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    87 KB Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)12:42 No.7424288  
    You are the girlfriend of a famous hero, known throughout the land. His exploits are known in every city and town. Songs to his glory occasionally become hits, and while both of you find it embarassing, the fame does help you get discounts and free shit from merchants.

    The problem is.. you hardly ever see the guy. always on a mission or quest to save the land or something similar. Once, you were getting hot and heavy with him after not seeing him for six months and he gets the call and just leaves you there.

    Frustrated masturbation follows.

    You've been dating for five years. You've just turned 26 and the relatives are starting to pester you for a wedding date. You still love him, but this lifestyle is ridiculous. He's got to settle down and accept his responsibilities as a husband and father at all costs!

    /tg/, you are now the (not so little) girl.

    Your mission: GET MARRIED!

    pic related: you kinda look like this.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)12:43 No.7424296
    Why would I want to get married? Marriage ruins an otherwise good relationship. Fuck my family.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)12:44 No.7424308
    >>7424296

    you proceed to go home and rape all your family members.

    They shut up now, but for some reason you don't get invited over for thanksgiving anymore.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)12:44 No.7424310
    >>7424296
    It's shitty copypasta attached to a touhou picture. SPOT: TROLL failed.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)12:45 No.7424321
    >>7424310
    Look at the other threads on /tg/ right now. All of it? Troll threads. This one isn't unique, and at least something to respond to.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)12:46 No.7424339
    >>7424288

    I roll up a career...

    Agitator or Rat Catcher...fuck.
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)12:46 No.7424340
    Is this a continuation of:
    >>7420335 ?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)12:48 No.7424354
    >>7424340

    Mmmmmmmmmm-ccccccould be?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)12:49 No.7424363
    >>7424340
    No, it's just a troll thread. Roll with it, it might get interesting.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)12:49 No.7424365
    ok now it's officially a continuation.

    someone save the old thread plox
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)12:49 No.7424371
    >>7424365
    Oh dear, here we go.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)12:50 No.7424384
    >>7424288
    Defeat boyfriend in DANMAKU. Force him to marry us on the spot.

    Should be easy, since we're the strongest in all of Greyhawk.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)12:51 No.7424394
    You've been studying basic magic in an eastern city for the past two weeks, trying to accumulate enough power to defeat the Vampire Lord that's been terrorising peasants out in the villages nearby.

    You know basic vampire lore
    You know magic missile and create gelatinous cube.
    You know basic care and feeding of gelatinous cubes.

    You have
    30 gold coins
    1 tiara
    1 poison dagger
    1 heavy cloak with hidden pockets
    1 gelatinous cube.

    It is early morning and you are on the way to market to buy some pork to feed your cube.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)12:52 No.7424396
    >>7424384

    I would just freeze him to the ground and sex him until satisfied...but we can barely cast magical missile, let alone blizzard.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)12:53 No.7424411
    >>7424394
    I thought we still had 40 coins. Since we started with 50 and spent 10, right?
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)12:53 No.7424416
    >>7424396

    well you'd have to accumulate enough power to stand up toe to toe with him.. wonky magic missile is a start...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)12:53 No.7424419
    >>7424396
    Deep Freeze.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)12:54 No.7424423
    40 coins

    but you'll have to pay the rent and living expenses eventually...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)12:55 No.7424433
    >>7424416

    I say we get a holy symbol and whatever other weaknesses vampires have that we can afford. What if he is here...right now...watching us...trying to make it a sad thing our adventures ended here...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)12:55 No.7424441
    >>7424416
    We should consider purchasing some concealable knives and studying any books on the human body - stick a couple knives in nerve clusters, and even Vampires will be on the floor, wondering why they can't move when their regeneration power won't work when something is stuck in them.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)12:58 No.7424473
    >>7424441
    >>7424433


    you have bought the following from the market:

    pork
    cheap religious symbols
    several small knives.

    your gelatinous cube is fed. it looks much healthier now.

    do you head to the library as usual?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:00 No.7424498
    >>7424473

    No...tonight is the night we will go to the Vampire Lord.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:00 No.7424504
    >>7424473
    Might as well.
    STUDY MONTAGE!
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:01 No.7424510
    >>7424498
    We need more knowledge! Knowledge brings Power! More Power!
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:02 No.7424524
    Heading back to teh inn from the library as usual, you almost do a double-take as you see your boyfriend and his party approaching from the other end of the street! They're chasing Ginny! Throwing rocks and other indigistibles at your pet cube! Your pathetically slow cube can never outrun your boyfriend's party as they slowly hack away at it!

    What now?
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)13:02 No.7424526
    >>7424510
    Studying a little more seems more appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:04 No.7424554
    >>7424524
    Run up to them screaming and bawling. Tell them not to hurt Ginny and cry to boyfriend that he didn't even recognize our pet.
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)13:07 No.7424590
    >>7424554
    But we left a note to our boyfriend that we have been kidnapped by an evil wizard.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:07 No.7424594
    >>7424554
    This. Also guilt your boyfriend into getting you a better, bigger, cube or some phat lewt to make you feel better :3
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:07 No.7424597
    I CAN EXPLAIN
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:08 No.7424607
    >>7424597
    The note was faked by a jealous lover? lol
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:09 No.7424624
    >>7424597
    I'm listening.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:10 No.7424633
    >>7424554


    Your boyfriend's party stop .. surprised anyone would telll them to stop attacking a common dungeon monster.

    Then he recognizes you. He is incoherent at first but he does ask you how did you escape and runs forward to hug you.

    your gelatinous cube is sputtering and trying to slide away from all this.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:13 No.7424658
    Step 1) Learn magic in secret.
    Step 2) Stage my own kidnapping.
    Step 3) Create a Big Bad Evil Guy persona via illusion.
    Step 4) Have my BBEG run around slaying.
    Step 5) Dramatic Reveal-> when hero arrives, be exposed as "under the magical sway" of the BBEG, in full sexywitch garb.
    Step 6) Fight hero with Cool Mystical Powers, get saved in AWWW moment as hero's love and compassion breaks through the "mind control."
    Step 7) ?????
    Step 8) Profit! Well, and get married, go adventuring side by side with hero using Super Smexy Magic Powers, and have a lot of sweet, sweet lovin'.
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)13:13 No.7424659
    Fuck, we could have bluffed amnesia or memory loss or something, but we mentioned "our pet".
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:15 No.7424681
    >>7424659


    I CAN EXPLAIN

    (lol)
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:15 No.7424684
    >>7424633
    It would really helps us here if that Vampire would come and take us away suddenly... *cough cough*

    Otherwise, cast magic missle on the ground and try to run away from him and the party in the dust cloud/confusion.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:16 No.7424686
    ....why are we remaking this thread?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:16 No.7424689
    >>7424681
    Still listening.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:17 No.7424702
    Do you try to explain the "my pet" gaffe or do you just cast a spell and run? Your boyfriend's still hugging you, but the monk in the party is going "say wha?"
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:17 No.7424707
    >>7424689


    it's a joke response
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:18 No.7424714
    >>7424633

    Tell him that we were freed by a summoned daemon and cursed to die unless we were wed on the next full moon.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:20 No.7424733
    >>7424714
    He'd get a wizard to lift the curse, or slay the demon, or whatever.

    Tell him that if he were to find out what happened, you would die. He has to trust you on this.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:21 No.7424741
    >>7424702
    We should have stocked up on some paralyzing poison for times like this...

