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    21 KB Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)20:20 No.8406328  
    >>China, SHANGHAI: A homeless man who spends his days and nights wandering the streets of Ningbo, Zhejiang province, has almost gained star status, thanks to his "good looks and sharp dress sense".
    >>A growing number of Internet users are tracking the whereabouts of the still unidentified man, whose "fans" have nicknamed him Brother Sharp.

    how would you incorporate this NPC into your current campaign
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:34 No.8408569
    >>Brother Sharp.

    You mean Blothel Shalp, right?

    Also, how the hell does a Chinese hobo get such an awesome moniker?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:36 No.8408622
    Look at the guy.

    He deserves it. Fucker's probably a ninja.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:37 No.8408633
    And he's still homeless? Must be homelessness by choice, which makes him a badass motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:38 No.8408647
    Right up there with Techno Viking and Professor Badass.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:38 No.8408651
    Lin Kuei, roundeye.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:38 No.8408652
    He's not that hard off if he can still afford to smoke.

    Unless he's actually BREATHING FIRE.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:38 No.8408663
    Or he's mentally ill. Nothing badass about schizophrenia.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:38 No.8408669
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:39 No.8408685
    I demand someone shoop the three into the same image. Possibly with Doesn't Give a Fuck translator.

    And that will be your next party.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:40 No.8408693
    cigarettes are much cheaper in China. And most places that aren't the US, and everywhere that isn't fucking canada.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:40 No.8408701
    What are you talking about? He obviously stole smokes and a lighter from someone with his ninja magic
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:40 No.8408702
    Brother Sharp; once a member of an order of secretive monks, his schizophrenia laid him low and led to his shunning. Now he wanders the urban diaspora taking what he wants and, in increasingly brief moments of lucidity, trying to right the wrongs of a China riddled with corruption and base evil.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:40 No.8408708
    Could we just call him Professor? Seriously?

    Professor Badass sounds shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:41 No.8408713

    Techno Viking is a the muscle.

    Professor Badass is the brains.

    Brother Sharp is the charisma.

    Multi-ethnic awesome squad assemble!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:41 No.8408718
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:43 No.8408757
    Fuck yes this. Make it happen, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:44 No.8408759
    Team needs a fourth, female member. Any ideas?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:44 No.8408765
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:45 No.8408780
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:45 No.8408788
    Or better yet just "Professor B".
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 03/04/10(Thu)22:45 No.8408793
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:45 No.8408797
    this would be a good WoD group.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:45 No.8408798
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    Like Father, Like Son.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:45 No.8408802
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:46 No.8408815
    Vietnam Tom should be in also
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:46 No.8408816
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    Dorf Lass?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:46 No.8408818

    In the world of high fashion, you must sacrifice everything to gain everything. Only through abandoning his worldly goods, his moderately successful couture clothing line, and his love for a young maiden could Wu Hao become Brother Sharp, Beggar King of Fashion.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:46 No.8408820
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    No, but we could always take professor badass's understudy from that tide commercial whose cocky and puts the team at risk.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:47 No.8408831
    Futureman is not female.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:48 No.8408841
    Brother Sharp may look good, but he still probably smells like an unwashed vagrant.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:48 No.8408845
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:49 No.8408863
    Don't know how it is in China, but you can bathe for free here in the US, just go to a truck stop and use their soap.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:49 No.8408868
    >Dorf lass
    I see no beard.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:49 No.8408869
    Brother Sharp is what Jules Winnfield would look like after he quit "the life" if he was Chinese
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:50 No.8408877
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    Too male.
    Too naked.

    I submit this girl as their sharpshooter and tech specialist.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:50 No.8408884

    Gods, I want to clean out his smegma~
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:50 No.8408885
    Its under the hood, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:50 No.8408887
    Of course not. It's under her loincloth.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:50 No.8408890

    Anyone have that picture of the little girl smoking a cigarette?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:51 No.8408892
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    >Techno Viking is a the muscle.
    >Professor Badass is the brains.
    >Brother Sharp is the charisma.

    Together, they form a giant robot.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:51 No.8408896
    >>Team needs a fourth, female member.

    Yes. Just as the first three were revealed, the prophesied fourth will appear in time. Until then, we must be patient.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:51 No.8408903
    But she dressed up specifically for that, whereas Professor Manly and Brother Sharp are like that all the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:51 No.8408905

    It's Shanghai. Half the city smells like a rotting fish carcass. "Unwashed Vagrant" was a test fragrance Calvin Klein tried there a few years back.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:52 No.8408916
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    All we need now are punk girl twins and the group will be complete...
    >> Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ 03/04/10(Thu)22:52 No.8408921
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    brother sharp is now Ryoma
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:52 No.8408925
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    Brother Rose up in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:52 No.8408930
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    This is their female member.

    Accept no substitutes.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:53 No.8408934
    But who'd be the Musashi? I don't want any of them to die.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:53 No.8408937
    Amerifag here. The ones with the presence of mind to bathe themselves regularly generally aren't the ones that stay homeless for extended periods of time.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:53 No.8408938
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    Female teammate?
    I submit this girl as their sharpshooter and tech specialist.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:54 No.8408956
    She still looks badass. More stuff needs a girl with a gas mask and a gun as a lead character.
    >> Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ 03/04/10(Thu)22:54 No.8408969
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    Female teammate?
    I submit this girl as their sharpshooter and tech specialist.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:55 No.8408980
    You don't know any homeless people, do you? You can stay homeless and hygienic for as long as you care to.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:55 No.8408988
    DO WANT.

