Fuck it, this was a bitch to set up. I am dropping the arc I was trying to due so I can get back to the story. You lot have waited long enough.We are gonna have a few different interlewds tonight then I will pick up tomarrow with Anon's pov.>>76228931>>76273695>Uncharted Garden World, toward the Halo Stars.>Magnus and his legion are restocking on food and water, readying for another outing into the Halo Stars to find the 20th primarch(s).>While the Fleet staff and menials gather supplies and goings on Magnus and a few of his Legions newest Order prepare.>"Are you sure Brother Regus is ready for the Anonite Codex, Father? The visions are... hard on the mind.">He hears his geneson's words and sighs.>"Regus has been properly vetted and was with Anon for several cults being purged. He is strong. This will be our last chance to induct him into the Anonites safely for possibly years as we look for my brother.">"Then let him not be found wanting.">The Primarch and his four accompanying Marines prepare the prefab warehouse being used for this ritual.>Incense is burned, wards raised, and the bindings for Regus set.>Magnus gently tap the book chained to his armor.>The Anonite Codex, the tome the Primarch himself sealed the vision of the Dark Future Anon saw.>The future the Anonites themselves had been founded to stop at all costs. These four were the only current members. Magnus had them removed from all other Legion rankings, to the shock of many of his sons.>"Thadic, bring him in."
>>77635575>Said Marine bangs on one of the side doors twice.>Regus enters the main room, wearing only linen robes.>He walks to the restraints and kneels.>"Sire, I am ready.">Magnus nods and wordlessly Regus is striped by his brothers and anointed in oils and handed a mouth-guard. Regus is then secured in the bindings.>Magnus the steps forward as he prepares the Codex.>As the text opens the temperature plummets, the air feels unnaturally heavy.>"Regus you will have your eyes open to the truth of what my Father fights, you will soon understand the approaching Darkness and know the Great Burden his Cupbearer carries.">In unison the four brothers stomp their boots twice and shout.>""WE ARE THE SHIELD THAT GUARDS THE REALMS OF MAN!!"">"Stay strong, Regus." Magnus then places the Codex above the restrained Marine, it hovers in place above his head.>Regus lets loose a crazed scream.
>>77635724>Regus had been honored to be offered a special post at his Genesire's side.>He thought he had an idea of what to expect as he had been by the Cupbearer's side and seen the dangers of the Warp. Had heard the lessons Lord Anon had given about it's nature.>Regus had been so wrong.>He saw the Heresy, the Master of Mankind made a living corpse, the rampaging xenos, and vile "crusades" from the Eye of Terror. Watched in horror as the Swarm came from all sides.>He screamed until he could no longer do so.>His brothers had to force him to swallow his own blood lest he choke on it.>"Rest my son, recenter your mind and soul. Then we will finish.">His Primarch's words hit him like a hammer blow.>There is more?
>>77635575Holy fuck. He returns!
is this time to turn this frown upside down?
>>77635575Glad to see your back man. I thought the super covid got you.
>>77635824No matter what universe, he will remain an autistic asshole
>>77635824it do be like that, yeah.
>>77635832shut up dorn you're stupid and interesting as a plot of land proven by facts and math
>>77635788>Elsewhere.>Aboard the Imperial Battle-cruiser 'Light of Reason' currently orbiting the resisting Civilized world of Krath Primus.>"By what right do you think countermand my Orders, Acolyte!">Scribe Jesson currently stood before Admiral Jakas Ok'kana Commanding Officer of the fleet.>"By the contingencies put in place by Lord Anon, milord." Jesson tries to keep his cool but subconsciously fiddles with his patch bearing the stylized Cupbearer's Icon.>Jesson had been one of many scribes attached to fleets to keep an eye out. He didn't understand exactly for what, but he had a list of things to report and how to act.>He had been assured that he would be backed if needed.>Jesson's team had confirmed sightings of strange symbols in resistance temples planetside.>His orders in such a case called for limiting Imperial casualties and calling on the aid of the nearest Legion.>The Admiral screamed at the Scribe.>"What could his Majesty's Cupbearer possible have planned that caused you to bypass my Office and call a hold on the offensive, this could set us back weeks! We may now have to hit the world from orbit and lose out of the local factorums!">"Again milord, I am sorry. My training was clear, protocols have been set into motion. We are to wait for the 2nd Legion to respond.">"That could take weeks! What could possible warrant such delay?!">A Message runner hands a missive to the clearly fuming Admiral.>The Lord takes a deep breath and reads it.>He freezes.>"The Second Legion has responded. The Primarch is leaving the integration of Hekas to Army officers and is coming to relieve me of Command to personally deal with Krath Primus.">The Deck is silent for a moment.>"Just what are we dealing with Acolyte?">"Something beyond my paygrade, milord."
>>77635976>Fulgrim looked out the window of the his ship down at Krath Primus.>It was as he feared.>The worlds leaders were cultists of the so called "Blood God", he resisted the urge to spit.>Some poor menial would have to don chemical gear to clean it up.>And then have to repair the floor of the deck.>Anon's plans to limit the Blood Cults access to heavy fighting had worked.>The Resistance Elite troops had fallen to a crazed state and were like rabid animals, just as dangerous to their own.>Reports had confirmed the failed attempt to summon deamons. Though a few regiments had to be detained afterword.>He resisted the urge to order this world glassed.>Fulgrim had a BURNING hatred of Chaos, but this world could very well still be cleansed and have it's resources befit the Imperium.>Even if it had to be resettled.>With the summoning's denied, the purge could truly begin.>Several cities had rallied to support the Imperials and would be sparred. After being confirmed clean of taint and relocated elsewhere.>The rest would be offered no quarter.>Fulgrim silently watched the world below, waiting as the assault was prepared.
>>77636094>The fighting had been brutal, but clean.>So to speak.>The Capitol was purged, artifacts destroyed and shrines torched.>He and his guard were stopping at a camp for those local awaiting relocating.>As he walked the Camp to personally speak to the sane locals and offer protection and assurances to everyone that complied.>As he hailed his transport he saw it in the edge of his vision.>A Major he had served with for a year now killed a detainee that was asking for a different bunk.>He was wielding a bizarre red ax.>"Change of plans, lock this camp down! Order the soldiers to disarm or be fired upon! Protect the detainees!"
>>77636166>Upon the 'Ally of Justice, Colonel Razit's Suite.>Razit sat at the table with several of his officer.>The ones not to hungover to attend anyway, the pussies.>Two of the higher ranking maids stood at the wall.>"Operation Nightcap was failure. Clearly. I had to bribe the magos testing the spiked liquor. luckly Anon bought it.">The Others only grunt.>"So any idea what went wrong?">Razit looks each person in the eye.>One of the maids even rolls her eyes back at him.>"Are we sure he isn't a monk?" one asks.>"Yeah, he honestly pulled a sword on the maids that volunteered to swarm him. This is getting out of hand.">"And how did Jack manage to spike EVERY drink? How did he frak that up?">Reminder to have Jack assigned menial duties for the foreseeable future, bastard cost him a shit ton of boozes.>"Settle down, men. The Emperor has tasked us with getting Anon to finally relax, poor lad already has the weight of the galaxy on his head.">The boys grumble more.>Razit knocks on the table to get their attention.>"Any other ideas? We are the finest mortal soldiers the Imperium can call upon. Surely we can handle this!">"Face it, Sir. He might be a lost cause.">"Hold your tongue! We are the Solar Aux! We don't admit defeat!">"Quiet down!" Yells them down.>Many of the boys were starting to take this as a personal challenge.>He gestures for someone to speak an idea.>"We could try other ways to get him to rela-">One of the other throw his shoe at the speaker to shut him up.>Razit gave up on the meeting as it became a brawl..>Frak it, he would offer to help Anon with his paperwork. It was better then dealing with these crazies for a while.>Maybe he could sneak a drink too.
That is all for now I will post more in the morning.
>>77635575We stand vigil for the cupanon.
>>77635724>""WE ARE THE SHIELD THAT GUARDS THE REALMS OF MAN!!""No biggie, just for future reference since they're quoting Anon's pop culture knowledge verbatim, the quote is "realms of men," not "realms of man"
>>77637154They are a bunch of space marines in 30k. It's very likely they just changed it intentionally
>>77635824would mentioning this help?
>>77639510Ah, good shit, makes me smile every time.
>>77636342The power of the autist is a pathway to many abilities some consider. . . Unnatural
>>77635824"hey, you like learning new stuff and hate eye of terror? There are necron toys around it that can seal it and require a lot of math to do so" i dont think that could go wrong
>>77635824since this guy can understand technology on every level cant he just get into an ark mechanicus and remove the AI from the ship and get a full stc database
>>77640804this is the way to go, make it a challenge that will be recognized as one of the crusade's greatest deeds.
>>77640064is it possible to learn this power?
