>>74732945>>74777464Sorry for the wait, my work had people quit and another get hurt, so I ended up with more shifts then planned. Sorry for the wait.>I haven't seen Big E outside of meal times lately.>Most of my time is spent teaching scholars how to read 'Old Angli' or as I call it English.>Magnus and Emps want more guys able to take over my translating work.>I am back on the Emperor's flagship, so I got my sweet digs back.>Malcador is running things back on Terra right now.>Legos received another 'name' for his service and injury, ceremony took days.>Damn, the Custodes really read off every name the person being rewarded has earned. Then they do it again with the new addition(s).
>>75487548>Emps spent some time with his sons, leaving me with even MORE tomes and records to translate.>I am really getting tired of this, but at least my scholars are getting better by the day.>It is nice to feel my personal skills are helping the Imperium.>These records Magnus gave me, have already hinted at a 'psybeacon' in a near by sector.>I think it might be a much weaker proto-Astronomican used by the old Federation.>I try not to get my hopes up, it is likely just a Golden Age warp project.>Hope is the first step to disappointment after all.>In other news, we did find lots of fiction novels that were though lost. We sent out those novels to be re-released.>We also used old census documents to find a few lost colonies. One of which had a STC fragments for solar panels and waste reclamation machines.>I feel we are really doing good work here, so I have tried to keep my bitching to a low level.>I am hoping to see some more worlds soon as I have been ship bound for months.>At least I get plenty of visits, the Khan even made me a goblet made from a former PG's skull.>Dumb bastard refused to be made a vassal and challenged Emps to a duel.>Boss Man just stopped his heart on the spot.
>>75487816>Jaghatai was formally granted full control of his Legion.>The White Scars marched in Triumph in the ruins of the former Capital of a World forcefully brought back into the fold.>Thac'shai was under a sickening caste system.>A race of xenos fish people had enslaved the human locals and used them as cannon fodder in their own wars between each other.>The Khan and White Scars freed the slaves and butchered the xenos filth.>I even got to personally see the crowds cheer when asked the slaves that fought besides us join the Triumph March.>I wished Jaghatai well in the wars to come.
>>75487996>I have a meeting with Emps later today.>As I walk down the hall, I notice several of the ships menials are circled around something.>They are so engrossed in whatever they are watching, they don't notice me and my Solar Guards walk right up to them.>I look over one hunched over menial to see a dataslate.>Looks like a vid of some guy talking about something.>"What are you guys watching." I ask.>They all jump up a bit and look at me in shock.>A Solar grabs the dataslate while the menials are staring at me.>The Soldier then passes the slate to me and I finally understand what they were watching.>A sermon.>A sermon from an Imperial cult.>That they were watching in a public hall.>Fucking morons.>We place the under arrest, call the ships rattings to deal with this.>They will not be harmed just placed in classes to try and educate them on the Imperial Truth. Unless they have priors, then things get harsh.>They could at least try and hide.
>>75488222>We get to the meeting late.>"Sorry, Emps. Got side tracked by another of your cults.">"~They are hardly MY cults.~">"You get what I mean.">HE gestures to my totally not a high chair, which I take seat in.>Magnus and Fulgrim are also here.>We have some time to chat and sip some refreshment first before we start.>We go over how the plans are going.>I mostly stay quite unless I have a suggestion.>Emps lets us into what Curze has been doing.>Seems Emps had the Night Haunter hunting Cabal agents and fucking up their plans.>Soon Emps is gonna send me to help Curze with a Chaos threat he learned about from fighting the Cabal.>That sounds fucking terrifying.
>>75488382>We are currently in orbit above a Dead World.>We are here scouring the planet for some old stash Emps let behind as a rainy day fund.>The bunker complex had some nice toys.>We are talking a few thousand suits of a mass produced Power Armor from the Golden Age, seed vaults, and data archives.>The techbois are having a party.
>>75488500>Our current stop was to take over a Garden World we found.>No humans, just a race of Frog like xenos thae were just starting to explore their two small moons orbiting their homeworld.>We Captured their small moon bases and turned the xenos to the techbois for study.>Once we bombed all their major cities we sent in the Army to clear the country side. Only took a few weeks.>Over all the damage to the world was limited, this planet will make a great frontier colony.>The swamps here are stocked with fish and plants formerly raised by the Frog xenos. Techbois passed them for human use.>Over all a great find.
>>75488709>Another message form Horus.>He has found Planet Murder and is currently waiting for an Interrex patrol to make contact.>How that goes well this time.>The Plan is to inform the Interrex about that Chaos blade and destroy it.>From there to establish a peaceful working relation to the Interrex.>In happy news Davin and it's moon were both glassed.
>>75488839>The next few worlds we stopped at went quick.>Most Human worlds were happy to join, the few Xenos we found were either single planet species or bound to their star system.>We uplifted the Human worlds, cleansed the Xenos and turned their worlds into new colonies.>One of the Xenos races was like the Asari from Mass Effect, but green and with no biotics.>They were also insane and Nurgle worshippers.>Their system had three habitable worlds we had to glass, such a waste...
Pls keep posting Anon. It's 4am where I'm from and I need sleep. I'll be with you when I wake up! Emperor speed, CupAnon!
>>75487816>challenged Emps to a duel.this man has balls i will give him that
>>75489171>We stopped back into Proper Imperial space.>We are above a volcanic world called Nova Io.>For a Volcanic Planet this place is actually nice.>The Locals are focused on Surface mining the Vent fields, over 60,000 people live here.>The Average person is actual crazy rich here by most average Imperium citizen standards.>The few towns here have living standards above what I remember from Earth in my time.>As we wait for Konrad's fleet to arrive, I visited the locals. Nice folks.>Planet use to be a Death World when humans first settled it, was covered in 'megajungles' filled with beasts and acid swamps.>Planets got hit by a comet.>The few thousand human colonists survived in their Bunker Complex.>The Impact actually made the world a lot nicer.
Wait, is the average standard of living in the imperium higher or lower than ours right now? I know that people all kind of live under one ruler per planet, but the standard should be a bit higher
>>75489396>While we waited for Konrad's fleet we sent ships to the systems edge to drag back some comets for ice.>Nova Io was paying us to give them a cut as well so great.>As the crew was processing the Ice, a Spacehulk dropped from the Wrap.>Good thing our fleet is massive, so we surronded the thing while we sent an Astartes group to scout the hulk.>Other then a minor infestation of Orks, it was fine.Some Techbois are gonna stay behind and salvage this hulk.>Emps did some strange trick to keep the hulk from going back into the warp.>Looks like Nova Io is gonna have another cash cow, the Mechanicum will get most of the loot, but the will make a killing supplying the techies.
>>75489650The average person on Nova Io is living like a multi-millionaire on modern Earth in a first world nation is, but with more tech.
>>75489674>We actually found a city of humans living in the deeper parts of the hulk.>They had managed to keep a Gellar field generator running to cover their section of the hulk.>These people had sealed off most of the hulk from their city to keep most of the Orks out.>They were quite happy to see us.>They are gonna be checked for any mutations and such and relocated to a frontier colony.>They claim the where stranded on the hulk for a 400 years, but the section their city was in was an Imperial designed ship.>Not sure how that works, but it is not worth my sanity.
