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    75 KB The Mansion - Continuation Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)07:39 No.6519738  
    The old thread is autosaging, so here we have our rally point. For previous events, and the floor plan and detailed appraisals of each room, please go to >>6517599.


    Violet looks a little down at the suggestion. "Well, in the academy there were just maids and manservants being trained, and we were kept separate until our final three eyars, so I can't really tell which manservants would be acceptable... you feel that you need another maid?" Her question is asked in an almost hurt tone.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)07:42 No.6519760
    Assure her that it's only because this place is FUCK HUGE, and also, I thought she might appreciate having a friend to talk to that she doesn't have to act subservient to.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)07:43 No.6519765
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)07:45 No.6519782
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)07:46 No.6519793

    Violet seems a little placated by the response, but her manner is still a little awkward. Laughing a little in a nervous tone, she answers as best she can.
    "Well, I don't know... I mean, there were many other maids who majored in fields separate to mine, but I can't really recommend any unless you tell me what field you feel you require more help in."

    You wonder why she can't just say a name, seeing she lived there.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)07:48 No.6519804
    before we know what areas we might need others in, we need to know what field her expertise lies in. So I ask her about that.
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)07:52 No.6519834

    "Well, my majors were cleaning, music, table etiquette and bartending, but don't think that's all I can do, please! A maid isn't sent to a master unless she is competent in all areas of her work, it's just that those four areas are what I excel at."
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)07:55 No.6519851
    I propose we get a trainee manservant for her, so she could go all "big sister" on him, and we need some delicious shota butlers around, just to flaunt our decadent ways. :3
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)07:56 No.6519857
    well, it's a big place, she'll almost certainly need help cleaning. We may also want servers, in case we have guests, or a party of some sort. Maybe a dedicated cook?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)07:56 No.6519858
    We need a butler. Fuck if we don't have one right now how are we managing? WHO IS DOING OUR BUTLING
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)07:57 No.6519863
    I'm fairly certain that "Butling" isn't a word.

    But fuck if I don't love it anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)07:57 No.6519867
    He needs to be old. Like Alfred, it's just not right if he's not old.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)07:58 No.6519870

    All these combined.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)07:58 No.6519872
    Too cliche.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:00 No.6519880
    some cliche's are cliche'd for a reason.

    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:00 No.6519882
    Also he needs to be able to kick righteous amounts of ass in a styley manner. We can't have our Butler not be a retired demon hunter, what would the other people at the country club think?
    >> Communist !U.O6I1Vi4w 11/01/09(Sun)08:00 No.6519884
    I think it'd be "buttling," or better, "butteling." Butteling is probably ideal, simply because a "buttling" could be a small butt, or possibly the spawn of a butt.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:00 No.6519886
    Ooh, what about a butler like the one from Fresh Prince? A smarmy sarcastic butler with an attitude?
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:01 No.6519889
    Everything gets old after a while.

    Oh god what have I done, horrible punsman?

    I don't really think we're in a crazy fantasy world, of course, who knows...
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:02 No.6519892
    Buttling butler getting buttpluged?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:02 No.6519893
    he could be a slightly off-his-rocker butler who THINKS he's a retired demon slayer, but is actually just off of his medication.
    >> Communist !U.O6I1Vi4w 11/01/09(Sun)08:03 No.6519897
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    Or like Norman from Big O (SHOW TIEM!!!!!)?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:04 No.6519901
    Alright ex SAS/MI-6 whatever, what is important is when the ninja assassins come he can single handedly take them down while we flirt with the help.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:04 No.6519902

    Best annie may ever.
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)08:04 No.6519903
    Gesturing for Violet to sit, you make up a shortlist for what you need.

    While having servers on hand at all times may be convenient, even the very wealthy have limits on wages they can afford. While you may wish to have them anyway, they could be contracted for specific events just as easy.

    While she maintains that she can handle the cleaning herself, she acknowledges that you may want another maid for other activities, such as cooking (if that isn't going to be a dedicated chef).

    As for the manservant/butler, who will handle the estate's affairs and run your finances, she suggests contacting her academy.

    Most everything else (groundskeeping etc.) could feasibly be contracted out to locals.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:05 No.6519908
    No, make the butler a former manservant to a world traveling adventurer extraordinaire.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:08 No.6519921
    With levels in Secret Agent and Special Forces. Fuck yeah he could have fought the Nazis as a commando. He could tell us all sorts of kick ass stories while he prepares our mojito about how he totally bailed Mad Jack Churchill out this one time he tried to storm a German machinegun nest with his claymore and got pinned down.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:08 No.6519923
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    This for accountant butler, a young math savant.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:09 No.6519926
    I want a butler now so freaking much. ;_;

    It's not fair Bulters are like the coolest thing ever, how come only rich assholes get them.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:10 No.6519928
    Fits with the maid...
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:10 No.6519929
    Actually, that wouldn't be too much of a stretch, considering Norman is seen with HUGE FUCKING ARTILLERY weapons several times in the series..... So... OUR BUTLER IS NORMAN!!
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:10 No.6519930
    Nah he should be calm and composed, telling us these kickass stories only when we request it, and generally being able to bring in world weary wisdom whenever needed.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:10 No.6519932
    Because if poor assholes got them too, then they wouldn't be the coolest thing ever.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:11 No.6519933
    Head butlers have butlers as well, kind of.

