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  • File : 1267647522.jpg-(70 KB, 1122x1779, ogryn1.jpg)
    70 KB Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:18 No.8382189  
    Ogryn. Fuckmothering Ogryn. The best damn fucking unit the game, fluff-wise. Giant brick humans with the intelligence and loyalty of dogs. Who can pick faggot Space Elves out of the air and crush their heads in with their GIGANTIC GUNS.

    Tell me your successes and failures with these fluff-awesome but crunch-questionable human bricks.

    My own 5th Edition Ogryn tore through a Tau battleline like a hot knife through butter. 2 Kroot squads and a Fire Warrior Squad before they even took a casualty. Granted, I'd tied up all his big stuff with my 40-strong Commissar/Priest Tarpits, so they pretty much had free reign.

    Worst I've done was with 4th Edition Ogryn. They got owned by the new Ork Codex, hard. 30-man Ork mob vs. 6 4th Edition Ogryn = raep.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:20 No.8382208
    OGRYN IS HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
    PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE ARE BABBIES
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:21 No.8382227
    >>8382208

    OM NOM NOM NOM
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:23 No.8382241
    >>My own 5th Edition Ogryn tore through a Tau battleline like a hot knife through butter.

    are we suppose to be impressed you beat tau in hth?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:25 No.8382263
    >>8382241

    >Are we supposed to be impressed that I'm not contributing to this thread in any meaningful way?

    Fixed that for you.

    MORE OGRYN!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:29 No.8382316
    Bump for MORE OGRYN!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:34 No.8382355
    MORE OGRYN ARE REQUIRED!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:34 No.8382357
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    Organ. Motherfucking Organ.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:37 No.8382382
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    >>8382189
    You.... you mean there are people that like ogryn besides me?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:38 No.8382397
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    You wanna know why I play IG? FUCKING OGRYNS THATS WHY!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:39 No.8382408
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:40 No.8382417
    >>8382382

    Yes, my brother. You are not alone.

    OGRYN LOVE!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:42 No.8382451
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:44 No.8382469
    My buddy has some really neat conversions of Gene-Stealer Cult Ogryns. Not particularly sure if that is fluffy but damn it looks nice.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:45 No.8382480
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    >Nork Deddog is a genius by Ogryn standards, he is also the only Ogryn to have ever been assigned directly to a Commissar. He is assigned to guard the life of Colonel Greiss, commander of the 2nd Catachan unit, and does so faithfully. He was selected by the Schola Progenium due to his ability to write his name(N is for Nork), count (to four), and even speak fluently and understand orders without hesitation or difficulty, this being a rare occasion in Ogryn development (the majority of Ogryns would find these tasks very difficult, if not impossible). He was taken out of the normal stream of warfare and underwent artificial mental enhancement (possibly the same process used in the creation of bone 'eads) as well as extensive training. He was then assigned to the 2nd Catachan under Colonel Greiss, who trusts Nork with his life and has been saved by his loyal bodyguard and friend on many occasions, notably the Disaster at Breakback Hill, where he pulled an entire damaged Chimera transport vehicle across the battlefield when asked by his Commander to retrieve a medi-kit. He then carried his wounded leader out of battle and to safety whilst being shot at by thousands of enemy troops and seemingly feeling no pain.

    >Commissar: Why didn't you just bring back the med kit?

    >Nork Deddog: It's too dark in there.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:47 No.8382508
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    GENTLEMEN,

    BEHOOOOOOOOOLD!

    It's the kindest, nicest, most faithful and loyal motherfucker in all of 40k.

    Such a bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:48 No.8382521
    >>8382480

    Ogryn. They'll drag a tank halfway across a battlefield because they're afraid of the dark.

    I wish I had an Ogryn as a friend. We'd go everywhere together. To Wal-Mart, where his smell would make sure I'd always get first dibs on the self checkout. We'd go to the club and I'd make bets with my friends on how long his 'date' would survive the night. Lucky, lucky women. Fucking my Ogryn buddy was the best and last night of their life.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:51 No.8382545
    >>8382480

    Nork Deddog has a commissar hat that is a gift from a commissar he protected through several campaigns. He wears it with pride.

    He doesn't fight for shiny buttons (read: medals), but for the sake of his friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:52 No.8382549
    Ogryn are probably the closest 40K comes to having a Lawful Good character.

    Even the Chaos Ogryn are reported as being Ogryn who've been fooled into thinking Khorne = The Emprah.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:52 No.8382550
    rolled 44, 31, 38, 34, 30 = 177

    big guns are better then less big guns
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:52 No.8382553
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    What, ogryns not GRIMDARK enough for you?
    Well how about some RENEGADE OGRYNS!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:53 No.8382563
    Ogryns rule!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:57 No.8382595
    >>8382549

    Wait, wut? More like Lawful Retarded.
    >> smoker 03/03/10(Wed)15:57 No.8382599
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    >>8382545
    OGRYNS FIGHT FOR THEIR FRIENDS.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)15:59 No.8382623
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    >>8382553
    Those Ogryn would go great supporting a Scavvie gang.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:00 No.8382643
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    OGRYNS!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:00 No.8382644
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    Wasn't there a pretty awesome Ogryn bodyguard in Dark Apostle?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:00 No.8382646
    >>8382623

