While you are swimming a pool a small slug like creature swims over to you and attempts to gain ingress into your ear. If it does so, it shall interface with your nervous system and assume direct control over your body.
I don't swim in natural bodies of water
>>71653010It will then force you to go on /tg/ and post shitty "legally not /qst/" threads to push actual gaming discussion even further off the page.
>>71653010This is my worst nightmare
>>71653084Why don't you just use your mod powers to delete the thread?
>>71653084Oh no how am I gonna live without another /pol/bait or blatant fetish thread
>>71653010What's it gonna do, make me swim around and eat algae or whatever slugs do?
>>71653010Heinlein made it better.
>>71653072A B S O L U T E S O Y
>>71655527Except the ocean
>>71653010fool, i already HAVE a slug controlling my brain
Ha ha, you only have to be right once about wearing ear plugs while swimming.
>>71653010I eat it. I am the last thing it will see.
>>71653010>not driving the Yeerk mad with our own particular brand of madness.
>>71653010Buddy I shitpost on 9 different boards. The Yeerk will kill itself by the end of the day.
>>71653010Fuck you buddy, I was here first.
Too bad I don't have ear holes.I mean... WHAT?
>>71656844I wonder how many mind controlling parasites we can fit into one person.Goauld symbiote wrapped around brainstem and spinal column, Yeerk wrapped around the brain proper, maybe throw a Futurama brain slug on top of the skull.Hmmm, what else?
>>71656893What's the symbiotic alien in star trek, think someone in DS9 had one?
>>71657284I thought they were Trills but apparently they were the hosts and the symbiotes were just called symbiotes.
>>71656893Borg nanites, bluegills (also from trek), demonic possession AND a haunting, the Joker virus, chuck a chest burster on there for good measure, liquid snake's arm, the eyeballs of a killer from that one Outer Limits episode, a regular pregnancy...
>>71657442& the worms from the Strain
>>71657545The last of us cordyceps fungus
>>71657545and Las Plagas from Resident Evil
>>71656893a Shard from Worm, the neurax worm from Plague Inc., the slaad tadpole from D&D, a headcrab, a zombie virus, Phyrexian oil, Akumaization from Exalted, being Taken from Black Company, a mindflayer tadpole, an intellect devourer, MTG's Mindslaver, Zerg infestation, the Thorian from Mass Effect, and an implanted Marker from Dead Space. Oh, and some Flood Cells for good measure.
>>71656893Parasyte on the lower head like that one guy from the manga.
>>71657646Could we squeeze the alien oil from X files in alongside the Phyrexian oil?
>>71656893Throw in being a Junchuriiku or whatever the fuck it is from naruto, where they have the giant animals in their stomachs. Actually, since the yeerk, the goauld, and the host themselves are all different people, each of them can be separately haunted and demonically possessed, on top of everything else.
>>71657857Wait so we have>the original host>the yeerk>the goa'uld>the brainslug>the intellect devourer>the xenomorph>the mindflayer tadpole>the parasyteeach of which is it's own entity, unlike the other elements, which are just influences and mindless parasites.That means that each of those can EACH be demonically possessed, haunted by ghosts, Taken, made into an Akuma, etc.On top of that, the total body can be injected with phyrexian oil, the x files alien oil, borg nanobots, flood cells, the Marker, the cordyceps fungus, las plagas, and more.
>>71657920We can jam a Strogg neurocyte in there as well.
>>71657442>>71657545>>71657582>>71657594>>71657646>>71657844>>71657857>>71657994>>71657920So what you're saying is that I'm invincible?
>>71657920You’re forgetting the brain spiders from John Dies at the EndLet’s add Hemalurgic spikes from Brandon Sanderson’s Mistborn too. They’re sort of a cross between a mind control implant & possession.All in all this sounds for a great game of “Everyone is John”
>>71658043Oh no, even a slight breeze could kill you.
>>71653010i would simply not let it
>>71658078The spikes don't mind control you, they are just a back door in for Ruin or Harmony on in.
>>71656893And Zerg Hyperevolutionary virus and Infestor's neural parasite
>>71655475>What's it gonna do, make me swim around and eat algae or whatever slugs do?“In local news, anon was found swimming in nearby bodies of water and eating algae. Some say he is pretending to be a slug.”
>>71658428Sort of. Basically it is a big weakness in your Spirit Web. A hemalurgic spike is akin to a nahal bond, a Surgebinder needs to have a “broken” spirit web (basically be traumatized) so that a spren can form a link & “fill it in”. This weakened spirit web that allows others with the proper powers to influence you. Remember Mistborn can control Koloss & Kandra. It’s not out of the question for them to also influence others pierces by spikes, or even a Bondsmith or something similar. A surgebinder while similarly made is reinforced by his spren so shouldn’t be considered weak. I’m just saying it’s another form of control & didn’t want to put a bunch of explanation into my post.
>>71653010thankfully, Agent John Doggett is around to cut it out of me with a pen-knife and shoot it to death while its cultists watch in horror.
