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    311 KB Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:13 No.8727153  
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:14 No.8727167
    >pic of Soviet Russia

    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:15 No.8727181
    Obama looks pretty fucking boss in that picture.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:15 No.8727185
    very much so. Damn communist muslims jewing up our society!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:16 No.8727194
    >pic of Soviet Russia
    >posting a political troll thread in a forum dedicated to jerking it to SPEEC MAHREENZ, but ONLY THE BLUE ONES

    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:16 No.8727197
    It's okay to want to touch it, that is the natural response to a hat so sexy.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:16 No.8727198
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    That's...actually pretty fucking awesome.
    >> scaredofshadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 03/22/10(Mon)17:16 No.8727213
    ushanka does suit him
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:17 No.8727218
    I for one welcome comrade Obama.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:17 No.8727230
    Bump this thread if you wish Obama was an actual socialist.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:17 No.8727238
    Look at that fucking manly scar. I bet he got it from fighting the entire Wehrmacht at once.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:18 No.8727244
    God damn my eyes. I'd follow OP's Obama into hell itself, he looks so awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:18 No.8727247
    you missed /b/ for a mile
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:18 No.8727250
    What's it called when your eye is like that?
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:18 No.8727260
    Bumping. Commubama is best Obama.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:18 No.8727263
    >Bump this thread if you think the OP's pic is actually pretty awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:18 No.8727267
    Holy shit, Obama looks awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:19 No.8727269
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:19 No.8727286
    Dramatic facial scars make anyone 200% more badass.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:20 No.8727288

    The problem with this as anti-Obama propaganda is that it makes him look AWESOME.

    He's not the Obama that was voted for, but he is one I wouldn't mind letting seize power, if only so we can get some Hugo Boss up in this motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:20 No.8727290
    Blind? milky?

    if it's black or red it's likely hyphemia.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:20 No.8727292
    I'd turn commie for that hat.
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:20 No.8727300
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:20 No.8727303
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    move on

    there is nothing to see here
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:21 No.8727315
    Why does Anti-Obama stuff always make me like Obama far more than Pro-Obama stuff?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:21 No.8727317
    For the greater good, comrades.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:21 No.8727324
    You lie, good sir.

    There is awesome Obama to see here. Look at him. I would go gay for him if he looked like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:22 No.8727331
    I think this is some sort of reverse troll, where the OP is trying to make it look like he wants to make us angry, but is actually posting something awesome.
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:22 No.8727333
    I'm going to run for president on the platform that my hat and scars are awesome, and win.

    Now excuse me, I need to find some Wehrmacht to fight so I can get scarred.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:22 No.8727339
    Wow. Just wow.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:22 No.8727344
    Dem Ruskies really know how to make fucking awesome headgear. Wouldn't mind having one of those Soviet garrison caps, padded tank helmet, or those afganka caps.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:22 No.8727347
    Been wanting to type that for a while, feels good man; soon the shame will set in
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:23 No.8727358

    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:23 No.8727360
    Sorry, forgot my sage and gb2/b/.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:23 No.8727361
    If Obama actually looked and dressed like that...goddamn, there's no limit to what people would do for him.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:23 No.8727366
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:23 No.8727371
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    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:25 No.8727400
    Alright, let's do this.

    So, alternate universe, or possible future?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:26 No.8727415
    Obama rules Russia, while Putin becomes the president of the united states of america?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:26 No.8727427
    Zangief, actually a pretty cool guy.

    especially after SFIV.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:26 No.8727429

    oh, in this case he is my next antagonist in my next campaign based on red alert 2
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:27 No.8727432
    Obama must have an army of spider-robots and giant sharks!
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:27 No.8727436
    Or, the United States had a Socialist revolution, Russia a Capitalist revolution.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:27 No.8727437
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    The only way to defeat resurgent communism is to resurrect an ancient evil - FASCISM

    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:27 No.8727444
    A real world version of Red Son?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:27 No.8727445
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:27 No.8727458
    dammit you make obama 50x cooler then he is
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:28 No.8727460
    So... Replace the swastika with whatever generic symbol the Sith have?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:28 No.8727464
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    Capitalist Putin?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:28 No.8727469
    Sure why not.

    Throw in a time paradox while we're at it.
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:29 No.8727491
    Hitlerlich versus Commubama.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:30 No.8727518

    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:30 No.8727529
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    I'll do you one better.
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:31 No.8727536
    Capitalist Putin is a wealthy industrialist who paid for his own campaign before election to the presidency, easily securing reelection by crushing Afghanistan 'neath his heel and dragging Osama Bin Laden before a court martial and shooting him in the head himself.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:31 No.8727538
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:32 No.8727556

    In a weird mirror Universe, the Hitler-Stalin pact was never broken, and the two dictators remained at an uneasy truce while the Wehrmacht swept through France, North Africa, and finally Great Britain. When the invasion of the North American continent began, Stalin finally intervened.
    Sixty years later, the United States are still contested.
    Another uneasy truce begins to crumble as skirmishes begin to flare up at the Demarcation Line.
    A promising young General, Comrade Obama of the American Red Army, seeks to finally drive the Nazis back into the sea - for the motherland!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:32 No.8727560
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:34 No.8727587
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:34 No.8727591
    This sounds awesome. Let's go with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:34 No.8727598

    Gotta go. Rest of the comic is here: http://johnl.org/2009/08/27/stalin-vs-hitler/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:34 No.8727603
    I would not dare risk dislodging Comrade Obama's hat. He is simply too awesome.
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:36 No.8727624
    An aging Hitler finally succumbs to the madness that has plagued him all his life, and must be kept out of the public eye, even as he's used as a political tool.

    A golden throne is NOT involved. Really.
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:37 No.8727648
    As tensions flare and bayonets are sharpened, the world quivers, for soon, Soviet SCIENCE and Nazi Sorcery shall be pitted against one another for the first time in decades, and Earth itself may hang in the balance.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:38 No.8727657

    Fucking awesome. I would play the shit outta that campaign.
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:39 No.8727694
    As badass as Obama looks here, he really could use an Eyepatch of Power.