    Is that sum Black Butler thar?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:12 No.6519940
    But he can still have killed Nazis right? It is a respectable feature in an elderly gentleman of class and distinction.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:12 No.6519945
    We're not the fucking Batman goddammit.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:12 No.6519946
    Yeah, but it was the 70's, so he doesn't talk about it.
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)08:14 No.6519950
    (Butler type noted)

    Throughout the shortlisting, Violet has been uneasy, but as it comes to a close she scrubs her face for a moment (a very undignified and surprising gesture) before she makes a confession.
    "... I didn't make many friends in the Academy. I wasn't invited to any of the groups to sit... but I suppose that I wasn't beaten up on the football field after dark either... I was just alone most of the time."

    Standing, she walks to the mouth of the gazebo. She doesn't look back.
    "Forgive my selfishness, I just... there are some people there I don't ever want to see again. And I didn't want you to hire one of those people, so I..."
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:14 No.6519951
    Also he needs a kick ass Butler name.

    Giles Lincolnshire Chant sound good?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:15 No.6519953
    Assure her she would be Head Maid.

    Ask her which days/times off she requires.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:15 No.6519956
    Fuck year Giles Lincolnshire Chant: Nazi Hunter
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:16 No.6519958
    Make a list of her antagonists so we don't accidentally hire any of them.

    "This is the bat-dance!"
    "No, this is the bat-dance!"
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:16 No.6519962
    >she walks to the mouth of the gazebo

    She's gonna get eaten.

    Also, sounds like, though she wasn't beaten up by a group, she might have been molested by one or two individuals and she took the first job that came along in order to get away from them.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:17 No.6519968
    So, you guys understand if we get a WW2 butler, that person will have only a few years till he dies of old age? And that he won't be our "family butler", so all that wisdom and familiarity thing is out of question?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:20 No.6519980
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    Also we need a ride. Nothing as gouache as a stretch limo. A nice respectable Bentley S3 Continental. Stylish without being ostentatious. We will have Giles hire some help of a discrete nature to install the smoke dispensors and tracking dart launchers later.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:22 No.6519992
    Fuck you he is a Bulter we need this guy. Who else can we rely on when shit goes down? Some rape traumatized woman? Fuck no, when shit get real you need the Butler to unleash hell.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:22 No.6519994
    No, NO she wasn't molested. Damn you, molestation is NOT a cute background.

    Anyway, yes, make a list of her antagonists, do not hire them no matter how good they seem, or how highly recommended they are. She's definately in charge of the other maids. But not the butler. He has to be free to be sarcastic and smarmy/ awesome and dapper. Also, see what we can do about getting some of her worst antagonists blacklisted by other wealthy families who may be friends of our family. We're feeling vindictive today.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:22 No.6519996
    Hence, Nazi Hunter, drowning war criminals in their bathtubs in Argentina in the 70's.

    "Good evening, Herr Doctor. The survivors of Building Nineteen send their regards."
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:23 No.6519999
    >Damn you, molestation is NOT a cute background.

    It is when they enjoyed it.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:24 No.6520006
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    How about a butler like this? Sans the being shot in the face while showing off.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:24 No.6520009
    Oh good point he needs to be sarcastic but still know his place is to clean up the messes we make. The new cleaning girl gets knocked up? Ol Giles is on the spot to drive her to the abortion clinic buy her a plane ticket and give her some money to stay gone.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:25 No.6520012

    For all we know, he could be the one who killed grandpa. We should not hire such a person.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:25 No.6520014
    Who said she has to have a cute background, who said we have a choice, its Gemini's call.

    >>6519923 +sarcastic and smarmy/ awesome and dapper+green-as-grass and needs our Maid's help to get into things = Happy maid.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:26 No.6520016
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    If you are going to the old as hell hard as nails approach we someone with a little restraint. Like Walter
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)08:26 No.6520017

    The sound of being head maid doesn't excite her as much as you had expected. She merely nods and assents.
    "If that is your wish, I will accept that honour. But I don't know what days I would need off... can I let you know once I have an idea what I want to do aside from work?"


    Upon hearing you state that you just won't hire them, she quietens. You sense that while she is relieved, she doesn't like that she is causing a fuss for you.
    "I-I thank you master... if you get the catalogue I could just cross off the... troublemakers."

