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    20 KB ultrahmahreen 11/14/09(Sat)22:34 No.6709597  
    i am ultrahmahreen an i am here to sava the day
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:36 No.6709625
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:36 No.6709627
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    Better Ultramarine.
    >> Thou Dog 11/14/09(Sat)22:37 No.6709630
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:37 No.6709637
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    >> sawdknecron 11/14/09(Sat)22:37 No.6709639
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    i am sawdknecron and i am sawd becuase ultrahmahreen destroyed my momylith
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:39 No.6709660
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    i am ork waaagh

    by jerry, age 23
    >> ultrahmahreen 11/14/09(Sat)22:40 No.6709676
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    sawdknecron, you are traitor and heretic

    prepah to diah
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    >> Exalted !OOirDpvrkA 11/14/09(Sat)22:43 No.6709709
    >> ultrahmahreen 11/14/09(Sat)22:43 No.6709714
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    all in a dahy's workings
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:45 No.6709745
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    I'm a necron.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:47 No.6709779
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:50 No.6709824
    its sad because its true
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:50 No.6709827
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    i am a vagoo holder
    >> Inquisitor Badasious 11/14/09(Sat)22:51 No.6709847
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    What's going on here?
    >> a gof orck 11/14/09(Sat)22:51 No.6709851
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    i a oark heer to bet u up bceus dats how I rol

    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:51 No.6709852
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    this oek
    >> a gof orck 11/14/09(Sat)22:52 No.6709861

    ogm ur a ork to les teem up to krmp da hummies !
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:52 No.6709862
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    dear jornal today at scool me an my frend ultramarine kill alines and he said i was cool an I said OK and he is my frend.

    Taken from diary of Whiteshield Johnson, deceased
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:53 No.6709868
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:53 No.6709878
    Like I always say, /tg/ has some of the best drawfags on the net
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:54 No.6709889
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    bak off munkies, teh eldar r tha bst!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:54 No.6709890
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:54 No.6709891
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:55 No.6709899
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    ultrahmahreen, i am teh commisah.

    killing that sawdknecon was wrong an herectial becuase he was sawd.

    prepah to reciviah teh emperajh's justice
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:55 No.6709913
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    >> Inquisitor Badasious 11/14/09(Sat)22:56 No.6709930
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)22:59 No.6709968
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    Sigh. No one cares about me. . . Im really a nice guy.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:00 No.6709971
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    Eldar u r stupid caus us dark eldir are the best, and we win!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:00 No.6709978
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    herro, i am a choas
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:01 No.6709993
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    today my brother was bully by commiser. ans i cri becase comisar is mean.

    Diary of Whiteshield Johnson, Deceased
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:03 No.6710017
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    This thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:04 No.6710031
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    >> Thou Dog 11/14/09(Sat)23:04 No.6710032
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    >>6709978 made me laugh uncontrollably
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:04 No.6710034
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    helo i am kaos we go for a run in the fild and the sun smiles
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:05 No.6710055
    In the poorly drawn juvenile optimism of the far future there is only war
    >> Inquisitor Badasious 11/14/09(Sat)23:06 No.6710058
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:07 No.6710069
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    beep beep

    only nicrons allowd in necron clubhos
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:08 No.6710084
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    >> Commissar Jagron 11/14/09(Sat)23:09 No.6710092
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:09 No.6710096
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    wel fine we can hae our own cluhaows with tean cokies an
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:10 No.6710107
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:10 No.6710108
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    and I'm a mac
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:10 No.6710110
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    herro mistah, would u liek one of mrs.slaanesh's chichen wings from her bufet?
    >> Thou Dog 11/14/09(Sat)23:11 No.6710118
    Pauldronius the Unwieldy: 180 pts

    WS BS S T W I A Ld Sv
    4 4 5 5 3 2 2 11 2+(2+)

    Paudronius the Unwieldy is an unusual Marine, in that he claims allegience to no currently existing chapter. It is believed he originally served the Nova Guard, until they were "condemned" due to petty Ecclesiarchal politics and sent into the Eye of Terror on a massive suicide mission. How he escaped this fate is not known for sure, but the most likely theory suggests that he was riding a savior pod, in stasis, for two hundred years after the ship he was on was destroyed by a Traitor fleet.

    Possibly unbalanced by the experience, he commissioned the manufacture of an ornate suit of powered armor, something capable of warding off everything but the most deadly attacks. It is superior in its protective value even to Terminator armor. Unfortunately, the suit is so massive and bulky that it greatly restricts his range of movement. The upshot is that, as a result of a decade of actually using the suit in combat, his body has adapted to the strain, making him ridiculously tough and terrifyingly strong. One rumor credits him with destroying a Traitor lascannon at fifty paces by swinging a power-fist into the beam, punching it straight back into the gun emplacement.