    Maybe with a soviet star, or a hammer and sickle on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:40 No.8727718
    However, there is a fly in the ointment: a rogue supercomputer called LEVIATHAN has slowly been gaining influence and is attempting to use its extensive knowledge of sociology and computers to set the two factions against each other, so he can swoop in with his robot army and rule the world unopposed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:41 No.8727734
    However, a hidden cult pervades every layer of Red American society: Constitutionalism. These madmen worship the founders of the now-defunct United States as gods, using the Declaration and the Constitution as holy texts, and seek to use an unholy mixture of Nazi Sorcery and Soviet Technology to summon their deities and wipe all the non-Capitalist scum from the planet. So far, they are an impotent minority, but many fear that their power is growing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:41 No.8727736
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    Here we have some Soviet Army soldiers posing next to a local small American restaurant known as "Mcdonalds". Soviet soldiers have developed a taste for hamburgers since their arrival on the American front line.

    Truly, when the world is at peace, all socialist nations will rejoice and eat at healthy and equitable government run institutions such as McDonalds.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:44 No.8727788
    How exactly would a half black person become a Russian general? Does the Soviet Union have subject nations in Africa?
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:44 No.8727791
    I foresee a reborn Thomas Jefferson, shambling along, soul kept bound to a mesh of steel and flesh by dark magics.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:44 No.8727797
    Eye damage shows he's not poncing around with a patch for fashion's sake.

    LEVIATHAN sounds a bit too Western. I suggest making it a Japanese project.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:45 No.8727817
    However, these NeoConstitutionalists have deposed the eagle as the national symbol of their country. Their new mascot?

    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:45 No.8727820
    Pay attention. He's American, but America and the Soviet Union fused due to time dickery.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:46 No.8727827
    I'd actually imagine the guy who made LEVIATHAN was a huge John Milton fan.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:47 No.8727847
    Africans are a fine example of the proletariat's rise from the shackles of labor against the bourgeouis from American history- is it not truly indicative of the progress of the Scientific Soviet State that one whose family used to be slaves can now fight as a free man against the tyranny of Capital?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:47 No.8727852

    Well, mainly I want to see zombie versions of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and Teddy kept alive by dark sorcery and barely understood machinery killing everything while chanting the pledge of allegiance. Or some of their old speeches. Whatever works, really.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:47 No.8727857
    This is in danger of turning into a Dr McNinja plotline.

    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:50 No.8727925
    Yeah, and I want pseudo-Admech founding fathers with Darth-Vader style rebreathers and mechadendrites.

    And Lincoln's hat would be a smokestack, because he's steam powered.

    And Teddy would have powerfists.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:50 No.8727938
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    "They say that Jackson never died, and that they sealed him away in some damn tomb in Colorado."

    "Well, okay, then what?"

    "Fringe Constitutionalists broke the binding seals, against orders. They thought Jackson could help them, but as it turns out he has developed a taste for human meat over the centuries."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:51 No.8727959
    You mean Glen Beck?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:51 No.8727961
    >> sage sage 03/22/10(Mon)17:52 No.8727969
    sage for blatant trolling
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:52 No.8727989
    Good lord... I am more worried about the Theodore Roosevelt Titan, crafted from raw granite and hymns with life magic. Forests cover his body, and wild magic infused animals thrive from the network of water streams that carves into his skin like veins.

    He weld a weapon of immeasurable size, known only as the "The Big Stick" capable of crushing whole battalions with a single stroke.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:52 No.8727992
    You're behind. We've turned this troll thread into something awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:53 No.8727999
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    I am now imagining some soviet troopers telling ghost tales of zombie cyborg Washington, and the He appears of of nowhere and kills them all in the most ridiculous deaths horror movie style.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:53 No.8728016
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:54 No.8728022

    Christ, even the mainstream Constitutionalists aren't deluded enough to bring back Old Hickory.

    That is not dead which can eternal lie.
    And with strange aeons even death may die.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:54 No.8728027
    Maybe the AI was a secret project by dem Japs secretly developed over the centuries to bring back GLORIOUS NIPPON!
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:54 No.8728030
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:57 No.8728108
    "Why would he...that doesn't make any sense."

    "The man was apparently interred too close to an Indian burial ground. The screaming of Indian souls, coupled with several injuries taken during his imprisonment drove him to complete insanity. He stalks the midwest like some damn whirlwind of carnage and blood, devouring whatever gets in his way."

    "Don't the fascists and the commies try to stop him?"

    (laughing) "Oh, they try."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)17:58 No.8728116
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    <-- British sonic weapon
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)17:59 No.8728147
    Jackson confirmed as Great Old One.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:01 No.8728184
    Alas, current-day British /politicans/ are simply not badass enough to be part of this.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:01 No.8728191
    "I CAN'T SEE"
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)18:02 No.8728213
    That's no FDR Dread. There's no place to put his foppish, yet strangely badass, cigarette holder.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:03 No.8728226
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    i totally agree, bro.
    fuck this fucking fuckers!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:04 No.8728270
    I'm going to have to second this.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:06 No.8728296
    Would have been better if the moon was a crescent moon
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:06 No.8728300
    You know what? i'm ok with that future, the architecture looks like some kind of indian-chinese mixture, so he's got those, there's also Russia (the HAT), and by the comment, he's also got islamic countries, north america goes by deafult

    Obama will unites all the countries in the world? i'm ok with that
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:07 No.8728322
    Pretty fucking hilarious how rectally injured Americans are about healthcare, when the rest of the civilised world has made far greater advances in it for decades.

    Also, I found out today that America actually allows it's veterans to become destitute and homeless. Good job there guys.
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)18:07 No.8728326
    So are we thinking Nazi Ghoul Armies vs Power Armor Soviets, or should we go a subtler route?