>>77635575The man, the myth, the legend has returned. Extremely looking forward to your advancing story.
is there an archive of previous threads somewhere? i cant find anything on suptg
>>77643205Just search storytime. They are higly rated
>>77643205Look for "Warning the Emperor". The threads aren't named Cupanon there
>>77643414>>77643480thank you frens
>>77636342>"Are we sure he isn't a monk?"Considering how paranoid he is about Slaanesh he might as well be
>>77635824Anon could also awaken his psychic potential. Get Pert to make a sensory deprivation tank fit for a primarch, then gave some of the astropaths and navigators (of course when not in the warp) pock Pert in the soul and psyche for a while until he can notice and then see into the warp. Maybe let several navigators send their preprocessed points of view into the warp and let him figure out his new sight.
Glad you are back cupanon
First timer hereWhat is this about?
>>77645266What if someone from this era got isekai'd into the 31st millennium, met the Emperor and told him all about the future known by the current 40k lore.
>>77645266it is a story about an anon with a lot of lore knowlege gets isekai into the great crusade era and meets the emperor
>>77645468>>77645452Ah thanks, not a fan of these sorts of stories.But have fun all of you
>>77645496Just go to the beginning and try it, it gets better as time goes on. Maybe not be perfect but it is worth it.
I know cupanon and he's having technical issues. he'll post whenever he can get it fixed.
>>77639510it did thanks
>>77646127Based, ty for the update. Are they "back in a few hours" technical issues or more like "it'll be weeks before I have internet again"?
>>77647355He is not in Texas last I herd, I think it was Europe
>>77635788Moar on the Anonites and how the Primarchs/legions are dealing with the knowledge brought by Anon pls
>>77651607I wonder if horus is doing somethig simillar
My face when I saw that CupAnon is back and didn't died.
>>77652323he said he'd continue this chapter next month
>>77652261I think all primarch that know about the original timeline have their on way of presenting the lore to thei inner circles and dealing with the implications of itFulgrin would be another to have some of his boys informed, at least about she who thirst
>>77635575Holy shit cup anon is back
>>77635575Glad you are back Anon. Been checking suptg everyday just for you.
>>77635575We're glad you're back.
>>77635575Happy to see you back. I'd rather have to wait for a long time than have a good story cut short/left incomplete, so thanks for continuing.With that said, stupid question, does Anon ever slip up and use "religous" exclemations/curses around The Emperor?Don't know why, but i have the mental image of anon going "jesus fucking christ" or "goddamnit" and The Emperor whacking him on the back of the head with a newspaper.
>>77656032Not OP but yeah, it was shown a few times. Emperor frowns when Cupbearer makes cross sign.
>>77636342Hey cupbro, I am the guy who outlined the probable primarchs perspective on anon from last storytime.Super happy to see you're back, it's late so I idk how long I can hang in this thread tonight but if you want any suggestions or anything I love your story and want to see more, so I am happy to help in any way I can.
>>77656103I do remember that, just kinda want to see it explored a bit more.. mostly since I can't get the image of Emps doing the psyker equivalent chastising Anon with a newspaper/water sprayer out of my head
Bump for The Bump God
>>77636342Thank you for this anon
>>77657188What do you think Vulcan the big friendly guy he is think of Anon. P.s. you post about their opinions of Anon is s masterpiece btw.
>>77658135Eh, Emps also knows now that there is a chaos god of atheism. He probably doesn't know how to procede with that.
How do you guys think each legion is dealing with Anon's lore ?
>>77659359The primarcs that have been informed, at least of Anons lore, is the Khan, Fulgrim, Horus and Magnus. We’v seen Magus make a whole order, we don’t know is Abby knows of was told, Fulgrim obviously delt with a Khornate planet but we not know if he’s told anyone, and we dont know anything about the Khan. Maybe Curze knows something since he knows Anon was what stoped his worst visions. So that leaves also of primarchs not in the know. They might have som opinion of the wired protocols he out out with those scribes. But I think we will have to see.
So, these Anonites... could be a way to introduce a Grey Knights-equivalent faction into the story, or maybe it'll be how Magnus messes up and gives Chaos a way in in this timeline. Or perhaps something else entirely?
>>77660312That depends on who is chosen for warmaster by emps
>>77660626Warmaster is the lord of cups.
>>77659636Anon also told Guilliman and he fliped a table when Anon told him about the birth of Slanesh.
>>77636351>I will post more in the morning.Wakey wakey, time to post more today, oversleeper!
>>77659636I imagine that Horus would at least have something going on with his mournival>>77662132Guilliman probably is coping by analysing what Anon told and the tatics they are using against cults to write some anti-chaos handbook to his legion
for a thousand years i ay dormant. who dares awak....Oh it's you cupbearer. It's been a while. Good to see you haven't given up on us! Good show.
>>77662132>>77662703Anon told him about Chaos yes. But he didn’t tell Guilliman about the future, including the heresy, the golden throne, the Tyranids and Necrons, the ecclesiarchy etc. That what Magnus is trying to stop, and what Anon told the Khan and Fulgrim.
>>77635575RAISE YOUR CUPS, FOR HE HAS RETURNED!
>>77635575bless be the emperor
>>77663942Stop! None of that!
>>77663418I certain that Anon also told Horus about the heresy when the met by the first time
>>77664253Yeah so he’s probably got something, but Guilliman doesn’t know.
>>77664289would be interresting to hve Guilliman trying to get something through his brothers maybe even getting the king of nipples to book him i can see the blueberry master not trusting Anon that much, at least for now
>>77636351>I will post more in the morning.>a day and half latterAre you OK Cups ?
see you all in the next thread.
So as Emperor has read Anon's mind, he knows that everything about the Universe was decided by a couple of brits in the late XX century, yeah? What does that make of them? Are GW people in the context of this story literally gods?
>>77665684more like latent psykers that mistake the dreams and visions of a terrible and dark future for artistic inspiration for a game's fluf
>>77665893>>77665684>Big E sees all the ancient memes in Anon's mind>Big E: "Oh fuck! I repressed those memories for a reason, now they're back!"
>>77666027makes one wonder about what time those memes are from.
cupanon is ded?
>>77666027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMknPQU9HnE>"fuck it might as well enjoy them"
>>77667304>Form: "Father. What does 'Based' mean?"
>>77667181Technical issues aperently
>>77667701has he contacted his local tech priest?
>>77636351Get back here
>>77668134The machine spirit of whatever he’s using must either be really pissed off, throwing a tantrum, or needs cleansing if the maintenance ritual is taking this long.
I'm dying inside. I need the adventures of anon. It feels like berserk all over again.Yo, has anyone made cupanon figurines with unofficial tabletop stats?
>>77668821>has anyone made cupanon figurines with unofficial tabletop stats?not yet I also haven't seen any fanart of this green yetwhere the drawnfags when you need them ?
Has anyone wondered if Razit has any idea of Anon's condition? He did run into the room after the Sava encounter, and that probably would have left damage to Anon's clothes.
>>77635575>>77636342Hey dude, so happy to see that you're back! I hope everything is going well for you IRL, it seemed that you had a lot to deal with over the past year. Everyone here appreciates what you do.By the way, there's a strange idea I had a while back that I hope you'll find some use of. I already posted this in a separate thread two months ago, so I'll paste it here:>What if Anon or the Emperor found a deadbeat Primarch? Rather than doing something impactful and momentous on a planetary scale like the other Primarchs, this one ended up being a lazy oaf or a village idiot. Maybe he could have even landed on a paradise world barren of intelligent life, but bountiful in plump fruits and sunbaked beaches. I could only imagine the sound of jaws dropping like an orbital bombardment, as they find a rotund Primarch feasting on a mound of fruit and basking in the sand (pic related). It would be interesting to see what aspect of the Emperor's personality he would be, and how he could (eventually) develop into a proper Primarch.>What are plausible ways of approaching this? He would obviously have to be the other Lost Primarch.Thanks!
>>77669856In terms of aspect, he'd be the contentment? He can find enjoyment in the little things
>>77669856I know it's rough around the edges, but I hope there's something that could be taken from it--and that it didn't come off dumb.
>>77669887Possibly. If so, you could even find some if it trickled into some of the Primarchs already. Fulgrim for instance started to take a liking to abstract art, and Angron really got invested into Anon's Kriegsspiel game; they even had a tournament at the Imperial Palace iirc.
>>77669887>>77669969To clarify, that doesn't mean ALL of the aspect is used up. There would probably be enough left to make a primarch from.
>>77669856a primarch that instead of doing mythic hero stuff decides just to chillI can see he being as mix of Tarzan and Diogenes
>>77669856Could he have been the back-up therapist Primarch to Angron?
>>77670180I definitely agree. He seems like the kind of guy to be content and satisfied with the little things, as >>77669887 mentioned earlier. It would be interesting to see how a debate on the subject of fulfillment between him, Fulgrim, Roboute Guilliman, and Magnus would turn out.As for whatever primarch powers he could have, maybe he makes the "little things" all the more enjoyable. For instance, he could make fruit more plump just by touching and willing it, seating furniture would feel more comfortable in his presence, and he could be a prodigious botanist. With enough development, he could be a genuinely interesting character.>>77670184Emperor knows Angron needed one.
