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    191 KB Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:46 No.6628802  
    Alright, /tg/ I'm getting together a quick Apocalyptic campaign for my group. Here's how this is gonna go down:

    First Doubles post decides:
    How the World is Ending

    Second Doubles post decides:
    Who the Harbinger of this Doom is

    Third Doubles post decides:
    What can defeat the Harbinger?

    I will use this is a framework for my Apocalyptic Campaign!

    Also, general Apocalyptic Landscape image thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:48 No.6628815

    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/09/09(Mon)01:48 No.6628819
    rolled 26 = 26

    Mass riots because KFC went out of Business.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:48 No.6628825
    Thermonuclear catsplosion.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:49 No.6628836
    Lordi's Hard Rock Hallelujah comes to pass, and the Arockalypse comes to Earth.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/09/09(Mon)01:49 No.6628841
    rolled 45 = 45

    The Halos fired.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:50 No.6628852
    A super-virus begins devastating the world.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:50 No.6628855
    A rain of sharpened diamonds.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:51 No.6628858
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    This. Fuck the thread, this.

    Closest thing I have to ROCK
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:51 No.6628865
    rolled 4 + 1 = 5

    A dwarf pulled the "Fuck the world" lever
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:51 No.6628867

    oh wow
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:51 No.6628871
    Rocks fell. Everyone died.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/09/09(Mon)01:52 No.6628880
    rolled 56 = 56

    This was all caused by Steve from Accounting.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:53 No.6628898

    though it isn't as good as the last thread like this, where the winner was "A chariot pulled by thousands of hummingbirds".

    also, harbinger should be an Old Testament-style god who feels like punishing humanity again.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:53 No.6628903
    >A rain of sharpened diamonds.
    OP here. fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls, we have a winner.

    I'll save Lordi for another campaign :3

    Next doubles determines who brought this doom crashing down on humanity's collective heads.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/09/09(Mon)01:53 No.6628907
    rolled 50 = 50


    So Bob from Marketing?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:54 No.6628920
    How: Forced unity of individual psyche's with the Godhead.
    Who: The "Godhead" of "Good" and All his Angels.
    Defeat: An aged Anglican theologian and Priest in the urban North of England who is gay, atheist and a communist.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/09/09(Mon)01:55 No.6628929
    rolled 16 = 16

    Ted from Sales
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:56 No.6628946
    Who: A toilet salesman from Western France.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:57 No.6628949
    A 73 year old billionaire with webbed hands. People always made fun of his hands, and so he attempted to make people like him by launching diamonds at the planet. Not as planned.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:57 No.6628952
    A meteor launched from a cannon built millions of years ago by the dinosaur civilization we never knew existed. Their goal was to exterminate the Martians. It worked, but the remnants of this weapon were destined to float back to Earth someday...
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:57 No.6628953
    a man that shoots houses and trees out of a crystal on his wrist
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:57 No.6628958
    Who: De Biers Company, South Africa
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/09/09(Mon)01:57 No.6628967
    Carlo, the drug dealer living behind the Port Authority
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:58 No.6628979
    A passing space narwhal shat it out
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:58 No.6628988
    The Diamonds are Sentient Crystal life forms, breeding, they want to convert all carbon on earth to their structure. They can only be communicated with by Alphorn.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:59 No.6628991

    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)01:59 No.6628995
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:00 No.6629005
    I knew those levels in "Perform: Alphorn" would pay off.
    >> Blood Tuxedo !lhlH0ouhYo 11/09/09(Mon)02:00 No.6629013
    Cubit Zirconium Man.

    Finally it's his time to...uh...shine.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:00 No.6629015
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    Pic related, this bitch is now your Harbinger.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:01 No.6629019
    Who can defeat it?

    An order of monks that dug their way to the earth's core and created a civilization there when other monastics from around the globe did the same thing.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/09/09(Mon)02:02 No.6629032
    They are defeated by Carlo, the drug dealer living behind the Port Authority.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:03 No.6629049
    Can only be defeated by loving one another and learning the true meaning of Kwanza.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:04 No.6629055
    The reincarnated Knights of the Round Table and their many followers, all taking the form of midgets who ride goats.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/09/09(Mon)02:04 No.6629058
    Steve, the Bum living behind Wal-mart.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:04 No.6629066
    Can only be defeated by synchronised water aerobics.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:04 No.6629067
    Have fun OP. I demand you come back with stories.
    >> P 11/09/09(Mon)02:05 No.6629070
    How do we stop them?: Human blood. Weapons laced with blood work too.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 11/09/09(Mon)02:05 No.6629071
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    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:05 No.6629074
    We have a tie, ladies and gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:05 No.6629076
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    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:05 No.6629077
    Woah, Arthurian anti ANDROMEDA STRAIN climax.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:05 No.6629089
    Lady of the Lake.
    >> Blood Tuxedo !lhlH0ouhYo 11/09/09(Mon)02:06 No.6629104
    Randall, the hobo living in the dumpster behind Long John Silver's
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:06 No.6629109
    Funny thing is, >>6629055 is the same guy as >>6628855

    Tonight is my lucky night
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:07 No.6629117
    Well how about that
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:08 No.6629126
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    Knights of the Round Table vs space rocks?

    Gee, sounds familiar.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:11 No.6629162
    Now let's help OP make all of this into a setting.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:12 No.6629167
    So, looks like...