>>75487548MY MAIN MAN IS BACK HELL YEAH
>>75489913>Konrad has sent word he will be delayed.>A world he was resupplying at had a major hurricane and he is helping the relief forces.>Emps decided we will meet him half way instead.>We are heading to a system called H-478 that has a Gas Giant named Gaia with three habitable moons.>One Moon is a Hive world called Hemrit, Another is a Reserve World, used as a hunting/nature retreat for Hemrit's nobles and well off, the last is an Agriworld devoted to 'razorgrain' which sounds edgy.
praise the emprah (beloved by all) cupanon is back!
I keep updating but there aren't any new post
>>75490545CupAnon simply needs time, Anon. He will post updates as soon as he can. You just have to be patient. Go drink tea or play vidya or talk in another thread and come back later. Just don't forget to bump if need be.
>>75490592Good point am gonna chill for a bit then.DO YOUR BEST CUPANON I BELIEVE IN YOU!
>>75490204>"~Anon, I have arranged a mentor to assist your training.~">I was in another Meeting with Emps and Sons.>"Another? What am I too learn now? I thought I was to focus on translating and anti-chaos actions for now.">Fulgrim nods at the Emperor while Magnus sighs.>"~You will be assisting the 8th Legion with removing a possible Chaos threat. While you have worked with Astartes, you have not properly fought with them. You will be trained for this.~">"I am guessing I will be involved with the inter-legion Training between Fulgrim and Magnus's legions?">"For the record, I do not think Anon is ready for this, but I will withhold my objections due to your pick for this idea, Father." Magnus says.>"I would like it on record, I don't think I can handle fighting along side Marines." I admit with no shame.>Emps bops my head lightly.>"~You will only be trained on how to properly work along side Marines, you will not be expected to fight at their level.~">Oh thank goodness, I still want those Luther augments.>Emps just laughs.>Fulgrim speaks up. "Anon will do fine, I suggested this to Father. Your mentor is one of my Best.">"~Anon, what do you now of Brother Rylanor?"
>>75490592>>75490626My current set up prevents me from saving these post ahead of time, so I am writing live.I should have a better set up post holidays.
>>75490649>RylanorRight in the feels man
>>75490679It's ok man, i personally really appreciate your work, it give me something to look forward to in my day to day.
>>75490649>In Route to Hemrit, I met the Ancient of Rites and he through my ass into the grinder.>Each Legion took turns hunting me down while the other tried to protect me.>Rylanor had me adjust to Transhuman dread by making me fight bouts with the Marines.>I got my ass kicked repeatedly so I could try and understand more of how they thought... or something.>I was honestly too sore to think much.>But as we drew closer to Hemrit I felt I was less and less dead weight when running drill with the legions.>Rylanor even told me some stories about the earliest parts of the crusade.
Taking a short break for now. I need to plan this next part right.
>>75490957Cool thing man
>>75490999I love this pic. Also checked.
Bumpin, Keep writing Anon!
Bumping for Rylanor's super fun death training camp
>>75490795>I spent most of my 'training' basically trying not to run away screaming.>I may be a perpetual but I still very much work on a mortal level.>Astartes are just... more.>They move faster.>They think faster.>There movements are rapid and controlled.>I need to be able to control my awe and dread while being among these demigods.>If I freeze up, they will have to cover for me even more.>The Solars are joining me on this, and making me look bad.>I am sorry, but seeing a squad of Marines charging me is pure terror!>And the bouts make me feel hopeless.>At least, I seem to be past freezing. Even if it is just panic firing instead of just standing their like an idiot.>Rylanor is slowly beating proper responses into me.
>>75492184>Notice frontal attack, get to cover in hall.>Search hall for second ambush while staying against the wall.>Snap fire at first sign of enemy, alerting my alllies of the second attack.>Retreat to the back of the group using the Armored Marines as cover.>Snap fire to try and open enemy to allied attacks.>End exercise.>"Much better Anon! A bit slow on the withdraw but much better!">I am tired beyond belief, but feel great at actually passing the challenge.>"I moved as fast as I could, took to long to spot the second squad.">The Ancient gestures his approval. "Don't look for the enemy proper just look for movement. Your mind won't process it fast enough.">"What about risking friendly fire?">"You have bigger concerns against foes that are so much greater then you. You need to be able to switch to such a mind set depending on the foe you are fighting.">"Understood.">"We will continue our drills, but you are free to rest now. You have done well Anon.">I give him a thumbs up.>I am sooo hitting the hot tub.
>>75490999I love rylanor so fucking much. Hold to truth with every breath.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUfOjsCvDSUAlso hail Cup Bearer, nice to see you back. I remember reading your stuff way back in march! Have you been going since then? Did I miss much since whenever the last thread was?
>>75492417>I make way to my suite.>Oh so ready to soak in the tub.>I enter the atrium only to interrupt something.>One of my scribes is getting frisky with a maid in the tub.>They look up at me in shock.>My Solars just chuckle.>I just give them a thumbs up and walk past to my rooms.>I ain't gonna be no cockblock.>Luckly my personal bathroom has a shower I can soak in.>I am slightly miffed that I can't use the hot tub, but I have a standing invite to let my staffers use it on off hours.>I clearly need to set a reserving system if they are getting frisky in it though. That was awkward.
>>75492552>After a long shower, I hop into my bed for a well earned rest.>Just as I am about to doze off, Magnus bursts in Screaming.>"ANON, GET UP I THINK WE FOUND THE BEACON!">There goes my sleep tonight...
>>75492701>Being dead tired Magnus basically drags me to the library we have scribes working on translating texts.>He calls for a set of records and points at a section. "Right here, the Federation housed the beacon in the Phe'shi subsector on the nexus of the Old Trade routes. We are hoping you could get a more detailed read on where, being the foremost scholar on Old Angli.">I down more herbal drink, gag a bit, the stuff is awful.>"Give it here.">I carefully study the section looking for context clues.>I notice the stated need for Helium-3 for fusion to properly power the Colony that housed the Psybeacon.>I think that means they needed a close by Gas Giant if I remember my classes right.>"Based on this passage here, the colony needed massive local supplies of Helium-3, meaning we should screen for systems with Gas Giants. They could has imported it, but it is worth a shot.">We poured over old records for more hints and narrowed the search from 89 star systems to 6.>I think we did damn good.>Eventual I gave up on returning to my suite and slept at my desk.
>>75492853>I was awoken by one of my butlers a several hours later.>The Scribes and Magnus are still working on the texts and tomes non-stop.>I have been ask to join Emps for breakfast, then I have the day off to rest.>As we walked to the Emperor's personal dinning hall, I was informed of which nobles we would be eating with.>We stopped by a restroom so I could freshen up a bit.>Emps and I small tacked with the nobles and enjoyed the food.>Emps is damned good at charming people a few of those nobles hated my guts, but he disarmed them around me like had done it millions of time.>Which he might have, now that I think on it.>After the Nobles had left to attend their duties, Emps and I chatted for a bit.>I then went back to my suite to sleep a few more hours.