    Shove him away, magic missile while yelling "I HATE YOU!"
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:21 No.7424744
    >>7424714

    He lets you go , and looks at you quizzically, not really understanding your story.

    Then the party mage says "In that case the LAST thing we want to do is follow a demon's instructions. We should take her back to the capital and see if the priests can cure her from this curse."

    Pointing at your pet cube "and I'm going to rid you of that cursed monster that's been following you," as he prepares to cast a fireball.

    The monk guy agrees. The other fighter guy just looks around, confused.
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)13:21 No.7424747
    >>7424714
    Let's go with this one.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:23 No.7424765
    >>7424744
    I told you so :|
    >>7424733


    Umm... run in front of/Hug the cube? lol
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:23 No.7424766
    Ironically, this thread seems to be better than the last one.

    I mean, it still sucks moderately, but it's better.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:23 No.7424772
    >>7424744
    Yell "NO" and lunge at him with our knife w/ poison.

    We don't want him to kill the thing, and we can blame our actions on BBEG control.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:24 No.7424776
    I attack the Unmarried Status.
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)13:24 No.7424786
    >>7424744
    NO! You can't kill Ginny! She was linked to my soul and if she dies the demon gets my soul.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:25 No.7424792
    ok, so you attack, eh?

    roll initiative fuckers. beat this:
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:25 No.7424801
    how do i dice? :(
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:26 No.7424802
    >>7424792
    You always pick the dumbest response. Its like rolling Xd20, where X is the number of posts, and picking lowest.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:28 No.7424822
    >>7424792
    What are we rolling to beat?
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:28 No.7424827
    >>7424802


    dumbest response more like majority response.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:29 No.7424833
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>7424792
    ROLL if I typed it in properly.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:29 No.7424834
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    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:29 No.7424836
    dicing again...
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:30 No.7424845
    >>7424833


    fine, I roll a 2 for my party. beat that.
    in b4 1.
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)13:31 No.7424859
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>7424836
    There is no space.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:35 No.7424916
    Girlfriend gets initiative

    Screaming NO! I hate you! leave my cube alone! , you shove your boyfriend square in the chest. He wasn't expecting it, and falls backward right in the path of the wizard. He loses his aim and casts fireball right into a building, immediately igniting the thatched roof. As screams start from the inside and the fire starts to spread, you take advantage of the confusion and run away, tears in your eyes. All that and you had to abandon Ginny anyway, he's practically doomed.

    Half an hour later, you catch your breath in a dark alley. You're sure you've ditched your boyfriend's party, but you've lost your cube. It seems that your quest for power has met a grim, tearful ending.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:38 No.7424961
    rolled 1 = 1

    dice test
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:39 No.7424962
    >>7424834
    I like where this is going
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:39 No.7424967
    >>7424916
    Commit suicide out of remorse. Leave note begging for forgiveness and that you only wanted to be loved.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:40 No.7424979
    >>7424916

    Enlist in the local military to gain the experience in fighting necessary to beat your boyfriend up and drag him home.
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)13:41 No.7424989
    >>7424916
    Any chance we could blame this on PMS? Or mind control/domination?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:41 No.7424992
    >>7424916
    Head back home and read up on all those forbidden magic tomes, your boyfriend stached in the basement.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:44 No.7425015
    head home and sulk
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:44 No.7425017
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    Freeze hero in block of ice, let him thaw slowly, proceed to rub icy vagina over thawed parts.

    Free again untill later.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:45 No.7425042
    >>7424916
    Ending? No. Ginny was only the first.

    To the forest. We'll make a whole... what is the collective noun for gelatinous cubes, anyway? "A squelch of oozes"?

    Point is, it's time to make shit get real. Gelatinous cube legions up in this.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:46 No.7425054
    >>7424967

    You are sitting in a dark alley, crying. You've lost your pet cube.You've committed some evil things to become a powerful sorceress, but it's ended in tears. '

    You draw your poison dagger and look at your crying reflection in it. Tears are running down your cheek and ruining your reflection. You are considering stabbing yourself with it. you just wanted to be his equal.

    "That is pointless," You hear the voice coming from behind you. No.. above you!

    You look up, there, standing with his feet planted vertically on the wall, is a tall man, wearing a sample padded leather vest much like yours. His eyes gleam golden in the dim light.

    "Forget fighting me," the man says, as you shudder in deep fear, knowing that you're facing the Vampire Lord that your boyfriend was trying to kill! In your state, you are definitely in no match for him.

    "You have been seeking things. Things a beautiful creature such as you should not be seeking," the vampire says. "You intrigue me. I shall look forward to long years of amusement from you."

    He smiles, you see his fangs emerge like cold steel from his dark mouth. "You will make an entertaining bride indeed," he says as he approaches you, malice clear in his voice.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:48 No.7425069
    >>7425054
    If it's all the same to him, we were really hoping to become a dark sorceress. If he can teach us enough magic to become powerful, we'll go with him and he won't even have to do that whole vampire domination thing.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:48 No.7425075
    >>7425042

    (make more cubes!)

    You are now trying to leave the city and head back to teh forest.. trying to remember the fairy's instructions on how to make more cubes.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:48 No.7425080
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    This wouldn't happen to be the "boyfriend", would it?
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:50 No.7425090
    >>7425069

    "A sorceress! How cute!" he laughs again. "You amuse me so!" he says as his cold clammy hands grab you by the shoulders. He draws nearer, fangs seeking out that precious carotid artery.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:51 No.7425106
    >>7425090
    I doubt poison will work, so MAGIC MISSILE!

    Ah, well. Vampire Bride Quest go.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:51 No.7425112
    >>7425106

    dice. 1 and 2 = success. all else = fail
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:51 No.7425113
    >>7425075
    >>7425090
    I think our time magic is acting up again. . .
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)13:52 No.7425116
    How the hell did we get away from the vampire? We're not that good or are we?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:53 No.7425123
    >>7425112
    ...what kind of die? Because my instinct is to roll 1d2 here.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:53 No.7425124
    >>7425116


    dice first. your plan is to escape to teh woods and make more pets.. but you have to deal with the vampire first.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:54 No.7425134
    its always 1d6 in this quest
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:54 No.7425137
    >>7425112

    I let the Vampire bite me. I might be able to get my boyfriend if I can become more powerful than the Vampire Lord.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:55 No.7425150
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>7425134
    Ah.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:55 No.7425152
    >>7425137
    alternately, your boyfriends paladin friend might not like his homeboy shacking up with an undead
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)13:57 No.7425180
    >>7425150

    you point your fingers directly at his face and scream out the word of power, but nothing happens. You curse your lack of practice at this magic thing!

    He grabs both your wrists , pins you to the wall with his supernatural strength...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:58 No.7425195
    >>7425180

    "FINALLY, I WILL DISCOVER TRUE POWER!"
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)13:58 No.7425196
    rolled 6 = 6

    Slay the vampire lord with one flimsy bolt of force energy.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:59 No.7425208
    >>7425054
    Pretend to be retarded so he loses interest.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)13:59 No.7425213
    Well, that went poorly. Now, to discover how the mechanics of vampirism work in this setting.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:00 No.7425219
    >>7425180
    Hey, didn't we just buy a bunch of holy symbols and such that our vampire lore says are weaknesses?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:00 No.7425224
    squel out; OME!!1!!11 THIS IS SOOOOO COOL! I'M GONNA BECOME A VAMPIRE! JUST LIKE MY EDDIE!!!

    in hope of disgusting him
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)14:02 No.7425246
    Hit him in the testicles like we did in that alternate universe to the big guy who wanted to rape us. Then proceed to holy symbol his vampire eyes out (or alternatively if a kick to the sweet spot actually hurt him then hit him there with the holy symbols).
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:02 No.7425247
    >>7425224
    YES!