    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:56 No.8409000
    You're missing the point. Those guys aren't dressed up. They exude that natural awesomeness without any effort at all. That's what we need in a female member.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:57 No.8409014
    A girl who poses with a shotgun, a bowler hat, and a respirator is naturally awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:57 No.8409015
    There's always that clawing feeling that's not a girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:57 No.8409019
    Holy goddamn shitfuck I want to fuck her till she doesn't know what "blue" means.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:57 No.8409021
    No she's not. She's dressing up.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:57 No.8409022
    And /tg/ decided that women are not badass unless they try, and decided vietnam tom was their fourth.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:57 No.8409028
    Seconding smoking gypsy child as fourth member.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:57 No.8409031
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    1.5 secs on Google. I nominate this woman.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:58 No.8409036
    The female member...

    1) In accordance with the white, black, and asian pattern, the final member must be middle eastern, latino, or something like that.

    2) Must dress stylishly, but not gimmicky. They have to look awesome without actually wearing a costume, which would imply that they're *TRYING* to be awesome, which defeats the whole point of the other members.

    3) Should fill the thief/assassin/sneak role. Professor badass, being a professor and all, should have all the science and tech stuff covered.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:58 No.8409038
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    Female teammate?
    I submit this girl as their sharpshooter and tech specialist.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:58 No.8409039
    This is a woman worthy of the group
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)22:59 No.8409055
    But Professor Badass doesn't have a gun. And just because you know Science doesn't mean you know Engines.
    >> Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ 03/04/10(Thu)22:59 No.8409058
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    elegan/tg/entlemen, it may simply be that we must wait for the fourth to appear.
    or else it will end up forced and faggish.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:00 No.8409061
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    Professor Badass, Techno Viking, Brother Sharp, and rounding out the team . . .

    Amber Lamps
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:00 No.8409069
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:00 No.8409077
    >black man
    >doesn't own a gun

    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:00 No.8409079
    Maid working with computer hardware ...

    I dont see how this could be problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:00 No.8409081
    1.5 sec search for the bird girl that fits the racial trope is not forced or faggish.

    it's google-fu it is finest
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:01 No.8409083
    C'mon, we all know the picture of like the 14 year old girl in rural india with the cigarette and the automatic love smile. Make this happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:01 No.8409086
    Indeed. You cannot rush prophecy. The fourth member will be revealed when the time is ready for them to do their work.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:02 No.8409103
    I once played a malkavian that looked like that. Except the asian part.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:02 No.8409113
    This is what needs to be kept in mind. It's on the same level as to why forced memes suck; shit's forced.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:03 No.8409126
    >>1.5 sec search for the bird girl that fits the racial trope is not forced or faggish.

    It is forced and faggish because you can't just post an image of any person (no matter how cool they may be) and go, "Hey can this person join the ranks of Professor Badass and Techno Viking?"

    They have to build up some status first. They have to have staying power.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:04 No.8409132
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    Female teammate?
    I submit this girl as their sharpshooter and tech specialist
    >> Ap'chondych 03/04/10(Thu)23:05 No.8409157
    Am I the only one thinking Scion game? And that shit makes it to them being gods.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:05 No.8409159
    Forced? This whole exercise of forming a team of awesome people is forced. What needs to be kept in mind is that this thread is goddamn retarded.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:06 No.8409184
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    The female member was with us the entire time. She was the founding member. You just didn't realize it yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:07 No.8409197
    >implying one thread related to Brother Sharp has garnered him all the needed cred
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:08 No.8409223
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    AHAHA This is the team you have assembled to stop me Professor?

    A homeless bum and a neanderthal?

    The world will surely fall to the might of BOSS NEGRO!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:08 No.8409225

    Sweet Vishnu, I'd hit that until it went blind.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:09 No.8409239
    Every team must defeat a great evil ...witch is ??
    >> Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ 03/04/10(Thu)23:09 No.8409240
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    omg, dude,,,
    >> Ap'chondych 03/04/10(Thu)23:09 No.8409241
    You did see that picture right? He DOES deserve it. Man looks like he's ready to kick some ass. 24/7.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:11 No.8409276
    You assholes, you know smoking gypsy girl is the only possible option for the fourth member of this confederacy of badass.

    One of you has her picture, goddammit, I know you do.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:12 No.8409285
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:12 No.8409296
    Or Australia, or the UK. Smokes here at 15-30 dollars per packet. IO had an indian man, recently emmigrated, refer to them as "very poor quality, very poor, very expensive". Back in india, an australian dollar bought a pack of 20 that were TOP NOTCH, EXCELLENT QUALITY.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:13 No.8409306
    Techno Viking is a the brains.
    Professor Badass is the charisma.
    Brother Sharp is the muscle.

    Multi-ethnic awesome squad assemble!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:13 No.8409310


    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:13 No.8409320

    don't know about that..... maybe acting as a light spoof in dark places ???
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:13 No.8409321
    No posing models
    No professional shots
    Final destination
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:13 No.8409323
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:14 No.8409329
    I have to rescind my implication because of this undeniable fact. He does INDEED look as though eh is prepared to fight 28 ninjas and a T-84 before he finishes crossing the street.

    However, we cannot soil his awesome by forcing him into memehood.

    No sirs. We must wait.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:14 No.8409330
    The rest of us aren't pedos k thnx
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:15 No.8409354
    The holy grail must be found now !
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:15 No.8409367
    homeless woman with parrot could help in some way as a advisor to our heroes.

