>>75487548>>75509176I'm back. We are gonna go focus on Malcador for a bit, then back to Anon.>Meanwhile, deep in the Imperial Palace.>In a vaulted room, kept in near perfect darkness and protected by arcane wards.>An old man preps candles, the room slowly lights up as he circles the area.>The sigillite finishes his task and moves to a runic ward with a table in the center.>As he reaches out for the deck of cards, a figure appears across the table.>Malcador ignore his Master's projection and continues to shuffle the cards.>The Emperor projection is somber, he and his friend have played this game many times.>But this will be the first time since the Fool card changed from a blank card to a visage of his cupbearer, Anon.>Malcador places the set, the roles are played.>Emps chooses the Angel as Warmaster, as was Anon's suggestion.>As always the Warmaster falls.>As Malcador continues the the play, the Emperor orders him to stop and restart.>This Repeats itself as he chooses a different Warmaster each time.>Malcador grows colder with each round.
>>76228931>No change, no matter which of his Master's sons.>The Warmaster always falls to Chaos.>Malcador narrows his eyes.>Since Anon graced the Fool Card, Malcadors card now survives each game. Even as his master remains bound to the Golden Throne.>The stagnation is drastically lessened but still a march to ruin.>Each playthrough leads to the Fool breaking as he desperately tries to replace Malcador's role as he finally succumbs to age.>They play through the last of the Primarchs path.>Mal goes to pack up the cards.>"~No, we have another round to play.~">Confused, Malcador still does as asked.>When the choice of Warmaster comes, his master chooses the Fool.>And the cards catch fire.>"~Interesting.~">The Emperor vanishes, no doubt to think on the new rounds.>Malcador puts each candle out and leaves the room.>He moves through the lower levels of the Palace back up to his study.>Legos is waiting for him.>"Legos, I see you are well. How fare the others?">"Two of my brothers had to be put down, far less then what we were expecting. Anon's cautions prevented the worst.">The Custodian and the Sigillite discussed the threat that was removed, only to be interrupted by more Custodes with a certain prisoner in tow.>"Ah, Sava, we have much to discuss."
>>76229404Back to Anon.>Emps sent me out to lead a splinter fleet that was being tasked to bring a sector into the fold.>It was rather tame. Mostly Fuedal worlds and the odd civil world here and their.>Most were happy to see us.>A few worlds attacked our diplomats and were punished harshly.>One king challenged me to duel, had me face his best knight in single combat. No guns.>Good thing my digiweapon is not a gun.>I didn't leave the poor guy to burn and quickly mercy killed him.>The king was kinda miffed that I cheated but held to his honor.>One of Razit's officers is staying behind to settle down with the king's heiress.
>>76229698>We moved on, crushed one world that refused the call to rejoin the fold.>We limited damage to the civis as they were clearly being forced to fight us. As in literal slave collars.>Once we took down the tower network keeping the collars working the leaders got order 66'ed by their slaves.>We left behind the Imperial fist detachment we had with us as this world needs them more then us right now.>I have directed several worlds to prep food aid to be shipped to help.>It felt really good to put those fuckers down.
>>76229698Does he have any power/ownership over worlds he settles like rouge traders get? Im legit surprised no imperial knight family hasn't straight up pledged themselves to him yet. Outsider looking in he is pretty damn impressive.
>>76229907>I oversaw some basic charters, mostly sticking basics.>I made one Civil World the sector capitol mostly because they actually had a starport and a history of peaceful trade in the area.>We headed back to the main fleet, which was currently beating the fuck out of a minor Ork empire.
>>76230243No, he gets a stipend for being in the Emps Household. Officially he doesn't have any 'direct' power only what the Emperor has given him at any time. Unofficially if Anon tells a group of soldiers to do something, they will not ever question it.
>>76230434>Emps was chilling watching an Ork world be bombed clean.>I joined him, offered him a drink and sat in a nice chair.>HE accepted the glass, but was focused on the world below us.>The floor on this deck was a see through crystal, looked like we where standing in the void over the world.>Eventually Emps downed the glass, and we discussed the sector I brought into the fold.>We were closing in on the Interrex and Horus, who was working out a deal with them.>A Nomad fleet had entered the talks as well. A group of Humans and allied xenos.>I will admit, I did not trust the xenos.>I knew what kind of galaxy I was in.>The aliens of the Interrex and this nomad fleet had long histories of working peacefully with humans, but it put me on edge.>Like I was open to a knife to the back.
>>76230674>This planet was a trash heap.>I was with Emps, planetside as Imperial forces hunted the Orc holdouts.>The greenskins had dug in and dug in hard.>The mortal forces had this well in hand.>As we cleansed each area we would build holdfasts and clear areas for landing zones.>Most of my work here was approving base layouts and settling tensions from the Imperials diverse forces.>And overseeing the mass burning of orkiod bodies.
>>76231022>The last Ork holdouts on this world are being finished off.>This world is suckish now, but it is a nice location for connecting several sectors together.>Because of this we are gonna leave behind a crack team to build this world up.>This world will one day be rich from trade and will be a keystone fore the Imperium in this region.>Truly some good work.
>>76231280>Angron sent word to us.>The Craftworlds that sent me an envoy have formally former a Coalition.>Well more like they agree to agree to a Coalition.>The Eldar have approached Angron's Warhounds to evacuate a Maiden World with human colonists that have agreed to leave.>Angron is asking Emps and I how to proceed.>I am at a loss, the idea that the Eldar would properly organize and send a proper diplomatic team to deal with such and issue confused me.>I know the Eldar could be diplomatic, but they were always underhanded. This was them forming a possible long term collective of Craftworlds and trying to keep the Imperium peaceful.>I will just have to trust Emps on this.
>>76231454>Emps agreed to the Eldar's request.>Angron was tasked with overseeing the worlds two million colonists relocated to three frontier worlds.>In return the Eldar have agreed to help defend those three frontier worlds and agreed to further talks with the Imperium once they have formalized their Coalition.
>>76231589>We went about our tasks of running the fleet.>I had to put down a riot on one ship when two regiments started arguing.>It started with heckling, then yelling matches during meal times, then fist fights in the halls to full on brawls between regiments.>I had the General in charge of overseeing those regiments reprimanded and had each regiment reassigned to different ships.>I had marks added to each CO's records and had one trooper flogged. Fucker threw some fruit at me.
Small break for food.
>>76232022No rush, i'm looking forward to regularly checking this thread for updates.
>>76231935>I finished dealing with the bullshit and settled some matter with my scribes and staff.>My suite called me, the siren of sleep called.>as I approached my room I noticed something off.>I signal my Custodes guards to send word to the Sunny Dogs.>One of the Custodes goes in first, then waves me in.>I do in fact have visitors.>Konrad and some Night Lord captain I don't know.
>>76233414>Konrad came by to pass a warning.>The Cabal is gunning for me, I kinda guessed that.>The latest Cabal agents Konrad faced had files on me that were... strange.>They knew I was a reincarnate from Terra, but they somehow found a bunch of old vids and thought I was the generic protag from isekia anime...>I thought these guys were meant to be smart...
>>76233521>They also showed me some vids of some new xenos they fought.>Fuckers looked like mini Cthulhu clones.>That was worrying.>Also had what looked like Hrud with them.>The 8th were pretty sure they were scouts of somekind.>Konrad did not take my answers well and stormed out to speak with his father.
>>76233647>I chatted with the Captain a bit.>After a bit, I explained I need to sleep and offered talk later.>I woke later to a maid task to get me for a meeting.>I splashed my face with some water and eat a ration bar as I walked.>Tasted better then I thought it would but still tasted of stale caramel.
