Dyslexic spells thread?>Speak with Dad>Alter Shelf>Bestow Purse>Circle of Breath>Cone of Old
>Defect magic>Wireball>Firecall>Stone to Fresh>Sticks to snacks>Nature's alley>Power word krill
Ray of embezzlement
>>62169720Lost to the last one>Legislate>Heydrich Blast
>>62169720>power word krillYou conjure up a wave of tiny crustaceans that crashes down on an area within range. The area can be up to 30 feet long, up to 10 feet wide, and up to 10 feet tall. Each creature in that area must make a Dexterity saving throw. On a failed save, a creature takes 4d8 bludgeoning damage and is knocked prone. On a successful save, a creature takes half as much damage and isn’t knocked prone. The krill then spread out across the ground in all directions and create a 30ft zone of tiny shrimp that do 1d4 damage to any creature that begin their turn within until the end of your next turn at which point the little animals wander off.
>Expensive Retreat>Butter Fingers>Below Curse>Greenleaf Blade>Active Splash>Animal Massager>Barking>Chill Torch>Find Speed>Color Spy>Earthblind
>>62170211>>Animal MassagerAnd the vampire thread is talking about fucking dogs./tg/ has a bestiality kick today, huh?
>>62169635>>62169720>>62170211Some of these are potentially quite useful spells>speak with dad>alter shelf>bestow purse>cone of old>defect magic>firecall>sticks to snacks>animal massager
>>62169635Tenser's Floating Dick.Tenser's Floating Duck.Magic Mussel.Stinking Crowd.Weeb.
>Flaming Spear>Phantasmal Thriller>Locust City>Prismatic Gray>Cull Lightning>Finger of Debt>Power Word Fun>Power Word Blinds>Power Word Grill
>>62169635Cone of Old sounds real
>>62169635>Vegedigitation>Bloodberry>Wage Hand>Call Lightening>Darkless
>Leomund's Tiny Hat>Bigby's Giant Hind>Summon Muenster
>scorching graysummon a burning alien
>chill couch>cone of BOLD>bone of cold>control lames>create fundead>crown of sadness>crown of badness>dimension doot>cream
Gibsgy's Intertoasting Flan
>>62172019Yeah, but as written more like a magic item than a spell. They sure don't make cones like they used to.
>>62169635>Cromagnon Orb>Cause Beer>Life Insurance>Cold Person>Foxes Cumming>Wizard Appearance>Limited Fish>Unseen Serpent >Giant ForkCure White WoundsYou channel positive energy to heal 1d8 points of racial tension between your species. If the target is a dark elf, heal 2d8 points instead.
Spay living-Magical birth control.Misspell magic- Targets the wizard's source of power directly, by introducing dyslexia to his spellbook.Anti-Wife shell- For the married mage.Loser planar ally- For when you need to summon a magical being to your aid, but you're not realy al that particular.Disguise elf-Sometimes you want to avoid the slave market.Scorching day>Like weather control, but limited to making it a bit too hot.
>bust devil>earthfind>weather fall>fire dolt>mold monster>lightning cure>fold earth>psychic cream>crying>tony servant >wall of fight>
>Purifying Wood and Father> Mage Ham>Create/ Destroy Matter>Control Fired>Chromatic Bob>Animal Shade>Shade Water>Ray of Faust>Fay of Roast>Lay of Frost>Fray of Most>Massage>Spear the Dying>Sending>Cure Mound>Deflect Poison and Disease>Bitch Wolt>Matador Swarm> Power Word Hail
>>62169635>Thyme Stop>Ray of Lost>Firedball>Greater Oaramany>Fleshtidigitation>Tragic MissleThis is pretty fun.
