IMPOSTOR

:applause:

>>6367560
"i also love little boys"
"Still, ironically, i want to kill all catholics"

Sounds like an asshole.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVTVHwAdusE
He'd make a better American though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6wcw5jWRhc&feature=related

I don't care if it's not in Japanese, his speech is like a thousand times better in english.

AMEN!!!!!!!!!

>>6367588

If the Gnolls are German, what are Elves, Dwarves and Humans?

Gentermen, I like drawfags. Gentlemen, I like drawfags. Gentlemen, I love drawfags. I like flarefags, I like grimdark, I like 4rry. When an oldfag reposts his request for Marauder-Tan guro porn and is shot down by a trio of hiveminded replies, it makes my heart soar. And there is nothing more arousing than someone's lovingly detailed three paragraph character description being ignored in favor of 40k watersports. I like every kind of drawfaggotry that takes place on this board.

>>6367629
na germans are all vampires its a fact :P

>>6367629
Elves are French, dwarves are Russian, humans are English.
Americans are all of those, except they hate orcs a thousand times more for no prescribed reason.

More Schrödienger, more nazi vampires!

Major: Avatar of Khorne.

AMARITE?

Well being violent and psychotic I'd put America down as Humans.

Dwarves I'd say Scots, but then I'm bias.

Elves would probably be France.

I keep forgetting to get the Hellsing OVA...and the manga is released soooooooo slowly.

>>6367649
Full manga is online and translated. What are you talking about?

I'm the huntress Rip Van Winkle...Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor, my bullet punishes all vithout distinction.

>>6367646
here you go -snaps finger-

>>6367615

I agree, its impossible to sound tough or dangerous in japanese. But the particular voice actor they chose for him in the japanese version was AWFULL!

>>6367659

I see a pattern.

>>6367668
sepperated at birth?

>>6367668
Wrong place, wrong time

>>6367664
YAAAAAY!!! I'm so hap- *gurglegurgle*

>>6367649
Its not bad, but its not that much better. Also Alucard sounds horrible.

>>6367560
I think he plays 40k I.G but there all vampires

>>6367647
More like Tzeentch. He put together a plan that took almost a hundred years, afterall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlQ4vMWIcng&feature=related

The german version is best.

>>6367659
Bit offtopic here, but I recall a doujin where Rip and Schro have sex, ends with a Nazi assraping Shcro as he fucks Rip. Anyone know the name?

>>6367700
go to Fakku and rule34, it got loads of Hellsing stuff, even so much that even I could not see it all

>>6367696
MY GOD HE SOUNDS LIKE PURE EVIL!

>>6367700
I too would like this link.

>>6367700
why would you do that.jpg

>>6367700
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/109418/e5bc0ca1ff/ <---- this

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/31908/935211325c/ <---- bonus

>>6367720
Because it's fukkin' hot. I too, /r/ this.

nazi vampire here and im eating a baby!

>>6367696
They made a german version of Hellsing?

ha ha oh wow

>>6367730
Well shit, just saw >>6367728

>>6367732
NOM NOM NOM?

>>6367708
Meine Kameraden, ich wünsche mir von Herzen den Krieg. Ich wünsche mir einen Krieg, der weitaus schlimmer als die Hölle ist.
Meine Kameraden, die ihr mir in diesem Batallion treu folgen werdet, ich frage euch jetzt: Was ist euer Wunsch, Kameraden? Wünscht auch ihr euch, wie ich, einen weiteren Krieg? Wünscht ihr euch einen unbarmherzigen, brutalen, schmutzigen Krieg? Wünscht ihr euch, dass ihr euch durch Eisen, Wind und durch Blitzschlag verursachtem Feuer kämpft und wünscht ihr euch einen stürmischen Krieg, der alles Leben hinwegfegt?

Well, I do like how the Major is an otaku

>>6367728
Any rapidshit/megafail for that? /rs/ produces dead links.

>>6367752
na i can see him commanding some I.G if he was in 40k XD

i think german dub is shit
even tho they dub everything it does get any better

really, i have played games in german and they make my ears bleed

for example "wow" *shivers* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXQPgsfAvoM

>>6367728
http://rapidshare.com/files/108239156/_Hellsing__Kurutteiru_Furi.rar

>>6367733
Heavily censored, yes. In the german version of the manga they erased all Swastikas for example.

>>6367760
Yes, the german dub is usually horrible, but they did a kind-of-ok job in Hellsing.

>>6367776
Thank you anon.
Rip Van Winkle's cute clock also thanks you.

>>6367793
Huh. Weird.

>>6367816
i wish rip survived a little longer...

>>6367560
I don't know why, but I really like The Major.

>>6367826
She comes back at Alucard's genocidal rampage. Of course, she dies again after Schrödinger divides by zero.