>>76233833>Emps was in the meeting hall early.>Joked about getting me a katana to play up the Cabal's mistaken "intel".>I rolled my eyes at him.>We chatted about nonsense in English as the rest of the leaders of the fleet filtered in.>We switched to Gothic as more people arrived.
>>76228931Welcome back Cup anon, Good to have you back!
I´ve checked every day for this; I am so hard rn
>>76228931yey, you are back!
>Imperial FistHow is Rogal Dorn doing these day OP, is he still on Inwit?
>cards get lit on fire if anon becomes warmaster
>>76233833>>76231022>>76232022look at them digits
>>76233976>Emps went over most topics fairly quick.>Konrad was tagged in, to discuss the new xenos and new measures regarding mental effects.>A few officers are being sent to intergrate a pocket empire that approached the Imperium for annexing. Smart, they will get a much better deal that way.>Afterword Konrad and Emps joined me for a quick meal.
>>76234302He was found and is kicking major ass, sadly Anon has yet to meet him.
>>76234448>After a nice meal, Konrad leaves to hunt more Cabal agents.>Nice lad.>Emps and I are going over some basic plans for after he deals with the Interrex.>Looks like HE wants me to get sadboi Pert.>I think I can handle that.>The thing that really stands out is Magnus is gonna be tasked with searching near the Halo stars for Alpharius and Omegon.>Sounds like a headache, poor Magnus.
>>76234474>Anon and Dorn bonding time, they go to a oceanic world and build sandcastles
>>76234720>Getting PerturaboWell considering they are both heavily autistic, they will get along juuuuuust fiiiine
>>76228931OH SHIT WHATDUP HES BACK
>>76234720>I spent the rest of the trip, helping with more translating records.>We were greeted by a waiting Luna Wolves force alongside a few Interrex ships.>The Interrex had about 40ish worlds, their ships were rather... civilian looking.>They were dwarfed by the Imperial ships.>The world we were taken to was really great thought.>They had actual arcologies, not the hives I was use to seeing.>The World had 40 billion humans and 12 Billion xenos living but the environment looked better then Earth in my time.
here before these two appear
>>76235111>The Capitol through us a warm welcome.>Massive parades and crowds of Humans and Xenos cheering us on.>Abby 'the not yet armless' greeted us and brought us to Horus.>After Horus greeted us, Abaddon and I chatted while the Emps and son caught up.>Abby is a charming guy.
>>76236235>After that, meetings began.>We met with the Interrex diplomats.>I mostly shut the fuck up.>It was already mostly handled by Horus by this point, we were just here to finalize and sign treaties.>The terms were simple.>1. The Interrex and their citizens, human and xenos would be protected by the Imperium.>2. The Imperium and Mechanicum would be granted access to the Interrex's STC archives.>3. The Interrex would be allowed self rule as long as they followed the ban on AI and allowed the Blackships to do their duty.>There was more, but that was the simple version.
>>76236361>We met with the Nomad Fleet next.>They wanted to settle a series of worlds and wanted protection.>Emps allowed this, on certain conditions.>The Xenos allies would be left alone, but restricted to the sector they would be forming with the Nomad Humans.>They also had stockpiles of special materials and minerals that were rare as fuck, those were to be handed over.>Meetings with both the Nomads and Interrex went on for a while.
>>76236235>Abby 'the not yet armless'
>>76236533>Emps has decided to oversee the STC Archive data transfer personally.>I was being sent off with Luna Wolves, Emperor's Children and Ultramarines detachments.>Abaddon was leading the Luna Wolves group.>I would also get some Night Lords later.>My new Flagship would be a newly refurbished Gloriana class, that I would get to name.>And I had the perfect name.
>>76236710>I was planetside eating at a local cafe.>I could see the massive ship in low orbit with my unassisted eyes.>It was still being prepped and it's name was still a series of numbers.>I eat my food and enjoyed the sight.>Several passerbys were awe struck by the sheer size of the ship.>Eh, Emp's flagships was even bigger.>A Gloriana class is just about 20km long, Emps ship was well over 30km.>In a few hours I would be granted a tour of my new digs, the "Ally of Justice".
I am a bit stuck, feel free to ask questions while I try and work this through.
>>76237520how much has anon told the emperor about the necrons?
>>76237787A fair bit.Emps knows the Necrons are gonna wake up, the basics of how they work, what they got, just what the Void Dragon actually is, the flayed virus, and some notable necrons.
>>76237520Love your work. Im curious what do the legions think of Anon? This human who strides with giants. Also is he obliviously immune to the aura of the Primarchs/Emps that usually makes it hard to look at them or is it just never turned on? I imagine to a room of normies Anon being able to "stare into the sun" and be so casual and unimpressed must raise some eyebrows.
>>76237886>Army.Thinks Anon is a genius scholar that Emps is training into another Malcador.>LegionsThey either have no idea what to make of him or think he is part of the Emperors plan. Most of the legions he hasn't fought with have no idea what to think of him or don't think about him at all.
>>76237520What do the techbois think of anon?
>>76238091Has anon, Emp, Malcador and everyone made precautions in case Emps gets put on the golden toilet? How goes the Inperium Web Way project?
>>76238605For a lack of better term, they think he is lucky. That was why they sent him so much aid.
>>76239021Like a good luck charm?
What do the major space marine characters think of anon so far like Abaddon and Rylanor?
Its happening! Good to have you back cup anon.
>>76239559>AbbyTends to think of Anon as the Emperor's pet scholar. He has been seeing Anon more favorably lately due to Anon stepping up more.>The Ancient of RitesThinks Anon is a good soul, but needs tons of work.
If were talking about who thinks what of Anon then i want to know about Legos. He constantly watches him, he is the only person outside of Emps and Malcador who can actually have a informed opinion
does magnus still have his eye or did he trade it to titsnitch?
>>76240014If he did Emps would spank him because he fucking knows not to. Tzeentch was the cause of the mutations in the first place.
Great to see you back cup anon, Im still hype as fuck for anon to date a big tiddy mechanicus gf
did anon tell emps of malal?
>>76240014He still has his eye. Emps dealt with the Flesh Change.>>76240738Yes.
I am still stuck, I have work tomarrow, but am off the next day. I will post more after work and maybe in the morning if something hits me.
>>76241158Great, now he knows atheism has a Chaos god.
>>76241308Yes, that cause Emps to pause a bit.
>>76241474It must sting to know your entire plan of erradicating religion to starve evil gods would have wound up feeding them instead.
>>76240355Seconding this, minus the "reform the slut" part of the pic, emphasis on big tiddy
>>76240355>>76241855You'll get her when you make her.
>>76241927I don't know enough about WH40K to do that. I'm a fake gamer boy
>>76228931>Emps chooses the Angel as Warmaster, as was Anon's suggestion.>As always the Warmaster falls.>As Malcador continues the the play, the Emperor orders him to stop and restart.>This Repeats itself as he chooses a different Warmaster each time.Anon, don't let your fate-altering knowledge of 4chan go to waste! If every move results in the person with the role of Warmaster falling to chaos...>The only winning move is not to play. Don't assign a warmaster who has superiority over the other sons! Let all the sons be equal in rank
>>76241993>just read the next postwelp, nevermind
Thank the Emperor I caught this. CupAnon, what does the Eldar factions think of our boy? I think you're making the normal Eldar respect him, but what about the others like the clowns or BDSM faggets?