    Although with Jackson/Cthulu and the Rooseveltitan roaming around it's a little late.
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)18:09 No.8728366
    And then they attack the moon.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:09 No.8728367
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:10 No.8728370
    Better idea: America is just a ghost country. At the canadian border, it stops, and the same with mexico, but the rest of the place is inhabited by the undead founding fathers. Noone goes there anymore, much like Ravenholme, as they're impossible to stop.

    They swim to Alaska and Hawaii. Noone ever lasts more than three days. No traces of construciton are ever found,.
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:10 No.8728384
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    why is he wearing a soviet uniform, but has tsar's crown depicted on his badge?? i sense a conspiracy...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:11 No.8728400
    So like The Zone in Chernobyl, but in America?
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)18:12 No.8728414
    I sense impending AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:12 No.8728416

    I think anti-subtle is the way to go here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:13 No.8728435
    Are there undead founding fathers destroying all foreigners and all construction that isn't American in the zone? Do Jefferson, Washington and Roosevelt form an unholy triumverate, keeping in bondage a horde of undead beings ready to ravage the next country to make a settlement attempt?

    I don't know, maybe they can be busy colonizing the moon with undead americans.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:13 No.8728438
    Hobo with a gun, about to get shot?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:13 No.8728441
    >the architecture looks like some kind of indian-chinese mixture
    oh god, you better be trolling, nigga
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:13 No.8728442
    yeah but with things like a civil war ghost army that stops it's eternal struggle to kill you.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:14 No.8728449
    Some writefaggotry

    High Senator Jackson smiled. He always smiled at these times. People would usually cower from him when he smiled, but now, they were too busy fighting the Soviets.
    Well, "fighting" was a relative term, of course. Thousands of Constitutionalist troops charged into the heavily fortified Soviet lines with nothing but sticks and stones, chanting the Most Sacred Articles of the Constitution and paying no heed to their own dead comrades dropping left and right.
    Jackson knew they wanted to reach the enemy lines and destroy the foul Soviet forces, but there was no way they were going to reach the Soviet lines. No matter what the priests of the constitution told the soldiers, faith and magic baseballs did not protect you from bullets. Besides, these soldiers served only to sacrifice themselves for the cause.
    Jackson saw that enough blood had been spilled on the Sacred field. He started the summoning.
    "Oh Great President Wilson, We Beseech You, Come To This Field, That You May Reap The Harvest Of Souls!"
    Those were the last words Jackson spoke. As the president appeared, he took his soul. Jackson smiled one last time, he would finally be united with his Lord, and his Lord.
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)18:17 No.8728513
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:17 No.8728521
    rather Mother Russias glorious partisan preparing to protect his MOTHERLAND, against the capitalist oppressors, comrade
    >> The Chairman 03/22/10(Mon)18:19 No.8728565
    Capitalists. Bah. What would they know of oppression?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:20 No.8728588
    No, Soviets, you are the oppressors.
    And then, Ivan was a murderer.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)18:21 No.8728604
    I knew it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:21 No.8728628
    Most Constitutionalists will be the uneducated, the frightened, the destitute, left without homes or shelters due to the Nazi-Soviet wars ravaging their lands. Then, a Representative comes in, preaching of apple pies and baseball fields, of freedom and equality in life AND in death. For death doesn't stop Americana, oh no. You will be safe and warm with your Founding Fathers, eternally embraced by them. Those who survive their first year and show signs of intelligence may become Representatives themselves, working their way up to the exalted rank of High Senator. There are 50 in existence, and all are ancient, intelligent, devoted, and terrible. For, they truly believe in America, fervently and passionately. They just don't see anything wrong with binding the spirits of long-dead heroes to shambling corpses or twisted frames of metal and using them to kill Nazis and Communists.
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    Would be glorious to see Soviet super-heavy tanks and power armored infantry duking it out with the US's legion of undead and eldritch god-like politicians.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)18:23 No.8728647
    >Representative is clearly Reagan.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:27 No.8728731
    So what are the ranks anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:28 No.8728753
    Let's not forget Queen Elizabeth! Bound to life by her own magic of Albion, she travels the globe on a submarine-airship, kilometres long and flexible. The few Free Britons are onboard with her as she schemes to let loose the Bulldog of Mighty Brittannia, a spirit chained beneath Westminster to destroy the nazi oppressors. If that doesn't work, she's always got the nuclear trident missiles on her submarine. God won't help anyone else when she returns to Albion, as He's busy saving the queen.
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    this picture seems to be strangely related
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:30 No.8728788
    Of course, we've kinda forgotten about the Nazis here. They're devoted to the image of their mad Fuerher, who rarely has any public appearances. Eugenics was a smashing success, so everyone looks identical, perfect representatives of the Aryan race. It is, minus Hitler, a pure meritocracy, all children going to identical state schools and taking the same tests. At every level, the inferior chaff will be separated from the glorious blond wheat, leaving the higher-ups in the Nazi hierarchy supremely capable and efficient. Everything is on time, and nothing happens in Nazi territory that was not planned out months in advance by their legions of bureaucrats. The most capable students, however, are shunted into the Supernatural Studies, where they learn to bind and control fearsome daemons to unleash upon their eternal Soviet enemies.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:30 No.8728794
    No fun.jpeg in coming but....

