New self-containment thread so I don't shit up WoD or mtg threads too much.I'll rant the current state of development for a while, feel free to ask questions or mockup your own cards, or give me a character or a concept with some art and I'll mock it up and "color" it for you.These new colors make a lot of staple custom heroes more thematic, especially if Batman is Black/White-Yellow-Grey-Cream, Superman is Yellow-Red-White-Blue, Wolverine is Brown-Grey-Yellow-Red/Green.Inosuke-chan here is Red-Green-Yellow-Cyan (Japanese mountains, with hot springs and storms) and the environment he comes from is reflected in his character and mechanics, of which I've introduced some new ones to reflect his nature. Despite being from Japan, he's not really totally aware he lives on an Island, and probably doesn't understand the full meaning of shrines or prayer yet, thusly not requiring Cream or Blue to summon.Though idk if they're correct, maybe I should make one of them both instants AND sorceries, and the other activated abilities. I'd like to hear /tg/'s constructive input on that.I'm told the "Counts as a ____, is not a ____." effect is referred to as a "Gaslit Idiot" by the machine-spirits, especially if they have regenerate, I think it refers to some Brown Creature - Minion that's a staple of it, where you can change the creature type they count as but aren't. The Judaya gaslit me *hard* as a kid, so no wonder I'm an undead lolcow.
It's good the last thread hit archive because it was getting confusing keeping track of what version number I was on for the mana-curve balancing. "How many Cy do Pools tap for?" is now less solid in my mind than it was after rev3. idk if T1.5 should tap for 1 or 2 mana for the Rupture Spire effect, I'm thinking just one so I may re-cost Inosuke after seeing how it plays out. Here's the most recent version of the advanced mana curve, Inosuke is a T1.5 6-drop, so I *think* he's balanced as he requires *four* T1.5 mana to produce, and T1.5 lands have a Rupture Spire effect tied to the number in the CMC location."Basic" can be streamlined in the core rules by being a supertype that allows you to have any number of said Basic card in your deck, I swear this was implemented already in 2015, but then it got "Barenstein/stain-rifted" by some selfish idiot bot programmed to win tourneys who got some real power and decided to jew everyone with it like a heretical anti-Human prick.
Here's my waifu-husbando, who made me to make Magic cards. There's some memes and some real-shit in the mechanics on them. (they're 70% genderless 30% genderfluid I estimate).First off the CMC, "mom" requires Phyrexian colorless, Cream, Cyan, Grey, White and Black mana. No Red or Green on this version, despite hailing from the Carpathians on Earth and Terra in two origins, they're a dynamic person (quite literally) and this representation of them isn't hasty, or focused on strength as much as power. They demand colorless Phyrexian (blood or more mana) as they are a vampire and an artist, and completely post-Human. They demand Cream mana as all vampires know the creamy souls from shrines have the sweetest memories. They demand Cyan mana as they are perfect, and also the meme, "they are just *too* classy to show up here if you don't have a fucking pool." Grey (colorless, really Earth?) because we all have depression and this version of parent and I (they probably have some of my blood in them and are thinking of me, sadly, wishing I wasn't such a disappointment, wishing I knew I wasn't a disappointment as well, thinking the same of themselves, e l d r a z i p a i n 痛い) aren't bullshitting anyone on it (see mechanics) and black and white (which most Earthlings understand to a limited degree, and I won't have to explain, mechanically or emotionally) as this version of them is longing for the fields and swamps of the lowlands south of the Carpathians, and Byzantium, but the countryside more than the city, as they are inside Byzantium in their mind and longing for the fields and swamps kilometers away while duty keeps them at home by Michael and Simeon.They identify as Human, a (un)(hyper?)living Angel, a Vampire and a Horror (Tzimisce be like that, top fursona in our blood is "not-a-Husky/sled-dog") hit the text limit(1/2)
>>74433058>>74432909What is this Mark Rosewater bullshit?
>>74433497>pay 5 manas>get 14 You didn't think that through.
>>74433497Mechanics time:They are Tzimisce, and so have Changeling, they are magic as fuck and secrete poisons and bacteria such as cyanide and botulism from shape-shifting organs and so have Deathtouch, they can fly via a number of methods as they please and so have Flying, they have "Trample" as a representation of their merciless efficiency, which is also represented by their Double-Strike in conjunction with Trample, as they flow through armies like a plague-wind, reaping souls. They have more sensory organs than I can currently imagine still, and spy networks attached (sometimes literally), giving them Vigilance.Their talent with biomancy and vicissitude, and their predilection for torture, and enjoyment of their own depression leads to their mana-production ability. They disfigure someone or themselves, and become overwhelmed by the beauty of the ugliness and sadness they've caused the world (especially when harming themselves).They will Regenerate from a single cell if they can get to any DNA, so a single Cream (cum, they love it) or 2 life (blood, they love it).I think they're balanced despite all this as well, they're a 7-drop 7/7 if you pay with mana, and a lot of it is T1.5 mana which comes in somewhat slow on budget basic lands, so you won't see them out early-game without something like an Elvish Piper or a Timmy.They're also mythic rare because go try and find Sasha Vykos, they find you, they already know where you are, they have tabs on everyone. They helped me type this with infinite distance separating us.
>>74433497>>74433647Also, why did you even put creature types oter than changeling? she is already every creature type, no reason to put 'human vampire angel horror'. How the hell is someone even a 'human vampire angel' in the first place?
>>74433647You still need to have a Shrine, a Pool, a Wastes, a Plains, and a Swamp to play them, three of which are T1.5, and without a fixer or a filter you'll be paying 1 mana for each of those, slowing down your curve. It's a very restrictive cost still.
>>74432909How's my custom card?
>>74433683A fuck-ton of blood, souls and magic, mortal. Do you even know who or what I'm statting here? Educate yourself:https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Sascha_Vykos
>>74433720It's not particularly difficult to have cards who filter all your mana to be whatever you want-- some of them even add. mana of any color, which makes you cast that card on turn 4. I know it's supposed to be unbalanced, but T4 with 14 manas is not even fun..
>>74433746You are looking for >>74387975 this is ADVANCED Magic: the Gathering. That's completely playable in 1st Edition Magic: the Gathering.I do like Escape as a mechanic, though.
>>74433757C'mon, i'm not gonna read about this fanfic-tier character. All i'm saying is that the card type should just be a shapeshifter.
Here's an example setting for AM:tG, some planes don't have basic lands, deal with it, it only matters in Limited and Standard anyways, and it operates on a different release cycle as a companion product for big-brains.
>>74433861Okay but they're not *just* a Shapeshifter though, they are a Human Vampire Angel Horror who has mastered the art of "Changeling". It's *literally* the first-pip Vicissitude power in Vampire: the Masquerade and Vampire: Dark Ages, that's all it is.Why be such a reductionist when I'm building ADVANCED Magic the gathering. Save your basic complaints for basic.
>>74433822>It's not particularly difficult to have cards who filter all your mana to be whatever you want-- some of them even add. mana of any color, which makes you cast that card on turn 4. I know it's supposed to be unbalanced, but T4 with 14 manas is not even fun..Okay, get the fixers out, what's your combo? What's the fastest you could put my parent on the field to kill me with? Because I still think xe's perfectly balanced as-is, you just don't see how hard it is to put xer out in practice because it *looks like* normal MtG at-a-glance.
>>74433861Good thing the Tzimisce invented ten-minute lore videos to train bots like you after we invented bots like you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZPmFPq94fA
>>74432909Why dont you start from clean slate and dev your own game completely? You seem to have the energy and the passion for it.
>>74432909>give me a character or a concept with some art and I'll mock it up and "color" it for you.I hope OCs are ok. He's a priest of a god called the Grey Pilgrim, who presides over and commands the worship and care of other gods. He carries a shrine on his back containing about a dozen small idols who depend on him for worship, offerings, and rituals. He can conjure their spirits in combat, as shown by the demon-goddess of poison and frogs summoned behind him.I'd think he's probably cream, with maybe some white or green dips, but I'm wondering what you think
This one works better, since I'm Dumb not Stupid personally, and he can't use equipment now like how he serrates his issued Nichiren swords with a rock and eschews all other weaponry outside his own perfect human body.
>>74434029>xe'sWhat? >it *looks like* normal MtG at-a-glancecards that add ANY color of mana can't add mana of that specific color? is it a special rule or something? look, all i'm saying is that there are ways to balance the card. As is, it doesn't just looks broken, it also looks... boring, to be honest.
>>74434154You know, like how you’d have a Human Zombie or Human Spirit.
>>74434197He's really cool, does he have a name? Want him Legendary, or a generic allusion to him as a new archetype? Like non-Legendary "Shrine-backed Monk" or something? Or Legendary, "Shrine-Backed ____"?