    Special rules: Combat Tactics, ATSKNF, Independent Character, Unwieldy (may never run or make sweeping advances), Slow and Purposeful

    Armor of Pauldronius, bolt pistol, close combat weapon
    Exchange bolt pistol for bolter, flamer or CCW: free
    Exchange bolt pistol for melta: +5 pts
    Exchange bolt pistol for storm bolter: +10 pts
    Exchange bolt pistol for plasma pistol: +15 pts
    Exchange bolter for combi-weapon or plasma gun: +20 pts
    Exchange CCW for power weapon: +5 pts
    Exchange CCW for Power Fist: +10 pts
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:15 No.6710160
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    >mrs.slaanesh's chichen wings from her bufet
    >> Inquisitor Badasious 11/14/09(Sat)23:16 No.6710168
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:18 No.6710188
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    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/14/09(Sat)23:20 No.6710199
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    hey guyz whats goin on
    >> SPASS MUREEN 11/14/09(Sat)23:20 No.6710212
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:20 No.6710214
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    err, u noml eldar r fgts! we drkeldr ar mar hadkore tan you!!!!
    >> Bromuda !!Io+rhm7ZDyI 11/14/09(Sat)23:21 No.6710221
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:22 No.6710227
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    Today miste ehteral say YOU MUST BE ENGINEER becuz i am earth cast WHAT A BAKA GAIJIN I will be brav fire warrio like my hero GASTU
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/14/09(Sat)23:22 No.6710244
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    Anyone want some great fried chicken?
    >> Thou Dog 11/14/09(Sat)23:23 No.6710256
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    > Tau parodying "yellow menace"
    > baka gaijin
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:24 No.6710271
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:27 No.6710297
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    Today a soritas wave at me an smil as I help heretic to grave and I get a Funny Feelin in my armor.

    Girls are yucky.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:28 No.6710307
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    my first fapfic
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:29 No.6710313
    >i get funny feelin in armour

    That feeling is HERESY!
    >> A. Choas 11/14/09(Sat)23:29 No.6710321
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    mrs.slaanesh is my favorite choas person, she is always happy and makes really good for all other choases. every night she lets us all curl up in her lap and she reads us a bedtime story.

    she lets us play whith her daughter who are really cool becuase they always want to play games with her mr.slaanesh's son likes to eats lots and lots of candy and ride his bike real fast

    -diary of A. Choas, excommunicate tratoris
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:30 No.6710326
    You made the correct conclusion young marine
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:31 No.6710346
    its weird but there are actually kids and schools in the grim darkness of the 41st millenium
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:32 No.6710370
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    Deer Dairy.

    Today I weant with my friends into the waerp.
    We went to the warep with a big boot.
    I have forget why we want in waerp but any way we met some bad guys theyre and they must have said maen thinks to our commonder becaese we had to go and get in our drop pods and fly down to their plannet and fight them and win.

    I drew a picture of me shotting one of the badguys in one of the legs.

    My freind says me this is a good drawing so I usedd glues to put it here as well as riting here.

    the end
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:33 No.6710373
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    >> Inquisitor Badasious 11/14/09(Sat)23:34 No.6710382
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    >the heresy in this thread
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:34 No.6710390
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    Sisters of battle here.

    Am I pretty?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:35 No.6710398
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    Today our psykik frend joe acted weird i think he cought cooties teacher make me help him.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:39 No.6710444
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    >> A. Choas 11/14/09(Sat)23:41 No.6710474
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    mrnurgle can get really grumpy and sad sometimes, but most of the time he is really nice and happy. dan is best friends with mrnurgle, but dan is covered in this icky stuff and smells wierd so i don play with dan a lot

    susy told me mrnurgle dresses up as emperprclause on emperor day, and told her that cant be ture becuase mrnurgle doesnt have a beard or a gold suit like empererclause then susy hit me and said i was wrong.

    i think she has been time too much time with mrkhorne.

    -diary of A. Choas, excommunicate tratoris
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:42 No.6710485
    lol hey sister sister of battul we r teh best cuz grrl powr rite?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:46 No.6710517
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    tuday at shcool vorla sasla an i got into a figt. i hit him raelly hard whil we figted but he also hit me bak. i tink i won tough becas he ran after i hit him more tims.

    wen i got home, daddy yeled at me becas he says its not for the greatur gud.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:46 No.6710523
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    Ew no you are gross
    Girls are gross
    Guns are for boys only
    You girls shuldget your smely girl hands off all our cool guns and leave the awsum fiteing to us wile you play with dolls and stuff
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:46 No.6710525
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    Its cold in my dreadnought armor, I asked mr. temperson when I can get out and wil be better and he said not yet but he'll tell me when.

    Being in here makes me sad.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:49 No.6710548
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    lol ur silly
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    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:54 No.6710601
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    FuCK NO.