>>77658544To my knowledge, Vulcan has had no, or very little contact with anon, which made me wonder if he had actually been found or not.If he has been found and has just not come into contact with anon, I suspect that he is interested in him because he seems a gravitational figure that his brothers are all interested in.Because of vulcans nature IE: doing what is in front of him and helping those within his reach, I think it's most likely he is the kind of (super)man who reserves a solid opinion of someone until having met them, or seen firsthand their impact. As he hasn't met Anon and has only seen his impact, his opinion would be shaped by anons significant and positive influence on his brother to be slightly more eccentric (magnus and his order, fullgrim and his chaos hunting, khan on his unusual focus on tasks) as well as him having helped and saved his brothers and his brothers sons (solomon and angron).He probably would think well of him, but be curious as to his character and be seeking a chance to observe him firsthand to better understand the man who had such a strong influence on his brothers and father.
>>77670473>magnus and his orderYou gave me the epiphany that it might be a parallel to the Grey Knights. Janus was made with a chunk of Magnus's soul, after all.
>>77670473I can not wait for Anon to hear about how Vulcan’s and Angron’s meet-up went, the two greatest empaths among the Primarchs (one from physic power and the other from his humanity (even though he is charcol black, has red eyes, is the largest of his brothers, and is a perpetual(even though he himself doesn’t know it yet))). That has to cause some kind of happiness/cheerfulness/friendliness feedback loop.
>>77670531(not cupanon, Am only a supportive writefag who likes to add to ideas) >>77670473 was also mine.Not impossible, but magnus knowing the destructive nature of the grey knight would probably go for "these dudes are enigmatic and mysterious" rather than "who is that dude in grey? oop my whole army is being purged" Nobody outside the order, and possibly the primarchs or emperor knows what they do, but nobody doubts it's incredibly important. They don't take the most elite, the don't take the strongest or those who seem the most loyal to the primarchs. While there is much speculation, nobody outside the order themselves knows the recruitment criteria or understands what is placed upon their shoulders.Some in the chapters, who seek to prove their loyalty have questioned what they lack to join. Their answers came as a surprise even to them. "count yourself lucky you are not one of us. the order is the greatest burden that any of us have ever encountered, and yet we bear no more than he". they suspect that they speak of the emperor or magnus.Some rumors persist that the eyes of the those who entered the order have been... changed.Dark rings that hint at sleep deprivation, even with gene edited enhancements to prevent such things.Flinching at symbols and strange attentiveness at seemingly innocuous speculation about the cupbearer. One rumor persists that they hold serving drinks in high esteem due to their odd behavior surrounding the act of cup-bearing, even for one other.None who enter the order ever speak of what they have experienced, but all brothers who have served with member prior to their initiation notice the changes. Sorrow and pain are etched onto their faces, even when they force smiles. They do not shirk training or orders, but their eyes seem to have seen more.
Cup anon has returned, Truly we are returning to the good time line
I wonder what would happen if the citizens of the imperium found out that anon is from M.3
>>77670885>That has to cause some kind of happiness/cheerfulness/friendliness feedback loop.>Vulcan and Angron meet for the first time>Eventually Anon is called to solve a problem arised between the two>Anon enters the Primarchs chamber expecting the two brother fighting and bickering like Fulgrim and Solomon>Instead he found the two just smiling to each other and laughing like a pair of retards>Two concerned marines aproachs Anon>"M'lord, they staid like this for the last week, please help us. We need our fathers back"
>>77671264>Anon comfirmed as living saint, Empero's eternal companion>If Malcador is Big E right hand, Anon is his left(or they are secretly one in the same)
>>77671343If you take their auras into account I would expect morals to starts puking sparky rainbows (because warp fuckery), and to make whatever ariao the two happens to stay in for long to be so saturated with it as to make even demons not want to go anywhere near it from the raw friendship oozing from the walls (even if it doesn’t actually hurt them, just like not wanting to waking into a garbage dump from the smell) Not even Slaaneshies because its would be the PG and empathy kind of happiness and joy.
>>77671343>>77671538Imagine Anon working on cleaning this up, but Eldrad wants a talk, and Anon telling him, “Im busy cleaning up all this happiness, rainbow puke, and a magic known in My little Pony as ‘Friendship’. Go bother someone else.” Only for Eldrad to want to know what the F Anon is referring to, only to be cursed with he knowledge of a human children’s from beginning of M3.
>>77671538>Not even Slaaneshies because its would be the PG and empathy kind of happiness and joy.It would be an aura of serene joyful happiness that can only be had between bestest of friends!
Come on, anons! We can't let the thread die!
>>77671701Next time Anon and Eldrad meet, Eldrad (or his apprentice if she was the one sent to find out) is still pissed as knowing it, and the Anon gets a laugh Cegorach would be proud of. And Anon would know telling it to HIM would make Big E’s day.
>>77636351I'm blueballing. Please Cup Bro, give us a sign.
Bump to make it real.
>>77674268CUMMMM ONNN MAKE DOO IT FOR THE PRIMARCH
>>77674268this is beautiful, i have stared at this for the last minutes, sauce?
>>77674268"Papa Pert, I know you're bald. You don't need to hide it from me."Not cupanon, but I'll try and tide us over:>Rogal Dorn over with his boys.>Flipping planets like no one's business, in that big old archaeotech Phalanx.I AM FORTIFYING THIS SECTOR>Receiving updates from the Imperial command via astropath of a new threat of a seditious nature, to an unprecedented extent.>Details classified, must return back to Terra or link up with the II, III, V, VI, VIII, XII, XIII, XV or XVI legions for more info.>Dorn fuming, "What could possibly be the threat that practically everyone knows but me? Sigismund, come here. Tell me what you think.">"Lord, this must be grave if this is a threat is uncontained by such Legio forces.">"I concur, we must know our enemy to defend my Father's empire from their onslaught.">"We will put these foes to the sword and bring the light of His Truth to them.">"Sigismund, I have already told you this. One step at a time. Our legacy must endure."
I'm happy to do some writefagging while we wait.Remember this is not cannon unless cupanon says so, i'm just adding to fill the gap while he is doing whatever he is doing>>77674268>perturabo sits in near silence, the lights are dimmed and he waits for morning cycle to begin so he can take his always racing mind off his tedium, and onto tasks.>even the tasks hardly fill his tedium. His fleet will be resupplying at a garrison world.>not that anyone notices or cares but his logistical arm is the fastest and most effective resupplying arm of all the legions, with ships being offloaded and good being tallied with efficiency that would make dorns efforts look chaotic and slow.>as he pulls a chalice to his lips and samples the gifts of one world out of the gift from another he dwells on why he has not been summoned.>his brothers, solomon, khan, magnus, guilliman, fullgrim, coraz, damn near all of them have been called to see him, why not himself?>surely his contribution to the crusade have not been overlooked.>surely the cup-bearer isn't forgetting him.>Perturabo, after dwelling on it for some time decides that he must be choosing not to interact with the iron legion and possibly himself deliberately.>the lights in the ceiling slowly illuminate the room and a message come through an vox set >"lord perturabo, we are about to dock and resupplying preparations have begun, high priority shipment for you personally">this bothers purturabo. he was not informed of this before, and the manifests list nothing for him personally>"i'll be there immediately, don't touch it.>"orders confirmed my lord.">Purturabo watches as his servitors dance from ship to cargo bay, from cargo bay to hold and back again, carefully dodging each other and loading litteral tons of food, water, ammunition and part with a grace and efficiency at odds with their nature.>in his hands he holds a piece of parchment made from bleached pulped wood, and a small note.Anyone want me to continue?
>>77675223>>77675211teh IV legion claims this thread, nother win fur teh tard
I'm >>77674268>>77675223I do. It may help Cupbro.However>Looks like HE wants me to get sadboi Pert.may indicate he is still on Olympia.Still a good insight into his mind.
>>77675223>>77675282WELP. DO IT
>>77675391From Iron cometh ____
>>77675223>the note reads "anon said to ask you for help" - Angron>Puzzlement and pride crosses his mind before control and curiosity take control>the package appears to be filled with thousands of notes, measurements, figures and datafiles on dataslates>perturabo smiles for the first time in months.>clearing his schedule, and putting a hundred smaller projects on hold, Pert takes some notes before ordering his main workshop cleared to make space>upacking the details, it appears as though angron was developing on some kind of moment by moment battlefield simulation technology>masterful in concept, the technology appears to take the guise of a game>allowing for tremendous tactical acumen and a near perfect battlefield command training, the simulation, if finished could raise generations of master tacticians>moreover, it has the promise to separate the wheat from the chaff.>through popularization, those with a natural gift tactical and military control and response would make themselves known across civilized worlds.>Angrons designed are inefficient, his coding and data inelegant, his models are rudimentary at best.>notes constantly refer to 'anon said' and 'malcador suggested', and then it hits him>This project was far greater than some game or training device.>this was a personal challenge. The cupbearer was testing him.>this project was barely out of its infancy, with suggestions to code in aliens, every manner of imperial troop and weapon as well as the primarchs themselves>a nightmare of impossible engineering, measurement, management and building that would test perturabo on every level were he to try and make it perfect>Perturabos works and skills had been seen by the cupbearer, and the cupbearer wanted to see how skilled he truly was>THEN he'd let perturabo in on whatever secret the other primarchs were privvy to.