    Those Ogryns are powered by 'slaught and Chaos. They won't be good for helpin' ANYBODY.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:02 No.8382664
    Love them, but they are too expensive for me because I want a decent chunk of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:03 No.8382678
    Gav Smith was part of the Imperial Guard. He was a Guardsman and this made Gav very happy. Gav liked being a Guardsman because then he could do the will of the Immortal God-Emperor and that was one of Gavs most favourite things to do in the whole world. Today it was Gavs turn to fetch the huge sack of potatoes from the food wagon and to peel them. Gav liked to do this because he also liked eating potato peal. The Commissar said Gav was a good Ogyrn because Gav did all the things that he was told to do. This made Gav very happy. The Commissar was not like other Commissars because he did not shout and shoot people for being scared of things like small spaces and the dark. This was good because Gav did not like small spaces and Gav was scared of the dark because that was when nightmares came to get you was in the dark. The Commissar was Gavs friend. The Commissar was not an Ogyrn like Gav and was really smart and could read and write and Gav could not do that because it was too hard, not even the Sarge could read long words. But the Commissar said that that was ok because Gav was better at killing orks than he was. This made Gav very happy because Gav liked to be useful.

    'Do you want to help peel the potatoes Bob?' asked Gav.

    Bob was one of Gavs friends. They had come from the same tribe on the planet Barakak. Gav missed his tribe. When the war against the Orks was over he would be able to go back home. Or if more than 10 years was over. It had been nearly 2 years and they had nearly won. The Commissar said this was because Gav and his friends were such good fighters and that they were making the Emperor happy by killing nasty orks. The Commissars name was Larrykin Von Kelvsetine but he said that Gav and his friends could call him Arry if they wanted to because they were all friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:03 No.8382681
    >>8382664

    Convert from Fantasy Ogre Bulls.

    BAM, fucking Ogryn.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:03 No.8382691
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:04 No.8382694
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    >>8382678
    Continuation:
    'Yes please.' Said Bob. Bob liked eating potato peel too.

    For breakfast it was mash potato and mushy peas. Gav did not like mushy peas. Peas should come in a pod and they should not be mushy. Gav had used to grow peas for his tribe. Gav missed his tribe. But he had such wonderful friends here as well. It was good to have friends. Especially when you had to kill orks. Gav killed orks with a big las-cannon. The Commissar said it was a gift from the Emperor so Gav kept it clean and shiny and made sure that he did not put it down somewhere and forget where. But some times he did. But then the Commissar would come and tell him where he had lost it and then he would tell Gav to not do it again. But Gav always did even though he never meant to. This made Gav sorry. Bob killed orks with a las-cannon as well but Bob did not lose his so much. Gav sometimes wished he was as good at not loosing things as Bob was. The Commissar did not have a big shiny gun like Gav. All Arry had was a small long-las-rifle but that was ok because the Arry was very small. Commissar Arry was very clever because had been everywhere and done everything. Once he had stood on a landmine and one of his legs was made of metal. And it went clonk when he kicked a stone. Gav was happy that his foot is not made of metal because it sounds cold.

    Bob liked having potato-peeling contests with Gav. Gav kept on loosing but Gav did not mind, because he was peeling potatoes for the Emperor.

    Pic related. It's Gav and Bob
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:04 No.8382696
    >>8382678

    I don't know whether to laugh, tear up, or brofist you through the Internet.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:04 No.8382705
    >>8382678

    . . .
    It's beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:05 No.8382718
    >>8382694
    >>8382678

    Gav and Bob need to be seen in battle. THIS MUST HAPPEN!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:10 No.8382784
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    >>8382678
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:11 No.8382797
    Gav loved fighting. He wished he was better at it. Whenever he sparred with Bob, he always ended up knocked out. But he didn't mind. He knew that Bob was helping him get better. And the better he got, the better Gav could serve the Immortal Emperor.

    Gav hated the small tank he had to ride in. Every time he was called to serve the Emperor, he had to ride in that scary, dark place. But it was all right, because Bob was there and he'd lead all the other Ogryn in a rousing chorus of "Da Empruh is Da Best". They only knew the chorus, anyway, but it helped the dark, tight place seem less scary.

    The flashing lights always made Gav happy. That meant he was going to serve his Emperor! That meant the door would open and he'd be able to shoot his gun. Gav loved his gun. He loved when he fired it and the enemy died. He'd hold down the trigger and shout at the enemy, making them die in the name of his Emperor, his best friend Bob right beside him. He liked Bob. Bob was his best friend.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:11 No.8382801
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    >>8382678
    >>8382694
    Here is a picture of Gav after the WAAAAAAAGH!!! was thwarted. He boarded the wrong ship when he was supposed to be going home and ended up being transfered to the Cadian 8th for the next 5 years.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:13 No.8382828
    >>8382678
    >>8382694
    >>8382797

    I'm listening to Piano of Yin from the Darker than Black OST whilst reading this, and it fits so well that I have a small manly tear for the Emprah in the corner of my eye.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:13 No.8382831
    >>8382480
    >>8382678
    >>8382694


    Manly fucking tears bigger than fists.
    We need a fucking army made of pure ogryns.
    Fuck, we need a Ogre kingdoms book for 40k.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:15 No.8382855
    >>8382797
    >>8382694
    >>8382678

    Cutest thing I've read today.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:15 No.8382859
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    >>8382831
    Yes! For fucks sake yes!

    Pic related. They walk amoung us.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:16 No.8382869
    >>8382797

    Gav had fought all kinds of enemies of the Emperor.

    His favorite were the Greenskins, cause they seemed to like fighting as much as Gav did. He knew to go for the big ones, the one who was hitting all the others. It was a race, to see who would kill the big one first. Bob usually won. If you killed the big one, the regular Orks would be easier to beat.