>Mage Band>Scare the Dying>Farther Fall>Nice Knife>Putrify Food and Drink>Unseen Savant>Lice Transference>Planet Growth>Dominate Mustard>Tim, stop
Remove HearseDivine FlavorThighbiteSwishTragic WeaponSeagull's BlenderMisspell MagicTransglute Flesh to SconeNeglect Good/Evil/Law/PlayasFinger of MethBjorn WhipGnocci GraspGlitterrustAcid StashDetect ArrowsBox's CunningShamestrikeTrue PleasurerectionBaleful PolydwarfExpediddily Retriddidilly Raise BreadMilf's Acid TarotLaminate RopeWall of DivorceMantle of SkaYarn PersonPurify Food not DrinkZone of RoofSpanishmentHeather FallMagic MothPFC ImageTongues
>>62173036Laminate Rope is a devastating thing to run up against. It's like Feather Fall: you never need it until you need it.Finger of Meth is equally infamous. I've had to dodge that at the local 7/11 more than once.
>>62173036>TonguesI don't quite understand how this is supposed to be different.
>Dish>Meatier Swarm>Power Word: Shill>Mage's Dysfunction>Horrid Quilting>Shadow Evocation: Greeter>Feather Ball>Count>Charm Her Son>Bitterdust>Summon Smarm>Dankness
>Tenser's Floating Dirk>Blooming Blade>Ensnaring Stripe>Tasha's Hilarious Laughter>True Site>Wash
That's not how dyslexia works.
>>62175769It's still fun, have a go.
>>62169635>IreballA ball of pure rage
>>62172374>Bigby's Giant HindDoes it summon a gigantic butt, or an extremely oversized Mi-24 Hrkicopter?
>>62176122>EireballOnly targets british soldiers and police officers
>>62170712Speak with dad would be quite useful for my order that tracks down fathers of bastards', especially if it's like this:Speak with dadLvl 1 cleric, druid and bard spell.Materials: one living humanoid that has a fatherUpon touching the target (including the target) you can speak with targets father. This spell doesn't work if father is in different plane of existence.Upon casting at higher level also allows to detect father's location within 100 miles.
this thread is comedy gold
>>62176160More likely summons a female deer
>>62176190>FrieballGoes well with ale.
>smite of handfuck you
>>62170017I can already imagine the smell
>>62169635>Speak with DadFinally you can ask him why he is taking so long to buy ciggarates and milk
>>62176306FieballBasically vicious mockery, but spherical
>>62176824>SireballYour dad's testicle makes a strange squelching noise as it splats against your amour
>>62169635>Cat disgraceSummons a black cat to cross the enemy's path. >Arid splashAn AOE effect that you can't quite determine whether it's wet or not.>Detest MagicCause target wizard an existential crisis.>Dancing NightsInstant rave.>Gay of FrostSummon an homosexual winter fey.>Couch of FatigueHandy when you're tired. >Protection from GodProtects you from a god of choice.>Protection from rawNo more salmonella!>Obscuring FistPunch target so hard, they can't see the next punch coming.>Detect UnreadUseful for students and teachers alike.>Floating RiskIt reminds you to use feather fall when you're hovering.>Gloating DiskSummons a disk-shaped monster. It's not too useful as it wastes time monologuing about his supposed superiority over other shapes.>Shocking Gasp!Instant drama spell.>Colon SprayUseful to hit enemies in your rear arc.>Cause BearEnsures a plantigrade carnivore will soon happen.>Child TouchWill get you on a special watchlist.>Father FallForces target to go back home and help their elderly dad to get up.>Frog CloudObfuscate line of sight with amphibians, and slime every surface.>Summon WarmReinvigorates that chilly elf who just wants winter to end already. >DanknessBefuddle living creatures in an area with memes.>Gut of WindInduces aerophagy. >ShitterLet's just say it makes a very unpleasant mess.>Magic MothSummons a somewhat underwhelming magical ally.>Commend UndeadEnsures even soulless undead creatures will appreciate your compliments.>False LieEnforces meta-truth. >LevigateMakes things smoother. >Rape TrickSummons a convenient dose of rohypnol>Spider LimbOne of your arms or legs becomes pretty great for climbing, but only one. Also it gets quite gross.>Explosive TunesDeal 6d6 damage when dropped>NondetenctionFree "get out of jail" card
