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    111 KB Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)04:25 No.7279955  
    Do you get to play Space Marines in Rogue Trader?

    I swear, seems like there's not a single game (not counting minis and video games) that allow you to play them.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)04:31 No.7279983
    There are SM characters in Inquisitor.

    Other than that, no, you can't. Want to know why? Because depending on whether you went for the cool version of the 40k background or the stupid one for twelve year olds, they're either brain-scrubbed combat robots made of flesh or humanity's last best hope of super-awesome space-monk-knights. Either way, they're not suited to being PCs since they're on a completely different power level to every normal human.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)04:31 No.7279984
    Space Marines would make the game easy mode. They're super human.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)04:38 No.7280031
    >There are SM characters in Inquisitor.

    and Inquisitor shows exactly why you don't use SMs in low-scale environments. In Inquisitor an unarmed and unarmoured marine could take multiple opponents at once easily. With gear it was so one-sided that it wasn't even funny.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)04:39 No.7280041
    I know...I know.... ;_; I just want to play one so bad.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)04:39 No.7280042
    FFG is working on the Space Marines specific game. It will be even more epic in the power crawl than the Rogue Trader game is. That being said, the game won't be easy mode either. You'll be fighting daemon princes n' shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)04:40 No.7280044
    What about Sisters of Battle?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)04:42 No.7280060
    I like the sound of this, I'm really glad FFG has resisted shoehorning something like mini-spacemarines in training into their RPGS.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)04:44 No.7280084
    No word on the SoB, but due to the fact that roleplaying tends to be pretty multi-gendered, I have to wonder if they'll shoehorn in the SoB for that book, or if they'll make female SMs canon, with GW's consent. Remember that the FFG RPGs have all been canon thus far.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)04:49 No.7280127

    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)04:50 No.7280137
    Depends on how many other major changes to the fluff FFG has made.
    I'm not the biggest 40k fluff nerd so i can't tell if they've made any at all.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)04:56 No.7280177
    you can be a SoB in DH
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:09 No.7282323
    >implying normal space marine squads can stop a daemon prince
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:27 No.7282454
    Fuck's sake, we've known for like four years now Space Marines are coming out in Deathwatch. Why do people still ask?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:28 No.7282458
    >implying that there are enough daemon princes in the warp to stop ONE squad of fluff marines

    >implying daemon primarchs didn't merely lose massive amounts of power by accepting daemonhood
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:29 No.7282463
    >It will be even more epic in the power crawl than the Rogue Trader game is.
    Which is fucking lunacy as it is. You have to throw around -50 difficulty tests just to make chararacters not autopass tests most of the time.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:31 No.7282476
    Which is fine, because people of that power level shouldn't be failing unless its something really fucking hard.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:32 No.7282480
    >Oh shit, 10 cultists in the alley!
    >Oh shit, 10 PDF platoons outside the villa!
    >Oh shit, 10 Tau divisions between us and the target!
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:33 No.7282485
    There are, but they have to be converted from Dark Heresy to Rogue Trader, which puts a starting one at around the 5,000 exp level. But it's bound to end badly, depending on the Rogue Trader, and how he or she does things. Either with the Sororitas killing the Rogue Trader, or the Rogue Trader and crew killing her. Although with more rule abiding ships she can stand the role of the crew's Missionary, or spiritual adviser.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:34 No.7282496

    Um. You guys do know that Sisters of Battle are a career path in Dark Heresy, right? They're in the Inquisitor's Handbook, and are pretty overpowered for the game. Mind you, they're supposed to be, because they're a lot more limited in roleplaying than all the other characters.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:38 No.7282520
    Yea, but the problems come when the tests roll about.

    Shooting someone 100m away? You have 80 BS and aim, that's basically an auto hit.

    Trying to break down a door? You have 80 +20 unnatural strength, that door is paste.

    Trying to remember some Lore? You have 80 Int and the skill is at +20.

    The problem comes when tests start becoming to easy everyone is guaranteed to pass them.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:41 No.7282538
    It's logical man!

    At some point you don't use doors in 40k.

    You stomp a hole in the wall and throw a frag down the room.