>>6367869
wait........THE GAY CATBOY DIVIDES BY ZERO!?!?!?!?!?

>>6367879
till somebody makes rule 63 version and fan boys fap their balls off

>>6367879
No-one said he's gay, but yeah, he pwn's Alucard for some... don't remember precisely... 30 years? 60 years?

>>6367560
>the

Ha ha ha, no.

>>6367896
30 i think, or else Integra would not be alive,or at least not looked so well at 90-something.

>>6367905
Hmmm, yeah. Oh well, I wonder if she's still a virgin. lulz

>>6367879
It's Schrödinger's cat...boy...girl. The actual gender is undefined until you look.

>>6367659
I would like to have seen periwinkle fucked while impaled against that wall.
Murr, so hot.

>>6367905
Didn't she drink Alucard's blood at some point? Or am I getting things confused with the series again?

>>6367918
He's 100% boy... everyone refers to him as boy, he refers to himself as boy, he wears a male hitlerjugend uniform. You people should read up on "shota" and "trap".

>>6367696

I came

>>6367921
She didn't.

>>6367919
Mmm...

Dental Plan.

>>6367921

It's heavily implied that she becomes a vampire at the end of the original TV series, she never takes Alucard's blood in the manga or the new OVAs.

>>6367919

Buh- wha... no, that's not... but she's not even... you know what, fuck you, I'm not going to bother.

>>6367951
>Original TV series

Oh god, don't make me puke.

On a related note, which character is this? Never watched hellsing, but always recognized this character.

>>6367960
Seras, an insanely cute police girl vampire

>>6367960

Seras Victoria.

>>6367960
Seras Victoria, Alucard's fledgling vampire apprentice. She wields HEAVY weapons and her boobs strangely grow to match her boomsticks.

Later turns awesome and pwn's two head nazis.

Rip van Winkle is hawt...

>>6367951
referring to that series should be like talking about Squats. Wait, I mean the excercise! NOOooooooo...

>>6367960
must-aryan chick. whinying her being vampire
pritty blah
but id still hit that

Why was Seres able to take sunlight in the original TV series? Was it because she never drank Alucard's blood?

>>6367696
Good god, pure awesome.

>>6367986

Because the TV series is a piece of shit.

Also, wow, it is fucking /a/ in here today.

>>6368006
the nazi vampires have invaded tg!

>>6367986
Because the TV series is a pile of rotting dog shit left out in the sun.

>>6367986
Vampires blowing up in the sun is a pretty stupid idea to begin with. Vampires becoming super weak in the sun is better, like in WW (though they become both weak at daytime and on fire in the sunlight, but, yanno)

oh crap its alexander anderson!

>>6367960
Seras Victoria.

Main character who isn't Alucard, grows like five cup sizes after being turned into a vampire.

>>6367986

If I remember correctly, and I might not, they could still walk around in the sun as long they were sufficiently powerful.

Weaker vampires would burn up but, Alucard, and probably later Seras, would only find the sun an annoyance.

>>6368033
As long as they don't sparkle its okay.

>>6368043
pimp alucard is pimp.....

>>6368055
And then he sexual innuendo mindwashes clerk boys.

>>6368063
LOL i rember that XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbbQnZhxzUQ the OAV in english its bad ass lots of blood and police girl gets molested XD

>>6368042
Seras's tits are like camel humps, just for blood.

>>6368063
I remember the fight with the swat and the look on Alucards face when the last swat guy shoots himself out of fear.
The mass impaling on the flag poles was also awesome.

>>6368085
>>6368073
go back to /a/, please.

>>6368038
FUCK YEAR ALEXANDER ANDERSON. So fucking awesome. I remember when he rolls up on Integra and Alucard as they're threatening his boss, quoting the Psalm, not even listening to said boss as he sees the heretics...so cash.

>>6368091
WHAT HAVE YOU MADE ME IMAGINE?!

OH GOD NOW I'M IMAGINING ALUCARD WITH /d/ SIZED TITS!

MAKE IT STOP

Seras has magnificient fucking tits.

>>6368102
>>6368091
thanks for killing my appetite, now I won't have to spend money on breakfast.

lol

>>6368119
Stonking Great Tits

>>6367982

Of course you would, she's adorable.

they can be real

and shes virgin


Ouch, my balls...

>>6368038

Oh wait, never mind its just Ciel. Honest mistake really.

>>6368141
Hey Curry! I see your ass is as fat as ever~

>>6368134

And she kicks ass to boot.

>>6368146
>curry
>ass
It's shit, right?

>>6368175
Its shit.

Hellsing is one of the only places i can think of that actually shows Dracula with his mustache.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6367560/ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHA

>>6368141
>>6368038

>>6367646

>>6368147
:3

>>6368194
*snuggle*
I love you.

>>6368216

>>6368233
rape the kitty!