    Are you guys seriously suggesting that the ultra conservative, rabidly christian constitutionalists would turn to necromancy and cloning science to bring back the dead?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:31 No.8728805
    Curtin, former Prime Minister of Australia is the final Free Leader. He's holed up under Antarctica, creating alcohol fuelled technology the likes of which the world has never seen. He lacks the resources of the Glorious Reich Magocracy and the Soviet Peoples Multinational Republic, but has managed to raise a screen shielding the mighty sprawling tech-city of New Canberra from view and is looking into trading with Queen Elizabeth for more resources. He's also been looking it space travel, and is considering relocating to the moon, if only he can manage the resources to finish his quantum-state teleporter.
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    i like where this thread is going :3
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:31 No.8728820

    Who said anything about conservative or christian? I myself implied neither of those things; they're simply devoted to AMERICA, whatever means necessary.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:32 No.8728835
    No, all the conservatives are already dead. These people are Soviets and Nazis adopting the Holy Constitution. The Necromancy happened on its own, anyway, mostly because Roosevelt was PISSED. And NOTHING stops Roosevelt. He kicked Death in the balls and came back for blood. But all the communists were gone by the time he got back.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:33 No.8728859
    Scandinavia looks like penises
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    it always does...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:38 No.8728972
    Because they're the biggest fags known to man.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:39 No.8728988
    After the Presidents were resurrected successfully, they repelled all non-Constitutionalists from America's borders after long and bloody battles, but have no interest in pursuing any ambitions outside of America's traditional holdings. Instead, they remain extremely isolationist, content ruling over a wasteland inhabited only by the reanimated Constitutionalists. It is a dead and blighted land, wracked by the incomprehensible powers used to bring back the Presidents. However, everyone is content, for all are equal in death in America.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:39 No.8728991
    So we've got Nazi Sorcerers, Power Armoured Soviets, Undead American Necromancers, a crazy British submarine queen who is a mix of Magic and Technology and an Australian Polar Empire who is busy acting like Esthar.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:39 No.8729005
    -Of what fate happened to Andrew Jackson The Hickory Death, none are certain save the Founding Lords who themselves do not bother speaking to their slaves.

    Most theorists and analysts however agree that upon his resurrection the spells of binding were overwhelmed and The Hickory Rage carved a path of death and destruction across the Mid West before the Founding Lords managed to chain and direct his rage at allies of the Global Socialist Pact towards what was once know as Central America but is now commonly refereed to as the Trail of Tears.

    Since that campaign of terror and bloodshed there has been no known reporting of The Hickory Rage. It is whispered that he has since calmed his demeanor and has become a Vampiric God of central South America who demands indian blood sacrifice to appease his blood lust to which they gladly do to avoid his wrath.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:40 No.8729017
    Okay, this is awesome.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)18:41 No.8729033
    This has really taken off.

    Beyond just the awesome writefaggotry, could this be a viable setting?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:42 No.8729059

    Nah, he became the Vampiric God of Nashville, Tennessee.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:43 No.8729078
    What if the Australian technologists managed to confine him? They've got Jackson in a stasis chamber in orbit around the moon, because every time they kill him he resurrects somewhere in the US of A. They don't have thee command of magic - their greatest sorcerer isn't a patch on even the Queen, but then, they are the Young Country.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:44 No.8729106
    The command of magic to destroy him forever, rather.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:45 No.8729121

    Absolutely. There's a ton of adventuring potential. You could play Dark Heresy Soviets trying to stamp out the vile Constitutional Cult before they finish the summoning ritual for one of their Greater Dae- I mean Presidents. You could play as super-Nazi daemon summoners trying to assault Stalingrad for the umpteenth time. You could play as undead champions of the Presidents, annihilating Communism and Nazism. Hell, you could even play as looters trying to get rich off all the bloodshed.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)18:46 No.8729132
    We are not putting the Dread Hickory in space. Down that path lies poorly translated j-pop and emo hair.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:46 No.8729139
    Manifest Destiny means The Founding Lords are pushing their forces to complete the conquest of North and South America.

    Most of Canada, all of Central America and the northern part of South America has already been consumed.

    In the North, Alaska remains the last living bastion of America and fights with the few Canadian Mounty Rangers left all along the Yukon.

    In South America an uneasy alliance of Nazi Sorcerers and Soviet Scientist Supremes have halted the Undead advance. Their defense however rests on just how willing the two sides are willing to cooperate with one another.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)18:48 No.8729183
    ...Now I really want to see a Necron conversion where they're all dressed like Uncle Sam.

    But not that badly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:48 No.8729189
    >troll image

    >150 posts of writefaggotry and demented new setting

    /tg/, you win the internet.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:49 No.8729212
    Nah, it makes sense. That way he can't resurrect or kill things. Right until the players infiltrate the moonbase. Then, because of a mistake his tomb starts to plummet into the atmosphere, releasing him.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:49 No.8729228
    >Dread Hickory

    >Vampiric god of central America

    Frankly, this is going pretty well.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:50 No.8729241
    Every time I think the board is beyond redemption, something like this happens.

    ilu /tg/, never change.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:50 No.8729245
    I think you would have to keep the three "free" races as NPCs only. The Britainnians wouldn't be able to do much that wasn't directly related to freeing the British Bulldog, or whatever it's called. The Necromancers are just murderers. The "trans polar australian empire" would be too advanced.

    You could play Nazis, Soviets or a mixture of mongrel races from Asia who are, for now, free.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:51 No.8729260
    I fear for the future, I fear for what is yet to come.

    Already the Nazi mystics are ominously silent, the mad English Queen has sailed her air ship away from the States and even the Soviets are pushing for Project COLOSSUS to be finished early.

    What does this mean? It means that the Constitutionalists are nearing completion of their super weapon. The one who will smash all in his way.