    The bugs scared Gav. They made him sick to his stomach, especially when he slammed the butt of his gun against their head and they blew up all over him. They smelled bad, and tasted bad. You couldn't cook bugs, not even the Stumpies could make them taste good. The pants stealers were the worst. Gav always made sure his belt was extra-tight when he fought pants stealers.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:18 No.8382902
    >>8382869

    FOOKING GENESTEALERS!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:19 No.8382918
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    >>8382869
    >pants stealers
    >jean stealers
    >genestealers
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:19 No.8382922
    >>8382869

    The humans who'd turned against the Emperor always made Gav extra angry. Why would they stop loving the Emperor? What did the Emperor do to them, except love them and protect them? Gav always loved killing bad humans. It made him feel good. Commissar Arry said that was good. Being angry against trayterrs was good. That made Gav happy. When Arry first told Gav that, he'd hugged Arry so hard he'd had to stay in the Medicae Hotel for a week. The food was really good when Gav visited.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:20 No.8382926
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    rolled 7, 3, 10, 10, 3, 10, 9 = 52

    >>8382869
    I cannot d'awwww hard enough
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:20 No.8382931
    >>8382869
    For Emperor's shake, I didn't expect that.
    Keep working soldier.
    >> Rastaland !HzwJN7quoQ 03/03/10(Wed)16:21 No.8382948
    This story is so sweet my teeth are hurting.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:22 No.8382952
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    If something bad happens to Gav I'm going to smack this writefag
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:23 No.8382962
    >>8382922

    Gav had only faced the metal heads once, but he knew that he never wanted to do it again. No matter how hard you hit them, they'd just get back up again. It wasn't fair. Every other enemy was kind enough to die when you showed them how bad they were. The metal heads were cheaters, coming back to life like that. Bob said that Arry said that his professor Kain at the big school was scared of the metal heads. Gav didn't believe him. Commissars aren't scared of anything, and Kain is some kind of Super Commissar. He must melt metal heads with his eyes or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:23 No.8382965
    Gav now needs a metal model to go on sale. I'd buy it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:23 No.8382972
    >>8382922
    1) Their commissar must love him because he didn't have Gav sent on a suicide run for fucking up his ribs
    2) Gav can eat anything. ANYTHING. If he can eat hospital food. Sweet lord.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:24 No.8382983
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    >>8382962
    As a Necron player, I approve of this comment.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:24 No.8382984
    >>8382962

    Bonus points for Cain reference.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:26 No.8383005
    >>8382984

    Do I detect a backhanded Yarrick reference as well?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:26 No.8383006
    >>8382962

    Gav hated the Elders. They were like shiny bugs. You'd almost get your hands on them and they'd slip through your fingers. Their little arrows hurt, too. Bob was better at fighting Elders than Gav. He'd back them into a corner and crush their mushy bodies with his bare hands. 'Dey break easy once ya korner 'em.' Bob would say, shiny blood covering his uniform. That made Gav smile. He missed Bob. Bob always made him smile.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:26 No.8383010
    Gav was there the day that Arry died.

    One day Gav and Bob and all their friends had gone for a walk. They were walking through a forest. Gav liked the forest because it smelled like home. Arry was walking at the back of them. He always did this to make sure none of them got lost. Gave once got lost. It had made him scared. Arry never got lost. He was really smart like that.

    But then an ork all dressed like a tree shot him. Gave did not see it happen. He could not stop it. The sound of Arry dying had warned them all. They had killed the nasty orks with the big guns the Emperor had given them. But Arry was dead.

    They took him back to the camp to see if the flesh fixer could fix him. He tried but Arry had already gone to the Emperor. This made the whole tribe sad. Everyone in the tribe liked Arry. Arry was smart.

    They dug a hole for Arry to sleep in. Bob was the priest of the tribe so Bob said the death words over the place where Arry slept.

    The whole tribe wept. They did not weep for Arry because Arry was with the Emperor. They wept for them selves because they had been left behind.
    >> "Her Majesty's Holy Royal Empire" !UdAJMskFsE 03/03/10(Wed)16:26 No.8383011
    >>8382962
    there a bunch of cheaters!

    >No matter how hard you hit them, they'd just get back up again. It wasn't fair. Every other enemy was kind enough to die when you showed them how bad they were

    i loled hard!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:27 No.8383013
    He must melt metal heads with his eyes or something.

    No, that is Jurgen.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:28 No.8383026
    So.. can i use Ogryn in my ork army? Make up some fluff and whatnot of course and have them use green warpaint. Im sure this has been asked before.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:29 No.8383030
    >>8383010
    oh god the manly tears
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:29 No.8383036
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    >>8383010
    feels bad man
    >> "Her Majesty's Holy Royal Empire" !UdAJMskFsE 03/03/10(Wed)16:31 No.8383046
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    >>8383010
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:32 No.8383058
    Yeah. There is even some mentions of ogyrns in WAAAGHS!.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:32 No.8383059
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    >>8383010
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:32 No.8383060
    TYPE TYPE TYPE MAN I HAVE TO HEAR MORE BUT I HAVE CLASS FROM 4:40 TO 6PM FUUUU /tg/ DO NOT LET THE TALE OF GAV FADE INTO NOTHINGNESS FOR THOSE WHO WILL COME LATER.

    REQUESTING FOR AN ARCHIVAL.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:32 No.8383062
    >>8383026
    They aren't in the codex.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:32 No.8383063
    >>8383010
    >>8383006
    Pretty sure those are two separate people, the one with Arry dieing had typo's on Gav's name and both were posted at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:32 No.8383067
    >>8383006
    >>8383010

    Losing Arry was bad. But losing Bob made Gav sadder than ever.