>>76242199Dark Eldar are expecting isekai tier bullshit.
Bump because no reason
Is Cupanon still here?
>>76238091What is Lelith's opinion on our dear boy after losing one of her arms?
Are the Zoats going to be involved in this in any way
HE'S BACK! PRAISE THE EMPEROR
>>76236873Anon, that's hell you're riding into
>>76228931Holy shit cupbearer!I wanted to thank you for your story so far and say I am a huge fan!Keep going!!
>>76243870I am not cupanon, so this is speculation but:She swore an oath to bring him in.One failed attempt is not going to stop her, but getting bodied and disarmed by my boi Legos has probably given her pause for thought.She's waiting until cupbearer is alone enough for her cult to help her bring him in.Biggest ever stain on her record and question towards her skill though, so next time she's bringing all shes got likely.She probably didn't know or give a fuck about cupbearer last time, but has done some asking around about him and his allies by now.Good odds she's like "fuck I should asked around before swearing to bring him in, how did he get 20 demigods who will watch his back?"
>>76237520how is anon standing on the primarchs eyes ?Seems preaty obvious that Angron loves him as a friend(hope no homo) and Magnus is happy to have a nerd buddyBut what about the others ?
>>76238091Does the Emperor have any concerns that cupbearers obviousness with women might lead to him being manipulated and influenced, like what happened with Sava only worse if they could make him love her?Does the cupbearer want a wife?How refined and popular is his kriegspeil game getting?is Razit going to open up about his ex governess?Are the troops ever going to take him aside and try to get answers about things they care about? Like "hey you advice the emperor, can I ask you about my problem zxy" and he's like "no I don't know I am just a nerd plz help"
>>76245945>>76245945From what I have read (not cupanon)Guilliman fears his knowledge, distrusts him as a mortal, but trusts that he is valuable and the malc and emp like and trust him so like benefit of the doubtKhan likes him, but dislikes that he is well liked. Like a hipster who likes a mainstream thing, he'd rather it not known that he actually likes cup-bearer and his company. He appreciates more than anything that cupbearer has never pressured the khan into anything, and given him the space he loves.Leman thinks he's a bit weak, a bit passive and a bit bookish but sees his worth and went in wanting to like him so has probably convinced himself he a good nerd, and important to malcador and emps.Fulgrim owes him for his legion and for indulging Fulgrim in wanting his men by his side, a feeling of indebtedness to this awkward nerd is hard for him. He is repaying him in the only way he knows how, by improving the cupbearer as a person (the ambidextrous lessons). Fulgrim also is probably having a bit of a crysis of faith in his abilities, seeing his own pursuit of perfection and art and second guessing himself. If I was any guess I'd say fulgrim would be steering away from ultra-detailed art and going for broad strokes and impressionism to avoid the perfection problem thoughts while still doing what he likes.>>cont
>>76246522Angron feels a weight of debt, and a closeness the other primarchs can't and wont ever have for him. He probably loves his silver ring, and has been working to get techpriests to make their game they worked on together better and more accurate, 3d rendering models and making a holoprojection version of the game with perfectly representative stats of imperial units and even enemy aliens. But at the end of the day, he still feels the paper version of it is closer to what he and cupbearer made so he secretly likes it better. As an empath, he probably also feels the "i'm out of my depth" that the cupbearer is exuding and wants to have his back more, but knows he has a hard time with those feelings at the same time wanting to do his role for the emperor. all up, Angron would side with cupbearer over the emperor.Manus made his a sword, which means he liked cupbearer but want t meet him, for reasons I have no idea.Magnus read his memories, and freaked out for days, so Magnus basically got a flashcut of 40k and knows cupbearer is no#1 chance to avoid that. He doesn't understand him, doesn't like him per say, but would back him to the death to avoid what he knows to be coming.Dorn thinks he is a powerful, eccentric, and well liked functionary and advisor to his father.Kurze likes him more than he can put into words and actions. Think stray cat that falls in love, watching and bringing heads of rats and birdsSolomon owes the cupbearer and thought to get the cupbearer into his debts by acting strongly against the eldar when they asked to hand cupbearer over.Cupbearer turns around and saves the whole legion and primrach from total destruction and dishonour, so solomon is like "whoa fuck, he reverse uno carded me" and owes him big but has no means to repay him
>>76246522>>76246654I like your interpretation anon
>>76246654>Think stray cat that falls in love, watching and bringing heads of rats and birdsNow I imagening Anon fiding dead/agonizing xenos and traitors in his quarters and just hearing a creepy/sinister/terrifying purr comming from a dark corner
>>76246766>>76247165lol thanks, I'd be interested to hear from cupanon what I got right and what missed the mark
>>76229404>>"Ah, Sava, we have much to discuss."Wait, Malcador was somehow involved in Anon "hit" attempt in anyway ?Or will he just mind rape her for the information on the cult/nobles that were behind it ?Would he tweak her to become a loyal assasin/chaos clear mistress as a "gift" to anon or other asset ?
>>76246522>>76246654This is really damn close.Leman tends to think of Anon like a lost puppy in WAY over his head.Manus honestly has no strong feelings on Anon one way or another. He made Anon a sword, mostly because he likes making stuff.They have meet but Ferrus is not really interested in making friends with Anon.As for Kurze. remember when Eldrad said Anon seeing that first ship burned away fate? Yeah, Kurze stopped having his worst visions.
>>76246522>>76246654Had a heart chuckle m8>>76249168Keuze confirmed good relations. Gotta get that boy some pain killers.
>>76249168Did emps ever talk about the Star Child?
>>76249168>Yeah, Kurze stopped having his worst visions.Is he aware that Anon is the one renponsable for that ?
>>76249408Yes, Emps thinks it is just a theory. He doesn't intend to rely on it.>>>76249618Yes.
>>76249630Has anon told emps about the primaris projectOr about safeguarding volkite weaponry before its STC is destroyed
>>76249630cupanon I need sleep, but I am so glad you are continuing this story and I will be with you when I wake.Seriously I read the previous threads on sup/tg/ so many times.keep going if you can
>>76249795didn't G-boy only come up with the primaris project after the heresy(taking inspiration on the raptor project) ?
>>76249168>Ferrus is not really interested in making friends with Anon.what if Anon get some metal bit in the place of some of his weak flesh bits
>>76249630Will Anon commission Pert and Magnus to work together on som anti corruption wards project, that way can have it in their armour and ships wont be as susceptible. Maybe if it works really well they can bring Fulgrim on to help make anti corruptive music/sound, like the hims the SOB sung when fighting chaos, but scienced the shit out of, and could be broadcast in ships in the event of an incursion, even just to make it unpleasant for demons.
>>76234720From what little I think I know about WH40k, the cabal wants to eradicate chaos above all else, right? If that's so, why does Konrad want to hunt them down & why does anon support that?
>>76251181https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/CabalThey are not only enemies to humanity but are eventually going to be an obstacle to stopping Chaos.
>>76251181That's because the Cabal actually wanted to destroy chaos by exterminating humanity. Thats in the prophecy they used and told Alpharious & Omegon to convince them to join Horus, then after Emps is dead Horus would realize his mistake and destroy chaos for good, again at the cost if humanity. While good for the galaxy, not good for humanity.
>>76251616Thing is Eldrad himself realized that plan would fail to stop Chaos.
did anon ever say the urist copy pasta to any eldar?
