of zip in your step and start the coffee machine, the TV turns onto some early morning news channel that is talking about whether or not eggs are bad for you.
    The coffee finishes fairly quickly and you take a sip, waking up a bit.
    Wat do nao?
    You have erectile dysfunction.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:19 No.8730779
    The coffee shoots right through you, and you barely manage to get to the sink to pee there, your bathroom being too far away.
    You manage to pee on your hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:20 No.8730802
    rolled 7 = 7

    Have sex with our hot red-head partner who may (even number) or may not (odd number) be a man.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:20 No.8730807
    rolled 20 = 20

    Wash hands.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:21 No.8730824
    rolled 3 = 3

    rollan for fixed penis
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:21 No.8730826
    Your aformentioned erectile disfunction makes this prove difficult, also, you have difficult finding him.
    Because he does not exist. You remind yourself not to drink so much.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:22 No.8730837
    OP, see >>8730750
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:22 No.8730848
    rolled 12 = 12

    We try to remind ourselves not to drink so much, right before reaching for a bottle of vodka.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:22 No.8730849
    Your hands come back immaculately clean, smelling like a forest in spring time. Everything you touch seems to become cleaner.
    You also have herpes.
    >> The Lone Guardsman !GTO55xPMKU 03/22/10(Mon)20:23 No.8730850
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:24 No.8730870
    You irish up your coffee a little bit before hitting the tubes.

    CARMEN SANDIEGO STILL MISSING. Was the headline of your favorite news website.
    No shit sherlock.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:24 No.8730871
    Steeeeempy, you eeeeeeeeediot! Our penis is now ruined forever!
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:24 No.8730877
    You attempts to remove your pants, but fall over and smack your head on a wall.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:24 No.8730879
    rolled 3 = 3

    Touch my penis with my supernaturally clean hands in an attempt to cure it.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:25 No.8730891
    You now have hand herpes.
    Clean though they are.
    >> scaredofshadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 03/22/10(Mon)20:25 No.8730898
    rolled 8 = 8

    remember some thing what was overheard last night about Carmen Sandiego
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:25 No.8730902
    rolled 9 = 9



    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:25 No.8730903
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    114 KB
    rolled 19 = 19

    Wash hands again...
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:26 No.8730909
    You painfully remember your friends making fun of your incompetence in not finding her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:26 No.8730913
    rolled 19 = 19

    Rolling to see if what Carmen Sandiego has stolen this time is the cure to Herpes and/or erectile dysfunction.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:27 No.8730920
    rolled 4 = 4

    Put some gloves on. And a penis glove. Let's look at the last heist Carmen did.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:27 No.8730923
    You put on a pair of golf pants, a ratty trench coat, and a dress shirt, and wash your hands before you leave, curing them of herpes.
    You are driving to the airport, wat do.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:28 No.8730936
    rolled 7 = 7

    Put some tunes on. Namely, the Pokemon Forever CD.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:28 No.8730939
    Carmen has stolen both of those things.

    Unfortunately you don't know this yet.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:28 No.8730950
    Your radio starts blaring country uncomfortably loudly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:29 No.8730960
    rolled 10 = 10

    Rolling to see our standing in the hierachy of "people who search for Carmen Sandiego"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:30 No.8730968
    rolled 11 = 11

    Grab Carmen Sandiego by reaching out of the car at random.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:30 No.8730969
    rolled 16 = 16

    I roll to find Carmen Sandiego.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:30 No.8730980
    rolled 17 = 17


    Fuck. Let's try to ignore that, then, and keep driving.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:30 No.8730981
    You work for the guy who works for the guy who works for the head guy.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:31 No.8730995
    You grab a brown haired woman in a red hat.
    Who turns out to be Carmen Sandiego's niece.
    Who is now being dragged by you at 35MPH
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:32 No.8730999
    rolled 17 = 17

    I roll to develop the superpower of flight
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:32 No.8731001
    rolled 18 = 18

    Call them all to demand resources for the search... and a promotion.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:32 No.8731008
    rolled 4 = 4

    I demand she tell us where to find Carmen Sandiego!
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:32 No.8731009
    You are now hovering 5 feet in the air while dragging Sangiedo's niece.
    She not pleased by this turn of events.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:33 No.8731024
    You are now second in command and have 2kmonies.

    She punches you in the cock and runs away.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:33 No.8731025
    rolled 17 = 17

    I seduce the niece and turn to a life of crime as Carmen Sandiego's lieutenant.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:34 No.8731027
    rolled 19 = 19

    Catch Carmen Sandiego as she tries to steal our vehicle.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:34 No.8731038
    rolled 10 = 10

    And take her snazzy red trenchcoat.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:34 No.8731042
    rolled 20 = 20

    Fall in love with Carmen Sandiego
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:35 No.8731045
    You yell "IMA PUT MAH DICK IN UR BUTT" as she runs away.
    She turns around, smiling.
    1 month later, you are now working for Carmen Sandiego.