    At this point, a strong, cold breeze gusts through the gazebo. Looking out into the expanse, you realise that the sun is on it's way down. Writing the list and making all these considerations must have taken a long time. Noticing at the same time, Violet gasps and raises a hand to her mouth.
    "Oh, I have to start supper soon! I'm terribly sorry, please don't get up, I'll clean up and go straight back!"
    Fussing around you, she deftly puts everything into the basket she brought with her and folds up the tablecloth before dashing away, slowing to a walk as she remembers that running is undignified for a maid.

    It is evening now, and you have a few choices of what to do. *up to you guys, could be anything from peruse the Academy lists to relax and play Galaga*
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:26 No.6520019
    Without instruction.
    A good butler is not given orders. He is employed, and he simply Knows What To Do.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:27 No.6520023
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:28 No.6520033
    Of course she can.

    Go look at the Jedi Academy list and blackmark the troublesome one, look for any butlers that meets our criteria (be it hundred year+ old butler or shota savant).

    After all is done lets check out the kitchen, or that place that isn't on the blueprints.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:28 No.6520035
    Drink in our study and bemoan the fate that leaves us bereft a butler.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:28 No.6520036

    Also, at some point we need to let her know that crossing off some names is FAR less of a problem than hiring somebody who is going to abuse their coworkers. Make it seem like not hiring those people is in OUR best interest, not just hers, that should ease her mind about being a burden or something equally silly.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:29 No.6520037
    So? We're not Grandpa, and it's not the 70's. Their war is over. It will add delicious tension to what will otherwise be a fluff piece.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:30 No.6520043
    Damn it now I want to be a butler.

    Is there like a trade school to go to so you can become a butler?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:30 No.6520044
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    I'd like to offer my services as butler. If the master requires a demonstration of my service, I will be happy to oblige.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:30 No.6520046
    You are aware that he was a nazi traitor all the while?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:30 No.6520047
    Yes, but it appears to start with Army Ranger.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:31 No.6520050
    lol wimmens can't be butlers
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:31 No.6520053
    Well fucking awesome then. I can ask my first sergeant about getting sent to Benning in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:32 No.6520057
    You scare me. You're not hired.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:32 No.6520059
    Man people do all sorts of silly things in their youth. Childish games is all.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:34 No.6520065
    And he got turned into a vampire, almost killed everyone then died a miserable death while rejuvenated into his WW2 shota form.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:34 No.6520066
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:34 No.6520069

    Can we get a reverse-trap butler?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:38 No.6520075
    so... we're a reverse trap, our maid is all woman, and our butler is also reverse trap?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:38 No.6520076
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:39 No.6520077
    This is a good mansion.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:39 No.6520079
    Look at the list from the school (Blackheart) Jedi Academy.

    Also, I assume the school sent her with some sort of reference, HR file, academic transcript etc - I want to read that about her to see which subjects she was best at and if she had any discipline problems, see what the teachers comments are etc.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:39 No.6520082

    I think our gender will be left "undefined", for quite some time to come.
    >> Ailyth !2STfJTWrn6 11/01/09(Sun)08:40 No.6520083
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    How many maids will the master require for his service? I am a competent cook, as well as being an impeccable bodyguard. I do hope you will consider my application.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:40 No.6520084
    We're male no?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:41 No.6520086
    request status:

    are we male or not ?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:41 No.6520089
    Fuck yeah we are male. And so is our butler.
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)08:43 No.6520095

    As you return to the house, you enter through the doors leading into the recreation room. The Galaga machine is standing there next to the pacman machine and air hockey table. You take back what you said just a little, being rich does have it's perks.


    You feel that you're on a roll with the organisation, so you cross the floor to the laptop which still sits on the bar. Bringing up the Butler and Maid Academy site, you peruse the lists of people for hire, before sending the command to print. You'll need to go and get the printout from the library later, but for the meantime you look at the Butler portfolios. Two that stand out are a distinguished gentleman who has served many households over his career, and a young man being heralded as a scion of old butlery by the Academy.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:43 No.6520096
    Also what do we have in our secret lair? Super computer, giant robots, power armor and maintenance equipment? It's hard to know what decisions to make if we don't have a complete knowledge of all our resources.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:44 No.6520099
    Old dude, not some young punk. The kid would be cock blocking all our attempts to get some ass from the help.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:45 No.6520101
    [x] [x] [x] young man.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:45 No.6520105
    [x] Young man!
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:46 No.6520113

    Go for the young dude
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:46 No.6520114

    [X]Old guy
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:46 No.6520115
    Fresh product of a line of legendary butlers? DO WANT
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:47 No.6520121
    Old guard leads the way
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:48 No.6520123
    Can we have an old shota? Actually old but looks young? Or vice versa, looks like a 80 year old, actually is 14?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:48 No.6520126

    Employ the young one.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:48 No.6520128
    Common fuckos NAZI HUNTING DAPPER SNARKY GENT or some whining sniveling baby faced meally mouthed faggot kid

    who is probably gay we see the way he looks at us when we change.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:49 No.6520131

    I think old butler would only be awesome if he'd grew old while serving our family, but since this isn't the case, I'm against it. Also I'm a pervert.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:49 No.6520136
    Gile Chant at your service sir
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)08:49 No.6520137

    Indeed, you were sent her file when you agreed to her employ. You have a virtual copy on your laptop and a hard copy in your desk in the library, but both are the same.