>>77675444>>77675223sauces for images pls?
>>77675444>Perturabo chuckles to himself "I will create a simulation so grand and fine you will wish you came to me with your secrets first, cupbearer"meanwhile>sitting at my desk, get an astropathic message from Angron>He says he asked purty for help with developing a digital expansion to that game we made>Makes me smile to think angron might have a hobby in common with perts, it'd be for the best if perturabo was closer with some of his brothers>big plus that it's give them a shared project to work on too.>razit comes in and asks if I'll join him and his boys at the shooting range>apparently he got clearance for me to mess around with a Volkite Weapon so long as a techboy gets to watch and take notes>hell yeah i'mma melt stuff>>end of short side story?
>>77675508google images for perturabo orskinnedbutalife DOTtumblr DOTcom
>>77675573im am in your debt bro
Bumping because I NEED MORE OF THIS, I NEED TO SEE MORE OF MY PERFECT ASSHOLE CHILD
>>77675944can relate.I want to see more of angron and solomon and malcador
Aw shit, it was nice to see Cupbearer in the archives, and my Tarotposting made kinda canon a few threads back!Now I'm all caught up and want more
>>77675944FULGRIM BELOGS TO FERRUS NOT ANON
>>77675559Thanks notcupanon, I enjoyed it.
>>77676278You're welcome dude.Gimme a topic or a character and I'll write another mini-story for you
>>77676534I don't know, maybe Cupbearers older brother? We know he inherited the title after his father died, he cancelled Cupbearers disinheritance, managed to turn his king into a puppet and betrothed PG's daughter. Other than that, almost nothing.If you don't feel like this topic is interesting then maybe some other Anon will suggest something better.
>>77677362I'll write something up for that if the thread survives until I wake up tomorrow
>>77669856 #Yo so hang on, whats happening, or has happened to cupbro? I'm out of the loop.
>>77675444I really love how well:>unpacking the details, it appears as though angron was developing on some kind of moment by moment battlefield simulation technology>masterful in concept, the technology appears to take the guise of a gameand>notes constantly refer to 'anon said' and 'malcador suggested', and then it hits him>This project was far greater than some game or training device.>this was a personal challenge. The cupbearer was testing him.characterize Perturabo. They really characterize not only his technological skill and competitive nature, but also how competitive and socially unaware he is. Anon most likely meant it as a simple side project to ease his mind and bring him closer to his brothers, yet he takes this as a challenge to prove his worth and stance among his brothers. It would be interesting to see how Anon would try to lax his competitive mentality and autism going forward.I can only imagine the horror on Anon's and Angron's faces when they see their simple wargame turned into some complex mess that makes even GURPS look like preschool in comparison; Perturabo probably highly overestimates how technologically able Anon is, so I could see him tossing intuitive mechanics aside for a system that only "he and Anon" can master.
>>77675444>>77679558>They really characterize not only his technological skill and competitive nature, but also how competitive and socially unaware he is.Apologies, I meant to replace the second "competitive" with obsessive.
>>77679545This is Cupanon's first post since November, and iirc it's getting close to the one-year anniversary of his story. You might be able to find archives of his posts in thisisnotatrueending, 4plebs, or by looking up "CupAnon #_" on the web; "CupbearerAnon #_" for some of the earlier ones.I honestly hope that this eventually leads to a rebirth of writestuff on /tg/, it's incredibly rare nowadays.
>>77679545I'm assuming you mean irl stuff happening. To sum it up, he had a lot urgent matters to get to due to covid and working retail iirc. He has his plate pretty full at the moment, which was probably why he went off the radar for a while. Maybe it's burn out, and to be frank, I really don't blame him; it's not easy bearing the autism on this site, let alone writing quality stuff regularly.
>>77675444>>77679558Holy shit, since Anon has his memories from M3, we might actually get to see what would happen if Perturabo gets an actual diagnosis for autism spectrum disorder.
>>77680045The Eye of Terror gave Perty autism
>>77679847Oh, Ok. Cupbro, if you read this, we're thankful for your writefaggory. It makes me happy to read it, but don't ever feel like you owe us a social obligation to write. Write because you want to. Don't be like Perturabo. Don't burn yourself out and go crazy.
Bump for cupanon return
166 posts, 7 of them are furthering the plot. Cupanon, you are a cruel cocktease.
>>7768116890% of writefaging i have Read on 4chan is basicaly edging streched over several months/years
>>77635575i looked at the lore a bit, did cupbear anon only exterminated beastmans thinking they xenos?
>>77683525No, but a planetary population of beastman commited suicide upon his arrival in their planet because of a prophecy that "when the stars come they would be reborn as proper humans in their next life" or some shit like that
I am contemplating just dropping what I have written so far, even though most, if not all of it is just exposition and stupid backstory stuff.
>>77683889Something is better than nothing
>>77683923doesn't help I'm stuck at even more backstory and exposition, but doesn't matter. Should be making a thread and dropping it tomorrow.
has this became the thread for cook and post greens on the 30K cupanon extended universe ?
>>77684076yes, while cupanon isn't here we do the details.
>>77683940Good luck Anon.
>>77684076I was thinking about writing story in cuphammer 30k universe around secound isekied guy, but this time chaos gods get him first and try to counter Cupannon by turning him in to /d/tier degenerate, but im not native English writer so im cont confident with myself
>>77685284do it, will be cool and you will get to improove your writting in english anyway if you are not confident with your grammar just use a grammar checker, like http://www.hemingwayapp.com/
>>77685522thanks, maybe i try
>>77684076You know what? I've been thinking of writing a side story from the perspective of a new character, with a perpendicular insight to the Cupbearer. Rather than knowing everything about 40k lore like the Cupbearer, this character would have extensive knowledge about either science or history--with just enough familiarity about 40k lore to name the big factions, characters, and events. It would most likely take place in Cupanon's canon, just so everything fits together and makes sense.I thought it might be an interesting parallel to the main storyline; Cupanon's story seems to focus on how one's insight into the future has an impact, and this one could hypothetically focus on how one's insight into the past could have an effect of similar magnitude--or be treated differently in comparison.Idk, what do you guys think?
>>77685284I've been thinking of the same thing. Though I wondered how successful could this second reincarnate be at trying to subvert a chaos cult.Rather than serving the Dark Gods, use them like tools and degrade them as dependent on the realm of the living. Corruption is still possible, but it might be interesting to leave the possibility of redemption.
It is nice to see you, and this thread back.>>>77635575 (OP)Also, If you want to fill in a bit more of the primarchs interacting before continuing with the Anons story much would be appreciated.Also maybe consider showing us what the Eldar are doing, and debating. Although... maybe seeing the Eldar Gods reactions and actions towards CupAnon (Those who could interact with Anon, like Isha, or the cosmic-serpent.)
>>77675223>>77686192>>77685284Go for it
>>77686386nah, i was thinking about creating a real fucked up guy. Gods would not try to overdose with corruption, so not to risk losing his sanity and be capable to use 40k lore knowledge against cupanon.Cupannon is a virgin with good hart, tring his best for humanity. My guy would be a selfish degenerate trying to make galaxy his playground. And to stick with Yin Yang thing, gods would make him powerfull
> "On the morning of the third day, look to the east".-This is what OP wanted to say with "In the morning I post more".
Finally he's back!
>>77683940What will the title of the thread be, Mon'Keigh Eldar? Gotta know what I need to be on the lookout for
>>77686969As in he's back from the long break not back to posting again, I just found out about this not a min ago.
>>77675223>>77686192>>77685284Also keep in mind that any humans would want to know how to work and get Eldar tech, and also some of their warp knowledge. Big E being able to make Wraithbone for the Astronomicon and the Golden throne would be usfull.
>>77687418Wraithbone seems to be an Eldar racial ability than something that can be learned.
>>77687502fabius grows some for his clone bodies
>>77687502From what I've heard its solidified warp energy that also given function. And its Bonesinger’s that produce it, doubt any normal human psyker could do it fair, but I would think the Emperor could it he tried, or at least lean to manipulate some amount of it so they could be converted into usable psychic parts fo his big projects.