    Bob was the reason Gav hated demons as much as he did. He'd fought them before, and he'd found them all to be so confusing. Some of them were easy, charging or shambling forward with big swords or small daggers. They broke easy. The skinny ones were like Elder, but they made Gav feel weird. Look at them was like looking at a girl Ogryn after Gav had learned what they were for. But they broke easier than the redskin or rotting demons, once you could stop them from dancing.

    The last demons were the kind that took Bob. He hated them most of all. He hated their laughing at him.

    They'd surprised them after Bob and Gav had been leading their new Commissar- Gav could never remember his name- into a church to the Emperor. Gav had a headache the whole time. They'd made the place bad. They'd broken statues of the Emperor and carved a weird flame all over the church.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:33 No.8383072
    >>8383063
    That's been obvious for a while. Does it matter?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:33 No.8383074
    >>8383006
    >>8383010

    OH GOD ARRY'S DEAD AND BOB'S PROBABLY DEAD TOO

    WHY EMPEROR WHY?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:33 No.8383078
    >>8383067
    THOSE FUCKING TZEENCHIES NOOOO
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:35 No.8383094
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    >>8383067
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    >>8383010

    I knew this was going to be a tear-jerker.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:36 No.8383112
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    LIVE FOR THE EMPEROR
    DIE FOR YOUR BROTHERS
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:38 No.8383131
    >>8383067

    That's when the demons had attacked. They'd burned the Commissar before any of Gav's group could reacte. They looked like water that had grown faces. Looking at those faces made Gav's nose bleed. Gav would never forget those faces.

    Bob rushed into the thick of things, like he always did. Bob was always that way, charging forward for the Emperor, killing his enemies. Bob was good at that. He was a good friend.

    The water demons were fast, really fast. They jumped back and burned Bob to a crisp, but Bob didn't die like the Commissar. Gav sometimes felt bad that he couldn't remember the Commissar's name. He hoped someone remembered the Commissar's name.

    Bob caught one of the water demons with his hands and ripped it apart. It was pink before, and it had been happy. Laughing. Now the two pieces were blue, and they weren't happy anymore. They attacked Bob and bit at him. The other tribe had started killing the other water demons, but they were too late.

    Bob's last words always made Gav sad. "I'm gonna miss the potatah skins..." Gav beat the blue water demons until he was slamming his hands into the floor of the church. He kept it up until he realized his hands were bleeding. He kept doing it until he realized he was crying. He kept crying until the General had found them.

    Gav still misses Bob. Bob was a good friend.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:39 No.8383144
    >>8383131
    I am for srs crying now. God dammit.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:40 No.8383150
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    >>8383131
    NOOOO
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:40 No.8383151
    >I'm gonna miss the potatah skins

    Oh god you`re ruthless.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:41 No.8383159
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    >>8383131
    >> "Her Majesty's Holy Royal Empire" !UdAJMskFsE 03/03/10(Wed)16:42 No.8383180
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    >>8383131
    nooooooooooo!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:45 No.8383218
    >>8383131
    THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE THE END. THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE THE MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED END.
    >> Entath (Droxxor) 03/03/10(Wed)16:46 No.8383226
    >>8383131
    There are not enough TT's or QQ's in the world.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:46 No.8383227
    >>8383131

    Gav had never wanted to kill one of his friends. The General was a friend. But he wanted to kill the General once. He wanted to kill the General when he said that Bob needed to be burned.

    The tribe had their ways. Bob needed to be honored and buried, like all good friends. But the General said that Bob's body was sick. That if they didn't burn it that those water demons could come back.

    They burned Bob's body right there in that church. But not before Gav got his tribe together and gave him a short, proper funeral.

    Gav was Bob's best friend. His other tribesmen let him give the last words.

    "Bob wuz a good friend. He liked to fight. He liked potato skins. He was a good soldier fer da Empruh. Now he's wif dah Emprah." Then one of the General's friends burned Bob's body right there in the Emperor's church.

    Now whenever Gav peels potatoes, he thinks of Bob. It doesn't hurt as bad anymore. Now he smiles and remembers how good a friend Bob was. Bob always mad Gav smile. Even when he was dead, he could make Gav smile.

    Gav couldn't eat another potato skin. It didn't taste good anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:48 No.8383255
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:49 No.8383270
    Archive it for GREAT JUSTICE!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:49 No.8383272
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    >>8383227
    >Gav couldn't eat another potato skin. It didn't taste good anymore..
    FUCKING GODDAMNIT
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:49 No.8383273
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    >Gav couldn't eat another potato skin. It didn't taste good anymore
    >> Entath 03/03/10(Wed)16:49 No.8383275
    >>8383227
    Chuck Norris's beard is weeping.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:50 No.8383281
    >>8383227
    We dun't fight fer the Emprah no more. We fightz fer Bob...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:50 No.8383287
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    >"Bob wuz a good friend. He liked to fight. He liked potato skins. He was a good soldier fer da Empruh. Now he's wif dah Emprah."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:50 No.8383292
    >but crunch-questionable
    they are not 'questionable', but shit-tastic. This is unfortunate, but those are the facts
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:50 No.8383293
    >>8383227

    One of the two writefags here, and I think this is where I stop. I'm fucking crying in my beer. I mean, I know this is 40K, and it should be GRIMDARK, but I feel like I've fucking killed a puppy or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:52 No.8383315
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    >>8383227
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:52 No.8383319
    >>8383293
    First writefag here

    YES YOU FUCKING HAVE!