    I like the smoking Gypsy girl as the fourth member.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:15 No.8409368
    Simply put, a woman can't be part of this team because women don't look cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:16 No.8409373
    God dammit, I could never look that awesome. And he does it while homeless.

    Clearly, I am not the stuff of legends. This man... this man is.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:16 No.8409376
    You're supposed to watch her infiltrate things and blow shit up. You aren't supposed to jerk off to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:16 No.8409380
    >implying you speak for anyone but yourself
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:17 No.8409387
    She looks like she just walked through a warzone and grabbed a dead mans cigarette for a smoke. Without even caring, or getting scratched. How? Dodge charms.

    She's an exalt.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:17 No.8409388
    We are forgetting something vital for the party...a small child, pet, or robot to aid them.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:17 No.8409392
    All great things are ruined by the presence of children.

    Terminator 2.
    Six String Samurai.
    Last Action Hero.

    Don't ruin this.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/04/10(Thu)23:17 No.8409398
    The gypsy girl covers that quite nicely.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:18 No.8409406

    So this is the /tg/ bros ?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:18 No.8409408
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    You dare challenge me, Professor Badass?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:18 No.8409410
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:18 No.8409413
    >>>implying one thread related to Brother Sharp has garnered him all the needed cred

    "China, SHANGHAI: A homeless man who spends his days and nights wandering the streets of Ningbo, Zhejiang province, has almost gained star status, thanks to his "good looks and sharp dress sense. A growing number of Internet users are tracking the whereabouts of the still unidentified man, whose "fans" have nicknamed him Brother Sharp."

    That's way more cred than random image of some chick on /tg/ has.
    >> Ap'chondych 03/04/10(Thu)23:18 No.8409420
    Understandable. This is only the beginning of his tale.
    Wandering holy man. Of what religion? His own.
    My prayers go to thee Brother Sharp.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:19 No.8409421
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:19 No.8409432

    Children who are small, weak, innocent, and in need of protection.

    Tobacco Girl has killed men just to watch them die.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:19 No.8409434
    looks like
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:21 No.8409461
    my eyes just exploded due AWESONESS....now i will sleep
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:21 No.8409466
    They don't need a fourth member. Seriously, anything the 3 of them can't beat in a fight, they're going to be brofisting and getting drinks with.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:21 No.8409468
    We dont need a girl
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:23 No.8409487
    Someone has that template with the colored squares and the character classes under them?

    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:23 No.8409495
    Anyone have that Warrior/Mage/Thief/Cleric template from a few days ago?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:23 No.8409500
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:24 No.8409513
    No anonymous you are the faggot.

    And then anonymous was a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:24 No.8409520
    Techno Viking: LG

    Professor Badass: NG

    Brother Sharp: CN

    Tobacco Urchin: NE

    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:24 No.8409523

    First thing i saw "shouted to the heavens"
    >shouted to the heavens

    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:24 No.8409526
    Doing it wrong, fag.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:25 No.8409547
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    This is about as awesome as Piledriving a Shark.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:25 No.8409549
    So Brother Sharp is the Cleric, Professor Badass is the Mage, Techno Viking is the Warrior and Smoker Girl is the Thief?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:26 No.8409552

    Awesome things will be ruined by your impatience. Sit down.
    >> Ap'chondych 03/04/10(Thu)23:26 No.8409555
    CEASE THIS AT ONCE! This is a place of enlightenment, not of needless strife.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:26 No.8409560
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    This is my original random-awesome-person picture that I got from here.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:26 No.8409572

    Scratch the last one.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:27 No.8409587
    I'm okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:30 No.8409625
    >fag fag faggity fag fag hurf durf cocks in ma mouf mmm
    >> Ap'chondych 03/04/10(Thu)23:30 No.8409627
    I now go to my place of rest.
    Rock on my fellows.
    Brother Sharp, Holy wanderer.
    Tencho Viking, Barbarian of the Information Age.
    Professor Badass, Font of Knowledge and Asswhupping.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:30 No.8409648
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    Clearly this is the fourth member, their wizard.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:31 No.8409649
    I'd hit it with the fury of a thousand suns
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:31 No.8409651
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    Did anyone save the template for this?
    >> Stran-G-ERR 03/04/10(Thu)23:31 No.8409653
    This is true. I suggest, at most, a rotating 4th member that is optional at all times. Kind of like a series of reserve members only called upon for special missions. But these 3... they are the core of the team.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:32 No.8409675
    >>durr hurr lolis

    Shut your whore mouth, pedo.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:33 No.8409688
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:34 No.8409703
    >Tianya calls him “犀利哥”, xīlì gē, “Brother Sharp” or “Sharp Brother”.

    >It can also translate to “Brother Penetrating” or “Penetrating Brother”

    Implying implications...
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:34 No.8409723
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:35 No.8409733
    We did pick him for the charisma whore, after all.
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    I found the fourth member.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:35 No.8409738
    They are...