    Pretend to be interested in Twilight to drive him away. It's low, possible the lowest you can go, but right now there's nothing else to do.

    Unless we use that holy shit like >>7425219 said.
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)14:04 No.7425265
    >>7425195

    Your last words as a mortal woman are defiant.. but ultimately unanswered.

    Tearing out your throat hurt just a little bit.. Then you just feel coldness. You're aware of your heart slowing down and yet it feels so right, to be nursing this creature with your life blood. it feels almost.. motherly.

    As you start to die, you feel the vampire's hands start to .. grope.. and caress your breasts ,more aware of it than actually feeling his undead hands on your warm skin. And yet there is a tenderness tehre.. perhaps.. more wonders to be discovered.. later..

    when you wake up..

    then it gets dark.

    You awake, dressed in fine silken robes, somewhere indoors. You see two other women.. your.. sisters? Indeed you have never met them yet feel a deep kinship with them. Without speaking, they hand you a goblet , made of pure gold. a deep dark red liquid that you know to be blood sloshes inside. Without thinking you drink your fill, your first meal in this new life, the life of a vampire bride... .

    (bad end sorry guys)
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:06 No.7425283
    >>7424916

    >:|
    I see you railroadin
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)14:06 No.7425285
    >>7425219


    should have thought of that before casting magic missile eh?

    don't feel bad. you did get married after all!
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:06 No.7425290
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    >>7425265
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:07 No.7425303
    >>7425265
    Wait, that's an end? We don't get to move on in vampire bride quest?
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)14:08 No.7425314
    >>7425265
    THIS ISN'T OVER!
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)14:08 No.7425316
    >>7425303

    YOU do it.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:09 No.7425332
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    >>7425285
    >you did get married after all!
    >> Evil Girlfriend Quest! !ktVTaTVKUw 01/04/10(Mon)14:12 No.7425365
    >>7425314

    it's not .. someone can always start a vampire bride thread :P
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:17 No.7425434
    >>7425316
    Fine. I will.


    VAMPIRE BRIDE QUEST GO.

    You are a newly turned vampire bride. You are currently sitting around with two other vampire brides in what you're pretty sure is the basement of a castle somewhere. Neither of them has introduced themselves to you, and whenever you try to start up a conversation they look at you and you realize that you have something very important to do someplace else. This was confusing at first, but by now you're pretty sure it's vampire powers. You haven't been able to make it work, though.

    It's been a few days. Every night, the vampire lord who turned you comes in, takes his black-haired bride, and they leave for a few hours before she returns. She usually brings several young, attractive humans with her. Sometimes they are in a trance as they come in, sometimes they're struggling; they all leave through the furnace in back after she plays with them.

    The black-haired bride spends most of her time torturing the captured humans. She's pretty sadistic, but almost artistic at the same time. Every time you watch her, the spattering blood makes you feel hungry. You only get to feed when she's done, but even her leftovers are the sweetest thing you've ever tasted.

    The red-haired bride has a little library of some sort. She's very quiet and spends all her waking hours reading books in languages you don't know.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:18 No.7425456
    I am disappoint. You are revoked the right of questing and banished to 1d4chan FOREVER.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:19 No.7425463
    >>7425365
    I liked the lich love thread
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:19 No.7425464
    >>7425434

    do i remember my human past?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:20 No.7425470
    >>7425463

    WHERE???! I MUST HAVE THIS
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:20 No.7425477
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    Glittering faggotry, UIH
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:21 No.7425480
    >>7425464
    Yes. You remember everything with clarity that's almost creepy.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:21 No.7425486
    >>7425434
    Lez up black and red haired vamps. Hope black-haired one lets me help play with the humans.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:22 No.7425489
    >>7425456


    eh? why?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:23 No.7425503
    >>7425486
    Which one do you wish to attempt to seduce first? And what is your strategy for doing so?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:24 No.7425514
    >>7425503

    red head, i hungrily rub my body against her all the time till she gets the hint
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:28 No.7425559
    >>7425514
    You go up to her where she is seated in a luxuriously cushioned chair, flipping slowly through an ancient-looking tome in a language you don't know. You sit down right next to her and wordlessly begin to rub yourself against her.

    She glances at you, and you realize that you really need to be on the other side of the room. You quickly relocate, since this is very important.

    Dammit.

    You try again using the same-

    ...and here you are on the other side of the room.

    One more time, walk over and...

    This time, as you find yourself across the chamber once more, you hear a quiet chuckle from the black-haired bride. She's watching you and smirking.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:35 No.7425644
    >>7425503
    The sluttier looking of the two, by grunting a couple of times and then tackling her.

    Should tackling fail, attempt a falcon punch.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:41 No.7425723
    >>7425559
    Try going after the black-haired one, then.

    If you can talk, explain your predicament. Use words like "loneliness" and "hunger".
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:48 No.7425800
    >>7425559
    We're undead. We have all the time in the world. Keep trying to snuggle until she gives in.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:52 No.7425869
    >>7425723
    You can talk, certainly... they've just been quite uncommunicative thus far.

    You move towards the black one as boldly as you can make yourself act. "Please... I'm so lonely, and being here with nothing to do is so frustrating... won't you...?" You reach her and rub your body up against her, giving a small smile.

    She smiles. It is not a particularly nice smile. You find yourself walking towards the torture chambers, from which the whimpering of the latest batch of humans still echoes. Her hand slowly moves across your back as you walk.

    Inside the chamber, you move to an open area and kneel. Something tells you that it's what the black-haired bride wants, and doing so to please her seems natural, even though the scent of blood in the air inflames your hunger and makes you want to leap atop the prisoners and tear the nectar from their veins. When you look up, she's holding a whip.

    She speaks softly. "Tell me, girl... what makes you any better than them?" She flicks a finger at the three humans, two young men and a crying girl, currently strapped and chained into various devices. "What makes you anything but a... slightly more resilient toy?"

    Her smile again. Now you can see the cruelty in that expression clearly. What do you say?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:59 No.7425951
    >>7425869
    I'm not a stupid cunt, like them getting themselves all shackled and shit.

    Attempt to bludgeon her to death and fuck her now dead-undead corpse.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)14:59 No.7425964
    >>7425869
    Smile back and reply thus:

    "You might enjoy playing with those toys... But unlike them, I can enjoy it. I can play back."

    Slip the robe off of your back as you're saying this.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:01 No.7425981
    >>7425964
    Seconded.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:03 No.7426003
    ITT: Creepy neckbeards that took my innocent "I WILL BE SO MUCH A VILLAINESS MY HERO WILL BE FORCED TO CONFRONT ME" goal and turned it into World of Darkness: The Fapfic.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:03 No.7426009
    >>7426003
    Yes.

    Now shut up and let us enjoy our lesbian vampires.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:04 No.7426024
    >>7426003
    You gave us a faggot ending, which drew faggots. Why does this surprises you?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:05 No.7426033
    >>7426024
    >Not OP, one of the early morning contributors
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:05 No.7426041
    >>7426024
    While not really surprising it's still fucking creepy.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:08 No.7426067
    >>7425951
    You attempt to lunge forward, but find your muscles oddly unresponsive. Damned vampire powers. Given that, you abandon your planned one-liner as the irony would be crippling.