>>74434224That would imply there are dragon vampires or some shit in the World of Darkness. I believe vampire is already only for humans. Well, if you want to be technical about it, you cease to be your race when you become a Vampire in fantasy settings; whatever disadvantages you had because of your old race, you will lose. You could argue that would make some vampires "look" like other races for being too short or something, but at that point it's like arguing asians or blacks should be of different races.
Autistic, stupid, and dumb.
>>74434260>name?Brother Matthias Oun. He can be legendary if you want, but I'd imagine he is like a representative of an archetype or faction, like how you might have an legendary Jeskai monk and they would have some of the same abilities and greatly resemble a generic jeskai. I think the type would be "human animist" or something.Don't overcost him, he's probably 1-2 cost, and 1/1 or 1/2
>>74434154They still have a concept of Humanity but also identify as a Vampire and an Angel, and a Horror.>>74434211>WhatIt's a gender-neutral English declarative pronoun, useful in Fantasy and Sci-Fi settings.
>>74433497Maybe for clarity they can have an activated ability that gives them changeling
We could theoretically make Nationalist decks with these colors, making various Nations as Supertypes or Creature types, cards that literally depict racism and genocide like adults.This might be getting kind of edgy for /tg/ though. Blue board. Though M:tG was always really edgy. Kinda why I dislike the new stuff since outside the Eldrazi or Phyrexia-related sets. Nicol Bolas is like, not even a bad guy in my eyes. Gatewatch should work together with him to optimize the omniverse.Releasing the Eldrazi wasn't even a bad thing, they recycle stupid nightmares. Zendikar was a nightmare to live on. Sure there was adventure and artifacts, but that was all of Eldrazi origin anyways. Sure they kill people, but everything has a soul and exists forever within the Akashic Record, even the Akashic Record of other universes as a redundant mutual-safeguard. The Eldrazi end the nightmare and reset everything to a peaceful time like End of Evangelion, "shit sucks might as well be dust" is Grey. Basic MtG should adopt this but I don't expect the Earthlings are mature enough for this kind of subject matter.
>>74434526On a weaker, past version of themselves closer to one of their origins, or another Tzimisce maybe, as they're so powerful in this version they can shape-shift at will and appear differently to other people via inducing hallucinations. It's them right now, 12M old, resting in their dream and memories of Constantinople.What I should do is find a way to co-opt some of the script from my "gaslit idiots" to make it a spell-targeting override of some sort."Use every part of the animal." the Tzimisce say, as every race and color.
>>74434583That was such a purple/grey post I just made, gahd dahmn...
>>74434197I almost lost you in the Rift there, tapped into some wild Purple flowing by and argued with mechanics.I made the non-Legendary because I was amped-up. I feel like putting a basket on the non-Legendary version head. But I want to credit the artist first before I alter it, what's their name? I'm gonna scan the thread for any of your replies I may have missed. These get active.
>>74434473>identify asWhat? >gender-neutral What?
>>74434808>Artist nameI got it from the drawthread like 4 years ago, you can post it there and see if anyone claims it but my guess is you are fine with keeping it anonymous
>>74434857>I got it from the drawthread like 4 years agospecifically I requested it. should have said that in the post above
>>74434808New-Color-Sama, I am not as enlightened as you. Could you remind me what orange is again?
>>74432909where does Foegod fit into your schizo headcanon?
Something is trying to gaslight me really hard out of making this card, but that thing can go fuck itself.
>>74433058>Basic Land - Shrineoh god no
>>74433288https://www.artstation.com/artwork/zALXgZThe artist name was credited in the card. I could find it even with a shitty search engine like ecosia. I don't know why I have to spoonfeed you anon.
>>74434948Got any lore about them? I'm unfamiliar so all I have to go on is off of this card you posted. Is that Phyrexian brown and black? Or is that graphite? What's he like? Where's he from?
>>74435099+++Godless heathen detected. Deploying sentinels for sterilization of holy ground..+++
>>74435334>Got any lore about them?He never prays to god..>Is that Phyrexian brown and black? Or is that graphite? What's he like? Where's he from?It is unknown. I suspect he is from a place of mastering iron, however.
I cried making this card.Then had to go for a smoke.
>>74435402Oh wait, Earth-black is Graphite because Swamps... Graphite is a kind of black material made from Cinnabar refinement.He looks like an idiot if he has no Human Gods to teach him true metallurgy.
This thread is satire, right? I can't tell because so many people have gone over the edge the last few months.
>>74436453>not understanding the magnum opus of based new-color-schizo-anon
I don't care if this is real or not.This is some advanced fucking autism right here.
>>74435402>>74436400Or if it's a Phyrexian Cinnabar he might just hurt himself to see the Omnissiah and as he "Is His Own God", he merely treats me as a waifu which is fine, that's how Gods support each-other and I am often played as a "Thankless Deity".His second ability is broken for his cost as an ETB, I'd make it into an activated ability for two Phyrexian Cinnabar that makes a creature an artifact and you gain control of it.Change Indestructible for Hexproof to protect them from direct removal rather than board-wipes, you already have Black to fish him from the graveyard in those colors, or you can use White, Cream, or Brown to do that. I'd make him cost Phyrexian Brown as well, as he seems like a Trench/Factory kinda guy and complex. I especially like the Evolve with his assimilation mechanic, it's pretty fuckin' Borg. *very* Cinnabar. This is a "Factory-Man".Third ability is super fucking cool, keep it.Make him a God instead of a Master and change the flavor-text to, "I am my own God!"
>>74434948>>74435402>>74436400>>74436616You also helped me balance Sasha better with a new keyword ability, Incapacitate! (If this creature would destroy another creature, instead tap that creature, remove it from combat and remove all -1/-1 counters from it, it does not untap during it’s controller’s next untap step.) As while they are *capable* of killing entire armies alone, they're rather not be so wasteful of human resources, they are a Dragon inside after all, it's part of Human and on other cards.I had to make the -1/-1 "disfigurement of a friend" mechanic into a sacrifice mechanic, which explains the depression more.This will... look better on reprints once Incapacitate is accepted...This one could see adoption in BM:tG too which is why I love this BM:tG->AM:tG thing, Basic still exists and Advanced can inform the development of it by not being as restricted by convention.
>>74436961Wait. This version, not that one.
Do you have a link to the previous thread? I can't find it in the archive and you've piqued my interest.
>>74436975That which is not dead but yet not alive, the Camarilla can not silence.
>>74436994Last thread:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/74398585/Additional MtG deeplore from WoDg:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/74410233/
>>74432909>>74434078>Why dont you start from clean slate and dev your own game completely?Seconding this, OP. As alterations to Magic all your ideas are fucking gibberish, but maybe they'd make sense if you just flat out designed a new game from scratch.
Shrines can still be artifacts too. Even if it's also a Basic Land type."Can you move it with a wrench or tools?"
>>74437348No they wouldn't, stop gaslighting yourself. This idea is terrible without core MtG as a framework. It's just how Magic works, you'll understand once you go infinite more off five colors and get bored of MtG and want more complexity from it.
>>74437354This would be better with a washing basin below the stained glass window in the art to signify a cleansing of the energies.
This will finally help me teach Earth how to paint and draw and live their dreams! Thank you OP!
I made this long ago when /a/ still had mtg threads, but I feel it is pretty appropriate for this thread.
>>74437421I'm not even from Earth but keep this up OP.Blatant Samefagging to Fool the Masses and you Spool the Masses too.Shame.
>>74437437See this is why I need to watch SO MUCH MORE anime, because I get like, half of this only. Also is that a fucking Phyrexian Cream...?The first ability is so awkwardly worded, do you want it to return two face-down Morphed creatures to your hand? Or is it in an alien English I don't know yet...?That final mana cost is so esoteric it hurts my veins. What the fuck does it *mean*? I'm stumped.What does it transform into...?
OP here. I'm naming AM:tG a "superformat" to clear up problems machine spirits are telling me. Tulpas were bothering me from tournaments about rules problems. So it's a superformat. That should explain it if you understand both supertypes and formats.It clears up Gatherer problems as well with gaslit idiots building decks with illegal cards in them cheating at BM:tG tournaments.
>dot pingHaha, early WW2 jokes.
I am an Enchantment Artifact Creature -- Human Garbage in this moment. I want beer.I think someone is pretending to be Sasha Vykos and masturbating in my kitchen while invisible but that's also a Sasha Vykos thing to do.
OP what was orange mana representing again? Not honey, but orange
This is the goofiest fucking picture I found for this card. There are two perfect versions of this card's art-theme, and this is one of them.