    THE /tg/-TEAM.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:36 No.8409752

    >> Lord_Pizza !MARISA0HjQ 03/04/10(Thu)23:36 No.8409755
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:37 No.8409770
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    Holy fuck it's Eisenhorn disguised as a homeless Chinese man. We are all fucked.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:38 No.8409789
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:39 No.8409807
    Trusty animal companion!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:39 No.8409814
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    You make a lot of sense. But, in true Mission Impossible (the good TV series) fashion, some of those guest-members may also be quasi-regulars if they can keep up with the awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:39 No.8409815
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    This is their arch enemy.
    >> Citizen of Antioch !!VSyXOK3JcO3 03/04/10(Thu)23:40 No.8409825
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:40 No.8409832

    You seem to be missing the point. Tobacco Urchin would rip your dick off if you got it anywhere near her, and she'd laugh while doing it. She is the counterpoint to Techno Viking and Professor Badass's unswavering goodness. And Brother Sharp shares his smokes with her.
    >> Stran-G-ERR 03/04/10(Thu)23:41 No.8409848
    Which I certainly think will add to the awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:42 No.8409860
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    Only one man /tg/ knows is MAN enough to be a member of this team. And not as a "fourth guy" but as an obvious equal.

    Jack Churchill.

    The only motherfucker with the balls to kill Nazis in WW2 with a longbow and a claymore.

    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:42 No.8409861
    The face of the guy in the background makes me lol.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:43 No.8409883
    A-Team had four members, this team needs four members.

    So it is written.

    Don't try to re-write universal laws of team formation, people.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:44 No.8409889
    But the chosen 4th has not yet appeared.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:44 No.8409894
    They're making a remake of the A-Team. I don't know if I should be excited.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:44 No.8409906
    Tobacco Urchin does not beat the swiveling 4th member idea, nor the Jack Churchill idea I just saw. She's just a photo model.

    Anyone on this team must have earned their cred as a real individual worth of the term "badass."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:45 No.8409911

    Commander Vanderhuge!




    Brother Rose!


    Boss Negro!

    Together, they are ANTIBROS! Thwarting our heroes at every turn!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:45 No.8409923

    Worthy. My bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:46 No.8409927

    I think the point is, we know who Churchill is. These guys are unnamed scions of badass.
    >> Citizen of Antioch !!VSyXOK3JcO3 03/04/10(Thu)23:46 No.8409929
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    Love to roll with you guys but I got a kid to worry about
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:46 No.8409930
    >> monotreeme 03/04/10(Thu)23:46 No.8409938
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:47 No.8409949
    >>Jack Churchill
    >>eh, I'll check it out
    >>see full name
    >>Lieutenant Colonel John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming "Jack" Churchill
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:48 No.8409957
    >Commander Vanderhuge

    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:48 No.8409964
    Mad Jack poster here, I can agree with that even if Churchill would be a better choice than the obvious photo models some people are pushing.
    >> Citizen of Antioch !!VSyXOK3JcO3 03/04/10(Thu)23:48 No.8409972
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    Sidekick for brother rose
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:49 No.8409987

    Brother Rose n' Buttercup
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:50 No.8409995
    It's cool, we didn't come here for YOU to roll with us.

    Your kid is our new 4th member, bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:50 No.8409998
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    This picture is of the team's current adviser.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:51 No.8410007
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    Sihk Dorf shall round out the party.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:51 No.8410008
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    Richboys going around chasing Medals again?What else is new.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:51 No.8410009
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    Massimo D'alema can be Zordon.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:51 No.8410014

    This is their hook-up man / fence.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:51 No.8410025

    Define "photo model". It's not like they found some girl specifically to dress up raggedy and smoke cigarettes for them. It looks to me like she was already there, doin' her thing, and agreed to be photographed for whatever sort of funky documentary this picture likely came from.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:52 No.8410033

    Has a bunch of links to other articles about him.

    Also /fa/ has known about Brother Sharp for a while. He can join the team
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:52 No.8410037
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    Pic related, it's clearly superior in that regard. No mere actors are any part of this team.

    Strictly the amazing unknown.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:52 No.8410039
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    How about her?
    >> Citizen ofAntioch !!VSyXOK3JcO3 03/04/10(Thu)23:53 No.8410046
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    Truly he is My Son
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:53 No.8410052

    The Dandy Lion
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:53 No.8410060

    Futureman is not evil, and cares not for his teammates or their goals. He only cares about the funk, and for the moment they are best able to provide. God help them if Professor B can dance.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:54 No.8410068
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    I'm surprised no one caught the comparison here...
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:54 No.8410070
    Bro, I'm a photographer. I went to college for it (big mistake money-wise), been doing it for 9 years since.

    I can spot a model a mile away and THAT is a model.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:55 No.8410090
    How about no?
    How about why would you even pick her?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:56 No.8410120
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:58 No.8410131

    Is this win, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:58 No.8410135
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    Unknown, unnamed badasses who are legit?

    Hmmm... pic related?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:58 No.8410141
    If you haven't had threads started about what a fucking badass you are, you don't deserve to be on this team.

    Most of the people you guys have posted make mediocre reaction images at best, and certainly do not deserve to roll with the A-Team.

    We must wait for the chosen one to appear before these badasses unite and lead us into the apocalypse.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/10(Thu)23:59 No.8410155
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:00 No.8410160
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    Greek Protestor
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:01 No.8410183

    You need to draw Professor Badass, Brother Sharp, and Techno Viking fighting Nikola Tesla and his robotic minions in a laboratory.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:01 No.8410192
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:02 No.8410214
    >You need to draw Professor Badass, Brother Sharp, and Techno Viking fighting Boss Negro, Commander Vanderhuge, Brother Rose and Futureman

    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)00:03 No.8410220
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:03 No.8410226
    I don't believe there needs to be a 4th, for they are the triforce

