I asked you to watch the dog once or twice - I was trying to bring you back into my life, mom, but no, you just can't put aside any of your pride. I had a really nice home set up for you and everything, but now I see what's going on.
Canada was ALWAYS your favorite, mom. All I wanted to do was make you proud, but I couldn't do it living under your house, mom!
Forget it, fine, I've still got China, I don't need you OR my brothers and sisters.