>>76252825Anon with the Important question
>>76252825My god I hope so
Cupanon nice job as always. Can't wait to see the lion, my favorite of the primarchs.Also does anyone have any news on the eldar isekai story, did the dude make it yet? If so anyone know where to go to see it
I can't wait till we see Emps set Logar straight. I'd love it if the Word Bearers who don't wanna be bible thumping fags are given a chance to leave and become the Imperial Heralds again. Fuck, put them under Anon for the crusade! Salt Logars wounds lol. Can give him the legion if Emps does decide to throw War Master title at him haha. The name of the legion does go well with anon'Really digging the parts with Malcador. I like seeing things from other characters for brief periods.
>>76249630Has Emps and Mal been informed of Farsight’s life stealing sword. Cause then >76229404Mal’s aging won’t be a problem. Just make him kill a ton of orks with it.
>>76249630Has anon told emps of the feud between trazyn and Orikan. Anon's inclusion into the universe may just end up disrupting Orikan divinations by just existing.
>>76255610The bible thumping is likely still going to be a thing.
>>76252825What is that?
>>76241158So what does Emp think about our dear 5th Boy of Chaos, is the golden king going to ease up on the TRUTH
>>76255983Oh no, that going to make Trazyn want him more.
>>76237520Are we going to see Yvraine, is Anon going to hook her up with girlymam
>>76256182She, and possibly her parents, haven't even been born yet. Though if she was nit a true born dark eldar, mans she was made in a ripped out womb by the homunculi and dumped into the slums of Commorragh like the majority if its population. So nowhere near now in time.
>>76249630Not sure if this was asked in a previous thread but, how much has Anon told the Emps about the Tyranids? Does he have a plan for them? And what was the Emps reaction to hearing about them?
>>76258142Not CupAnon, but anon did tell him
here b4 the neckbeardia qt3.14 gf reads this, to any editors from 1d4chan shame you didnt already add this to writefaggotry already
>>76258952I want Megan to step on me and take my lunch money
>>76259022wierd simping but okay
>>76236873>"~Anon, your fleet has been delayed.~">I pause from my meal.>Emps and I are eating at a very nice establishment.>Horus and his current Mornival are eating with us.>"Good news or Bad news?" I ask.>HE chuckles.>"~The first. I have confirmed the Lion's status. Caliban should be cleansed any day now. I want to to rally the First Legion main elements to your fleet and detour to reunite them with their Father.~">I whistle, damn the First Legion is HUGE at this point with well over 230,000 astartes.>This would put me in charge of the Largest fleet outside of the Sol Home fleet.>We returned to our meal.>Horus told me about some grey look alike species while i finished my meal.
>>76259406>I was chilling in my rooms in the new Imperial Embassy, I was trying to just relax and pleasure read before I was swamped in fleet paperwork and politics.>Problem was the Interrex elite kept trying to invite me to such and such or get me to listen to some political speal.>I tried not to be an ass, but I was quickly reaching my social limits.>Seemed every socialite and "bachelor" wanted to be my friend.>Seems Horus and Imperial media have REALLY talked me up.>Even with my history of xenocide, I was well liked by the Interrex population.>Seems they like how a normie human like me has risen so far.>Still was really killing my already strained free time.>Damn it I just want to read something fun for once!
>>76259406> The Lion> The First LegionIt's my boy!
>>76259495>Emps talked me into attending an Interrex talk show.>Well, more like Emps told me I was booked, I whined, then Horus and bois hauled me off.>Horus and I entered from back stage and greeted the weird host,>Lady had green hair made to look like a nest of eyes...>Horus was in a very nice suit, even if he still wore a beast hide over his shoulders.>I was wearing a toga with a red sash.>I looked retarded.>"Thank you both for joining us tonight!">"It is a pleasure to be back Shai'vi.">Horus has been on her show twice before now.>I give a short bow, "Glad I could join you.">I lean on my training and try and appear chill and charming.
>>76259586>We sat on a weird couch across from the hostess.>She had a hover chair.>"Horus, how has it been? Spending some time with your dear dad lately?">"Yes, we just had a lovely dinner last night. I showed him and Anon some of your local dishes.">"It was quite good." I speak up a bit, their food was great.>"And you, Anon. I heard a lot about you.">"Really now?">"Yes, we heard you went form a pre-electricity planet to being the Emperor's cupbearer over night. Must have made quite the first impression..">i laughed at the memory.>"You could say that.">"Care to share the details?">"It was simple really, he is extremely high level psyker and I have studied thinks he wanted to know more of. It grew from there.">I used the upmost of my bullshit training to weave a bit of truth into my story.>"And just what would the sixth son of a duke on a ,forgive me, a backwater world possible know that would interest an Emperor of an interstellar power?">"That's classified." I give my biggest shit eating grin. Some smartass hit a laugh track.
>>76259718Holy shit. If Razz or someone else doesn't take a pic of CupAnon's shit eating grin, then I roit
i need moar
>>76259718>The rest of the show was mostly fluff and bullshit questions.>Horus later told me he had basically given the studio a script to stick too.>We had a meet and greet with some elites and a few common people that had won tickets to the show event.>One kid straight up asked Horus if he could be a space marine.>Horus actually agreed to test the kid if his parents agreed.>The dad was honored but the boy's mom looked horrified.
>>76260302>I had plans to see a few sites afterword and asked Horus if he would like to join me.>He had a meeting soon but would catch up with me afterword.>It was late, but I was boarding in the early morning so I could sleep later on the Ally of Justice.>I saw a few monuments, took some pic with people I met on the street.>Razit got sick from street-vendor food.>Horus met up with us for a theater show, a classic local comedy.>It was nice.
>>76260339>I was getting ready to board the shuttle to my ship, when Emps visited me to see me off.>HE was in a far more casual form, just looked like an Old Man. The staffers didn't even notice him.>I waved to show I saw him.>We walked to a more private area to chat.>"~Ready to head back off on your own?~">"Ha, I will hardly be alone. I just need to play the middle man and let brighter minds hold the reigns. That and try and lighted their paperwork workload.">"~You know very well, I would just let you act the figurehead, you don't give yourself enough credit, Anon.~">He places his hand on my shoulder.>It is kinda strange to see the Emperor like this, I am slightly taller then him right now.>"~You have really taken my call to action seriously, it has really brightened my days.~">"I could hardly do else wise, how would I live with myself?">He smiles.>"~Most seek only power, others be damned. Few reach for the greater good, or can even see it.~">I chuckle at the Greater Good bit, reminded me of the Tau.>Emps clearly reads my thought.>"~Are they worth the effort to uplift?~">"Right now? No. Maybe someday? If we don't wipe them out.">We mostly chilled with some chess and small talk til my shuttle landed and was loaded.>We wished each other well and I headed off.
I am gonna sleep now, will post more tomarrow.
b l u e b e r r y t i d d i e sb l u e b e r r y t i d d i e sb l u e b e r r y t i d d i e s
>>76260530same thread bump limits far from full right?
Sleep well Cup bro
>>76260553Yeah, it thread some how dies, I will just start another.>>76260614Night.>>76260550>"~Anon... you are not just sparing the Tau so you can have a blue alien waifu, are you?~"
>>76260655night night cup anon i will miss you got the link for archive of november chapter?