>>62169635Not sure if it was posted, but>Create/destroy waiter
>>62177196>Phantom SeedEjaculate through physical barriers>Derp SlumberPut someone asleep in a very awkward position.>Old PersonSummon an ally to yell at children>Tiny HuntSummon a much less fearsome version of the Wild Hunt>MisplacementCast as an item is stored to make it disappear in some remote plane.>Major MageImbue the town's major with magical powers>Gentle RepostRepeat your argument in a thread, but in much more civil tones. >Gay of ExhaustionDrain target's stamina through intense sodomy.>Chill TorchA very large blunt>Lame ArrowMake a projectile very uneffective.>FryTarget suffers heavy fire damage but gains an AC bonus due to crispy natural armour.>Teen EdgeShame target with the memories of their past donutsteel OC's. >Secrete PageCreate a young attendant out of your sebum>Water BreachingAnticipate target's labour>Dire TrapCreate a feral, monstrous version of a girl (male)>Remove PurseMug target
>>62177326>Lack TentaclesDisarm target aberration.>Solid DogSummons a sturdy canine companion.>Detect CryingThe opposite spell happens to be way more popular. >ContusionBadly bruise target.>Rushing DespairRemoves the "Procrastination" debuff.>Illusory BallTrick Charlie Brown, again.>Mage's Faithful PoundFattens target spellcaster, lightly but permanently. >Fall of StoneEveryone dies.>Fold MonsterTarget creature is bent unnaturally. >MindfrogSummon the Hypnotoad.>Persistent MageShitpost /tg/ with caster supremacy threads every day.>Symbol of Spain Induces flamenco>Raves of FatiguePrevents targets from recovering through rest. >PisswallA restraining spell developed by the Whizzard himself.
>heiling word>hailing word>heeling word>helling word>halling word
>Leomund's tiny butt>>62177520They're all golden.
>Tasha's Hideous Daughter
>tasha's hideous slaughter
>>62172914>FleshtidigitationJesus Christ that just sounds horrifying.
>>62178761Thats what I was going for.
>>62170017more descriptions like this please
>>62169720>Stone to FreshFinally, a solution to stale bread!
>>62169635Ray of Read Magic Missile
>>62176938LairballA talking ball that only lies
>>62182695>LiarballIt's not actually a ball.
>>62169635>Speak with Dad>tfw dad is ESL, has dyslexia and aspergersSometimes it feels like I'm using magic to communicate with him
>>62169635this thread triggers my autism but here you go
>>62169635>basicaly speak with dead if he's dead and basically useless thing if alive since nobody calls their parents in this times>wizards became very valuable in carpenters' and home-decoration guilds>wizards prove again that they are magic-batmen by usurping yet another guild's work>very usefull during scuba-diving. Unfortunatelly unpopular since scuba-diving does not exist>damn wizards are making cones for old people. THEY TOOK OUR JOOOBS
>>62173036>devine flavordoes it send guy feiri from the heavens in order to bring me to flavor town?
>>62170211>below curseIt's just giving someone crabs, isn't it?
>>62169948I approve of that last one.>Feather Mall>Mage Sand>Harm Person>Alter Serf>Phantasmal Miller
>>62184437>Feather MallOpens a pocket dimension - a town square covered with a bazaar containing merchants hawking all manner of feathers - from phoenices to dinosaurs.>Mage SandSummons a 1st-level wizard made out of sand, lasts for 5 rounds.>Harm PersonGives the target leukemia.>Alter SerfOpens a vassal customization menu.>Phantasmal MillerAllows you, a grain magnate, to use ghosts to save on labor costs.
>animate dad>cane>lone>control fames>faze>gay of sicknessyou summon a dude with HIV>searing shite>lime stop>speak with plans>magic tone
>>62184283behold, shitty paint art
>colour gayRainbows everywhere.>colour spayCauses infertility in the LGBT community.
drawing these at random, unless someone wants to request one
>Antiwife Shell>Antmagic Field>Create Undad>>62183298>Fine Ball>>62185259As a waiter, I request Create/Destroy Waiter.