>>6368233
You bastard

>>6367668
If you don't mind me in saying, every character in Hellsing has DEM TEEF

>>6368251
>>6368269
Looks like a wimmenz

>>6368296
all to bite your head off with one bite my dear :3

>>6368300
Such is the power of Schro, fellow fa/tg/uy.

S-should not... want?
I am most confused.

Sexy, isn't she ?

>>6368342
Do not resist, give in.

>>6368347
RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>6368347
Not really, not in that thing.

Sure is obvious sexual innuendo around here...

>>6368342

>>6368365
dumb kitty, gun does not go in to mouth :3

DAMMIT SCHRODINGER

LEAVE MY SEXUALITY ALONE

>>6368376

Sory :3

Schro never made me feel teh ghei, but certainly I'd like to see him molesting lil Seras... or going up against Rip Van Wrinkle in a wrestling contest

>>6368376
hmmmmmmmmmmm i think we found tg's weakness!

>>6368376
You really shouldn't leave important things like that out in the open when there is a kitten around,you know. It could swallow it, and what would you do?

>>6368387
You're gay for straight shota. Its only a matter of time.
I'd totally cosplay as Schro, if I were blond, have cat ears, a hitlerjugend uniform and no fear of getting beaten up and a bit more into the yellow fever.

>>6368365
Fixed

>>6368366
Fuck. Well thats it, I think i've found the one thing I'd ever go gay for. Stupid sexy embodiment of a scientific theory.

>>6368408
-falls out of chair laughting-

>You're gay for straight shota.

Wait what?

TO ARMS MEN!

>>6368418
Simple, you're turned on by young boys fucking women, note that the young boy part is what makes you feel kinky inside, sooner or later you'll think that boy on boy is okay as well, then its only a mater of taste if you get into boy x grown man, if you REALLY hit it hard you're going to be fapping to gay bear porn (oh god the horror).

>>6368442
*Matter

>>6368442
...shit...

I don't want to turn this into /r/, but I've been reading this manga (translated into English) and I can't find the freaking end. I got up to ch.94 and it stopped. Anywhere online that I can just read it (not a torrent.)

>>6368449
Oh god, the guardsman trap.

>>6368469
oh goodie Schrödienger has a friend now

>>6367560
Dammit, look at that crappy rule 34!

You are just one fat raging homosexual basement-dwelling wannabe-nazi!

>>6368442
Nah, I went from being theoretically bi to being straight, so almost the reverse of what you're talking about. I like loli stuff too, but am way pickier about that since I just feel too evil.

>>6368480
well i have a army of vampires, what do you have :3

>>6368465
http://manga.animea.net/hellsing-chapter-95-page-1.html

More Trap-Guard

>>6368465
I found it on one of the manga online readers...
>http://manga.animea.net/hellsing-chapter-95-page-1.html
here.

>>6368482
"theoretically"

:3

Oh Al, you card.

>>6368497
Theoretically in the sense that what you liked in japanese cartoons might not be what you like IRL

>>6368492
>>6368494

Thank you both (or just one) so much! I really appreciate this; its been nagging at the back of my mind for weeks now.

>>6368506
First I laughed
Then I imagined a sort of vampire Married with Children.
Then I found my next Vamp: Masq game.

>>6368506
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
There must be a law against terrible puns like this, must be.

>>6368514
Sure.

>>6368506
...I can't find the words to describe what I'm feeling.
You are stranded on an uninhabited island but you can choose from three companions to go with you.

A: a pretty loli, but sadly with the mindset of a irl loli ("emo is sooo hot and Twilight is awsum, bla bla bla get me candy.")

B: a donkey

C: a nice, gentle, intelligent bear (as in the large, muscled, hairy gay people, not the awesome forest/ice dwelling animal)

D: a gun loaded with a single bullet.

Choose wisely.

>>6368594
D is not a companion, but a means of escape. :p

>>6368033
"For me the sun isnt some great enemy-I just hate it."

>>6368594
D by the way.

>>6368594
B, FOR THIS IS MY FAITHFUL STEED, ROCINANTE

>>6368594
I imbed the soul of A into B then use D on A/B.

I remember being so happy the first time Schrödinger was referred to by name.

I was just like "WTF. This catboy just waltzes in through security babbling about how he's everywhere and nowhere? And there he is again! He's in two scenes at once now? And now his body's gone.

You know what I can deal with teleporting and crap, that's normal crazy vampire shit. but why the fuck is he a CATBOY?

Warrant officer Schrö-

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

>>6370040
Hitler banged a vampire cat and this was the result... or something.

Now that I think about it, my like of Schrodinger is what got me to start my trap/shota folder.
Here's my only pic of him not being trapy

God dammit, I missed posted this three goddam times, I hate my fuking computer

>>6368610
As is C