>>76260655CupAnon said it, so it's official now. The Emperor questioned Anon about his love for B L U E B E R R I E T I D D E B L U E B E R R I E T I D D E B L U E B E R R I E T I D D E
>>76255610>I can't wait till we see Emps set Logar straight.Fucking this. Aside from Angron & Magnus being saved, this is what I've been looking forward to the most when it comes to primarch shenanigans
>>76261478i bet 8 digits he recites ecclesiarch "pajamas" decius Man-emperor speech
>>76249962not cupanon but ferrus would like him even less, he had plans to get his literal iron hands turned back to normal and to stop his legion from turning into glorified servitors too bad he got rekt by fulgrim in the og timeline
The Lion! Wooo!!So what does the order of recovered Primarchs look like in this world? Sometimes its hard to keep track of who is recovered and who is crusading or not.
>>76262107think he'll be buds with the Lion/Luther or will the Lions see him as a liability?
>>76262164Think he will trigger the Lion's paranoia hard, and he will go above and beyond to have an eye over the Cupbearer until he has enough information to "trust" himAlso I can see he being anoyed by anon lack of proper noble behaivior and dicedes to drill some chivalry and proper knightly behaivior on him(he can't have the cupbear of THE Emperor act like some pleb)
>>76262292now i'm imagineing the Lion and Fulgrim arguing with eachother on how to improve Anon's behaviour while he's tied up on a chair
>>76261478But Logar is completely in the right to worship the Emperor, Emps fucked up by completely rejecting it. Most of the problems of the Ecclesiarchy could have been avoided and could have still gotten the anti-daemon rites and artifacts they produced (which is the biggest benefit of the Ecclesiarchy if they aren’t the glue holding the Imperium together).
>>76255475Progress has been a bit slow, ended up having to rewrite it twice since I didn't like how it ended up. I have been making quite a bit of progress lately though.
>>76263684He could just have Magnus this time research more directly anti-deamon warp/psychic tools/weapons, with forewarning of the hazards.
>>76263962you can i get a link to it?
>>76264104Not posted yet. Need to write up more.
>>76264133aight, take as much time as you needhttps://youtu.be/3MVUh28Xd_U?t=485
>>76263962I wouldn't worry too much about it being perfect. As long as you have fun writing it people will throw their own ideas at you to be used
>>76264245Yeah but I need to get at least the start done since I take a while to write. Was contemplating writing the start before the fall of eldar but eventually decided against it.
>>76233647>>Fuckers looked like mini Cthulhu clones.>>Also had what looked like Hrud with them.Rangdan Xenocides arc forshadowing ?
>>76261208>First all the Elf and Eldar porn in Anons memories when the emperor unearthed Nuceria location from it>Activly avoiding intimate relations with proper human woman>Now the lewd blueberrie tiddies images springing in his head after talking about the Tau, a race you have been convinced to spareThree strikes Anon, I imagine Emps planing how to re-educated/cure Anon from his xenophilia problem maybe the sunny dogs start to get orders to drag Anon to high end brothels more often
>>76260655Does anon plan on telling Perturabo that the star maelstrom in the sky that he has sensed since infancy is the eye of terror, and subsequently why Perturabo needs to give it the biggest middle finger he can build?
>>76265994Oh man I sure freaking hope so! Be a damn shame to leave that unaddressed.I hope some redemption of character will happen like with Angron.
>>76260500>I settled in to my suite onboard the Ally of Justice.>I had the same space as a damn manor here.>After I settled down and rang up the Ship's officers.>I ask when would be a good time to meet.>They would be busy for now while we prepped to jump, but I wanted to let them know I wasn't avoiding them.>I am the kinda guy that could go weeks without talking and be fine, but my role demanded I be social. Got to step up.>Razit, Abaddon and I eat lunch together.>Note to self try and meet more of the Luna Wolves I have with me.
>>76267833YAY!P.s. Pert should so humiliate the eldar like he did his early teachers and tutors, by learning to speak read and write Aeldari better than eldar. Gona give Eldrad a headache and Pert grammar natzies him.
>>76267833>The plan was to meet up with elements of the First Legion as we went.>Take some planets as we headed to Caliban.>Pick up the Lion and set Caliban under the First Legion's direct rule.>Then go find Pert and stop him from being salty all the time.>Should be fun.
>>76267993>After we were mid jump, I called a general meeting for the fleet leadership.>I made another council style board that went over the Fleets needs.>It had served me well so far.>The first few meetings I mostly spent explaining how the council worked.>Most Imperial fleets were very Top Down focused.>After that, I actually found myself bored.>My scribes with the Emperor's fleet had taken over most of the translating jobs.>I had already finished my portion before I was assigned this fleet.>Guess I better find a hobby.
>>76268174>Guess I better find a hobby.Time to teach tabletop wargaming to either his staff or the officers.
>>76268174>Our first stop was a barren system.>Only had random chunks of ice and rock orbiting a dwarf star.>We waited a week for another fleet that was joining us.>We pass around supplies between ships and jumped.>Things went smoothly until we had to deal with some dumb fuckery.>A trooper got lynched, he was some chad type sleeping with any willing lady.>His last hook up was another trooper's wife.>The cuckold'ed trooper and his friends threw the manwhore out the airlock. Mid warp.>That area of that ship is now cursed.>You can literally hear the poor guy's screams when the lights are off.>One of the friends turned himself and his fellows in, he told us they were only gonna rough him up, not throw the offender to the warp.>The cuckholded trooper was shot by firing squad for murder, his friends were assigned to penal regiments.>The wife that cheated on the trooper just joined one officer's harem.>This was fucking stupid.
Hey what about the Squats?
>>76268666Sounds like he needs to text Magnus or Emps for curse removal tips.
>>76268666>Things calmed back down a bit.>We found a habitable world not on our charts.>We had it added and set up a few settlements.>Planet was a colder world, massive ice caps, lots of Falkland type islands.>A few Regiments from Ice Worlds were happy for the land grant.>I named the world Thule, and we moved on.
>>76268666Why are the airlocks even working in the warp? Did nobody ever think of creating a lock that would prevent opening of the ship while in the middle of hell?
>>76268805>We came across a stranded ship in one system.>The ship had to throw their warp engine into the star as it started to fail.>The ship had been stuck in this system for over two years.>They had set up a actual farms on the ship.>One of the crew had experience on treating soil and had basically saved their asses.>The gal literally saved the crew of 20,000 people.>We took them with us.
>>76269064Vet them down to the molecular level as to ensure that they are free from the taint of chaos.The endolphinable taint of mutation must go unpunished.
>>76268666>Me:Wait, so you're telling me its all cuckoldery?>Tzeentch: Always has been... or is it?
>>76268666Of course the moment that shit goes wrong, the post is 666. I don't like where this is going.
>>76268666I bet the chadtrooper will return as a Tzeench or Slaanesh deamon
>>76267993>Then go find Pert and stop him from being salty all the timei like Pertobobo, and i hate those "muh salty buthurt" memeHe is trying his best and is insecure that he isnt doing enough. I know his victim complex is out of proportions, but he is this really much worse that other primarhs bullshit?
>>76269064>A delay held us back.>A pocket empire of Beastfolk.>They had conquered their planet some time back and wiped out the remaining humans.>They had managed to get ships from an Old Federation vault and were ethic cleansing the human worlds in this sector.>Six human worlds were occupied and the local humans being worked to death in camps.>We hit them like a hammer.>We had several Beastfolk defect before fighting even broke out.>Seems that the current Beastfolk leadership was unpopular.>Once we had the area under control, we exiled the defectors to a frontier world, the rest of the Beastfolk were wiped out.