    Courage -> Brother Sharp
    Wisdom -> Professor Badass
    Power -> Techno Viking
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:03 No.8410235
    >You need to draw Professor Badass, Brother Sharp, and Techno Viking fighting Boss Negro, Commander Vanderhuge, Brother Rose and Futureman
    >While Tesla and Rasputin discuss shit civilly from the shadows like Professor X and Magneto
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:03 No.8410241
    Without the retarded "derp fail" macro.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:03 No.8410242

    I know one of you have seen it. It's a photographer at a rally race. He's standing right by the barrier and one of the cars fucking plows right into the barrier right next to him, and the guy just sorta leans back as the car passes inches by his fucking face.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:04 No.8410248
    Well, damn. This works.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:04 No.8410251
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    Getaway driver?
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)00:04 No.8410262
    Don't have it without, sorry. That's the only incarnation of it that I own.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:05 No.8410276

    I seen that fucker. did it like he's been in that position 100 times.
    >> No Man 03/05/10(Fri)00:05 No.8410285
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    Read the filename.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:05 No.8410287
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    Does it have to be a girl?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:06 No.8410299
    That guy is a motherfucker. And a good man. I found the whole video. After he gets his picture he runs to help him. You can see him on the other side of the car after the cameraman moves.

    >> No Man 03/05/10(Fri)00:07 No.8410323
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    Ah, I found some.
    >> No Man 03/05/10(Fri)00:08 No.8410343
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:09 No.8410362
    Oh god what
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:09 No.8410366
    I think the consensus is we must await the fourth member. He will reveal himself as the others before him
    >> No Man 03/05/10(Fri)00:09 No.8410367
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    Russians: telling bears 'shoo' and actually making them go away since forever.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:09 No.8410369
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    I'd love to join you guys but I'm too busy fucking bitches to join you.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:10 No.8410384
    Alright, I'm liking the rotating fourth member idea more and more.

    Professor B, Techno Viking, and Brother Sharp travel the globe and fight ANTIBRO, frequently aided by others who have elected to go it solo normally, such as Cycle Shiek, Tobacco Urchin, and the mysterious Photgrapher with the Iron Balls.
    >> No Man 03/05/10(Fri)00:10 No.8410387
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    And the last one from me.

    Kind of weeaboo, but he has style.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:12 No.8410432

    Also the Zookeeper as a rotating member too
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:14 No.8410464
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:14 No.8410468
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:16 No.8410495
    Faggot, if you force it it sucks. We already have enemies anyway, the nefarious ANTIBRO

    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:16 No.8410508
    Guys: Putin.

    Or is he just the justasplanned BBEG?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:17 No.8410517
    You guys. There's plenty of people like this in real life, in your town even. You just need to figure out how to stop hanging out with nothing but nerds and access the lifeblood of your city. Hanging out with drifters is pretty fucking cash.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:18 No.8410538
    Oh man zergface.

    Resemblance yes, but Stephen Chow's has a more boyish face, and is a "comedy" actor.

    Brother Sharp looks like he'd gank you in an instant if you so much as looked at him the wrong way.

    Then he'd take your cigarettes.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/05/10(Fri)00:18 No.8410546
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    Premier Putin is the guy that assemble the team and plan everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:19 No.8410550
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    No he's famous, destroying the point of everything goddamn aspies in here trying to force the awesome.

    Let it flow.

    PIC RELATED. On vacation Professor B wears his street clothes
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:19 No.8410553

    Also, archive this thread in case a drawfag request thread opens up!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:19 No.8410557

    Moar please
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:19 No.8410559

    We'll have none of your "sense" here. This thread is about the adventures of the handsomest man in China and friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:21 No.8410588

    Plot point; Professor B and Futureman are long-lost brothers.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:21 No.8410601
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:22 No.8410607
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:22 No.8410611
    Not as a team member, for sure, but some sort of background character. Like the announcer from TF2.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:24 No.8410663
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    I begrudgingly meh the idea.

    Dumping more rotating 4th members
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:25 No.8410683
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    Also Shark Juggler
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:25 No.8410685

    The Prof and Techno Viking have a special bond of their own stemming from a shared appreciation of the groove, that Brother Sharp is not a part of.

    Until the fateful day when Futureman has Professor and Viking funked into submission, and is about to blow their minds with one final display of sheer funkatude, when Sharp bursts from the shodws to reveal that he has been a masterful breakdancer this whole time.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:26 No.8410701
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:26 No.8410705
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:26 No.8410706
    The truth behind:
    Professor Badass
    Hillbilly with the truck stuck in the tree
    SCIENCE! shark dude
    African with the Hyena pet
    and Backflipping Hatchet Attack Spetsnaz

    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:26 No.8410722
    That's just a regular man in the russian spetsnaz
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:27 No.8410729
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    Hyene Guy's brother
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:27 No.8410735
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:27 No.8410738
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:28 No.8410748

    Nominating the Spetsnaz' secret backflip corps as ANTIBRO's default minions.

    That, and the hoverchinks.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:28 No.8410752
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:29 No.8410760
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:29 No.8410765
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:29 No.8410780

    The Brothers Junglefuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:31 No.8410818
    You guys, if we play our cards right, ANTIBRO could turn into, like, V.I.L.E., which would allow for a huge number of badasses working against them to cycle through the fourth slot.
    >> Collarbones 03/05/10(Fri)00:31 No.8410821
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    Damn it, I'm late.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:32 No.8410837
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    As Brother Boss monitored the /tg/ Team's actions, his hate filled him with am immediate need for violence.