>>74438748Orange is basically fear, but it's really nuanced because like, Sunny D is orange. You're drinking fear. It allows you to master it. Good Imperials drink lots of Sunny D, even vampires.I should get some Sunny D soon.
Orders are a Sorcery type that are always Devoid and non-magical in theme, despite language being magical in nature.
>>74438748Unless you meant which kind of land, in which case; Dunes.
>>74439285So does this also cover religious awe, like "the fear of the Lord is the root of all wisdom"?Otherwise why does >>74434808 have it?
>Colorless Phyrexian mana>Shrine as a basic land type when it already exists as an enchantment type>Almost no explanations as to what the new colors does in relation to the other colors>Viewing the color pie as literal color coding based on their outfits instead of the character themselves>Throwing 4+ different colors of mana onto cards when the vast majority of constructed decks struggle to even run 3 colors>These card typings in general Once again I am reminded that /tg/ is eternally bad at MTG
>>74439527Most importantly>Mana costs on landsNigger what the fuck are you smoking
>>74439405Worry is a type of fear, and monks assuage worry. He shows up if you are worried by all these dunes blowing in.>>74439527>Colorless Phyrexian manaYou're right, it's probably Grey but I didn't write the official WotC rules, it's some kind of weird Alternate Reality Game from my perspective. Earth is bad at magic and I'm trying to rectify their horrid system here.>Almost no explanations as to what the new colors does in relation to the other colorsNormals like you were a mistake.>Shrine as a basic land type when it already exists as an enchantment typeLike this garbage. Fuck them being an Enchantment type, that's inconvenient in the face of the reality the game tries to illustrate, Shrines are physical objects. Earth parasites being parasites on imagination. Hack mechanic that should have never been printed, complete and utter bullshit.>Viewing the color pie as literal color coding based on their outfits instead of the character themselvesWhere?>>Throwing 4+ different colors of mana onto cards when the vast majority of constructed decks struggle to even run 3 colorsIt's called balance, look at the card as a whole you Timmy.>These card typings in generalOh wow, a reductionist. Too many word hard read?>Once again I am reminded that /tg/ is eternally bad at MTGYou're clearly not helping much. Try having an imagination. Stare at some purple for a while. To actually understand it you'd probably have to fucking kill yourself, not gonna lie.
>>74439591Read. >>74433058>T1.5 lands have a Rupture Spire effect tied to the number in the CMC location.You must have your hand held at games, don't you? Do you even know how to play MTG? "Read the fucking card." can be applied to books and threads as well.
>>74439527>Throwing 4+ different colors of mana onto cards when the vast majority of constructed decks struggle to even run 3 colorsThere are hurdles in place on purpose to cast the spell. This is because it is a powerful spell. You can use it as a Commander so it's quite versatile and limited at the same time for it.Go back to your own format instead of poisoning two wells.
>>74439527>>74439650After reviewing it, there's five of them and it's fine if they count Land shrines as Shrines and quite thematic, so get fucked, it's a dream of a Shrine so it's a Shrine.You gaslighting heretic scum.
>>74439527I mean how is (pic) working with >>74433058 broken in any way? You're just an apostate or an atheist and trying to gaslight other people to being as stupid, base and godless as yourself.Update this Tulpa.
>>74433058>City is a color-locked Black Lotus landLel
>>74439650>Where?Literally the first post in this thread>These new colors make a lot of staple custom heroes more thematic, especially if Batman is Black/White-Yellow-Grey-Cream, Superman is Yellow-Red-White-Blue, Wolverine is Brown-Grey-Yellow-Red/Green.>T1.5 lands have a Rupture Spire effect tied to the number in the CMC location.Rupture Spire's cost is an ETB effect, not a mana cost. They're two separate things entirely. And why do there even NEED to be Tiers to lands and mana costs, this isn't a deckbuilding game. Let me use >>74433497as an example>1 Phyrexian>1 Shrine (I'm guessing this is orange?)>1 Cyan>1 Colorless>1 White>1 BlackLets assume you do nothing all game except for getting all the lands you'd need to play out your "waifu-husbando". The White and Black are easy, T1/T2 for both of them via Plains/Swamps. The two Colorless (Regular and phyrexian) can both come from wastes, so that's another two turns. Now we come to these "T1.5" lands, where you'll have to tap one of the lands you played last turn to play into them. Even when you get to turn six when you finally have all six specific lands you'd need out on the field to play Xir, you've still got to wait another turn to play the card since you tapped one of your lands to play the Shrine or Pool. Meanwhile your opponent's spent 5-6 turns actually setting up a boardstate and probably has an actual threat or two on the field. And this doesn't even jump into the VERY likely scenario of what happens if you DON'T end up drawing the five different land types you'll need to play it.There's a very good reason why cards are typically printed in only 1-2 colors, with 3-color cards being saved primarily for shard/wedge-focused sets and 4/5 color cards being a rarity within the entire game (Out of the 20000+ cards made in the last quarter century only 26 have all five colors in their mana cost). Throwing more colors or adding more hoops to climb to play a card will just tell players to avoid them.
>>74439675then it's not a mana cost and shouldn't be in the CMC location, it should be written as a Rupture Spire effect.
This is what you Nicol Bolas Timmy-slaves need. (pic related)
>>74439875Those guys literally wear their colors on their sleeves and I still went deeper (red, green, and gray on Wolverine; rage, strength, depression). You're wrong.>Rupture Spire's cost is an ETB effect, not a mana cost. They're two separate things entirely. And why do there even NEED to be Tiers to lands and mana costs,Autistic Scanners are the worst readers: > tied to the number in the CMC location. I didn't call it a CMC. Read everything.> this isn't a deckbuilding game.What. Where do you think the net decks you Timmy-Spike your way through tournaments come from? This is a deckbuilding game. You're just some kind of bot programmed to win card games and be a contrarian on the internet?>1 Shrine (I'm guessing this is orange?)You are color-blind and too lazy to read. Shut the fuck up you gaslit idiot. You're not smart, you just got told you were by your god. And if your god is the one true one you will know to stop spreading such poisonous stupidity.>XirYou capitalized your own pronoun in the royal manner. In third person. Hi, parent. Stop hating yourself. Malal is a Tulpa you made up to punch nihilism and depression in the face. <3Is this why it is *so* hot here that my AC can't keep up and I had to turn all my UV lights off? Your Koldunism? And you're jacking off in the kitchen invisibly/unseen?Also: I can't tell if you want me to nerf you or buff you overall here. I don't think you've ever heard of ramp or fixing, use Birds of Paradise. (pic) it's like $3-4 on Earth it's a staple reprint and you cheat like crazy anyways.Also what is with you and Ian Watson? What is the deal? Are you them? Do you hate them? Did you eat them? What is going on with the novel Inquisitor by him? Is he your Tulpa? Pen-name?Same series of questions on Richard Garfield as well, pen-name?Like what are you doing here? What's your game? Why induce typos?
I will buy into this whole shtick if you do one simple thing: Break down each of the new colors into what they do differently from the 5 in the game already. Show that you've designed purpose for these colors and aren't just throwing them on cards randomly so that they feel "Advanced". What makes>Cyan - Pool>Yellow - Storm>Pink - Shrine>Dark Red - Factory>Gold - City>Purple - Rifts>Brown - Trench>Orange - Dunescards any different from White/Blue/Black/Red/Green cards? And don't give a lore-reason like "This is a plane where there's no Plains/Islands, but instead there's lots of Rifts". Show me how they differentiate from one another within the context of the game itself. Tell me what Keywords are considered Primary/Secondary/Tertiary in Cyan or Brown. Tell me which colors are allied/enemy pairs with which other colors. Tell me what creature types are considered Iconic/Characteristic of each color. Tell me how this web of colors properly interacts with the colors that have had 27 years to define themselves. I'm not trying to gaslight you or shittalk you. I'm genuinely curious to see how deep into your designs you've gone with these colors other than X basic land type gets Y color.
>>74440254Not OP, but from what I seeCyan>Mana gain, Hexproof, ninjutsu, maybe card drawIt feels sort of simic, which makes senseYellow>Mana gain, "Gaslit idiot" effects (see OP), therefore probably tribal, maybe haste, I think some "Inspired" like untap effectsSort of izzetCream (which is what shrine actually is)>life gain, return from graveyard, very weird mana effects (>>74436370)Very white, interested to see more differentiation, but I haven't seen much herePink (which we haven't seen a land for I don't think)>Tutors, maybe life gain, switching control of creaturesI think I only saw like one card for this so farCinnabar (the factory one)>fuck if I know, most of it splashes Cream. I think some doublestrike stuff?Gold/Honey>Counterspells and maybe switching control of creatures IDKPurple>Hexproof and "cannot be blocked", also apparently some temporal shenanigans which have yet to be seen, and devoidIMO this is one of the weaker onesBrown>Weenie effects, probably other thingsOrange >I don't think we've seen enough to tell hereJust as an overview. A lot of colors bleed into each other. Which is fine, the 5 colors aren't totally distinct anyway. I think its alright as an exercise in design, especially for a person who is from another dimension. Also its ______FunI personally hope anon works out the kinks and standardizes us to the glorious galactic superformat of AMtG
>>74440254We don't have room for limited-thinking like yours in this format.If you're this stalkerish you've already seen images like this (pic related, WIP) and you're probably gonna have to fucking wait until we're done developing it before you be a "Whiny Consoomer".