>>76269644>Rebuilding the sector took a while.>We started having First Legion elements joining us over time.>While rebuilding an Agriworld just called 3-GK, I was asked by the PG if I could relocate some of his people.>The world was just not able to house them all right now as most of the habs were scrap heaps.>I agreed, of course.>When the refugees arrived on the fleet I was stunned.>Turns out the PG was from a reform faction that ousted the nobles that let the world get conquered.>The refugees were not farm staff that knew how to settle a world but nobles, their families and harems that have never world a day in their lives.>They had hid in bunkers while their people where butchered.>What was I gonna do with a bunch of posh gits and their bedwarmers?
>>76269871>>What was I gonna do with a bunch of posh gits and their bedwarmers?Test the kids for compatibility with the avaliable gene seed and induct the compatible one into the legionsTake some of the preatiest daughters of the nobles as your bedwarmersUse the educated nobles for clerical work Send all the useless ones to drill sargents to training into something useful
>>76269576Totally agree. Boy just needs some TLC >>76269644>we exiled the defectorsMercy for Xenos?! Striking deals?! Im surprised. I guess Kurze rubbed off on him.
>>76269980Don't forget servitors
>>76270000Beastman are not xenos, they are abhumansstable mutants
>>76269980Don't forget Servitors. Can always use more Servitors.
>>76269871See if you can make some rogue traders out of them.
>>76270080they are destituted and i don't think they would know how to manage a ship
>>76269871>I had every exile tested for skills and assigned quarters.>Several complained I was mistreating them.>I told them if they didn't work, they would not eat.>Many of the harem girls quickly found new "patrons".>Several of them asked to work for me, I gave them maid jobs.>The Children of the exiles were given classes.
>>76270203say cup anon you posted on november right? can you post the archieve link?
>>76270203>Things were calm for a while, but busy.>I oversaw lots of settlement rebuilding.>Integrating local structures into Imperial standards.>My new maids kept causing issues with my old staff.>One maid, didn't take no for an answer and tried to blackmail me into taking her to bed.>One of the Custodes cut her down right there.>That caused even MORE paperwork.
>>76270203>>Several of them asked to work for me, I gave them maid jobs.Will Razit and the other sunny dogs organize to get Anon naked and locked with his new 'harem' to force him to relax or will be the custodes doing it under the emps/mal orders(to make sure anon stay groundade as a human and don't exceed to healthy levels of paranoia) ?
>>76270368I think this is #9, I was busy at work sorry.Lots of my stores staff walked out.
>>76270394oh so you posted last september i was worried for a bit
>>76270389when are (you) gonna write it?
>>76270370>>One of the Custodes cut her down right there.he still didn't learn how to not over-react on those cases
>>76270431>cupanon doujinshi when ?
>>76270432Anon didn't order the Custodes to kill her.
>>76270370>The maid's death was pretty dumb but it stopped a lot of the bullshit.>Her blackmail wasn't even that bad, just her threatening to spread rumors of my being a eunuch.>That was hardly gonna make me want to sleep with her more.>I also didn't care if other people thought I was a eunuch.>I mostly ignore the issue til it died down.
>>76270624>With the Sector mostly rebuilt, we headed out.>Most of what we passed was empty space.>Not actual void just systems of ruble.>Things calmed down on the fleet.>I joined with the Astartes elements for feasts and inter-legion games.>Abby even kicked my ass in a bout, thankfully he went easy on me so nothing broke.>I even got them to play tug of war with chains.>They REALLY got into that.
>>76264289Well whenever you get the story done let us know, I'm pumped enough I might make my own Warhammer Isekai. Going with human, have a couple ideas with it
>>76270737>We came across a jungle world.>It had very large predators hunting megafauna.>We of course used it as a hunting retreat.>Army and Legion teams hunted their fill and we stocked up our meat supplies.>I over heard a Trooper Trevik say the world was a steakhouse, So I formally named the planet "Trevik's Steakhouse".
>>76270829>I got spooked a bit.>I was approached by a Watcher in the Dark while minding my own business.>I have no idea how it got on ship mid warp, and I don't want to know.>It asked me to delay my fleet a few day, warning that something was trying to ambush us soon.>I thanked it for the warning and called a crisis meeting.
>>76270912>My Council decided to hold up around an Ice world we stopped by.>We told the crews we were stocking up on water and taking tally of stores.>Fairly standard stuff.>Two weeks later I was contacted again.>This time by two Watchers that informed me they had "handled" the threat.>I had no idea what to think about this.
>>76271017>After a few jumps we stopped at a system littered with derelict xenos ships.>The techbois couldn't find anything to identify them, I called off the searches and we headed out.>Abaddon didn't take this well and insisted I have at least a squad of Marines with me at all times.
>>76271017>>76270912>>76271115Thos little buggers have that much reach?!
>>76270370based custode bro, ain't no hoe gonna mess with mah nigga
>>76271115>As we scouted out a garden world we found, shit went down.>I was planetside after a week of Army forces scouting the world.>I had a company of Luna Wolves, the Sunny Dogs and my two Custodes.>I was checking out a ruin, with murals. looked like human make.>Maybe a lost colony that dwindled?>We hadn't contacted any people here.>But they could have easily regressed to tribal levels and we just haven't found them yet.>I was voxxing for a team of scribes to record everything when it happened.>I heard a mental scream, weapons fire and something jumped out from the shadows in the corner.>My Custodes cut down whatever the fuck that mass of tentacles was and was rushed to an evac.>We fought our way to the landing field, but as we left the ruins the beasts just faded from reality.>This was clearly fuckery so I ordered the ruins shelled from orbit.>As everyone was being checked, we had to mercy kill two Sunny Dogs.>They reported headaches and we found... something in their heads.>Several more turned themselves in for check ups but came up clean.>Still spooked the shit out of us.>We marked this world for censor and moved on.
>>76271492>One of my new maids asked to be reassigned.>I asked why.>She was one of the new maids that had not caused issues.>She said she didn't actually want to work, but be arm candy and a bedwarmer. She thought I just had a maid fetish and now wanted to find a parton as I clearly wasn't interested.>I wished her well and she moved in with one of the ship's officers.>To each their own.
>>76271607This scene shows that mankind HAS progressed in the 30K. >I don't want to work, I just want to be a cumdumpster.>Okay then you're fired and I hear one of my officers is looking for a bedwarmer.It brings a tear to my eye.
>>76271607>My Council was dealing with day to day tasks when we got an odd request from some menials.>Seems like they wanted separate habs for men and women?>Why?>We sent teams in to investigate the strange request.>Turns out an Imperial cult had taken my lack of love life as a "sign" from the Emperor.>They were preaching that I was a Saint and the sexes should remain isolated unless for procreating.>What the actual fuck?>I am just socially awkward, how did they even reach that conclusion?
>>76271663"Manager of Human Resources" sounds like a dull job, but it can be useful at times.
>>76271663It’s rare to see such honesty in a woman.
>>76271757>>I am just socially awkward, how did they even reach that conclusion?no, there's being socially awkward and there's activly avoid sex and paranoically avoiding any sort of intimacy and after all that time as a high ranking diplomate and all those lessons Anon should know it and even realize how that would affect his underlings and civs due his proximity with The Emperor and Primarchs Now the only way for him to fix that would be suck it and take some of the girls that are approaching and being direct with him
>>76271757YES SAINT ANON DEMANDS IT, NO SLAANESHI TEMPTATIONS.
>>76271757>We broke up the Imperial Cult and posted flyers detailing why the Cult was disbanded and wrong.>Also why I wasn't a saint.>It was weird finding all the religious art of me and Emps.>They had at least made me look like a badass in the art.>One shrine had Emps and I looking a little TOO passionately at each other though.