    The Revival of Ronald Reagan
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:51 No.8729273

    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:54 No.8729326
    I don't think the players would really interact with the Founding Lords, though. At least, not until the end-game. I see them as almost unbelievably powerful, but supremely inhuman as well. Due to their warped state, they can't comprehend non-Undead as even being people. However, they are fiercely protective of their undead Citizen-Worshipers, for they do retain some sense of their American values. Me, I think that Washington should be the most terrible of them all, spoken of only in whispers as he rules the country from the shadows of the Capitol, with admiration by his ardent Citizens and their living slaves or with terror by his enemies. However, even the Founding Lords and their Presidents do not have the power to take over the world. I think that all the Nazis and the Soviets should be slightly more powerful than America individually, but because they were too busy fighting each other the Lords were able to reclaim their territory.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:54 No.8729338
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)18:56 No.8729364
    I believe the bulk of the fighting would be over central asia, and perhaps the middle east, where the Red Storm meets the wall of Nazi Daemons. Japan's state? I'm going to say "Fucked." Even without Amurikka to smash them, they're isolated on the other side of the world from their only ally and with the Soviets protecting China, they can't establish a foothold on the continent.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:56 No.8729365

    Fuck you sagefag, this thread is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:56 No.8729379
    While conflict between the Rising Sun and the Constitutionalists have not yet occurred it is very clear that tensions are rising.

    Every intelligence and mystic agency on the planet can plainly see that the United States is turning Hawaii into a Floating Monolith Dreadnaught piloted by the Spirit of FDR.

    Against such power even The Rising Sun's Ultimate Men, gigantic human controlled alien Giants would be swept away.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:57 No.8729391
    In this setting, there's no Israel. I see the Jews as having been taken in by the Australians. While they don't have a superweapon, they do have technology a century or so in advance of everyone else. Just not the people or resources to use it with. Even their droids are expensive.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:57 No.8729393

    I rather like the idea of playing living cultists of the Presidents, spying on enemy nations to serve their dread lords. If successful, they will eventually be granted the boon of undeath, but not before. The Constitutionalists view this state as something to be desired, and work ardently towards becoming Equal in Death. Besides, they need their living servants, and the player characters could do it wonderfully.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)18:57 No.8729399
    This. We need badass nicknames for the major presidents and the Founding Lords.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:58 No.8729422
    Don't tell me the Australians wouldn't be genetically and cybernetically enhancing their wildlife to serve as terrible new weapons of war.

    Trapdoor spiders burst from the ground and begin swarming over a Soviet T-97 Power Assist Suit, looking for a chink in the armour, their microlasers slowly eroding away at the arm joints, as the wearer thrashes in panic. A red light; a containment breach, and the rad counter starts buzzing. As one the spiders converge on the tiny hole, and start ripping it wider. Within seconds they're in, and crawling all over his body. Into his helmet, all over his face.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)18:58 No.8729423
    The Constitutionalists shouldn't be in control of America, they should be fighting for freedom.

    The Hickory Death shouldn't be released yet; it should be the end goal of a campaign of Constitutionalist players. This is supposed to be a tabletop setting, isn't it? The Constitutionalists should be a group of necromancers dedicated to the preservation of American society; their most powerful soldiers would be liches surrounded by legions of mindless minions, the reanimated remains of Communist scum. The lower-ranking members would carry American-made assault rifles to supplement their dark magic, and may have a few dead parts, but would still be technically "alive." (Like the Pale Master's undead graft in NWN).

    The East Coast should be filled with Nazis, who are mostly blond-haired and blue-eyed with a few exceptions forced to the bottom of society, but they are all white.
    The West Coast is filled with the technocratic Soviets, who have built towering cities of steel and glass. Their technological marvels are a wonder to behold.
    The rest of the country is a wasteland, decimated by small-scale exchanges of tactical nuclear weapons, except for a small area in the heart of the country, where the base of the Constitutionalists (can anyone name a US military fort near the center of the country?) can be found.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:00 No.8729443
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    Imperial Kamen Riders and Ultra-men in an epic battle against America's undead legion of Presidents?

    Shit just got real.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:00 No.8729464

    If anything you'd have a large series of under ground necropolises where they plan and regroup. This network is obviously called Valley Forge.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:01 No.8729479

    Fort Leavenworth (sp?) in Kansas, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:02 No.8729496
    The awakening of the dead in the United States changed the game. Perhaps that is an understatement - it didn't change the game, it basically just flipped the table and knocked pieces everywhere.

    The Nazis didn't take the situation very well. Initially confused by the malevolent and baleful creatures ahead of them, they continued their attacks until no less then three entire infantry divisons (with equipment) were torn apart and scattered by a lesser constitutionalist monstrosity known only as "Cleveland".

    The first encounter would prove to an important wake up call to the supreme council of fascists and their malevolent leader, Helmut Goebbels. Now facing a threat quite unlike any other in recent history, old archives on anything even remotely spiritual - pagen or otherwise - was systematically looted and pilfered in order to gain some leverage against the new horrible tide of constitutionlism.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:02 No.8729511
    What kind of setting do you run something like this under?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:03 No.8729515

    Washington: The Founder
    Jefferson: The Apostle
    Lincoln: The Ancient One
    Jackson: Dread Hickory
    Teddy: King of Beasts
    FDR: The New Death
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:03 No.8729516
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    >Genetically and technologically enhanced spiders from Australia
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:03 No.8729525
    Woops. I meant "System" of course.

    Fucking flood detection.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:03 No.8729527
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    Fuck yeah he does.
    Also, pic related. It's this thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:07 No.8729613

    Fuck if I know. Shadowrun? D20 Modern?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:07 No.8729630
    The Founding Lords shouldn't be directly in charge; they should be worshiped as gods, with their resurrection the final goal of the Constitutionalists.