>>75493105>We spent a while above Hemrit.>Emps, Magnus, and Fulgrim went on a hunting trip with a bunch of local nobles.>I offered to deal with the actual functionaries and got use ready to wait for Konrad.>Razit and his officers tried to kidnap me again, but my training kicked in and Legos bailed me out.>Thanks Panic button.>Though Razit did manage to talk me into a calmer establishment then a club.>The district was Higher Mid level of this Hive.>Basically a rich but not Noble neighborhood.>Wee went in more casual wear as my armor would attract to much attention.>Razit and his officers wore civvies as well.>We ate in peace in a private room, then joined the main floor to mingle.>Well they mingled.>I sat at a table to the side and read from a dataslate.>Eventually someone tried chatting with me.>I gave them a false name, said I worked as an errand boy for the Emperor's staff. Just enjoying a day off.>I talked with a few groups that wandered by or when I went to order more drinks or snacks.>Things were nice and relaxed until the staff had a shift change. Then the new bartender called me by my real name.>She shouted it at me in shock.>Of course everyone heard.>Razit and his officers had to form up and keep things civil.>I started drawing a big crowd.>After I finished my drink we bailed.>Damn I just wanted a chill day, not get mobbed by people.>We headed back to the ship.
>>75493691>As we were heading to shuttle landing at the port, we spotted some trouble.>"I have done nothing wrong!" "Violating the Imperial Truth counts, dumb ass.">We came across a family being arrested.>The Father had been caught smuggling in some form of Imperial Cult booklets, intending to pass them.>The whole family was being detained for his crime.>The local House forces had roughed him up. Poor guy, I would report that later.>I was about to walk away when the family was pushed against a wall. and the guards pulled their pistols.>Now hold the fuck up!
>>75487548So happy to catch one of these live. Where can I find an archive of these? Sup/tg/ shows nothing for cupbearer, cup bearer, or any other combination I tried.
>>75493859suptg calls it warning the emperor
>>75493829>I shout in anger>"YOU WILL STOP THIS NOW!">The groups officer looked at me in contempt. "We are enforcing the Law, citizen. Mind your business and more along or there will be trouble.">I glared him down. "The law requires reeducation for those belonging to Emperor worshiping cults, drop your weapons now.">The guards sneer at me, until my Solars (still in civvies) all draw pistols.>"You will pay for this! We answer to House Dr-">"You boys have fucked up." Razit talks over them. "Lord Anon, what should we due to this lot?">Upon hearing my name several of the guards drop their guns and raise their hands above their heads.>The officer looks at me in horror.>"Have the Local PDF detain these guards, place the family under my custody. This will be reported and investigated.">Placing the cultists in mandatory re-education classes was one thing, killing them was not allowed out of hand!>If this was the world's or even hives standard heads would roll.>I had to take the family with me or they would be killed to hush this up.
>>75493976>The Hives nobles condemned the guards.>They were arrested and to face charges.>The PG was using this scandal to force reforms.>It was a political shit show.>I couldn't have the family go back so I took them into my staff.>They would be attending those classes as well.>The Father, who's name is Zach is convinced I am a saint, literally.>His wife seems pissed her husbands "hobby" almost got them killed.>They have nine kids, Seven boys and two daughters. Most were just kids or young teens, they would need tutors.>Two of the Eldest sons were young adults they would be errand boys for now.>The Eldest Daughter was a nurse, she would be heading to the Medbay.
>>75494103>Emps was annoyed with the scandal.>HE held a press release stating how things should be properly done. Firmly stating HE wasn't a god.>Somehow I don't think his cult's buy it.>Still worth a shot I guess, Emps really doesn't like people worshiping him.>Zach got a personal lecture, straight from Emps.>Didn't take.>Guy thinks Emps is just humble.
Poor Emp can't stop people from believing that he is a God. Dud Anon tell him to stop with the religious symbols?
>>75494230The Emperor was using them before they got taken over by religion. At least in this universe.
>>75494280Still hilarious. Let's hope the Imperial cult doesn't fuck Anon and Emps over at a later date.
>>75494295>Let's hope the Imperial cult doesn't fuck Anon and Emps over at a later date.Oh Anon, we have LORGAR for that...
>>75488382At some point I think Emp is gonna need a powerpoint on why he should get ahead of the religion thing and just set it up on his own terms.
>>75494187>I tried to talk Emps into maybe changing his style to help down play his how "holy" he looks.>"~I have been using those symbols and style long before and of the cults. I will not be forced to change or give up what is MINE.~">I tried to explain how he come off to normie humans.>You know the whole is a giant in golden armor, flaming sword and literal halo of light?>HE just scoffed, saying that it is purely his prefered style.>I could understand where HE was coming from (that may have just been his charm though) but I also understood what your average menial saw.>Emps WAS larger then life.>Whatever, not my job to handle that.
>>75494398Well at least now its mentionned.
>>75488709>>75489171Genociding aliens who haven't even done anything? Anon is getting numb to the horrors of the future. There are alliances where humans and aliens live in peace at this point right?
>>75494398>We are expecting Konrad any day now.>I have been allowed to stop my training to be well rested for when I leave with him.>My equipment has been triple checked and Emps is assigning me some Sisters of Silence for my mission.>Emps told me just what Konrad had found out from the Cabal.>The Laer are active far earlier then expected.>In Canon, they started spreading and taking over worlds for themselves, now here they were recruits other Xenos instead and far ahead of our predicted timeline.>I was to advice the 8th Legion while they struck key Laer and allied xeno targets.>This would buy time for Angron and Solomon's Legions to muster and join us.>Legos was being granted command of 100 of his brother Custodes to act as a special deep strike unit.>Emps had to prep for the other coming xeno threats and would be needed else where.
Taking another break, will continue in the morning. It is 1:30 here already damn. I have most of tommarow free to write.
>>75494680Will Anon get a big tiddy Dark Eldar GF at some point?
>>75494560As it is often said in the 43rd millennium...>Every Xenos that's intelligent enough to crawl from the muck is another Tau waiting to happen. Let's not, ok?
>>75494712You do understand he was brutalized by Lelith right?
>>75494740And your point is?
>>75494771He will likely not be open to dating one.
>>75494791One can dream. Sleep well CupAnon, I'm going to spoon my Tau body pillow before I pass out as well
>>75494712>>75494771>>75494816Damn it now i can't stop think of Anon x Lelith having a weird sexual tension every time they cross paths. And really weirding out both their allies.Razit: Anon we need to talk.
I just wanna bump
>>75487548I just want to tell you i am TRULY grateful for the Cupbearer Anon story. Things have not been great and reading Anons story in 30k makes me laught and generaly happy. Thank you for that. No homo.
>>75494963Now that's comedy gold, Lellith is gonna have a hard time dealing with anon kek.
>>75492701Sorry bruh... I can only hear the voice of Magnus as the one of the TTS series now...And every time I try to read his parts with a serious face...
HE'S BACK! Thanks for continuing this Cupanon, this writtefaggotry is my only reason to browse /tg/ nowadays
>>75497678Honestly I’ve gotten to that point with almost all the 40k characters in stories.
Greentext is gay as fuck for longform fiction. Either write some actual writefaggotry or fuck off to reddit
>>75499777retard post wasted trips
>>75499777Shut up retard.
>>75499830>>75499975>>75500013>>75500117>>75500272Hos mad (x24)You know it's the truth too. Greentext is just for people too scared to even attempt proper prose. If you aren't using it for a quick summary of events then you're using it wrong. Even in depth storytimes of actual games opt for actual paragraphs.
>>75500369Nice bait. Take your faggotry somewhere else, retard. If you dont enjoy it, why are you even here? To be a bitch about your opionion what " proper way of writing " is? Fuck off.