    Doubleclicking, you scroll past her picture and short stat sheet to her competencies. As she mentioned before she got a blue in cleaning, from floor polishing to vacuuming and dusting to polishing crystal. She is also very skilled as a bartender and drink mixer, was top of her class in serving food and setting plate and is apparently a very gifted singer and cello player.

    In the comments, the only marks in her record are that she was caught drinking when she was fifteen and subjected to disciplinary action. It speaks well of the Academy that they would keep that in there, to show that she was given discipline.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:50 No.6520141
    Employ the young one
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:50 No.6520142
    Seriously you will regret going with the kid if ninjas attack. Barring some bullshit weeaboo shota fighting magic bullshit we are screwed.

    Old Butler has spent his life kicking ass. He has elevated it to an art.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:51 No.6520145
    Lets have her sing for us later. Also what are her sizes? :3

    Anything about her family?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:51 No.6520147
    We should see if it's at all possible to get her to sing and play cello while we have an afternoon nap at some point in the future.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:51 No.6520148
    Old Butler if you please
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:52 No.6520151

    Young bloke has his own giant mech. Pick him.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:52 No.6520154
    how about a middle aged butler? best of both worlds.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:52 No.6520160
    no, there's no fantasy/sci-fi bullshit in this.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:53 No.6520162
    Old Bulter shits giant mechs
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:53 No.6520163
    I wonder why you think that the old butler would be anything else then a old butler...

    I mean, nothing non-irl-esque happened yet.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:54 No.6520171
    why do you think the "young" butler would be anything besides an inexperienced 23 year old butler?
    >> OldButlerFag 11/01/09(Sun)08:55 No.6520172
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    The only way I can concede to young butler is if he is Simon.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:56 No.6520175
    I don't. But its better then a centenarian old man who forgets things, is fragile, and won't likely to last a year.
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    Because I thought we had established Old Butler is an ex SAS/MI-6 Nazi hunting World adventurer.

    Also he has a sword cane. Pic related because I imagine it was what Giles was doing prior to us hiring him.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:58 No.6520185
    God damn it Butlers are living embodiments of GAR
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)08:58 No.6520186
    Hint: there are no nazi fightan butlers alive, if they are, then they aren't nazi fightan super solders anymore, but old men with funny smells and nots of missing teeth, and memories.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:58 No.6520193
    best story EVER
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    I would like to offer my services as butler to the esteemed master of the house. I would consider it a priviledge if you were to hire me as your butler.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:59 No.6520198
    I think I just got more manly, let me check.

    Yup, there's 3 times as much hair on my chest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)08:59 No.6520202
    Protip Nazi hunters were working in the seventies. He could reasonably be in his 60s and hunted Nazis in brazil fucko. Learn2history
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)09:00 No.6520203
    Epic pasta is epic.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:00 No.6520204
    our butler should be middle aged. 50 or so. Maybe a little younger.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:01 No.6520210
    Yeah you feel that? Thats what an old bulter is capable of. Testicles descend in the presence of a real butler.
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)09:01 No.6520212

    Assuming Violet told you the truth, you already know that her mother is dead while her father sold her to the Academy as a child to fuel his gambling addiction.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)09:01 No.6520214
    Butler training still lasts a few years, and this dude worked at a lot of families already...
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:01 No.6520215
    But what does that have to do with Butlers?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:02 No.6520218
    Ah, she doesn't want us to hire her drinking buddies.

    Guys, forget the goddam butler for a moment, supper will be ready soon.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:03 No.6520222
    nothing, but the butler matter is settled, he's an old, dapper gent, perhaps with a monocle. And a sword-cane.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)09:03 No.6520223
    D :
    Damn... I wonder if we could find her dad and have a gentlemanly conversation with him. Full of HATE.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:04 No.6520230
    Of course it isn't settled! Young butler!