>>77686192It could be that various people from our timeline/universe are being dragged into the WH30K time period in order to stabilise the Imperium of Man as a result of the WH40K Emperor on the Golden Throne playing with the structure of reality while in his endless slumber. Finding the most suitable people to go to the most perfect positions in order to prevent the chaos and corruption that the Heresy led to.
>>77675223>>77686192>>77685284I bet one way to convince the emperor that the Eldar Anon is used to be human is talking in english and propping some M3 memes, things that would be beyond beneath the notice of Eldar. If at least just to let Emps know he's talking to a human deep down.
two days, and already on youtubehttps://youtu.be/h4_r-wmiIVI
>>77687883Lmao, how did they manage to squeeze a 12 minute video out of this thread?
>>77687949money, dear boy is whysimply money: neck and megan are greedy fuckers
>>77670905Reading this reminded me of a phrase:The goblet of knowledge is much like a wine, drink too lightly and receive nothing. However woe to those who drink deeply from the goblet for they are burden with something that no normal sane man should deal with. Lucky are those who drink deeply and never return from the other side, and never burden those around them with the grim poison they ingested...
I'm curious if anon knows about that display of the galaxy the old ones had that can destroy whole systems if messed with.
>>77687994Can't condemn them.They will have a crotchgoblin soon, they should make money whoever the way is possible.And sincerely, this sounds like bitching because someone is making money instead of you... The Company authorized the release of a single small ykes for you.
776752237768619277685284These needs to be handled carefully. Anon got a neat timeline goin' on. If you want to make your cup-K story canon it needs to be sanctioned by lord anon. If you want to write a self-insert isikai story, try to stay out of having a direct impact on Anons narrative while still experiencing how differentfrom how it/should be based on your memory, and/or realizing Cupanon has been izikied with you. Perhaps this could be explained away by finally deducting a strange warp phenomina happened in M3 that sent people who died into a special warp-bubble that protected us from the coming warpstorms, popping about now in m30, realeasing your perpetual souls. This may get accepted as canon by cup anon, but it might not. This could explain how anon saw the future. He floated around through the warp and time seeing all the daemons fucked up shit without the rose-tinted glasses they put on those in their presence.Cup Anon was setting up a plot about his soul being a "trick candle" so everyone else having that same quirky property may cheapen anons status, making him much more expendible in the eyes of BigE. If you want to just write without intention of it being accapted as canon by CupAnon then go crazy. Make a fic about Anon getting laid by an eldar during a hive siege, or magnus' rap battle against eldrad with anons/the eldar god's secret knowledge as the wager. Perhapse the catholic perpetual (i forgot his name) who was asked by big E to be a advisor but chose not to. How would he see anon, another perpetual who probably worshiped the same God he does. Does he wonder if anon also believes? What was he doing when he heard about Cup anon and has he filled in the dots of what he is yet? I would but i haven't read his books yet.
>>77689208Maybe we should start by making a cup k "bible" to make sure we are all in accord with canon and on the same page
>>77690501nice, would read moarjust one thing, you don't get executed by tech heresyyou get turned into a servitor by tech heresy, totaly aware of your condition and able to feel everything but incapable of control your body or react/comunicate in any way
I am content to be a watcher in Anon's story.>I am something new...>I feel my twisted kin yearning to 'Ascend' or 'Feed their hunger'.>My power doesn't come from any of the four... >Rather something... no... someone new.>The 'ruinous powers' try to contain and remove him from the great board.>He sees himself not as a high being but a humble servant... Knowing he is not powerful in mind and body. He girded himself in the knowledge he does know and sharpened its point... To break the game itself...>For he bears a Golden Chalice... Something else is near him.>A great serpent coils him, not to bring him harm... but protect him from those outsiders... Who might bring him harm...>I will record the galaxy for him. Both his actions and the aftermath he leaves in his wake...
>>77690501I liked it
>>77691456>No... not a god>... But a man.
>>77677362>Be feudal first born son of noble>life is pretty harsh, even as a noble disease and war shit up the realm and dad wants me to be a great warrior>always bowing and scraping to other nobles, always beating down on peasants>mum has several other kids, most die shortly after birth but some live and now I have siblings>she gives birth to a weird one, he looks fine but I've seen enough births to know that one that doesn't cry is strange.>as he grows up he's super quiet, doesn't like toys the same way as his brother or I did>I worry about him, and am sus, maybe he has the devil in him>dad says not to give a fuck>mum says it's my job to care for my siblings too>mum dies>I don't like my weird little brother, at least the other join in hunts and feasts>all he does in hide away in his tower and wash himself too often>mum said to care for him, and I loved mum so I am going to care for him>Don't have to like the little shit though>he repeatedly asks me to leave when he is fixing little things>digging tunnels for water to flow through>messing with peasants tools and the bellows of the forges>keep getting blacksmiths and carpenters to make weird shit for him.>I pay but keep a tab and remind him of his costs when he's rude>one day I see a weaver in town using one of his weird things>Ignore it>later I see peasants mixing shit into their fields>how dare they, we EAT those crops, I draw sword and approach>little bro is there overseeing it and notices me, sword drawn>he looks confused, I take him aside and angrily question him>he says some nonsense about the soil and how it eats poop, and how the crops eat soil so its important to feed the soil>I tell him whats on my mind>he calls me a name I don't understand and asks for my silence on the matter>I tell him to fuck off and I tell father>father orders him to his room for a moon cycle>brother looks sad at me, as though he expected this from dad but not from me
>>77691497hmm wonder what kind of warp entity he is though as it is implied that he has been created from cupanons existence
>>77690944Are you taking up the mantle of organising cupanon's works, his contributors, and the grey-area fan submissions? If so, awesome! get it cumulated in a google.doc or something similar for convenient archiving and and update it when more comes out, with your self-insert giving the opening, context around speculative fan submissions, and a closing message/speculation about where you think the story will go. Use the consolas font and 4chan colored text for a cogitator/dos atmosphere. Papyrus or equivalent if you want a parchment feel. Use comic sans if you're feeling edgy.Get that MLA and citation cheat-sheet and make your English teacher proud.You could write it from the perspective of a watcher documenting what he sees anon and those around him doing in his dreams. Use the branching possible realities to explain the fan stories. This could be really useful for those new to cupanon with no bearing of where this starts and neckbeardia munchkins who missed out on the greentext around the main posts.If not then big sad on me.
>>77691602yes I like this idea a collection of the fanworks and speculations sorted and catalogued in a esoteric form would be excellent
>>77691564YES. YES. THIS.This is good.If you seek public opinions on the work, I give a big thumbs up.(I'm dying. I'll take anything)But in all seriousness, I'd like to see his perspective, and the political intrigue stories around cup anon growing up, how news spread of what anon has been doing in the stars, and when AnonBro started playing his bro-card against his enemies.
>>77691583Eldrad did call him a Lorekeeper and the warp is a reflection of those who believe, so much like the legion of the damned, he could be born from the Eldars belief.>>77691602Huh... great minds think alike. I didn't think of him as being a Bridgeway between the many lore keepers... Oh well, I will record and reflect.I also did say he was the first... so maybe more could manifest?
>>77691692cant help but imagine cupanon holding this warp daemon of himself, right up to big E and going "can I keep it?"
>>77691564>>77691564>he doesn't seem to be bothered by the punishment, he stayed in his room a lot anyway>looks at me all sad when I come to chide him on things>asks if I remember mother>I think about it, and recall she died while he was very young>tell him about mum and how she was>He seems happier than before, and asks for more parts of wood and other shit>I am annoyed but agree>Notice more and more of his things in the village, >What is more surprising is when we went out of the duchy to visit the king some of his things were in that town too>king says he has noticed our peasants growing wealth, and wonders if we are taxing them properly>father in kings shitbooks for well fed peasants and spare tax money when things are harsh for us all>return home and brother has a surprise welcome home feast>he give us gifts of toys and gold>tells us of his inventions and how they are making the village rich and feeding the people>dad throws his gift in the fire, takes all the gold and sends him to his room for another moon>I keep my toy gift.>I understand fathers rage, but brother was doing his best and this time I see that I am on the wrong side>I take a walk to the village and see for myself that the people are better clothed, better fed and the fields have a stronger crop than years previous>See for myself that the weaver is using his tools>the smith is using his altered bellows and the children play with toys of my brothers making>I don't think he has the devil>he has our mothers kindness, for all these peasants>think to ask brother more of his inventions and how they have made the peasants lives this way>plan to make him a workshop and have him move away from father until he passes and I am lord>thebestlaidplansofmiceandmen.portrait >the fucking stars shake and send down messengers to all the rulers>one speaks to father and orders his and his families attendance to the arrival and feast help by apparently their king himself
>>77691773>father allows little bro to come with us, partly because we were ordered to bring our whole family>partly also because dad knows he hates feasts and crowds of people>some great chariot of steel is prepared for us>with sounds like the grinding of glaciers upon one another, but replaced with grinding iron rather than ice, it fucking FLYS us into the stars>Bro looks at the heraldry on the chariot and his eyes go wide and he looks like he's going to be sick or shit himself>he better not shit himself>I comfort him as best I can, by punching his shoulder and telling him to think of the families honor>I really want to hug him and tell him how much he reminds me of mother, and that we will face whatever is there as a family>but father is there and I hold my tongue>the walls are gold>the floor is gold>their clothes are gold>some are giants>some are human>all are totally at easy with the raw panic which hides beneath the surface of every noble from our world>brother seems to be trying to hide>try to draw some attention to myself by speaking loud and asking questions>notice brother slip away>hope he's okay>food is fucking crazy, drink is fucking crazy>I don't know if they are the foods of the gods or if they are magical or what, but I want more of that shit>old man approaches me, asks for a moment of my time>snarfing down some meat and pastries, nod>Asks me, of all things, about youngest brother.>If little bro ruins our chances to trade for more of this food I swear to all the gods>tell what I can in best possible light>Inventor, kind, quiet, makes gold and toys and feed the peasants only a acceptable amount>old guy looks like he doesn't care what I am saying, but is nodding along as his eyes go in and out of focus>feel fuzzy, wonder if I ate too much or drank too much, need to sit>old man vanishes>sit around in a haze until father grabs my arm>feels like a dream, he chastises me for drinking too much and tells me the party is over
>>77679558Thanks.I tried to keep close to what I think of as canon with how the lore portrays him, and build on what in the cupanons lore I thought might work well.Cup clearly has some shit happening right now, but he'll see the archive at some point and I want him to know that I respect his work and wasn't just taking it for myself but rather trying to build on, and contribute to his story.I'm going to keep on with the brother side story but I have to do some real life shit for a minute, I'll post more in like 20min.>>77691676Feedback always appreciated man, let me know what you like and what you don't and I'll add what I can of what you life, and take out what I can of what you don't.