    NOT BOB!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:52 No.8383325
    I will now sculpt a gravestone out of greenstuff and use as terrain or objective marker. On the stone, it will be written:
    BOB
    EH LIEKD TEH POTATA SKINS
    >> "Her Majesty's Holy Royal Empire" !UdAJMskFsE 03/03/10(Wed)16:52 No.8383326
    >>8383293
    HE IS A PUPPY...

    a puppy that fights for the emperah
    >> MagicJuggler !sMYbIFo6TI 03/03/10(Wed)16:52 No.8383330
    >>8382208
    Now am tempted to use Nork to represent Heavy Weapons Guy. (The Spy would either be Marbo or a Callidus).
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:52 No.8383331
    I'm having a blast here, but then again, I'm a decadent Eurfag.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:53 No.8383332
    >>8383293
    You haven't. You've helped to birth a legend, the legend of Bob and Gav. Please, continue. To stop now is heresy.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:53 No.8383342
    BOB SHALL RETURN

    AS

    BOB

    SON OF BOB
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:53 No.8383343
    >>8383293
    It's okay, it was great story
    heck, I'm gonne convince my GM to let me play an ogryn in DH next time
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:53 No.8383344
    needs an entry on 1d4chan
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:54 No.8383347
    >>8383319

    I'M SORRY! OH, BOB! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! OH EMPEROR, WHAT HAVE I DONE!?! D,:
    >> "Her Majesty's Holy Royal Empire" !UdAJMskFsE 03/03/10(Wed)16:54 No.8383348
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    >>8383332
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:54 No.8383358
    YOU BASTARDS.

    ...save this thread. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:55 No.8383371
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    >>8383348
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:55 No.8383374
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    >>8383227

    Mmm, so sorry, 'Gav'.. But the Changer of Ways dictates change, and you didn't really think such a.. tiny thing as Bob could last forever, did you?

    But I know you're sad, Gav. We all do. That's why you should come with us.. We'll be your friends, Gav. And we never die. And you'll never die. And you can be happy, forever.

    You'll laugh, too, Gav. Just like they laughed. Until the end of time.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:55 No.8383375
    The Bell of Lost Souls sound that day for Bob's soul.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:56 No.8383379
    >>8383227

    Gav remembered the day he found the bad man who'd brought the water demons to the world. He would never forget that day. It was a week after Bob had been burned at the church. Bob was a good friend.

    The bad man had made an entire planet stop loving the Emperor. He was one of the Space Marines that had stopped loving the Emperor. He was blue and gold and made Gav's head hurt when he spoke. Gav hated him more than anything he'd felt about before.

    Except how much he liked Bob.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:56 No.8383386
    >>8382595

    A small mind is easily filled with faith.
    >> Entath 03/03/10(Wed)16:56 No.8383387
    IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR, ARCHIVE THIS THREAD!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:56 No.8383393
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    >>8383358
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:57 No.8383408
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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:59 No.8383426
    >>8383379

    The bad man had taken over one of the big churches on the planet. He was killing people to make more water demons. Gav wanted to stop him. He wanted to make the bad man pay for killing Bob. Bob had been such a good friend. Gav would make the bad man pay.

    A lot of Gav's human friends died to get to the bad man. The bad man had brought his friends with him. His friends killed a lot of Gav's friends. That only made Gav hate the bad man more. His fellow Guardsman slowly made it closer to the big church. Gav wasn't scared of his small tank anymore. He was angry. He would make the bad man pay.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)16:59 No.8383427
    >>8383374
    Yeah, this isn't going to end well for you. You made Gav hungry. Hungry for the Emperor's justice.
    >> Entath 03/03/10(Wed)16:59 No.8383436
    >>8383374
    SILENCE, HERETIC!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:03 No.8383484
    >>8383426

    "Foolish dullard. You hardly deserve to be considered sentient." The bad man used big words. His voice made Gav's head hurt. His eyes bled, but he continued to try to run towards the bad man.

    Gav's tank had been blown up, and a lot of his friends were dead. They'd been good friend, but not as good as Bob. Bob was Gav's best friend. Gav would make the bad man pay.

    The bad man was as big as Gav. He was standing on top of a big set of stairs, right at the entrance to the church. He made Gav's human friends die with lightning. And he laughed. Gav hated it when the bad man laughed. He wanted to make the bad man shut up forever.

    The bad man struck Gav with the lightning. It hurt. It hurt real bad. Gav almost stopped running up the stairs. But then he remembered Bob. Bob wouldn't stop running. Bob would keep going. Gav wanted to be like Bob. Gav wanted to make the bad man pay.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:03 No.8383493
    >>8383426
    Oh God, some bad guy is gonna be pealed like a potato...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:03 No.8383494
    Gav: "Gen'rl I gotta kill the watah demons!"
    Genral: "NO GAV YOU ARE THE DAEMONS!"
    and themn Gav was a Zum Bay
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:04 No.8383500
    >>8383484
    FOR THE EMPEROR
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:06 No.8383533
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    Oh GOD, this THREAD

    *BAWLS*
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:07 No.8383544
    >>8382801
    What a funky chaos hairstyle!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:08 No.8383550
    Gav would always remember the day he walked with little godlings. The bad men in the blue and gold armour we hard to kill and they used heresy and magic. The made Gav hate them. Gav heard whispering in his head. They whispered how he could have everything he ever wanted. But they had nothing he wanted. They had taken a friend from him. Gav roared at them and the bad men had died when he shot them. They could not whisper to him, his mind was too full of the Emperors love. But they were too hard to kill and they kept coming back.