    "Go forth my Hover Chinks! Defeat the /tg/ Team!"
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:32 No.8410849
    Fucking Boss Negro I am herp derp
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:33 No.8410875
    I'll just bring this cable around behind me, and then throw it with my right hand so that the cable goes around me first... yes...
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:35 No.8410894

    Current list of Awesomeforce reserves;

    Tobacco Urchin
    Cycle Shiek
    The Brothers Junglefuck
    The Photographer with the Iron Balls
    'Ninja' Ninja
    Raptor Kaiser
    Uncle Bearbasher
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:35 No.8410897

    Villaine In League with Evil?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:37 No.8410944

    'Ninja' Ninja?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:39 No.8410968
    Boss Negro help the team when they are in trouble or almost losing.

    Putin is in HQ giving instructions, and only leave when shit hit the fan, he takes his rifle, takes out his shirt and go for hunting evil


    4th member? catachan maybe
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:40 No.8410984

    This guy. Also considering the Iron Horse Samurai.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:40 No.8410999
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    Evil lackeys
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:40 No.8411004
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    >Implying Putin would need to do anything more than give the BBEG a stern glare.

    >Or put on his cool face.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:41 No.8411008
    Fighting against the evil
    looking good for the people
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:42 No.8411031
    >>4th member? catachan maybe


    Leave your 40k out of this, this is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:42 No.8411032
    My vote is for Sprintgreek or Shark Juggler.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)00:42 No.8411034
    Definitely Iron Horse Samurai.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:44 No.8411065

    The Antipodal Pugilists shall give you all a right good thrashing! Especially the Heathen Chinee, no matter what shifty tricks he may pull.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:44 No.8411078
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:46 No.8411106
    Hey does anybody remember that chick with the big, sexy nose who posted pics of it in exchange for help on planning her first D&D campaign? 'Cuz she could be the female member of this team.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:47 No.8411139

    What about the Guardsman that stood up to Horus by himself without flinching in the slighest?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:48 No.8411145
    I don't get it. Why did you post a picture of two bears?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:49 No.8411158
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:50 No.8411178
    One's a brown, the other's a grizzly.

    The floor is now bears.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)00:50 No.8411186
    Despite the situation, it was all but impossible for Professor Badass to keep the smile off of his face. Cycle Sheik and the Iron Horse Ninja had gone shooting ahead of the rest of them and, true to fashion, had done more damage to one another than to the forces of ANTIBRO. Their motorcycles were barely holding together as they sat at the gate, waiting for the remainder of BROFORCE. Brother Sharp was the first to join them, stepping out of a shadow with a look of genuine disinterest on his face as he lit another cigarette. Professor Badass and Technoviking arrived soon after, already discussing what lay ahead. Brother Rose had been launching attacks from this fortress for nigh on a week, and he would pay for his crimes.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:50 No.8411187
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    Watermelon Lady can be wizard?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:52 No.8411206
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:54 No.8411267
    What about a real person?

    Because if we're using a guy in 40k who didn't flinch, let me tell you about my level 3 paladin who got face to face with Orcus without flinching...
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)00:57 No.8411322
    I agree with a team of three. If there's a fourth member, it should just be a temporary thing. Brother Sharp, Professor Badass, and Techno Viking just kind of have a thing going, you know?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)01:00 No.8411367

    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)01:01 No.8411411
    YES YES YES and totally YES
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)01:02 No.8411419
    ((Meant to use Iron Horse Samurai, not Iron Horse Ninja))
    With a final nod to their compatriots, Cycle Sheik and Iron Horse Samurai gunned the engines of their bikes and shot off in a growing cloud of dust and insults. They would be of no use to the others in the tight confines of Brother Rose's fortress.

    The question on the minds of BROFORCE as they moved through the gate was a simple one: Why had Brother Rose been attacking? When they heard that ANTIBRO had been launching raids, the expectation had been either Futureman or Commander Vanderhuge. Of their enemies, they were by far the most aggressive. The interrogations done by the Brothers Junglefuck could be trusted, though. Brother Rose had some twisted agenda of his own in the matter.

    Pushing through the gate, Techno Viking took point, cracking one of the many glowsticks kept in his pockets. It was more than enough for the lot of them to see, though Brother Sharp had no need of the light. He slid into the shadows, nothing of him visible but for the rosebud tip of his cigarette.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)01:03 No.8411436
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)01:03 No.8411445
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    Rooster Ninja as cameo.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)01:03 No.8411451
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    That man just doesn't JUGGLE SHARKS!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)01:05 No.8411477
    I say you guys just cool your shit and wait for the fourth member. I steadfastedly believe we need a female because sausagefests are done and sad. On the other hand, most of the people suggested here thus far would make epic guests/cameos.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)01:06 No.8411486
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    Puzzle Box here for fourth member.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)01:07 No.8411516
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    Banana man!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)01:09 No.8411545
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    Human torch for fourth member
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)01:15 No.8411660
    >>8408746 Professor B
    >>8408765 Brother Sharp
    >>8408780 Techno Viking

    >>8408925 Brother Rose
    >>8409223 Boss Negro
    >>8409815 Commander Vanderhuge

    >>8408793 Futureman
    >>8409285 Tobacco Urchin
    >>8409736 Teacosy
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)01:16 No.8411671
    Slowly, the trio began to realize that the building was empty. Long hallways were completely empty, and many of the workshops seemed like they had not been used in weeks. "Seems odd, doesn't it?" Brother Sharp's voice was accompanied by a slow, lazy coil of smoke from the shadows. "Even with all of the people outside, this place looks like a ghost town." Without speaking, the other two agreed. It fit Brother Rose, though. The men outside had all been trained guards, likely pulled from the forces of Commander Vanderhuge to serve as meatshields. Flamboyant and wasteful...very much the style of Brother Rose.

