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    82 KB Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)02:58 No.8676553  
    You are a bounty hunter. You are currently hunting a thief and conman. He isn't know for violence and instead tried to talk himself out of sticky situations. He's only $500, but your ammunition won't pay for itself.
    You've been tracking him across the frontier for 3 days now, and you think you've finally found his hideout. Its a small cottage with one door, a window on every wall, and a chimney you might be able to fit through.

    How do you proceed?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)02:58 No.8676562
    Is pic us?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)02:59 No.8676570
    I kill myself with my pistol.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)02:59 No.8676572
    knock on door
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)03:00 No.8676586
    Yes, you have 2 Revolvers your trusty Double Barrel. You also have a horse with a bedroll and basic supplies.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:00 No.8676589
    Molotovs molotovs do it one for every opening
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:02 No.8676615
    I sneak up and set the cottage on fire. Then step back and wait for the target to exit the door.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:03 No.8676624
    This, but first carefully peek into one of the windows to make sure our target's actually inside.
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)03:06 No.8676658
    Unfortunately in your supplies you only have one bottle of whiskey, and it's only half full anyway.
    But you do like the idea of smoking him out. You sneak up behind the cottage, staying low and quiet. As you get to the back of the cottage you pull out your box of matches and, pausing only to light yourself a cigar, you light the thatched roof of the cottage.
    Before the fire turns into a blaze, you hear snoring.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:06 No.8676659
    I approve of this hilariously heavy-handed approach.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:07 No.8676677
    Fire a shot through the window while we're waiting in the front of the house.
    >> Zhakuvaan !RSmVkU1nyY 03/20/10(Sat)03:08 No.8676686
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    Is my Bounty Hunter name "Zhaaku"?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:10 No.8676707
    There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:10 No.8676711
    Knock the door down, and shoot the mother fucker.
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)03:13 No.8676752
    Oh hell! The son of a bitch is sleeping! Getting back up on your horse you pull out one of your revolvers and fire a shot through the front window.
    A few seconds later, and with the fire rapidly growing and sending dark smoke into the air, the side window crashes as your target jumps out of it. He rolls into a ditch, coughing and sputtering. You have a moment before he regains his composure.
    No. Your name is Sarah Adora Jones. You haven't yet earned much of a reputation.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:14 No.8676763
    Shoot him three times. First couple to the body, last to the head to make sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:16 No.8676794
    Point a gun at him and ask him to come with us. He'll know what's up.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:16 No.8676811
    Full body tackle. Knock him out and ready him for delivery. Alive.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:16 No.8676813
    Is he wanted dead or alive? If dead, do >>8676763
    If alive, >>8676794
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)03:18 No.8676840
    As much as that would make the whole thing easier, he's wanted alive. No one knows where he stashed his loot, but they want to.
    You ride up to him and point the gun between his legs and fire a warning shot. Close enough to make his nearly piss himself, but not close enough to do any real damage.
    "Well... I got sloppy. I should have left last night like I planned." He holds up his hands and stands up. "Looks like you got me."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:21 No.8676862
    Do we have a rope or chains or what?
    Also... if I get this straight we're a cigar smoking female bounty hunter with 2 six-shooters (The one in our hand only has 4 more shots) and a shattergun.
    What other supplies do we have?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:21 No.8676868
    No chances. Pistolwhip that mofo, then proceed to tie him up.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:22 No.8676876
    Its a trick.