    Dreadnought kid would love every second
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:54 No.6710608
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    Iam not silly you are silly
    It is you that is the silly one

    Dont call me silly again or I'll tell the Aemporer you were mean to me!
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:55 No.6710619
    ITT: Typical Ultramarines fans
    >> Sergeant Alexandros II !PhseAMrpPY 11/14/09(Sat)23:56 No.6710630

    Oh, shut up, we are enjoying this, it's hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:58 No.6710649
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    tis is the battlsoot i will hav wen i grow up. teecher says tat if i tran hard and study hard and mak frends and figt for the greatur gud i will get my own battlsoot.
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:58 No.6710650
    Anon, why do you hate fun?
    >> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)23:58 No.6710652
    This thread has brought a smile to my face, thank you guys.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:02 No.6710695
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    I agree soritas boys are silly
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:06 No.6710737
    worth archival?
    >> A. Choas 11/15/09(Sun)00:07 No.6710757
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    mrkorn teaches gym class used to teach gym at my school, but he hit johny witiwicky and now he is fired and lives in the alley near my mouse. sometimes i try to talk to mrkorn and ask him if he wants to play, but he smells like beer and yells at me

    he fights with mrsslaanesh alot

    -diary of A. Choas, excommunicate tratoris
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:08 No.6710767
    I laughed when he hit witwicky
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:13 No.6710840
    lol great thread people
    >> Inquisitor Badasious 11/15/09(Sun)00:14 No.6710848
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:15 No.6710870
    why does Badasious have an eightpointed star on his back?

    is he herectic?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:17 No.6710897
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    Deer Dairy

    Today a ugly sorrita sead mean things to me
    It hert my feelings
    But not too badly becuase I am a man and do not cry like some smelly girl would

    My friend told me that girls sometimes are mean becuase they like you

    I told my friend that I did not want tghat to be true becuase I did not like her at all becuase she was ugly and smelly and yucky

    But I lied to my firend

    Later on I am gong to throwe some rocks at the sorita.
    I am not sure why
    But it seems like the right thing to do

    The End
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:17 No.6710898
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6709597/ and archived for great justice
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:18 No.6710909
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    LOL u fukkin loyalist homos dont even kno bout girls HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Bet u dnt evn no were babi comes from
    >> Inquisitor Badasious 11/15/09(Sun)00:20 No.6710938
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    Nah, but I won't shoot you for watching out for heresy.

    Please note the 1st (and only) drawfagging of Badasious, which my scribblings do no justice.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:20 No.6710942
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    does a baby come from the emperor?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:20 No.6710944
    Today I went and played in mr yarriks yard
    mr yarrik is always angry unless he is drunking, and then he crys lots. and i got funny electrick stuff coming out my head, mr yarrik ses it means im a siker, and now i cant play with the anyone else
    i hope that the ship im goin on tommorrow can fix it

    I drew a picture of me
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:23 No.6710971
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    sory i forgot my picture
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    HAHAHA u fkuin isiot
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:27 No.6711030
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    Yes I do, I found out ages ago.

    You are smelly mister choas man
    You are smelly and you are a big doodoohead

    My daddy is an emporer and he will beat you up if I tell him you were maen to me
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:29 No.6711054
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    Daer dairy, tooday me an me grot frend got to sees da otha boys go an shoota da umies an shoot dem dead like. When dey kame bak from da shhotin dey laffs at me an beet up grot frend. Grot frend fell sleep an now he don’t get up no more. It been long tiem and I worry an I fink he mite be hungree or sick. I am a sad now pleeze get betta frend. I dun wanna be alone wif all da meen boyz.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:31 No.6711068
    archive request
    1 vote so far
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:31 No.6711074
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    This just in, Waaagh! were declared.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:32 No.6711090
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    im nurgul

    i smell liek a poop
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:38 No.6711140

    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:41 No.6711166
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    I found this on my head to day
    it itchs lots and now i sneeze lots
    wat dus it meen?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:45 No.6711206
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    good show
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:49 No.6711252
    aw c'mon keep going, most fun I've had on /tg/ in ages

    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:51 No.6711280
    Whhaaaaaa that's not on Miko's devart...where the shit did you get that?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)00:57 No.6711344
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    Deer diry,

    tday i krumpd dem boyz frum the catholik skool in wersham. bloody gitz
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:00 No.6711381
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    hello. today i drew a pictar of myslf wit my sowrd and pistlo ready to fight sum mon keih. my mommy even helped me stay in the liens this time!!!1 Isnt my purpel armer pretty? My mommy says Im a good drawre.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:01 No.6711395
    you know this doesn't exactly take skill.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:06 No.6711460
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    Deer Dairy

    I met mister nurgle today
    He was smelly

    I also met a funny man who called himself an elder

    Mr nurgle tried to give me a present, but mister elder said it would be a bad present that would make me smell like mister nurgle

    Me and mister elder then used our guns to shott mister nurgle until his tummy worms came spilling out.
    Then mister elder started shotting at me too
    I shotted him back and his top bits got left away from his bottom bits
    I was sad becuase they were both my friends until I killed them
    I was also sad becuase mister nurgle had some babbys and the elder man killed them too
    I didnot get a chance to ask mister nurgle where babby came from
    Mister choas man was mean to me and I need to find out where babby come from sooner so I can prove him wrong and maybe then I can laff back at him and hurt his feelings like he hurt my feelings.