    The world is being pelted with a rain of sharpened, sentient, space-diamonds, who if not for a fortuitous accident in Switzerland we would have no means of communication with. Unfortunately, they only wish to communicate one thing; that we must fall before their might.

    Enter the kingdom of Avalon and King Arthur, who it was prophesied would rise when the world had need of him once again. Through the magic of Avalon, his knights are also resurrected, and they all ride off on their goats to...

    Okay, I got nothing. How the hell are midges on goats going to defeat sentient Diamons? xD
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:13 No.6629179
    Blow alphorns at them. In the future, "alphorns" are military slang for the latest in weapons technology--devices that make an incredibly high-pitched sound that is capable of shattering diamond, though before Rockfall they were mostly used for communications disruption.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:16 No.6629201
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:18 No.6629222
    Do they shit Coal?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:18 No.6629226
    ... apparently so.
    >> P !!QbvqgScX0E+ 11/09/09(Mon)02:19 No.6629227
    Since people where much smaller back then, they could be considered midgets and have to ride goats because they're too small. Or because of some odd mis-telling of the prophecy they end up small. And the horn thing could be something like, uhm, The crystals communicate in sounds that sound like Alphorns, music sounding like words to them.
    >> Thou Dog 11/09/09(Mon)02:19 No.6629228
    Diamond-eating goats: I suppose someone genetically engineered goats to produce diamond instead of enamel. (Hey, we've got goats that produce spider silk in their milk, why not?)

    These are some of the most valuable goats in the known universe.
    >> That Lucky Anon 11/09/09(Mon)02:25 No.6629286
    Going with this, let's not restrict it to one instrument. As humanity's understanding of their newest foe progresses, so do the weapons used against it by our reincarnated saviors.

    Eventually, the knights trade in their armor and swords for tuxedoes and violins. The fate of the world is played out upon the stage of the orchestra and opera.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:25 No.6629287
    Yes, we have Goats that produce Spidersilk, because Spidersilk wouldn't tear the hell out of their insides.


    Thought: What if the Goats are mechanical/steampunk in nature? Think the Golden Army from Hellboy 2
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:28 No.6629325
    A super cybernetic steampunk goat that eats diamonds and shits COAL TO FUEL THE STEAMPUNK MACHINES OF AN EVEN BIGGER PLOT!!
    >> P !!QbvqgScX0E+ 11/09/09(Mon)02:29 No.6629333
    The final encounter, just before the world ends, they knights put on a beautiful symphony broadcasted across the globe, the aliens are so moved they leave earth. Meh, that sounds more like the ending of a movie instead of a campaign.

    If this where to be a movie, I'd watch the shit out of it.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:29 No.6629336
    The weapons are five metres long, and must be manipulated like in Lynch's /Dune/ with resonating words. DEUS VULT!

    This is, of course, before the violins.
    >> That Lucky Anon 11/09/09(Mon)02:30 No.6629346
    Why do they leave Earth? Obviously they're incapacitated by the sound so that the goats can devour them.

    What happens with the coal though?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:30 No.6629355
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    Eventually, the Knights are slain almost to a man, save for King Arthur, Lancelot, and Galahad.

    Following the near devastation of their order, King Arthur decrees that they shall have a new name, to fit with a new era, and as they ride off towards the final battle, they shall be known as... The Elite Beat Agents.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:33 No.6629384
    ...Coal BECOMES Diamonds. The amount of pressure... Time... Grahh... WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVHHNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:34 No.6629394
    The Mounts of the Knights were supplied by the next BBEG, and they convert the Coal into clones of the Diamond Beings, except that now they are under the control of the next BBEG.

    Happy, Sciencefag?
    >> That Lucky Anon 11/09/09(Mon)02:36 No.6629408
    Well the goats are advanced technology.

    In fact, maybe they don't even fully dispose of the diamonds. Perhaps the coal is just their larval form. Knowing this, humanity launches them into space. It is unknown where they will go next and what they will do when the get there.
    >> That Lucky Anon 11/09/09(Mon)02:37 No.6629421
    Also, thread archived. Update it if it gets better. Good night, /tg/!

    >> P !!QbvqgScX0E+ 11/09/09(Mon)02:38 No.6629426
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    This being the next BBEG, his diamondians (cool name? I didn't think so) will lack the emotions of the invaders, and won't leave, just keep killing.

    They monsters would be so swayed by the music, that to them is a long complex speech about why humanity should survive or something.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:42 No.6629460
    The music that sways them sounds like a combination of Death Metal tones to a Venetian Snares style breakbeat played by a Polka Band with Gang of Four era Chinese Opera sung over the top.

    The subject of the opera libretto's lyrics is 'Fucking dat ass of yo'se beetch'.

    Players will be required to RP this portion.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:46 No.6629502
    Booty. Sways even the most diamondic mind.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:47 No.6629514

    The Elite Beat Knights.

    This has potential.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:54 No.6629576
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    Did someone say Diamond Dick?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:56 No.6629592
    That description sounds like the heavy metal polka linked to /tg/ a couple of days ago.
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)02:56 No.6629599
    see >6625870 for details
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)03:00 No.6629657
    dear god SAUCE
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)03:08 No.6629775
    Shouldn't she be rubbing a Moh's scale against that cock instead of her tits?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)03:09 No.6629790
    Can his cock scratch Corundum?
    >> Anonymous 11/09/09(Mon)03:11 No.6629803
    More importantly, can _/'DRAGONFORCE'\_ scratch his cock?

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