    You don't take potshots at cultists in cover... You put your melta on continuous beam and cut their scalps from their heads.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:43 No.7282547
    Maybe it's just me then, but I find it frustrating. Mostly because my players are stuck in this low-level mindset of just going out to kill stuff. The most out-there thing they did throughout the entire campaign was acquire a defoliant bomb to drop on some orks :( It didn't help matters that I got roped into GMing halfway through a campaign, with the expectation that I would continue with their characters. Frustrating experience was frustrating.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:46 No.7282572
    This is going off memory, but IIRC Rank 5 Sororitas can career path into Oblatia. My GM never wanted us to start that high/play to that high during DH days, but with RT starting at 5 you could ostensibly be an Oblatia in RT which can help you get around a LOT of the initial problems Sororitas characters had in DH/IH. Note, I haven't read Radical's Handbook (downloading now, thanks anon!) so things in there may alter this. But not all Oblatia's are Oblationists, just as all Metallican Gun carriers aren't Metallican Gunslingers.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:47 No.7282582
    I dunno, you can force them to do interesting things if you give them loot that they need to *use*. A transport full of colonists they get no benefit from unless they use it to settle a world, a half-derelict space station orbiting a mining planet they can sell or repair, or even just a hold full of some rare commodity that they have to find a buyer for and several choices of buyer.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:47 No.7282583
    So you pump up the difficulty.

    While under machinegun fire, you dive and grab hold of a Dark Eldar wych on a hoverbike, snap her neck, throw her off, steer the hoverbike in a collisioncourse with a Tau Manta's engine block, while priming all your meltabombs, jumping off and getting the fuck out the blastzone...
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)11:59 No.7282670
    >I haven't read Radical's Handbook (downloading now, thanks anon!)
    stop right there anon. It's scanned already? It seems like I missed the thread, are you kind enough to share a mu or rs link?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:04 No.7282706
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    thx anon
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:19 No.7282793

    Gift from another anon earlier. Merry Christmas!
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:36 No.7282898
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    It seems that our kind anon friends generosity has spread throughout /tg/

    Most disturbing.

    Son. I swear to god you pull that female Space Marines shit here, on Christmas of all days, I'll cut your fucking legs off.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:37 No.7282904
    Wait, what? Females can't be space marines? Says who?

    /runs away from thread
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:38 No.7282908
    SM are boring as shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:40 No.7282932
    not sure if want
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:44 No.7282964
    We'll just have to wait and see. Much speculation has been done about this.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:45 No.7282982
    Some chapters accept female initiates. Most do not. There's usually some handwave about the geneseed being incompatible.

    However, female space marines are in no way cute or cuddley. They're still barely-human piles of muscle, they just happen to have a nonfunctional vagina instead of a nonfunctional penis. With their helmets on, you can't tell the difference.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:46 No.7282993
    The space marine in purge the unclean is pretty fucking hardcore, with his thunder hammer (the thunder hammer adds SB right?) he does 1d10+27 E damage, it's shocking and has a power field, AND he has lightning strike so he can attack you 3 times.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:47 No.7282999
    Piss off.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:47 No.7283001
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    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:47 No.7283006
    Unless you take to balls of green stuff and slap them on the front of the armor.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:47 No.7283009
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    0/10 you troll
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:48 No.7283014
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    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:49 No.7283018
    If they don't let us play female SMs, I'd love to run a Black Templars/Sisters of Battle co-operative campaign when the Deathwatch comes out.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:49 No.7283024

    Never change, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:50 No.7283027
    I wouldn't want a man that hairy cooking anything for me.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:50 No.7283032
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    >If they don't let us play female SMs,
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:52 No.7283051
    Female space marines exist.

    We call them Ultramarines

    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:52 No.7283052
    SoB initiates are playable in Dark Heresy. There's a class for them in the Inquisitor's Handbook.

    Obvious Troll, but makes a valid point. ARMOR BOOBIES are both stupid and impractical. Of course, this is 40k, where stupid and impractical are par for the course.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:52 No.7283054
    When death watch comes out the best odds are that the creature anathema to acompany it will have the most extreme monsters in all of 40k.
    Carnefexes, Deamon Princes, Necrons of all sizes.

    And like the bastard I am I will sic them on my Dark Heresy players.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:53 No.7283059

    IT'S A TRAP!
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:53 No.7283067
    You're technically. Since I know of several _fan made_ chapters which are supposed to of somehow discovered how to reverse engineer the technology they use to create Spess Marinees.

    Of course that's fucking retarded and doesn't make any sense, as another anon pointed out; you could have sex with them anyway. In fact I'd say your chances of scoring with a female space marine are probably lower than getting it on with a Sister.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:54 No.7283070
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:54 No.7283072
    Who says the boobs on SoB are real?

    Maybe they're just there to be ornamental.

    After all, boobs are formable, you can tape them off, like real female soldiers do.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:54 No.7283075
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    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:55 No.7283079
    You sir, are Phallus Christ, King of the Dicks. Pants off to you, you magnificent bastard.