>>77691947Is this Cupbearer's eldest brother or someone else? I'm seeing lots of parallels and I also want to see cupbearer return to his home planet at some point to revisit his family.Could go a long way to keeping him grounded in reality and not lose himself to the stress of his job.
>>77692038Lurker here It’s great so far, can’t wait for the next post.
>>77692105yes it's cupbearers elder brother
>>77692126now get him a love interest, i remember he cant think up one so its up to us now
The great documentation of the lore I have seen today has been recorded. >The first tome of mine has been forged... I wait for the vision to see what happens next.
>>77692193lol, not without cupdudes explicit permission>I am team techpriest girl though
>>77691740I would rather not imagine how would that go...Unless I am somehow unable to be affected by the emperor's power.Also, I wish, when the Cupbearer isn't in any direct danger. Record the goings-on around the galaxy.Unless I am given something by the emperor himself to physically manifest myself in the materium without causing anybody harm and can hide my presence from those outsiders...
7769262977691740Yeah i know, but it be fuckin funny tho. Asking the god of atheism if he can keep a pet daemon.
>>77692629>somehow unable to be affected by the emperor's power.literal impossibility.
>>77691947>only really come to when we're already home and I have slept>that drink was really something, feel like I have sunburn on the inside of my head>dad rips into me as soon as i walk into the hall about not watching my youngest brother>Am I my brother's keeper?>mention I was talking to some dignitary and sampling the good we may trade for>he doesn't give a fuck, apparently brother didn't come home with us and has been kept by the starpeople>blames me BC of all of us I didn't hate him the most>few days on a hunt should give dad time to cool down, I tell him that I will return with a plan and meat and furs to appease him>he wrings his hands and tells me I should bring back gold and steel for both bribes and battle should brother offend others>first day I stop by the village and tell them I'm going to need money and weapons and bodies>they bitch and moan about how they already paid taxes>I level with them to some extent, little bro may have pissed off some people and we need to be ready for backlash either way>this mollifies them, most seem to like little bro and they agree to put in for gold and spears>I tell them I am going to hunt and will be back in a handful of days to collect>set off into more rural areas>Haven't seen peasants like this before, lots of animals grazing and lots more rural people selling stuff than I remember>clothes, cloth, tools, food>seems like even out in the sticks people have more than they had before>going deeper into nowheresville start to see wild animals more often>couple small ones, not worth the pelt or meat to hunt.>Need bigger and special-er if I am to placate dad>two days out now am I am truly in bumfuck nowhere, not a person for leagues>Set up a camp and set out some small traps for food>chilling by the fire, early morning tomorrow if I want to catch something good>drinking from a wineskin and thinking about how we even could bribe the starpeople
>>77692808>can't bribe the king, he thinks we're way richer than we are due to not starving peasants>can't even have the appearance of needing help or nearby nobles would start circling like predators>peasants make for shitty allies, even when fed a little better>even if we levy them all, the dukedom crumbles after a handful of missed harvests>wonder what mum would say>she could always cool dads temper>I miss her>I miss my littlest brother too, he always could see things from a different angle>hope he's okay>"He is fine" I hear a voice speak>old ass dude in plain robes and staff is standing>it's a stardude, I recognize him as the dude who asked me about bro in the first place>How did you find me? what are you doing out here?>"I came to tell you, I will be keeping your brother".>uhh why? what did he do?>"he will be useful to me, and you will be compensated in time">I am nothing but confusion at this point>he asks me why I alone in my family thought fondly of my littlest bro>I tell the man that my brother is strange, he is different but he is my brother all the same. >His love for toys and peasants and washing are all odd, but he is doing his best in his own strange way>I tell the old man that he has a mind not meant for our world, that the stars might see his value when my father cannot>that I can see only a little of his thoughts, and I know he is meant for things other than ruling with steel and intrigue>"I see">The old man stands and speaks again>"you will not need your gold and steel, we will do you no harm">"and if you seek a fine hunt... walk east until you hear no bird calls come morning light">fucking riddles and sorcery >Old man walks into the darkness and vanishes >fire dwindles and I sleep and dream of stars far away. >I dream of a burning sky. >I dream of screeching daemons who clutch and claw at a unraveling tapestry. >At a plain chalice which spills gold onto their designs and washes away darkness with glowing light.
>>77693009>wake to birdcalls before dawn has even broken>pack shit up and start to walk east, like the old dude said>not sure why, just felt like he wasn't lying >walking and walking, listening to birdcalls, waiting until can't hear more>over knots of roots and brambles, over stone and frosted ground until finally there are no more calls from birds>I draw my bow and slowly knock and arrow, expecting to see something.>anything>there is nothing, and I begin to think myself a fool for following hunting advice in my own homeland from a starperson>As I turn to go back I see a flicker of movement>white>a colossal white predator>with pink eyes>fangs like spears, fur like Armour and claws like a row of knives.>mybowisn'tgoingtodoshit.portrait>draw hunting spear and start backing away>it's isn't "a fine hunt" this thing is the fucking king of the Forrest, and has no time for humans trying to 'hunt' it>it sniffs the air, and shuffles about before rearing on it's hind-legs and sniffing the air more>still as snow, I don't need to breath, fuck I wish I had bathed recently>ohfuckitscominginmydirection.landscapepainting>a flicker of recognition crosses it's muzzle as it looks dead at me.>And roars>holyfuckingshit.sculpture>this thing weighs five times what I do, even if I were wearing metal Armour, which I am not>Barreling towards me on all fours, fangs visible the monster crushes and crashes through the brush which I clambered over with such difficulty>I ground the butt of my spear in the ground and brace>fucking father>fucking brother>fucking starpeople>FUCKING MONSTER>I angle the tip of my spear towards it's muzzle and clench every part of my body
>>77692193>>77692628Or maybe another perpetual like Anon? They'd probably be able to relate just a little bit more.
>>77693284I remember reading someone suggest a sensei, that could work.
>>77693329bona fide daughter of the emperor at san leorinstead of sob they are now maids of battlecanon
>>77693203Meanwhile this from the very first story-time is happening, recap for convenience >My time back home didn't go well.>"What in the Hells did you do, boy!">Father was PISSED.>When I told him of my new job, he accused me of abandoning the family.>I was stripped of my Noble Status by him disowning me.>What the actual fuck?>He should have been happy his spare got a line to the mother fucking Emperor!>It appears Our King accused my Father of subversion for my gaining of my new post.>Father thinks I am at fault here, and I guess I kinda am in a way.>But this is bullshit.>Maybe the whole Custodes escort back home bypassing the capitol didn't help.>My brothers want to know what happened, but I literally can't tell them other than that the Big E offered be a job.>It also doesn't help that, "Brother" Legos (yeah that is his name, he gave me) doesn't speak a WORD to my family or our Servants.>Legos only reminds me each hour how long I have to pack and settle my affairs before he drags me back to Big E.>On good news, I am out of an arranged marriage I didn't know about. Though Mother is beside herself about it.>Big E had his agents calm Father and the King down.>Offical story is the Emperor and I hit it off at the party and I totally didn't freak out like a bitch.>Home has been offically brought into the fold.>The Northern Kingdom, tried to go solo.>They lost ALL trade, their economy shit itself, and their Rival Kingdom was granted first rights to uplifting.>The North caved after the Nobles put the King's heir in power instead.>I don't know what their King was expecting.