    When finally summoned, however, it would be perfectly fine if they are exactly as described by previous posters. Specifically, half-crazed zombie-liches dedicated to the preservation of the American Way and the expulsion of the Fascists and Communists.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:08 No.8729643
    Cry some more haters. We know what's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:08 No.8729645
    We make our own, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:08 No.8729658

    Well, looking at the original posts the Constitutionalists were supposed to be a small, crazed subgroup. I think that we've just been advancing the metaplot at a rapid pace, is all.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:09 No.8729670
    If not actual undead gods who's very presence kills even the inanimate.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:09 No.8729673
    What role should india/china/africa play whilst all this awesome is going on?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:09 No.8729684
    I think it's funny how the conservative christian movement wraps themselves in the flag yet their ideals and goals would disgust and outrage the founding fathers. What it means to "be a good American" has completely changed. We are no longer revolutionaries, we are now fucking consumers good for nothing but the profit we can provide.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:10 No.8729686
    I suggested they'd be battlefields earlier.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:11 No.8729698

    Those are all massive battlegrounds between the Soviets and the Nazis, with native forces either throwing in with one side or another or fighting a guerrilla war against both. I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:11 No.8729705
    Taft: Scimitar
    Reagan: The Forgetful One
    Cleveland: The Dark Horse
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:12 No.8729718
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    Grover: The Chaotic Evil.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:12 No.8729730
    Probably would serve as "flip zones" - I imagine the entire world getting stuck in "domino theory" mode.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:12 No.8729732
    China eventually joined the Soviet Union, but as they joined through diplomacy and not conquest, they are permitted a large amount of self-governance; the Chinese government is still a power all its own, with their greatest soldiers combining Soviet technology with ancient Chinese magic. However, despite their power, they are unswervingly loyal to their Soviet Comrades.
    They also ride dragons into battle.

    Africa has been divided more-or-less evenly between the Fascists and the Communists.
    India is part of China, but there is alot of civil unrest and a revolution is brewing.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:12 No.8729735
    I don't know about the more "Minor" presidents and leaders. Mostly I was thinking of the Founding Lords as these overpowering, malevolent presences that were never named, only alluded to, or referred to by title.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:13 No.8729745
    Yeah the constitutionalists should be a sort of insurgency, fighting both the Nazi's and Commies, who in turn are fighting over the ruins of America from their bases on the east and west coast respectively.

    The constitutionalists should only have limited territory. Mainly DC, which has turned into a haunted bastion of the undead, nomatter how many times it's nuked and around Mount Rushmore, a deadzone a few hundred miles square which kills any living thing that dares try to approach it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:13 No.8729748
    Holy shit this pic makes our president look fucking awesome, happy I voted for him
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:14 No.8729750
    For some reason I always get Cleveland and Taft confused.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:14 No.8729768

    I'm not even sure if the Constitutionalists would go through all the necessary rituals to bring back some of their long dead spirits. I think just the big presidents will be enough. Although, I rather like the idea of "Silent Death" Cal myself.
    >> Bad Newbie !u8dVJyyGAs 03/22/10(Mon)19:15 No.8729776
    sage'd, moving along
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:16 No.8729786
    Rushmore: (speaking in several voices at once) "SPEAK THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, OR BE STRUCK DOWN BY THE ONE NATION UNDER GOD"

    "I don't...er..wait..."

    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:16 No.8729790

    Seriously, you guys, stop saging the thread without reading the damn thing. We turned it around and it became awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:16 No.8729792
    They should be based in the heart of the country, as it only makes sense that the East Coast would be dominated by Nazis.

    However, I could see a sprawling network of catacombs under DC, filled with shambling corpses and the screams of the damned. It would be the second most powerful Constitutional settlement.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:16 No.8729803
    I keep them straight by remembering Cleveland never got stuck in the tub
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:17 No.8729814
    Seconded. Calvin Coolidge was a Boss. I can just see him in a somber suit and tie, gently tapping at your shoulder before your vision fills with scythe for a moment and you see no more.

    Also, we need to stat some major figures. I move we start with Comrade Obamavitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:18 No.8729828
    Actually, "Under God" was added in the mid 50s.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:18 No.8729829

    Well, first we need to stick with a system, right? Although you can go ahead and stat him in whatever.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:18 No.8729831
    This setting would not work with D&D.

    What game system are we talking here?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:19 No.8729846
    Really? Interesting.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:19 No.8729847
    A question asked earlier. Someone said we should make our own, but I dunno.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:19 No.8729857
    The 1950's were the most American time in history.
    It only makes sense that Constitutionalist dogma would be based not only on warped interpretations of the most important documents in American history, but also on an even more warped interpretation of America in the 1950's.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:20 No.8729865
    dark heresy seems like it would do the trick
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:20 No.8729869
    Be careful. Don't want to ape Fallout... much.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:21 No.8729875

    >202 posts and 29 image replies omitted.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:21 No.8729880
    Well if we organized on an external forum that doesn't autosage and 404 within five hours, we could probably do a pretty good collaborative thing.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:21 No.8729891
    I've never played it myself, but if it can be used to run an Evangelion campaign, then it just might work.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:22 No.8729894
    If the Americas were invaded by Nazis though...

    Unless of course the Constitutionalists are depraved descendants of the John Birch society, and most ordinary Americans keep a firm distance away...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:22 No.8729898
    Not Fallout-warped.

    I mean really warped, to the point that they don't understand it at all.
    "God" here is clearly a title for George Washington.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:22 No.8729899

    Not really. They don't worship the Christian God and aren't Christian themselves. They worship the Founding Fathers as gods.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:23 No.8729912
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:23 No.8729914
    I like this idea. How do we go about it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:24 No.8729937

    We don't need a whole new system. We can just stick with Shadowrun or D20 modern and use this setting and it'll still be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:25 No.8729947
    I am not familiar with either of these rulesets. Please elaborate.

    Give me a title and I'll have a forum up and running in a couple minutes.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:25 No.8729948
    I still kind of like the idea of an external forum, but then, I'm one of those hopeless mutants who genuinely enjoys in-forum roleplay.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:25 No.8729951
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    >I haven't looked at any of the recent posts in this thread.

    O look, it's #7!!!
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:26 No.8729969
    I like the sound of "Deathworld Earth" but I don't know if it quite applies.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:27 No.8729978
    Comrade Obama is a valuable asset to the Party.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:27 No.8729985

    They're both sort of Fantasy-meets-Modern rulesets, and given that we're doing pretty much that, I don't really think that we'll need to jury-rig a whole new system. Of course, we could also use the Dark Heresy system; that would work just as well and I'm more familiar with it. Besides, I couldn't really help out in creating a new system since I'm already working on that Morrowind PnP.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:29 No.8730013
    May as well use that, I suppose.