    We must strip search him to ensure he doesn't have a knife or something. Tell him to drop trou'.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:23 No.8676882
    Just shoot up his knees a bit. He's only wanted alive, didn't say anything about being crippled.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:25 No.8676901
    Have him take you to his stash. His stash is worth more than his reward I'd wager.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:25 No.8676902
    Now our bounty hunter puts on her strap on and shouts, "Time for you to get dry cracked with a rough rider!", and ass rapes the perp at gunpoint.
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)03:29 No.8676955
    You have 20 feet of rope (A lasso) a bedroll, a small spade, 24 shots for your revolvers (not counting what's loaded) and 12 more shells for you shotgun (Not counting the 2 inside)
    You also have enough food and water for 3 days, if you share.
    2 days to the east is the nearest town, and a place you can turn him in.
    Something about his demeanor rubs you wrong. "Drop to you skins boy."
    "Well aren't you a foreword woman! Normally I have to at least buy them dinner." Another warning shot cuts him short. "Alright! Alright! No need to get hasty!"
    Once he's standing in his birthday suit you ride up behind him and give him a good tap to the back of his head. You bind him and throw him onto the back of your horse, who you really should name before you go riding into a desert one day.
    You find $12 cash in his boots.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:31 No.8676986
    Our horse's name is Blueberry!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:31 No.8676992
    Start heading for the town.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:31 No.8676997
    Name your horse Mephistopheles.
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)03:35 No.8677039
    Well you have plenty of time to name it later. And it seems you want an uncommon name.
    Well now that you have him you need to turn him in. You ride away as the cottage burns merrily behind you.
    About 20 minutes later the man starts to groan. "Now why did you have to go and do a thing like that? Pretty girl like you I would have gladly let tie me up. What's your name hun?"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:38 No.8677084
    laaaaaaame. Blueberry should've totally won out.

    Tell him our first name, but not our last.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:40 No.8677125
    No names. If he's talking, it's only because we asked him a question, otherwise he should keep quiet. On that note, ask him about the loot.
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)03:42 No.8677155
    "You can call me MISS Sarah."
    "Sarah? Excuse me, MISS Sarah. You may call me Gregory. Would you mind if I sat upright? Man was not mend to slump over a horse like this. I feel as if my internal organs are being jostled out of place. Oh and May I please have my pants back? And while I'm asking all these questions, how much am I worth?"
    "Where did you stash it?"
    "I beg your pardon?"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:44 No.8677178
    "Listen, mister."

    *hold up one gun*

    "I've got 10 inches of finely crafted steel here, and if you don't start talkin', it's goin' in a place I'm powerful sure you don't want it goin'. Now, where'd you stash the loot?"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:45 No.8677181
    Keep him slumped over the horse. Also, if he's going to be coy about where the loot is, that's fine. We're getting paid either way, it's up to him if he wants to benefit at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:47 No.8677202
    inb4 he stashed it in the roof of his cottage.
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)03:51 No.8677241
    He looks at the barrel of you pistol. "It looks more like 7 inches to me." He rolls his eyes and attempts to get more comfortable. "You're hardly the first person to threaten me."
    "And how would it benefit me? Even if I told you, you would still turn me in an I'll get a stint in a jail somewhere. After that I can be on my merry way and collect my loot. The way I see it I gain nothing from helping you."

    This guy is really getting on your nerves.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:52 No.8677251
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:54 No.8677262
    "See, I WAS gonna let you put yer pants back on, mister, but just for that y'can ferget it."

    *Puts pistol away*

    "Now, the reason I'm askin' about the loot is 'cause I've gotta know where our money is, if'n we're gonna be partnerin' up. Savvy?"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:56 No.8677285
    We're really gonna be sending mixed signals here...
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:56 No.8677286
    But then he'll bleed all over our horse and we'll have to patch him up. We don;t want him to die before we get to town.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:58 No.8677309
    I say this, con the con artist.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)03:59 No.8677313

    I think I know what reasonable RPer is getting at, and how we can tie it with LOLRANDUMB SHOTTAN

    Can't make it look like we took him without a fight. If what he says is true and he's going to get out ANYWAY, we can make something like a system: We earn a reputation as being the only ones canny enough to catch the slippery bastard, every time he gets out his bounty gets higher and higher, and we split the profits from turning him in.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:02 No.8677342
    >split the profit
    Ha, no. We'll keep doing it until he's wanted dead or alive. Then we'll choose to take him in by the first option.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:04 No.8677366
    I vote we change our name to Saffron and the naked guy on our horse to Malcolm.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:05 No.8677389
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    I see what you did there.
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)04:06 No.8677395
    This stuns him for a moment. "I'm sorry... partners? What's the catch?"
    He listens to this plan and thinks for a moment. "An interesting proposition. I wait in a jail cell for a week or two, break out, and then you 'catch' me. Tell you what. Lets make camp and discuss the details, we only have about an hour of light anyway."