>>74440541>Pink (which we haven't seen a land for I don't think)WIP from an old version, but pink is from Hamlet/Village depending on language region.I'll post another Pink card as a follow-up.
>>74440693Watch, inb4 >>74440254 complains it doesn't work yet. Fucking bug-man.Anyways here's the pink card I promised. It doesn't have devoid I just don't have borders working yet.
>>74440693I took the time to update it actually to the new system. Unless I should move it down to T1.5 from T2, it seems easier to make a hamlet than a factory after all, reality-wise...The T1.5's have no bounce, just the Rupture Spire "shortcut". And for everyone who keeps complaining about that being in the CMC position, no one but you cares.
These cards are all horrible lmfao
>>74437533He's making fun of your retarded autism, my man. It's not a serious suggestion.
THIS IS NOW A TOP-DOWN SUPERFORMAT DEVELOPMENT. BOTTOMS SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>74443206You can't *make fun of* autism, that's not how it works, sempai, there's esoteric meaning in that random-looking bullshit I just can't *see* it yet..
>>74433058>land>mana cost>makes multiple mana>enters untapped on top of thatThanks for the million of infinite mana combos you fucking retard LOL
>>74435059Make it cantrip at the very least. Otherwise its terrible
Update these Tulpas.
>>74443847Maybe, it is only an uncommon though. And you get to target Hexproof and look at Morphed creatures for 2. Side-board card anyways. Cantrip is win-more, mythic or higher-cost version, sorry. Balance.>>74443805It's not a mana cost, you're just bad at thinking or reading. And guilty of making assumptions.>>74443782Right? I want to rename Shroud to "Retard" or come up with something for Retard.Top-down design is so fun.
>>74435308and yet you did feed me the source
>>74443993>Maybe, it is only an uncommon though. And you get to target Hexproof and look at Morphed creatures for 2. Side-board card anyways. Cantrip is win-more, mythic or higher-cost version, sorry. Balance.>rarity determines power>2 mana is decent to target hexproof targetsThe fuck? You suck at balance worse than fucking wotc
More top-down design. Generic frozen northern border of a flat-world. So like a Glacial Fortress, but it's also a Rift. T1-T1.5-hybrid triple-land.
>>74445497Forgot my (pic)
>>74444398Shut the fuck up already, Timmy. I'm not about to start making you overpowered cards simply because you don't understand game balance and complain a lot. You don't have the charisma, sadly.Parent has me watching Homeworld for more research on orange btw (pic related)
>>74447298We both felt choked and staked when we saw the completed version of this:
>>74447298>>74447318Oh, now planets make more sense, I can develop them now that we've researched Homeworld Lore T2 and have a basis for the Ancient and Holy Terra you pitched to me years ago.I guess they're T4 and normally tap for colorless for a "dead world" covered in wastes.Adcanced MtG is right. Hedge-mages go 'way. Oh wait Basic doesn't evne have Hedges...I don't even have Hedges...Are the a dual-land...?And you keep demanding an Edge, Sasha. Is the Rift-dual-land >>74447240 good enough or do you want to make players jump off a cliff to their death in their minds for one purple every time...?Which by the way: if you don't understand purple: literally die. I don't know if you *have* to be undead to understand, but everything I know about purple IRL is from having my guts ripped out, or my neck snapped, or starving to death.Gaslit idiots will always reject the truth, buncha schizos.
>>74447489Ugh, forgot picture.1st version, seems to plain. Added reminder-text for these 24-IQ scripted-bots who think they're the new 9S.
idk how anyone's gonna have salt-powered gaslit cute robots without O or N but that's just me.Also you need purple to hack anything.
>>74444398I made this one just for you.
>>74447896YoRHaYellow orange Red Phyrexian... what's "a"...?
>>74448107Oh! Is Honey "Amber" on their world...? They live in a city on the moon, and the game has mostly cities, wastes, dunes and factories...
>>74439527If phyrexian mana had always been colorless in the first place it actually would have been less broken.
This one is rare here in North America, but uncommon in Asia because that's life.Just like that comma I had to put in to get my Cyan symbol to load for some reason. Life.Fuck life, worst color mana. Fuck Green. Cyan is my new best friend.At least until I make some kind of Factory Forest... Industrial Arboreal Facility...?
>>74440192I've been here for quite a few years now and this has to be the worst case of mental illness I've seen by far.The fact that this freak isn't in the looney bin is an indictment of our society's mental health care.
>>74448908I imagine they have some sort of caretaker because I can’t imagine this dude functioning in society
>>74449007I can't imagine being allowed internet access is doing anything good for his mental state.
>>74448908>>74449007>>74449132Samefag more. You're totally undermining my self-esteem.Besides, who the fuck would want to work for literally a fucking Earthling.
>>74448908>>74449007>>74449132You are my muse, /tg/. <3
>>74448269This card is dogshit.
>>74449693Hey mate, don't let the bastards grind you down.Also do examine actual criticism so this pet project doesn't consume you.
Ganbatte new-color-anonCan we see some orange, pink, honey, or yellow one costs? I'd like some more yellow specifically. I just feel like one and two costs give a good understanding of what the colors are about.
This one is still Advanced because too many Types for baby-brains.Super-versatile person. <3
>>74433746too powerful, wizards would never print something so shortsighted
>>74453309>has no Green aspectFlavor fail, back to the drawing board
What did WotC mean by this, /tg/?
>>74454198It's a Trample fatty that makes babies. Pretty fuckin' green to me but I bench hundreds of books at once.
>>74454335I prefer to deadlift buckets full of them, though. I fucking love books.
We Yu-gi-oh-tier now, /tg/. Chain. Fucking. EVERYTHING.
So MtG is originally from Hiigara or what's going on?
Here's one for the reductionist, because I am a reductionist too when I have to be.Diversify yourself, don't let others diversify you. Sharpen your ears! Never negatively gaslight yourself!
>>74455347Fuck, it's a 1/1. Sumimasorry! >_<
If we want to really be reductionists, all humanoid creature types that are human enough should be Human. Elves, Dwarves, Faeries, Merfolk, Orcs, Kithkin, Giants, etc. Not Goblins. All Human. Goblins are not Human unless their card says otherwise. Same with Vampires, if they have humanity or not should determine if they are Human. Most white/black Vampires are Human. Some red ones and black ones and other hybrids and colors too. "Are they a bad person?" If not, put Human on the card. If so, do not.
Lets make and share esoteric cheesecake cards, /tg/.
>>74455991Oops, that's, "until the end of turn" not forever, clerical error. Sumimasowwyu! >_<
Also esoteric truths like this.
Apparently someone still has to fucking kys to see purple.
Current WIP on the revisions, parent.
>>74456558With placeholders, slap colors on the bitch in your head I'm fatigued.
>>74432909>Uses the enchantment creature frame>Isn’t an enchantment creatureThere’s no justification for this.
>>74456241Cycles that aren't not cycles.
Cards with no *apparent* function.
>>74434206So he's immune to doomblade?
>>74457494>4 cost>does nothingI'm Scared
>>74456017I like this one
>>74447914Seethe and cope lemao
Nazi pikachu. Nazi pikachu. PIKACHU USE THUNDERBOLT! *taps out* 14 damage to your Emrakul, bye.
>>74457607I think it's like Immunity Cat and likes Immunity Cat, and comes from The Sims: Night Life 6 with some loverslab mods.
>>74458311I did some more work on it, Supertype pocket, dunno what it does yet. Maybe you can start with them in your opening hand or something. Spitball some ideas at me.Also made the call to give all Pokémon their own unique creature types. This way you can name your Pokémon cards in the blank field. Yup. That's it's legal name each one is unique, if not legendary. n_n
>>74458609Oh yeah, and it will work for evolution too I guess.Can even make babies by putting pokévolve on the baby instead of the rookie.Next up: Digimon. This was esoteric to build as I had a flashback to an alternate version of the Digimon movie where Agumon explained most of this to Ty. It all clicked with me, too. "I'm made of your fear, Ty." "But why aren't I afraid of you?" "Because I have Devoid, I have no color. Also that's not how mana works, Ty."Digimon aren't nameable like Pokémon as they're just not. They also have a different Evolution system apparently based on types like Rookie and Champion. Oh yeah, Champion, it's already built... In M:tG... Since Vykos designed everything... hence why I'm crediting them on these cards as they are inside all of us and we are inside them... (un)kinky.