>>62169635>Dyslexic spells thread?So misspells
>>62169720Somebody get me a scroll of sticks to snacks PLEASE
>>62186788It's wonderful, thank you.>Blade Wand>Blinding Smile>Bream>Vampiric Torch>Prestidigitalisation
>>62169720>defect magiclose all your magic aptitude and ability; transfer it to nearest person
>Stocking grasp>Commend>Viscous mockery>Putrify food and drink>Speak with pants>Player of healing>Inspect plague>Heat meal>Mend into stone>Black testicles
Create Miner HellCrate Mayor HelmShocking GrassMindshitterBathe without AirBottomles SpitImpervious to Poisson
>>62177520I have some more>Wall of IronySentient creatures that pass through it must pass a Will save or miss its point. >True SewingBestow extraordinary sartorial skills.>Ass SuggestionPropose anal. >Chair LightningElectrocute a restrained felon.>Forceful SandCompels a group of sentient creatures to play in the sandpit. >MisreadCauses temporary dyslexia. >Symbol of PearTriggered rune transforms nearby objects into fruit.>Mass Beer EnduranceBlesses party with enhanced alcohol tolerance.>Control WaferSeize control of all snacks.>More EarthConjures soil.>Plant ShiftUp to eight plants exchange positions.>Grater TeleportA teleportation spell with unlimited range that can only target culinary shredding utensils. >Mass Cold PersonDesensitize a lot of people. >Power Word BlondBestow beautiful golden locks. >Symbol of StuntingTriggered rune coerces into performing rad moves. >Protect ImageBanish nearby paparazzi.>Control FeatherA really weak form of telekinesis. >Limited DishSummons food, but not very much.>Mind FlankIncreases periphereal awareness. >Protection from SpillsMakes clothing impossible to stain.
>>62190242>Trap the SourTriggered runes that only ensnare bitter people. >Discern VocationGain knowledge of people's professions on first sight.>BirdingA divination spell to locate and observe avians.>Power Word SunSummon the Sun.>Symbol of InanityCompels those who see it into behaving in the most asinine possible ways.>Horrid TiltingTriggers OCD. >Mage's DisfunctionTarget spellcaster forgets how to spellcast.>GrateShred target cheese.>ForesighMourn and/or complain in advance.>Power Word BillForces target to pay.>Brushing HandLarge hand delicately strokes targets.>Ethereal MessSummon a very unkempt ghost.>Unlimited FishIt's just too much.
>>62169635I am stealing Cone of Old and probably making my party ragequit from it
I want to make a spellbook of these for my players to find and mess around with.
>>62193645Probably makes sense to implement these in a table for failed concentration rolls or something.
>Power Word JillMakes a very annoyed Jill appear. She's getting really sick of this shit and could you please give her fare to get back home?
>>62195125>Power Word JillAlternately, it really gets a woman off.
>Power word Quill
>>62172626>>bone of cold>not cone of cod that summons a torrent of fish in a cone in front of you
>>62169635>Stone to Mesh.>Burning Hams.>Crown of Radness.>Crown of Dadness.>Clown of Madness.>Mass Congestion. >Burn Undead.>Wall of Scone.
>>62170017Could probably use this to fertilize fields and rivers and lakes and shit. Assuming it’s salt water Krill so it dies in anything that isn’t salt water, and dead fish and things like it are great for that
>>62195682Don’t forget >Destructive Rave.>Male ArmourFor fixing your chainmail bikini into something useful.>Male HandSometimes, a woman just needs a little help.>Mate Hand… the same thing is true for everybody.>SaidChange the past so you already said what you want to say.>CatnipExactly the opposite effect of the normal one.>DankvisionYou don’t need drugs anymore with this one.>Antilife HellIf there's no afterlife for the non-living, you just need to make one.>Protection from ElegyUsually protects from boredom.>Scorching LayFor when you manage to seduce someone you really wanted dead.
Mordenkainen's LubricationEvards Black Testicles
Dicks to Snakes
>>62169720>wireballduration: 1 minute; concentrationpoint to a spot within 60 feet of you. a 2-foot-radius sphere of barbed wire explodes from that point. every creature within range must make a dexterity saving throw. a target takes 4d4 slashing damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. if a creature moves while in this radius, it must repeat the save.
>1st ed Lvl 6 Mage spellFart Water
>>62172860>Purifying Wood and Fathergay.
>>62170211>animal massagerFound the canadian.