    >>7425964
    You attempt a seductive smile. You hope you succeed; your boyfriend was the only one you'd really tried to seduce before, and that was never really that difficult whenever he was around. "You might enjoy playing with those toys... But unlike them, I can enjoy it. I can play back."

    She smiles more widely, and you find yourself able to move- at least enough to remove your robe. "Enjoy it? Some do, you know... very few, though. Most are only willing to toy with danger and shrink from its true touch." She walks forward and looks into your eyes. Her undead eyes are glassy, and yet... curiously deep...

    So you stare at her, she speaks softly once again. You don't think her lips are even moving, so maybe those vampire powers are starting to come in after all. "So that is what you are good for? Being a truly exceptional plaything, until you are as worn out as the rest?"
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:12 No.7426118
    >>7426003
    In my defense, when I wrote the starting post for Vampire Bride Quest I really did not expect immediate attempts at undead lesbian sex. I should have, knowing what I do about /tg/, but I didn't.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:14 No.7426131
    >>7426067
    "Except you forgot to check for my manly bits!"

    Reveal your true form to your soon to be dead tormentor.

    Cue yogurtcock.jpg
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:15 No.7426143
    >>7426118
    Meh, if you really don't want to do it, feel free to railroad us out of it and into something productive. Though to be fair, there really weren't anything immediately obvious to do, no plot hooks, and when in doubt, /tg/ will choose lesbians.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:15 No.7426144
    >>7426131
    No.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:16 No.7426158
    >>7426118
    We're locked up in a creepy castle with a pair of hot vampresses and little else to do. What did you expect?

    >>7426067
    "You'll soon find I'm more than just a toy."

    Tackle her and kiss her, digging your nails into her back. Use lots of tongue.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:17 No.7426166
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    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:17 No.7426171
    >>7426143
    *wasn't
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:18 No.7426180
    >>7426143
    Sorry about the lack of apparent plot hooks; was attempting to see where you'd all take it (and found out, it seems). Regardless, I'm not incredibly opposed to this method of doing things, although I'm not actually going to end up writing torture sex here. But it's one way to try and force a social encounter.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:20 No.7426201
    >>7426180
    I was hoping for the librarian, but apparently /tg/ is too impatient to keep at it for a couple of centuries until she eventually gives in and makes love to us.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:20 No.7426212
    >>7426201
    We'll do that next.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:23 No.7426251
    D: I don't want to be the evil sagefag. Can't /tg/ take these quest threads to /tg/chan? That's why it's there.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:31 No.7426343
    >>7426158
    You pull yourself out of her eyes. It's harder than you would have thought, but easier than in the books on vampire lore you'd read. Time to take control of this encounter. "You'll soon find I'm more than just a toy."

    Either she's been loosening her control on you or it's been wearing off, because you have little difficulty lunging forward and kissing her. She seems unsurprised, and responds quickly, her lips and tongue tasting of blood. That is sheer ecstasy, although the kissing itself is... much less entertaining than when you were a human. Both your mouths are room-temperature, and your nerves no longer sin with pleasure from mere intimate contact. Your nails dig into her back nevertheless, trying to make up for the lack of sensation with force, and you feel her hands grasp your hips and lift you carefully.

    By the time the kiss ends, you've been moved to rear the wall and are seated on a... what is thi-

    She moves fast, much faster than you can respond. You are slammed back against the wood of the rack behind you and your limbs restrained within its shackles. The black-haired woman stands before you, whip in hand, and laughs.

    "Now, little one... let's see how well your screams can back your boasting."

    ***

    How do you respond to being brutally whipped and tortured for the next four hours or so?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:31 No.7426348
    >>7426251

    I don't really mind them myself, despite not participating in most of them. It's just one thread among 110 of them.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:34 No.7426368
    >>7424288
    Like motherfucking Gumby and Stretch Armstrong had some nasty Vampire Chick kid who loves to be twisted.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:39 No.7426423
    >>7426343
    Do not like it. On the extreme off-chance that the red haired one has some compassion, she might take more kindly to us if we don't like it and are sad. The black haired one will never see us as more than a toy, there is no reason to pursue her.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:40 No.7426431
    >>7426343
    You grit your fangs, bite back the hunger and pleasure and pain. You resist in your mind, defiant, trying to think back to happier days and the adventurer you loved.
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)15:40 No.7426432
    >>7426423
    I agree.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:51 No.7426532
    >>7426423
    >>7426431
    Hours later, the black haired vampire tires of you for now and undoes your bindings, then leaves without comment. It had taken all your energies to cling to memories of your lover, keeping your cries to a minimum and silently cursing the delight in your captor's voice each time she wrung a scream from your resisting form. Exhausted and in agony, it seems to take an eternity for you to pull yourself off the rack and stagger over to one of the bound young men.

    Neither of them have been touched significantly by the black haired bride yet, since she started with the girl and then was busy with you, but you don't care right now. The youth looks at you with fear in his eyes and cries out, begging and saying something about a girl, but you can hardly hear him, let alone make out the words. Your fangs collapse onto his neck and you draw the ambrosia from him, feeling your pain and worries float gently away on the haze of pleasure that wells forth from his neck.

    Eventually, it stops feeling quite so good, and you realize that you've been sucking at a dry wound for some time. The other two prisoners are staring at you in horror. Feeling a swell of shame, you flee the torture chamber.


    The only one visible in the main room is the red-haired vampire, who looks up when you walk in and grimaces. She stands, then walks over to one of her bookshelves and pulls out a tome that looks new than most. Opening it at a desk, she reaches for an inkwell, apparently intending to make an entry.

    Action?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:54 No.7426566
    >>7426532
    Say hello. And hope the redhead isn't as psycopathic s the Black haired Vampess.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:54 No.7426578
    >>7426532
    Wait patiently for her to finish, then ask her of any interesting books. Start small; I bet we were too forward last time.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)15:55 No.7426587
    >>7426532
    Curl up in a corner and watch her. We've just been tortured, right? Eventually, scootch a bit closer. Keep doing this until eventually we are close to her.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:03 No.7426661
    >>7426566
    >>7426578
    >>7426587
    You don't feel up to direct interaction just yet. The fog of empty happiness that draining the blood from that man had brought is quickly fading, and while your physical injuries seem to have vanished, emotionally you are still shaken.

    You curl up in one of the wonderful, soft chairs that litter the room and watch the redhead. She glances up at you frequently, but does not speak, focusing intently on the work of her pen in the book before her.

    After long enough for some of the smaller candles in the room to burn down noticeably, you stand and move to a closer chair. The woman watches as you do so, and just before she goes back to her book you pluck up the courage to speak.

    "H- hello. Sorry about..." You trail off, unsure what to say and worried that she'll just send you away again.

    She does not, but neither does she reply. Instead, she merely nods at you and returns to her book. The angle is wrong for you to see what she's working on in there, but it seems to fully occupy her attention and she shows no signs of stopping, though she glances at you frequently.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:06 No.7426696
    >>7426661
    Sit still, wait for her to finish. If she's still writing/drawing after, say, twenty or so minutes, then get up, find a good book, and sit back down again.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:08 No.7426713
    >>7426661
    Eeeeeeeeexcellent. When we eventually win her affection, the fade to black will be so worth it.