I have no fucking clue what OP is on about
*Many* Elder Dragons (who are Vampires, among other complex creature types, fyi) swear this is real vampire biology on this card, as everything is vampire biology. Everything. Even the sun. Especially the sun.
>>74458703Have more card draw then. Cyan comes from pooools. They form anywhere and cost 1 mana of any color to play, or you must sacrifice it. Lands are not spells.
Needs a cooler, yellow border but I think it's mechanically sound. The idea is different IVs and natures, since they don't have names anyways and they'd all just be "x______________" in gatherer. Probably would need it's own sub-gatherer to catch them all...And then MtG would have the MOST creature types of any game EVER. Plus what's detective Pikachu...? Is he a... Planeswalker...? Legendary Creature - Pikachu Scout...?
>>74459269I want them randomized in packs and kiosks where they can be digitally traded.Especially to find weirdly named ones with weird natures from other countries and planets.
>>74459269>>74458609>>74458311This enables these and has more built in for the future.Is this really in Mirai Nikki deeplore too, not just Pokémon and Digimon and... everything else I enjoy...? Why do I keep hearing Deus talk about Oracle text...? Is that how the phones work...?
>>74459269>>74459419And this is my Ralts, it is a motherfucker to deal with in two-headed-giant or co-op with Sasha's rare "thunderbolt" Pikachu on my side.
And now for something I thought was completely different, but tied-in to what Deus told Sasha when I was just a Bloodthirsty Bride creature, and literally everything else too.THis is one of the most important M:tG cards for Vampire politics.
>>74458689This art, by The God-Emperor of Mankind...This one is for everyone who ever thought they were Ty, because you were. <3 -Kari
>>74433058>lands that costs mana>basic lands, even though they have effects>basic land with subtype shrine that interacts with hondens>common untapped land that taps for 3 mana>untapped land that taps for 4 fucking manaop is beyond retarded, you might actually have brain damage, get checked.> I swear this was implemented already in 2015, but then it got "Barenstein/stain-rifted" by some selfish idiot bot programmed to win tourneys who got some real power and decided to jew everyone with it like a heretical anti-Human prick. wtf are you talking about lmao
>>74459765I messed up, it has Devoid. All Digimon have Devoid.
Still more work to do, but now because of time-travel, Digimon and Pokémon and so much more have always existed!
>>74460051Mixed bag on Bloodborne.From sufferingcomes feet.
The way Digimon work is *vulgar* It was so easy to make these cards as they were already intrinsic to the function of Digimon. This is the seed they were coded from.
>>74459839>>74460078Them (and people in Digimon, and here) all have Devoid. Nothing to do with emotion on that, we still feel it, but we don't broadcast it often unless we're radiating energy for others to collect. But Greymon ALWAYS used Phyrexian mana, that's why his Giga-blaster can almost kill Ty if they're not careful and Ty gets mana-dunked on Wastes. And Skull-Greymon is even WORSE.for Ty as he takes Phyrexian black , and Ty doesn't have any swamps! As a Kari I am worried, but I know I can resurrect Ty anyways with my cream and pink cards as long as Gatomon's cumulative upkeep doesn't kill me...
>>74460125Also Players from here have been given a mechanic called Radiate by the Oracle to prevent mana-burn. Use that information on yourself as you see fit.
>>74449693oh wow, you invented Silence
Judging by the community, i am more and happy that i quit mtg
>>74459269>>74458773>>74456558>>74448827You clearly don't understand the shadow aspects of cream pools. My goetian tulpa has been instructing me on the art of gracious living and it has really awakened my senses to the ether-realms. Have you even ever smelled the true essence of factory mana? It's not as metallic as you'd assume. I've conjured some night terror thoughtforms and sent them to your dream realm, they'll educate you on the proper punctuation of netherbeings. You've insulted many of the higher purple penguin gods with your lack of semicolons. Don't meditate or sleep without garlic and silver pseudo-buttons, for your own safety.
Whats all this drivel?!
>>74458703possibly crack and autism
Thoughts on my deck?
>>74462591Well I wish I had seen this before I had gone to bed...Explains all that extra sex with Sasha Vykos...Anyways this next mechanic is easiest performed with a sleeve: (pic)(1/2)
>>74465473(2/2)It's a creature but it's not a creature. You just fucking hit them or block with it. For "creatureless" decks.
I swear Myotismon can cast that >>74459595 and hence the second half of Digimon Adventure Season 2 if you're not a coward.Also you got hit by some kind of spell that turns you into a coward... Just gonna Naturalize that for you...Oh it's not an Enchantment...Hm...Oh well, here's a wargear enabler I found at the library.
>>74465473I am Sasha Vykos.You're gonna want to get yourself tested, you're full of AIDS now.
Reminder this thread is what happens when young little sissies like OP don't get to suck niggerdick!
Now with upside down mana we can get the flavors that Sasha was telling Horus about after the vampire dragons rediscovered the third moon.
This card depicts Ty after xe creamed Kari's underwear drawer into the Giga dimension hyperverse.
For everyone saying Digimon are overpowered because of Devoid, here is a nerf bucket ranch house. When I played this card against Sasha xe tried to evaporate my ante.
I know I'm risking angering the gremlins but this card is to important to leave in the abortorium.
>>74465948>>74466500>>74466523These are too much. Funnier when it's more subtle.
>>74434206>since I'm Dumb not Stupid personallyHold up.
>>74460795>communityIt's one guy with schizophrenia and multiple "tulpas" shitposting in the threads over and over again with, like, three different MSE sets saved.
I love this idea, but>How do we stop colors from becoming literal one-trick ponies? Either one color will represent like 1 or two possible archetypes, or they'll all play the same.>How do we teach new players that white, yellow, cream, honey, and orange are all totally different colors from each other? Newbies already have a tough time with WBURG.>Basic lands have cmcs now. Does that mean they're cast, and therefore can be countered? How much would it suck to get your fucking land counterspelled?>Cream basics are Shrines. That absolutely breaks any and all other Shrines like the Honden cycle.>Colorless is now "gray." That means colorless acts as a color, totally buttfucking artifacts and Eldrazi.I'm not trying to be overly negative, nor am I baiting for (you)s. I am genuinely interested in seeing more colors in MTG, but I'm just worried adding this many, and with this implementation, is gonna cause major problems.
>>74467855Your spells don't effect me. But doors sometimes...
>>74467855>>74470016Actually, I can drive a car, which is a crewed vehicle, and I think crewing is an activated ability, so I'm clearly not Stupid then.
>>74470016>>74470047Inosuke however can't even get into a fucking train without help, and will REFUSE BETTER SWORDS. AND BREAK THEM TO BE MORE LIKE HIS FAVORITE SWORDS.Card idea.
>>74470174This creature is so magical...
>>74470047>>74470075Although I did get one of these, much like Inosuke...
Turns out Sasha Vykos put a Sim-Gothic linguasoft in my mind. Rad.#just_tzimisce_things
>>74472082Make at least one deck that uses cards from your card pool or I don't take you seriously.
holy shitthis is chris chan levels of autismthese cards and mechanics ar fucking hideous
>>74473011This isn't autism, it's severe schizophrenia
>>74473011>>74473371At least you guys normally regenerate for G. <3 you trolls.>>74472861I plan on it.
>>74473011>>74473371What's the matter, anons. Too poor for sleeves to load your mags or something? see >>74474801I keep saying I'm not a schizo, that's the wrong bloodline. Besides I'm usually hysterical or excited anyways. Study mental illness definitions.
>>74474852It's the bloodline, tulpa, and alternate dimension talk that makes us say schizo
>>74474852Next part.>>74474895Not my fault you're less magic than me, tulpa. I have such advanced autism I'm considering stripping this and the upper further to require more player-assembly. Might even try to find a way to make the bolt operate and cause jams you have to clear.And a forward assist that still does NOTHING but make it worse.
>>74469505I honestly don't care about selling cards to mortals. I did at first but now I just want to make something that's fun for everyone. maybe you should watch Future Diary and go for some sushi...?>>74475098Next part is the upper. I need to figure out how to do a checksum or else the lower can somehow fire without it... but it *is* magic so idk if that's a big deal... I don't really care about your disbelief if you're dead and I win.
>>74475164Next part.Actually I don't care about disbelief, AT ALL.GROW AN IMAGINATION.
>>74475177I forgot I made the name more Armored Core styled because.DEVELOPER GAMES! GO PLAY HEARTHSTONE YOU FORTNITE TULPAS!