>>76271757>>They were preaching that I was a Saint and the sexes should remain isolated unless for procreating.>literally the “sex for the sole purpose of reproduction” memeWell this’ll piss off Slaanesh.
>>76271924Yes, art... haha!...
>>76271888NO THAT'S WHAT SLAANESH WANTs, MAY THE THOTS BEGONE FROM THY MIND. SAINT ANON DEMANDS IT
Since battle nuns aren't a thing yet (or perhaps ever in this world), anon should create battle maids!
>>76271924>They ship it.>Anon's face when.
>>76271995What would such an Order even be called?
If Cupanon ever goes near the tau, he really need to get the dawn blade (farsight’s sword). It can cut straight through a daemon as if it was air that could be really useful if the webway project still goes south, or just in general with chaos. It would especially be useful to reverse engineer too.
>>76272012Sisters of Battle were originally called Brides of the Emperor.
That sword also gives the life force of whatever it kills to the wielder and is also xenos technology.
>>76272012keeping the latin theme of namesAdeptas Ancillas (lit. adepts maids/female servants/slaves)
>>76272048Could use it to extent the lives of certain important humans or marines. Like Malcador in >>76229404 ,but their are probably others.
>>76271924>I had the "head priest" of the cult brought to me.>Guy was Big.>Was a bodybuilder during his free time before converting.>Guy literally tried to kiss my boots when the guards brought him in.>I tried to reason with him, he started ranting about women being the source of all human weakness and other nonsense.>As my guards dragged him away, he started "Praising my bromance with the Emperor.">I needed a drink after dealing with this loon.>Razit broke out his personal stash.
>>76272086>>76272118It is also said to be able to be cut through force fields, it’s definitely something the imperium should try to get and reverse engineer before the elder or someone else get it
>>76272127Ah, so the cult leader was from /fit/
>>76272217Bonus would be to send Magnus to research the Hexagramic wards present at that temple, maybe get Pert to add it into fortification and tech, and Fulgrim to integrate it into his art and make it corruption resistant.
I am gonna get some food brb.
>>76272402Enjoy your sustenance, CupAnon. We await you with great passion.
>>76270370Anon just fuck someone already, i know slaanesh is a real cunt but c'mon man.
>>76260302I hope the kid makes the cut. What happened to the first boy who went to see if he could become one of Angrons sons?
>>76272473Just to spite Slaanesh, he should have sex with one of them, but completely vanilla so they don't get anything from it.
>>76272548It's growing up to become Kharn, the loyal
>>76272562just utterly emotionless bored sex
>>76272012>>76272114I'm all for it!
>>76272548That first boy is currently a Warhounds Scout.
>>76273397Any of the others make it?
Oh lord Anon, who art at Emperor’s sideBearer and guardian of the sacred gobletOf the nectar of life and the waters of wisdomYou who stand tall among Primarchs and guide angelsBut by you humbleness refuse to stand above usThe common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowdHear my prayer, land the wisdom of your wordsProtect from those who lurk among the shadows of my blindnessOur gains of everyday land us, but free us from the THOTSEt Emperor, Et Imperium, Et AquariusAquila!
>>76272127>I woke up in my study.>I was on the ground and was shirtless.>My desk was upside down and the sword Ferrus made me stuck in a leg of the desk.>What happened last night.>I mixed an herbal drink from my stash, it really helped with my hangover.>Damn, Razit what did you give me?>As I walked out to the rest of my suite and noticed the mess.>Butlers, Maids, Scribes and Sunny Dogs were passed out everywhere.>I started waking people up, we had a mess to clean up.
>>76273506Anon partied a bit too hard
>>76273506>"How much is the damage gonna cost.">I ask with dread, covering my face with my hands, in shame.>The scribe looks abashed, "Around two and a half million credits, as well as reassigning some staff do to the... awkwardness.">Dear Go... Sorry, my bad.>By the Imperium, what had we done?>This got REALLY out of hand.>Half my staff were on leave from injury.>And it looks like many off my maids would need another type of leave soon.>This was insane.>I had Razit's stash seized.>He was actually ok with that, we both think someone spike his liquor.
>>76273621>His liquor was just expired.>It had aged into super boozes.>How does that even work?>Razit blames me, says it was me not taking a harem is the cause of all this.>I threw a book at him.
>>76273621This is fine. It's coming out of the Sunny Dog's pay.
>>76273708It had better.
I was gonna do another arc tonight, but it kinda doesn't fit on thinking it through.I also need to plan out how to go about writing the Lion, so I will need to study for that one. This will be it for now, I will write more on my next set of days off. Any questions?
>>76273739scheduling? any specific dates and times in mind?
>>76273766I work retail, it changes on a dime. I think I have two days off sometime next week.
>>76273788i will be waiting man no pressure think this through /tg/ has its eyes on you make it count this is your proof you were here, but still take it easy lmao
>>76273788Take care of yourself Anon. Your story is a ton of fun that I don't want to stop without a good end. We'll see you later.
>>76273788This is the one /tg/ story I look forward to. Keep up the great work, CupAnon!
>>76273739Will Anon ever assume himself over paranoid or asexual ?And now that he has a cult, would the worship towards him make his psychic abilities increase, at least by a little bit ?What would today's original arc be ?
>>76273788If people believe in Anon hard enough, will be become an anime protag?
what we want is a hentai protag
>>76273871not cupanon but given the nature of the warp yes i believe he can
>>76273739Will Anon show Perturabo and Feris Necron tech one he finds samples?
>>76273695>>Razit blames me, says it was me not taking a harem is the cause of all this.he is not wrong, the best way for anon to not draw a cult would be to just act more like any other high rank officer
>>76273841I was gonna have Lelith go for round two, but it didn't work. Also Anon is based of me, I have never been in a relationship and never will. I have a sex drive but don't act on it. I have seen far to many friends and family be destroyed by relationships.>>76273871In Warhammer Lore, it could happen.>>76273889Then write it.>>76273894Hell yeah.
nah im just loling, if you went full hentai i would stop reading, dont give in to slaanesh cup anon >>76274006
>>76274006Have Emps and Mall been told about Farsight’s life stealing sword?
>>76274277No, Anon honestly forgot about it.
>>76274006>Also Anon is based of me, I have never been in a relationship and never will. I have a sex drive but don't act on it. I have seen far to many friends and family be destroyed by relationships.you should at least give an in universe reason for Anon behaivior, taking in accounte his position, power and influence and general impiral culture
what are you gonna do with the next missing primarch, my head cannon is tha he landed on an ork world, and became a sort of orc primarch
>>76274435He has given plenty of reasons for Anons actions with his personality and explinations out of green text. He can still be awkward, dense & inexperienced and do what he has done.
>>76274452Oh I have plans for the 11th Primarch.>>76274435I thought I made it pretty clear, Anon wouldn't even know what to do with a women if one managed to get in his bed. He has no experience and frankly doesn't want to be made a fool more then he already is.
>>76274569>awkward, dense & inexperiencednot after so much time in his position, having to act as a diplomate and official(even if just a figurehead) and reciving lesson in social topicsit feel forced and fillery, like when they need to make sure the MC don't go with any girl in a bad anime
>>76274667any chance you can make a discord, somewhere folks can gather and discuss things while we wait for your return. Instead of just lurking on the /tg/ threads in anticipation.
I dig the idea Ferrus gets all his Intel on Anon from Fulgrim. His disinterest is only fueled by how WEEEAK anon seems.
>>76274707I have literally never used discord.
