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    282 KB Blackfist 12/04/09(Fri)18:39 No.7003621  
    --I believe we last left Kiara on her island, conversing with a eloquent stranger...

    "Now dear, if I'm not mistaken, you cried to the gods, and well since I am obviously the best god, I even came in person."

    "Vec-vecna!? You self-serving egotistical undead bastard!"

    "Oh Blackfist, you flatter me. Regardless, word in the cosmos is a certain god of war is dead and you're unemployed. Mind indulging me on how that happened sweetheart? The god killing part of course, I could care less about your petty situation."

    --Oh my, Kiara's plea seems to have been answered. But what does she do now? Vecna is a rather dangerous double edged sword.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)18:40 No.7003630
    blowjob of Vecna
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)18:40 No.7003632
    Shoot the bastard.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)18:41 No.7003645
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)18:42 No.7003651

    we need to kind of get him to take us back to our regular dimension... and at the same time not promise him anything so we can easily ditch him.
    reckon it woud matter if we told him about Drew? reckon Drew could take vecna anyway?
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)18:42 No.7003655
    seconding this
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)18:43 No.7003663
    You've been outvoted

    let divine necrofellatio commence
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)18:44 No.7003685
    thirding or fourthing

    whatever comes after two seconds
    >> An Kings of Hero 12/04/09(Fri)18:45 No.7003688
    >> Aku 12/04/09(Fri)18:45 No.7003691
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    Well, she always could have started worshipping me. But since she's dug herself into a hole...

    Tell him about a certain uppity Lich who slew a God, I suppose, then backstab him later on down the line.
    >> An Kings of Hero 12/04/09(Fri)18:48 No.7003721
    Is it too late to summon Aku, Lord of Darkness and Adoptive Parenthood?
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)18:48 No.7003722
    fourthing or fifthing

    confused like that guy
    >> G. D. 12/04/09(Fri)18:58 No.7003824
    Two people seconded, two people thirded... technically, you'd be sixth...ing.
    God, that just sounds dumb, but whatever.

    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)18:59 No.7003844
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    YESSSS. I caught it!
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:01 No.7003866
    Wait, Kiara? Kiara from Drew the Lich?

    What is this I don't even - did I miss a Drew thread?
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:01 No.7003871
    >> Aku 12/04/09(Fri)19:03 No.7003888
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    Nah, you didn't.

    You missed a Kiara thread, though.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:04 No.7003902
    Promise to tell him a secret if he gets you out of here!
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:04 No.7003904
    There was a Kiara thread the night before last. It's done by the Kiara drawfag from the first Drew thread, not the Drew drawfag from the others.

    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:05 No.7003911
    Blowjob of Vecna
    >> Blackfist 12/04/09(Fri)19:06 No.7003933
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    for the sake of you guys moving on and that I have no scruples, I might fulfill this later on plus4chan. Maybe.


    "So you remember Drew? The lich? Yeah well I spent I dunno, a decade or so trying to coach him into evil. Well it went south so, yeah this is him."

    "You're artistry skills are impeccable Miss Blackfist. Really why was it you ever left my cult?"

    "...ANYWAY, he opens a portal to the plane of good right, the effing plane of GOOD, anyway, Bane had ordered me to challenge Drew after he..he.."

    "You can say it dear.."

    "Shifted to neutral good."

    "Oh, oh..my condolences strumpet. Go on."

    "Well, theres not much to say, he and the forces of good killed bane."

    "A god killer, hmm. Useful yet dangerous. I take it your 'drew' banished you here? How inconvenient for you.."
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:06 No.7003940
    1d20 for Kiara's Reflex save against the blowjob.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:07 No.7003955
    rolled 15 = 15

    shit i fucked it up.

    1d20 for Kiara's reflex save against the blowjob.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:07 No.7003960
    quite inconvenient, yes.
    could bring me back to my own dimension now could you?
    favour for an old friend? ho, ho, ho?
    >> Researcher Sam 12/04/09(Fri)19:09 No.7003974

    Somehow, I can't see Kiara taking that well.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:09 No.7003978
    rolled 1 = 1

    This is for Vecna's Diplomacy check.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:14 No.7004046
    Bane isn't really dead is he?
    Although I doubt Kiara knows that-
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:16 No.7004066
    rolled 2 = 2

    vecna cum is hard on the throat

    rolling for her FORT check
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:17 No.7004081
    rolled 12 = 12

    uhh lemme re-roll that
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:19 No.7004118
    aaand his impotent
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:20 No.7004125
    rolled 7 = 7


    i guess she chokes it down, gags, and takes 2d10 damage
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:26 No.7004191
    Quick OP!
    Save us from ourselves! ;_;
    (Prostrate in front of Vecna! Offer to steal Drew's phylactery)
    >> Blackfist 12/04/09(Fri)19:35 No.7004292
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    "Yeah, its kinda terribly inconvenient. So how about it, you break me out?"

    "That would put you in my debt...a nice prospect."

    "Wha- hey! You SO owe m-"

    "But wait just a moment, I'm a little hazy on the details, my dear. You see, according to what I know, Drew the Lich took over your dimension.."