    As they rounded yet another corner, the trio began to hear the sounds of machinery. Using the whir and churn of industry, they quickened their pace to a run and moved toward the only set of lights in the hallway. As the distance to the doors shrank, melodic laughter began to trickle to their ears.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)01:26 No.8411854
    "Broforce...just in time," came the silky voice of their dapper enemy, Brother Rose. "Come in, come in. I don't want you to miss this." Slowly, the three stepped into the room, their forms illuminated by a massive set of computer displays. In front of them, the distinctive silhouette of Brother Rose stood, flanked by a scurrying team of ANTIBRO scientists.

    Techno Viking stepped forward, gritting his teeth as the glowstick exploded in his grip. "So what exactly do we have here?" Professor B stepped forward, laying a hand on Techno Viking's shoulder as a silent reminder to not charge headlong into a trap.

    "What we have here," Brother Rose sang, spinning his cane up onto his shoulder, "Is a tool to build my own little paradise." The machinery behind the panels continued to rumble, the definite sounds of assembly rolling out of its depths. "You could call it a Dream Machine, if you wanted."
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)01:32 No.8411957
    Brother Sharp spat out the spent nub of his cigarette, folding his arms over his chest as he did so. "Dream Machine? And what kind of sick dreams have you been having?"

    As Brother Rose opened his mouth to speak again, a red light set into the ceiling began to flash. The noise of the machinery raised to an incredible level as pieces began to move and slide apart. Mechanical arms in the ceiling began to slide, bearing racks of missiles and ammunition. "The kind of 'sick dreams' where I don't have to deal with you three as constant thorns in the side of ANTIBRO." Sounds of turbines began to rise from the center of the machinery as the ceiling opened, revealing the fading red sky of the evening. "And now that I've gotten my dream, it is time to show you an all new nightmare!" With a flick of his thumb, the top of his cane opened, revealing a glimmering gem of an activation switch. As he pressed it, a massive form rose form the machinery. The gusts coming from its turbines threw the scientists around, even sliding BROFORCE back in their stances. Brother Rose, though, was already rising fast on a zipline toward the massive construct.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)01:38 No.8412054
    In the next instant, a dozen floodlights hit the trio at the same time, forcing Techno Viking and Brother Sharp to cover their eyes. Professor B remained unphased, though, staring upward at the unholy hulk that was rising out of the factory. In a flash of premonition, he dove into his comrades, throwing them aside and out of the way of a burst of machine gun fire.

    A brief hiss preceded Brother Rose's voice as it projected through the loudspeakers of the massive craft. "Farewell, Broforce! I'm sure you'll enjoy your eternal slumber!" As they looked upward, a bay on the underside of the craft opened and a fast line lowered. Attached was a perfect orb and it was left on the ground as the ship rocketed away, throwing the Broforce back from its vectored thrust.

    When the dust cleared and the trio could see again, all three were able to see red numbers flashing across the orb. They were alone with the bomb now, the ANTIBRO scientists having made their escape with the Dream Machine.

    As the numbers slowly ticked down, Professor B, Techno Viking and Brother Sharp all began to laugh as they charged toward the device. A doomsday machine -and- a bomb poised to destroy them? All in a day's work.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)01:39 No.8412071
    This is some /co/ shit right here, and I am fine with that.

    /co/, infused with the awesome of /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)01:44 No.8412149
    This... this is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)01:46 No.8412178
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    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)01:49 No.8412223
    Just wondering if I hit the feel about right. Might do more writefagging on this story if it works.
    >> The Reinforcement Sage 03/05/10(Fri)01:53 No.8412282
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    Inquisitor Cale, you are a true bro.

    Put it there, bro, put it there.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)01:59 No.8412399
    Thanks, man. More projects to come, then.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)02:06 No.8412479

    Yeah, keep it up - and then lets archieve it.
    It's a story of 3 characters made out of sheer awesomeness, how could that NOT turn out awesome?
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)02:15 No.8412606

    As the Dream Machine shot away through the air, one of the many ANTIBRO technicians came running up to Brother Rose. "S-sir," the man stammered, his eyes remaining on Brother Rose's cane as he spoke, "C-commander Vanderh-huge is on the radio." Brother Rose snapped the radio out of the technicians hand and shoved him away with his cane, the technician almost tripping over himself to back away.

    "Vandey! What a pleasant surpr-"

    "I'll have none of your idiotic pleasantries," Vanderhuge barked, his voice ringing out of the radio piece and into the command deck. "You wasted my soldiers! You squandered years of training! You had better have a damn good explanation for this!"

    Once silence had again fallen, Brother Rose's quiet laughter was picked up by the receiver. "Vandey, I have something that will make you forget -all- about those soldiers. Compared to this, they were just toys." Still smiling as Vanderhuge shouted epithets and curses, Brother Rose put the receiver back on its hook, silencing the radio. All activity had ceased on the deck in the face of Vanderhuge's shouting and it immediately started again with the smiling face of Brother Rose.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)02:18 No.8412642

    Huh. Y'know, I think Vanderhuge's rant could have been a bit longer.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)02:19 No.8412653

    Err. Sorry, don't mind me. Just a part-time writefag. Carry on.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)02:21 No.8412676
    "Now, let's just see how the Broforce is dealing with my present." He casually pulled off his bowler and tossed it at one of the technicians, landing it masterfully on his head. "Bring up a screen of the factory." Frantically, the technician began to tap at his console. Swearing, he scrambled, trying to activate the screen. "I...I'm sorry, Brother Rose. I'm trying to get it up."