>>75500416>the truth is baitLel.
>>75500369Bruh. Shut the fuck up. Or in my language, "Vai catar um canavial de rola pra tu sentar e encher a boca ao invés de ficar falando essas merdas, vai".CupAnon isn't here for the Nobel Prize of Literature. He's here just giving us a good and interesting story.If you don't like it, you're in your right to do so, but do it in a place that has people with minds like you... Maybe /pol/ or /b/.
>>75500479>He's here just giving us a good and interesting story.Literally impossible to do in grocery list format.
just ignore the retard and he'll go away eventually
>>75500677But he started the thread
>>75500677It's not even good bait.
Bumping this thread, for the Emperor!
>>75500957Maybe because it isn't bait
>>75494561>We held a feast in the Capital Hive of Hemrit to welcome Konrad.>Guy was dress pretty fuck sharp. As were his Marines.>I didn't get to speak to Konrad right away, as he and the Emperor left the feast pretty early.>Magnus, Fulgrim and I handled the greetings.>Lots of apologizing that Emps left, sorry he is bonding with his son.>I did meet some of the 8th Legions officers.>I personally thanked them for knocking out the Men of Iron STC.>They seemed awkward as I thanked them.>I wasn't sure how to take that.
For the Night Haunter sake, the flame has to burn.
>>75501858>I tried changing the subject to our coming campaign.>That really seemed to help with their awkwardness.>I couldn't tell them everything, but I told them some basics and promised more info on the Laer later.>This lead to use trading stories about our time in service to the Imperium.>Our group talked and talked until a menial asked us to leave so they could clean the hall properly.>We actually talked most of the party!>The Astartes seem to have opened up around me and we continued talking on our way back.
>>75502013>We parted way at the Shuttle bay. I offered an open invite to my suite whenever.>Despite their reputation, they seem like ok folks.>At least when you are not fighting them, I guess.>The 8th was mostly avoided by other Imperial forces, you know being a Terror force will do that.>But I personally do not care if Xenos die screaming or if a human leader is punished for wasting the Imperium's time.
>>75502148>I wasn't sure when I would be called by Emps and Konrad, so I cleaned up a bit and chilled.>I would be ready to go as soon as needed.>I watched some Local Hemrit media.>Lots of talkshow using Zach's scandal to paint me as Pro-Emperor worship or as a watchdog for abuse of power.>Also on crazy host saying he had "informants" in the Army saying I had a Xenos lover.>That one kinda pissed me off, but he was really entertaining.>Even if he painted me a dark mastermind using the Imperium to expand my own power.
>>75502281>Time kept ticking, so I watched some Hemrit movies as well.>It was kinda like watching Turkish ripoff movies.>In one local Pro-Imperial film they had a Fabio looking actor play the Emperor, made my day.
>>75494360>>75494333>>75494295>>75494291>>75494280>>75494230Honestly people worshipping him wouldn’t be a bad idea since the Emperor would get a power boost out of it, might even become strong enough to unfuck the warp.
>>75502374>While watching a weird artsy film I didn't understand, I got the call.>My guards and I made fast progress getting to the meeting room.>Emps and son were discussing something as I walked in.>I nodded to Emps and greeted Konrad.>He got straight to business.>Passed my some files, I identified some Slaaneshi symbols and minor Deamons the Legion had encountered.>I told them about what to expect from the Laer, lots of gene edits, Sorcery, and sensory assults.>I suggested wiping out their Coreworlds as they were likely tainted by Chaos and only cause issues further down the line.>Their Frontier Colonies should be salvageable, but we should be careful.>Konrad started talking tactics and strategy with Big E, I mostly just kept quiet til I had something to add.>Legos did speak up to ask for some change up of his forces, Emps approved his request.
>>75502588SHUT THE FUCK UP LORGAR! STOP TRYING TO SELL YOUR DUMB BOOK!
>>75487548OH SHIT YOUR BACK!!!
>>75502817>Konrad wanted to leave soon as possible.>The Sunny Dogs prepped, my staff over saw my moving onto Konrad's Flagship.>The Custodes Company was quartered in my assigned section of the ship.>I had to smooth some tension from the ships mortal crew, but it wasn't an issue.>My staff was use to that by now.>I met up with the 8th's mortal Army officer attachments, introduced myself so to speak.>I wasn't really here in a leadership role for this Operation, just an adviser. This was Konrad's show.>I was tasked with presenting the Legions Captains with the knowledge of Chaos, what to expect from Slaaneshi daemons and Laer gene-sorcery, and how to handle any Chaos weapons.>Namely don't touch the dildo swords.
>>75503008I'm reaaaaallly looking forward how Lorgar and Erebus will be handled in the story >>75502817Do you already have an idea on how to introduce/handle Lorgar CupAnon?
>>75503094Sorta, it isn't set yet.
>>75503130Really looking forward to it. You're creating something truly amazing here.
>>75503008Reminder that Malal was a thing.
>>75503090>We made a stop to speak with Konrad's Informant.>A race of snail xenos, a small empire that controlled a cluster of about a dozen or so stars.>They were non-expansionist, had kept to the treatise with the Old Federation even during the Age of Strife, and most importantly their planets were not candidates for human settlement without massive terraforming.>For their service in turning on the Cabal, they would be made a Protectorate Species and left alone. They would pay a small mineral tithe, but a crazy small one.>I wasn't happy about this, but it wasn't my call.>They sent us the info promised.>We parted way.>We had snake chaos cultist to fight.
>>75503367>Our first fight with the Laer and their allies was in the Void.>They had some of the Dog-heads with them and some squid race I didn't know about.>The xenos fleet only had a handful of Laer ships so they were wiped out pretty quick.>We blew up some minor mining outposts and captured a Laer Void station.>The Techbois learned a lot of the Laers navy and major colonies.>I was tasked with looking through the after action reports and captured info for any useful info.>Turns out the Laer are planning to raid a lizard xenos feral world to gather slaves for sacrifices.>I passed the intel to Konrad.
>>75503494>We caught the Laer slaver fleet with their pants down.>Their fleet was reduced to orbital scrap and the planetside forces bombed from the skies.>We mostly left the lizardfolk alone, for now.>The Imperium would be claiming this world in time but right now the Lizards got a pass.>The Night Lord's finished off the remnants swiftly.>They left the Laer distress beacon alone and our ships hid in a local belt to ambush an expect reinforcement fleet.>They came with more numbers then expected, but we hit them hard.>We jumped into the warp to head to a remote system to lick our wounds.>The techbois worked their asses off, so we moved on in only two weeks.
>>75503094With such extreme prejudice and violent murdering that would make Asmodai blush.
>>75487548HOLY SHIT, HE LIVES
>>75503008MAKE ME MAGNUS!?!
>>75503090>Namely don't touch the dildo swordskek
>>75503646>We ravaged a major Laer world.>They had Temple Complex that were Hives sized, those had to be taken by planetside forces.>The Night Lords, took out most of the Temple cities by rapidly breaking the Temple's defenses and blowing their power supplies.>The Laer powered their cities Doom Style by tapping into the warp for power.>I helped with identify such power stations.>The walls of screaming faces really helped point them out.>Afterwords we glassed the planet.
>>75503094There is only one answer to that.