    He's a former detective with multiple voices in his head, she's a sexy red-obsessed crime queenpin.

    They cause crime.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:35 No.8731046

    Oh snap
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:35 No.8731047
    rolled 12 = 12

    Threesome with her and the niece?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:36 No.8731054
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:36 No.8731064
    Even though you work for her now, she tries to jack your vehicle, you catch her in the act and fall madly in love.
    She feels the same, and is now your unconditional love slave.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:36 No.8731071
    rolled 13 = 13

    SWEET. Then... cue the threesome!
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:37 No.8731077
    You have a hawt threesome while wearing the slightly-too-small-for-you red trenchcoat.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:37 No.8731078
    rolled 10 = 10

    Ask her to cure our erectile disfunction
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:37 No.8731083
    rolled 7 = 7

    Did we just give Carmen Sandiego herpes?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:37 No.8731085
    rolled 6 = 6

    Ultimate trolling
    Realize this is all a dream.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:37 No.8731086
    She does so.
    Also herpes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:38 No.8731092
    rolled 1 = 1

    Ask her if she can cure our ebola too.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:38 No.8731102
    She had the cure.
    You wake up and realize this is all a dream.
    But then look around and realize you're sleeping next to her and wearing her clothes.
    You smile.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:39 No.8731111
    rolled 7 = 7

    Grow a fifty foot cock and choke Carmen to death.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:39 No.8731112
    You did not have Ebola before.
    Guess what you have now?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:39 No.8731118
    The first "ROLL FOR EVERYTHING" quest was better, despite the fact that we died 6 or 7 times.
    >> dice+1d20 Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:39 No.8731119
    Immediately forget this idea before asking her.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:40 No.8731122
    You try really hard, but all you manage to get is an erection.
    Which is by itself pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:40 No.8731135
    rolled 18 = 18

    Help Carmen plan her next great heist: steal the cure to AIDS so we can have more hot threesomes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:40 No.8731138
    rolled 18 = 18

    Kill yourself because of AIDS.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:40 No.8731140
    Didn't we die instantly in that one? rolled a three to keep breathing or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:40 No.8731141
    rolled 19 = 19

    Die eight times, then resurrect and have a lovey dovey scene with Carmen.>>8731118
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:41 No.8731144
    AIDS is a considerable improvement on Ebola.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:41 No.8731148
    After a week of planning, you two break into the whitehouse and steal the cure for AIDS together, scaring the shit out of everybody in the country.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:42 No.8731158
    You get shot 8 times in the head by snipers, but Carmen rescues you and resurrects you with mouth to mouth.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:42 No.8731176
    rolled 7 = 7

    Hire the world's best fucking PR team and start CarmenCorp, distributing the cure to AIDS and other things that governments and corporations across the world have kept under wraps!

    tl;dr cure AIDS, get rich
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:43 No.8731180
    rolled 8 = 8

    Die and end the quest forever.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:43 No.8731185
    The bank wont lend you the money on account of your massive head injuries and criminal record.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:43 No.8731194
    rolled 3 = 3

    Carmen gets pregnant, leaves us forever.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:43 No.8731197
    rolled 20 = 20

    Wash hands again. It feels right.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:44 No.8731204
    You burn your mouth on hot tea and have suck on ice for a few seconds.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:44 No.8731206
    rolled 3 = 3

    Try to suck your own cock. Or make Carmen grow 17 cocks with SCIENCE.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:44 No.8731217
    Carmen is infertile.

    You hands are now clean.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:44 No.8731218

    Holy shit. We're the best handwasher in history.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:45 No.8731224
    rolled 1 = 1

    Rub hands on ground.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:45 No.8731226
    Your penis shrinks half an inch.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:45 No.8731233
    rolled 12 = 12

    Carmen is a man, we are Carmen Sandiego.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:45 No.8731237
    rolled 5 = 5

    Fly me to the moon and let me play amongst the stars
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:45 No.8731241
    rolled 5 = 5

    Wash our hands. Again.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:45 No.8731242
    You miss and accidentally rub your hands on the sky.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:46 No.8731259
    rolled 9 = 9


    Pull the sky down to our level.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:47 No.8731265
    Carmen buys a strap on.