    BH asked about her family.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:04 No.6520234
    naw man, get him blacklisted from whatever casinos he frequents.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:04 No.6520237
    >Guys, forget the goddam butler for a moment
    You're asking this household to submit to anarchy! A good butler is the mechanic that keeps the well-oiled machine running.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:05 No.6520240
    Ok, as a gentleman (possibly) of leisure, what are our hobbies, besides arguing with outself about butlers?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:05 No.6520241
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:06 No.6520246
    so far? Classic TMNT cartoons, and old arcade games.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:07 No.6520251
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    u mad?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:07 No.6520257
    Military/Secret service in his twenties. Decided he wanted a life of peace and tranquil order. Butler accademy for 10-15 years. Butling for 15-20 years. Some time spent chillaxing and living under an alias above a coffee shop since his last Master was killed by the Russian Mafia in an attempt to gain control of his masters shares in the Russian State Oil company. Butler was fighting Cryogenically preserved cold war Soviet super soldiers when his master was attacked by Dimitri Drunkenov master assassin. After defeating the Cold Warriors, Butler kicks the ass of the Soviet Mafia so hard that Putin finds out and personally congratulates old butler on being awesome.
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)09:07 No.6520258
    (in any case, let me know when you have worked out the butler deal)

    Closing Violet's file, you walk up the grand staircase to the Great Room, admiring the Oliva Viktor painting opposite on your way to the library.

    Opening the glass doors and turning on the desklamp, you walk to the printer and take the sheets out, making sure all printed. Now it's just a matter of getting Violet to check through them and cross off who she is at odds with.

    As if sensing that you are thinking of her, the intercom on the desk crackles to life.
    "-thing on... erm, dinner will be another half hour, master. Did you want a glass of sherry in the meantime?"
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:08 No.6520261
    no, I'm not mad. Just a little crazy.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:08 No.6520263
    I presume we hunt hobos for sport in the Everglades, riding a fanboat with a corrupt sheriff and some local beauty queens.

    Not often, of course. Every couple of years or so, when events conspire to place us in the South.
    >> Ray !YFfjW2LBLQ 11/01/09(Sun)09:08 No.6520264

    Then I'll disagree with you through the power of tripcode!

    Young one!
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:09 No.6520269
    It's setteled Old Butler is canon and has back story.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:09 No.6520271
    >Military/Secret service in his twenties. Decided he wanted a life of peace and tranquil order. Butler accademy for 10-15 years. Butling for 15-20 years.

    And we're in how many years in the future now? 45-55 years since the 70'?
    >> Wren !EoFJjFcCco 11/01/09(Sun)09:09 No.6520272
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)09:10 No.6520275

    As said, TMNT and old arcade games. There are also a selection of consoles and DVDs from around the world in the Media room, a gaming machine here in the library and a Warhammer painting station in the spare upstairs guest room.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:10 No.6520277
    Sherry? Hell no, champagne is terrible, we're having HIGH FUCKING QUALITY root beer. I mean, this stuff was made from GRADE A materials, and brewed especially for our family.

    There, I have a reason that we're rich, our family owns a Root Beer brewery.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:10 No.6520280
    Young butler.
    >> Beefstick !TL7K97ILEI 11/01/09(Sun)09:11 No.6520282
    Old Butler is really the only logical course.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)09:11 No.6520288

    I like the beer factory thing.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:11 No.6520289
    A young butler wouldn't be very young at all, actually.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:12 No.6520292
    And a stripper factory or as my mom licked to call them trailer parks
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:12 No.6520296
    Old butler is AGAINST logic...

    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:12 No.6520297
    Old enough to have killed Nazis?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:13 No.6520300
    no, probably mid-late 20s
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:13 No.6520304
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:14 No.6520313
    Nazis are irrelevant, I find it unlikely that a sociopath spy hunter who spent decades killing old people in south america would be ideal to our young maid and our mountain resort mansion...
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)09:15 No.6520317
    You're being stupid. And annoying.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:15 No.6520318
    /r/ing pics of epic staches, monocles in the same shot would be a bonus.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:15 No.6520319
    Too you too bishi to many oppertunities for awkward romantic bullshit. We need old bulter, he is always on hand with an ice cold Hendricks and tonic NFL stirred so as not to bruise the gin and a snarky comment.

    also he probably keeps snacks on him because he knows we love wasabi peas.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:16 No.6520326
    I'm down with all of this except Wasabi peas. I've never heard of them.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:17 No.6520330
    Your obnoxious you took my totally awesome Butler Idea and made it some limp wristed faggoty kawaii desu ne bullshit weeaboo faggotry.

    Old Butler made us manly, young bulter makes us ask ourselves some really uncofortable questions about ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:17 No.6520331

    Blasphemy! Nazis are always relevant.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:17 No.6520333
    They're fucking vile.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:18 No.6520338
    Dear god my friend.

    You have not lived.

    Do yourself a favor. Go to the local asian market find someone that looks like they speak english and ask them to show you where to find wasabi peas.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)09:18 No.6520341
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    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:20 No.6520351
    >We have a anime french maid.