    >>7426696
    Continue with this.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:15 No.7426788
    >>7426696
    >>7426713
    You just sit, watching her. If you were still alive, you'd expect to get tired from doing nothing in a comfortable chair like this, but that doesn't seem to be a problem for you anymore... you think that your body wouldn't mind standing motionlessly all night. Strange.

    As you are about to give up on waiting for her to finish and go looking for a book, the red-haired vampire bride reaches for the flask of fine-grained sand on her desk and carefully spreads some on her book, presumably to dry it off. She then clears the sand, blows briefly on the tome, and returns it to its former position on a small bookshelf.

    She gives you a brief look, then turns away and heads into the room of books. There are more of them here than you have ever seen in one place before, covering enough shelves that it takes an entire chamber to hold them all. There are no chairs or desks in there, though, so the woman generally spends her time in the main room.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:20 No.7426838
    >>7426788
    Quick pro-tip: This post leaves us with no real story hooks to grab on to. Yes, we could follow her into the room, but then it's just "Follow into room, what happens?"

    Now, if she started to looks through the shelves, it gives us a couple of things to do. Find a book to read while we wait. Ask if we can assist her in finding the book she is looking for. And of course, the ever-present "snuggle against her until she wuvs us" option.

    Not trying to attack what your style, just trying to give some advice.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:21 No.7426850
    >>7426838
    As it stands, I say follow her at a distance.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:23 No.7426880
    >>7426838
    Actually, I was intending for the implicit choice to be "follow her" or "take that book and see what she was doing", with the ever-present to come up with something else.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:25 No.7426898
    >>7426880
    Oh. Well fuck, I think I just made a presumptuous ass out of myself.

    Regardless, follow her.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:31 No.7426977
    >>7426898
    >>7426850
    Feeling that it would be pointless to keep sitting in that chair in an empty room, you pull yourself to your feet and follow after her. She's easy to find in the next room- there are never any candles or lamps in here except when someone is inside, presumably because the books might catch fire. The hand lamp that the red-haired vampire is carrying makes a soft glow spill from where she stands between the aisles.

    There is only the one spare lamp, but you move through the relative darkness without trouble- though you prefer light, shadows don't impede your vision as they once did. The uneven stones of the floor in this room are no obstacle. You creep forward, feeling that you should keep your distance, and peek around the corner. The woman is holding her free hand to the spines of the books on the shelves before her, apparently scanning them. Presumably she's looking for a specific tome.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:36 No.7427037
    Ask her what she is looking for.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:36 No.7427045
    >>7426977
    Search the books yourself. Perhaps you'll findsomething useful, or at least something you can read to pass the time.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:37 No.7427050
    >>7426977
    Ask if she would like help looking for something.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:46 No.7427158
    >>7427037
    >>7427050
    You walk around the corner and move closer to her, making sure to make enough noise walking that she'll notice you. When she looks in your direction, you speak up. "Do you... want my help finding anything? Whatever you're looking for?"

    She looks at you for a long moment, presumably weighing her next move behind the glassy sheen of her dead eyes. Then she shrugs, and you realize what she is looking for- a dusty, leatherbound tome, its cover a dull red. It should contain information on... the literary evolution of epic poems of the Imperial era? Is that the kind of thing she's spending all her time on?

    She nods at you and goes back to looking herself. Since there is only the one light source, you have to stay close to her to see the books clearly, and start scanning the opposite shelves. It takes the two of you only a couple minutes to locate the book.

    "Here, I think this is it!" You pull out the book, and hold it out towards her. She smiles at you, then flicks her hand in a gesture to follow, and you both return to the main room, where she sets down the lamp, then takes the book and moves for one of the reading chairs.

    As she seats herself, she pauses and glances at you. Though she still doesn't speak, you know that she wishes to know if you want her help finding any books for your own reading.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:49 No.7427203
    >>7427158
    Yes, you would like her help. Hopefully we'd like to find books that tell about where we are now, but failing that, books of Magic will always help, or even books on Vampirism so we can understand a bit more of just what we are now..
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:51 No.7427225
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>7427158
    Magic.
    You want to learn magic.
    Try telling her telepathically. Only speak if that fails.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)16:53 No.7427255
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    >>7424288
    HEY

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOSE

    GET BACK ON MY GODDAMN COMPUTER, I NEED SUPERCOOLING. FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:00 No.7427345
    >>7427203
    >>7427225
    You have several things you'd like to say, but telepathy seems to the way that things are done around here, so you'll give it a shot. You gather your thoughts, asking about where you could find a book with information on where you are, or books for teaching magic to people who don't know much of it, and try to shove the thoughts at her.

    She blinks, then gives you a very small smile, like one might give a child who has decided to try and act mature. You realize that she knows you tried something, but the message must not have been very clear.

    You focus harder and try again. MAGIC.

    Her grin breaks open, and you realize that there is a large collection of arcane tomes along one of the walls. Most of them are written in various otherworldly scripts, but a few are in more archaic forms of the modern tongue- their images flash through your mind.

    You can't help but laugh. This is wonderful. You focus hard and try again. CASTLE?

    There is a thin green tome on one of the leftmost shelves which contains a history of the region.

    This isn't enough to make up for the torture and probably getting killed by your boyfriend if you ever even see him again, but it's still pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:00 No.7427351
    >>7427255

    wat
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:02 No.7427374
    >>7427345
    Collect books, read books, gain knowledge!
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:04 No.7427394
    >>7427374
    You'll have to be more specific, I'm afraid.
    >> northern /k/ommando 01/04/10(Mon)17:05 No.7427417
    >>7427255
    cirno cool™ fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:06 No.7427435
    >>7427394
    Pile up the book about the castle and the magical tomes you can understand. Lacking the need for sleep, read each of them COVER TO COVER until either you finish, or until something interrupts your studies.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:08 No.7427461
    >>7427394
    Read up on magic. Start with basic stuff.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:10 No.7427483
    Find ways to make minions. get cube back!
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:16 No.7427576
    >>7427345
    Wonderful, she thinks of us as a child. No one expects children to seduce them!

    Let's read up on magic first. Try to get a real grasp on this telepathy thing, then Magic Missile. We need it to work at *least* 2/3 of the time.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:25 No.7427716
    >>7427435 >>7427461
    >>7427483 >>7427576
    You nod your thanks to the red-haired bride and move into the book room, locating the tomes that you wanted relatively quickly. You set aside the book on the history of the region for later, and start skimming the arcane tomes. They are frustratingly thick and oblique, their writers using terms which you don't understand and spellings which you are certain went out of fashion centuries ago, but you persevere. After what you estimate to have been several hours of sitting in the aisles of the library, you think that you've located both enough information on the theory of offensive spellcasting that you could probably get a much better with your Magic Missile spell, given a few days to practice, and maybe move on to other things from there. You haven't found anything on gelatinous cubes yet, but it's only a matter of time in a library this big, right?

    As you're preparing to settle down into some serious study of your spell, it occurs to you that the vampire lord will be arriving here in a few minutes with the black-haired bride. As you have no way of knowing this, you presume that it's a telepathic tip-off from the red-haired vampiress.