    You jump and hit your head on a cabinet
    And then wash your already clean hands, your wrists become dirty.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:47 No.8731271
    rolled 1 = 1

    Stay alive
    >> /Thread OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:47 No.8731281
    You fucking explode.
    Except your hands.
    They will remain until the end of time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:48 No.8731284
    rolled 19 = 19

    Get raped, never recover.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:48 No.8731287
    rolled 2 = 2

    Don't die.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:48 No.8731290
    Somebody rapes your hands.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:48 No.8731294
    rolled 19 = 19

    Rip off your cock and shove it your own ass.
    Look and see if our hands are still clean.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:48 No.8731298

    Carmen BUYS a strapon?

    As in, doesn't steal it?

    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:49 No.8731310
    The exploded bits of your cock lodge themselves in the exploded bits of your ass.
    Your hands remain immaculate.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:49 No.8731314
    rolled 18 = 18

    Ghost possesses Carmen Sandiego.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:49 No.8731315
    rolled 9 = 9

    >Except your hands.
    >They will remain until the end of time.
    Become the best pianist in the world.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:49 No.8731320
    This is /tg/, I assumed buy meant steal here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:49 No.8731321
    rolled 2 = 2

    Shake your own hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:50 No.8731328
    rolled 8 = 8

    Use still-functioning hands to piece self together again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:50 No.8731339
    rolled 15 = 15

    Find a way to make our hands dirty.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:51 No.8731352
    rolled 11 = 11

    Remain dead
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:51 No.8731354
    You are now inside Carmen Sandiego, in the spiritual way rather than the way you were formerly.
    You dont know how to play the piano.
    You miss and accidentally put your hands in your mouth.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:51 No.8731358
    Imbue eternally clean hands with incredible divine power.
    Use hands of the everclean to take over the underworld now that we're dead.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:51 No.8731363
    You continue to be a ghost posessing Carmen Sandiego.
    Your new girl hands are dirty now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:52 No.8731366
    rolled 8 = 8

    Forgot mah roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:52 No.8731371
    rolled 13 = 13

    Become Thing of the Addams Family with one hand.

    Use the other to elope with Ladyfingers(+1 nostalgia point if you remember that).
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:52 No.8731379
    rolled 17 = 17

    Transplant our immaculate hands onto Carmen's breasts.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:52 No.8731380
    rolled 6 = 6

    Tear off our tits.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:53 No.8731382
    You make your hands crawl onto your newly begotten shoulders.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:53 No.8731384
    rolled 9 = 9

    Become slutty.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:53 No.8731386
    rolled 8 = 8

    Spawn from the Carmen's chest like an alien.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:53 No.8731391
    You now have prehensile, if ugly, titties.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:54 No.8731403
    You feel like going to church.
    This does not occur.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:54 No.8731412
    rolled 9 = 9

    Ascend to godhood
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:54 No.8731417
    rolled 6 = 6

    Do drugs, summon Chaos demons,. dance.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:55 No.8731418
    You don't feel like going to church any more.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:55 No.8731420
    rolled 6 = 6

    Use our hand-tits to masturbate.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:55 No.8731435
    You smoke some oregano.
    You accidentally poke yourself in the eye.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:56 No.8731438
    rolled 20 = 20

    Become a space marine/SoB
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:56 No.8731439
    rolled 6 = 6

    Release power of possession to equal share of body. Use immaculate hands to shlick Carmen.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:56 No.8731440
    rolled 14 = 14

    Become satan
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:56 No.8731450
    rolled 17 = 17

    Get corrupted.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:57 No.8731456
    You are now 8 feet tall, and wearing red and white armor.
    You see a bald man in similar armor approaching you.
    "BATTEL BROTHHA!!!" he yells entirely too loudly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:57 No.8731458
    rolled 20 = 20

    Cause the immaculate cleanliness of our hands to spread over the rest of Carmen.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:57 No.8731467
    rolled 3 = 3

    Go into rehab, join the Greater Good, get turned into a half-Necron.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:57 No.8731469
    rolled 9 = 9

    Commit heresy
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:57 No.8731472
    You feel the chaos taint overtaking you.
    And then receding, as you are now immaculately clean in both body and soul.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)20:58 No.8731488
    You feel a little guilty and dont know why.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:59 No.8731493
    rolled 20 = 20

    Steal the Golden Throne.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:59 No.8731506
    rolled 16 = 16

    >possessing Carmen
    This man is clearly defective in the head. Break his neck using our sexy thighs.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:00 No.8731510

    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:00 No.8731517
    rolled 20 = 20

    Flush the golden toilet
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:00 No.8731520
    rolled 18 = 18

    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:00 No.8731526
    rolled 11 = 11