    Still voting for young.
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)09:20 No.6520353

    Papers in hand, you follow the hallway through the kitchen, delighting in the smell of a homecooked meal for once before you enter the hearth room. Violet stands next to the drinks cabinet to the side, placing a bottle of root beer on a serving tray and asking you to be seated next to the hearth. The fire looks fresh lit. She's a fast worker.
    Reclining in the crimson high-back chair you allow Violet to take the top off the bottle and pour the root beer into a whisky glass before she retreats two paces so you may enjoy your drink.
    "I hope it is to your liking, master. Usually root beer isn't served with ice, so I omitted it. If you prefer ice, I shall add it to any drinks in the future."

    [ ] Talk business, opening the sheets
    [ ] Ask about her interests
    [ ] Ask her to join you
    [ ] Dismiss her
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:21 No.6520357
    Young Butler his eyes are always on us. When he lays out our suits and we start to change he is always there. Looking at us with his hungry eye. Sometimes we wake in the middle of the night as if we heard somethign. No one is there but we know, we just know he was watching us while we slept.

    Old Butler is kicking back and sipping a highball of fine scotch and generally being ready for fullscale ninja attacks when we sleep. We can trust old butler.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)09:21 No.6520358
    This will never end... Gemini, decide already. Fuck the consequences.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:21 No.6520362
    They are everything bad about wasabi covering tooth-cracking marbles of bitter green pea-ness.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:22 No.6520363
    join us my pretty little thing
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:22 No.6520367
    [x]srs bizniz
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)09:22 No.6520370
    [x] Ask about her interests
    [ ] Ask her to join you (Do NOT do this, she already got into trouble for this once.)
    [x] Talk business, opening the sheets
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:22 No.6520371
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:23 No.6520374
    But young butler will stand uncomfortably close when we dress and show a distressing amount of interest in straightening our inseam.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:23 No.6520376
    [x] Ask about her interests
    [x] Ask her to join you

    Business later, politeness first.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:23 No.6520378
    have her join us for dinner, and talk business. Play off having her join us as either A: it's a big place, and we like the company, or B: Work doesn't officially start until tomorrow, so we can relax the rules for now.

    why don't we roll for it?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:23 No.6520380
    We do not need this. For our dignity Old Butler.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:23 No.6520381

    I'm voting for young, and also asking how many maids are we going to have? Just Violet, or have others been picked?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:24 No.6520385
    And thats a good thing. :3

    Also, no-one said he'll be gay. No-one said the old guy will NOT be gay. :3
    >> OldButler !1zB4KU90kc 11/01/09(Sun)09:24 No.6520388
    d100? closest to 53 wins?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:25 No.6520392
    actually, a gay as camp older butler who's also dapper could be funny. As long as he's not gay as camp for us.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:25 No.6520393
    The old butlers sexual orientation is irrelevent. He is our bad ass cool as fuck fix it man.
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)09:25 No.6520395

    The first person who is able, roll a D2. On a 1 we go old, on a 2 we go young. No rerolls, the first roll after this post is what we go.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:26 No.6520398
    sounds fine, although I wonder where you got 53 from.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:26 No.6520406
    53 is a good number, an old number.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)09:26 No.6520407
    Oh you...

    This isn't a "Who's luckier" question, and anyway, Gemini decides. I'm done arguing. Lets get something productive on already.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:26 No.6520410
    My argument for old butler is he'll make the maids more comfortable than having another young man around the house.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:27 No.6520413
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:27 No.6520414
    why don't we just do both? young butler can be old butler's sidekick.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:28 No.6520421
    The old chap they can come to and talk because he trust worthy and reminds them happiy of their grandfathers indulgences of the rare visits to his home in the woods.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:28 No.6520425
    My argument is that Violet needs someone to care and teach, to build some confidence in herself.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:29 No.6520432
    rolled 1 = 1

    Rolling for Butler
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:29 No.6520434
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:29 No.6520435
    Tell the maids stories how he slashed the next of sleeping old men in downrotten brazilian villas?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:29 No.6520438
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:30 No.6520440
    woho old it is!
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:30 No.6520442
    Or about his adventures with Lord Huffington find lost cities in the amazon.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)09:30 No.6520443
    Thats not how you roll son...
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:30 No.6520444

    When did she come to be in charge here? This is for the good of the household, not one member of the staff.
    There are several good families in the area, if she finds the situation intolerable a reference can be provided.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:31 No.6520446
    Okay okay now we get to get to the good bits. Enter Butler.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:31 No.6520454
    Old butler doesn't talk about his past unless asked directly. It's not befitting a gentleman to discuss the quiet work King and country demand, merely to do it with diligence and pride.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:32 No.6520456
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:32 No.6520458
    violet is our first personal maid, she gets special priveleges.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:33 No.6520465
    >Implying that we're english.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:33 No.6520467
    I am so fucking pumped up right now. My roommate is looking at my like I am going crazy because I just stood up and started screaming "butlers fucking rock".
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:33 No.6520471
    >violet is our first personal maid, she gets special priveleges.