    But the Emperor had sent his children to help him. The Emperor had a lot of children and they were all very strong. All of the Emperors children were little godlings. Gav and the tribe fought with them. They were very hairy and had teeth that were just like gavs teeth. They had armour just like the bad men but it was grey and blue. Gav wished he could wear armour like that.

    When the war was over the godlings in the grey armour gave gifts to the tribe. They said the Emperor loved them very much.

    Then they sang songs for the dead.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:08 No.8383558
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    >>8383427

    Oh, do make me laugh! Your little pet has nothing. No power, no voice in the warp, just pure idiot strength.

    Enough to rend one of my myriad lesser servants? Of that I have no doubt. Perhaps even one of our armored legions. But me? A Lord of Change? A Greater Daemon of the Most Exalted Changer of Ways, the Many-Colored Flame of the Warp?

    Ha! That, my mortal friend, I would very much like to see. I would burn that musclebound moron just as his so-called friends burned the only human that ever cared about him.

    And no-one in your vaunted Imperium would ever morn the passing of a warped.. little.. MUTANT!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:08 No.8383559
    No other unit deserves to get drastically improved than Ogryn. Nobody.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:08 No.8383564
    I always like to imagine that the Leman Russ Punisher (the one with the Heavy 20 cannon) is being crewed by Ogryn, since the gun is basically 7 Ripper guns stuck together, stats-wise.
    >> Disciple of Tzeentch 03/03/10(Wed)17:09 No.8383572
    You tell 'em Boss!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:09 No.8383574
    >>8383227
    >Gav couldn't eat another potato skin. It didn't taste good anymore.

    ...don't cry don't cry don't cry...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:09 No.8383575
    >>8383484

    "Evolution has left you behind, scum. It's a pity you're too unintelligent to understand just how foolish you are." The bad man wouldn't stop talking. Gav swung his big fists at him, but the bad man was fast. Faster than Gav thought he should be. Gav was getting tired, trying to hit him.

    The bad man hit him with his big staff. Gav went flying into a statue of the Emperor, shattering it. He felt bad. He wanted to apologize to the Emperor for breaking his statue, but he couldn't catch his breath. His entire body hurt. He'd never hurt so bad in his life.

    The bad man was kneeling beside him. He grabbed Gav's neck and squeezed.

    "I pity you, poor creature. For this, you shall get the kindness of a quick death."

    Gav lifted himself up suddenly and headbutted the bad man.

    "You killed Bob!" He shouted. He grabbed the bad man by the throat and lifted him up, driving his fist into the bad man's stomach. "You killed Bob!" The bad man shot lightning at him, but Gav hardly felt it. He was angry. Bob was a good friend, and the bad man's demons had killed him. Gav would make the bad man pay.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:11 No.8383598
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    >>8383558
    CHILL OUT.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:11 No.8383602
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    >This thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:12 No.8383623
    >>8383575
    Shit yes he will! FUCK YEAH OGRYNS.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:12 No.8383625
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    >>8383558

    You shall be peeled like the potato you are.

    FOR THE EMPEROR!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:13 No.8383635
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    >>8383575

    FUCKING FINISH HIM, F-for BOBBBBBB!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:14 No.8383651
    This thread is made of awesomeness and Gav.


    FUCKING ARCHIVE AND 1D4CHAN IT
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:15 No.8383664
    >>8383651
    Already archived on sup/tg/. I made sure of that. Someone else'll have to write up the wiki page though, I've get to get to work.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:16 No.8383679
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    >>8383575

    END HIM GAV, FOR BOB, FOR THE EMPEROR!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:17 No.8383684
    >>8383575

    The bad man kicked and punched at Gav, but Gav wouldn't let go. His arms hurt from holding the bad man up.

    "You killed Bob!"

    He tossed the bad man onto his stomached and jumped on top of him, grabbing his strange helmet and slamming his head down into the concrete. Again and again and again.

    "You killed Bob!" SLAM

    "You KILLED BOB!" SLAM

    "YOU KILLED BOB!" SLAM. Gav was crying now. Bob had been a good friend.

    "YOU KILLED BOB!" SLAM. The bad man wasn't moving now.

    "YOU KILLED BOB" SLAM. The bad man's helmet was leaking this strange powder.

    "YOU KILLED BOB!" SLAM. SLAM. SLAM. SLAM.

    He was still slamming the empty armor into the ground when the Emperor's grey children came. His skin was burned and blackend, his eyes were bleeding as he cried, and every bone in his hands were broken.

    But he'd made the bad man pay.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:17 No.8383685
    >>8383664

    WORLDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE AWESOME

    Only a million adepts, working for a million years, could get near to one millionth of an accurate description of this tale that will roar down the ages.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:18 No.8383700
    >>8383684
    The End.
    >> "Her Majesty's Holy Royal Empire" !UdAJMskFsE 03/03/10(Wed)17:19 No.8383717
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    >>8383684
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:19 No.8383722
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    >>8383684
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:20 No.8383730
    >>8383684

    Yes. This is the true end.

    Rest in peace, Bob. May you have all the potato skins you want with the Emprah.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:20 No.8383734
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    >>8383684

    That'll do Gav...That'll do.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:20 No.8383735
    Bob... Arry.... Gav.... names that will live on in legend
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:20 No.8383736
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    >>8383684
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:21 No.8383754
    Thanks for your request.
    It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
    This thread has been requested 2 times now.
    >> "Her Majesty's Holy Royal Empire" !UdAJMskFsE 03/03/10(Wed)17:22 No.8383765
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    >>8383735
    >>8383730
    i cried man... I CRIED!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:22 No.8383766
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    >>8383684
    I... I think I have something in my eye.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:22 No.8383767
    >>8383754

    Main writefag here.