    "Yeah..I just said that.."

    "200 years ago."
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:38 No.7004345
    hit a palm tree
    very hard
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 12/04/09(Fri)19:43 No.7004392
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    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:48 No.7004441

    Ah, thanks. Time to play catch-up.
    >> Researcher Sam 12/04/09(Fri)19:49 No.7004461
    Goddamn time dilation.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)19:50 No.7004470
    hmmm, well i guess its time to warp back, adapt to the times, get some guns, and find Drew
    >> Aku 12/04/09(Fri)19:53 No.7004506
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    Oh. Oh, boy, when Kiara finally gets out, it's gonna be hard on poor ol' Drew.
    >> Blackfist 12/04/09(Fri)19:58 No.7004564
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    "Wha-..what?! I've only been here two weeks! Maybe three!"

    "mm, maybe for you, sweetness."

    "Stop calling me endearing shit! Oh god..200 years? You can't send me back in time?!"

    "Oh hoo..that has a price tag you are not willing to pay, but regardless, I can't. I can break the spell on your pocket dimension and restore you to reality. But you will owe me. Big. And I'll call you what I wish, sugerdrop."


    -- Okay fa/tg/uys last decision for the night. Kiara's got a big choice. Does she agree, let Vecna free her and be in his debt?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 12/04/09(Fri)20:00 No.7004587
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    >> Aku 12/04/09(Fri)20:02 No.7004609
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    Never! There's gotta be at least one other god willing to listen to her pleas! Try to catch the attention of the Raven Queen or something!
    >> Researcher Sam 12/04/09(Fri)20:02 No.7004612
    Don't do it.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)20:02 No.7004615
    Do it.

    I mean, who DOESN'T want to be indebted to a crazed dark god? I've heard that it's all the rage in Paris right now.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)20:02 No.7004616
    I agree with face of BOB
    girl needs some slack
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)20:05 No.7004646
    Gonna have to go with the Shape-Shifting Master of Darkness here. You do NOT want to be indebted to Vecna.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)20:06 No.7004655
    the only choice now is to plot revenge upon the dirtbag by becoming a paper pusher in his corporation and quietly working yourself up the ranks until the secretarial bureau is YOURS! Oh and steal his phylactery i guess..
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)20:06 No.7004660
    So, three votes of no, led by a master of evil, and three votes of yes, led by another master of evil.
    >> Researcher Sam 12/04/09(Fri)20:08 No.7004668
    Can I vote a second time?
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)20:08 No.7004672

    Fuck no.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)20:08 No.7004673

    Do it. At least that way, hopefully you can get yourself returned to something resembling normality. THEN you can concentrate on dealing with Vecna whenever he wants a Booty Call or something.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)20:08 No.7004676
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    Becoming Vecna's bitch sounds like a terrible idea.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)20:09 No.7004681
    you know, he looks like a dick, fuck his shit
    >> Blackfist 12/04/09(Fri)20:09 No.7004683
    Because there are three votes as of what I see now for each side I'm going with what was posted first. Which was aptly.

    Do it, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)20:10 No.7004694

    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)20:11 No.7004698
    Damn, and we had just started winning...
    >> Antonin 12/04/09(Fri)20:22 No.7004812
    Sure, Vecna's a swell guy, there's nothing wrong with being in his debt.

    *hides his GO DREW coffee mug*
    >> Antonin 12/04/09(Fri)20:25 No.7004847
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    >> Blackfist 12/04/09(Fri)20:50 No.7005170
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    "MM, well. Good bye for now Kiara. Remember my little gumdrop of death, you owe me."

    "Wha- Fuck you Vec-"

    "--na! ...oh shit."

    -- To continue tuesday ish, maybe sunday. We'll see. This is kinda intense painting practice.
    >> Aku 12/04/09(Fri)20:52 No.7005213
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    Oh...oh, Kiara, you FOOOOOOOOLISH BLACKGUARD! What have you done...?

    ...Also, you might want to find yourself some pants. I don't think wandering around the streets in a thong will attract the kind of attention you want.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 12/04/09(Fri)20:53 No.7005230
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    This is gonna be good, I can tell.
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)21:54 No.7006071
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)22:15 No.7006355
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    Not even a namefag can ruin Aku.
    >> Ayaya !jT2u4h//Bs 12/04/09(Fri)22:24 No.7006472
    Oh god, this Vecna is pretty handsome comparing to his other incarnations. And goddamnit, why did i miss these threads?
    >> Anonymous 12/04/09(Fri)22:36 No.7006657
    Hmm. Somewhat good result. At least we're out, though god only knows what Vecna's going to want from us.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/09(Sat)02:13 No.7009156
    Damn, Kiara's got some nice muscletone for someone in her early/mid 30s+.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/09(Sat)02:33 No.7009300

    oh god it's begun.
    >> Anonymous 12/05/09(Sat)02:40 No.7009349
    looks like the generic fantasy realm has had some nice progress under 200 years of Drew-rule

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