>>77693556>>77693203I have a RP game to DM for, but I will write more tomorrow, or possibly later tonight if I am awake enough after my game.
>>77687117Saving Private Mon'Keigh, I started on this a long while ago but didn't write as much as I wanted to, life getting in the way. I'll be up in a few hours and might post a link here if people care about it.
>>77694460Forgot my name
>>77693852Thanks notcupanon. There are discrepancies between your fanfic and the canon but I enjoyed it nonetheless, especially interactions between the Emperor and older brother. Waiting for more.
>>77694937any discrepancies in particular bother you?I can keep them in mind and try to explain them away later if you have issues with any particular bits
>>77695110Nah, I know it is just fanfic and you'd also need to cautiously reread every thread before, including trivia posts. I'm just being pedantic out of boredom. Feel free to continue as it is, if you still want to post more. I'll read it still.
>>77693556I wonder what would happen if Anon's brother meet Angron or other primarch that knows Anon How that interracion would goI could see that durring a resupply stop near by the planet for a moar light/slice of life feel Or with one of then comming to deal with a chaos cult spring up in the system(I can see Solomon and/or Fulgrim rushing there because of a chance of paying back Anon a portion of what they own him for saving their legions)
Sorry my chromebook died, got a new one.
>>77636342>I pace through my atrium, my scribes follow and ask me question relating to the paperwork dealing with the aftermath of the party.>Razit offered to do some of the work load, and then walked off with a bottle of some ale I got as a gift somewhere.>One of my butlers waves me down after a while.>"Milord, you have a meeting with Lord Abbadon in 30 minutes.">I nod, and go get ready.>We should reach Caliban anyday now.>Emps has set a plan and provided me with some interesting cargo to see it through.>Abby will want to know what is going on.>I wash my face a bit to wake my self up.>Paperwork is souldraining.>I have not eaten in a while so I eat a ration bar as I make my way to the meeting hall.
>>77698262Welcome back!I hope you are okay!I kept your storytelling seat warm for you!(or tried to anyway)
>>77698262>"The first Legion is massing in system. Once they have we will jump as one directly to Caliban.">I bob my head in response.>"Have you been informed as to what the Emperor, entrusted us with?">I don't actually know if Abby has been informed about our special cargo.>"Cargo?">That answers that.>"We have another mission, we are not JUST getting the Lion. Our Cargo will be useful. What has Horus told you of the Great enemy?">"Only that their are 'beings' in the Warp, that they are hostile and that you are a specialist in dealing with them.">I sigh.>"That is an understatement..."
>>77698477>I send for one of the Custodes to bring the Emperor's care package.>As we wait, I tell Abby more.>"There are indeed things in the Warp. Every emotion of every soul baring species feeds them. They seek to increase their food source and increase in power. I can tell you more later, but for now lets narrow our focus to just what is under Caliban.">Abby gestures for me to continue.>I explain that I am not fully aware of the true scope of the entity, just that the Watchers have contained it. That our Cargo should assist in dealing or at least weaken the threat..>"Have you every heard of the Spear of Destiny?"
>>77698746OH SHITOH SHITNO THIS IS NOT HAPPENING RIGHT NOWNO
>>7769875YOU BET YOUR SWEET PETUIDIS MAXMUDIUS IT IS.THE DARK ANGELS ARE GETTING THEIR FATHER (or gene-daddy of you want to say it that way...)!
>>77698746>The Custodes hands me the case.>I open it to reveal a rather plain looking spear head.>I push it across the table to Abby.>"Is this a Joke?">"No, belief has power. Thousands of years worth of belief has empowered this spear. It should be able to harm the entity.">"And you plan to lead a team to it's anchor to this material realm yourself? That is quite the task.">"What? No, i plan to attach the spearhead to a very long stick, and Make the Lion do it. I ain't going fight the thing, are you crazy?"
Currently spamming the update button at mach 5
>>77698881just click the Auto-update button and leave this tab(not closing it and maybe open up a video or something, should tell you when there is a new post for the tab should have a (#)(# being how many new posts there is...))
>>77698262HE HAS RETURNED
>>77698929Yeah I should probably do that
I have the song 'Sabaton: The Lion From The North' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLt0lerdgKs]As well as StringStorms: Dark Angels - Broken Wings' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bqw1CQzGQM]Both are ready to play.
>>77698846>He gives me a confused look.>"Then why send you here?">"Because the Emperor is busy dealing with the STC archives? I know the threat and could be trust to oversee it handled. I wouldn't stand a chance against the damn thing in combat, but the Lion will.">"Why entrust someone you will have just met to this task.">"Because he is a Primarch. Trust me, he will approve of being trusted to deal with this.">Abby's mind is clearly running on overdrive right now.>I offer to answer some of his questions and spend a good hour talking about galatic history and the Warp.>I eventually tell him to ask his Genefather for more later.
>>77699076>Afterword, I sent word to the 1st legion to decide on 100 marines to be the ones to welcome their Primarch.>That was a mistake.>The First Legion are now holding a LONG series of duels to decide who gets the honor of being chosen.>TOURNAMENT ARC!>Sorry couldn't help myself.>But really it did add another week to our wait.
>>77699235>Another Watcher spooked the shit out of me.>Asked us to wait two days extra to jump.>No probs man, just don't appear at the edge of my sight when I am on the can.>Rude.>I nearly had a heart attach.
>>77635575holy shit, he's back. Anyone got the archive link? I might have missed a thread
>>77699315>I had to come up with a bullshit reason for the hold up.>I just told everyone, that I wanted to make sure we were all ready to jump.>I handed the Spear to a Magos to ready for the Lion.>While I was wandering the ship, I ran into some troopers playing mine and Angron's wargame.>I asked for their thoughts and took notes on some of the different house rules they used for different types off rounds.>I think I startled them at first.
>>77699711>I felt the ship leave the Warp.>It was always weird going in and out of Warp, I never got use to it.>The Fleet took time to gather, some ships had Gellar Field issues.>The crews are checking EVERYTHING.>Afterword we make burn toward Caliban.
>>77699632here all Cupanon threads1 - https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/72111866/#721209272 - https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/72167194/3 - https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/72198499/4 - https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/72654633/5 - https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/72796998/6 - https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/746385997 - https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/74732945/8 - https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/75487548/9 - https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/76228931/10 - https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/77635575/
>>77699935>Soon we had our massive fleet orbiting above Caliban.>I didn't actually know where their capital was so I sent a drop ship to every major city we could see.>Messangers were sent back and forth, I offered to met the Lion at a place of his choosing.>I went down with my Sunny Dogs,the two Custodes and a squad of Lunar Wolves.>The 1st Legion Honor-guard came too.>We brought some staff as well.>I could see a walled city from the camp we set up.>I had set up a canopy with chairs for Luther and I and a primarch sized one for the Lion.>We just had to wait for them now.
>>77700139>I met with Luther first, gave him my best greeting and offered refreshments.>I answered some of his questions about the Imperium.>He told me a bit about Caliban, that the Lion would join us soon.>The Primarch was still on his way, and should be here before nightfall.
>>77700408Anon may not deliver when he says he will, but when he does deliver, he delivers.
>>77700408>Luther asked to see some of the Astartes, wanting to get a measure of them.>The 1st Legion offered to run a series of spars for him.>A single 1v1 and a 3v3, to showcase their melee abilities.>Then a weapons show, we made sure to send runners to the city to inform the locals ahead of time.>I was showing Luther Force sword when we got word of the Lion's arrival.
>>77700746Sorry, I went to post in the morning and my computer was dead...
>>77700845No worries cupbro, shit happens sometimes.
>>77700845Honestly just happy to see you post again.Life happens, don´t worry about it
>>77700821>We greeted each other.>I introduced the Primarch to his sons.>I was asked MANY questions.>How the Imperium function, how do we travel the Stars, questions about his Space Daddy.>I explain just what he was, what the Astartes are and what would be expected of him.>He was quiet for a bit.>I let him mull over what he had learned while I greeted more of his retinue.
>>77700746Like double clicking on chrome when it's slow
>>77700845no problem, everyone forggets to burn some incense to the machine spirit sometimes
>>77701071>A feast was held of course.>It was a merry and glad affair.>The techbois brought fireworks.>A joust would be held in the morning, to the cheer of many.>I didn't get to approach the other reason I was here yet, but that could wait.>A local teen asked to speak with me, a third born son of some local noble house.>Poor sap got on his hands and knees and begged me to take him with me when we left.>I had several questions.>Told me a tale of woe, daddy wanted him to marry an old crone so he could be kept quite. The boy was gay, he had been caught by his father with his lover... who was then crucified. damn.>I would ask the Lion if I could take the boy on, I didn't want to risk a huge scandal if it would cause a rift between me and the Lion.