    How does I help archive thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:24 No.8383781
    >>8383684

    And it said that on that day, the mummified corpse of the emperor shed a single, impossible tear.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:24 No.8383784
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    >>8383684

    Ha! You- ..Wait.. What is this.. This strange fluid, leaking from my eyes.. I.. Never..

    Oh, Gav, you foolish little creature. Go.. Go and live your life. And never forget Bob. I know I won't.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:25 No.8383795
    >>8383767
    It's already archived, don't worry.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:25 No.8383796
    First Writefag here....

    I still can not believe that people actuely liked it.

    I stuck it on fanfiction.net under the heading 40k Shorts once and it was largely ignored.

    Thank you all who read it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:26 No.8383798
    I cried. Hard.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:26 No.8383801
    >>8383767
    1. Go to http://4chanarchive.org/
    2. Click 'request interface' on the left.
    3. Copy+Paste 8382189 into request bar.
    4. Fill out CAPTCHA.
    5. Select /tg/ as board.
    6. Press button.
    7. ????
    8. PROFIT!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:26 No.8383806
    >>8383754
    we use suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com here on /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:26 No.8383808
    >>8383796

    Second writefag here. It was a good start. I'm glad I could help to make it so much more.

    >>8383795

    Link, pl0x.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:26 No.8383809
    >>8383796

    because fanfiction.net is entirely a mary sue and yaoi farm.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:27 No.8383815
    >>8383801
    derp

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:27 No.8383819
    Masterfully done. I have tears in my eyes.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:27 No.8383824
    Not even Fuklaw could find anything heretic about Bob and Gav. They're as pure as they come.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:27 No.8383830
    >>8383796

    *splutters* You're a legend man ... you've touched all our hearts..... we're all hard-bitten, cynical nerd fantasy-warriors who've never shied away from the horror and monsterousness of the wars we fought and our own souls ... but this .... *sobs*
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:27 No.8383831
    >>8383796
    Link. Now.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:30 No.8383869
    >>8383831
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3829015/1/40k_shorts

    Here.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:32 No.8383902
    >>8383869
    You = God.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:36 No.8383946
    Wellp, seems like this thread is going to die. As it should. Thanks for reading. I'll be reposting the archive tomorrow and see if we can't get some drawfags to make some content for the inevitable 1d4chan page. Which Bob deserves.

    Ave Bob.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:37 No.8383953
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:38 No.8383967
    ...and then gav ripped a chaos space marine in half with hi bare hands. That's because the Emperor was with him.
    Remember kids, the tale of the brave little ogryne!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:38 No.8383970
    >>8383801
    we are up to 4 requests

    any more?
    and how many are needed?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:38 No.8383977
    >>8383953

    Behold, Bob's eternal reward.

    That isn't cloth on her head. It's potato skins. Or as Bob calls it, "foreplay."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:40 No.8384002
    >>8383977
    Nobody deserves a busty woman covered in potato skin more than Bob. Nobody.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:41 No.8384009
    Secret cheese tactic for Ogryns.

    Al raheem + unit of Ogryns.

    "Like the wind!" Cast on Ogrys.

    They get to move 6"
    Fire their guns at 18"
    consolidate 1d6"
    charge 6"

    Congratulations, Ogryns with S5 assault 3 shotguns who have fleet of foot and can fire in addition to charging.
    >> Commissar F 03/03/10(Wed)17:41 No.8384012
    BOB AND GAW MUST BE SHOT FOR HERESY!

    THEY HAVE LED MANY A FAITHFUL CITIZEN TO IDOLIZE THEM OVER THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR

    I DO NOT SEE TEARS BEING SHED FOR THE EMPEROR BUR FOR, BOB AND GAW...

    WE CANNOT HAVE THIS AMOUNT OF HERESY IN AN AREA... UNDER MY AUTHORIZATION GAW IS TO BE SHOT ON SIGHT
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:42 No.8384025
    >>8384012
    His name was Gav dickbutt. And by honoring gav and bob you honor the emprah
    >> Her Majesty's Holy Royal Empire 03/03/10(Wed)17:42 No.8384034
    >>8384009
    I LOVE YOU

    >>8384012
    you sir are a dick...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:43 No.8384051
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    this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:44 No.8384054
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    >>8384012

    This man is an inposter.

    Even Fuklaw takes his hat off to Gav and Bob. Their faith is the most pure because it is unquestioned.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:44 No.8384055
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCPFag85U-c&fmt=18

    Just... don't say anything. Just reread the tale of Gav whilst listening to this. Just do it. For Gav.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:44 No.8384065
    >>8384012
    You are not commisar Fuklaw.
    Shut up.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:45 No.8384081
    >>8384009
    For added affect, add a Primaris Psyker to buff the unit and increase leadership to help the order through.
    >> Grand Master Writefaggitus 03/03/10(Wed)17:45 No.8384082
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    >>8384012

    Hello.

    You seem to think you have some sort of authority.

    Allow me to illuminate you to the truth.

    Gav and Bob are Holy Saints of the Emperor's Will.