    Do you prepare for their arrival in any way, continue your studies, or do something else?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:28 No.7427750
    >>7427716
    A few minutes won't give us much time to do any good studying. Let's put the books away (but remember to come back to them later) and clean up. We want to look presentable for our lord.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:29 No.7427773
    >>7427716
    How have we acted before? Is there some sort of protocol for this? At the least, I suspect we shouldn't be found sitting on the floor reading; let's go back to the room with the chairs and act normal. Hide our internal pain from the torture we endured earlier.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:31 No.7427795
    >>7427716
    Telepathically express your gratitude to the Red-headed Vamp. Simply keeping us in the know was kind of her. And copy what she does to prepare for his arrival, if anything.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:34 No.7427838
    >>7427773
    In the past few days, each time that the vampire lord has returned, he has been in the company of the black-haired vampire bride. They generally bring a handful of humans with them for snacks and playthings. The lord does not stay long; he generally spent a few minutes staring at you silently before departing. You've never seen him so much as acknowledge the existence of the red-haired bride, though he's talked briefly with the black-haired one and presumably they're out together doing something.

    No matter what you've said, he hasn't replied; you're not sure what he wants of you. This was not what you thought it would be like at all. Over the past few days you've gone from confused and questioning to angry, frustrated, and several other emotions; all were handily ignored.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:37 No.7427878
    >>7427838
    Good. Maybe he'll ignore our recent attempt at affection with the other two. And our desire to improve ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:42 No.7427944
    >>7427750
    >>7427773
    >>7427795

    You focus your thoughts and send a THANK YOU towards the red-haired woman. It feels awkward and clumsy compared to her communication, which is so smooth that it feels almost like your own thoughts. Then you hastily reshelve the tomes which you had selected, marking their positions mentally for later, and go sit in a chair as you have been doing on the previous days. The other woman continued reading, as is her usual habit.

    The door opens, and you strive to act as though nothing is wrong. Three humans walk through, stumbling as if in a daze, followed by the black-haired bride, who smiles coldly at them and guides them into the torture chamber with gentle words.

    Then the lord enters. Today is different, he focuses immediately upon you like a hawk watching a mouse. He moves forward swiftly, flowing like liquid at a speed you can hardly keep track of, to put his hand beneath your chin and examine your face. He smiles as he did in the alley, days past. "It seems that you have finally convinced Adrienne to move on from her little game of having you ignored. It is a pity that I was not here earlier this evening; she tells me that each of your wails was like a precious jewel, extracted with much difficulty from the mine of your body. Perhaps tomorrow evening, I will watch your facets gleam."

    Do you have any reply?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:45 No.7427981
    Move to Rapture, become a Big Sister, locate/rape Subject Delta, and continue to have hot divesuit sex with him for the duration of the game, also, The Game
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:46 No.7427999
    >>7427944
    "If you wish Lord"
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    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:50 No.7428075
    >>7427944
    Suck up to him, but try not to be too much of a kiss-ass. Bow to his will, promise you'd do as he pleases, etc.

    "Is there something you require from me in the meantime?"
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)17:58 No.7428213
    >>7427999
    >>7428075
    Both of these.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:00 No.7428242
    So, anyone archiving this?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:01 No.7428263
    >>7427999
    >>7428075
    As soon as his hand drops, you give a short bow, keeping your composure well in hand. "If you wish, lord. Is there something you require from me in the meantime?"

    When you look to him again, he's chuckling. "Oh, I was right about you... you'll entertain me for a very, very long time. No, there's nothing."

    Turning away from you, he calls, "Adrienne! Next time you play with this one, I wish to be there." You hear the black-haired vampiress reply, but can't catch the words. His hearing is likely sharper than yours. Regardless, he turns and leaves with no further comment.

    With him gone, Adrienne slinks out of the torture room and smiles as you, like you are a mouthwatering meal ready for consumption. "Oh, little one, tomorrow we will have such fun... sleep well." She turns and moves back into the torture chambers. Less than a minute later, you hear startled exclamations, which gradually turn to screams and sobs as the latest group of humans realize their circumstances.

    You likely have a few hours before sunrise forces you to sleep. How will you spend them?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:01 No.7428270
    >>7428242
    It hasn't been yet; you offering?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:03 No.7428299
    >>7428263
    Read more. Find out about the castle.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:05 No.7428320
    >>7428263
    Find wood, sharpen to point. Stake Adrienne whilst she's 'busy'.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:06 No.7428338
    >>7428263
    Read more; find out what the redhead's name is.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:08 No.7428382
    >>7428320
    no, first off, she would kick our ass, second, the lord would be pissed off.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:09 No.7428402
    >>7428320
    While I am all for her quick and painful demise, I fear that down that path lies very bad things for us. She'd probably sense us coming and use her vast experience to inflict pain upon our being. Not to mention she can cause us to become paralyzed, which would make stabbing her difficult.

    Once we are powerful enough to take down her and the master vampire, we can spirit away with the red haired one back to our boyfriend. Then we can all get married. Polygamy solves everything!
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:09 No.7428405
    >>7428320
    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DON'T EVEN THINK OF THAT.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:11 No.7428434
    >>7428263
    Read on the history of the region. The magic studies will be more useful over time, but finding something interesting out about this place might be more useful NOW.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:16 No.7428525
    >>7428299
    >>7428338
    You return to your books, starting this time with the thin green text on the history of the region. If the red-haired bride is to be believed and this is indeed where you are, you have been relocated to an ancient castle in the small state of Walshenia, more than sixteen hundred miles from your former home. Apparently the country was founded by the bestowal of the region onto the fifteenth son of one of the great conqueror Khans who swept through this region almost a thousand years back, and the place has been ruled by his bloodline ever since. This castle in particular lords over a vast swathe of dense forest dotted with farming villages, and was the demesne of the Arulsh family until about a century before the book was written, at which point it "fell into darkness" and the family was "one after another consumed by the shadow". The prince of Walshenia has never bothered to retake the castle or its lands.

    Reading through that book took some time, and you can feel your limbs growing tired. Sunrise will be here soon. You put the book away and return to the main room, where an ornate sarcophagus is artfully concealed within an alcove. It seems that the red-haired bride is asleep already, though you can still hear Adrienne awake. You lie down and pull the lid shut above you, your mind retiring briefly to a restful oblivion.

    ***

    That evening, you stir once more. You can hear Adrienne moving about in her torture chamber, causing one of the prisoners to gasp out frantic sobs and pleadings. No one else is visible. How will you start the night?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:19 No.7428583
    >>7426003
    lesbian vampire sex superior to the shit OP started.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:20 No.7428596
    >>7428525
    *Quick reminder, our boyfriend was scheduled to kill the Vampire Lord within a month's time. Just an FYI in case you missed/forgot it. Or you might ret-con it, w/e*

    Let's find a place suitable to practicing Magic Missile, and start practicing. We still need that sucker to be working 2/3 of the time, if not more.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:28 No.7428715
    >>7428596
    previous quest was shit and never happened.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:36 No.7428826
    >>7428596
    Your boyfriend thought that he'd be able to kill the vampire lord within a month, but the vampire lord probably had other plans, and your boyfriend was never the most reliable about things like that in the first place. That's part of what got you into this mess.

    In any case, you return to the library and find a couple of the books which seemed most likely to be helpful yesterday, and start looking through them to dig out useful advice. The magical methods in this book are fairly different from what you were learning before, but you're pretty sure you can adapt it. It's really hard; you never really did much magical theory during your education. But you make slow progress for a couple hours.

    After that time, you look up to find Adrienne standing over you. She's scowling. "Taking after the sweet silent scholar and hiding out in here? None of that, girlie. It's time to give the master a show."