    By which you mean?
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)09:33 No.6520473
    [x] Ask to join

    Violet looks a little uneasy as she did at morning tea, but sits across from you in an equally high-backed puffy chair, folding her hands neatly in her lap. She still seems a little stiff, but she isn't complaining.
    "Thank you, but if you don't mind I'd prefer to pass on the root beer."

    You assume this is a compromise in her own mind so that this is 'okay'.

    [x] Ask about interests

    "Well, I enjoy playing my cello and reading." You ask what genre, to which she blushes a shade. "Erm... mainly romance novels. You know, the cheap paperbacks you get in drug stores? I just... like them."
    Coughing into her hand, she looks to you.
    "And you, master? What are your passions?"
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:34 No.6520477
    Old Butler is. I mean for fucks sake it is well established he was in SAS and MI-6
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:35 No.6520480
    >"And you, master? What are your passions?"

    Old butlers...
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:35 No.6520485
    We like being young handsome and wealthy. Also retro gaming and vintage cartoons. We are slightly embarrassed by our lack of worldliness but we were very sheltered, much like herself.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:35 No.6520486
    head maid.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)09:36 No.6520487
    Gaming, traditional games, etc.

    W-we... just like them.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:36 No.6520490
    I laughed fucking hard
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)09:36 No.6520493
    I came.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:37 No.6520499
    Passions include:
    Quality root beer
    Nostalgic cartoons
    Old arcade games
    Black Jack
    and plans to, maybe, write memoirs when we're older.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:38 No.6520500
    Also, zombie movies.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:40 No.6520508
    More traditionally, this would be 'housekeeper', the head of the female staff - which in this modern tale could simply be all those staff members employed in cleaning, and possibly cooking depending on how much we have for the butler to do.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:42 No.6520525
    We got the butler pretty booked up. He needs to drive us around, mix our drinks, stand two feet to the left and one and a half back from us, make us look cool, be at the ready with his trusty sword cane should danger ever present itself.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:42 No.6520529
    Sauce on OP pic. Please tell me that it involves rough oral intercourse.
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)09:44 No.6520534

    Violet sits and listens as you talk about your interests. You can't tell, but you think she is pleased by your list.
    "Maybe you could recommend me a good book sometime then? I finished my last book on the train."

    *if you have a question then jump in, as always*
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)09:44 No.6520538

    Its about sadistic shota trap x emotionless maid x perverted lesbian.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:47 No.6520552
    so we were getting railroaded into a jap comic and Old Butler threw us off the rails into the lands of freedom?

    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:47 No.6520555
    Ask if she's found a room she'd like for her own.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:48 No.6520563
    Ask her what you thinks of Butlers, specifically their place in the household and what responsibilities will fall under his purview.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)09:49 No.6520569

    Didn't we cover that? If not then this.
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)09:50 No.6520573

    "Ah- well, I would prefer to be sleeping in the bedroom down the hall from yours, so that in case you need something you can wake me. However that room is your art studio I noticed..."

    She must mean the room you paint Warhammer in.

    "It's fine though, I can sleep in the room in the basement. It's just under yours and next the elevator up, so I can attend fast enough if you require."
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:51 No.6520575
    A good book, hmm, I like fantasy and sci-fi, she likes romance, there must be some sort of cross-over in the genre on my bookshelf.

    I'd say Terry Goodkind but I'm not going to be that mean to her.

    How about 'Warprize'.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:53 No.6520584

    How about Wraeththu? :3
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)09:53 No.6520585
    Also, for anyone who hasn't seen them there is a floorplan of the entire mansion in the first thread, which can be found in the first thread (assuming it didn't 404 yet). Follow the link in the first post.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:54 No.6520589
    You're also headed into autosage country on this one, but I'm sure you knew that.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:55 No.6520599
    Well if some people had been able to be resonable and accept the obvious superiority of Old Butler( Do we have a name yet?) we could have shaved a hundred of those posts off our count.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)09:56 No.6520601
    New thread!

    Let's keep this going!
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)09:57 No.6520606
    Alright, I'll start a new thread. Also, can someone archive this and the first one? I don't want to have to repost all the room descriptions...
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)10:02 No.6520631
    (in any case, we're not there quite yet with the autosage)

    Hearing both these novels, she looks thoughtful.
    "I may like to read one of those. If you have a copy, I'd like to borrow it if I could."

