!mz8aqnYd0. 12/21/09(Mon)00:01 No.7225526|
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At the first sign of English, the bartender shoots his head above the bar.
"Goldie, is this flatfoot givin' your any trouble?" He squawks as he tongues his left eye, "I ain't here to put these goils in danger, y'know. If you want the ladies, you gotta go through me"
The waitress seems startled, but begins to explain in what seems to be gibberish- the bartender ignores her and stares at you.
He squints as the woman continues to twitter, "Alls yous needs to know is that it's wet." The candle light catches his slimy skin, "Mold gets us like a bitch in these parts. Especially with this piece of shit place. We got a lot of bad peoples in here and we assumes yous..."
He shrugs and begins to clean cups, "If you want the night, I'll give it to you for 10, you want the goil, 100. You look like a cheap assbag, so I'll discount if you get rid of those bullshit swamp ducks, but it ain't gonna be much..."
>You can take the room, take the girl and room, or take the discount to go fuck up some shit. Or do something completely different, whatever.