    This isn't Firefly. (Wish I had of thought of that)
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:07 No.8677421

    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:08 No.8677428
    Holy shit... THIS!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:08 No.8677430
    Make camp, let Blueberry graze/drink water (if there's any water around), get Mister to start fire.

    Don't let him put on his clothes yet. He's doing it bare-ass naked.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:11 No.8677463
    We're trying to sound sohpistimacated for the con-artist!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:11 No.8677467
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    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:12 No.8677478
    see >>8677463 !
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)04:15 No.8677515
    You feel a bit Whimsical and decide to name the horse Blueberry Binky, BB for short.
    You tell Gregory to star building camp as you take care of BB. "You know, Miss Sarah, I'm starting to think you enjoy seeing me naked. Will I be freezing tonight or shall I get a spot next to the fire?"

    You also need to decide if you want to cook up some of your provisions, or if you want some fresh meat from the surrounding area. You're certain you could get a rabbit or two.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:18 No.8677569
    I can live with BB. And I say we tie him up and go bag us a rabbit. Good stew, rabbits.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:20 No.8677582
    Check the clothes for hidden weapons or knives before giving them back. Make sure he's secured before we go hunting.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:23 No.8677621

    Check his clothes, remove anything he can use then give them back and tie him up securely. We need him alive so let him get warmth from the fire. Then go hunting.
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)04:25 No.8677653
    You've been eating this trail jerky for the last 3 days and you want something fresh damn it!
    You pat down Greg's clothes and find, sown INTO the seams, a set of lockpicks, a small knife, and another $15. He just shrugs at you.
    You secure him to a tree after he gets dresses and head out. "And you had BETTER be here when I get back!"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:29 No.8677694
    LOCK PICKS? Huh... good thing we checked that...
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:32 No.8677735
    Sown on the inside of his clothing? Clearly we're dealing with someone who has a twisted criminal mind.
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)04:38 No.8677804
    Didn't really leave anything to you guys with that one...

    You return half an hour later, just after sunset, with three rabbits. He's... yes still tied to the tree. "Oh good. It was starting to get cold! Would you like me to cook those for you? I saw some wild onions and garlic nearby and if you have salt I think I could whip something up. I'd just need you to untie me."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:39 No.8677821
    Untie him from the tree, but leave his hands tied in front of him.

    That way he'll REALLY have the advantage against anybody who tries to mess with him!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:40 No.8677827
    Oh no. I wouldn't trust that fucker with my food! We'll be eating plain old roasted rabbit and he'll like it!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:42 No.8677846
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    MORE firefly puns?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:43 No.8677866
    *cook and eat
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:43 No.8677869

    Untie him from tree but leave his hands bound n front. When he finishes cooking make sure he eats at least half of what he has cooked.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:44 No.8677876
    Sounds good. Keep his hands tied close together, but let him eat.

    If he doesn't like our cooking, then he can just not eat, bah gawd.
    >> Gateway !A0rZLfg4Oc 03/20/10(Sat)04:46 No.8677906
    Take pictures of what one would see while looking out the windows. Blow these pictures up, tape them to the windows, and then construct barricades behind the pictures.

    Barricade off the door or otherwise jam the lock.