    I drew a picture of us when we were still friends
    Goodbye mister nurgle and mister elder
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:06 No.6711463
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:07 No.6711479
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    today i gots to dryve my very own lemon russ tanks today. I went around and the enjin was all VROOM and thn we saw sum other tau dummy-heads being dumb and shooting lazerz at us. thy were all PEW PEW and made tank mad. so then i was shot them! and the gun went BOOM and the their taus all explod
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:07 No.6711481
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    Dere data log

    I wok up today. I am haveing a good tim makeing life go away. I haet life.

    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:11 No.6711529
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    Today a Comiser says SHATTER THE SKY and i did.

    then i was happy
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:15 No.6711565
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    Today I eated a guy. It made me happy.
    Hive lord said to keep eating. So I eated anuver guy. It made me hapyp to! Hive lord said keep eating. So ges wat I did! I eated more guys! I made me happyest!
    Then there were no more guys and I was sad.
    But hive lord said I get to eat more guys soon and I was happy.
    >> Inquisitor Badasious 11/15/09(Sun)01:16 No.6711578
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:22 No.6711637
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    Om Nom,

    Nom nmon moonmo nomn omonomm. Nomnmno nmo nmmon nmo. Nmon NOM! nom monmono. nmonomnmonmo nmonmo nom
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:22 No.6711642
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    Dear diary!
    Gess what! I met a nice man today. He says he works for kayos! He said it's a good thing cuz only stupid people like the emporer! like steve! he's not my real dad and is stupid! This kayos guy made a lot of sense! he said I can join kayos too! He said his frend Slanish or something likes little boys! Score! And he said he'd take me there! And I can be a kayos too!
    Yay kayos! The emperer is stupid! Boooo emperer!

    PS this is the guy I met today. He is nice and cool and not like steve at all!
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:25 No.6711679
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    This thread made me laugh.

    Thanks /tg/. I've had a shitty day today.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:30 No.6711736
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    dear diary

    I met slaanesh today! I had fun. then slaanesh stuck sumthin up my butt. I didn't like that. it made me sad. slaanesh said i will like it soon but i dont think so.
    this is a picture I drew after the thing was in my butt. ewwwww
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:30 No.6711738
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    Deer Dairy

    Today I ordered some holovids my freind told me would tell me where babby come from

    I was exited because they arrived in large box
    I thought there must be a lot of videos for them to need a box that big
    But when I opened box there was a krieger inside instaed

    I asked krieger if it knew where babby came from but i couldnt understand its answer and then it ran off to start making a fort out of durt

    I looked inside the box just to check the if the videos where also in there but I did not see anything else

    I was sad becuase I wannted to watch the video
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:45 No.6711891
    Ha ha. Comisar told me emperer is awesome and cool and good but he is dum. emperer is dead and stupid and boring. I met a man from kaos and he is cool and not stupid. I am going to go like kaos now and not the emperer.

    here is a pictur i drew of the emperer!
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)01:46 No.6711900
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    haha! he is dead and smelly!

    (Oops. Forgot to post picture :P)
    >> Gelatinous Rube 11/15/09(Sun)01:47 No.6711917
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    >> Inquisitor Badasious 11/15/09(Sun)01:48 No.6711925
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    I never did get that joke.
    >> Inquisitor Badasious 11/15/09(Sun)01:59 No.6712045
    Would a kind anon care to explain?

    (Goddamn my MSPaint scribbles are shitty. ;_;)
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)02:00 No.6712059

    Kriegers show up in boxes when you wanted something else.

    That's the joke.

    Not much of a joke, but still.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)02:02 No.6712082

    Also this, if you haven't seen it already

    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)02:02 No.6712083
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    Dear Diary.

    Today some silly boys in our sector were complaining about the cold and lack of supplies. I told them the emperor gives warmth and sustenance and they said no he doesn't so I showed them yes he does

    I like the fires
    >> Inquisitor Badasious 11/15/09(Sun)02:27 No.6712342
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    Ah, thank you.

    I could use this...
    >> Anonymous 11/15/09(Sun)05:33 No.6714363
    im just looking at the pictures cos tldr but fuck this is hilarious with pictures alone

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