>>75504166>At a captured Void station, I was tasked to investigate a shrine.>The Mortal Army force that found it went insane and Reinforcement found them fornicating with the snake fucks and eating the flesh of their fellow humans.>They were burned alive.>I was going in with Legos's company of Custodes and a squad of Night Lord.>We found a pillar made of arms, still writhing and glowing purple.>The Hands of the arms would morph into faces and speech nonsense.>The Pillar tried to sway me with visions of myself ruling the galaxy, Me as the new Master of Mankind. The Galaxy mine to toy with.>It honestly sounded exhausting, awful and a TON of work. No Thanks, Slaanesh. Not interested in selling my soul.>We set the blight ablaze and smothered it in weapons fire.>The station was dragged and pushed into the local star to be sure.
>>75504382Hope Anon tells Big E about what happened to him. Any Chaos interference can be deadly....
>>75504382>We spent months pulling hit and run tactics on the Laer navy.>They reinforced their world beyond our current ability to take.>Their ships were being picked off and Konrad pulled some daring Raids to kill Major Laer leaders personally.>Normally The Legions foes would be brutalized, but I had informed them that the snake fucks would only get a boost from that.>Damn sickos would also likely get turned on by it.>The Laer did something that was preventing us from getting word from the Warhounds and Templars.>Though we eventually ran into Warhound forces ravaging a Laer coreworld.>They were trying to actually take the world until we informed Angron's boys on just what they were fighting.>We linked up, finished of the planet and headed back to Angron's base in the sector.>It would be good to see him again!
>>75504520>In route to Angron's staging point our Fleets ran into a massive Laer and allied flleet.>It was a shitshow.>Warhounds and Night Lords boarded hundreds of xenos ships and blew them to peices.>Our ships were vastly better then most of the xenos rabble, only the Laer ships could match us.>And The 8th's earlier actions had heavily hurt the Laers Navy.>This barren star sytem was now littered with shattered ships both human and xenos.>We spent a few days afterword rescuing escape pods from our downed ships and hunting the xenos survivors.
>>75504770>We arrived to find the Templar fleets assisting Angron's forces fight another massive Xenos Fleet.>Turns out the force we fought was meant as a second wave.>This was an attempt to push Imperial forces from the Sector to buy the Laer time to build more ships.>Now with the Laer navy crippled it was time for the Legions to start putting their worlds to the torch.>I was dropped off Planetside to pour over captured records, so I didn't get to reconnect with Angron or Solomon.>Pity, but duty calls!>Solomon shattered the Laer spell that was preventing us from properly communicating.>I was able to find some intel on key Laer targets that I forwarded to the Primarch trio.
>>75504900>I spent the rest of the Campaign on this desert world, search the records for any useful knowledge to use against the Laer.>Angron was the one to deal with the Laer Blade that was meant to turn Fulgrim.>Used a massive theramite charge to melt it down and then glassed the world.>Solomon managed to stop a ritual to drag a moon into the warp to doom a sizable portion of our forces.>That would have majorly set us back.>Konrad personally killed several Laer warlords which lead to their remnants starting to infight.>The snake sucks were broken, now they just needed to be finished off.>I don't know what Legos was up too.>He hand his force just showed back up one day missing a third of their number.
>inb4 Legos is the Chaos traitor
>>75505066custodes can't be corrupted by chaos iirc but it is weird that he lost a third of his numbers out of nowhere like that
>>75505250Said it as a joke desu
>>75505014>Angron escorted us back to the Emperor's fleet.>We traded stories along the way and caught up.>It was rather short but fun.>Once back with Emps I subjected myself to intensive mental scans.>I had been dealling with TONS of Laer records and it didn't hurt to be careful.>I talked with Emps about my vision from the pillar, he found my reaction quite funny.>Angron was redeployed against an Ork Empire and We went to link up with Horus.
>>75504382"MY VIRGIN POWERS ARE BEYOND YOU COMPREHENSION, SLAANESH!"
>>75505429>We had several Army units corrupted by Chaos influence.>I was tasked with overseeing the task force to deal with it.>We burned Journals, edited record of the corrupted to having been KIA, and contained the taint.>Only a few dozen cases, not bad for what we faced. We did try and limit mortal forces to taint.>Still pays to be aware.>I had some units under lowkey watch and other under full lock down.
>>75505066Don't even joke about this.
>>75494963Now the only question is - Who would the man in that relationship?
Now just a thing. I'm a newbie on the forum... How do I bump? I really wanna support this thread.
>>75505555>Legos and his former unit have been sent back to Terra.>I was assigned two Custodes to guard me while Legos is unavailable.>Emps told me that they are to under go a purity ritual regiment.>They fought something took heavy casualties and where taking no chances.>It is weird not having Legos around.
>>75505632Anon, She's a complete clutz outside of combat. Otherwise she woudn't have courted ...urgh...Eldrad.
>>75505693Just post, a thread will stay active by having someone make a new post within a certain time frame before the it reaches 500 posts and have to make a new thread.So just make a post saying 'bump' or post neat fanart. Also don't proclaim you're a new fag, that sends to make you an easy target. Did Neckbeardia send you here?
>>75505719Ah, So Anon gets to cuck Eldrad? Even better
>>75505708>Magnus and Fulgrim Have rejoined the Crusade proper.>Fulgrim Formally gained his Legion while I was gone.>Emps and I have been bouncing between worlds.>On One world HE showed me a ruin with a Mural He made before the Age of Strife.>We helped one world repel some Orks.>While I was leading a scouring of some grey look-a-likes, I was approached by an Eldar Farseer.>Told me a few Craftworlds had a council and agreed to ask me some question.>Asked me to explain, Exodite WorldSpirits.>I was taken back, why would they ask about that.>I told him about how it was like the Infinity Circuits, just that planets with life could form a template in the warp.>The Eldar left in peace and I reported this to the Emperor.
>>75489913>We actually found a city of humans living in the deeper parts of the hulk.>They had managed to keep a Gellar field generator running to cover their section of the hulk.Wow, thats a 40k concept I haven't thought about. Would make a nice settlement-management game
>>75506054wait is Anon getting friendly with the Eldar? is he finally going to get a farseer gf?
>>75506054>We passed a ton of stone age feral worlds.>We dropped off people to help uplift those worlds.>Razit got injured by a poisoned bone spear, fucker got luck.>Razit will be fine, just bed restricted for a few weeks.>One planet we passed had a Fallout vibe, had several factions fighting over ruins and a nuclear wasteland infested with mutants.>Had Human nobles ruling over a Beastfolk majority.>Many Beastfolk committed mass suicide when we arrived, seems they had a cult that believed they would be reborn as proper humans "once the stars danced' or something.>It was honestly kinda sad.
I am taking another break, will post more later.
>>75506283Thank you CupAnon, for both the story and the break. It's 2Am in here and I need sleep.
>>75505745Nah. Found this on the archive while looking for writefags. I'm "new" as "doesn't knows hot the mechanics of the forum works", but I post here since 5 years ago from /pol/.I just migrated to /tg/ because /pol/ turned into virtual chernobyl.
>>75506283Good rest ma dude.
>>75506743AH okay. Just assumed. Yeah /pol/'s pretty shit, even compared to what it was back in the day. And the shittiness has even started to seem into the other boards. Like /v/ when TLOU2 came out. Geezus...