>>77701448this thread is not quest faggotry, but 40k writtefag faggotryit belongs herefuck off
>>77700845Chaos working against Emperors work, clearly.Don't stress mate. I may bitch and moan but that is because I care about your work. Bsides I meant >>77700746 as a compliment.
>>77701428I can only imagine how the sunny dogs will react when Anon gets the boy on his retinue, or what they will plan
>>77700746Don't blaspheme bruh, a saint is never late or earlyA saint delivers when it is to be delivered
>>77701479>>77701598>>77701641don't feed (you)s to the obvious troll you retards
>>77701428>The Lion did not care about me having the boy sent to the ship.>I would have him tested and assigned a job.>The boy was in great shape and Razit mentioned training him if he could pass standards.>I was eating some local bird roast when Luther ask me to show my skill with my sword.>He didn't take my refusal well, so I explained I wasn't very good at the blade.>This was a mistake, because he insisted to help me train.>This let to the Lion being disgusted with my sword skills.>Both made it their mission to teach me how to properly sword fight.
>>77701742At least he’ll be able to use the sword Ferrus made for him. Then he, get his Vokite weapon.
>>77701742>The Lions becomes Anon's fencing teacherOh shit Oh fug
>>77701742First Fulgrim with his writing, now Liono with the sword.At least Angron will be happy with Anon learning glorious melee.> Volkite gun
>>77701742>Both our retinues basically dragged us back to the feast.>I met with some more locals and told them of some of my travels.>Soon I grew tired though, so I settled in my tent.>In the morning, I eat a quick meal with Luther, the Lion didn't wish to eat, he and his sons had started sparring last night and they where still at it.>The nobles' house staff were setting up the joust.>Luther asked me about the planned uplift, such as when it would start and what not.>I told him we could start as soon as we got their go ahead.
>>77701742>This was a mistake, because he insisted to help me train.he and Angron will become wonderful battle buddies...
>>77701428>>77701742>The boy was gay>I would ask the Lion if I could take the boy on>The Lion did not care about me having the boy sent to the ship.>I would have him tested and assigned a job.>Both made it their mission to teach me how to properly sword fight.
>>77701966>After the Lion's bonding time with his sons, I ask to speak with him.>I told him of my other task here and the threat to his world.>The Spear of Destiny would be delivered to him when the time came.>Until then we focused on the uplift and plans for Caliban.
>>77701987>The boy was in great shape and Razit wants to train him>Razit is under orders to get Anon laid>The boy was gayHe a Slaeneshi or what?
>>77702134Given that the boy is a teen, Razit might be if that's his intent.
is there an archive to all the cupanon stories? what is the original start/idea to all of this?
>>77701987>>77702134>>77702228Can Anon not just help a guy out of a toxic situaton? Also Anon is straight.
>>77693556wait but isn't the mother alive and not dead? it said right there that cupanons mother is beside herself about him escaping a arranged marriage.
>>77702276oh shit sorry wrong post
>>77702263>Anon is not asexual.
>>77694460>>77694696Did you start the thread already?Also, bump limit reached.
>>77702406new thread when?
I will make a new thread in a bit.Any questions?
>>77702572Could you make the post a bit longer...I don't mind waiting a bit longer, If I get more.
>>77702572What were some of the other story lines you thinking of adding?
>>77702597I am looking into prewriting stuff before hand. I did get Dragon speach to text software as well, but haven't set it up yet. That should help.
>>77702572Has Bit E been made aware if the Jokaero and their awesome tech. And if Anon finds one who will he give it to.
>>77702369From my armchair perspective, i think anon's social awkwardness was cultivated in our (((society))) from how fucked our traditions are, and kept his set behavior into his new life, and just when the sunny dogs where in the perfect place to crack him out of his shell, the weight of the imperium desended upon him. He can't find love because any non-perpetual wonan he meets will wither and die in but a blink of his, and he avoids casual flings to prevent possible vectors of emotional attacks. Imagine if a tzeenchian shapeshifter played a decade long con to get in anon's inner circle. Literally anyone, even razit, could be a disquised daemon, or could have been replaced with a identical deamon impersonator. If I was anon, or some other key figure resisting chaos, I'd keep everyone at arms length too. Id need the ability to cut anyone down without renorse. While I'm sure anon could do it, it would still be beyond emotionality scaring. Having a mortal lover die with a full life is one thing; knowing the person you loved for a lifetime never cared for you, and only tricked you into loving back just so she could hurt you even more is another. Anon doesn't have the psychic power to dig into scyker's/daemon's essence/soul and deceptive defences to figure it out like big e and mal can.
>>77702675I really want to give Lelith here round 2, I have an idea for a situation after Perto is recruited and I have a plan for Magnus.
>>77702572Could we get some more interactions with eldar? Preferably with some regular guardians or something so that anon has some not-so-dickish eldar to chat with. They could even come across as the space elf version of depressed guardsmen.Maybe they could ask about their history and about their gods, and anon talking to them would actually lift their spirits and give them hope for a better tomorrow.
>>77702572So, which primarks have been found and what are each of them up to, or does cupanon even know?
>>77702351much appreciated brother
>>77702763i hope perturabo learns of the stc library on the ark mechanicus at some point
Yea, seeing 'regular' Eldar might be nice. Maybe have a minor side ark dedicated to how that council of craftworlds is getting along. Perhaps a rumor of him being protected by the cosmic serpent?But overall I love what are you doing... Although maybe seeing what anon has done to kiraos would be funny.
>>77702825I hope Pert gets to see the whole database Emps is currently working on.
>>77702753Anon could ask the emperor to help him with that, if soul busting isn't an option, soul transfers and the Proteus Protocol are(or a genetically engeneered girl made in secret by the emperor specially for it; or a superior mechanicus waifu)
>>77702753I have seen most of my family have relationship issues. My Grandma has been married at least 5 times, my uncles both got screwed in divorce court, my parents live apart and each had lots of lovers (my dad, way more then my mom). That is not even including my friends and their families love lives. Yeah, not interested.
>>77702965As said, scared by how fucked up current american/anglo society current is gato escaldado tem medo de agua fria
>>77702263QT SENSEI GF IS STILL IN THE CARDS BOYOS
>>77702783The Craftworld Eldar have had to place rules on talking to Anon, The Council of Craftworlds are still arguing terms.Anon will working with some Eldar militia soonish.>>77702792I don't have a list with me but I thinkLion, Fulgrim, Magnus, Ferrus, Angron, Horus, Leman, G-man, Khan, Vulcan and Dorn. Anon has yet to meet Dorn or Vulcan, but both know of him.>>77702910Oh boy, Kiraos... that is gonna be fun.>>77702941Anon is expecting to marry for politics and has accepted that love was never in the cards for him.
>>77703041Brazilian should keep to just english, palhaço.
>>77702941>a genetically engeneered girl made in secret by the emperor specially for itGive him catgirls or give him death.
>>77703220Wait, Catpeople are a thing in 40k...Emps:"Anon, no think of the scandal!"Anon:"Catgirls are Justice!"
Lmao imagine what'll happen if anon ever runs into UR-025.He takes one look at that man of iron in disguise and practically shits his pants, with the robot realizing what's up and virtually doing the same.Or perhaps the robot would recognize anons behavior as being pre-imperial, and it wouldn't treat him with as much revulsion since anon comes from a time when humans didn't hate machines so much?
>>77703248They hated him for telling the truth
>>77703173Introduce dorn to lego
>>77702263I go for the idea Razit misunderstood Anons motives and he wants getthe Boyo closer to Anon in a Bromance of some sort. Note that Razit remembers Anon attacking maids making a move on him when they spiked his drink.
>>77703220This isn't that crazy a suggestion. Mutant strains of sanctioned humans exist with the qualities you describe. No bio-engineering required. Might need to work on the limited shelf-life tho.
>>77702910>>77703173Anon had better ask him if he is a Gene stealer.
>>77703283oh shit... actually wait. That might benefit the imperium... maybe?Also, will the Anonites try searching for the sensei, and bringing them to the emperor.... If I remember correctly a few Necron tomb worlds were active during this time... A particular kleptomaniac comes to mind. ...._. oh shit
>>77702572On a more meta note, how do you feel your perspective on the story and its following has changed over time so far? Has any shift in approach or focus come about? I've been reading a bunch of short stories and interviews of their authors recently for a university course project, so I thought it would be great to hear your take on it (Not for the project, but out of personal interest. Your stuff is really damn good).I'm the same guy that posted >>77669856.
>>77703545I mostly started as a shit post, It grew from there and I have been trying my best.
>>77703609Good to know, thanks. Be sure to not overstrain yourself; it's really well-written work that a lot of people admire, but don't feel obligated and don't overstrain yourself. Mental and physical well being come first, and we'd much rather prefer that this project remains something you enjoy.Anyway, thanks again!