    How do you react?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:39 No.7428888
    >>7428826
    Well, we can't exactly fight her, can we? Go quietly, try your hardest to endure what she has in store. You know (sort of) what to expect.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:40 No.7428908
    >>7428826
    Follow her.
    When she whips you, scream your lungs out at the slightest touch. Make it sound as fake as possible.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:41 No.7428913
    >>7428826
    Kicking and screaming will just make her happy. Act resigned to our fate. Hollow. Sad.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:41 No.7428914
    >>7428826


    kneel obediently, and offer her my breasts
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:53 No.7429108
    >>7428888
    >>7428913
    You rise and follow her, resigned to what she'll do to you. You resolve to do your best to endure it stoically. You walk silently into the torture chamber and do not resist as she straps you in.

    What follows is yesterday all over again, hours of misery and pain. The lord watches as Adrienne wrings scream after agonized scream from your twisting form using only her whip and fingernails, a slight smile on his face each time your exterior cracks a little further. Eventually, he leaves with a nod to your torturer, and she undoes your bonds, then pats your head with a sadistic grin. "Wasn't that fun, oh most extraordinary of toys? But no stealing my catch today. You eat later." She shoves you outside, where you collapse to the ground, your form agonized to the point of being unable to walk. The door slams behind you.

    It seems that you lie there for hours. The door to the torture chamber blocks most of the scent of blood, but you find yourself crawling feebly towards it anyway, desperately shoving yourself against the crack beneath it in a futile effort to reach the flow of life it bars you from. The screams of pain from within echo like the songs of angels within your ears, and you know that they herald the delivery of a substance which could assuage your pulsing hunger.

    When Adrienne finally opens the door, she steps over you with a scornful snicker as she leaves the main chamber for outside. Moans of pain come from within, and the sweet scent of blood fills your nostrils.

    By the time you realize what you're doing, a young girl's body lies still and pale beneath your fangs. Your injuries still ache, but it is largely subsumed by the euphoric bliss of feeding. What do you do next?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:56 No.7429149
    >>7429108
    Have a bath; collect our thoughts, clean ourselves up. Invite the redhead along; perhaps now would be a nice bonding (no pun intended) experience.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:57 No.7429157
    >>7429108
    Cry. We are sad, after all. Let it out.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)18:58 No.7429179
    >>7429108
    Pray silently and quickly to whatever you believe or believed in for the girl you just ate. Then go cry in a silent corner, away from the others.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)19:07 No.7429318
    >>7429149
    >>7429157
    >>7429179
    The horror of this situation is unbearable. You've become a horrible monster, plaything of other monsters and unable to stop yourself from murdering people barely out of their childhood. Tears stream down your cheeks, and your body is wracked with sobs. You silently beseech the gods to have mercy on the soul of the girl you killed, but you know that they cannot hear you; the scriptures are explicit that the ears of the divine are forever closed to the voices of the dead which walk.

    Eventually, your sobs die down, and you move to the washroom to cleanse yourself. The basin there always holds clean water, no matter what dirt and blood attempt to taint it. After a few minutes, your face is as clear as it ever gets- the pale visage of a horrific monstrosity, dead eyes staring with unnatural life.

    What's next?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:10 No.7429362
    >>7429318
    I go find myself a new face to wear, of course!

    Undead monstrosities are SO last year.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:11 No.7429363
    >>7429318
    Hmmmm. I think we need to try to relax. Is there television? If there is, rent WALL-E. That will cheer us up. If not, then... I don't know, continue with our practicing from before we got interrupted. And on the off-chance that it works, when the Lord comes later, ask him to stop letting Adrienne torture us.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:12 No.7429368
    >>7429318
    Time to start training.

    Practice with magic. Get used to physical pain; flagellate self, if necessary. Read any book that looks useful. Learn more about the castle, and the vampire lord, and both brides. Learn Adrienne's behavior patterns, learn the redhead's name. Get close to the redhead if possible, try to start a relationship. Drink blood if necessary, but try not to kill your victims.

    We're up against a couple of monsters. We'll show them who's really in charge.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:13 No.7429373
    >>7429318
    Well, get back to studying I guess. Not much else to do. When the Lord comes later, ask him to stop having Adrienne torture us. Who knows, maybe it will work.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:14 No.7429380
    >>7429318
    Go find a new face, of course!

    Pale visages of horrific monstrosities are SO last year.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:14 No.7429381
    This thread looks like it's about to autosage. Let's start a new one.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:26 No.7429454
    Test.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:28 No.7429472
    >>7429368
    inb4 the redhead is actually more monstrous and evil than the other two.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:32 No.7429509
    >>7429318
    Return to library, try discover lay out of castle. We should see if we could escape.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:37 No.7429571
    4chan's back up? Excellent.

    >>7429362 >>7429380
    You'll need a method for implementing that.

    >>7429363
    >>7429368
    >>7429373
    You wish you had some way of cheering yourself up, but there's not really much here in the way of amusement unless one is fond of ancient tomes and literature like the red-haired bride or delights in the sound of tortured screams like Adrienne. The thought that you might end up that way makes you feel a little sick, which is only made worse by your memory of how you were thinking earlier while lying tortured on the floor.

    There's nothing for it but to press on. You bring out the books on magic and spend a couple hours practicing focusing your will into the magic missile spell. You're getting a little more reliable with it, you think.

    You don't know where to start finding more information on the castle and vampire lord on your own- the book you read is already done, and it was more of a generalized history. You could ask the red-haired bride for more information, or perhaps just leave this dungeon and go wandering around. It's hardly seemed like an option as the days pass, but maybe...

    How should you go about approaching the silent, scholarly vampiress to get her name and establish a friendship?

    You probably have a couple more hours before Adrienne returns. What will you do?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:40 No.7429598
    >>7429362

    I thought we looked like Winry from FMA?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:44 No.7429631
    >>7429571
    Try the direct approach; ask her what her name is. The worst that could happen is she doesn't tell us and then we can try something else.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:44 No.7429633
    >>7429598
    Then creepy neckbeards turned it into lesbian vampire-fest. At its current point, what's going on now has NOTHING to do with what's in the OP.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:45 No.7429639
    >>7429571
    Sit next to redhead, ask her name, what books make for interesting reading and if she needs help with anything. Be friendly and polite, but if she really doesn't want to talk, don't push it.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:45 No.7429642
    >>7429598
    You do, although modified by the glassy haze of death cloaking your eyes, the waxy shade of your now-bloodless skin, and the inexplicable dullness that seems to somehow be leaching into your hair. Also small but extremely sharp fangs.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:48 No.7429678
    >>7429598
    Apparently we did, but then she got turned into a vampire and now she's all pale.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:48 No.7429680
    >>7429642
    Man, I wish we still had that Pixie with us. He/she would be invaluable in helping us stay sane.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:49 No.7429696
    >>7429571
    Start working on how to transmute ourself a soulless but otherwise functional copy of our original body, which we will then transfer our soul into.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:52 No.7429728
    >>7429631
    >>7429639
    You decide to try directness in speaking with the red-haired vampiress. She is occupied with a book as usual, so you take your own tome over and sit down near her, then spend a few minutes reading before attempting a conversation. "So... might I ask your name?"

    She looks at you for a long moment, then you find yourself getting up and fetching the book on the history of the region that you had read before. You set it before her, and she quickly flips through the pages until she finds a specific one. It's a portion of the description of the fall of the castle to the vampire lord- specifically, the part that details the fate of the family which ruled it before. She points to a name, Rhiannon Arulsh, and you know that it is hers.