>>75487548Nice threads anon
>>75506226another opportunity lost
>>75506226Come back Writefag
>>75506226>Each world we passed quickly to me.>I was buried in work. Teaching scholars English, teaching passing Astartes Captains about the Great Enemy and what to look out for and the report systems the Emps, Mal and I set up.>We met up with Ferrus and caught him up as well.>I also started receiving reports from the Captains asking me advice on the Great Enemy.>It Finally hit me that I was slowly becoming the guy in charge of anti-Chaos operations.>I already was for a while, but I didn't really see myself as that.>I am so tired.
>>75508735>The Emperor sent me on a small detour to assist some Ultramarines purging a cult.>The PG willingly joined the Imperium in exchange for fighting his openly Chaos rivals.>The Imperial forces crush the warlords quickly, but the cults went underground.>I helped identify chaos symbols that where hidden in plain sight.>I wrote rules on how to deal with possible cultists.>I trained Shocktroops how to properly deal with cultist relics.>I oversaw the mass burning of bodies.>When the cultists grew desperate I lead the Marines to deal with the Daemon they summoned.>Ultramarine Chaplains asked my on how to explain what the Marines fought.>Too me these foes were expected, but to even the Astartes who face the worst xenos possible just were not prepared for actual Daemons.>I tried to explain their nature, but I could see the worry in their eyes.
Hey cupanon dude I love your story it is so amazing it got me interested in making a DnD game with characters trying to prevent the heresy.Now my only interest is hear of some of Angrons slave friends, maybe his adopted father, maybe some joined his legion it would be nice to see Angrons interacting with the people the emperor for left dead.Also and most importantly where are the squats please have Anon save them from the hungry space bugs.Anyway can't wait to see how the girly man heresy kicks off. Amazing work dude.
>>75508908>Things calm down a bit as we travel.>We still fight here and there, but most foes are pathetic.>I have been trying to relax more, so I don't snap.>Emps is gonna have us stop at a paradise world to de-stress a bit.>I have some of my staff watching Razit and his officers so they don't try and actually drag me to a brothel like he has been threatening.
>inb4 neckbeardias qt3.14 gf reads this say cupanon who are harem choices 4 cupbearer and who will he be married to? Emps better get a whole subempire with the marriage of his twink lmao
>>75503913inb4 legion of the damned
Is he becoming the first Inquisitor.
>>75508943>I tried to stop the Sunny Dogs from their plan.>But my staff turned me over.>I tried to fight, but they literally dragged me to a shuttle.>We even passed the Emperor, who just told them to bring me back in one piece.>Traitors! All of you!
>>75508992Anon is not a twink, he is ripped as fuck and also I don't think Big E would let him go that easily, the only thing I guess he would marry him off would be a second golden throne.
Will Anon ever meet the future lord commander kitten, maybe let him know what a text to speech device is
>>75509076>They thankfully just took me to a feast.>I guess there where lots of scantly clad women serving the food, but whatever.>We saw a few shows, saw some sights.>It was refreshing.>Emps joined us for The Games.>Just a show of Beast Tamers showing off.
>>75509083but in comparison we both know who is the twink
That is all I have for right now. I will try and answer any questions, now.I plan on writing at least one Update each for November and December, at least. I work retail and my shifts are all over the place. I should be getting a new set up and I plan to have more regular posts after the new year.
>>75509246First thanks for thread kingAs for the actual question, is Anon going to get command of a new branch of the imperium? Like some sort anti-warp institution perhaps, since the emperor seems to be preparing him for something.
>>75509292The Emperor is easing him into his role, yes.
>>75509241I mean everyone is a twink next to the emperor
>>75509327Based, am already excited to see what kind job he gets.
>>75509292>an actual sane first inquisitor>emps will gib him the exterminatus button, the big blue exterminatus button>Razit and the dogs are gunna distract him with big tiddes to keep him chill and not think to hard on the things he will do
>>75509246say what are you planing 4 cupbearers harem or romance choices, can love bloom?
>>75509378I have literally zero romantic experience, I just use Anon's relationship woes for flavor and laughs.
>>75509397thanks king leave it to the degens to sort out
>>75508992Worst case scenario its an eldar to solidify an alliance but the very thought is the very epitome of cringe
>>75509397What >>75509425 just said leave it to the ship fags to work the plot of romance for you lmao.
SHIPPING FAGS I SUMMON YOUR ASSHOLES, WORK OUT A ROMANTIC SUB PLOT FOR OUR DEAR ANON
>>75509442mommy dommy lileth heraspex or match the eternal virgin?
>>75509519I don't think emps will trade drukhari, if anything the most advantageous one could be Yvraine or one Eldread's daughters.
>>75509565so he cucking girlyman now? no i dont think that will keep girlyman and his waifu apart desu maybe a subempire with many dark age tech and a cute princess like edelgard to help him in his tasks
>>75509246I have questions about the we way project, is it still going? Did anon actually told big E about what happened with it? If so how did he react? Also as bonus did he told him about the twin of the golden throne?
>>75509610It's just a maybe since she is the literal Avatar of Ynnead, it could be useful, although anon has a distaste for eldar. On the other hand he could hookup with another perpetual.
>>75509668Anon told Emps and Magnus what happened to the Webway project. Also about the deadman's switch.What is this twin? Are you talking about the Astronomicon's Avatar?
>>75509749yep yep one day when the shipfags have their due
>>75509246>I only have one question CupAnon...
>>75509774Nope I'm talking about a machine that is basically another golden throne, it was kept guard by a white scar's marine but iirc the navigators tried to sabotage it, then again my memory is kind of bad
>>75509854Emps knows the Navigators shut down a back up, but Anon is only vaguely aware of what the back up plan was.
>>75509878Ok I actually found the article in the lexicanum is called the Dark Glass.https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Dark_Glass
>>75494732I don’t know, you can just feel how that’s going to backfire in the far future as Xenos turn to Daemons for help or to even older, sketchier Xenos. Then again the draw of Cupbearer Anon’s story is that he’s just a man. He is not a savior or ubermensch, but a dude who knows the universe and in over his head.
>>75509502Personally, i think it would make sense for Anon to be politically married to someone in the interex. The interex is probably the best empire for the imperium to hook up with, and Anon knows that they need all the help against chaos they can manage to grab.Though for a real ship, Eldar would be classic but anon's distatse for them is very strong.Tau GF would be fun, but they're like, still trying to figure out how fire works i assume at this point so that's a none starter.tech Girl waifu is always my preference though
>>75508735And thus, the First Inquisitor was born.
>>75509397Better this way, dude.I had my experience with romance... And it was all a clusterfuck of emotions, bad ideas and occasional happiness...Something VERY dangerous in the position of Anon as he is right now in the 40k...
>>75509965My vote is on a Magos Dominus gf for Anon. Like Sub-Domina Khepra, but younger and not bald.
anyone got the previous posts? think i missed #7
>>75510977Is in /tg/ archive
>>75494220is that Kevin Costner?
>>75494291another one i like
>>75509878Hey CupAnon, mind if I write something similar? For a while now it's been stuck in my head on what would happen and how would someone try and prevent the heresy if they somehow ended up as an eldar.
>>75512074This is a REALLY good ideaplease write this
>>75509360I think Anon already has the power and influence with Emps and the primarchs to order an exterminatus no questions asked.He is the first Inquisitor in all but name.