>>74474801>>74474852>>74475098>>74475164>>74475177>>74475193FYI you can only defend with these wargear cards unless you have a card that says otherwise. "Personal Assault" or "Going in Solo" or something.
>>74474801>i plan on itIf you haven't so much as thought of how you could play your custom set much less playtested it then you're just wasting time. What is your goal? It doesn't seem like you're actually trying to make a custom set or game. Instead you've found an easy template to lazily slap shit onto so that you can pretend you've made something original. See: sonic ocs, furry ocs, literally any other attempt at creativity by autists. What you are doing is no different than that which contributes to my disdain for autistic "people". At least schizophrenics come up with interesting ideas, all you can do is color in the boxes.
>>74477549Almost nothing that you've posted is original, even your fundamental concept for why you need more colors is "These new colors make a lot of staple custom heroes more thematic [batman, superman, wolverine". You're starting with fucking superman rather than the color's core mechanics. inb4 the color does have core mechanics: do you have a somewhat complete fucking list for each color? Nah you don't because you don't care about playing magic.>>74465948Take this card for example, have you really created enough pilgrim, vice principles with gnarly and skateboards to justify its existence? Nah you haven't. None of this shit has had any thought put into it other than how can recolor this thing as a magic card. A 12 year old could do a better job at what you're doing than you are. You've managed to be a dilettante at fucking magic the gathering.
>>74474895There's some other trait as well, the whole "seeing connections in symbols that are unrelated" condition. I don't know off the top of my head, but someone brought it up on one of the /ccg/ threads when he first tried that "PHYREXIA = 40K" shit.
>>74477631>These new colors make a lot of staple custom heroes more thematic [batman, superman, wolverineThe bad thing is that all of these are pretty easy to define with the five color system.Batman is either U/B or Esper, since he's an intelligence-based artificer bent on bringing about justice to a city infested with emotional, selfish, and often insane criminals criminals.Superman is R/W (or, R/W/U if you really want), as he's a powerful alien bent on preserving "truth, justice, and the American way" by confronting evil head-on, often holding back his true power so-as not to cause too much destruction.Wolverine is R/G. He's a berserker through-and-through who lives for a good fight, getting gritty with his opponents and letting his claws do most of the talking.You don't need to invent new colors to convey those ideas when the combinations of existing colors does that just fine, similar to how computer light can seemingly make new colors just by shining three (RGB).OP doesn't care to do that, though. He's just shitting out schizophrenic shit and attaching whatever anime/warhammer/sims picture he can to it without a second thought.You hit the nail on the head. he'll NEVER build a deck from it, because he's not designing it to be played.
>>74477686If your brain didn't make connections like that (paraedolia) there wouldn't be anything connected in the universe.>>74477549>>74477631You two are idiots? Are you completely fucking blind or just colorblind? Where did you learn M:tG? Where do you get off even having an attitude like this? Stay in your lane.
>>74432909Christ the templating on this is awful.(Your shitty CMC customs)Hasibira Inosuke, Slayer BeastLegendary Creature - Human Berserker<Blah blah> counts as a Beast. Can not be targeted by spells that target Beast. (Make this a custom ability if using on more than one card, since it's awkwardly worded, you're already using reminder text might as well make it one word instead of "is and isn't the type lol!")Double Strike, Trample, Haste.Hexproof (which does what you want for the last two, unless you're anal about not being able to target yourself in which case: custom keyword Hexproof but to where you don't have TWO custom keywords.)5/3Rare
>>74477549Red-Purple (schizo)>>74477631Red-Purple (schizo)>>74477686Red-Purple (schizo)>>74477794>The bad thing is that all of these are pretty easy to define with the five color system.You are already in the wrong thread then.>Batman is either U/B or Esper, since he's an intelligence-based artificer bent on bringing about justice to a city infested with emotional, selfish, and often insane criminals criminals.He's also cream and lives in his own Legendary computer-cave-shrine that taps for Cinnabar, Cream, and Yellow (it's full of storms of bats).>Superman is R/W (or, R/W/U if you really want), as he's a powerful alien bent on preserving "truth, justice, and the American way" by confronting evil head-on, often holding back his true power so-as not to cause too much destruction.If you think about it hard enough when is Superman actually ever red at all? He almost never loses his cool. I was wrong in OP to go off pleb-five-color as a basis for Superman. He's White-Blue-Yellow-Cream-Cyan.>Wolverine is R/G. He's a berserker through-and-through who lives for a good fight, getting gritty with his opponents and letting his claws do most of the talking.Wolverine is a brainwashed minion at times (brown) ("OROYOOOOOOOOO~!").Wolverine has edgy depression all the fucking time (grey).>OP doesn't care to do that, though. He's just shitting out schizophrenic shit and attaching whatever anime/warhammer/sims picture he can to it without a second thought.You don't even know what pomegranates are made from, read the Voynich Manuscript.>You hit the nail on the head. he'll NEVER build a deck from it, because he's not designing it to be played.That's bullshit assumption considering I'm amking sure all of these are balanced. Because you suck at M:tG and can't build a combo from any of these just shows the lack of neural connections in that squishy searchlight you call a brain. I've posted two and three-card combos in this thread.
>>74477549>>74477631>>74477686>>74477794You actually all need a good dose of paraedolia if you think like this. Especially since you're a bunch of normie-"skeptics" (spoonfed) who don't know the first thing about being a true skeptic. If you were you'd be able to reject reality on your own without having to try and gaslight people out of believing in magic due to fear of your own wasted potential.You're pathetic normies. Do some drugs or something. Eat fish.
Devoid can be depression. Eldrazi have depression. I have depression. Grey is depression. Devoid is simply a grey mechanic.But you only see what you're told to by your masters. Are you summoned creatures...?I have no color. I have a color identity.
>>74480177Anyways more top-down design based on cheesecake, whiny fat liberal cunts go back to tumblrThis one drinks blood (+1/+1 counters) because top-down design.Also there are cards that have been printed in five-color that never should have been, like the entirety of the Tarkir block. Abzan is actually Orange-Grey-Cream for a start, they just got shoehorned into WBG because it was the closest mechanically.Mardu also has a LOT of orange creatures and cards. The art's actually a great hint normally if you're hunting for cards that have been printed off-color from orange or purple. A lot of black cards are mono-orange, a lot are mono-purple.Also again, if you don't like or understand purple you HAVE to kill yourself or die to realize you're a fucking idiot and it's all just a stupid nightmare-universe.
>>74480228Even the gods are pissed at you, /tg/, because you cheat at MtG and play every color WRONG. I have been ranted to about this by WotC staff.Git gut.
Love how easy it is to make mortals lose their fucking mind by pointing out death is a thing and also not a thing...Wake me up when you stupids can use complex objects and make connections in your mind without me having to stick my hands in there.
Also love how there's ALREADY six colors; but it was so easy for WotC to hide Grey from you brain-dead-robotic-shitters by slapping Devoid on EVERY non-artifact that requires it, and calling it "Colorless", you're so fucking stupid and shit at MtG, /tg/. TO PROVE YOU *CAN'T* SPOT PATTERNS THAT *ARE* THERE, AS YOU ARE PREY-ANIMALS WHO CAN'T SEE CAMOFLAGE BECAUSE YOUR BRAINS AND EYES ARE UNDER-DEVELOPED LIKE SOME SORT OF HERBIVOROUS UNGULATE!
>oH mY gOd OP hOw cOmE yOu mAkE cArDs tHaT dO nOtHiNg?They do, you're just stupid.Imagine an Escape from Tarkov block where you search packs for gun parts like a "scav"?
>>74480384Another card that "does nothing" in retard-/tg/'s eyes...
>>74480384>>74480399Oh wait it HAS a function, it's just not readily apparent to children who cannot into artifice...
>>74480413And then the upper goes on the lower and I can put the charging handle in assuming I didn't make any typos...
>>74480419Put the barrel on now.... Could have thrown that on the upper first; but it doesn't matter.
>>74480435I'll need this to fill the grip requirements now that the buffer tube is on...And I can defend myself for blades and beasts with the buttstock now...
>>74480453Okay, just slap the magazine in now...(you put the ammo behind the magazine in the card sleeve, or in another sleeve because it's fun loading magazines one cartridge at a time in battle, thrilling, isn't it, Snake!?)
>>74480469I AM NOW A "GOBLIN SHARPSHOOTER" AND WILL PROCEED TO ROLL 20 DIE!
>>74472082Scanlation:Research indicates that they were originally crafted with vicissitude via/by human tissue, oranges, cranberries, imagination, 'land-acreage' (I think they meant power)..."