>>76274406Bet after Malibro is all juced up, emps could make immortal servitor clones or bodies with no sentience, based in primarche imortality, then have people later kill those immoral bodies with rhe sword.
>>76274667>He has no experience and frankly doesn't want to be made a fool more then he already is.Doesn't make much sense since he already surrounded himself with harem girls and it would make Anon easier to fool by playing on that paranoiaAnd if he realy feel that anyone traing to get close would shot him in the back he shouldn't allow staff going in his quarters for a hot tube or a party or even leave his quarters unguardedIt'sAnon's inconsistency that is anoying me, once such traits only manifest as an excuse for Anon to remain a virgin but aren't seen in other situations where the same motivations would apply
>>76274703I disagree. He was a loner before he became cupbearer , he has no experience or confidence in such things from the beginning and has no real breathing room to properly adjust. He is in a seat of power dealing with a crusade and the creeping taint of Chaos only he can help fight back. Forced into playing baby sitter and therapist to demigods. Deciding life and death on a scale unthinkable. He is constantly stressed and tired as his job demands everything from him. And somehow this along with the etiquette lessons is supposed to make it easier to approach woman? Knowing how to conduct yourself in high society doesn't exactly prepare you to be a smooth talking ladies Man. If anything it makes it harder. Everyone who approaches him has a agenda of some kind. Use him, kill him, spy on him, kidnap him or whatever. If anything his position and the constant prodding to "get out of his shell" is probably making it harder for him to adjust.
>>76275048also add the huge mental image most would have off him.
>>76274821I asked this earlier in the day, but does anon plan on telling Perturabo that the star maelstrom in the sky that he has sensed since infancy is actually the eye of terror, and subsequently why Perturabo needs to give it the biggest middle finger he can possibly build?
>>76275156Why wouldn't he?
>>76275167Is there any chance of Sanguinius falling to Khorne? I feel like he'd try even harder now that Angron doesnt have brain nails
>>76275167did anon ever unleash his inner urist against any eldar?
>>76275048first he had breathing room in all the times between mission and in transitsecond, he would not become a ladies man but the skill set he would need to navegate high society, deal with officers and nobles (reading people, basic manipulation and leadership) would make the exact opposite of awkward, dense & inexperience and is the exact same skill set to deal with woman >Everyone who approaches him has a agenda of some kind. and that once comes up in his mind when any sort of intimacy is eminent, but he didn't thought twice before assing a bunch of people he don't know shit as his maids and servants, letting his underling go on his quarters at will(remember the hot tube scene), leaving his quarters unguarded, not screening who enter it...His paranoia is inconsistant > If anything his position and the constant prodding to "get out of his shell" is probably making it harder for him to adjust.And such difficult to ajust only appear in one type of situation
>>76275167Does the Emperor know about the Cadian Pylons?
>>76275167I know that he would absolutely do it. I meant it more in the sense of wether or not anon knew that detail about Perturabo. I’m not good at wording my questions, sorry.
>>76275279what is the urist copypasta again and can you post it or a link?
>>76274667>Anon wouldn't even know what to do with a women if one managed to get in his bedDoesn't mean a woman that knows what she wants can't just take what she wants. I mean, aside from his substantial defenses. Though they have been breached before. He could end up "Snu snu'd" so to speak.
Why are people so obsessed over his love life? Of he wrote him like a anime protag the story wouldn't be half as interesting. Its like folks love the story so much but also want it to be more generic harem wish fulfillment. Wtf
>>76275794but he is written like an anime protag(the dense harem protag kind)
since he's going to caliban he can probably continue his sword training with luther or someone else in the order.
>>76275167>>76246522>>76246654Whats Horus’x opinion of Anon, considering he did tell him how he kiled his dad and ruined the galaxy, but also knows Anon is his best to stop the worst thst happened between the brothers. Other is when/if Razit and the Sunny dogs will get told about chaos and what Anon is and his real job, and why thier faffing around kinda got in the way.
>>76275351Not anon but I asked this in the last thread and he said yes
>>76275167Anon need to ask Magnus for some magic spells.
>>76275336>His paranoia is inconsistantPartially agree, but you may be overlooking the "faith" he has in the Custodes and Razit's boys ability to keep his quarters secure. That couple in the hot tub are part of his staff, thus already vetted, though that was proven to be not-fool proof later on, and his generosity is why he overlooks vetting the harem/boy/maids/etc, he's an honestly GOOD person and doesn't think about the bad consequences his good deeds bring about, only helping out the people he sees before him. Pretty normal behavior. But yeah he needs a better in-story explanation.>Cupanon does scene where he's mentally going over all the ways Slaanesh could use women against him.>Emps tells him he's being paranoid.>Cupanaon replies with "tell me it's not possible and I'll go for it.">Emps...................Damnit anon I didn't want to break out the good stuff tonight.
I was playing Tag Force lately and the AI kicking my ass put me against a tts parody for this story. I forgot how bad I was at yugioh...
>>76276639Ah yes,Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip PokerSuch a divine game, woner if card have survived so anon, Magnus, and Emps could play. Maybe use it as the bullshit game Anon plays again a demon one time to make it work with him.
>>76276837>"Why can't we play Magic: The Gathering instead? I am actual decent at that...">"~I refuse to play such an unbalanced game.~">"...Really, Emps?"
>>76276859I have been highly amused.
>>76276859Maybe UNO survived he can use its frenshio ending powers to make nobles and later annoying staffers to go away.
Thanks for the stories, CupAnon. You've brightened up finals week for me. Emperor keep you.
>>76277165good luck on the finals man
>>76277165Glad I could do so, wish you the best on those finals.
>>76277165same for me man fuck my groupmates tho, i already cursed them by the powa of choas undivided
>>76276395why stop on Slaanesh ? how many ways Khorne could use battle, even his victories, to fuck with him ?how many ways Tzeench could use his paranoia to fuck with him ?> he's an honestly GOOD personAgree, but he could be good and more carefullAnon trying to cope both with a more general paranoia with his good nature would certanly result in some fun scenes
>>76240355The more I think about it the more I like the idea of bringing in Koriel Zeth. Her goal is to return Mars to the idea of understanding science rather than praying to toasters and to build a machine to tap the warp for info. She´d also be a huge asset to have if Mars does still end up turning into the cult so a political marriage would be very much on the table.But more importantly Cupanon can write her just as autistic as the mc, both work driven individuals who arent really in it for the sex and just hang around to make two roombas fight. I´d say its a safe option to choose if nothing else
>>76278584When are you gonna write it?
>>76228931Cupanon i only have one question:Did anon tell konrad about the smelly dicknugget called Gendor Skraivok?The asshole captain who oversaw the induction of criminals from nostraman prisons to the legion instead of the best the planet can offer. So while out edgyboy was out in the galaxy crusading, this cunt undermined his whole plan of reforming the rotten Nostramo. Think Konrad might have some words with the man.
>>76259406Is Loken in the current Mournival?Will we get to see a bit of Loken?
>>76278653if abbys there the gang should be all there
>>76278718As far as i know Abbadon was already in the Mournival and Loken only got in after Sejanus died. Anon got into the 40k universe after 3 Primarchs have been found but i'm pretty sure at the point where Sejanus died and Loken got into the Mournival all primarchs have been found.
>>76270370I know you want to protect your virginity but using a Custodes for it is may be going a little too far don't you think ?
>>76278591Its a suggestion not a pointless call for sex. Calm down with the white knighting. Cupanon can tell folks with suggestions to go fuck themselves with their ideas himself.
Hope I see you all soon in a new thread.