    You consider how to respond.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:52 No.7429731
    >>7429633

    blame OP for railroading a BAD END?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:56 No.7429782
    >>7429728
    >Rhiannon

    I like it! I suppose we should give our condolences; surviving the destruction only to come back as a vampire in the thrall of another really sucks.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)20:59 No.7429816
    >>7429680
    Find red head, ask about books concerning summoning.

    It seems like the only way we could hope to escape/take revenge.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:01 No.7429838
    Just try to settle into a routine. Study whenever we can, get closer to the redhead as much as possible without getting on her nerves all too much.
    Our no-good ex-boyfriend wanted to go slay that vampire in about a month, but knowing him, we got at least two.
    Let's just hope the Adrienne doesn't tire of us first.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:06 No.7429903
    >>7429838
    >no-good ex-boyfriend

    Oh, so because we didn't have the balls to just tell him we wanted him to settle down with us, and then he didn't immediately read our mind on what we wanted when we met in the city and then we shoved him away and ran instead of talking, he's the bad guy? We're the ones who killed a dude just for the sake of being evil! I'm not saying he is free of sin, but you can't put all the blame on him.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:10 No.7429970
    >>7429782
    You hesitate a moment, then say "Oh. I... you have my condolences. Being left in thrall after the death of your family..."

    Rhiannon gives a bitter smile and points to a different section of the text. You glance down at the part of the book listed. It details how Rhiannon, then a young priestess, and her brothers Bryden and Chandler were slain in their attempt to destroy the vampire lord moving in on their lands, and after their failure the rest of the family and their retainers died swiftly, one after another. You glance back up, and she taps one of her fangs.

    You realize that she and her brothers were turned into vampires and subsequently slaughtered hundreds of people, feasting on the blood of both their entire extended family and everyone they'd ever loved.

    A gasp is wrenched from your throat. That is far worse than what you expected to hear.


    Any action continuing this conversation, or will you return to your studies of magic, possibly looking into transmutation and summoning texts? We can move to speed up time somewhat if you guys want to go with >>7429838.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:11 No.7429983
    >>7429816
    >>7429782

    Ask Rhriannon why she can't (or at least refuses to) speak. She might be suffering from mental trauma; we want to get her on our side.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:14 No.7430010
    >>7429970
    Use those texts to make her another body as well.

    Also, when our fresh body is ready to inhabit, we do some sort of suicidal stunt to give the vampire lord a taste of sunrise and then move our soul into its new home.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:15 No.7430030
    >>7429970
    Meh, I was kind of expecting that, to be honest. It still sucks.

    Let's go back to the books, try for summoning. If only we'd gotten that Pixie's name...
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:17 No.7430058
    >>7429970
    I agree with >>7429838. 80's Training Montage!
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:21 No.7430111
    >>7429970
    Wow. That /really/ sucks. Ask her if she wants to talk about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:26 No.7430179
    >>7429983
    >>7430030
    >>7430010
    After a brief moment's pause, you continue. No sense dwelling on that particular land mine. "That's... well. Why don't you speak?"

    She points to the word "priestess" in the book. Your mind fills with sounds of frantic chanted prayers, starting frantic and strong, then growing hoarse and ragged until finally dying off. The scene seems ancient, and you get the sense that it took weeks rather than the second or so it took you to view it. In the end, Rhiannon's devotion came to nothing; her throat and tongue burned with every uttered prayer until nothing was left.

    She sends the impression that it took her a very long time to become somewhat stable after the events chronicled in the book. After seeing that set of images, you can believe it; she seemed utterly mad.

    You shake your head. There's no sense dwelling on the past. "I'm sorry for your loss. If you want to... talk or anything..."

    Rhiannon shakes her head.

    "Uh, right. Well... I'm thinking of studying summoning, so could you..."

    The appropriate books for a beginning summoner appear in your mind, and she waves you off. You leave and begin to investigate them. It looks like summoning is heavily based in lengthy rituals which must be done perfectly and binding creatures to you for days or even years of service. It'll be tricky to learn and difficult to practice, but you can still try.

    You look through the books until Adrienne returns with fresh humans. The lord isn't with her today, apparently having gotten his fill of you this morning, and she doesn't bother you.

    How will you spend the time until sunrise/do you wish to speed the game up somewhat?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:31 No.7430253
    >do you wish to speed the game up somewhat?

    We could take a brief hiatus and explore the castle for awhile.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:34 No.7430290
    New thread?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:35 No.7430310
    >>7430290
    Indeed. What's this called now? Vampirequest?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:36 No.7430326
    >>7424288

    It is now time to make him realise how much he should love you. Become the greatest villain in the world so that he may defeat you and feel accomplished with his life. Then get married. Herp Derp
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:37 No.7430332
    >>7430310
    I suppose. And the not-OP but quest-person should probably name-or tripfag so we can pick him out.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:45 No.7430419
    >>7430179
    If we can skip ahead a week or so, that would be nice. Take a look around the castle, try to keep sane, study summoning, pray they don't stop us.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:47 No.7430440
    >>7430290
    I'll be gone for the next twenty minutes or so, so I'll make a new thread upon my return, I suppose. And choose a name. If someone would provide an appropriate OP image, I'd appreciate it.

    Your current planned action when I show up again is >>7430253.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:47 No.7430443
    >>7430310
    I thought it was Vampire Bride Quest.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)21:50 No.7430478
    >>7430443
    Bit of a misnomer since he hasn't shown any real interest in us aside from watching us undergo torture. I doubt marriage will happen.
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)21:58 No.7430594
    >>7430478
    We were supposed to get strong and powerful. However, becoming an undead is sort of bad. Maybe we can become un-undead at some point again?

    Oh yeah, where's our wish scroll?
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)22:02 No.7430657
    >>7430594
    Oh god. The Wish Scroll. Of course! Though why we didn't just use it to get boyfriend to settle down with us, I'll never know. Anywho, if we still have it, let's use it to get rid of Vamp Lord and restore ourselves and Rhiannon to humanhood.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)22:05 No.7430689
    >>7430478
    "Vampire Bride" in this context refers to a woman that the vampire lord keeps around for his amusement, not someone to whom he is married. You qualify.

    >>7430594
    Your wish scroll was missing when you woke up as a vampire, more's the pity. So were your clothes, your tiara, your dagger, and your money. All you currently possess is things which you've found around your apparent new home- nice robes, mostly.
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)22:05 No.7430691
    >>7430657
    Perhaps if we're eloquent enough we could somehow redeem our evil deeds as well? Maybe we'd be able to somehow resurrect or restore the dead people who have suffered because of these vampires.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)22:08 No.7430735
    >>7430691
    Or at the very least that ranger we killed.

    >>7430689
    Damn! Now how will we wish things back to normal?
    >> Anonymuos 01/04/10(Mon)22:09 No.7430736
    >>7430689
    Sure, but we could go looking for our things. Wasn't our wish scroll well-hidden in our clothes somewhere?
    >> Undead Monstrosity 01/04/10(Mon)22:16 No.7430859
    New name, new thread, new picture.

    >>7430848
    >> Researcher Sam 01/04/10(Mon)22:19 No.7430889
    >>7430859
    Right, someone make sure to archive this.
    >> Anonymous 01/04/10(Mon)22:23 No.7430939
    >>7430889
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

    I suck at names.



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