    Now I must figure out how this shit works.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:31 No.8730037
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    i suggest the setting to have keith thompsonesque touch, to prevent it from being too simillar with fallout
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:32 No.8730055
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    soviet "dreadnought"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:33 No.8730060
    >Also, I found out today that America actually allows it's veterans to become destitute and homeless

    What, you don't BELIEVE the "SUPPORT THE TROOPS!" pap, do you? It's nothing but a convenient political shield for the rich to use while they expend human lives for profit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:33 No.8730068
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    Just gotta replace the Steinhelm and MG42 with the right US equipment.

    What Soviet power armored infantry may look like, maybe?
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:33 No.8730069
    Joined as The Chairman.

    Is /tg/ Interest?
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:37 No.8730123
    I kinda like it. Soviet tech should be bulky and overengineered.
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    >soviet tech
    >bulky and overengineered

    That'd be the Germans, bud.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:39 No.8730160
    I've always gotten a vibe of overwhelming practicality from the Soviet aesthetic. I suppose that the Nazi's being like that would be more accurate, but they're sorcerers and arcanists in this setting.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:42 No.8730195
    Don't you dare die on me thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:43 No.8730208
    Doesn't mean they can't use technology.

    Soviet tech would be sparse and efficient; the T-34's iconic. Nazi "tech" would be held together at least in part by magic, since the demands of an increasingly insane Hitler for new wonder-weapons can only be met by his confidant Speer through "cheating."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:44 No.8730211
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    Same here. I'd imagine the technocratic Soviets finally fielding multi-turreted super/heavy tanks like the T-35 with no real problems what so ever.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:45 No.8730232
    Good point. Still, I think Nazi tech would look increasingly esoteric and weird.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:47 No.8730261
    Australian tech would be sleek and futuristic, while Constitutionalists wouldn't use much technology at all, relying instead upon the occult and living slave labor. It'd be like the South all over again, except with living people instead of black people.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:48 No.8730275
    It'd be an interesting arms race, to say the least, with the Soviets countering every Nazi perversion with yet more Dakka.
    >> LIBERTY PRIME !DemHIPsgzA 03/22/10(Mon)19:50 No.8730297
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    >a soviet general
    >not one "hero of the soviet union"
    i'm amazed stalker has not caught unto this
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:52 No.8730324
    The Constitutionalists would actually use the undead for slave labor. Even Communists are technically "people," and can't be forced into slavery, but if you kill them and reanimate them, they become viable. And less likely to revolt, what with the no-brains thing.

    They'd be crippled by their heavy specialization in necromancy, though. The Nazis would be general mages, but the Constitutionalists would use necromancy almost exclusively, with a few non-necromancy offensive spells, like fireballs.

    Australia shouldn't be too futuristic; you guys are losing sight of the setting's real purpose: Soviets vs. Nazis. The Soviets should be the supreme technological power, the Nazis the supreme magical power.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:52 No.8730325
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    Premiah Stalin iz Premiah, 'n Stalin sayz mak it mo' dakka.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:54 No.8730354
    Did anyone else think, just for a moment, that this was 4 Hinds taped together?
    >> LIBERTY PRIME !DemHIPsgzA 03/22/10(Mon)19:54 No.8730363
    i think you mean
    >more choppy
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:55 No.8730378
    What does Kruschev have to do with this?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:56 No.8730382

    That's a fair point, I suppose. I like the idea of a complete reversal, but realistically, most lower-tier constitutionalists would be living agents working their way toward a higher state of "Citizenship" and Equality in Death, the bulk of their ranks would be mindless undead Communists/Nazis, while their higher-ups would be uniformly intelligent undead.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:56 No.8730388
    This makes me think:
    If Hitler is still the leader of the Nazis, shouldn't Stalin still be in charge of the Soviets?

    Except, unlike Hitler's crippled, aged body, Stalin had his brain installed in an android that perfectly resembles his real body.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:57 No.8730402
    Yeah, the other factions can have their own little expansions later. The main story should be about Commubama punching Nazi Liches.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:58 No.8730409

    Maybe in this reality Stalin didn't become increasingly paranoid, and the Soviets are still ruled by the Triumvirate of Lenin, Stalin, and Trotsky. All in android bodies or brains in jars or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:58 No.8730413
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    I did mean dakka, but there was a Soviet pilot in the Soviet-Afgan war that used his Mi-24's rotor blades to scare off enclosing Mujahideen.

    I'm imagining crazy Soviet pilots turning off their copters' weapon systems and simply using their rotor blades to cut a swathe through thousands of undead Constitutionalists.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:58 No.8730414
    Only intelligence would be considered "Equality in Death;" a mindless Commie zombieis just another tool for the realization of the American Dream.

    The lower-ranking members are, of course, living agents; only the leaders get the honor of lichdom, or some equivalent.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)19:59 No.8730426
    AI's based on brainscans which govern by internal consensus.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:59 No.8730432

    Commubama punching Nazi Demonologists, you mean. I don't think that the Nazis are really going to go into necromancy, given that it's a perversion of the perfect, Aryan form.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)19:59 No.8730434
    Commubama should be the indirect superior of Soviet players.

    We need an equivalent for Nazis, because a game that requires you to play the sort-of-good guys is no fun.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)20:00 No.8730450
    Hitler "Leads" the nazis in spirit only, having long ago gone insane and been put under house arrest, used only as a symbol.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:01 No.8730462
    >OP is trollfuel
    >Thread becomes worldbuilding
    Never change, /tg/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:01 No.8730463
    Doesn't work as well as a single leader.

    Yeah, the Nazis should have a focus on demonology, but they would use general magic, as they are a magocracy.
    However, reanimation would be reserved for inferiors and race traitors.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)20:02 No.8730481
    The ghost of Hermann Goring?