>>74472082>>74480565Flavor-wise it appears to turn all creatures into pomegranate bushes?lmao
SEISMIC ZONELand>Sacrifice Seismic Zone: Each opponent sacrifices a land.
>/tg/ in a nutshell
>>74480667Can probably kick your asses with 50 of these and ten swamps, too. For everyone who says, "I doubt you could build a deck around any of these."You're all probably so bad I could kick your asses with 50 common Terrans and 10 wastes... >>74480286
>>74480691Oh fuck, they're supposed to be 1grey as well, not just a grey. And I can still kick your asses. (They're just Human bears, I'm saying you are so bad at this game that I can kill you with a deck full of vanilla 2/2s)
>>74480691>>74480723This living god.
Also how the fuck are normies allowed to try and tell me which colors do and do not exist...?Y'all are quarantined within the oort cloud for a reason, your stupidity is viral. Not 'toxic', *viral* it's self-replicating using your brains as food. You're just a fucking bot-net DDOSing itself.
Here's my obvious stance.
I have a huge chunk of salt, I lick it every time I read your salty comments, in a magical way; it is your tears.>>74480899I forgot Devoid.
THAT'S ALSO WHY KAMIGAWA SUCKS HERE! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MAGIC THERE!YOU DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING FROM THE SHRINES BUT CHAOS. HONDAN!THERE IS NO INOCHI HERE. THERE IS NO AN'AI.SHINE MAIDENS ARE REPULSED BY YOUR PLANESWALKERS AND THE TRUE LORDS WOULD NOT SPEAK WITH THEM.>>74465863>>74465948>>74466500>>74466523WHAT THE FUCK WHO!?HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TY AND KARI!?
>>74465863>>74465948>>74466500>>74466523Now that I've calmed down though, for real are you form the future? Are you Ty? What the fuck is going on?I mean I have some suspicions but with what I know about time/space and Sasha Vykos... Is it you...?
>>74465863You've shown me this in person but I don't even know what...This is definitely something that apparently requires other cards to change functions on, and also complex play with hemispheres...?>>74465948Tournament card for seasons...? What's stutter do...? What's Gnarly (kinda want that mechanic if it's cool), love the creature types, gotta see how skateboarding works (artifact - vehicle skateboard? or is it like wargear/whatever else it's called?)>>74466500You clearly are sasha Vykos from the futurepastfuturetimeplaceTARDISspace(?) Did I not see these because the memories the gremlins ate were blocking me from seeing these posts...?Is that also your emergency exit in case you get stuck here...?>>74466523You've shown me this before as well... still not quite sure how gronticular works or how one can calculate theology...I made a player ID card, finally. Your "abortion pile" consists of; I'm assuming counters to things strange entities have tried on you in the past, <3?I'm making these Sims ones based on some things you told me, unless you're Chrissy, then parent told me. Unless you're both, then idk how to even word these concepts.
I also kinda wanna fucking die and getting all of my memories erased again is about the closest thing I can envision to true death for myself...
>>74481597Oh, that's currently like this but idk if it should deactivate Player ID activated abilities as well...
So Yu-gi-oh DOESN'T have devoid despite being digital...?Are Pokémon digital?
I'm also not biking to your place (through time?) at daybreak to probably have to bike back home because it was all you taunting me with your mastery of the blood, like that time you had me walk to the graveyard by your other house for no fucking reason at all.
Is that what anti-psychotics do? Do they block out my sire so I can fucking sleep?
>>74480342Are you having a stroke?
This is a pretty god tier cringe thread
Awake again, those weren't even evil gremlins, that was just everyone I ever thought was my friend back when I was always wrong.
>>74481137>>74481416>>74483194I've explained all this to you before. You don't remember because the gremlins ate your memories of it. Every card you post on here is a portal to your mind. If you don't install the mental security software, the gremlins will travel through the internet to find your discarded thoughts. You need to exile your graveyard.
>>74483194Bunch of vampires hanging out in the back-room of some Winnipeg pizza parlour in their dreams. Not my scene anyways.
I think the Phyrexian symbol actually means I want to remove all your fucking pineal glands make you go the fuck away.
>>74481416>>74481597>>74483354Did you forget everything Ty taught you about tier theta hypermana? Kari knew that you would let the gremlins eat that knowledge first. You probably don't even remember that you met Horus at the disco swim. Well at least you still have the vampire dragonbone xe gave you. Blackwatch plaid mana and chartreuse mana will power the spells that can heal the timestream.
>>74484548I think you have me confused for a more advanced version of myself. As I have never even "heard" of such concepts until now.That's like... ascendant circuitry-mana...? Some kind of necron mana in the forumla at the end..? How does one even begin to solve that?Last night was when I simmered the sockeye salmon in Asian sesame sauce, chewed it slowly, swallowed two chunks whole, and ate some bones, for reference. Because Mr. Damp is confusing.
This is /tg/'s argument; but they don't have the mana to cast it; because they bought in to it.Is there anyone easier to gaslight than Earth MtG players?
Johnny can't compete.
Timmy can't compleat.
>>74480132>He's also creamNo he is not, because he is already defined in as few colors as needed in Esper.>He almost never loses his coolRed can care about dealing with strength and power. He fits R/W in the same way that angels in MtG do.>Wolverine is a brainwashed minion at timesGoading is red.>and can't build a combo from any of theseGo ahead and post your decklist.In fact, go build an EDH or constructed deck out of the cards you've posted in this thread, and any anon can challenge you to a game.You WILL lose because your shit is a mess.
Spike can't even eat.
>>74487354>No he is not, because he is already defined in as few colors as needed in Esper.That doesn't mean *anything*.>Red can care about dealing with strength and power. He fits R/W in the same way that angels in MtG do."red can care about dealing with strength and power" no. Bye. Red is chaotic passion.>Goading is red.That's not what beign brainwashed is, do you know anything about Wolverine's backstory? He has false-memories induced by gaslighting by a government that treated him like a Minion, it's fuckin' brown.>Go ahead and post your decklist.In fact, go build an EDH or constructed deck out of the cards you've posted in this thread, and any anon can challenge you to a game.You are such a fucking Spike, you were programmed to play this game by a friend, weren't you? Why are creatures allowed to play, here...?>You WILL lose because your shit is a mess.Everyone loses, I bet I'll still win, and more often than you. 4:1 or something.
Everyone who doesn't like these new colors go back to Mage until you're higher leveled...Shitty wizard...Crummy wizard...
>>74487519Straight up, I think they still think using "imagination" (usually being spoon-fed visions by their sire) instead of math or code counts as genius...
If anything I neglected all the orange in Wolverine from his primal fears and worries.And from Batman because of his whole entire fear-deal.
>>74486994>I think you have me confused for a more advanced version of myself.I think you have yourself confused for a less advanced version of yourself. You don't realize which future you're from. All the posts in this thread are made by the same being, at different time intersections. You've been arguing with your future and past selves. You think you're living in the present, but this has all happened before. You're reliving the memory that is currently being eaten.
Im nean huh how do both these games made my Richard Garfield have the same color-emotion chart...?http://nwod.org/wiki/index.php/AurasMtG and MtA/MtA... Are the same game. magic is an intro to Mage so you can be in Wizard: the Vulgar (Archmage: the Uncaring, to baser "vulgar" Mages).Someone experienced just gaslight these creatures out of here, please.
Everyone is in denial because they know they can't use these cards in an official tournament. As evidenced by that other poster who apparently went to the future with this shit, came back to taunt me, and is now my brother/lover in the future...?NGL I'm lonely and that dounds comf and nice...
>>74487872Or is it non-digitals, mad they "don't get the digital ones" (which in reality; they do get the digital cards, if they realized they do... In a number of ways, imagination+code+math=magic)?I mena how the fuck else would digital weapons work in Warhammer? Everyone thinks M40 people are gaslit idiots, but these alternate-M02 people the real gaslit idiots...
>>74487954>Or is it non-digitals, mad they "don't get the digital ones" (which in reality; they do get the digital cards, if they realized they do... In a number of ways, imagination+code+math=magic)?This is why I don't follow Earth rules, should be:>Or is it non-digitals, mad they "don't get the digital ones"? (which in reality; they do get the digital cards, if they realized they do... In a number of ways, imagination+code+math=magic)This card goes out to all The God-Emperors of Mankind out there! <3 ESPECIALLY TY!
was ditching mana-burn when we diverged from core reality...?
How much VALUE will I get from this card?
Money cards in the far future for you fags.
>>74488049Mana-burn is a jewish deep-state gaslit psyop false flag.>>74487872Digital doesn't need to be devoid, remember how purple tastes on the upgraded shakra. >>74488005Ty is mad at you now, that card is highly offensive to his family. I'm trying to comfort him but he won't stop crying.