    Go down the chimney and kick some ass.
    >> The Pancake 03/20/10(Sat)04:47 No.8677918
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    I find this deliciously coincident considering I just finished running a Session of my Firefly Campaign.
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)04:51 No.8677961
    You tie his hands tight, but allow him to sit next to the fire. And there is no way he's touching anything but what you give him. "A pity. I'm quite a fin cook you know."
    "Now... about this partnership. It'll look suspicious if I'm the ONLY one you catch, so I say when I'm in jail you go hunt some other bounties, and we meet up at a predetermined location. Also, it seems to me that I'll be taking the bigger risk here. We split the profits 70-30, in my favor."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:51 No.8677963

    We already burnt the cottage down <_<
    >> Gateway !A0rZLfg4Oc 03/20/10(Sat)04:53 No.8677985
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    Sorry I didn't read the 60-post thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:53 No.8677992
    "60-40, since I've got ta make ends meet between heists, an' you won't be touchin' much of your share anywho. BB's shoes aren't gonna shod themselves, and I've got other expenses!"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)04:55 No.8678005
    "Maybe, but I'm the one doing all the work, not to mention the one with the gun. Understand? 70-30, in MY favor.

    Want some rabbit?"
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)05:00 No.8678055
    "While your... arguments are compelling, you won;t be doing ANY work if we do this right, and I'LL be the one who will be breaking themselves out of jail. 55-45 split. I'll even drop to an even 50-50 if I get to keep the location of my stash secret." He gnaws on his last bit of rabbit. "Any chance for seconds?"
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)05:05 No.8678099
    Fuck this fucker. 60-40 our way is the best offer he's going to get We could just turn him in and tell the guards to be extra careful.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)05:07 No.8678111
    "Sorry, my plan means my rules. 60-40, in my favor and you tell me the location of your stash. For that, you can have another piece of rabbit."
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)05:17 No.8678201
    Gregory sighs. "Fine, 60-40 your favor. And my stash is at the bottom of a lake... Well it's hardly a lake. The water is only 15 feet deep. It's under the floorboards of a coach office of what used to be the town of Deadgrass. About 50 miles from here."
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)05:21 No.8678245
    Well I'm glad that's settled. I say we turn in for the night and continue in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)05:23 No.8678265
    We'll be sure to pick it up next time we're in the area.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)05:24 No.8678268
    Make sure he's tied TIGHT. Not like cutting off the circulation, but tied well enough he can't run.
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)05:32 No.8678345
    Now you're getting somewhere! You make a note of the location and decide to turn in and get an early start. You tie Greg up tight and make sure BB s taken care of before you unroll your bedroll and lay down. Greg grumbles about having to sleep on the ground, but it's springtime and he'll cope.

    You wake up int he morning and something is wrong.
    Gregory is gone. You find the ropes you tied him in singed apart, and in the dirt next to them is a matchstick. You gave him the box when he started the fire, but you were sure you were watching him the whole time!
    His trail disappears into the creek about a hundred feet away from your campsite, he either went up or down stream.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)05:35 No.8678383
    SON OF A BITCH! And this guy is only worth $500?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)05:37 No.8678394
    Goddamnit. He probably went downstream. How fast is the current?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)05:43 No.8678434
    It's only a creek. That's like... 6 inches of water. JUST enough o cover his tracks... damn it!
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)05:44 No.8678443
    Downstream or up? I say we go upstream a few hours, then down.
    >> Bounty Hunter Quest 03/20/10(Sat)05:54 No.8678529
    Oh hell! This is just peachy. You angrily smoke another cigar, which you're running low on as well, and think about what you're going to do next.

    That's all for tonight. If you want we can keep this going tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)06:02 No.8678598
    I'm game, but everyone else seems to have left already.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)10:01 No.8680951
    I like this quest
    Should I archive it?
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)10:10 No.8681042
    Yes, what time?
    >> Sparrow !!kfTQFpdNSQr 03/20/10(Sat)10:12 No.8681060
    See, this is why you shoot out his legs and then start shaving off bits of skin until he talks.
    >> Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)10:15 No.8681086
    I dunno, it sounds we're playing a bounty hunter more in the vein of Blondie rather than Angel eyes
    >> Sparrow !!kfTQFpdNSQr 03/20/10(Sat)10:16 No.8681095
    Angel eyes always got the job done. Final mission notwithstanding, of course.

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