    Brother Rose stepped up to him, quietly tut tutting him. "I thought that I hired better men than this." He tapped his cane against the floor beside his seat, the man's eyes snapping to it. "I know for a fact that I hire better men." The man was still pounding at the board, trying to get the screen up. The smile faded from Brother Rose's face as he stepped back. "Too slow," he snarled, bringing his cane around hard. A slim blade extended from the tip as he swung, neatly popping the technician's head off. He picked his bowler up off of the man's head and pointed his cane at the next technician. "You have ten seconds to bring that display up."
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)02:27 No.8412787
    Oh, it was going to be longer. Had Brother Rose not cut him off, he would have gone into a Bond Villain style monologue.

    In a miracle born of fear, the screen was brought up shortly. Just as quickly as an aerial image of the factory came up, the smile returned to Brother Rose's face. "Splendid! Everyone, come watch as Broforce meets their end!" He kicked the still bleeding corpse of the technician out of its seat and dropped into the vacated chair, watching the scene as a child watches a parade. Not wishing to draw the ire of their leader, the technicians came scrambling to watch the screen. Brother Rose flipped open the tip of his cane, watching as a small timer ran down. "Aaaand...Three, two, one..." The screen was filled with the plume of an explosion and, as the smoke cleared, nothing was left of the factory but for a charred crater and a field of debris. Laughing giddily, Brother Rose leaped to his feet. "Gentlemen, make for ANTIBRO headquarters. I need to rub this one in Vanderhuge's face." The technicians scrambled to their stations quickly, all but for the one who had successfully brought up the terminal. He was left to drag away the corpse of the other man, thanking his lucky stars that Brother Rose's aim had been to his right.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)02:29 No.8412817

    >Oh, it was going to be longer.


    >Once silence had again fallen, Brother Rose's quiet laughter was picked up by the receiver.
    >Once silence had again fallen,
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)02:32 No.8412865
    -=Moments Prior=-
    The laughter that the Broforce had shared quickly faded into grim focus they came nearer to the device that the Dream Machine had left behind. Professor B began to check the surface, but was unable to find any seams in the shell. Brother Sharp had no more luck. As the two of them checked over the device, Techno Viking had begun to look through the machinery. Only a quiet metallic rustle had warned Professor B and Brother Sharp of his advance. The two of them dove clear as Techno Viking charged forward, slamming a solid six feet of steel crankshaft into the shell of the device. It had no effect other than to bend the shaft sharply around the impact point. All that Techno Viking could do in his defense against the accusing stares from his comrades was to shrug, laugh and drop the shaft.

    Together they stood around the device, watching as the timer dropped below one minute.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)02:34 No.8412890
    I suppose what I meant was at this point:
    >Still smiling as Vanderhuge shouted epithets and curses, Brother Rose put the receiver back on its hook
    Had Brother Rose not hung up the receiver, Vanderhuge would have gone on until he lost his voice.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)02:38 No.8412937

    Oh. Yeah, I meant earlier. I dunno, it just doesn't really seem like a rant, more like a complaint.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)02:44 No.8412986
    At this point, escape from the room seemed out of the question. The Dream Machine's escape had collapsed the hallway they had come in through and there were no exterior doors from the factory room. Just as the Broforce began to think that they had no escape, the ground beneath Brother Sharp's feet began to rumble. He leaped aside just as a massive drill punched through the metal floor. A moment later, as it was lifted aside, a familiar panting noise came from the hole along with a curl of smoke. Teacozy and Tobacco Urchin both popped their heads up, the dog's tail wagging madly while Tobacco Urchin remained as nonchalant as ever. "Are you assholes gonna come through here or are you gonna die like a bunch of bitches?" Needing no second bidding, they dove into the tunnel and ran with Teacozy leading the way. Tobacco Urchin joined them a moment later, lighting a new cigarette. When they had gone no more than a hundred yards, there was a loud thump and a rush of hot air behind them. "Just closing off the tunnel," Tobacco Urchin shouted, urging them farther down the tunnel.

    The full force of the Brother Rose's explosive hit them shortly after. Even with the end of the tunnel collapsed, the shock wave shook the ground around them. Techno Viking threw himself over Tobacco Urchin, shielding her against a cave in that likely would have killed her. As he rose, she shook her head and began to pick her way toward the rest of the group. "Idiot. I didn't need your help."
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)02:47 No.8413016

    This reminds me of a story my friend told me. He was a forward observer with the Marines and was stationed in Haiti when all those riots broke out years ago. Hundreds of people out in front of the American Embassy trying to bust through the gates.

    They has snipers on the building and observers watching the situation below. They would watch for people causing the most trouble and trying to storm the gates and were tasked with taking them out.

    My friend says he saw one guy with a baboon on a chain. The thing was pissed off and he was letting it jump on and tear the fuck out of random people and laughing at them.

    He called a hit on the baboon. A single shot later and the guy was staring speechless at this dead monkey at the end of his chain. He looked around in horror and took off into the crowd.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/10(Fri)02:48 No.8413024

    >> Inquisitor Cale !!TLjU8vp8jvg 03/05/10(Fri)02:55 No.8413092
    Here is the story so far. I'll probably have to continue later today. Rolling up on 2 AM and my brain is starting to lag.

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