    Think ya botched a couple words there, chief.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:55 No.7283084
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    Go troll your grandma with the christmas tree up your arse or what.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:56 No.7283089
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    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:57 No.7283092
    The Ecclesiarchy are forbidden to have any Men Bearing Arms.
    The ARMOR BOOBIES are likely a reminder that "These aren't men, and so this is technically legal."
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:58 No.7283101
    I am an arse arnt I.

    I sic'd a lictor on them last week. Fun times.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)12:58 No.7283103
    what is the point of a female space marine when she just would be smaller, weaker, and slower than the male space marines.

    also, the lore makes a point to say that space marines were not created to be a separate ruling class of uberhumans. if they could reproduce they would become like royalty, whose bloodlines and their inherent physical superiority would supplant normal humanity altogether. the HOLY GOD EMPEROR OF MAN decreed that would not be so, and thus did not create his spess merhines to be capable of reproduction, either with non-existent female spess merhines or regular female humans.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:00 No.7283113
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    Khornate Berserkers are usually warp-transformed into girls so they can BLEED FOR THE BLOOD GOD every month
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:02 No.7283129
    There should be female SMs, makes me mad :<
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:02 No.7283135
    oi. yes, yes, yes,
    Khorne, blood, menstruation.
    How witty of you.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:03 No.7283141

    Ooh but there are... It's called Slaneesh, my dear.
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    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:06 No.7283162
    in before -4 strength

    My acolytes royally fucked up a mission, barely escaping with their lives as SUDDENLY DEMONS EVERYWHERE.
    They dealt with the rioting and celebrating cultists. Meanwhile, I handed each player a Grey Knight initiate, who were hilariously powerful.
    "Half of our continent is about to be overrun, and you send trainees? And just half a squad?"
    "Half a continent, half a squad... sounds about right."

    The Greater Daemon behind it all ended up falling off a cliff at negative four wounds... where the acolytes happened to be sitting below. With big guns.
    They were given medals in an elaborate ceremony... then reassigned to a deathworld the next day.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:06 No.7283167
    I was the guy who posted this >>7282898 for fucks sake. I'm just saying; some _FAN MADE_ chapters allow Female Space Marines. It's not actual canon, it's should be.

    Oh fuck you up the arse with red hot, AIDS infected razor wire as hard as physically possible. You write enough stuff on the internet eventually you're going to fuck up and forget a word and fuck up.
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    >it's should be.
    ^Should of been
    >it shouldn't be.

    OH MOTHER FUCKERS not again
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:10 No.7283199
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    >should of
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    Only a total meltdown in this thread can save this shit.

    Sorry you posted in it man.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:11 No.7283208
    I'm actually impressed anon. You've got a serious reserve of trollface.jpgs there.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:13 No.7283216
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    Check this out.

    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:15 No.7283227
    oh my god why
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:15 No.7283228
    I'd hit that with a cake knife.
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    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:18 No.7283246
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    Some top of the cream trolling from /k/... just look at that shit. 11/10.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:28 No.7283338
    That's not trolling, that's just telling it the way it is.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:29 No.7283347
    That's not trolling bro. It's all facts. With malicious commentary, to be sure, but facts.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:30 No.7283360

    I'd like to make a correction: Slaves are not Americans, since they are not citizens.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:42 No.7283462
    >>Either way, they're not suited to being PCs since they're on a completely different power level to every normal human.

    Dude, Exalted built and entire game around this concept and it works extremely well.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:44 No.7283484

    Exalted loves Noblebright gushing forth from her pussy.

    Besides, she believes that the Tau will harness Necrotech and conquer the Imperium and bring reason and happiness to all.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:53 No.7283573
    They can at least still interact with mortals though, whereas a SM has nothing he needs from them and no reason to interact other than saving their asses.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:54 No.7283580
    >>Exalted loves Noblebright gushing forth from her pussy.

    ...sounds hot
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:57 No.7283601

    Can I lick it up?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)13:58 No.7283610

    Wait, WHAT?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:01 No.7283619

    Yeah, so I put it a bit...colorfully.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:02 No.7283630

    Go for it, if you can put up with her ranting about Tau and how terrible the Imperium is (and the humans in Avatar, for that matter) with a 'holier-than-thou' attitude.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:03 No.7283638


    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:06 No.7283646

    Lol I dunno, but you can talk to her whenever she's on AIM if you got that.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:12 No.7283684

    Exalted is a girl?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:14 No.7283707

    Yes. She admited it in a thread after letting slip she was a loli long ago.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:14 No.7283714

    Is she hot?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:15 No.7283721

    Dunno yet.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:17 No.7283738
    If she posts tits, the tau can win whatever
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:19 No.7283761

    1. Can I fuck her in a manly fashion?

    2. Can you run that one by me again?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:20 No.7283772

    1. Dunno her THAT well yet.

    2. Tau+Necron tech=Tauperium forevermore.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:22 No.7283793

    How do they get the tech though?