>>75517223Thanks! Should I write in your threads whenever you make them or just make new ones?
>>75517542Make a new one, it will make finding both easier.
>>75517542Link it here when you get around to making a thread. I want to read what you have to write
>>75517542Link the thread nigga, i wanna read some good shit.
>>75517593>>75517846I'll do when I finish writing down some stuff, so I can update in bulk.
>>75518025What will the thread be named? What should I look out for?
>>75518245Not sure to be honest. Any ideas?
Though CupAnon was done for the month, why bump the thread?
>>75510862>tfw Cuddles with a Tech Waifu
>>75518878A better eldar - the human edition
>>75518878make sure to post the thread on suptg for extra visibility
>>75520822To discuss who are what our cupanon will fuck
>>75511940by the way, the artist made a sequel pic that 's also kinda funny
>>75518245>>75522097>>75522926As a follow up to >>75518878I am still thinking on what name to use for the story itself, so far I got "Reject Aeldari, Become/Embrace Mon'keigh" and "Saving Private Mon'keigh"
>>75527598at least the sentiments are mutual
>>75508908This post is magnificent. Cupanon and by extension the Emperor might not realize it but the Imperial Truth could spawn it's own cult backing as a poorman's shield against chaos. Because if a clear and rational mind can't keep poor ol' exhausted Joe Schmo from turning on his friends and family for unnatural power, then blind devotion has to be the next answer.Also can't wait for the eldar visit to become a problem.
>>75525442I really need to get out and date a redhead.
>>75529671dont have the protag reveal his humanity immediatelymake him manipulative
>>75531414Do take in consideration all eldar are psykers, but only powerful ones can actually do such things as read minds. Not only that but eldar and humans think very different, which when combined will end up being odd from the perspective of both humans and eldar. Those things will eventually make it clear something is different. One thing is for certain that will happen: do anything possible to meet Eldrad.
>>75530211Honestly cupanon should spear head that effort
Maybe have the human ELDAR be a blank, or a hardcore parriah, immune to the warp, making it impossible for people to know what is in his mind.Also less likely for ELDAR to kill one of their own for being a blank, since they value all ELDAR lives and stuff.
>>75509942In the far future, there are very scant few Xenos that have their own holdings enough to be of use to Chaos, let alone be developed to the point they're a threat.That's as a direct result of culling them all early.
>>75534186On phone rn, I am not exactly sure if that would work, since from what I know regarding the lore eldar blanks are usually with the harlequins as the solitaires and have different implications. Unless I use some not so lore friendly ideas and some changes. So far I would maybe add some stuff concerning ranks or roles and so since we have very few lore on it.
>>75534186What are you talking about?
>>75503367This was Tau?
>>75534697That is regarding a separate story someone is inspired to make but hasn't written yet.
>>75509854There are multiple iterations of the golden throne in 40k lore, most of them are rejected prototypes of THE throne.
>>75534186Eldar can't be blanks. Only humans can
>>75529671I think that last is bretty gud
>>75534735Snails arent blue or have hooves>>75534752What, Can Love Bloom? >>75535314The last one for the win.
>>75525442>>75523714>>75521633>>75510862Adding my voice to the pile for an Admech gf. At this stage, most Mechanicus are fleshy, because the Cult has yet to be instituted, the idea of being close to the Omnissiah through that means isn't a thing. Right now, Mars is full of scientists, and all of them have a new name on their lips to thank for all of the glorious tech they're able to dig into. I would say that this solves a number of things... Mars needs to prep for any B plan that brings Chaos in, because they're still vulnerable as hell, the marriage would be political, as in, since Mars is still split on their opinions of the Emperor Yes, especially pre-heresy this would quiet anti-Emp sentiments. WTF I love the Emperor now!But aside from that... lads. Koriel Zeth is alive and well. If you're going to shoot for the stars, it might as well be the Halo Stars, amirite?But real talk, whoever it is should maybe be a Heretek of a flavor, get that nice 'reform the slut' thing going on.
>>75535534Plus CupAnon can write her in a similar 'I got my own shit to do but we still hang' way as the rest of his characters and it would make senseAlso, what's Mal up to? Still working on the Administratum?
>>75535267Actually, *technically* they can but it's a lot different. The Solitares for example.
>>75535534I will pile in on this. CupAnon needs a Mechagrill.
>>75536300The last thing we need is a waifu war.
>>75536383On the contrary, we all seem to be in agreement
>>75536383Waifu war it is.
>>75536420you gonna make a spin off story of anon and the waifu?
>>75535534>>75536420I've firmly been in the camp of Custodes gf, both because cup is important enough for the emperor to put his most trusted on the task, and to ensure loyalty in protection
>>75536504I'm currently writing my own Admech ship, and to compare my greentext with CupAnon's would be an affront.
>>75536506can women become Custodes?
>>75536893Technically yes if you count the time where Fabios Bile make female emperors children marines, but no. The equivalent is a sister of silence.
>>75537063Are you gonna make this fanfic?Technically. Technically anyone can the be ALMOST equivalent of a custodes gf. You just need to go through size and BEEF bio enhancements to make you tallers and not have back pains for being tall, in addition to having FAT FUCKING MOMMY MILKERS.
>>75537132You're technically not ripped if a majority of you is metal. Amazonian? Maybe. Ripped? Not when you rely more on chrome than flesh.Plus cuddling is a bitch.
>>75537248how much progress have you made into this fic?
>>75537271>>75537139Okay, I get it haha, I'll shut the fuck up
The amount of horni in here is absurd. If you wanna make your greens then make your greens. We got time.
Think in one of the past threads was mentioned that the Emperor wanted anon to remain single so he could be use for political marrigies
>>75509246There's much talk on how Anon will deal with Lorgar, but I interrested in how he will deal with Petrurabo Autismus
>>75537727Give him a snickers bar
To anyone who cares about the eldar story I'm working on: since this thread will probably die before I am finished writing and making a new thread, look for one named "Saving Private Mon'keigh"
>>75538167I forgot to mention: I'm not quite sure under what name to post, but I'll probably figure something out that will make it hopefully be obvious.
>>75536420>>75536300>>75535596>>75535534The one true path has been revealed, Tech priest GF who has her own career but hangs when she can
How long until Mechanicus political GF dicedes that Anon needs some augmentations or that he is a good candidate for some, not quit emps approved, experiments ?
>>75538501Sometime after the beach episode
>>75538529I should redraw that at some point. I made a lot of mistakes with it, and I think I've gotten better with mu art program.Still glad to see it pop up every now and again here
>>75539066You should! I'd love to see what comes of it
>>75494103Wander if we will get Anon complaining about the cult venerating him as a saint along side the emperor or that nurse sneaking in his room(or getting smuggled by the dogs) in the hopes of getting as close to the divine as possible or getting a holy child out of himAlso would be funny if after getting santified by the cult he bitch about it next to the Emperor and HE tells him to "~tone down his style to down play his saintly looks~"
Not gonna lie, while I enjoy CupBearers work, his spelling, grammar, and sentence structure read like he's throwing this shit through google translate.
>>75509246How Anon's noble "familly" is doing on his "homeworld"?
>>75541887Probably using the fact they are directly connected to the Emperor’s house and family to strut around and gain power. It’s what I’d do
>>75542109How is the dad taking it?