>>71658533This post exceeds my tolerance for made up words by at least a factor of two.
>>71658604Sorry, I had to flex on the guy who couldn’t accept the basic layman’s terms of >>71658078
>>71657920Don't forget Genestealer's kiss! It can infect theoretically anything organic with cells, but prefers compatible hosts of a similar body type for reproduction.
Someone should archive this.
>a demonic spirit descends upon a hapless traveler, ready to possess the man and use his body for evil.>a half dozen voices cry out in unison as the demon tries to enter the man"FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL"
>>71657920If each of those count as their own entity, then we can probably shove more beings in there with soul magic. >Each of those have a soulUsing Bleach logic, we can now include Zanpakuto, Hollowfication, quincy power manifestations, whatever. On top of that, there's a billion ways to create generic "evil" alternate personalities, which probably increases the number of stuff we can shove in. When we're done, this thing is gonna look like that one "thanos with every fictional weapon" image, isn't it?
>>71659199"I'm sorry John, but it seems you've become more parasite than man."
this thread reminds me of old/tg/that makes me happy, in a sad kind of wayaddendum: whatever monstrous combo is generated, it should probably be referred to as legion
All the parasites are too busy arguing with each other instead of controlling their host, so he just goes on as usual
>>71653010I don't have ears.
>>71653010"Morning, Fred, how was your weekend?"
>>71658899I did it myself.
>>71658533I'm a little worried that I actually understood that and it made sense despite using abilities and powers from separate Sanderson settings. Yeah, I know, they aren't really separate, but I hadn't put that much thought into it.
>>71658043So, is this just "You are John" game?
>>71653010Jokes on him, I have a condition which causes abnormal levels of ear wax build up. He'll never make it through.
>>71663410That’s because he framed most of it out & works within the same frameworks on everything. You have three realms, physical mental & spiritual, if a power works in one way, it’s going to have the same internally consistent logic across the field. Like Elantrians being similar to the Returned, or spren & seons, or how a certain character on Roshar seems to have found a way to use a sphere based “hemalurgy”...
>>71663655I’d love to see a modern take on the Animorphs where someone’s life is saved from a yeerk because they were rocking AirPods or some other bullshit
>>71663971In the from darkness of the far future there is only MaovE iT ChoWDErheAD
>>71653010Jokes on him, I'll start mass producing Tulpas until he goes insane and leaves. I'll sinking the ship to kill the Captian.
>>71653010He can't possibly do a worse job at living than I am. Why not?
>>71656867Yerk up the nose.
>>71666339>he doesn't have a nose or a mouth, either>the yeerk has to take the long way aroundAnd that's how the space slugs develop severe mental trauma.
>>71657347The symbiotes don't assume control. They just give you the memories of others.
>>71653010Hello yes this is my fetish.
>>71653010Speaking of large amounts of mind parasites, wouldn't it be interesting to have a setting where all of those different mind parasites are trying to take over the world from the shadows and getting involved in shadow wars with each other? Like the Illuminati, but everybody's mindfucked by aliens, not the jews. >not!yeerksA spacefaring race of brain slugs, they come with some alien soldiers. Good at infiltration for aliens, bad at force projection and tactics.>not!goa'uldSpace snakes, the rivals of the not!yeerks. Less mobile due to relying on portals, which earth has a lot of, but also have a lot of resources due to extraplanetary resources. Strengths are their powerful soldiers and incredible skill, weaknesses are their arrogance and reliance on portals that require large bases and power sources. >demonsWhen the first alien portal opened, it resonated with psychic energy, releasing demons on the world. Their strengths are lack of biological traits, supernatural talents, and great knowledge of humanity, but their weaknesses is their spiritual nature (rituals can banish them, so can faith) and sadism causing them to try and hurt people even if it sets back their greater agenda. >not!parasytesAliens that fell from the sky and infected people. Their strength is that they have absolute control over their hosts (as long as they infested the head) and their increased combat prowess, but their weakness is their lack of reinforcements or switching hosts - this is the only shot they'll ever get. >the mind flayersIt's just straight up mindflayers. They can only reproduce by injecting people with their tadpoles, causing it to grow inside somebody, chest-burster style. Their strengths are their subterranean empire and psychic powers, but their weaknesses are their underground rivals and imperfect methods of control.
>>71653010Yeet the yeerk.
>>71653010I begin to morph into an osprey and escape, before Visser Three becomes a giant tentacle monster that numbs me by whipping me but I narrowly escape
>>71656893Symbiotes from Venom?
>>71653010>be droid>all my friends taken over by brainslugs while swimming in sewage>be immune>laugh at organics>get shot by former friends>permanent shutdownsadbeep.jpg
>>71666386No ears, no nose, no mouth but a butthole?WHY!?!?!
>>71668627... some species can breathe through a cloaca? he's disfigured and has a cyborg face and regular body?he sold his facial features to a fairy?