    AIM address?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:25 No.7283824

    Not sure about the tech yet, I know only a small glimpse of the endgame and not the details of how to approach said endgame but I do know that result.

    Aim: Dracocron

    She's off at the moment, Christmas and shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:27 No.7283840

    Still makes no sense. Like the Imperium riding nids into battle as mounts.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:28 No.7283849

    does she cyber?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:28 No.7283850

    They will SCIENCE! it into submission or something, since the Tau love logic and reason.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:29 No.7283855

    She roleplays in a nonsexual way.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:31 No.7283871

    what does that mean?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:32 No.7283883

    Dark Heresy specifically.

    Playing a role in a roleplaying game.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:33 No.7283893

    no sex?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:33 No.7283895
    No the love chemical mind control. They are just told its science and reason.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:35 No.7283905

    Not yet, but I have a gf, so I haven't been trying or caring to try.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:35 No.7283909

    Eh, whatever. All I know is that they go PEW PEW PEW PEW and fly around with their 'Fishes.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:36 No.7283912

    can you ask?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:37 No.7283926

    No, but you can try to go for it if you feel like it.

    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:38 No.7283932

    I would be nervous, if she was not into that sort of thing
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:39 No.7283941

    Work your way subtly, like you would any girl, and recon first as to how she is other than the hearsay you read and what she posts here.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:40 No.7283948

    Why not ask and post here?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:41 No.7283954

    Gone for the holidays.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:42 No.7283964
    Exactly. She might be fat or ugly, you know.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:53 No.7284030

    Not asking to meet RL
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:56 No.7284050
    >making extreme trouble to contact a girl while having no sexual interest

    What the fuck is wrong with you?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)14:59 No.7284063

    I dunno. I just talk about Noblebright vs Grimdark with her sometimes.
    >> Another Trap 12/25/09(Fri)15:02 No.7284075
    Exalted makes me rage. Just popping in to say that.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:03 No.7284078

    Indeed, A. Trap. Indeed.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:03 No.7284081

    I suggest you talk it over with her.
    >> Another Trap 12/25/09(Fri)15:04 No.7284087
    Or I could not do that.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:05 No.7284096
    >I suggest you talk it over while you jam your hard cock deep inside Exalted's rectum
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:06 No.7284099

    ...Ok, I got hard thinking about that.
    >> Another Trap 12/25/09(Fri)15:07 No.7284111
    You just want to see lesbian trap sex ._.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:08 No.7284120
    No I simply have a one-track mind.

    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:10 No.7284132

    That's like the hottest kind of porn ever.
    >> Another Trap 12/25/09(Fri)15:11 No.7284136
    It looks too fake and posed for my tastes. At least what I've seen.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:12 No.7284143

    Yes, I will give you that.

    The IDEA of tarp/women porn pleases me.

    There, that's more specific.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:13 No.7284149
    Is Exalted a trap?
    >> Veteran Sergeant Zeph !7d0rZrDTyk 12/25/09(Fri)15:13 No.7284153
    There's a PDF on unreleased Black Library stuff for DH on Spess Mehreens. FFG is also going to be making a Deathwatch RPG book (which is based off the unfinished BL PDF)
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:13 No.7284157

    Nah, she's a real gurl.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:14 No.7284158
    Because traps can't PENIS, that is.

    Fucking retard traps.

    Just pump that shit full with Viagra, directly in the veins... Stupid fuckers.
    >> Another Trap 12/25/09(Fri)15:16 No.7284174
    Sex with women pleases me.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:17 No.7284184

    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:18 No.7284185

    Why would I lie? Go talk to her whenever she is online if you don't believe me.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:19 No.7284188
    >> Another Trap 12/25/09(Fri)15:19 No.7284191
    The two are not mutually exclusive.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:19 No.7284192

    Nor girls online newfag
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:19 No.7284196

    Who are YOU?

    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:21 No.7284209

    Pfft, like I would give out my contact info on 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:22 No.7284216

    But you give out other peoples?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:22 No.7284219

    She provided it freely on /tg/ before.
    >> Another Trap 12/25/09(Fri)15:25 No.7284225
    I'll provide mine, if anyone cares.
    >> LORICON 12/25/09(Fri)15:25 No.7284232

    The level of pathetic on /tg/ has gotten a new low. You shouldn't even care if she's fat or ugly. You're not going to get any, anyways.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:26 No.7284234

    'Tis the season to try and get pussy.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:28 No.7284243

    DO EET
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:28 No.7284247

    Nah, don't do that in this thread, you're a nice person.