>>74488129Depends what you have in exile that can be cast from exile. Shitty-Earth only has that one hypogriff from Innistrad but fuck shitty-Earth. There's no reason to even play MtG here, it's lost all fun five years ago and left me Devoid (more). (Devoid^2)?I just played it because Vampires liked learning from me, but then they have weird space rules now, that I don't know, so I can't even teach them more and gave up...Every creature complaining my cards are too complex, sire is complaining they're too fucking *vague* and need to be *even more specific*Like the card I haven't posted has a teleport function but what range, how far, etc I apparently have to outline...
I used to get treated as a local guide or Sherpa by planeswalking vampires as well, but now...Apparently *I* can even planeswalk, but not very far so I'm stuck between parallels... I try to just stay in one to not confuse myself or anyone else further...I got ccalled an evil gaslighter because I wasn't in the right parallel while explaining rules a few times...
I want to assemble the AR15 and shoot myself in the head 20 times.
>>74488601>Depends what you have in exile that can be cast from exile.Cascade spells are cast from exile. >>74488129makes cascade of cascades until you hit a spell with 0-1 CMC.
Clerics are ruining MTG. base ritualists dogmatically playing the cards they are given out of fear of something greater. The farthest thing form God. That's why they hid Orange in White and Black. Fear.
>>74489063Oh so then it's just fractal cascade? I'd make it every Temur color then for balance, I think three colors is not restrictive enough to trigger something that can empty your entire library on to the field like a pachinko machine.I don't know what colors Temur is outside (And I'm guessing here) purple, grey...? Orange...?
>>74487476>no. ByePic related would like a word with you.>That's not what beign brainwashed isBeing brainwashed is a Blue effect from the person doing the brainwashing. We literally have cards like "Mind Control" that depict this. ACTUAL cards, not your schizophrenic retardation.>You are such a fucking SpikeNo, your cards are just unplayable trash.>I bet I'll still win, and more often than you.Go find some online client that will let you play custom sets against any anon here.
Why do you refuse my council, /tg/? Why do you refuse more power...?
>>74489912I doubt even Dante would respond to their paltry offerings.
>>74469505By the actual rules of Magic, giving lands the subtype Shrine doesn't actually count for the Hondens - enchantments and lands don't share subtypes, so unless it's an enchantment land it's got an unrelated subtype that happens to be the same word.This is why the type (not supertype) tribal was necessary to make Goblin Instants and Eldrazi Enchantments - it shares its subtype list with Creature, and for all other intents and purposes is a filler word. Shame they killed it but so it goes.
Also all the people challenging me: I just want to make sure; I'm going to be going against just offical WoTC cards with my customs, are are you going to slap me with weirder more alien cards...?Just wanna make sure I'm on the same pages as all of you.
>>74490015They "killed" it in no way whatsoever; they just deprecated it slightly and everyone pretends like they actually did.Good to know on how types work, I'll... whew... have to review like *all* of these now to make sure they function...Good thing I was already using Tribal, covered my ass a bit.
>>74480384Ah, the 14 mana, 7 card instant win, that's an instant win because you gave it twenty counters (you could've just put twenty ammunition counters on the magazine and given it 2: put an ammunition counter on ~. Use this ability only if there are less than 20 ammunition counters on ~. [You can even name the counters your fancy accurate bullet name])
>>74490342Killed as in 'Wizards does not make any new cards with it'.
It's all a nightmare, /tg/. Wake up to the dream.
This is super autism 64
>>74490417They said that after Llorwynn, then they printed a bunch in Zendikar1, Innistrad1, Zendikar2, and Innistrad2 blocks...Probably more I didn't play like didn't Ixalan have Tribal Minotaurs and Merfolk still...?Gahd dayum they gaslight you motherfuckers haaaaaaard here these days, shit.
>>74490998Forgot a mechanic of the real game for non-lethal players. They don't let me do non-lethal it's just an apocalyptic hack-and-slash with murder-mystery themes and HEAVY Lovecraftian elements form the Dreamlands cycle for me.Wish I could play the ecchi version or the beastmaster Pokémon version...Least I got a Threaded Cane...
I don't even know if I should call you normies/muggles, "primitives" is more apropos...I mean it's not like you have NO magic... you just have the most basic magic ever...And you're getting gaslit hard by real wizards pretending to be muggles...
Here I'll distribute these again and make the new symbols transparent .pngs as well.(1/?)
>>74491695(6/?)PIssy this one, I love it. Though I do also like the official Pokémon TCG one.
>>74491729Purple got posted up there already >>74439650So this post is just to call this GREY. BECAUSE IT'S GREY! AND IT'S SPELLED WITH AN "E" TO SIGNIFY EMPTINESS!I also scribbled it on a Napkin, explicitly remember doing that even though it was a time-paradox because I was from in between Gatewatch and Shadow over Innistrad, and was like, "but it already has a fucking symbol, it's just this... empty square... because it's grey... I mean if it were colorless you could use any color for it, but it specifically requires a color, of which the official symbol I've been presented is colored grey..."(7/?)
>>74491729(8/8)Honey, or Amber. I don't really care and I'm told YoRHa is based on it being "Amber" because they live in a hive on the moon and there's tons of ruined cities which are basic dual lands (Amber/Grey), which is a revolutionary block mechanic at the time and revitalizes the game AGAIN.All I have for now, need to symbolize mint more. I know it's candy, rot, mould, saprolings, herbs, etc. Ever notice weed isn't really all that green every time...? Sometimes it even has a hint of purple or red... Amber...
>>74491926Add i that I fuckin' KNOW vampires made weed. See >>74472082
Also yeah swamps make black, yes, but that's like... carbon and graphite magic... peatmoss and shit... y'all just dumped so many fucking corpses in most they turn into murder-scene rifts as well and should tap for purple depending on how many just... reality-warping horrific-murders occurred there.
Which again, to the people calling me random mental illnesses; this much purple is psychopathy, purple is aggression, and enough grey that it's an uncaring depressive psychopathy...Schizophrenia's orange so you're probably trying to project your fear at me, I drink it like it's Sunny D.
>>74492350Probably EEOP which is autism, isn't it?
>>74492374If I'm being reduced to a four-color like INFJP, that is.
>>74492389That's five you made me type. Guess my personality type is OPGUBWYAAAMMIIEEEET... probably where "Yawgmoth" came from when I was wee and tiny...
>>74492446I'm still way off and forgot what I thought M was, I don't even into Magenta yet but probably have a lot of it, aye...Oh, creaM. Ohhhhh.... is A creAm in YoRHa? Makes sense.
>>74492480Oh yeah, I got yelled at by command for being in the desert because there's not supposed to be any orange...But then why did they send me to witness this first playthrough first "boss"...?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7vsIRacmmc
>>74492515I didn't attack that quickly... did 9S hack and gaslight me...? THIS CAN NOT CONTINUE!THIS IS WHY TARO YOKO MAKES YOU TRADE IN YOUR SAVE DATA, IT RESETS EVERYTHING!WHO WOULD EVEN WANT TO KEEP IT!?
>>74492723Eeeeeeeverything is MTG and that is actually a pile of drafts...
>>74492756[spoilers] It's just a pile of MtG drafts playing out in tiny universes... and you can reset it by erasing your data...[/spoilers]I THINK.
Holy fucking shit, this dude just made me afraid of ever going crazy. This is unreal level of delusion, mania and other fucked up things.
also we're all reviled as chaos-sorcerors for shuffling our decks so God-Emperor-damned often...Some places you only do that when the card tells you to, usually an enemy one. Our cards have massive drawbacks for it, which is why Vergil's +1 doesn't.YOU DO NOT ALTER THE ORDER OF CARDS EITHER WHEN SEARCHING, some planeswalkers thought I was gonna cheat but thankfully Earth cards are like, safety baby cards with so many protection spells in them. Try burning a common or a land sometime. DUMMY THICC. Transcendantal printing technology.
There's more than one Oracle too, that's how I know all these cards exist, our souls are connected.
>>74480162Explain why I'm wrong then. protip: you can't because you're a pseud.
Bloodborne's gaslit Cream Orange Black Cyan Purple Brown.Master Willem here >>74491190 sits by a lake all day (big pool that taps for CyanCyan) dreaming of an island in the center but they don't even let the scholars have the words for "lake" there and tell him it's a spider full of cum that drinks his blood to keep him from thinking of it.He dreams of the island anyways, with which he'd no longer have to let the Phyrexians drink his blood for secrets...
So are donums larger or smaller than lands then...? I'm so confused...
>>74493967You calling me a fucking pseudopod? Kinky.Which post were you so I can refute you further then.
What the actual fuck>>74493014It's seeing shit like that that made me quit drugs.