    As if to cut the conversation, a buzzer sounds in the kitchen. Standing and smoothing her maid dress, Violet thanks you for the conversation and tells you that supper will be served shortly, so you may sit and enjoy the hearth until then. With that, she turns and walks into the kitchen. The smell of some kind of gravy reaches you.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:02 No.6520632
    Where is the thread Gemini I need my butler fix gemini.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:04 No.6520639
    Eat thank her, bath and go to sleep, dream of kick ass ninja wrecking butlers riding motorcycles and popping wheelies while the shoot out the tires of the car your kidnapper is driving.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:04 No.6520640
    I also suggest Clan of the Cave Bear, if she's not too creeped out by a couple incidents of semi-rape then it's a really good series.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:06 No.6520647
    NO GO I have a feeling she is a little sensitive to rape type scenarios...lets just let that idea sit for a minute
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)10:07 No.6520652
    After another fifteen minutes Violet announces the meal and guides you through the kitchen and to the dining room. The silvers have been unpacked and sit gleaming on the table in neat, orderly rows, and as you sit she pushes your chair in before folding a napkin for your shirt.
    "Today's meal is medium-rare steak with cracked pepper gravy and mixed vegetables, with rum and raisin ice cream as a dessert. Bon appetit."

    Without further adieu, the maid pours the gravy onto the steak and stands back, awaiting instruction.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)10:09 No.6520662
    Eat, praise her for her cooking, make her bring something to drink for us, ask about what kind of butler would she like as a partner, ask about what she thinks about the older butler guy.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:09 No.6520664
    A nice, cold bottle of the family root beer, please.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:11 No.6520675
    This also tell her it looks fantastic but we prefer to have our desert served first. Explain to her that life is too short and death could take us at any moment, so we prefer to have a little bit of the sweet things in life first.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:14 No.6520696
    What he said.

    Eat, praise, fetch drinks, chat.
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)10:15 No.6520702

    Violet accepts your praise modestly.
    "I didn't have much time to do anything more elaborate. I shall endeavour to do better tomorrow, master."
    You tell her not to admonish herself before asking for your root beer. Nodding out of your sight, she walks from the room for a moment before returning with a cold bottle on a serving tray. Pouring the beer, she sets it in front of you before returning to her position behind you. However, you see her quickly eye the paper next to you before she goes. No doubt the logo of her Academy caught her eye.

    "Shall we talk business here after dinner, master? Or would you prefer to relax in the wet bar downstairs?"
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)10:16 No.6520710
    I'm tempted to say relax with her in the wet bar, but lets do business first. :3
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)10:18 No.6520721

    The words make her smile despite herself.
    "Ah, but usually the main course has the most time, care, devotion and love poured into it's creation. Would it not be a sin to enjoy the dessert first, when the main course means so much to the person who made it?"
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:19 No.6520726
    Wet bar with a nice Monte Cristo and some a delicious Rootbeer cocktail. It is a variation of the Moscow Mule

    3 part root beer
    1 part bourbon
    sprinkling of allspice on top

    trust me this is delicious
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)10:20 No.6520731
    Cocktail Quest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:20 No.6520732
    Ooh, she's got us there.

    Perhaps, later, she can demonstrate her abilities with the cello.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:20 No.6520735
    When you put it that way it the love in preparation of the steak seems far sweeter then some ice cream
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:21 No.6520738
    agreed. Dessert first, unless she cooked the main course herself.

    I suggest business after dinner, followed by relaxation in the wet bar.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:23 No.6520751
    Business frst then pleasure, after dinner.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 11/01/09(Sun)10:27 No.6520769
    We sure as hell didn't...
    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)10:29 No.6520776
    The meal is quite well cooked. You are sure that you would have a hard time receiving a meal of this level anywhere in the village below, and the rum and raisin ice-cream offsets the gravy and meat nicely. You thank her for a lovely meal, again responded to with modesty, before the table is cleared. Violet returns ten minutes later and sits across from you at the table, the sound of the grandfather clock in the hallway ticking loudly.

    "I have been thinking about our employment issue a little. Before we move onto the main questions, unless you want to hire a groundskeeper permanently I suggest you outsource a local landscaper once a week. If you wish this, you may leave the matter with me."

    After this decision, you move onto the matter of the butler (make the choice, guys).
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:29 No.6520777
    I mean in the future, when we might possibly have a dedicated chef.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:30 No.6520788
    We rolled Old Butler won.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:30 No.6520791
    Leaving it to her sounds good. If she's going to be the head maid, then we'll have to give her some responsibilities.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:31 No.6520795
    Maid Fortress
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:32 No.6520803
    I mean leaving the groundskeeper choice to her is good. We've chosen old butler.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:32 No.6520804
    Traditionally the household staff is managed by the Butler. The Housekeeper is like his NCO keeping her charges in line and working.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:33 No.6520807
    Lets discuus which people you don't want me to hire, and why.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:33 No.6520812
    >roll 1d1
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:33 No.6520815
    also autosage need knew thread Gemini
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:33 No.6520816
    >> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)10:34 No.6520820
    har har, it was 1d2. Check the post

    >> Gemini 11/01/09(Sun)10:43 No.6520887
    New thread, this way!


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