    The Grey Knights have spoken.
    >> Her Majesty's Holy Royal Empire 03/03/10(Wed)17:46 No.8384088
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    >>8384055
    I BALLED EVEN MORE

    OOH BOB AND GAV... WHY OOH WHY

    you will be remembered
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:46 No.8384093
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    My ogryns. I cringe at how bad I was at painting flesh back then.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:47 No.8384101
    >>8384055
    too sappy.

    This more like. Just do it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reOLeLX0Q9U
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:48 No.8384113
    >>8384055

    I...I...

    ;-; Emperor dammit...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:49 No.8384132
    >>8384055

    Bob's death scene.

    >>8384101

    And here is the soundtrack for Gav's Roaring Rampage of Revenge.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:50 No.8384147
    I have found a home for Gav after the Adeptus Commisariant remove him bro excessive AWESOMENESS!

    http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/index.php?showtopic=177504
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:50 No.8384156
    "It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, we rather should thank God´╗┐ that such men lived!" - George S. Patton.

    I THINK YOU MEAN THE EMPRAH, PATTON.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:53 No.8384183
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    god damn it, only you guys can make me cry like this
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:53 No.8384192
    >>8384051
    NO MAN WHO DIED FOR THE EMPEROR DIED IN VAIN!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:55 No.8384210
    >>8384132
    Nah, the first one fits but the song for Gav's epic roidrage of revenge should be this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3jnN6tx9F4&fmt=18
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)17:55 No.8384221
    >>8384156

    not only the Emprah my friend not only the Emprah
    >> Her Majesty's Holy Royal Empire 03/03/10(Wed)17:58 No.8384270
    >>8384210
    we need a more hard core one for BOB's death
    and how they burned him

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTVm2H5JXck
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:01 No.8384314
    Now Bob is with Ollanius Pius in Terra, remembering the old times.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:01 No.8384327
    Reading the story of Gav and Bob. At first i was all
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8YCSJpF4g4

    but then

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go7oFoAJta8

    and then i was like

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpNGx0e--iA
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:01 No.8384328
    >>8384009

    By making Ogryns useful, you're doing the Emperor's work. Bless you.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:03 No.8384355
    >>8384314

    "W...Where am I?"

    "Don't worry, big guy. You're with friends."

    "Friends?"

    "Yeah. Sit up, big guy. Here, have some fried potato skins."

    "Thanks...whatsyer name?"

    "Ollanius."

    "Bob."

    "Nice to meet you, Bob."

    "Who is...the big...man..."

    "OH, BOB. I THINK YOU KNOW WHO I AM."

    "Em....Emp..."

    "YES, BOB. WELCOME HOME."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:03 No.8384361
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    Truely Gav is a hero who's name must be remembered through out the ages.

    And now you too can honor Gav in style with this Limited Edition Gav Head Potatos! These Blessed Potatos have been craved by only the finest craftsmen to resemble the Ogryn hero of Mankind, Gav. Carry the blessing of Gav for only 299.99 Thrones!

    Order now, stocks are Limited.
    >> Her Majesty's Holy Royal Empire 03/03/10(Wed)18:04 No.8384370
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    >>8384355
    why did i shed a tear at that...
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:06 No.8384417
    >>8384355

    FUCK YOU!

    How many times do you want to make me cry today!?! HOW MANY!?!?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:08 No.8384445
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    I can't find a picture to show how much I am bawlin' right now, so have this instead.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:09 No.8384453
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    >>8384445

    And one more Ogryn.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:09 No.8384464
    BLESSED BE THE MIND TOO SMALL FOR DOUBT
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:10 No.8384471
    >>8384361
    I love ratlings.

    My next character is going to be a ratling.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:10 No.8384473
    /tg/ loves ogryns

    but do you love ratlings

    they're like tiny ogryns
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:12 No.8384512
    >>8384355

    I see Bob, tears flowing down his face, sitting on the Emperor's lap. They're eating fried potato skins together. The Emperor is laughing.

    Fuck, I'm not a good enough drawfag to draw this.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:12 No.8384513
    >>8384473

    Ratlings kill the incarnation of Death and doesn't afraid of anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:14 No.8384538
    >>8384473

    No they're not. They're cowardly and horny. That's not the same thing as loyality and child-like innocense.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:15 No.8384554
    >>8384473

    Ogryn are the loveable boys who you hang with because they never grow up. They always want to make a pillow fort, play video games, and girls are pemanently icky to them.

    Ratlings, on the other hand, are the awesome college-age guy who'll get you porn, booze, and anything else you want. And he's a fuckawesome cook, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:17 No.8384574
    >>8384538
    They're short and they eat alot.

    ogryns are tall and eat alot

    they the same
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:17 No.8384585
    >>8384554
    >Ratlings, on the other hand, are the awesome college-age guy who'll get you porn, booze, and anything else you want. And he's a fuckawesome cook, too.

    That, and I love sniper rifles. The only thing that's keeping me from being a Ratling is that I'm 6' 2".
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:17 No.8384587
    >>8384453
    except for the belly, that's one handsome fellow.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:18 No.8384599
    >>8384574
    Space Marines are tall and in power armour.
    Chaos Space Marines are tall and in power armour.

    Obviously, they're exactly the same!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:20 No.8384636
    >>8384471
    someone mentioned how to make plastic ogryn.
    anyone has any idea for plastic ratling?
    I was thinking fantasy goblin... but there will need to be lots of work and putty
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)18:21 No.8384661
    >>8384636

    Just get the metal ones. They're comparatively inexpensive and look good, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)19:08 No.8385407
    This thread was awesome and many manly tears were shed for this brave servants of The Emprah.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/10(Wed)19:36 No.8385792
    . . . I came back. . . And I read it again. And it was good.



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