    Save it for a more productive thread filled with decent people who are conversing about getting shit done.
    >> Another Trap 12/25/09(Fri)15:29 No.7284254
    My aim is ihasasnow then
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:36 No.7284296
    Namefags join in!
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:40 No.7284319
    I am

    >> The Doctor 12/25/09(Fri)15:42 No.7284325
    The Doctor! I am in! Also I am a neckbeard.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:44 No.7284339
    Fuck AIM.

    MSN is far superior.

    And girls are far superior to traps.

    And real girls are far superior to internet girls.
    >> John 12/25/09(Fri)15:44 No.7284340

    You may know me from such fics as "Eldar are Jerks", "One hundred and one ways to tickle a Sororitas" and "CS Rations! The food that will win the war!"

    MSN: johnjohnson19@live.com
    AIM: johnjohnson19@live.com
    >> Another Trap 12/25/09(Fri)15:47 No.7284358
    I have MSN, but I don't give it out usually.

    Also you make me sadface.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)15:50 No.7284373

    I read that in the voice of Troy Mclure

    Funny and makes fapfic

    Never leave John
    >> The Master 12/25/09(Fri)15:51 No.7284378
    Hello, DOCTOR.
    >> Tentaculator !!/nYKSiu2d+0 12/25/09(Fri)15:55 No.7284402



    >> Another Trap 12/25/09(Fri)15:56 No.7284412
    I'm in no way artificial.

    I mean I'd love to be a robot or some shit, but I don't get to be.
    >> Tentaculator !!/nYKSiu2d+0 12/25/09(Fri)15:59 No.7284432
    Your appearance and ability to pass as female are being caused artificially, right?
    >> Another Trap 12/25/09(Fri)16:00 No.7284437
    Not really. I take hormones but the effects on my body are completely naturally.
    >> Tentaculator !!/nYKSiu2d+0 12/25/09(Fri)16:07 No.7284486
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    Like with foot or head binding, yes?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)16:15 No.7284557
    Delicious bound foot...
    >> Another Trap 12/25/09(Fri)16:16 No.7284562
    Being trans is a medical condition that I take medicine to treat. Are cis women who need to take estrogen unnatural? Are people who have surgery unnatural?

    Where do you draw the line? Or is your line just drawn because the idea of women with penises makes you uncomfortable? (I rarely see the desperate denial of trans people's identities with trans men, anyway)
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)16:17 No.7284580
    Why would you want to?
    >> Tentaculator !!/nYKSiu2d+0 12/25/09(Fri)16:18 No.7284586

    Actually I'm just bored and want to make you anal, like I did many, many times before.
    >> Another Trap 12/25/09(Fri)16:20 No.7284596
    I read that as "make you like anal".
    >> Tentaculator !!/nYKSiu2d+0 12/25/09(Fri)16:24 No.7284634
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    I'm not responsible for what your subconscious tells you.
    >> Another Trap 12/25/09(Fri)16:26 No.7284644
    My subconscious thinks about sex a lot.
    >> Tentaculator !!/nYKSiu2d+0 12/25/09(Fri)16:35 No.7284689

    I'm all for derailing and shit but this conversation lacks potential for subtly creating conflict so I'm bailing out.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)17:16 No.7285029
    Anything more about exalted?
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)17:54 No.7285409

    She is a trap
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)17:56 No.7285429


    And the Space Marines are scary as FUCK. If you've even seen one charge through a fucking WALL, then go on to tear your guy's arm off, you'll know fear.

    Think fighting a Super Mutant Behemoth from Fallout 3, but with nothing but a combat knife. That's how outclassed you would be.
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)18:56 No.7285963

    I love how people hate America so much. It makes me proud that we're on everybody's minds.

    In a good way? No. But still there!
    >> Anonymous 12/25/09(Fri)22:57 No.7288170
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    Your calling that facts? You're either trolling or idiots. For starters the American civil war wasn't started to end slavery. Lincoln tacked that on years into it. Britain didn't just "have more important buisiness" they lost two wars against the USA. Full stop. I could go on but you're not worth the time. Keep on hating.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)02:34 No.7290475
    US suck
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)03:02 No.7290696

    Shut up
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)03:06 No.7290724
    >Britain didn't just "have more important buisiness" they lost two wars against the USA. Full stop.


    If Britain you lost the war in the colonies "full stop" then you tools lost Vietnam "full stop"
    >> Anonymous 12/26/09(Sat)03:24 No.7290835
    >entire thread

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