>>75537727If anon's going to become the proto inquisition, then getting him to help design it's headquarters would be ideal, I say help because perty doesn't know shit about hexagramic wards.
>>75542494His dad died of a heart attack after knowing that the planet would be renamed in Anon's HonorThen his elder brother revoke his disinheritance
>>75542642Fucking top tier bro
>>75537727well, the thing in cannon that pushed him over the edge to rebel was that time he exterminatused his home world, with the mental issues of seige warfare driving him further. it's an easy issue to fix.
>>75541887They are using Anon's name and their status as his family to leverage their position. Anon was kinda distant with his family. He was kinda on cold terms with his Eldest Bro, but not hostile. Eldest Bro has already reduced his King into a puppet, and has major sway on with the PG, evening marrying the PG's Heiress.>>75541796I am getting actual editting software soonish, sorrry.>>75539915Hah!
>>75537727Pert's fall was set up by him feelling snubbed. Emps can handle that.>>75537399Yep, I am still unsure if I should follow that plot hook.>>75536420Lewd.>>75535596Mal is currently running Terra while Emps is away. Also working on state building.>>75535534The Idea of Anon marrying a High ranked Magos is kinda funny. Not sure how it would work.>>75534735No Tau are currently stone age.>>75530211Anon has always known about Chaos and the Emps is kinda disconnected from the average man. Neither true get just how the average joe looks at Chaos and even their own selves.
>>75544915Mal working on his army build and give the emperor a run for his money.
>>75544915While I'm at it, what army does Malcador run?
>>75544839ah no worries man. i don't judge. I think i'm good at reading into what you say when it gets rough. Keep on writing, i enjoy the fanfiction.
>>75544950>>75544965Emps shot down the Minis idea, instead they play a Kreigspiel type game.Mal runs a force of warbikes as fast units and heavy tank focus.>>75544979I really suck at typing, barely passed three classes on it. I am getting that Dragon software, for x-mas to help.
Now. I just thinked...Has Anon already meet with Necrons?Because if he wasn't, he will when he finds Cadia. It's a tombworld after all.
>>75545102I don't think we've read anon encountering any Necrons just yet.>Just yet.....
>>75545057Oh heck yeah, the Dragon voice to text, dictation software? I heard good things about. I'll add that to my list of great things about Christmas then.Nice.
>>75545102They are in 30k, the necrons were only suppose to start awakening around 40kUnless anon do something stupid, like telling the mechanicus about the necrons, he will have a 10k years to prepare for then
>>75544915Having Anon be used to further anchor the Mechanicus to the imperium would be a good move. Plus, Anon’s likely we’ll educated state of how something’s work (and also the location of multiple STC fragments and tech) would be a good way to get on the political waifu’s good side
>>75545566Anon is pretty much THE ideal bachelor to throw at the mechanicus for political clout.>is immortal>is friends with Big E>has aided in the discoveries of not one, but multiple STC's>is educated, as in actually knows what 2+2 is, which is a major plus>knows how to fight (not a prerequisite but always a plus)>at this part is probably ripped and coming close to getting that six pack>a "pure" human and not some slight mutant from some backwater planet
>>75545130I started this story to motivate me to write, I want to write semi-professionally. I plan to write fanfiction first to practice and for fun.
>>75545693What will Anon do with the Necrons? Also has he told Emps about the pylons on Cadia?
>>75545901Anon is kinda lost on that, he would like to either meet a reasonable dynasty/ make and agreement with the Silent King or try and cripple them by knocking out as many tomb worlds as possible.Emps has been informed about Cadia.
Has anon told the emperor about the black stone fortress.Will we meet Angrons slave friends, I expect most of them becoming space Marines, found it wierd they barely were mentionedHave you thought up how the rangdan xenocides will play out, cause that shit crippled the crap out of the first legion
>>75546529I imagine the best way to handle that is to send one of the stealthy legions to hug their core worlds fast and hard. Cripple them early on before the Xenocides go into full fuck force
I honestly wonder if emps psychicly neutered the cupbearer. Just made him disinterested in sex in general. It would be risky either way I guess.
>>75547727Nah it's just CupAnon is a virgin nerd and doesn't really think too much about sex themselves, so they don't write cupbearer as having much interest in it either.
>>75487548Why don’t mods move this quest thread to /qst/?
>>75546135>"Emps has been informed about Cadia."
>>75547934I can't imagine seeing genetically engineered perfection and not getting a boner.
>>75548086The sheer intensity of reinforcement Cadia would receive is astronomical. Cadia would probably get wrecked by whomever takes Horus' place in this alternate timeline. Might actually prevent Terra from becoming a battleground in the heresy.
>>75548047Because it's not a quest? It's writefaggotry
>>75547727Anon saw The Emperor naked, after seeing such perfection all women are forever ruined for himNot even Slaanesh can compete or offer greater seduction
>>75548220Make the entire Cadian sector a mega fortress system, with sisters of silence out there wazoo and Null imperial guard regiments
>>75548815>Null imperial guardNow that sounds awesome and terrifying at the same time but they would probably be better off raised as 'Inquisitorial Storm Troopers' or whatever becomes the equivalent of the Inquisition that Anon will very likely found
>>75549428That's fair. Though the idea of a chaos warband showing up, landing, then drowning in a sea of Null guard with Bayonets is hilarious to me.
>>75493677Sad the dalai lama is so old. I doubt his personality could be replaced in this day and age. Im sure the next will be a political puppet just like pope francis and all the other religious leaders of the world
>>755525855th chaos god
>>75552929how can something that doesn't exist be a chaos god?
is this thread done for the month?bump
>>75553881>bump limit reached>>75509502For real, if you guys want romance, then make a fanfic of this fanfic and let Cupanon pick whatever he likes to canonize it.
>>75554452The bump limit has been reached? Shit. I thought the limit was set at 500 posts.
>>75554567I'm pretty sure that on /tg/ it is 300 posts.
>>75509502No, fuck off. Don't ruin this with some cringe forced romance because you want a love interest for your self insert character.
>>75554619You dont really have to worry about it. As far as I know no one is going to make and post a fanfic here, and even then its quality and length will be dubious. It might even be fun to poke fun at.
>>75537727let him work on seling the eye of terror with necron tech>petur was kind of scared it>he always bitch how Emps uses him only for war, so there he go>he like chalanges and learning new things>he can also fortyfy Cadia ao he can flex on Dorn
>>75553025Squatted, because the copyright holder of Malal took his toys and went home. Doesn't make them not a part of the greater lore of 40k just because GW can't make money off it.
>>75554831I like this>Petur and Dornable can work together to fortify Cadia, and use it to lay siege against anything that comes out of the tiny eye of terror
Anyways, thanks for posting Cupanon. Eagerly waiting for the continuation.
>>75487548Great threat Cups
>>75554831While Terra holds the Imperial palace, a massive golden keep built by the exacting hands of Dorn, perturabo instead forges the Iron cage.The iron cage is a massive series of fortresses and bastions and stations meant to contain and guard against the eye of terror, with the Iron fortress Cadia being the lock itself. Granted the title of Pratorian of the Eye, Perturabo used all of his skills and power to match and surpass his brother’s own achievements on Terra.
>>75556399Bloody beautiful.Don't forget all the star fortresses.