    Wash our Imperial hands.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:01 No.8731527
    Light years away, Indrick Boreale dies.
    You're the emperor now after all.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:02 No.8731553
    The golden "throne" flushes away your waste.
    And chaos.
    All of it.
    You do so, all the traitor marines surrender to your holy will.
    You do so, after beating abbaddon up.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:02 No.8731563
    I love you for this idea and this roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:03 No.8731578
    rolled 11 = 11

    Dance. It's disko time
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:03 No.8731579
    rolled 14 = 14

    Deal with terranids
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:04 No.8731587
    rolled 10 = 10

    Sleep with everyone in the Imperium. As the catcher.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:04 No.8731600
    rolled 14 = 14


    Flush out the corruption and xenophobia. With the tain of chaos gone, we must leverage the warp to rebuild the Empire of Man and bring peace and prosperity to all our worlds.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:04 No.8731605
    You shake your bootay, afterwards everyone claps.
    You then destroy a hive fleet, at the cost of only a few billion guardsmen.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:05 No.8731615
    rolled 14, 8 = 22

    1.Go find Cultist. Snort a line of crack off her tits.

    2.Hang out with Chaos gods+Gork and Mork like one big Family.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:05 No.8731629
    rolled 20 = 20

    >Flush out the corruption and xenophobia.
    And then flush all the aliens and heretics, just to be sure
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:05 No.8731637
    The ecclesiarchy either dies or forms a splinter group of a few planets.
    None of the aliens wants to work with you except the Tau.
    Almost every planet unites under your banner.
    Shit's pretty OK now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:05 No.8731638
    (Incidentally, this is the best damn Six Word RPG game in ages.)
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:07 No.8731662
    You would do so, except.
    Everyone who dislikes you with you is flushed into the warp.
    Also the admech stops hating progress.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:07 No.8731675
    rolled 1 = 1

    rollan for the spam bot.
    >> dice 1d20 Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:07 No.8731678
    Wash my hands again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:07 No.8731684
    rolled 16 = 16

    Become a little girl of god like power

    Wearing a funny hat
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:08 No.8731690
    rolled 15 = 15

    Sex up macha.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:08 No.8731696
    Whatever the spambot wants, the opposite happens.
    And his mother gets cancer.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:08 No.8731697
    rolled 16 = 16

    Fine, go snort a line of a SoB's tits/ass.

    Also, did we just move the plot of 40k ahead in like 5 minutes?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:08 No.8731698
    rolled 17 = 17

    Oops wrong field.

    Wash my hands again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:08 No.8731700
    rolled 6 = 6

    Do magic
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:08 No.8731702
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:09 No.8731713
    You become a Touhou.
    In golden armor.
    With trillions of people that love you and think you are a god.

    She flushed yo.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:10 No.8731732
    rolled 19 = 19

    >She flushed yo.
    Get her out of the warp. Just for that one time.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:10 No.8731733
    You do so, afterwards >>8731698 you wash your hands again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:10 No.8731736
    rolled 18 = 18

    Travel back in time and stop the Iron Men from causing the Age of Strife.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:10 No.8731746
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> THREAD OVER. OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:11 No.8731750
    You do so, she becomes your queen.

    The galaxy is fixed forever, and soon there will be tons of Half eldar kiddies running around.

    Good end.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:11 No.8731762
    rolled 17 = 17

    Using my danmaku powers, I prove that there is such a thing as enuff dakka.
    >> THREAD OVER FOR REAL THIS TIME. OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:11 No.8731764
    Also you get erectile disfunction again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:11 No.8731767
    rolled 16 = 16

    The OP will do a new thread.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:12 No.8731774
    rolled 13 = 13

    The OP will not.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:12 No.8731775
    Thank god we got an end before that happened. It didn't seen like it would have gone well.

    Maybe would would have gotten ED again?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:13 No.8731790
    rolled 94 = 94

    Too late, we got it anyways.
    >> OP, original poster !LOd1b7KISM 03/22/10(Mon)21:13 No.8731792
    I'll do another one tomorrow.
    Quest threads are like fake sugar.
    They're pretty cool, until you have too much.
    And then you get cancer.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:14 No.8731807
    rolled 18 = 18

    I use my charisma to convince OP to please do another thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:14 No.8731829
    rolled 1 = 1

    Rolling to see if I avoid getting cancer.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:15 No.8731839
    Botched that roll. Enjoy your cancer.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:16 No.8731852
    rolled 5 = 5

    I swear loudly and terrifyingly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:16 No.8731864
    >Finally finish reading thread
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:17 No.8731879
    rolled 11 = 11

    Roll for this all to of never happened
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)21:46 No.8732395

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