    Hell I dunno. Dick Cheney.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:02 No.8730482
    My point is that he's still around, so clearly Stalin should still be around.

    Stalin should also be crazed, but much more stable and able to lead. Also, a human brain perfectly preserved for eternity in an android.
    >> From Hell's Heart 03/22/10(Mon)20:03 No.8730500
    I may or may not register, much as with the Morrowind PnP. I'm too absorbed in my own system. But I will watch closely, and perhaps offer some fluff or whathaveyou.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:03 No.8730504
    Guy who made the forum here, I fucked it up big time.

    Anyone know how to work forumotion?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:03 No.8730513

    Playing as the Nazis would be a bit difficult, given that they're the sort-of-really-quite-bad guys. The already completed the Holocaust and ethnic cleansing of Europe; it's done and finished. They're eugenics program has been working, everyone is a perfect example of the pure Aryan form, and every citizen lives a content, same life. Everything is controlled and in military order, and everyone is happy with his or her lot. Again, though, you would be playing as Nazi agents rather than soldiers, and would be given considerably more leeway. Maybe your indirect superior would be the Most Dangerous Man in Europe?
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)20:05 No.8730535
    Another suggestion: If the Nazis get to use magic, then perhaps this world works a little differently than ours, and the bogus Soviet "Science" actually worked, and Lysenko's biology really did produce a million harvests a year.

    This would end up as a society that was paradoxically post-scarcity and still oppressive.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:05 No.8730541

    It's really simple, honestly. They have tutorials out the wazoo. I'd never touched it in my life but I managed to make a working forum with it. You should be able to do the same.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:05 No.8730551
    Nazi society shouldn't be perfect. The Holocaust is over and done with, most inferiors have been cleansed. But non-perfect aryans are resigned to the lowest rungs of the otherwise-meritocratic society, escaping forced sterilization only because SOMEONE has to clean the latrines and it shouldn't be a perfect Aryan.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)20:06 No.8730565
    I joined as the Chairman. Make me an admin and I'll see what I can do.

    If nothing, try invisionfree or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:07 No.8730574
    I deleted the starting categories and the "who's online" thing vanished.
    I added a new category for setting discussion but it won't appear. Attempting to reset the HTML code does nothing.

    How can I delete the forum so I can remake it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:07 No.8730584

    That works too. The rare mistakes of the eugenics program, those who escaped sterilization or death; mongrels and mutants and outcasts.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:08 No.8730596
    is that jon goodman in the far right of the line?
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)20:08 No.8730598
    Just make another one on a different host, no one cares.

    In the meantime, should this begin to autosage, should we make another topic?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:09 No.8730615
    Yes, someone make a new thread so people stop sageing this one without reading it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:09 No.8730622

    Don't make a new category; just make a new forum. Seriously confused me at first. But there should be a "new forum" link and a "new category" link. The new category link, which you've been using, sets up a grouping of forums. Since there aren't any sub-forums, nothing happens.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)20:16 No.8730730
    Thanks Anon, forum is working now.

    To everyone who's registered: Expect shit to break frequently until I figure out what I'm doing.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)20:20 No.8730801

    New thread. Getting that image crashed my browser. I hope you're all happy.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)20:21 No.8730812
    I can see this one still works. Migrate anyway, to perhaps stem the tide of sage and fail.
    >> Comrade Ivan 03/22/10(Mon)20:24 No.8730878
    No one's migrating.

    Don't disappoint me fa/tg/uys.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)22:52 No.8733536
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)23:07 No.8733786
    Not really. Australia would have to have fled originally when the continent was invaded, but with plenty of incentive and Curtin at the wheel they started creating monstrously advanced technology. Upon creating a perpetual alcohol production machine, energy issues were solved, but they still lack raw materials. Australian magic would be more physical enhancement, anyway - guys leaping buildings, then kicking fighter jets out of the air.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)23:16 No.8733925
    No, Australia follows the same theme I wrote in for the Britons and the Americans. Or, rather, serves the same purpose of a macguffin.

    Soviets - techno empire, vast resources, the juggernaut.
    Nazis - Mages, mystics, less resources, more tricks.

    Britons - Commandos. A mix of tech and magic, the few free britons living in the Queen's Airship/Submarine, devoted entirely to awakening the British Bulldog spirit chained between Westminster. There are, perhaps, thirty or fourty thousand. Their magic tends toward spirits and druidism.
    America - A barren wasteland ruled by the undead. Alaska, Hawaii are swum to. I like what happened with "dread hickory" and the constitutionalists. I just think everyone should be rendered undead, rather than anyone alive. They're isolationist. Necromancers.
    Australia - Tech advanced, weak in amgic. Since Australia would have been overrun quickly, they were forced to retreat to the polar icecaps. Under Curtin's directorship, they became the planet's future-tech empire. Except they don't have the resources for up-and-out warfare, and pretty much noone knows they are there at all. They're out right boogiemen, to the point where Antarctica is shielded with a screen that makes it appear empty, when in reality it's covered in surface outposts linked together. Magic tends to focus on physical enhancement and dispellation of other magic.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)23:17 No.8733937

    Of course, these aren't iron clad, and anyone can learn any magic, but each culture picks its own. The Americans serve as a mystery, an undead land where nothing survives - the moment anything living sets foot on Yank soil, the undead swarm, lead by their Dread Founding Lords. The Britons appear, do something insane and disappear, led by the Mad Queen Elizabeth. Australia just performs tech feats that are vastly advanced, and devoted solely to assisting them in taking resources. At most, their interaction with the world is likely to be, say, sealing away someone who can't be killed normally. They're concerned more with getting to the moon and using it for resources - fuck the rest of the world.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/10(Mon)23:21 No.8734007
    Oh, yeah, and Queen Elizabeth is the only one with nukes. Noone else figured them out, but her airship is packed with 'em. All she needs is a bit of uranium and a few weeks to build one.

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